News>Miami-Cincinnati Victory Bell Game (played 127 times, 4th most all time in FBS) will stop being played in 2026. Series is tied 60-60>Who the fuck cares about any other news this sport is dying fast with rivalries being forced abandoned and programs being swooped up by corporations because Jews who own private equity were pissed there was something followed they don't own and tricked you all with how "exploited" players were to lead to a system where their private equity firms will take control and make this into a NFL lite that will quickly lose all support when it can't compete to the real NFL>Season less then one month awayPrevious>>142931299
>For me it's the Auburn Tigers, the best college football te-ACK
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>On May 6, 2024, Snoop Dogg's drink brand, Gin & Juice by Dre and Snoop, became the new Arizona Bowl title sponsor, with the bowl officially named the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented by Gin & Juicebowl haters btfo
>>143058287Based Tiger bot
>>143058166It sounds like this rivalry being canceled is mostly bitch ass behavior from Miami (OH), not the usual Semitic shenanigans>Cincy has a winning streak vs Miami (OH) dating back to 2006, haven't lost this game at home since 2002>Miami (OH) snaps both streaks last year with a road win>they immediately ask to terminate the series, saying they need to sacrifice this ongoing home and home vs a Big 12 team to be able to schedule more payday games
>>143056856That wouldn't surprise me if not for the fact that Northwestern once in a while has a break out season that nerd schools like Vandy can only dream about. And that's even with Vandy having done the James Franklin experiment where they let in thugs and rapists to win some extra games. But this is all guessing on my part, I actually don't know enough about Northwestern's policies around athletics and academics to make a definitive statement. If they never actually do bend and still are able to have those crazy seasons, even more glory to them.
>>143059025>Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented by Gin & Juicefootball wouldn't be my first association with that kind of name
>>143059224Norfwestern only had breakout seasons because they were in a horrible division that somebody had to win, which is now a thing of the past. When they won their division in 2018 they still lost to Duke and Akron. West shitters won't stumble into seasons where they are better than at least 5 out of the following 6 teams: Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, Oregon, USC and Washington.
>>143059224>don't admit thugs and rapists>just have your now-disgraced ex-coach do all the thuggin
>>143059632Pedo State did Vandy a big favor hiring Franklin away because they were about to fire him. There was huge pressure on the administration to clean up the mess Franklin was making. Vandy people always cared more about image than about wins. You can't have players on the football team raping female students while saying its a form a reparations for slavery and then have the head coach try to cover it up. Well, not at Vandy anyway. Pedo State seems to think that type of coach is exactly what fits in at their school.
>everyone's out doing fun stuff this saturday and I'm sitting at home, posting on spee
Celtic playing and destroy Chelsea at Notre Dame Stadium and we're just ignoring it?
>>143058166For me, it's Garrett Greene
>>143061175Could be worse. You could be staring at your tv watching the DVD anti burn-in logo bouncing around.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytKVGtJ5yng
>>143062762Little known fact: after graduating Spencer went to work for Tiger Electronics.
>>143061775we are so back wv bros
>>143061175>went cabrewing>had dinner with dad and wife>come back to cfp its deadwtf bros
>>143062932Couches will burn.
>>143061775>the chad keeper vs the virgin tosser
>>143061775love seein a fellow brotha ballin
>>143063019it was over 500 poasts so we needed a new one anyway
>>143064064instant replay says there was no new bread posted
>>143061175If I were out I would wish I was at home, so it doesn't matter.
>>143064784if anyone can find a cam vid of those kansas st. slampigs they will become a god
>>143064784my butt looks better. t. tradie
>>143064784>Sex with short thicc ginger's
what's the worst college football team?
>>143059025Is that the Bowl Barstool sponsored last year and it was on CW?
>>143068350Kent state>>143059025based I want some
>>143064151I posted a request for new bread. I've baked dozens and dozens of times so it's not too much to ask someone else to do it.>>143065494Which ones? The three against Auburn or the duo in pic related?
>>143070142Yes. The local government got butt hurt over Barstool being the sponsor and pulled their contribution to the game. Wonder if they'll do the same for Snoop's booze brand or is that considered wholesome and family friendly in current year?
>>143072549They're forcing him in Olympics coverage, he's probably kissed a sufficient amount of balls.
>>143070574>Kent stateAh yes, the birthplace of modern false-flag ops
My reffies are ready for another big season
Hello I’m an Australian what college team should I supportPs I hate losing
>>143076522>I hate losingLiberty. They're very far from being the best team but their schedule is against the shittiest shit so they win a lot.
>>143076522How much do you know about football?
How does Kirby keep doing it?
>>143076522Do you want to see a team featuring one of your countrymen? Black universities often recruit Australian footy players to be kickers because almost no black kids grow up wanting to be a kicker so the schools have a difficult time finding any. Instead they recruit in Australia where the players don't know all that much about the US and what a HBCU is, they just know they're getting four years in the US for free.
How the mighty have (once) fallen.
>>143081118The largest number of spankings was handed out by Vanderbilt with four. Georgia Tech, not even a member anymore, handed out three of the worst spankings. And look at Texas, getting seriously beaten by a school that doesn't even have a team anymore.
>>143061775Is WVU one of the good guys?
>>143081118this is not accurate, like at all
>>143085003What a worthless comment. If you know of an inaccuracy, post it. What you did is a reddit type drive-by shitpost of zero quality. You might indeed be correct it has errors but since college football records are simple published fact, you should be able to post the errors instead of acting like this is some political debate over if someone's trade policy works or not.Don't be a piece of shit that only makes /cfb/ a worse place to read and post. Contribute or shut the fuck up until it's time to teach your next English class.
WVUbros, what's your excuse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llzt4Cq3UwQ
>>143081215>getting seriously beaten by a school that doesn't even have a team anymoreUChicago is in D3 these days, casual
>>143062762
>>143076522come home, pacific man
>>143087267>Oregon, Washington, and BYU gobble up all the good Polynesian players>Hawaii basically is an HBCU for pineappleniggersLol
Did we ever start a dynasty?
>>143092350Sounds dumb since everyone wants to visit a tropical climate but the Hawaii folks see this as their one chance to get out of Hawaii and go to the mainland for a few years, because they'll return to Hawaii for the rest of their life
>>143081118Still one of two teams to put points on Georgia Kek that year.
>>143099606Kinda wanna make a cfb team based on all the memes and posters here kinda like divegrass
>>143104153Colorado already exist
Almost time.
>>143058166
>>143103292Hawaii is also a shit tier meme program playing at a high school stadium
>>143104153Do it
Coach Primate
>>143061181>not playing the >ragsHard pass
>>143068350Michigan State
>>143103292hawaii's also a massive commuter school. It's more like a junior college than a state school on the west coast
>>143092350>no PooSC>no PooCLA
I for one fucking HATE college football
>>143118719the lead-up to the season does strange things to the mind
>>143116405Not needed
My thoughts on random coaches who popped into my head. Tennessee fan if that matters or frames these thoughts:PJ Fleck - biggest cheesedick I've ever seen. Would have to imagine that rah-rah shit really wears on the players if they hit a bad skid. Kirby Smart - I actually really like Kirby. Seems like a normal guy. Think the media is going to try to chew him up and spit him out. It would help my team's prospects if they did that, but I fucking hate the media more than anything on earth. Hugh Freeze - really good football coach. Will have Auburn punching even or above Alabama quickly.Lane Kiffin - I'm kind of over his whole shtick. Needs to win something. If he doesn't he'll move on and reset the clock. Ryan Day - He's an awkward as hell guy. He gets talent. Decent coach I guess, but he seems so unlikable to me.Matt Rhule - I honestly think he can get Nebraska back to 10 win seasons. He's got a bit of awkwardness in him, but not the level as Day. Brent Venables - Never liked this guy. 100% based on the fact he had a man assigned to keep him off the white line when he was a DC at Clemson. Such a cheesedick try hard move.
>>143077716>FSU/MSU/LSU 69%They win.
HOOK EM
>>143120958>I actually really like KirbyWhat a fag
>>143086303>Kentuckys worst blowout loss>63-3Got some more impotent anger to let out?
>>143123438It’s almost here :)
>>143120958>Kiffinyou can count on him for a 6-10 win season and a bowl appearance. My guess would be that ole piss is content with that
>>143120958>BTW, I'm really a Tennessee fan. Honestly, truly I am.LOL, we can see that you're a barner trying to hide his nut hugging of Freeze. Going to be funny when he ruins your program and gets you on probation while you deny ever having liked the guy, much less been his cum drinker for so long.New Mexico State's ass whipping of your team was just the beginning of what Freeze has in store for you. Keep him long enough and Troy end up the second most popular team in Alabama by default.>We've got the Winning Gene, er, Freeze Warning! We're going to surpass Alabama!DeBoer probably is overrated and will find it difficult to shine in Saban's shadow but Auburn isn't going to come close to being Alabama any time soon. You barners are too obsessed with having a Saban-like savior come in with instant wins instead of building something strong over time. Freeze won at Ole Miss because he was cheating. He won at Liberty because he was playing against CUSA teams (and still couldn't beat NMSU with all of Auburn's resources). Your impatience and desire for instant results will continue to be your downfall. Freeze isn't a savior. He's a cheap dollar store knockoff of Gus Malzahn, which is funny because you fired that guy and now have a lesser version of him who is coated in filth.
>>143103292Joining the military is also a more popular route for that which means Hawaii loses many of its locally developed prospects that could have had an impact on the team.
>>143120958Deion Sanders - Coach Primate
>>143134174ATII
>>143120958>Ryan Day - He's an awkward as hell guy.Very, webm related.>He gets talent. So does every fucking shitter that's ever coached at Ohio State. >Decent coach I guess, but he seems so unlikable to me.That's because he's a little cocksucker.
>>143106738The NFL isn’t ready for him.
>>143133816>Freeze makes another anon type a wall of seething textMany such cases!
>>143120958Ryan Day is not a good football coach. He's average at best.It's not hard to recruit at Ohio St after all the winning they've done, the money, the size of the school. and the state they're in.He kept the exact same recruiting plan/schedule as Urban, not any of his doing, just boosters and other coaches at Ohio St, so they can beat the fuck out of Penn State and ten other teams every year then lose to MichiganLiterally any coach in the world can do what he does with the talent he is given. He runs Urban/Chip's offense with 5 star players, it's not rocket scienceLook at his resume before Ohio State. There is nothing on there that makes you think he's qualified for the job he has.The best thing he's done is not rock the boat too much. They still win most of the games they should, which is a compliment, but they underachieve in all reality and he's a cardboard cutout
Alabama is already starting to fail. More and more recruits are flipping to Auburn. Freeze is the new daddy of the state of Alabama.
>USC has historically great run under Pete Carroll, a defensive coach with NFL background>He leaves>USC goes on to hire 4 consecutive offensive coaches with very little NFL experience>Never sustained success with any of themI don't get it. What's funny, is they had Orgeron ready to go on a silver platter but decided to to with fucking Clay Helton instead.
>>143140567more realistically, he'll complain about playing time and transfer to a sunbelt team, only to tear an ACL and never be heard from again
>>143138673Literally the highest winning percentage of all time
>>143140567As an Auburn alum I’ll never get this. Their player development and NFL output is so much better.
>>143141812Sark was hired over Coach O when he was the interim HC, then Helton replaced Sark when he was fired for partying too hard
>>143142756I still feel like it's telling that two of the three last 3 interim coaches were defensive guys. Makes you wonder who the real culture guys were
>>143141812If Coach O was a good coach, someone would have hired him after LSU.>>14314258633-6 the last 3 years and his best win was vs. Utah in the Rose Bowl. He's lost every important game since COVID and it's certainly not a talent issue. They will chase him out of Columbus with torches and pitchforks if he loses to Michigan this year.
>>143143460Coach O could get hired somewhere if he wanted to work but at his age I think he's just happy to chill on the beach and hit on milfs at gas stations instead of dealing with NIL and the portal. He has tens of millions of dollars and has won everything there is to win at the college level. I hope he replaces Corso on GameDay, he would be perfect for it.
>>143143460>well in the last 3 years he’s only the 11th highest win percentage everSTOP THE PRESSES
>>143143675>I hope he replaces Corso on GameDay, he would be perfect for itthis is what will happen:>shows up buzzed on set, screaming GUEAX TIGERS into the mic every chance he gets, providing absolutely braindead takes (not even hot takes, just plain awful takes), all culminating in a firing due to hitting on the production staffGameday likes well-spoken clean cut guys who look good on camera (McAfee being the exception, and even he's not there most of the time). This isn't the NFL where their orc fanbase appreciates loudmouth smoothbrains trying to go viral by doing/saying stupid shit
>>14314384211-1 at Ohio State isn't a successful season if they lost to the only Top-10 team they played.
>>143143675>I hope he replaces Corso on GameDay, he would be perfect for it.He should end every pick he makes with “GO TIGUHS” regardless of the teams being discussed
>>143137286HE
>>143116405Yikes
>>143142629He's a flake. He committed to Alabama, switched to Auburn, switched back to Alabama, and now has once again switched to Auburn. If he ends up at either school, he'll only be there a year and either run off to the portal or be run out of the program for being a diva. >>143141915Until about a decade or so ago Troy had a pipeline of players who got booted out of Auburn. Think it died when Blakeney retired and the new staff didn't have the connections at Auburn anymore.>>143144344More than anything it's probably the "sissy blue" comment that would keep ESPN from hiring him. >>143143675Waiting for him and Brittany Spears to create a "Real Millionaires of the Swamp" reality show.
Another Alabama commit has flipped to Auburn. Brother Freeze now has locked up 80% of the top ten best players in the state. DeBobo now has zero. Why worry about global warming when we have the Freeze Nation taking over?
>>143148220>Why worry about global warming when we have the Freeze Nation taking over?Please, for the love of all that's holy, never ever post again.
>>143149725
>>143149725Word of the accomplishments of Brother Freeze cannot be contained. Let's recap how things are going:Number of top ten recruits from AlabamaFreeze: 8DeBobo: Zero, none, zilch, nana, zip, polecat
>>143146824HAS
>>143134174>>143153075and there it is
>>143148220For me its hugh Freeze, The best college football coach in America
>>143153075>t
>>143058287*blocks your ENTIRE motherfucking path*
>>1430581662024 /cfb/ Pick Emhttps://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cpassword: PAC12afterdark
>>143157502
https://www.deseret.com/sports/2024/07/28/college-football-arm-race-extensive-financial-resources/It's becoming impossible for schools to keep up in college football, even Big 10 schools like Washington can't keep up with others like Ohio StateNo one wants to admit it, but these schools can't stay on the same tier. The only end conclusion is a new league is made with pro/reg from the top P2/top 12-16 schools, and people can deny but that's what's going to happen
>>143147583>He committed to Alabama, switched to Auburn, switched back to Alabama, and now has once again switched to Auburn.What's the benefit of doing this instead of just waiting til he's sure?
>>143158385It's already over. Just hand me the trophy today.
>>143156832Ohio State will lose to Michigan again but still will get into the playoff as an at-large team. After the lose in the first round, Day will be fired. Meanwhile Brother Freeze will shock the world by taking his team into the quarter finals before losing to a school with more depth as he hasn't yet been able to completely turn over the roster of debris from the previous coach. That won't matter because Ohio State will come calling, seeing what lies ahead for Brother Freeze. Auburn will try to outbid Ohio State but fail. Plus Brother Freeze wants to coach where he's wanted and too many Auburn fans aren't Christian enough to forgive a former sinner and see his redemption arc.
>>143158807He might be able to ratchet up the NIL offers a bit with each switch but the real attraction is the college girl pussy he gets tossed at him each time. Imagine you're one of the football "hostesses" at Alabama who let him fuck her only for him to defect to Auburn. You wonder what's wrong with your pussy. Did some Auburn skank out freak you in bed? You make it your mission to use the power of your pussy to get him back for your team. Meanwhile there's the hostesses over at Auburn thinking the exact same thing. The kid probably fucked more college girls before his high school graduation than must guys do their entire four years at college.
>>143158966how'd you do in the hockey bracket bud
>>143159547I did okay. Got one pick wrong. Gonna aim for 100% next year.
>>143076522Tulane has an Aussie Punter, they are a lower tier program that plays a little bit above their weight class.Or, just watch the gamne of the week untill you see a player/stadium/tradition/monent that you naturally root for
>michigan acting shocked and offended that a postseason ban is likely incomingFucking wat
>>143162767They have their championship and they have a new coach who they know isn't going to have them in contention any time soon. All a post season ban does is keep them from going to the Outback Bowl.
>>143162767Nothing ever happens, especially now. The NCAA is a lame duck organization that is, itself, illegally structured which will soon cease to exist.
Michigan>Perfect coaching continuity, offensive and defensive playcallers both from same/similar systems>QB with multiple years in the system>Lost a lot on offense, but still have some key weapons like Loveland and Edwards>Defense is still absolutely stacked and will possibly be even more aggressive with Martindale calling plays (could be good or bad)Ohio State>Same DC, but new OC with essentially a completely new scheme to learn for the players >No one in the QB room has experience in either Day's or Kelly's offenses. >Offense, even with the loss of Harrison and Traynum, still has plenty of firepower. Losing McCord's experience in the system will still hurt them early on in the season.>Defense will likely be the best it's been under Day, with Knowles now having plenty of depth for his scheme and a great addition to the back end with DownsI still think Michigan wins. Ohio State is going to look like 2015 UGA, quarterback-by-committee with a new offensive scheme that fails to utilize all the available weapons. Defense will likely still be elite enough to carry them through most of their schedule, but it won't be enough in the games that matter. And similar to that team, the head coach will be getting canned at the end of the season.
>>143163043Howard has a hard ceiling at QB but he will be a lot better than shitcordBut they will have the exact same problem as always>O-Line plays like retards>RBs are made of glass (mainly henderson)
>>143162937True but they are timing it so that even if michigan decides to sue the ban will at least stand for this yearCompletely deliberate from the NCAA kek
Reminder that Texas A&M is the only based university. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA90QiXMqBU
https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA?si=y6Lm7C4RcfUf6r-P
>>143163043Day may have the most loaded roster with a lot of returning nfl talent and the best play callers in the league. I just dont see it for michigan this year because they seem like a team that wont be able to reload fully but honestly it would be funny if the big10 was lolmichiganwins. If what you are saying does happen I think it has to start with that OSU QB and Oline being meh, which still means you probably have to score 21+ to win against what is looking to be a top 3 defense at least. I think we will know everything after their trip to Eugene.
https://youtu.be/gYUinsr7NkU?si=8DVl4rhogKyZMBz1
New coaches hot seat website sucks.
>>143163197Howard has two big weaknesses>not very good at feeling pressure>will make a couple WTF passes a game where he just doesn't see the defender and throws it right to himIf he has a clean pocket he will pick apart defenses. >We had a pretty good OL and RBs the last couple years but Ohio State will have much better WRs than Kansas State so having more separation should cut down on the WTF passes. He isn't a run first QB but he can run well enough to force defenses to account for him and burn them if they don't.
>>143163265That's not how appeals work. Any punishment would be deferred until after the process is completed, which likely won't be until well after the season is over.It also should be noted that the CFP is not run by the NCAA, and is not obligated to honor any postseason ban. They still might, but they don't have to. So we really could just be talking a ban from the lesser bowls here.
There will be no punishments once the NCAA is goneOne team can assassinate all the other players and coaches of a team before they play and they would pay about a $100 fine
>>143159430>Auburn girls better than bama girlsit's definitely due to NIL money, not sleeping around with team assistants
>>143164456Wonder if the guy sold it? He was always a bit of an oddball and had openly been looking to sell it for years. He seemed like the type who would be stubbornly set in his ways so a redesign from him seems unlikely but if someone bought it from him, they'd want to put their own mark on it and "modernize" everything.>>143169458Shhh... you're going to upset Brent Musburger.
>>143169458>>143169924Unless they're a volcel (Tim Tebow) or an idiot (Manti Te'o) football players will get top tier pussy at any school
>>143170059Yes, that's to be expected. They're the proverbial warriors of the community. The recruiting sex scandals are the ones I find weird since those girls sign up knowing what the job entails, which is fucking high school jocks in hopes of luring them to the school. That's a whole other level of weirdness.
>>143169924He absolutely did. It looks completely different. He probably gave them his formula and took the money and retired. The old site looked like it took a lot of effort each week.
>>143163197I just don't agree. McCord wasn't as good as Stroud, but he was a veteran of the system that very well could have taken a big step going into next season. >>143164249I think Michigan will reload a lot better than most think they will. Remember after 2021 when Ojabo and Hutchinson graduated and a lot of people expect the defense to fall? It ended up getting better. >you probably have to score 21+ to winMaybe. I could see it being a meme-tier 10-7 game if both defenses show up to play.
>>143174049It doesn’t matter how much they reload, the have their own coach primate nowMax 7 wins this season
>>143175392As long as one of those wins is against Ohio State, I don't care who else they lose to.
michigan state over or under 5.5 wins this year?
>>143174049I probably agree that they wont be destitute like some think. Moore doesnt have to rebuild the program. I just trust the experience and talent on OSU then the refill capability of Michigan. Wouldnt be the first time that is incorrect, and as far as im concerned the Big10 still is Ann Arbor's until otherwise.
>>143153977NO
>>143177666GAEMS
>>143177123Yup. Don't care if you drop a game at Iowa. As long as you beat the Top-10 team on your schedule, you're golden.Recordfags are the worst. They're the same people who thought Missouri was better than LSU last year, and that Florida State should have been in the CFP.
>>143177208>has to play UM, OSU, Iowa, and OregonLolLmao
>>143177666EYES
>>143059196Whatever, they’re BOTH fucking irrelevant.
>>143177208Under. They're a dead program until Moore runs Michigan into the ground. Give it 3-5 years.
>>143180149>Iowalol, are you pretending they’re good. State almost beat them in the road last year.
>>143180380Good is relative, and relative to a dumpster fire thats sharty they are good.
>>143180380Iowa sucks against actually good teams but they take care of business against shitters>almost beat themIrrelevant, everyone almost beats Iowa because of their middle school tier offense
>>143180380Genuinely surprised Kirk didn't hang up the towel. I supposed he wants to ride off on a W.
>>143180380>gets to go bowling every yearthat's all iowa's fanbase cares about desu
Brother Freeze has signed another four star! That bring to seven of the best four star recruits in the past three days. Freeze Warning? Brother Freeze is on fire!4-star S Anquon Fegans4-star ATH Derick Smith4-star CB Blake Woodby4-star DL Antonio Coleman4-star EDGE Hezekiah Harris4-star LB Shadarius Toodle4-star LB JaMichael GarrettBrother Freeze is taking Auburn to the playoff this season and next season, he will take THE Ohio State University to a win in the National Championship Game!You can't keep a good man down!
>curse your once storied program forever How do they fix this?
>>143185396Donate a bunch of shoes to Africans, maybe.
>>143185396Florida is historically an inconsistent, often meh team. The highlighted sections on the image are when Spurrier was their QB, when he was the head coach, and then Urban's years. Outside of those periods, it's historically up and down for the Gators and up usually doesn't last all that long. Spurrier and Urban gave the impression that Florida was some kind of blue blood instead of a mostly good but not great and sometimes horrible team.
>>143175392He's more like Dave Shaw than Primate kek>>143177472Fair enough. I won't deny that they did well in the portal and recruiting.>>143185396They should have kept Mullen. I'm still shocked they fired him a year after beating UGA.
>>143189693>better people are better football playersmy dawgies would like a word with you
>>143190134THEM DAWGZ IS HELL DON'T THEY
>>143185396AFUCKINGPRIMATE
>>143158542Inevitably there will either be a salary cap or they'll split into tiers based on budgets.
>>143177208they will make bowlI played an all american dynasty. 8-4. lost to mich, anosu, maryland and Purdue. 8-49-3 next year. accidently simmed pedos and mich, and lost to nebbie qb ravoili chad. sparty gets 5 picks on minn qb. Top 10 recruiting class end of year 2. sparty is back. aiden chiles left after year 1, cited play style???, carter sucks, gates jr is a chad. Alessio Milivojevic is our qb. defense improves, offense does not. to be continued...
TEXAS!!!FIGHT!!!
>>143193440>source:CFB 2025Gentlmen, your future 2025 National Champs
>>143193821I dont know how to screenshot xbox. But CUSE IS BACKin natty year 1 lost. #1 in croots year 2.
>>143191644HELL YEA BABAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGaKlawx8Ik&ab_channel=Epizootics
>>143191644>>143194104>implying Early Cuyler is not a caricature of the average SEC poster
>>143185396>Special Teams also have been penalized repeatedly, including once in the season opener for having two guys wearing the same number. That one allowed Utah to turn a punt into a first down. The Utes promptly scored.>The Gators also failed to have 11 men on the field for a special-teams situation at least five times this season, including once against the Razorbacks. That's FCS tier incompetence. It would look bad for a G5 coaching staff to let that happen so frequently. That it's happening at a P2 program is pretty unacceptable.
coach primate
>>143194960https://youtu.be/c8AyVhs3gJU?si=yK0fIUbIA85C-ZTy
>>143185396MARCO, NO!!!!!!
>>143194007Just take a picture of your tv so /cfb/ can judge your room
>>143195446Ok roast me.
>>143185396Making one of these things and offering sacrifices to it ought to do the trick.
Central Michigan has fired quarterbacks coach Jake Kostner. It is rumored this is due to the investigation into how Connor Stallions got onto the CMU sideline during their game against Michigan State.
>>143196281Looks comfy, just go easy on the cheese sticks
what position did /cfb/ play growing up? I was a lineman myself, both defensive and offensive
>>143197108Halfback but that was in soccer. Never played organized football though played plenty of backyard football with friends.
>>143197422>tennesneed
>>143195446
>>143196281curtains are supposed to go floor to ceiling you complete fool. it makes your room look larger and more upscale
>>143059025Cringe
people who watch the b1g or sec should be executed
>>143198413Can't execute those who have been Raptured.
>>143198606Raptured where, the baby nfl? Enjoy having retarded donors directly pay for million dollar contracts and establishing a salary cap while PE eats up all the public institutions. Your tax dollars will be directly funding Daquarius Le'von'tay's new lamborghini.
>>143198413>I only watch Division III because players who couldn't get on their high school team are SOOOOOOOOOOLV!>If you cheer for a team that wins more than two games a season, you're not a true fan!
>>143198737this is the most butt-hurt faggot ive ever seen on this site.
>>143198775did you get an NIL deal to write this post?
>Bryce Young and DJ Ungabunga might have got raped by this guy
>>143198968what real school hurt you?
>ohio state has a joke nonconf schedule like michigan last yearthey'll win, why even watch
>>143198976bryce young always looked zesty, why even say "might have"
>>143199016It's because they had to cancel a series with Washington due to realignment. This cupcake year is a one off. THE just finished a series with Notre Dame. They have home and homes with Texas, Alabama and Georgia coming up.
>>143199070i wasn't even trying to start a conversation about scheduling, OSU will just win out they get 6 weeks of warmup, they'll mop up oregon which people are pretending is a hard game. @Penn State is the only challenge but OSU fucking handles that "rivalry", michigan's teram is very weird and depleted this year and it's in columbusit's just like the bullshit that michigan did last year
>>143198737>waaaaaa the SEC plays better football than us
>>143199137>inb4 uhh oregon will win clearlyI'm sorry I'm not gonna pretend faggot Gabriel is gonna beat Ohio State lol. If it's a close game Lanning will find a way to hand it to OSU
>>143199137>>143199212>Oregon is shit, they can't beat Ohio StateWhat happened last time I heard that on /cfb/...
>>143196873The rats are starting to fall
>>143199257I don't give a single flying fuck about previous results, that was 3 years ago get over itmario cristobal was the coach of that team who cares
>>143198976Nigga looks like someone hit randomize in Oblivion kek>>143199346>mario cristobal was the coach of that team who caresHe was (and is) objectively a worse coach than Lanning.
FUCK THE UTES
>>143199137All to get run over by Georgia in the playoff. Sad!
>>143162767It's not like that ban is going to mean anything as the courts are on the verge of taking away the NCAA's ability to even punish programs.>>143199016Ryan Cooper Gay will blow it somehow.
>>143197905Lol, michigan man hyping yourself up for 2025? Not much criticism on that, but reflection looks ghoulish. Also be careful you almost doxed yourself.
>>143201420*2024 im tarded
>>143198108Whatever u say uscfruit.
>>143197108>spee fatass played linemanPottery
>>143193821I can't fucking wait to see Shedeur back at 100 percent. He was my MVP last year and i'm still pissed we got robbed during the last game agaisnt Utah.Can't wait for us to wipe that south dakotas ass next month. those white boys gonna be bleedingCoach prime is my fav coach
>>143211264DELET THIS
>>143207877I was a tight end, humorously humorously enough. Was even all-district and got scouted.
>>143214677The only thing wrong with that video is that no one recruited that one horse as a running back. Not only does he have speed but his ability to cut back and make everyone else look stupid missing is Heisman tier. >But it's a horse.There's no NCAA rule against horses in football.
>>143199137>Michigan beating us is bullshit>Oregon beating us is bullshitPerhaps try stopping the run?
>>143193821Based and NIL-pilled
>>143189277He let up 52 points to Samford in the swamp and lost to Kentucky, Missouri, and South Carolina all in a season.Some programs have expectations.
>>143199016That was the worst part about Michigan last year. They played the deaf and the blind for 3/4ths of the regular season. There was no point in watching any of their games until November when they played Penn State. You won the title, but it wasn't rewarding in the slightest. It's like a fat girl bragging about losing weight when she got gastric bypass.
>>143194960AND
>>143215973This is a good synopsis however i'll raise you a better point as to why the events occurred the way they did.
>>143200254*Frick Stop cursing like a son of a gun
>>143200254You're alright, Cosmo.
>>143219010*lets a black guy drive the wagon once*
>>143219272I hope they learned their lesson. The horses were NOT having it.
Irish bros, its year three, you know what that means. How we feelin?
>>143221375Keep moving.
>>143221375It's the same shit every year. They'll beat the teams who are just glad to play them, only to lose to every Top-15 team. They're a perennial fringe NY6 (which is now CFP) team.
>>143200403lol wtf
>>143221835Yeah that definitely feels where the program is at. We are similar to a lot of the other good to very good programs but anyone who knows ball knows ND isnt a championship program where it stands now. Still feels like a trend upward however. Better coordinators, recruiting classes, new AD(who hopefully takes an intrest in football). It has the feeling to also be a good year with an easy schedule and a lot of experienced guys with some talent but some obvious weakness(mainly wr and oline depth). I am predicting 10-2/11-1. I think we drop week 1, way too big a deal is made of it, and have a toss up with FSU that goes either way. We have actually gotten better with some of the top 10 matchups under Freeman, with some incredibly frustrating exceptions.
>>143219405Damn racist white horses. Black horses wouldn't have done that.>>143196873Michigan will get little to no punishment. The NCAA is looking to dump all responsibility on Stalions and his buddy Kostner at CMU. They'll both be banned from working or volunteering at any NCAA member school for some period of time. Stalions won't care. Worst anyone can do to him would be if Michigan banned him from attending sporting events like Alabama did with Harvey Updyke (who then attended anyway, sometimes getting caught, sometimes not). Things are a bit worse for Kostner as coaching is how he makes his living. He probably will end up working at a high school or NAIA school until his show-cause punishment expires.
>>143224418/cfb/ will never get to read my manifesto.
>>143210423Clever shitpost. Colorado actually plays North Dakota STATE
>>143216405Meanwhile, UF finished with a worse PPG allowed after this season than they did in the 2021 season you're referencing. Additionally, their PPG scored has steadily decreased since Mullen was fired. Also worth pointing out, UF's talent composite has decreased since Napier was hired. He was touted as the man to fix the recruiting and it hasn't happened because his teams are dogshit on the field and the university still hasn't upgraded their facilities that were out of date 20 years ago.
Call Paul
>>143224520Where is he now?
>>143227257shant
>>143227304In his bunker, formulating his come back plan.
>>143227304Palestine, he is now working for CIA.
ACC 2024 Media Poll FSU ClemsonMiamiNC StateLouisvilleVirginia TechSMUUNCGeorgia TechCalDukeSyracusePittBoston CollegeWake ForestVirginiaStanford Boston College actually received a first place vote. Guess that writer had been drinking at Cheers all day.
>>143231855Every time I want him to make it.
>>143164456This must have been pre-2021 season.Scott Satterfield with the 200 IQ move to bolt a dead end job like Louisville for Cincinnati to expend his coaching career. mfw everyone in the middle row was fired with the exception of Loeffler.
>>143234179That’s what tipped you off rather than Mike Leach being dead?
>>143227304Word is, he's taking an assistant coaching job at a high school in the Detroit area.
>>143234388or the fact that 2021 is in the file name...
>>143231855THERE GOES MY HERO
>>143233199why is virginia so low??
>>143232389blue board
>>143233199BC hired Berj Najarian as their chief of staff iykyk
>>143233199>Buying the Uggabooga hypeFSU 8-4 confirmed
I'm hoping the Illini can do something special this year. I got season tickets since they were so cheap. We made it to a bowl a couple years ago and Bielema seems to recruiting well.
>>143235872brutal
>>143235316>kansas and rutgersno chance
Firstly, I'm hoping temple can win some games this year. It was nice during that stretch when they knew how to play sports. Secondly, how the fuck do I use the veer and shoot in CFB25? I am a pick machine right now.
>>143236066>Secondly, how the fuck do I use the veer and shoot in CFB25?1. Select one of the W I D E formations2. Pick a running play/RPO/option play you like3. Spam it until the DBs start creeping up (use Turbo, you can usually get some offsides penalties and free plays)4. Deep shot5. Repeat steps 1-4 until the game is over
coach primate and the colorado chimpanzees
how the actual fuck do all these board fags not get bored with the /int/ posting
>>143235132It's not like anyone else in that conference are going to do better.>>143235015Probably because they only had three wins the last two seasons.
there's literally nothing wrong with drinking and driving
This is who we're told the Big Ten and the SEC are going to be engaged in combat to win the right to invite into their conference.
>>143236840Maybe I should lower the difficulty>I'm on the lowest difficultyWell fuck
>>143237379They’ve already worked it out. Don’t play into media clickbait.
This future astronaut was supposed to play for UCF this year
The rhesus monkey commonly referred to as Deon sanders AKA coach primate
>>143238410atii
>>143238405>40 pounds of weed>18 months probationGoddamn, alright. Guess his NIL money went to the lawyer.
>>143237437Key thing is, don't run against a heavier box. Example: you've got 5 OL and a TE, don't run the ball if there's 7 guys in the box (very easy to count box defenders in the wide forms). Use short passes or RPOs until they back off, then go back to spamming runs. If you see press man, take a deep shot.
>>143238405>40 pounds of weed> AirportDamn that's peak retardJust go to a school where it's legal jfc
>>143239526Don't know why he left Alabama as he got playing time there, including in the national championship game. But whatever the reason, he played a season at Texas but got kicked off the team for criminal activity. Next up was to be UCF but I guess now that he has another set of criminal charges against him, they're backing out. Someone will take him since he's on probation instead of in prison. My guess is Florida Atlantic.
>>143238419
>page 10/cfb/ never dies
>>143240836Not funnyBut I will be laughing when Colorado beats the shit out of those white boys at north dakota state lol. yall white pussies gonna be crying
>>143239764I hope he plays for coach prime.
>>143237379>Thinks wins and losses matter in conference realignmentNot saying UVA is going to the Big Ten or SEC, but let's not pretend like all of this is happening due to on-field results. If that was the case, the Pac-12 certainly wouldn't have added Colorado; Big Ten Rutgers and Maryland, etc. There's a lot more variables that come into play.
>>143236840Just run the wildcat like everyone else you'll win every game
what is the Div I conference with most SOVL? Is it the SEC? and what's the most SOVL college?
>>143249426Don't know about all of Division I since I don't pay much attention to FCS, but in FBS, the correct answer is the MAC. Not because they're underdogs or any of that shit but because they're all similar regional schools you can drive between. They're committing self harm by letting in UMass, who really doesn't fit the profile of a MAC school and is outside of the footprint. Still, midweek nighttime football late in the season is everything that the Big Ten claims to be but stopped being long ago.
>>143249450Assuming top level FBS the MAC>Majority have been in the same conference for 50+ years>Geographically close to perfect, all besides two still close northeastern schools are within a few hour drive of each other >All know they are minnows who won’t ever do anything but don’t give a shit and enjoy just playing each other
>>143249450That post was meant for >>143249450 but that Bama QB being such a moron, making LOS mistakes over and over again will never not be funny.
>>143249914At least they didn't add Delaware. There's no way around it, there really needs to be a MAC for the northeast/mid-Atlantic states. The Sun Belt has taken in the Mid-Atlantic teams and it works fine, but it would be better if there was a conference for non power football teams from Virginia to Maine. Sort of like the Ivy League but without needing to be quite that academically elite. This exists in FCS but no one wants to drop down just to save some on travel.
>>143235316detroit quicklane bowl at best fellow illinibro
>>143250122Kick out everyone not in Ohio or Michigan, add Michigan Tech and Northern Michigan, become the OMA Conference.
>>143251257based yooper
>>143251257I support this. Add Ferris and Grand Valley while we're at it.
Are Utah and TCU the only schools that actually benefitted from changing conferences?>ArkansasWent from routine big dog in the Big 8 to nobody in the SEC>MiamiWent from national powerhouse in the Big East to borderline nobody in the ACC>Virginia TechWent from Big East Powerhouse to nobody in the ACC>WVUWent from Big East Powerhouse to nobody in the Big XII>Boston CollegeWent from regular bowl team in Big East to bottom feeder in ACC>NebraskaWent from Big 8/XIII powerhouse to complete laughingstock in B1G>ColoradoWent from routine bowler in Big XII to laughingstock in Pac 12>Texas A&MWent from Routine bowler in Big XII to routine Bowler in SEC>RutgersWent from Big East middle of the pack to B1G bottom feeders>MarylandWent from ACC middle of the pack to B1G bottom feeders>Syracuse/Pity/LouisvilleAll went from Big East players to floundering in the ACC, though Louisville finds water better than the othersThey all left to continue to dominate and make more money, but they all fell
>>143252415Missouri
>>143252618They started strong but largely didn't improve as well. I really can't imagine the new B1G or ACC schools doing well, but I can see a lot of the new Big XII schools doing good, especially the 4 corners schools like Utah, Colorado, Arizona etc
>>143252791Oh, and I think Texas will do fine but Oklahoma is fucked
>>143252415>Pedo Statewent from powerhouse in A-10/independent to OSU and Michigan's punching bag in B1G football and a nobody in every other sport. Also >kiddie diddling
>>143227257You can never be rid of me.
>>143252415Maryland and Rutgers were huge realignment winners. They entered the B1G at pretty much the only moment they would ever be desired because muh market was a huge deal when they were invited. Today markets are less relevant and realignment value is moving toward brand power and generating must see games, where both schools are irrelevant.Without B1G invitations Rutgers would be in the American or maybe the ACC. Maryland would be in the BC/Wake Forest/Syracuse cuck shed group that knows they are fucked once the ACC is poached (Rutgers is also here if they were invited to the ACC in this alternate timeline). Doesn't matter that they aren't competitive, they secured their seat at the table when they had their only opportunity to do so and avoided the Oregon State/Washington State bad ending.
>>143252415A&M so far is the biggest winner of realignment, they got everything they wanted except more wins but they wanted more wins in the Big 12 also (only conference title was against undefeated Kansas State, which derailed their national championship hopes). Rutgers and Maryland won big in terms of stability and finances, they weren't doing shit in their old conferences and they aren't doing shit now but they got stuck in with the big boys and that's honestly what matters. They got Raptured. Missouri was winning, but they decapitated their entire organization over the shit swastika. I wouldn't say Maryland, Rutgers, A&M, or Nebraska really "fell" and Missouri killed themselves. Nebraska was not a powerhouse in the Big 12, they were an also ran and bullied an extremely weak Big 12 North. They're just playing big boys every week and, surprise, they just aren't up for it but they never were. Bo Pelini lost a ton of close games in the Big 12, especially against the Big 12 South, due to bad playcalling and that continued into the B1G. The boosters are regents are retarded and are living in a bygone era, they've lost two (2) athletic directors to A&M because literally all you have to do as an AD is keep shit under the rug and handle communication between athletics and the university proper and the boosters at Nebraska want him to do stupid shit like teach the coach how to coach. That being said, they have a chance to turn things around. If you went to the Big 12 or ACC, you might not have a chance after this next round of realignment occurs and you get Left Behind.
>>143258518Would you say Nebraska joined the Big Ten with the goal of becoming bottom feeders
>>143258968You or anon said Nebraska was a Big 12 powerhouse. I'm saying they weren't, though they were a Big 8 powerhouse. That's my point of contention. I also wouldn't say they are bottom feeders or a laughing stock. Just a perennial disappointment.
>Ohio State Buckeyes and Syracuse are the only two Power 4 schools not playing a non-conference game against another Power 4 school, Notre Dame or the Pac-12's remaining two schools. Free ticket to the playoffs for the Buckeyes.
>>143258518>>A&M so far is the biggest winner of realignment, they got everything they wanted except more winsWrong. What A&M wanted the most was to get the fuck away from UT, and Texas just followed them. They’ve achieved virtually nothing by this move other than not being stuck in the now worthless truck stop conference.
Bad news, Kirby Smart just got kicked off the Bulldogs>Coach Smart said he met with RaRa Thomas and he was told he will no longer be part of the Georgia football teamhttps://x.com/AnthonyDasher1/status/1819033692263919707
>>143258518>Nebraska was not a powerhouse in the Big 12, they were an also ran and bullied an extremely weak Big 12 North. They're just playing big boys every week and, surprise, they just aren't up for it but they never were. Saying the BIG west is the big boys is a CRAZY take.
>>1432353165 wins, tops.
>>143260700It's not much but now A&M can claim UT is the little brother, always following them around where ever they go.
Regional conferences may have only recently fallen apart, but make no mistake, Oklahoma killed them off 40 years ago
>Michigan title will be vacated Lel
speaking of, we almost had this as a conference in the 1950s. It was supported by the US Government, and it would've absolutely dominated pretty much everything. They'd get all of the televised games everywhere and every newspaper would be writing about Penn State vs USC instead of the local Utah vs Utah State. That is, until a plane crash killed the Air Force team en route to Syracuse
>>143260963We don't disrespect Iowa and Illinois here.
>>143260756>domestic violence chargesgrim
>>143262070Fellow Michigan Men, did we go too far? Did we get too cocky? Are we really going to blame our future failures on a >Black coachNot harbaugh.
>>143262442based cornbelt poster
>>143262442>>143262623>Disrespects Kansas schools, Iowa St. EtcWhat did they mean by this?
>>143262869>Schools not in the B1Girrelevant
He just needs more time
>>143264112>literally zero wins as bama hcas a bama hater, i just wish he could have negative wins
