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>>143180281>>143180281>>143180281>>143180281>>143180281>>143180281>>143180281
Gary bros... how do we sweep this one under the rug?
My Debbie’s (:
>>143180281>The minimum salary in the PWHL is $35,000
Montreal is so lucky to have such a cute girl play for their team. I wish I had a cole caufield gf.
>>143180547cole caulfield would kick your fucking ass if he read this
Sad
>>143180281How many nhl teams qualified for the olympics?
>>143180399WEF plot to destroy a traditional Canadian past time, sad
>>143180609ahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
NINETEENNINTYTHREE
>>143180609Best show it to him and I'll give him my address then.
>>143180334GO FLAMES
With kylington walking from the flames, safe to say we have already heard the death rattle of their season. The d corps is now a flawed and vulnerable corpse with no steady hand . Risky bet letting your best d man walk when you are trying to wean in an already stumbling wolf, could easily do irreversible damage to his career.
>>143181060
>>143180547stfu you homo
>>143181587You would know wouldn't you paperboy>t-they're just bodybuilding magazines i swear!!
I heard they were girly magazines
>>143182029>femboy magazines even worse desu
kwab sweden btfo per usual
>>143182093mcdavid's favorite
how did bret even know he was in the magazine in the first place? kinda sus imo
>>143181791>trying to deflect his own homosexualityFag>>143182184Stfu you gay fag.
>he thinks a man who dresses in costume and does gymnastics for a living has questionable sexual specifics and may be a fairy, in fact Maybe
>>143182328bret screwed bret kwab
>>143182509Fuck off swayman is elite
>>143182509An attack on Deadpool is an attack on me
>>143182863>swayman is elitelmao
>>143182443Its not deflection when I see your flag I immediately know you're a bonafide faggot. You swedes are the weakest whites on this planet, if all of you suddenly died today people would shed one single tear and move on. You make white people look so weak.
>>143183963Everyone on /hoc/ is fucking gay
WHISPER 07/30/24(Tue)21:04:28 No.143184022▶>>143183963 (You)Everyone on /hoc/ is fucking gay
>>143180281let's check back in 10 years...literal who, working at SportChek.
>>143180281Is he a hall of famer?
>>143184135That includes you, Finngerfucker
>>143184193No nigga
watching the lady gymnastics at the amateur tournament lads looks like based team usa is gonna win gold
the real sign of the pussification of the nhl is goggles in the locker room after winning the lee
based simone
good morningKitties have the cupI'm not watching the olympics
Is this the thread for the Belgium-Australia hockey game from the Olympic ?
>>143185565Whoop whoop. 3-1 Belgium. Never watched this sport before.
>>143184453rhythmic gymnastics is the only one that matters
>>143185686that shit is for the retards desu
>>143185675I played it for 1-2 year, it's a bit fun but the team's atmosphere was horrible so I stopped.
>check in on /hoc/ in the offseason>it's just flamer and canes fagsgrim
>>143185809and gymnastics enthusiast
>>143185809I’m a flamer but I’m not a flamer if you know what I’m sayin’
the goggles do nothing
>>143184453why bros?why are we so based?cleaning up in the olympicos, and back-to-back world junior championships.
>Up and At Them... UP AND AT THEM!!!
Bros I'm drinking 211 steely right now and I must say that, in my intoxicated state of mind, I love /hoc/ (no homo). Idk what I'd do without you guys
>>143186252You sure it’s not just a little bit homo?
>>143186252
I’ve never been more ashamed of being Canadian until now. We are embarrassing ourselves these Olympics one of our gold medals is won by a Japanese girl who never set foot in Canada. Canada can’t win shit.
>>143186406Takagibro effect
can't tell if fencing is based or cringe
>1>9>9>3
>>143186493I play elden ring music over the fencing so it’s more bad ass
>>143186493it's sword fighting and that's metal
>>143186537>>143186582based
>>143186493It’s gay
Flames re-sign Wolf (2 years, $850k AAV)Wow what a steal this is the best goalie contract in the league
>>143186698AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing all the way on the convoy
>>143186697Sword fighting is literally the straightest thing two men can do in the privacy of their own home
>>143186754Women used to sword battle topless in medieval times
>>143186754Sword fighting doesn’t have rules retard
medieval times girls owe me sex
>>143186788women are stupid and i don't respect them
>>143186852imagine the smell :/
Real incel hours
I knew it, /hoc/ is questioning its sexuality again... >I blame off-season and the Planet Muscle and Flex publishers mostly... mostly...
>>143186980Just put up some drapes. What do you know about that? Probably nothing
>>143187018I’ve slept with dudes before. The fact I now choose to only be with women proves I’m not gay cause I’ve had both.
>>143186997Did Maurice really say that he hopes his team loses next year? They honestly should fire him right now
>>143187053did that three weeks ago
>>143187062interesting
>>143187018stephen made a faggot bitch out of you kwab
>>143185809we're drafting our gimmicks
>>143186252I love you too. Although I've called you and plenty of other guys names, I really love discussing hockey and shitposting with you <3
not a single hockey image has as much soul
>>143188000trips confirm that he liked it (being raped on easter sunday on the 4/17/22)
6-2. We're crushing Australia.
>>143188000checked
>>143188133but is he happy now?
>>143188239If your van was in a brook would YOU be happy? I would certainly think not
>>143188104good luck!
>>143187883you're an idiot. greatest sports photo of all time happened last year
>>143186997
>>143187883
>>143188407Thanks. We're playing the quarter finals against India.
Don’t even talk about the Olympics I just stare at our medals in shame. I’m embarrassed to be canadian we only have fucking 6
can someone explain 'just like my islanders' meme, please?
NO GAMES TILL OCTOBER FUCK YOU GARY GIVE ME MY HOCKEY NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>143188897picture a man getting shit on by a bird. then say, just like my islanders
>>143188897Stephen said that he’s so used to this kind of hockey and that they’re playing just like his islanders when watching the world juniors championship
>>143187062If I kill 50 people or just 1 I'm still called a murderer
>>143188881Our drones should do less spying and more shootin’
>>143188973one of the best /hoc/ posts of 2024
>>143188973That was a good one
>>143188973>>143189084Stephens racism makes me uncomfortable. He’s Italian so it’s like he’s hating himself…
>>143189011This is why it's better to be a rapist
>>143189145hopefully he gets to watch his beloved Italia play at the world cup
>>143189178italy lady fencers just won the gold
>>143188996>>143188945thanks
>>143189193Wasn't talking to you fag
>>143189241bit rude
>>143188897Some madlad got a big get on /pol/
Cbc coverage of the opening ceremony was so shit. They were playing some metal music and the girl commentators would not shut the hell up about how this represents France and it’s rebellious history and how much they love metal. I’m just trying to listen to the music shut up!!!
>>143189283
>>143189283just like my islanders
The trapezoid, hybrid icing, carbon fiber sticks, and being forced to wear a visor is all part of the neoliberal globohomo agenda
>>143189286retard
it's only game why you have to be mad
>>143189438>trap>sticks>forced>homoI’m not seeing a problem here
>>143180334
>>143189737zero dimes literal who
>>143189737Giga Dimes F L A M E S Stacey
>>143180609i'd heem ms caufield
>>143181200RETARD ALERT SQUWAAAAK RETARD ALERT SQUWAAAAKLadies and gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I must inform you we have a retard in this thread. The offender posted: >With kylington walking from the flames, safe to say we have already heard the death rattle of their season. The d corps is now a flawed and vulnerable corpse with no steady hand . Risky bet letting your best d man walk when you are trying to wean in an already stumbling wolf, could easily do irreversible damage to his career.ALERT: YOU MAY CATCH RETARD FROM READING. ALERT: YOU MAY CATCH RETARD FROM READINGPlease be advised to avoid reading retarded ramblings from retards.This has been a public service announcement.
>>143189737She is not attractive. Industry plant too btw
Apparently don cherrys daughter died 2 weeks ago
>>143186698imagine all the booster seats he can buy with that money. imagine all the sippy cups.
>>143187062Mitch Marner is in this fucking thread, amazing.
>>143190045kwab
>>143187883why is he brown?
>>143190045Is she a zombie now or is she dead for real?
>>143190045vax status?
>>143188897it's making fun of a former regular poster who would always bring up the islanders in every discussion
>>143190172a kid in my beer league got the vax to play (i'm a pureblood chad and just faked it) and had a massive heart attack and died, he was 28. Total fag though so I was kinda glad.
>>143190265I got double vaxxed how can I avoid dying? For once the chuds on /pol/ were right…
>>143190265lmao
>>143191070The second cancels out the first
>>143180281technically I am also in my prime for hockey and technically I also have my whole life to be a physician
Technically I didn't ask
Grim list
If Carey Price didn't get injured (10 ?)years ago in the playoffs , the Habs would have won the Cup
didn’t ask about the Flames (or islanders)
>>143180281Do doctors even make good money in your socialist hellhole?
Flames and Islanders mentioned
>>143183963ahoj
>>143191581how'd you do on the mcat?
>>143193054Can't go wrong posting either, like an entire Reece's peanut butter pie
>>143191070It's too late. Hope you don't enjoy cardio intensive activities.
>look up ex gf on social media >she gained like 70-80 pounds since we broke up Feels good man
>>143192637i still haven't forgiven kreider. every time i see him score or the rags win, i feel anger in my stomach.
>>143193555it's sad that you get pleasure from someone else's misfortunate just to protect your ego. shame.
>>143193618lose weight fatty kwab
>>143193555They're handing out lithium like candy now. It's a disaster for women everywhere.
Bad look for the flames to let a talent like kylington walk. They could have made a push for the yoffs
>>143194001Kylington bet on himself and died on the vine
>>143193618our governor seeks pleasure it extreme ways
>>143193618hahaha time to lose some weight you fat fuck
>>143194143True. Players need to be cognizant of the stigma that comes with playing in the flames
>>143193555based I hope you've gotten buff since you broke up
>>143194197stephen has never even touched a goal
>>143193054
>>143194242cope he claimed his bitch
>>143180831about tree fiddy
>>143194340I gave him a (You) yesterday
>>143186698Dang this is how that flames organization treats its up and comers, no wonder they can’t retain anyone.
>>143190045Sad
/hoc/ should send Don a cookie bouquet or something else nice as a condolence
>>143194616what happened to him?
>>143194649see>>143190045
>>143186698Good stuff. We in CAL love The Wolf!
>>143189737>tate mcrae
bluebirds are on, lads>away at the blackbirds >also, Yaks and Feelies on TBSunless you're gonna keep watching the Olys...
In one ear and out the other our governor once said
>Another two years of Flames fans convincing everyone Wolf is good and not another bust like every other Flames top prospect goalie.an annual tradition like no other!
>>143180281im sure years of brain damage won't effect your academic skills at all
>>143194738stop being raped
>>143194759>he doesn't know
>>143194840That Dustin Wolf sucks? yeah we all know.
>he knows
I know that the events of April 17 2022 changed the game forever
>he knew
>they know
goalies were run all the time in the 1994. mclean and vernon are beat up. belfour got injured last night.
When I posted this I did NOT mean getting an 8x8.5 contract after his ELC. Excited to have him not at that price, yet.
Some of the Finns better see barkov in Tampere tomorrow
ynr ladislav nagy
no
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>>143196754Retard
>>143192637The canadiens were literally just price + an ahl team no way they beat the kings
>>143196815PK subban used to be good. and so were Patches and Gallagher.
>>143189737I’m so glad this obvious industry plant isn’t catching on. Not one good song.
>>143196838Pk subban was NEVER good buddy did not play defence gallagher is 4 foot nothing he got bullied his whole career and patioready is made of glass. nowhere near a cup caliber roster. their first line center was david desharnais
>>143194796Maybe she'll be as dumb as me :)
>>143194796How does one even go about getting brain damage in women's hockey
be careful tomorrow fellow misfits
>>143192637The Habs could have won in 2011 instead of the Bruins. They went to game 7.
>>143197069Shoulda coulda woulda
My team woulda won if they didn't lose.
If only they allowed 0 goals instead of 8
>>143197006brains dont matter in love
My favourite NHL moment occurred on the little known date on the seventeenth day of April, in the year Two-Thousand and Twenty-Two
>>143197360Hate to tell him but that was stephens peak. Its all downhill and fat from there.
>>143197069cope
*scores*
chud retards btfo
>>143192476
>>143197433honestly i'd let brad hit it
>>143198260rapist hand
>>143198260trb felt that fat hand squeezing his waist on that chilly easter evening of 2022
>>143198260looks yummy
>>143198260The hand that pleasures his little pecker to anime girl digital puppets that are actually men playing twitch streams. What a time to be alive.
>>143197929god knows what him, mackinnon, and crosby do in nova scotia
>>143197929>Dorchester incoming
Huomenta but the opposite
>>143198429I can tell you. They touch penis heads to eachothers anuses. Old time Nova Scotian tradition.
>bed at 7pmlmfao have fun at the factory tomorrow
>>143198569its 10 pm on the superior coast
>>143198576not on my pc
>>143198576>least coast
>>143198564Crosbys 2nd favorite activity
how can a coast where the hockey games start at 11 be superior?
>>143180281She's never having children is she?
>>143198733No
>>143198396Cope, he's getting tickets
He's getting the tickets, he's doing it rightHe said they were section 113 but they were 311
>>143198680Tell me his favorite
WOLF WOLF WOLF
>>143198922I THINK this is an Offspring reference
>>143198922whooaaNoel is the color of his energy
>>143199238Hockey of course
Speaking of tickets penguins tickets went on sale today
>>143199312x to doubt number one is hockey but with his buttplug in
not buying tickets stop saying that
>>143199424There’s nothing gay about using a squat plug
>>143199434/hoc/ has been compromised by ticketmaster shills
Haven't done coke in like two months and I really want a line right now
>>143199461been over a year for me, would do one with you bro
>>143199461Don’t give into temptations, brother. You’re stronger than you could ever imagine
>>143199454Sad
>>143199461Yeah you should get an 8 ball
>>143198733Such is the fate of the ambitious woman
Nothing the flames did this off season impressed me
>>143193011they give all the doctor jobs to indians and other new immigrants first
how much is an 8ball these days? still about $20?
>>143199707*250?
>>143199707im not gonna tell you laine
>>143199434yeah cause your loser ass couldn't even get them. just another L to put in your life record
>>143199691>>143199691they drafted a half jeet
>>143199855whats the best drug to do?
>>143199867The Holy Spirit
>>143199853With a j Schultz ceiling.
>>143199867Shrooms or booze the rest sucks
The waste collection calendar says tomorrow is recycling, yard waste and trash day, but nobody on the street put out any trash bins. But there is plenty of yard waste. I put out the trash can out just in case.
>>143199855kino
The democrats trying to other normal White Christian values by calling them “weird” when the democrats are the party of transexual freaks and smelly brown “people” cracks me up every time
>>143200406Wrong thread numale
>>143200000>>143199999
playing destiny, poe, and oracle of ages tonight
The party of hockey girl values
>>143200889/hoc/, minimal paper and scissoring
Laine to the Hurricanes would be so boring.
SPACESHIPS DONT COME EQUIPPED WITH REAR VIEW MIRRORSRemember dat shit
>>143201161Who cares
>>143201249which kind of space ship
>>143201251Right, now I remember why I don't come here except for the olympics.
>>143201262Its a metaphor mufucka
>>143201274good fuck off 1993
>>143201274Chambers like post
>>143201285just like my islanders
>no flames hockey
>>143201424>mfw
>>143194796Ask Laurent Duvernay-Tardif
>French Canadian
>laffs
sergio tryna play destiny bud it's too late my man
>>143203270
>that story stevie richards told this week about how he told shawn he was a fan backstage and that caused shawn and hunter to lose respect for him and haze him going forwardKWAB
Go to bed copey it's late and you've got a big day ahead of you
no i don't just got some cleaning to do
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
So where will Laine end up?
This’ll be the day that I die
>>143207578I look forward to the day TBG says that
I forgot all about this being Barkov's day with the cup >A celebration open to everyone will be held on Nokia Arena on Wednesday 31 July at 5 p.m., and the doors will open at 4.30 p.m. The free ticket must be redeemed in advance from Tappara's website.kek I checked and only nosebleeds are left and I hate Tappara anyways
How would (You) like it if someone called YOU a Lunatic?
you would think that because the flames let kylington walk they would have some embarrassment of riches on the blue like. It’s strange because I just took a look and their blue line fucken sucks!!!!! Why did they let him walk??
>demands a trade out of Carolina>refuses a trade to Columbus>refuses a trade to Winnipeg>refuses a trade and extension with BuffaloI hope someone ends this faggot's career.
>>143210862Maybe he would have accepted a trade to a more exciting location
>>143210859Because they didn't want a coke addict that they paid to stay home for one and a half years dictate the terms.>>143210933LA stinks. If you want to do anything on off-days it's a full day project.
>la stinksjust like shittsburgh pennilesslvania
>>143211053>le we just don’t want himSo sign him and flip him at the deadline for free assets, some contending team would take him for a 6/7 d man.
>hey wolf, I know our cap doesn’t matter right now and we won’t be contending for another 4 years, but here is a league min contract, and we expect you play 40 games behind a league worst blue line and forwards group, hope you don’t get lit up! The seethe when wolf walks from his next contract is going to be really funny.
>>143208625It must be a big deal if he can get an entire arena sold out
>>143211319excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>143211414 Conroy
>>143211210Your GOAT have stayed there his entire adult life. Says something about the state of your country now, doesn't it?>>143211231Those assets would be useless anyway. It's also funnier to let him walk and see how much less money he gets on the free market. Petty, but funny.
Hyvaa Yota but the opposite
heave a yote
>>143211319OK, so we have the Huberdeau contract which is on the complete other end and you're gonna shit all over that and now we have the Wolf contract and you're gonna shit all over that just shut the fuck up it's obvious you clearly can't be satisfied with anything so hopefully you kill yourself and I never have to see a dumbass comment by you again.
away but at what cost
conroy proving he is a cheap assholehe didnt get a goalie and underpaid his upcoming starterno ufa is gonna want to play in calgary
>>143212630Hey retard - How are wolfs and Hubers situations at all comparable? There is zero upside to grinding wolf right now. A extra 300k a year would not have affected the flames as a team at all and would have bought them invaluable good will in the next contract negotiation. Grind when it matters.
>>143212814I know that feel bro :(
>>143213304Makes sense why you're here on /hoc/ and not a GM. You're fucking retarded.
>>143211767>greatest of all time>doesn't have any records that anyone gives a shit aboutWhat did the homosexual newspaper delivering grown man mean by this?
>dad played NHL hockey until he was 44>son retires from ''2nd'' tier Finnish hockey at 26What a shameful display.
>>143213560it's because eetu was born on american soil1980 and 1933 and such
>>143213560he probably lacked the motivation to succeed. gretzky's son makes films
Has Chelios ever addressed his son's hockey career? He must be disappointed in the boy
>>143213751He's chinese
>>143213751karma for threatening to kill gary
>>143213854wonder how much they paid him to join their national team
>>143213304What has Wolf proved other than being a feel good story and hometown favorite? He has to prove he's an NHL caliber goalie.
Question: why doesn’t the CIA or someone just kill me already? Surely they must see me as a threat to their gay societal hierarchy
>>143213751Chinamen can't play hockey.
>>143214145You aren't a significant person.
>>143214319Now give me the real answer
>>143214183robertson and kariya prove you wrong
>>143214346You aren't even worth anyones time, its a waste of my time just talking to you.
>>143215073my mom says this to me
>>143215073What does the CIA look for in assassination candidates exactly?
>>143215164>hugs you
april 17, 2022 WILL commence
>laffs>rags
>>143215017Robertson is a flip and Kariya is a jap.
>>143214003They clearly feel he will become one based of how they have managed their goaltending the last 2 seasons, so why wouldn’t they set up a layup for the next contract when he is one. Extra money now, on a 2 year contract is riskless. I understand you’re confused based on the poor foresight of Calgary management but plz understand, they are retarted.
>>143215863retarded*-__-
>>143213497I negotiate bugger deals weekly than wolfs contract. I would make the flames a cup contending team in 2 seasons
>>143215742true true. gary stopped hosting exhibition games in china, so he's given up on growing the game there
65 days until hockey returns
>>143216280that can't be true; it was just march
>>143216451I'm afraid it is still very much summer
I think it was a week since I last took a Marner.
Junkie retard
>>143180281Pretty based
>>143216280>65 days until hockey returnsSo I have to heem 130 manlets between now and then. 195 if they're all leafs.
>>143215921No you wouldn't. Wanna know how I know?
>>143217283Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>14321628069**
Breaking News: I just took a Marner. I also predict another one within 24 hours.
>rags
>>143190045Fshe gave up her kidney for her brother
>>143218984>she was 67Wow
>>143215921this nigger can't even spell 'bigger' correctly and is larping as some sort of watch salesman holy fucking shit the absolute state
hockey nations, ranked:CanadaCanadaCanada French CanadaCanada
>>143220055yup
>>143220055#Alberta51
>>143190045
Three active players in the all-time list but they can't score. This must be fix for the next season.
>>143216280It's actually about 36 hours until the preseason
>>143220399
>>143220936is liiga starting that soon?
>>143220055checked
The nokia arena looked packed
>>143222222/hoc/ used to run /sp/
>>143222274Four extremely Finnish looking guys and one Russian.
>>143196931He won the Norris, retard
>>143217897JLMP
>>143222327barkov looks finnish to me
>>143222413holy based
>>143222413so here i amdoing everything i canholding onto what i ampretending i'm a super man
>>143220055Retard
>>143222524hocgeneral.com is nice sitegb2 >>>/b/
>>143222444finland is an extreme country
>>143222556based
It's raining cats and dogs outside
Flamiacs what's for lunch
>>143223103Just iced coffee for me.>>143222599Extremely rad.
>>143223103just had some fried eggs and toasted rye.hate the flames btw
>>143223304then he didn't ask you now did he?
>>143223304>>143223717toast deez nuts
>>143223103It’s hoagiefest at wawa
>>143223766I bet you have small little testies
>>143223989we don't have wawa where straight non retarded people live
Flames fans have been absolutely seething since kylington pissed on their legs. I thought this dude sucked. Why did it get them riled up?
except nobody is doing thati ctrl+fed kylington and it's only people like you that are talking about him
>>143222371karlsmeme won the norris as a minus the nhl awards have lost all meaning
>>143224857nigga nobody is seething we are laughing because he KWABed himself >Skips hockey for two years because he is sad his BF killed himself>Demands 4*4.5 contract from Flames>Told to get fucked>Finds himself out of NHLIt's pretty funny desu
>>143224998>>143225591
>>143224857I’m starting to think the average Flames fan doesn’t care for a person of color
>>143225255Plus minus has no meaning you dumb cocksucker
Just got gifted a copy of NHL 14. Are the Red Wings a good choice? That asshole doc from Scrubs seemed to like them
based dr. cox
>>143225591>skipped 2 years of hockey because his bf an hero’dSource? And that would have been a lot more of a pwn if the fan base didn’t hold him up as some sort of saviour for the last 2 years.
>>143225830Kill yourself avatarfag
watching amateur basketball
>>143226581they lost in the first round to the ruins, they were washed by then
>>143227230Going to watch the women’s surfing later. One of them might wipe out onto the reef.
>>143226581Go to create a player, make 5 extra Crosby's, put the original Crosby and his 5 clones on whatever shit team you like
>>143226492Only advance stat fags think this. It’s funny because they still reference GF%
>>143227381One of them might have a nip slip
>>143227335>>143227394Some dude called Tootoo carried my team on his back. Is he cool?
>>143228004tootoo is based
Why does India suck at the Olympics for such a big population only two bronze medals?
gonna go get a haircut and then do some shopping ama
women play icehockey?
>>143228618cock dimensions?
>>143228618get a mohawk
>>143228678Kinda
>>143228678Sometimes
>>143228678Unfortunately, yes. Only the US and Canada have decent ladypuck teams. They've gone through many professional leagues. Their latest league will be bankrupt in 3 years
>>143228730doorknob >>143228732got one when i was ~16 and my dad fucking freaked out
>>143228473You try winning a gold medal while having diarrhea 24/7 365
>>143222309it's off-season, take a breather for fuck sake
Kronwall seems cool too. Which team should I pick next?
>>143228473they're a poor country and people would rather focus on academics
Both Malkin and Ullmark have birthdays today
>>143229003neat. buy some yogurt when you're out
>>143229350Malkin is based
I almost forgot that penis ullmark got traded for nothingKWAB
>>143228966We should export ladypuck to India
>>143230035focus on russia first
>>143227067I'm the source, I do business consulting for people who know, and they tell me. Get some sources and you'll see it is true.
>>143229898And will regress because the Senators defense is terrible.
>>143230231Realizing I have like 3 clips I need to make in like 2 hours with work at home to do
>>143230294Senators internet defense force moment
>>143230135I thought there would be a few of them in the draft but they only sent this cutie. Their national team isn't good enough to have more than a handful of players in the league but I still thought people would try, maybe the unfathomably grim russian ladyleague pays ok since like the KHL it isn't connected to any kind of actual economy
>>143230294https://influencersgonewild.com/breckie-hill-nude-nipple-reveal-onlyfans-set-leaked-6dde4e664d/there are your 3 clips bro
Women’s soccer bros we made it
>>143230231do you think logan thompson will be shit too without the knights' "goalie friendly" system?
>>143230231Just like my Islanders
>>143230419Is an drone a athlete
>>143230419>1993 traumatized leafs so much that they started hyping amateur tournaments for other sportskwab
>>143230546No because the Capitals play a 1-3-1 and Thompson would be fine there.
>>143229898I hate bruins management so fucking much
How many /hoc/ bros do recreational sounding here?
>>143231006You bitch too much for a team that made the 2nd round with Pavel Zacha as their #1 center
>>143230933Women’s soccer is more enjoyable then Gary puck now
>>143231085Only thing that matters is the cup
Um?
>>143231085they made a shit tier decision. this zombie team is finally missing playoffs
>>143180281>hockey is a sport in the summer olympics>"hockey" enjoyers don't even mention itYeah, this general is dead.
>>143231521This a Canadian women’s soccer thread now
anyone have that picture of that chick in a panthers jersey wearing cat ears (3d actual person, not ai or an anime edit)
>>143231521Field hockey is for girls. We're men.
>>143231085you have no tickets
>>143231454Boston wont miss because they’re still run better than the Senators/Red Wings/Sabres. You will have your zombie bruins and you will like them because they at least aren’t retarded.
>>143231113Team Canada is playing just like my islanders I’m so used to this kind of soccer
>>143231792They dive cheat and steal so they're more like Connor McDavid.>>143231757Retard
>>143231013looks like something mcdavid would be into
We won the gold medal is ours shortly
>>143231792any calgary girls?
>>143232146Calgary girls are cute. This one wants to get fully Americanized.
>>143232428Me in the middle
I wish I was had a femboy to bully. I'd piss down his throat in front of his mom
go flames btw
I want to get bullied by a tomboy but not with piss or anything weird like that
Gary just messaged me on Telegram and said each team is going to have an Israel themed jersey this year
>>143232527this but i want to watch ana luna gargle my piss but pretty much this
>>143232146Calgary sucks ass
too damn hot
>>143232428
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>143232057Just some offseason activities.
>>143232948>el capitan americano...
JLMI
Flamiacs why does samir hate and fear us so much
>>143232984samir is a contrarian so he naturally opposes the flameschad majority at every opportunity
samir isn’t real retards
>>143232971typical canucks off season trainingEven the directions are in Chinese
>samir is a real retardbased and true
>>143233112>>143233165
boozin'dudin'grillin'
>>143233467on a Woden'sday?? you got a four day weekend coming up?
never reply to me again ya gaped retard
>>143233054>>143232984You Americans pretending to be flames fans are pathetic almost just as sad as their franchise.
samir once again in tears
>>143233951Fuck off. American Flames bros are better than any post you've ever made.
NHL fans need something to talk about besides the 1000th hypothetical trade that benefits one side and nobody else
>no /hoc/ Finns saw the cup todaySad
F L A M E SLAMES
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>>143234765looking elite
the chicken breasts I grilled were 10/10 this is how God must have felt when he created Banff
Personally I wouldn’t cry when a gay biracial Swede left my team. I guess flames fans are just built different.
>>143234928Their blueline is atrocious
>>143234979Just like my islanders
niggas don't know about Zayne
>>143234979That’s intentional they’re rebuilding and Gary promised the flames the first overall pick if they built a new arena
For me,personally,in my humble opinion, it’s gotta be Connor Bedard
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i'm about to drop the best gimmick of the off season in the next thread. it will be as big as jlmi
>>143235054wow, gay
>>143235070kys flamefag
>>143235054gayer than a chilly easter
