Pap editionNRLW>GAME 1Parramatta Eels v Newcastle Knights11:00am AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoEric Tweedale Stadium, Granville2.16-1.70>The Eels head into Round 5 with only 1 loss this year. However, they will be wary of the 2-time defending champs after the Knights lost their 2nd straight.>GAME 2Canberra Raiders v North Queensland Cowboys12:45pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoGIO Stadium, Canberra1.75-2.10>The Raiders lost narrowly to a resurgent Broncos, while a Kirra Dibb field goal proved the difference for the Cowboys against the powerful Titans side.NRL>GAME 1Canberra Raiders v Penrith Panthers3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoGIO Stadium, Canberra3.25-1.35>Will a Ricky Stuart blast trigger an upset & retain the Raiders' slim finals hopes or will the Panthers triumph despite the absence of Nathan Cleary?>GAME 2Melbourne Storm v Redcliffe Dolphins5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoAAMI Park, Melbourne1.18-5.00>Storm are close to another Minor Premiership, a first Finals berth is the Dolphins' aim. What will Papenhuyzen & Tabuai-Fidow add to their highlights reel?>GAME 3South Sydney Rabbitohs v Newcastle Knights7:35pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoAccor Stadium, Homebush2.75-1.45>The Knights are in 'must win' mode & will also rely on other results to reach the Top 8. Can the Rabbitohs extinguish those feint hopes?
/jetaya/
>>143971202YES>>143971215no
>>143964850>nearly all the replies calling this fat cunt a simpI think the world is beginning to heal lads.
Shall be driving down for the GOATcastle game tonight lads.
I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome all Novocastrians and affiliate persons to enjoy a day at the footy in the spirit of brotherhood and camaraderie as is befitting whence our clubs meet
>>143971166>nrlw at granvillemight head down
My wish-Tiff-list is more GRWM posting. The wonderful end product is more than well and good, but life is the journey as much as the destination. An exclusive Fox League morning show, and/or Fox Sports News live cross segment, would edify and entertain, and make an enduring contribution to society's accumulation of knowledge and appreciation for the beautification of the world.
based
What positions would they play in the NRLW?__COPY BELOWW__wAlinity:Pokimane:Amanouranth:Loserfruit:Sweet_anita:
good morning fornicatorsnrlw Poocastle/Cowgirls (Taya to score a try)nrl Poonthers/Poorm/Poocastle
>>143972713shut up
>>143972847>not having coomers listed
>>143972847die prot heretic scum
Her nickname is Cassey. Is she our biggest Autist or is that Bo?
He’d support GOATcastle BTW
my waidies gonna make the 8!!
>>143973333they need to beat the poonthers by about 130 points
It'll be clearer next week. Right now everyone is still in it down to Canberra
Emma Lawrence absolutely glowing in her pregnancy
Legendary expert NRL tipper here. Coming 1st in a comp of 20k. Currently on a 6 game perfect round streak. I am feeling very generous today so here are my expert tips.Panthers to beat raiders by 42Storm to beat dolphins by 10Rabbitohs to beat knights by 4Thank me later.
doubt bunnys will be able to do it
>>143973333Why don't you support a decent team you bitch? Raiders are absolute dog shit.
Where are the girls Kayo??? I don’t need to see SJ crying again
Why isnt the NRLW match on... was meant to start at 11???
So we all agree Critta should have got 10 and he has nafan cleary like privileges ?
you have to prove you're female or female identifying to watch the NRLW after complaints of perverts
No medic on ground - 40 minute delay
Kek badger is complete shit. Her knee was on the line
I reckon it was a knock on too she’s fucking cooked
Meeks Upton- the most protected species in straya
Lady Peels suck too, eh?
nah they’ve been pretty good this year. the game would be a lot closer without knights refball.
can't believe BFT is still reffing
Where the hell are they even playing? Empty as hell
the stadium was over capacity so they had to empty it out sadly
does every peem have to have 1 trans man looking bloke in it or what
COWBOYS (GIRLS) COWBOYS (GIRLS) COWBOYS (GIRLS) COWBOYS (GIRLS) COWBOYS (GIRLS)
>>143975052Yes just like there has to be a twink in every mens team
wiki runs a good line
It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum
>/nrl/ family talking about the footyoh freak... i must be missing an early kickoff>it's nrlwah... I respect what they do but this product is not for me.
my girlfriend Jasmine scored
Taya scores this half
she hasn't even been on the field yet
Super sub when the forwards from raiders start tiring . Em is already running through them
>>143975346I can watch Origin just fine but regular games are meh
Moonee Valley R3#6
Jetaya Faifua3 minutes1 run for 6 metres1 tackle break0 tackles
the tackle bust in question
>>143975858>>143976012 Claimed
do you guys think we will have a recession next year?!!
the broncos cant recede much further from where they are now lol
Ynr when sugar wasn’t a fat cunt with sausage fingers
You reckon sticky would give him a good beatin every time the faiders lost?
>tipped poothers
the kid would be dead if he got beat that often LOL
Can anyone explain Latrell’s one game cocaine ban to me? I remember years back Wendell Sailor was banned for two years for testing positive to cocaine
big game trell was photographed with white powder but they cant actually prove what it was so he cops a week for bringing the game into disrepute like if he said a bad word on instagram
>>143976319Can’t they ask him and expect him to be honest a.k.a have integrity and not lie to the club?Can’t they also drug test him?
i dont fucking know mate go ask the daily telegraph
The hell is Fuckwitta doing?
>>143976356I’m just noticing it’s odd don’t you think? Apologies for starting a discussion you fucking retard Learn how to respond to posts
Raiders going for a penalty record today
Nice “tackle” there Edwards
It’s considered like a criminal matter. No evidence means no conviction . Same with drug testing. He is only expected to conform to regular testing protocol as per nrl contract clauses . It’s not ped related either
should bin a pedref cunt
>>143976443Fair enough thanks mate, still feels like he got off way easy though
Uncle Nick was right to let him walk. Pootrell is a walking disaster.
fish milk... what a softcock
I despise james nigger-faggot AKA james bitchass-faggot AKA james fisher-price
Is Brian To'o the strongest runner ever? I don't think I've ever seen him driven backwards, what a freak of nature!
I'm thinking he doesn't like Fisher-Harris lads
nobody does
Business idea. As well as the fastest man sprint during the gf, could we also have the shortest man sprint. Would love to see those little pins of starling, boyd , reyno and gray going hard over 100mts
i am not a fan of the melbourne storm
they should have a dave taylor race (quickest to down two large double quarter pounder meals)
i get the feeling this race thing will be very diluted, clubs won't want to send their best athletes for fear of injuryit will be a reserve grader race
>>143976012>3 minutes>play of the gamebased
Wheelbarrow race where the tallest player and the shortest player on each team partner up to race. Not sure which you have do the carrying though.
carrying obviously the talle rbloke cos he gets the most torque per step
>injury risk just from running 100mClassic Turbo
>>143973814lol suck my pussy :p
>>143976559
stfu up tranny freak
3 offloads for -15 metres
>>143976465Remember too that photo of Val Holmes with that little baggy of white powder in his mouth and same thing happened to him. 1 game ban and $25000 fine. He claimed he was fucking around and doing nothing illegal
Rape back
daine laurie makes me want to say a bad word
>>143976601He has the power of jesus on his side
uhmmm.. KINO alert!
KEK get fucked poothers, get fucked pooai
based poothers ruining my ez 8/8
Savage try
how was that not a penalty to Canberra?
a keen-eyed observer may notice that the raiders now have the same chance as pissbane to make the finals
Kek suck shit pedwards
pedwards
Based raiders
>all the family tipped poothers
Edwards is a complete fucking system babby.
>>143976831
Xavier savage is fucking gun
Elliot cryhead
just got home, what did I miss?
>>143976831your raiderps got lucky today... wanna victory fuck? show us your tight pussy!
Will chambers is a mumbling idiot . Why is he on the fox desk ?
>>143977157Lucky, pedrith were dogshit
>>143977157Incl sharpie and timestamp obviously
he's a DEI coon
just dropped an absolute pile of brisbane broncos lads
>>143977157
*enjoys bubbling grilled cheese*
PHINS UP
200kg bencher
>>143977342theyre called a cheese breville actually
are both frauds going to get exposed to day
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN PROFESSIONAL FOUL
Phin Sin Bin
SLOW MO IS FUCKING GARBAGE PLAY IT NORMAL SPEED YA DAWG CUNTS
If the Phinnies win today, but BroncGODs win next week what does it mean for the BroncGODs season?
poorm are so tilted kek
>he still thinks the broncsissies have a season
Too many permutations to say with dragons Canberra and even knights still alive
learn the rules idiot
good morning ausbros
>>143977452I mean in relation to the Phinnies
>>143977477
>can't even kick into touch phin bros
POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM
>biggest game of 3 seasons combined>dead thread
>>143977477hi cunt
the absolute state of the phins
Grant is a whingey milking cunt. Just play the game fuck knob
At the game lads
>>143977604
SIN BIN SIN BIN SIN BIN SIN BIN SIN BIN SIN BIN SIN BIN
Chin lost it
any hope for a 2nd half comeback
>niko failed his HIA
Poorm going to town like Japanese fisherman.
lol I get it
No you dont
Bronx going to be playing reserve grade poorm team last round
based storm with the slam pig
Why do straight men love slapping the asses of other straight men?
don't be gay bro
>>143977736Cows probably will too
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL WEBM IT NOW
>bunkerwut
Benno already thinkin trell things
finbros....
slapping another man's arse is not gay (unless you are gay about it)
>>143977827Looks like my gf’s butt , thicc as
this bloke is dating jahrome hughes lads
>>143977827fuck off coomer
Can't even put up 40 on these niggas. Embarrassing
Phins going doughnut on this one
TAKE THE POO TAKE THE POO
This is the worst capitulation since that time the Broncos got beaten by 50pts in an quarter final and won the league spoon the next season
poorm are qld destroyer specialists
COMEBACK
>>143977906
Interesting visual contrast in this pic
>five converted tries in twelve minutes required to knock manly out
>>143977906Apologize
BASED BASED BASED BASED
200!!!!!!!
The kava will be flowing tonight
even bellemy liked that one
Who getting drunk? i'm drinking tooheys new.
>>143977965I’m truly sorry. Spank my ass if you see fit
Spiced rum and coke. Brewed locally
sounds good, might have some canadian club and coke later
Battle of Brisbane heating up
>>143977992Bit gay, lad
WE WANT 50
Just think what the score would be if paps wasn’t so shit
booooooo fuck you bostock let them get 50
I've done the analsis poorm will NOT get 50
no peem that played the poophins at home and didn't get the 50 ever won the GF
No team that's played in a grand final and scored fewer points than their opponent has ever won a grand final
Crowd filling out nicely
Adam Elliot is living proof that you don’t necessarily need good looks to bag yourself a hottie
bunnies
Souths with cursed jersey
What is this jersey? I'll look it up but feel free to respond
looks like abo shit but could be wrong
This is the indigenous jersey 2024
GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE
>>143978153it was designed by the members of the club show some respect to the pay piggies
Oh my
It's not bad if you're into traditional club rugby from the south of england
poothetic defence should wordle with that effort
I've changed my mind it looks awful, that green is grey
>>143978073cheer harder m8 knights need ya
>>143978229Delete this>>143978310I’m trying m8
ponga is so shit 4th tackle they're 5 meters from the goal line and he's not there to wrap the ball up and deny the try instead he's in the line slowing jogging towards the play the ball
When my boy Price gonna get on the fieldNeed more diversity
should have known the refs would be up the first nations heros arse especially with latrell going astray
refs don't make you tackle like your arms are wet noodles
>99% of the family tipped poocastle
jye gray is pretty fly for a white guy
I always tip the home team and it never steers me wrong
>>143978464based chad
>wet noodle arms
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
>>143978488BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
THROW YOUR CULTERY ON THE FLOOR AND KICK IT ABOUT ITS FUCKING RAINING GOATCASTLE TRYS
Let the cutlery hit the..FLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
KEKEKEKEKEKEK BUNNIES ARE FUCKED AGAIN LEARN TO RESTART THE GAME FUCKWITTAS >irish MIA
I'm not even angry I feel nothing
>>143978544
Bin
>sorry changed our mind XD you actually have to go cause there was no mitigation whatever that is and now you have to go into the bin teehee soz
>taking the poobunny comeback starts now and continues into the 2nd half
It was fair enough if that's the standard. He came in late and hit high
>souffs start losing>start heemimg cuntsFold this garbage club
wish the dolphins had done that to the storm cunts
Watching the afl during the break, fuck didnt realise what a boring affair it is when they score a goal. No excitement from anyone whatsoever.
well it happens every five minutes, its not worth getting worked up about
fumbleball isn't' for me but if their customers find enjoyment out of it I'm not going to knock em for it
it’s the behinds that really excite them
My Wife Quincy Dodd
I see what you did there
this half might start the way the 1st half started the question is will it end the same way
shaq lookin juicy
Shaq would be the best current Souths player to go to maccas with. Yes I enjoy mukbang so what
Can’t stand him some times but just got sad thinking I’ll live to see NRL without Gus :(
>A mukbang is an online audiovisual broadcast in which a host consumes various quantities of food while interacting with the audience. The genre became popular in South Korea in the early 2010s, and has become a global trend since the mid-2010s.
The spicy ones are the best
>leg laceration having to go to hospital to get that stitched uphow'd I miss that happening
>>143978887the Internet was a tragic mistake for mankind
The Virgini Mukbang vs the Chad ASMR
>sin binning both parties
There's asmr mukbang too if that's your thing
Ponga hasn't been knocked out this year has he?
ponga is still a shit fullback
>AD 2024>not believing in ponGOD
If not top 3 in the world is shit sure
DISRUPTOR ALERT
ez pz *scraps cutlery against each other in a very smug way*
ON REPORT AND SIN BINNED ON DAYBOOOO
>>143978863>ShaqAlways get a completely different picture when this name pops up in nrl
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SLIGHLTY BRUSH OUR TWINK
>>143979202
99% of the family tipped correctly
>>143979296>Big ShaqThat's even worse kek
Fuck me dead.>Having to rely on a shititohs win to make the finals...Was always gonna end up badly.
dead ass thread
5 games televised... 259 posts.>Dead sport.
Anyone gonna watch Super League today?
>tipped Rabbits
>>143977604So you were the sketchy looking guy in denim shorts
>>143979626Won’t be able to lad but I hope you enjoy the game.
>>143980589Nah m8 I had jeans and a button up on.
>jeans and a button up
>>143977604How bad is the view for the other end? Still trying to decide where I should get my seats
>>143980898>Still trying to decide where I should get my seatsat a different stadium
>>143981290Meh, just a general question is all.
Saints getting fucked up, kek
Know nothing about the super league but I like the Wolves
*dies of cringe*
>>143980898generally speaking, the more expensive seats are closer to the halfway, seats in the corner are decent too. Can't speak for allegiant if you're going to vegas though.
>>143980898The game is best viewed near halfway with some elevation, either the front of the first level or back of the ground level. Having seats close to the field can be fun as you you hear and feel the hits and players calls, but at the cost of losing tactical oversight of the plays as they unfold.3/4 seats like you posted can be okay with some elevation. You will see the laterel movements (the same view the players see) that gets lost with the sideline/TV view, but when the play is at the other end it becomes difficult to follow, depending on the stadium (the stadium pic you posted is the worst for distance to the other end from the stands, other stadiums are more doable), it's better than behind the posts and some elevation helps to see the other end.A sweetspot for cost are the bays from 30m to the tryline. You're not too far away from the otherside of the field, and close enough to halfway to get a near perfect view. Alternatively the matchday experience of being right on the fence can be unsurpassed, but you'll want to watch a replay afterwards to understand how the game unfolded. Seats behind the tryline can work out great if your team scores it's tries down the end you're at, or the big match deciding plays happen down your end, otherwise you'll be staring at the jumboscreen to follow the ball down the other end.
Saints got demolished>>143985274>A sweetspot for cost are the bays from 30m to the trylineYeah this is what I was thinking desu. Either this or just halfway but with some elevation. Depends on the cost and how much extra money I want to have for the casinos kek. I'm gonna avoid the tryline so as to not stare at the jumbotron for half the match. This is less of a problem for NFL just cause passes are easier to see. Thanks Ausbro.
>>143994984>>143994984>>143994984
Thread splitting cunt
OP is Saturday games. We needed a Sunday thread
>>143984224same, I support warrington based on name alone
