Last super Saturday of the yearEarlier:Hawks - 26.14. 170 def North - 7.4.46Now:Cats leading West coastRichmond vs SunsLater:Brisbane vs EssendonSwans vs Crows
fred
POWAH
This is pathetic from Geelong
better opcould have done with times and odds for each game
cast
>>143976672nick
another premiership for GOATthorn this year boys
sup
crisp thread, gonna go get some sweets in anticipation for the swans game
wtf this isn't /nrl/?
>>143976680His brother has a hotter gf
>>143976672crisp
>>143976675Brownlow legend Ollie Wines
>>143976675Fuck off
i had my kids lunch money for next week on north to win
cats are so cooked not only will they not hit 2nd they're actually gonna drop back to 4th LOL
i would've had my cats and dogs money on hawks and cats to win but i was asleep FUCK
>>143976670he was making a quip about william's facial hair. he wasn't even talking to harley, but harley evidently found it humorous.
>>143976662Try hard op
>>143976676It’s an anti-football move. Disgraceful and disgusting.>yeah nah we’re just going to stop tryingFuck off with that shit. Goes against the spirit of the game
>>143976698I'd agree with this. Perth is irrelevant.
won't be winning shit with these second halves. fraudlong
Geelong finishing top 4 is a huge accomplishmentI mean how the fuck has Chris done it again?
even if Richmond win by 1 point they still finish 17th by .2%Fucking North
>>143976710They have serious incentive to keep trying though, they're simply being outplayed
>Geelong aren't winning hard enoughcope
>>143976698he's right, perth stands no chance. melbourne is 100000000000000000% gayer than perth.
HEAVE HO UNNA
how did dustin martin fall off so hard
Kill me
when the fuck did the aami girl become a jeet
>>143976715rigging
>>143976715Good coaching, good recruiting, good culture.
like I said in the last thread, no stewie no geelong. it's that simple
>>143976727happy to live in Perth if it keeps globo-homo faggotry away from MY city a little longer.
>>143976733The kidney injury
>>143976723too old, too slow>>143976727you can always get gayer, mate. freo's pretty gay.
>>143976743
>>143976725unironically yes when they've got reason to
>>143976733stopped caring after his Dad got a case of the died suddenly's>>143976747delet this, Freo is not Perth. Freo is the California of Perth and should be swallowed by the ocean
>>143976747>9 colours>includes violetthis is a straight (based) rainbow
>>143976741And rigged fixtures
Have to say, its giga-cringe that the whole Collingwood side collectively statpadded Daicos for brownlow votes. Undermines the brownlow, but its a joke award to begin with, and embarrassing that so many retards talk about it like it holds any meaning.Why is the AFL community so obsessed with these awards?
>>143976725need to have that killer dawlg mentality b, like when they put Poort to the sword in that grand final and refused to let up/
nick daicos probably would have demanded a trade if collingwood players didnt give him the ball every time
>>143976759forget rigged fixtures, they were actively given gamesgeelong vs essendon was absolutely disgraceful, and they had two marks that came off about five pairs of hands paid against freo
>>143976743zero sovl
what went wrong
>>143976680Oh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDtM1nyZyYwe're in here
YO, can I KICK it?YES YOU CANcAn I KiCK iT? YES YOU CAN!can i try? *uses google translate*
>>143976757>>143976757>straight rainbowhttps://www.outinperth.com/fremantle-says-yes-marriage-equality/
>>143976772you were saying?
>>143976727that's not why they said it, they said it because there's 5 million people in melbourne and fuck all in perth
>>143976780kissing your little cousin vibes
>>143976778look at the poof flagonly has 6 coloursthe faggots couldn't even do that right kekcouldn't even get that straight
>>143976777MM, BING BONG DONG
>>143976780I kneel
>>143976781we can fix that
HARLEY ROIDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>143976781exactly. huge amounts of gay culture in melbourne. can't compare to perth at all really since it doesn't have much. most cities can't hold a candle to melbourne's gay scene
Naicos would've got a boot on it.
I saw my friend's milf mum naked when I was 14
>he's trying to deflect that sydney is the gayest city in the world again
>>143976796Based Ollie Bickmore’s friend
>if you only knew how ruff things were
Wheres the "huge amounts of gay culture" in Melbourne? I've never seen it and I've been to Melbourne many times.
anything less than a 100 point "shellacking" is actually a loss for Geelong
>>143976800>Gay Games IV: Sydney 2002this broke him
2006 SHALL COMMENCE AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PTDixF7KEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PTDixF7KEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PTDixF7KEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PTDixF7KE
>>143976784been a while since i knew poofs or lezzos but i always thought they did it that way because it's easier to divide into 6 than 7, in terms of the flag
>>143976771Kino picture, thanks for posting, may I save?
fuck off you spergy fake faneven real cats fans dont give a fuck about this one
>>143976808Anything less than holding 3rd on the ladder is a loss
>>143976796giwtwm
>>143976800tel aviv, san francisco and new york are probably gayer but sydney is definitley in the top 5
The gym loomsI’ll be doing squats and power cleans, so I’ll have to get out of these boxers and put briefs on
>>143976816why are you trying to play it off like their percentage isn't important?
cats have and obsession with stomping the bad teams and then struggling against the good sides a week later
>>143976796JealousI saw my best mates older sister naked on multiple occasions when I was about 11 or 12
>>143976809>>143976800it was only last year. https://www.mardigras.org.au/worldpride/
>>143976818Depends if you end up playing Sydney or either of the remaining AQB teams in week 1.
>>143976796cheeky Jordan Jones
>>143976825does it really matter if they finish 3rd or 4theither way they get heemed away
petracca will take a pay cut so he can easily leave melbourne football club
i wish i had perfect memory recollection of all the hot women i've seen
>>143976807did you try looking in the mirror? haha just joshin mate
CAM ON JEZZA GET THE 10N
old fashioned shootout at the G
>>143976807you clearly haven't been to south yarra/richmond
>>143976838no it doesn't but they had the opportunity for a chance at 2nd and they blew it
>>143976796>>143976827wish i got straight shotad by my sisters best mates older sister when i was 11 or 12
>>143976856was never happening
>>143976862was absolutely on at half time. they'd made up more than two thirds of the gap needed, and port would drop some percentage with a loss too
>>143976796i accidentally saw my mum naked when i was that age.wasn't what made me gay though i'm still trying to get to the bottom of that.
dustin should just go to collingwood or geelong, players there for some reason don't immediately turn rubbish when they hit 30.
>>143976784>>143976814it has nothing to do with rainbow colours, each "colour" is a sexual perversion
>>143976872Something to do with your dad or influential older male figure and some sort of psycho and/or sexual developmental trauma between the ages 9-13
big black mac will always be a legend in my books for ending essendon's 2024 season
>>143976877yes but it's easier to split a flag in 6 than 7
>>143976880i'll split your 6 you fucking poof
I decided to become gay because i couldnt get women, but then i realised i couldnt men either so i decided to become asexual
>>143976879The drone sent that one through mate.
>>143976872Is that uncommon? My parents were always naked around the house when I was a kid.
>>143976886hi jarryd
>>143976886*beeps*
Lads, Mannagh just posted
>losing a half to eagles at home
>>143976888BIT RACIST DR FAGGOT
>>143976886gay men are insanely promiscuous the average gay has over 100 sexual partners so I find what you said hard to believe.
Based Geelong rolling over in order to play Sydney in the Qualifier. 270IQ move by Scott here.
>>143976910Probably better than Port or GWS at home
>Dimbey
>>143976910Tep, trying to grift themselves into a prelim. My sides will be destroyed if they drop 4th and end up playing Port Adelaide away.
geelong is a free win for anyone in finalsstraight sets for surethey are old and shit
>>143976916Exactly. Giants are THE in-form team, Port have won their past 2 finals against Geelong, Swans are their best chance to make a prelim.
>That ump groan
fuck up fatguts
>>143976922are you insinuating that port will finish 1st or do you have no idea how afl finals work?
>(betting on0 geelong is a free win for anyone in finals>they are old and shit
be terrible if something happened to jesse hogan tomorrow.
>>143976934It's definitely achievable. I can see Sydney getting cocky and losing by 80+. Port Adelaide are more than capable of destroying Fremantle by 120 points.
They're falling apart
>Not even 10 for JezZzz
STATUS UPDATE>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they will be bottom 4>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't play finals>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't finish top 4YOU ARE HERE>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a final>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a prelim>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a granny>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a flag>Geelong only won a flag because they have a cheat ground and too many good players that they get through dodgy recruiting practices>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they will be bottom 4
LMFAO>MELBOURNE forward Kysaiah Pickett is facing a delayed start to next season after being offered a three-match ban for his bump on Darcy Moore.
where's he going now that he wants out?
>>143976960Collingwood
giants are like 13th on expected score ladder btwthey are frauds and hogan will get shut down in finals
>>143976954>>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't win a final>>Geelong are too old, too slow and don't have good youth they won't make a prelimthese two make no sense. either cats win their first final (QF) and already made the prelim or they lose their first final and the first point hasn't been disproven before they do win a final (SF) thus making the prelim
>>143976959this is why he needs the voice
>>143976952based retard
>>143976968NEVER write off the AQB.
>>143976952>no 2004 rematch kinodiscarded
>expected score
>>143976960Port
>>143976952Final percentages are a bit off, but I definitely agree.
You may only post ITT if your team won by 100+ points
>>143977002
remember when ken cried cause port fans are cuntsreckon he might tank finals to troll them
>>143977005Delete this
>>143977005F U C K I N G T H I SHIS
>>143976960unreal how before the Port game Adelaide was totally okay with is comments, but then team and players turned their back to him after le media blowback.>(the same media and team that was laughing about his comments a few days prior btw)
>port loving RC>bruce spotted todayreally makes me think 2bhhe is larping as his idol isnt he
does chris scott have a mullet free policy
>>143977005Tell us the other scores future anonI need to make rent
>>143977007Ken is unironically the most soul coach in the league
>>143977019>no but le steven le may xD xD
>>143977005based matchfixer
>>143977014>unreal how company change their tune>being this newyou must be 18 or over to post here
>>143977024F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
>>1439769593??? He’s a flog but it should be 1, 2 tops
>>143976771recognise most but who's at the front?
xD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.
darcy moore should be suspended 2bhthats how you break peoples legsstop being a soft cunt and going to ground
why is zach's kids so pikey?
>>143976771the 2016 prelim was rigged against them
>making everyone wait for them while she does an interviewBased abbey
>To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize
>>143976959he's a grubby little cunt but he did nothing wrong in this bump. moore dropped quicker than he could react, intended to bump the body. shit sport
Let's be real for a secHow is geelong going to deal with their 2nd half exhaustion?
>>143977047Yep. That was when they filed for ATB membership.
>>143977050>we've got the power to win, power to ruleuhhhh crowbros?
>>143977055>LITERALLY took him 7 years to file their applicationBased lazy fatguts
the power v crows 'rivalry' is cringe as fucktwo plastic clubs
please post girls with big asses wearing latex leggings
>>143977050
>>143977062the application form got lost between some fat folds.
girls bumholes for me
>>143977057>We're the mighty camry crows.
excuse me but would someone mind telling me WHY THE FUCK TOM STEWART ONLY SCORED 26 IN FANTASY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>143977052by going out in straight sets
please post matches with their start timesreally shouldn't have to say this when there's 5 matches on 1 day
>>143977040yeah idk either also don't know who the right is
>>143977076based repressed homosexual
>>143977080Went off in the second quarter with hamstring awareness. Doctors couldn't find it.
>>143977080don't know fuck all about fantasy but stewart was subbed off at half time
>>143977089this may shock youbut a too old and too slow player got a soft tissue injury
>>143977085
>>143977089right is coniglio
>>143977094>>143977093what about lawson humphries? whats his excuse? cunt only scored 31. how do you annihilate a team and your half back only scores 31.
>>143977096obviously not what i meant and spoiler that shitdon't care if spee doesn't have spoilers
Collingwood being in the ATB doesn't even make any sense. Reality Check's logic is that Essendon are the greatest team on Earth and needed to form alliances because the AFL began rigging the competition against them. He considers Port an ally because Gavin Wanganeen was their founding captain and an Essendon legend, plus a lot of great players have travelled between both clubs over the years (Monfries, Duursma etc.), there's obviously good blood there. Giants make even more sense as a Dons ally as the great man Kevin Sheedy built that original team who went on to have so much great finals success. They've also faced many finals riggings so have that in common with the Dons. But WHY Collingwood, who are LITERALLY Essendon's biggest rival in the modern era and have had premierships rigged FOR them (see 2010, 2023 and 2018 before God gifted the iggs their rightful premiership).Defend your love of Collingwood fatguts, it does not make sense to me.
>>143977106he was also unofficially subbed off
mate you were done in your stupid fantasy shit 4 months agoshut the fuck up about it
>>143977107The fuck do you need spoilers for
shan't be reading that
>>143977115his not me retard
>>143977108he hoovers up winners to deflect from how much of a failure his team is.
>>143977062Accepting a team into an anti-rigging coalition takes time and trust you fucking idiot. Take for example Fremantle, who filed after 2013, yet are WILLING TO ACCEPT THE UMPIRES RIGGING GAMES IN THEIR FAVOUR EVERY TIME.
>>143977057>>143977050
>>143977100meant cute girls doing cute things>>143977119to avoid spoilers retard
>>143977125Ah, that makes sense.
>>143977141where's the bulge?
>>143977130this skit gets more and more retarded the more you learn about what actually happened
>>143977145Based noticer
>>143977144in my pants
How the fuck is Ben king in the AFL? And his brother even. Couple of useless pricks
>>143977136Spoilers of what? Tomorrow's paper?
>>143977146he also had a skit about diana's death that, while funny, the alternative probably was true, even if the royal family didn't directly kill her (i.e. could've been done on the orders of any number of arms makers)
>>143977160no one in here reads the paper mate
>>1439771583rd in the coleman Ben King?
look at dustoid pretending to care for one more game this season in the stands
>>143977158tall spastics get so much leeway and im fed upthey are fucking shit and always will be
making society worship tall people is a psyop to get girls into black guys from a young age
Why do you fags like this shit ad so much?https://youtube.com/watch?v=l3M4htGmVLU
how did collingwood end up below hawthorn lol
>>143977176Dropped a simple uncontested mark Ben King.
whens picketts court date
>>143977189they lets bad teams like gold coast, essendon, freo etc beat them
>>143977193obviously doesn't take much in the AFL to be a fairly dominant key forward
>>143977205you forgot sydney
>>143977108Are you fucking serious?The anti-rigging coalition has never been about which club loves eachother. Its not even about who played or coaches each club (although sometimes that is by design AFTER a team is in the coalition).It's about what it's purpose sets out for: bringing a fair and equal competition to the AFL.The ATB goes as far back as 1995 and the explanation is simple. The AFL had already shown its willingness to manufacture outcomes under Peter Jackson's tenure, although they didn't go so far as to extending it into premierships until the Jew era. Take Fitzroy as a case in point. They were getting assfucked by the AFL when their revenue could've easily been propped up - as the heads have been willing to do with other minnows such as Western and Melbourne. Collingwood hated the Lions with a passion, but acknowledged their place in history and tried to save the club to no avail (even allowing them to use Victoria Park has a home ground). Here's an early example of rigging in the league to gaslight everyone into believing Fitzroy were shit.https://youtu.be/WTc_Qbgbvwk?feature=sharedPort Adelaide were already involved in the formation of the ATB, before they joined the AFL, having already been disgruntled with the way the AFL refused to accept their admission into the league.The AQB clubs are rivals, in the context of wanting to be more successful than the other. This is the secondary objective; the primary being trying to stamp out fixed games and betting corruption once and for all.
>>143977189!!Spoilers!! in case that one special poster hasn't caught up to Round 19 yet
>>143977196nah brudda we do tribal justice ay. make him only drink lite beer ay.
143977183FOWF mutt
>>143977215>t.
that was a sexy drop puntzoomers totally btfo
the suns are setting
>>143977107>>143977136clearly i wasn't talking about spoilers from 5 weeks ago you fucking absolute braindead retarded faggot
I think it is safe to say the gws and suns projects have failed and that we should have stayed on 16 teams
>>143977207I'm sure he can overpower a few cunts sometimes to kick a couple goals a match but he's got absolutely no footy ability whatsoever. He's just like a 7 footer in the NBA, it can get you on the roster but size only gets you so far if you've got no skills whatsoever.
>on the internet>whinging spoilersfuck off you massive spastic
>>143977225i reckon i'd sperg out about seeing them because i'm a fragile faggot and i can't handle seeing who's favoured to win even though i can just page down
>>143977241GWS? Objectively correct. Suns? No. They're doing their job of being an irrelevant club, and influencing competition results when the AFL requires it.
the richmond eclipses
ACK
>>143977249okay big guy
>>1439772153 lines or fewer thanks
name a more unlikeable current afl coach than damien hardwick
>>143977246>he's incapable of avoiding social mediayou fuck off retard we're talking about spoilers for afl not the latest capeshit you slop
>>143977259sam mitchel
>>143977259bevo according to a man not playing finals this year
>>143977260>community that discusses games live>expecting to not be spoiledgo get your carer to explain this to you
>>143977268no i just expect the game to not be spoilt if i have a kip
>>143977259craig mcrae
>Falcons lose 31-0Their special teams is going to be absolute dog shit this year. Not too late to lay them for winning the division.
>>143977106He's a greek hero and the iggs were able to find his only weakness.
>>143977276/afl/?
>>143977273your choice to kipyou snooze, you lose
>>143977248who are you replying to
>>143977259homoan
>>143977267life came at this ugly cunt fast hey
>>143977273>just
>>143977284>be greek>his only weaknessboypussy?
i wonder what pickett will steal when he leaves the g today
>>143977266>>143977275Yeah, both these cunts are annoying to listen to
>>143977291but anon, thats where poo poo comes from.
>Pickett has a black eyeAnother robbery gone bad?
>>143977302something of Dimma's hopefully
>>143977306fuck off out of here cuntsick of you
craig mcrae reminds me of the only good boss I ever had from an old job I had like 10 years ago
>>143977302the hearts of the fans
>>143977286>multiple off topic posts that aren't even relates to sports, or anything remotely interesting for that matter.I fail to see how my expertise on another sport is a problem.
best boss i had was a 50 year old bloke called mario who did terminator impressions every day
>he's got a bit of speed, that marlion pickettkek
>>143977323two wrongs dont make a right mate
>fuck off out of here cunt>sick of you
remember when scoops got an interview with craig mcrae
pickett fumbled the bag there
143977301fuck off you know who the whole "greeks were gay" theory is retarded and doesn't stand up to any scrutinythe whole greeks were gay thing is propaganda from the you know who to make homsexuality more acceptableif you don't know this you're either a faggot, one of them, or naive
pickett looks unfit as fuck
i knew a greek and he was gay
why is every single pickett an absolute flog?
>>143977334t. stavros "boypussy chaser" constantinopolous
>>143977331it's probably some dumb shit zoomer uni intern in their PR department telling him yeah it'll be heaps good hey like an underground interview that'll get you the online clout, when really McRae doesn't give a single fuck about any of the parasites who interview him and rightly so.
>>143977341hell yeah dude
>>143977345you must be fun at parties
>HOK BALL
this sport fucking sucks now, I'm gonna watch highlights from the Footy Show and get drunk then jerk off to black women
>>143977357crisp
I only respect countries that fought for the independence
>>143977344>being this esl you misread my post which said that the greeks weren't gay as saying the greeks were gay
>>143977343purely economic factors
>>143977357based sammy
>>143977215This actually tells me more about Port Adelaide And Fitzroy than it does about Collingwood.How does Collingwood loaning Fitzroy their home ground equate with them being rigged against in the AFL?
Sydney vs Adelaide is the main event I'm afraid to say.
why is dusty still pretending to care?
smelly black gf 2025
>>143977383forced into it through persistent nagging
>>143977385i must sniff
>>143977392based clarry
>>143977392based joel smith
>>143977396>>143977401based samefag
>>143977407
There is no rigging, RC has never once provided evidence for his moronic claims
2016 was pretty bad 2bh
tonight's kino
>>143977418based swasn customer
>>143977422HUMMINA HUMMINA
Jack Ross 15 disposals gonna lose me bet. Fuck he is shit.
>>143977416of course not. he's a sham and a phony. a big fat phony.
>>143977422Enjoy mate
>>143976771cameron, shiel, toby, treloar, conigger ... who are the other two?
>>143977422based
>About 150 passengers were evacuated from a driverless metro train stuck in a tunnel at Hills Showground station on the M1 metro line on Saturday afternoon.>Internal communications by Fire and Rescue NSW obtained by The Sydney Morning Herald show the passengers were stuck on the train for about half an hour. The train was stuck in the tunnel towards the end of one of the platforms at the station.
Dirtybird for dinner
>>143977458sarr tip?
>>143977416See>>143977215
pickett stole that from the suns player
Josh what is your favourite genre of porn?
>>143977422What is this? Not sure if I'm missing some context.
>>143977461>The fully automated line is operated by Metro Trains Sydney, a private consortium led by Hong Kong’s MTR Corporation, John Holland and UGL.>driverless train>owned and operated by chinese state owned john hollandah good
>>143977215Good post mate, insightful and so true (as always)
>>143977476gis shows its some incest porn
>>143977474Tags: Mother.
>>143977471>source: plebocrat, trust me
My sources tell me that betting companies are going to make a fuckload of money from people betting over 11.5 for Suns wins this year.
>>143977454>>143976771thomas bugg, dom tyson are the other two
I'm officially booting Collingwood out of the ATB as RC has not provided a proficient argument as to why they should stay.
>>143977500>as towhy*
RC is a retard, why would he support Poort and GWS that are AFL franchise clubs when he's anti-AFL?
>calls himself a doctorisn't>says there's riggingcan't show proof other than dude trust me>inventing a rocketship to take him to marsisn't
>>143977483>Love her. But she NEVER SHOWS PENETRATION!!!>Actually, both of them do. Leia does it way more than Xev, but she does show penetration. Check out "Xev and Leia Fuck a Fan" for openers. Then there's "Xev Bellringer Is Yours," and "It's Not Wrong If You Don't Cum In Your Sister." All of them show penetration.>I hope that guy knows how fucking lucky he is with having those two>I know as fans we get a focused but these two are in a league of their own. There are some who are in 2nd position but the effort Xev puts into the quality of her work is beyond the compared with these others who throw out on a daily basis.>Don't get me wrong, if she started putting out content daily, it would fucking bankrupt me but the quality would suffer and she wouldn't be Xev anymore.>I do feel a bit sad that I didn't see camgirl Xev. I found her rather late in life :(>I will agree tho, there are no enough pussy shots. Shes got a nice box but doesn't show it much and certainly not much since the 2 kids
>>143977500What you want is irrelevant. They're in the AQB and that's a fact. Personally speaking, I don't want my team to lose their membership, but there's a strong possibility of that happening unfortunately.
#1 draft pick is ours
>>143977476dont pretend you don't know who they are
>>143977514>I don't want my team to lose their membership, but there's a strong possibility of that happening unfortunately.Nigga wtf are you talking about? Because Brad Scott is a planted AFL asset?
>>143977510how pathetic can you be to make comments on a pornofuck me, I have 0 friends, a shit-paying job, I live with my parents and I'm a 23 year old virgin and I still feel far superior to those people
>>143977530Correct, and there's growing evidence that the board has been compromised.
>>143977530Yes, but Essendon know he’s a planted asset… because the AFL is rigged…
even our train horns are shit nowthey used to sound deep and harmonic with multiple tones and now they are an ear-rape high-pitch squealwhy cant we just have SOME nice things
The autistic ramblings of a mad man. Complaining about the tones of a train horn. I have outgrown this place, I am better than this place and need to move on
>>143977537>those peopleit's jeets group jerking around the phone they all chipped in for to buy sar
I hate the fake fighting AFL players do, like oh no my hecking teammate got knocked I must grab the player by their guernsey with my noodle arms and shake him around a little bit. Fuck off, either do nothing or fight for real and throw punches. I'm not a fake tough guy acting hard its just come on surely everyone can see that shit is all for show.
>>143977562F U C K I N G T H I S HI S
>>143977562cant just let one of your teammates get picked on mateand you also cannot do something that will get you a big suspension
>>143977572All the more reason the AFL needs to have a fight rule, and has needed one since the late 2000s.
Dad just walked in and fucking flogged the shit out of mum, what the fuck? I don’t know what to do, she’s parking her bag, he’s locked himself in the garage with a bottle of rum, what the fuck? Sister is banging on the door crying her eyes out
>>143977537>23 year old virgin
>>143977572It doesn't matter anyway, they'll crack down on the niggle shit anyway eventually.
>>143977580i'm a virgin at 26
I cum in 3 minutes
based Geelong ruining the 100pt+ punter Sat nightssorry but no bags and strippers for you ahaha
>>143977579if not larp call the copsif larp idgaf
>>143977579Stand up to him and kick the shit out of your dad.
I'm pretty sure the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski died a virgin, and he was 81
you can just tell dustin wants to hurry up and get home so he can jump on /afl/
>>143977461reckon this wouldn't happen if our people were told to have babies with their own kind
see ya marliondon't drop the soap
Day 57 nofapAll the women at the supermarket were mirin me
>>143977622The humble idiot.
mum found the nail jar
>>143977622more like they were shocked that such a freak can exist
>>143977622based, the aura is real. Once I got beyond 90 dayswomen at work who used to ignore me for years started trying to talk to me
>jack got another interview with Dusty
kinda feel bad for the tiger fans hey, most of them started supporting them because of dusty and to see him leave it must be like the feeling you get when someone close dies.
Every time I'm at a pub with my old man at some point he'll say "hey that hot girl's checking you out just quietly mate"
why are they interviewing this fucking pickett rat?
Le heckin dusty le heckin fend off haha nah don’t argue!!!!! La heckin argue? Don’t!!!! Le one good season man ahhhhh ummm that’s DUSTY to you not Dustin but DUSTY!!’ Only I may call him Dusty as I’m a tigers fan and he gives a don’t argue!!!! Le heck yeah? Frickin hell my craft be le spilt but don’t argue!!!
>>143977631What is a "nail jar"?
you can't really call yourself a legend when your last game isn't a grand final win
based meza at anywhere i am with dadza when i get female attention but am too autistic to notice
>gold coast not sticking around because they'll miss a flightkek
Women are scary
>>143977657my dad used to do that but with blokes then cackle to himself
why would you bother writing all that out?
can't really get into the rugby and the storm because they wear purple mepurple is a bit faggy
>>143977672for sounding
>>143977682I call bullshit. 5 minutes after she said that it showed them in the rooms signing their song the rude ungrateful bastards
Business idea: fishing rod for armless people
>>143977528Literally haven't a clue. My knowledge of porn stars caps out at Pamela Anderson, and for a brief period, 1-2 girls from Naughty America like 15 years ago (since forgotten their name).Now, hentai artists, I recognise a few of those.
>>143977704It's called a net
>>143977692Hahaha based dad
>>143977730Trip on rc
how da fuk do I get the helmet key in resident evil. frickin hell
>>143977779have you try inserting your helmet (glans penis) into the lock (vagina)?
>>143977779trial and error
lads, this year is over. just overlet's talk about next year: what's the strategy for purchasing membership? i want grandfinal access.i might even start footy tipping next year
>>143977813I’m an MCC member, come fuck my arse and I’ll give my GF ticket
>>143977822sounds unhygenic, tarquin.
Swansbros Heeney has been rested
>>143977822how'd you get that? i've lived in melbourne for 33 years and not once been offered mcc membership
just killed a cockroach next to my favourite chair. too scared to sit there now
>>143977839his parents probably put him on the list when he was born, it's still an old boys club you have to wait 20 years to get into
>>143977838ehhh, crows are down rankine and rachelle. Parker's playing well. and I don't tip against my team.
>PORT and GWS are both mild underdogs according to the betting market
>>143977839Got my arse fucked, circle of life mate
>>143977859Oh I know. Plus Adelaide has had a horror week. Normally that means they will capitulate.
>>143977852yeh, but my parents didn't put me on the list when i was a kidi've only met two mcc members in my life. maybe i move in a circle of losershonest question: is the mcc full of jews now? one of the guys i know is jewish
@143977860of course your sides are sore after I blew your arse out last night you faggott. Tony the Top
>saturday night why are you here?
>>143977873if only you knew how bad things really are
>>143977878because i'm tired and my mates wanted to go to the storm/fish nrl game and I didn't
think on grand final day the mcc stand should be filled to the brim, doors chained, bolted and welded then burned to the ground
>>143977881>this is the guy offering you a gf ticket in exchange for an arse fucking
>Heeney late outOne last time ladsJUST JUST JUST JUST JUUUUUUUUUST
>>143977878i don't head out til after midnight m8
>>143977878shit weather and my gf is annoying me
Wouldn’t shed a single tear if the MCG burnt down. Overrated uncomfortable concrete shithole>but it’s… LE BIG and… LE OLD!not an argument
>>143977901agreed, brutalist shit hole
yeah Etihad stadium though... I'd be bawling my eyes out
>>143977901reminder that the oldest parts of the McGround are younger than jack gunston
>>143977914Colonial Stadium (The Docklands) is the best football stadium and major entertainment complex in Victoria.
for me it should be called "the stadium that looks 100x better with the roof open but the afl is too lazy to do it"
>>143977923unless something happens near the boundary line and you’re sitting on the third level
docklands was unironically build about 10 years too soon. by 2010 ETFE roofs were feasible and you could have a roofed stadium that doesnt completely fuck with the tv broadcast by constantly going from light to shadow
Just want to see those Adelaide fucksticks humiliated one last time.
FUCK JOSH RACHELE
how the fuck did the word "learnings" become so prevalent in the afl?
i hope the bombers win, so at least if i die over the off-season the last essendon game i see will be a win
there is a not so small chance that Brisbane may miss finals
Military intelligenceTwo words combined that can't make sense
>>143978013Just like political correctness, friendly fire and holy war
>>143977966Me toot. Cwoes fan
>>143978013MI has been in a silent war with the intelligence community since 1965t. schizo
>>143978013Megadeth and Dave Mustaine are so based
>>143977422>>143977528>everyone is a coomerkeep falling for their tricks faggot
Heard the Adelaide crows are changing their name to the Adelaide ravensThe reason appears to be because all of their supporters are raven mad
>>143977822why would i fuck your arse so you could give your girlfriend a ticket faggot
who's going to shank more tonight, joe or erica?
which game should I watch?
*bottle opened**glass poured*it's swasn tiem
>>143978117rabbitohs v knights
>>143978137no thanks, i'm hetero
just watched old mate win $400 and then lose it in under 1 minute
>severe thunderstorms forecast tomorrow>game in ballarat>gusts and up to 10mm rain in ballaratWeatherKINO on the cards
remember when da scientists promised us wild weather every single day because of "le climate change"it feels like we still only get a handful of kino weather days a year at most
>>143978142trip on crownspergstalkersperg>>143978158>tfw no high scoring grand final
>>143978172business idea:1. clock doesn't start from a throw-in or bounce until contact is made with the ball2. reduce countdown from 30 to 25 secondsjust added another 10 minutes to the game
>>143978145>Unders line is at 160.5Free money on the cards
*click click*
>>143978178Players HATE him!
>>143978181I don't speak afrikan
>>143978178>1Always thought it's stupid this isn't the case, especially since time is wasted on fucked up bounces>2Also based
lads
I am looking forward to GWS vs footscray and freo vs port tomorow
>>143978130>>143978181DID WE FINALLY FIGURE OUT FIRST QUARTERS???
the t*rk just scored
>>143978241Based post
>>143978196
>>143978245Plenty of time left in the qtr
>>143978248his mum must've hooked him up with that girl.
Hipwood scores another minor
>>143978274yeah, to pile on the goals
>>143978287jake'll be jealous
>>143978287it's legal hsgf retard
holy hell I'm bored
LETS FUCKEN GO
How the hell has hipwood's career lasted this long?
>>143978329meth mostly
>>143978335He actually looks like a meth user
>>143978329fagans side meat innit
nicks out
Crows...
>>143978349to west coast?
I'm listening on radio who completely shanked that final kick
is set shot drop punting a lost art form?
>>143978375Steven May
BIG NANK
>>143978378Yes
you wont believe thisi traded heeney in this week
>>143978387the richmond game finished hours ago mate
do something rankine you flog
Stay alert, bad bitches. It's almost baking time
>>143978422>he doesn't know
feel like pure shit just want a $9.90 primo special
>>143978431shant. we are thradmaxxing this bad boy to over 9000.
>>143978458not sure I know what that is. a very inexpensive tugjob? some kind of cheap burger?
>>143978458based unlicensed footscray thai brothel enjoyer
if sydney lose this there's zero chance they're winning the granny
>Merrett posts>No one caresLads...
feel like pure shit just want a $150 pie and coke special and also a jobit's retarded how many hoops you have to jump through or other shit you have to get or bullshit you havr to bullshit even though you're ancestors did more with this land in 200 years than abos did in 65k and thus are clearly but hey let's throw more money at noongars
>>143978506get over yourself
>>143978512i'm trying to get off over myself retard
>>143978500What did he post?
I wouldn't ever pay for sex, vut I would consider paying a lady to give me a bath and scrub me with soap
Want a cock down my throat tonight, in Melbourne CBD for next 6 hours, high on speed
>>143978521>high on speedtoo much of a bite risk
>think your a smart cunt resting your best player>get smacked up at home by badelaidebased shitney
>>143978477based and also this>>143978518meth mostly>>143978521go peel btw
>>143978145who is playing in ballarat?
swans can never hold onto leads hey
>>143978518barely legal hsgf pics that he got from jake
Sorry lads lost the ball so we replaced it with a slab of butter
>>143978551dogs v gws
im mostly hetero but i dont mind a cute feminine twink. poofy looking blokes like chad warner and big gay bears like taylor walker dont do it for me.
>>143978477just take Nattokisane 2,000 FUs as a supplement and ironically there's new studies out saying antibody protein in eggs are effective at binding spike protein lmao
>>143978561OH NOE WE WONT GET TO SEE TWO SHIT TEAMS CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT IN THE FINALS RACE OMG WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE THE RIGGED AFLS TEAM GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH A SPED TEAM THAT SHOULD BE IN THE 8
Remember last night when we proved microplastics were nothing to worry about?
>>143978078get a load of this guys moral high horse
lol
>>143978596You right, lad?
>>143978561who tf?
>>143978561cracker of a game. balllarat is quite lucky
yeah cute fem twinks are lovely
WS vs GWB
might put a cheeky $50,000 on carlton staying in the top 8
>>143978664thats almost HALF your plebocrata, anon!
having said that though, i do have a thing for alistair lynch.
>>143978664>wurundjeri>whadjuksportsbet are woke faggots lmao
>>143978699Handsome guy really
>>143978711thats the afl site m8
Missed this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>143978715yeah when i look at good looking guys its not really sexual but he does something for me. he makes me wish i was a cute hsgf.
smelly cute fem twink bf 2025
stuck between a rock and a hard place
>>143978556reckon micksperg would care
>>143978725oh well that makes sense then.
>>143978553>>143978545
>>143978749such a stupid trope platitude. you can apply this to everyone and everything. oh noes i dont want to wageslave but then i will be homeless. oh noes im stuck between a rock and hard place. hurrr fucking durrrr. im neet btw lmao get fucked wagies.
wonder if that anon went to the movies
I just remembered Lewis roberts-thompson
>>143978768haha i look like that and do things like that haha
>>143978664>>143978711>>143978725>>143978761>ynr when i said i ctrl+a but backspace retarded info like the boong names from OPs
>>143978787had a great 06 grand final he did
Now that the dust has settled, was having the world's longest lockdown worth it, lads?
>>143978780he posted in the last thread.no he had a looky loo and left. but he's keen.
nrl making fun of us again
>>143978787
>>143978806Covid was the best time of my lifedouble cenno and no obligation to leave the house just got drunk and stoned everyday and bought new guitars
Need a newey
>>143978821I loved it desu, loved the lockdowns, loved the distancing
i'd make a low effort newie but you spergs would bitch about there not being enough bullshit info in the op so fuck you im not doing it
get a life threadsperg
>>143978843pussy
i'd make a high effort newy but some retard would sperg out about there being too much info in the OP
damn, got the farts.
>>143978821>>143978829i will pray for you
i don't care either way but it annoys me people who championed the lockdowns now cry about inflation.
feel like I'm so disillusioned with absolutely everything in life that there's no chance I'll ever be bluepilled enough to try at anything again
I'd make a newy, but I'm not enough of a bad bitch
>>143978806obviously not>>143978821>>143978829good goyim
>>143978855I’ve always appreciated you, Turbo. Thank you for your high-effort, informative threads.
Can you guys focus?
>>143978885he's not me retard;>>143978886i can't see me retard
I made this thread but won't do another
You are my best friend and we got some things to do
>>143978879>good goyimhow so? I didn't get the jab, wear the mask follow the rules. Just the way things were during covid suited me extremely well.
that ref looks diseased
>>143978906>didn't follow the rulesyou stayed home and ingested poison like a good goy
>>143978886um no. is that gonna be a problem tough stuff?
>>143978915>reffuck off
Don't sleep on the roads!
>>143978922That's up to you champ*cracks knuckles*
what's the cheapest food to get delivered?
I like Pepsi more than Coke
>>143978900No point making a thread for another hour
>>143978906you are preconditioned to love the pods
>>143978943probably grocery stuff
>>143978944Same
>>143978949 I'd take a pod over waging any daysociety is already a prison and there's no escape. best you do it cope til death
>>143978934this our land including the roads white dog cunt
>>143978934yeah the roads are underrated
>>143978906because the entire point was to make you tolerate that shit in the futureUN 2030>>143978934>tfw they unironically need to be told this at 30+ but we're still meant to worship them>>143978943i'd assume stuff from woolies and coles but it's mostly goyslop and not on demand like uber (which is also goyslop)maybe a roast chicken and try splitting itor try asking >>>/ck/
>>143978958they want you to enjoy both waging and pods retard
imagine if you had a sexy gf and she farted a lot
>>143978944all i know is pepsi max mogs coke zerocoke zero used to be alright but they fucked with it.
>>143978985dey stay nice and warm at night tho cuz
Imagine browsing /pol/ and taking any of that shit seriously. It works well as an underage containment board, at least
let me be clear. i had heeney from day dot. got rid of him when he was suspended. brought him back this week. thought i was being clever by not getting dawson back in because of the jordon tag. you cant make this shit up.thanks for reading.
mad that it's legal for shops to sell poison (alcohol) to people 18+ who aren't inebriated
>>143979008what posts in this thread are you specifically referring to when mentioning /pol/
imagine browsing reddit and taking any of that shit seriously. it works well as a soiboy containment website at least
/pol/ is full of 40 year olds from reddit though
>>143979025i reckon her minge is hairfree. bald, if you will
>>143979039obviously. she is a whore. a tasteless, classless whore that wouldn't know the first thing about aesthetics and the humble landing strip.
>>143979037You're thinking of /afl/
i'm a 20-something year old micker retard not 40
>>143979046*bigfooty
>>143978995so what's do you suggest? get a tent and go into the bush. Good luck convincing a single npc jacked into the matrix that there's anything wrong with the way things are
I've never made a thread before. Should I make one?
>>143978993imagine the pure ecstasy of flattening them with a truck
>>143978993disgraceful that the cattle have already forgotten
>>143979074better leave it to the professionals son
>>143979025>eat my fearoccult ritual shit
Fuck it, I'm making one anyway
what set him off?
Hi Josh
don't like eyebrow piercings at all
I have to wait 3min to post a new thread? Fuck this, I give up
>it's over
>>143979103as a professional thread maker, I support you on your journey
>>143979146>tfw you gonna be sniffing heart stopper lines 2 hours from now
>>143979141Wait, it's 5min. I'm retarded
>>143979160new
>>143979158he can't afford to now he's not earning wagestoo dumb to get tv money
has anyone got the umpire whistle wojak
>>143979168footy stars get drugs for free
>>143979168too autistic you mean.>>143979165>nrl op why?
>>143979165shan't, somebody make a real alf
I have a thing for girls wearing ankle bracelets
>>143979165a daring synthesis
>>143979183based collingwood supporter
>>143979175
essendon have this game in the bag
>>143979205hehehehe
Some good games on tomorrow
>>143979168based retard
if i make a real newy will you cunts post in it or is the new one already going off
I think it is only posts from micksperg in that entire new thread
>>143979268the other ones already getting spammed, go for it m8
the other one has josh and rc. i'm staying here.
>>143979268I will post in it. Shan't post in the other one
>>143979168>yeah mate just a couple snaps with the girls for the ig page and then we're laughing with the nose beersyou don't understand how fickle these places are, they are all just a front for laundering money through bar card systems
>>143979268/nrl/ continues to gaslight everyone into believing postmaxxing is the way to go, and the plebocracy continues to fall for it.
>>143979280They are both michlksperg
>>143977259Simoné Goodwínne
>>143979285fuck off you wombat. go choke your chicken in your containment thread
>>143977259Ross Lyon
okay i made itreal new>>143979315>>143979315>>143979315>>143979315>>143979315>>143979315
Hipwood...missed...a minor?
>>143979322mint, thnx m8
>>143979344np
