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BL v ESS
SYD v ADEL

Actual good, impactful games are on tomorrow
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looking at dominos and it has $20 for 2 shit pizzas and 2 sides, or it's $23 for an actual good pizza and 2 sides? so dumb
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>>143979335
they're all shit, made with the same shit stained hands.
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>Actual good, impactful games are on tomorrow
this, 100%
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>>143979335
Thr humble idiot.

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Really don't want the hawks playing the dogs in week 1 of the finals. My hawks won't survive it
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>Lions have kept $295,000 from being donated to abo women
Kinda based ngl
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Should we have more sunday night games next year?
They'd most likely be Perth games, though
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>>143979353
fucken ay
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>>143979363
based, that's what they get for flogging clothes from Myer for their joog kids on Tuesday afternoon the black dogs
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A home invasion is happening in my house right now I’m hiding under the bed I hear my little brother screaming downstairs
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>>143979361
I'm not sure everyone else is keen on seeing two mediocre teams in a final either.
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>>143979391
Micksperg gave up on his thread already. Sad
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daniher DENIED
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>>143979399
They're meant to be giving $19k to charity for every goal scored.
And they've just erased another one
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crisp thread cheers legend
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>old mcfatguts had some farms
>eee i eeei o
>and on those farms
oh wait, its all bullshit like his rockets and his medical degree and aqb and his wife and kids
fuck off you sad cunt
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>>143979401
I haven't been around long, but I honestly can't see what the plebocracy is so up in arms about with this so called "micksperg". From what I understand, he reposts the same plebocratic shite that everyone else does anyway. I've been calling out this type of behaviour for years and getting shouted down for it.

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Who's this cringy tripfaggot?
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First to 100 usually wins
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*click click*
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the days of yore ferment in my mind. solidifying aspects of archetypes yet realised, but still lingering in the undercurrent of the subconscious. Will we live to see them breach the surface or will they ever elude the eye, perpetual phantoms in the mind.
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>>143979447
just some fat cunt, imitating a fat cunt who got banned imitating a fat cunt during the Christchurch shooting and DNS poisoning
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love her
love swans
simple as
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>>143979476
She's so pretty
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sick of sports
they're all bullshit
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>>143979526
what are you gonna get into instead
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sharted again ffs
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>>143979526
NFL is going to be fantastic this season. Won't be rigged either. Double bonus!
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>>143979542
sort it out
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>>143979545
NFL is boring bullshit that is barely a sport, stop fucking trying to push that yank shit on us you fat retarded loser.
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going to the loo to drop a massive rc
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>>143979558
>NFL is boring bullshit that is barely a sport
legally it's sports entertainment, like professional wrestling.
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>an american sport
>teams owned by jews, hedgefunds and banks
>not rigged
fuck me dead this has to be bait
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Lads, Ben just posted
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the hawks will be exiting the finals series in the first week
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@143979545
trying too hard/10
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>>143979597
McKay plays in defense sweatie
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>>143979659
>defense
defence*
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Essendon are such a pointless club, they're like North and Gold Coast, absolutely useless
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>>143979762
feel bad for ridley and merrett, merrett especially because he gives 110% but ridley has to hold up that pathetic backline
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I hate this shit, just fuck off Essendon, everyone hates you including your supporters, just roll over and let this blow out you useless fucks
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never met a commie who wasn't from a well off middle class family
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>>143979762
North are relentlessly sovlfvl
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>>143979755
kek nice one
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>>143979793
You've never met a commie
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>>143979204
deserves a (you), truthful post
it taught me a similar lesson
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Bored watching the football, started to daydream, realised a major plot hole in Romeo & Juliet
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IF
>Bulldogs beat GWS
AND
>Freo beat Port by 30 points*
THEN
>Geelong will be Top 2 and get a 'home' final week one

*winning margin needed shrinks the higher Port's score is. 30 points assumes Port don't score, which won't happen.
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Oh you heroes, you gonna Brisbane are you in agame that doesn't matter? Get fucked you shitters
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>Look at the replay
>Oh you're kidding

crybaby loins
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>11.20
jesus fucking christ brisbane
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Honestly if you score that many behinds you should be penalised. Every six points you score negates your next goal or something
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>>143979924
Don’t blaspheme
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daniher cleaning up the retiree lol
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>>143979832
i wish that was true
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>>143980015
>was
were*
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I think we might lose this one
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>>143980034
It’s not over yet, Turkbro
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brisbane will never win a hip kek
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playing free rider
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>amarty loses the ball
>mcclean gets it back
3rd time its happened tonight
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>>143979204
>>143979834
same desu my cunt mother yelled at me when I said "nah" and she screamed "so you're just never gonna have a job again?" and I couldn't even fathom that she would prioritize a job over your bodily health and when I said "no-one tells me what I can put in my body" she just shut her trap and seethed.
I honestly thought more people were awake to kike/pharma games but I was honestly distraught when I saw how many people bent the knee. The only saving grace I have is that now people I knew are absolutely seething quietly that they got played and have a mix of loathing and regret when they see me knowing I stayed true. Fuck Pharma, nuke soon.
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Might go to bed
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brisbane suck lol
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>>143979363
>$399,000 stolen from the up-and-coming all female indigenous team
For shame Brisbane, for shame.
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>>143980176
Mediocre at best. Couldn't even win a gifted premiership last year. Think the AFL has given up on them at this point.
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everything we went through over covid is kinda fucked up when you think about it
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josh why did you start vlcsnapposting then abandon it?
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>For the first time since 1900, Port Adelaide Magpies are the SANFL wooden spooners
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fellow swanchads, it has been a pleasure
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>>143980267
Beautiful, love to see it
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>>143980309
yea mate.
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>>143980276
Don't write off the AQB. Port Adelaide winning by 250+ is not out of the question.

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>>143980276
>>143980309
>>143980329
Now onto September
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>>143980331
reality check, please take note.
There's no such thing as the atb or the aqb. its just a delusion of yours some anons indulge you, others just laugh at you. i'm firmly in the later camp.
now toddle off to bed sweetheart.
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>>143980384
dog is obviously scared, should tell that stupid cunt owner to back off
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>>143980267
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>>143980422
Women don’t relate to dogs like men do, to them they’re just extensions of their own narcissism, not trusty loyal life companions
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>>143980389
The ignorant idiot.
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aqb == all queer broship
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>>143980384
poor doggy :(
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>dogs
reddit animal
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>>143980481
>Moore
>boak
>rampe
>essendon
Checks out
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I'm popular here
They all post with me
I fight the jannyman
They want my (You)s Claire
They fight over me like dogs
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>>143980483
Assalam alaiyakum
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>>143980519
Shalom.
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>>143980331
And getting 8 premiership points?
Idiot.
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>>143980537
Finally someone was able to spot the test. Goes to show how retarded this board is that it took so long.

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Had Chinese tonight
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>>143980600
did u swallow his cum kek
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>>143980609
HAO LING
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Users/Granpa/My Pictures
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>>143980609
had the cream of sum yung gai
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>>143980657
>granpa, not grandpa
The idiot.
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>The Country Liberal Party’s convincing defeat of the incumbent Labor party is a turning point in the Northern Territory’s future, Chief Minister-elect Lia Finocchario says.

>The CLP will form government in the NT after toppling the government and Chief Minister Eva Lawler in her own seat.
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>>143980744
WTF? 9 news told me a crocodile predicted Labor victory
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>Sunday Footy Show host Tony Jones [will be] washing cars in Coburg after a on-air footy prediction fell flat.

>Jones made the rash claim on The Sunday Footy Show a couple of weeks ago that he was so confident the Magpies would make the AFL finals that he would spend a morning washing cars if the team missed the top eight.

“Maybe I should say less words and get in less trouble,” Jones mused.

>Proving he is a man of his word, Jones will be at Ampol at 565 Sydney Road, Coburg on Thursday (August 29) from 10:30am with his squeegee, bucket, sponge and soap.

>“About two and a half months ago Matthew Lloyd said Collingwood was in danger of not making the finals which I thought was a ridiculous comment, so I said if they don’t I will wash cars on Punt Road for two hours,” he said.

>“I think it is illegal to do that, so I am going to be in Coburg washing windscreens.

>“I challenge Channel 10 and Channel 7 to bring their news cars through and I will give them a spit and polish.

>“If the Premier is cruising by on her way to an engagement hopefully she will stop in.”

>His efforts will raise funds for the My Room Children’s Cancer Charity.
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TL;DR - Chompers' a poofter *clap clap clap*
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>>143980744
they're literally 2 arms of the same fucking machine fuck what the media says the game is rigged to keep people divided it never matters who you vote for unless it's someone like Uncle A but we haven't had anyone like him for 80 years
you need a movement so a leader like him doesn't get assassinated for goose stepping out of line
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STRAFFO'S A POOFTER
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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>>143980852
that doesn't mean i'm wrong
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ANON'S A POOFTER
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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I'm a nig
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>>143980917
based nignat
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Was that really the best swans can offer? They're definitely going out in straight sets
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I'm a pickle
I'm pickle anon!
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>>143980784
>If the Premier
>Premier
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>>143980852
based natposter
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I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
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>>143980943
Should beat up on Geelong and make the preliminary final. It's going to be embarrassing when they face either GWS or Port Adelaide on their home soil.
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>>143980943
no its certainly not the best the swans can offer. no heeney, no paps. rampe rested in the 4th.
but don't fret bb, you can fling shit on the swans all you want. us swasnchads don't mind.
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>>143981045
most people who have farms are in bed by now.
c'mon, chop chop. brush your teeth, there's a good boy.
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>swasn
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6 finals in a row for the lions
7th time lucky?
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>>143981074
i wouldn't mind jilling their roos iykwim haha
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The only good teams in the top 8 are GWS and Port. No other team deserves to be in the top 4. Hawks, Bulldogs and Brisbane are reasonable wildcarders.

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gws are fucking arse mate
>le kick to hogan xddd
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>No other team deserves to be in the top 4.
No but Steven May
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My team is not in the finals, and I will bandwagon the Bulldogs
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>>143981309
Le kick to whoever they fucking want because they can all kick goals more like it.
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>>143981376
Who is your team out of curiosity?

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>>143981434
The Crows
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>>143979272
kek
imagine being this schizo
i was AFK between 21:00 and 22:30
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Just happy for my hawks to be there, honestly
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what should i watch?
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>>143981461
I’m happy for you lot, really, you’ve got a good fun young team
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>>143981471
unironically triumph of the will
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>>143981471
Star trek: TOS
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kek
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>>143981471
Platoon
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>>143981471
hornblower
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>>143979291
I am the man behind the curtain. The one pulling the strings. You are all dancing to my tune.
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It all goes back to Josh
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>>143981471
Oppenheimer
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>>143981649
Great movie. However, I thought the nude scenes were unnecessary, especially since I’m a recovering porn addict.
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>>143981673
picrel
>>143979291
meant for
>>143981641
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oppenheimer was mid
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so many qts in the crowd during the swans v crows game, wonder what percentage of them will have sex later tonight
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>>143981876
might be hard to find a man in a city full of poofs
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How do i filter out this tripidiot?
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>>143980784
>HAHAHA CHOMPERS!!!!!!!!! XDDD
CANT WAIT TO SEE THE BOYS RIP INTO HIM TOMMOROW
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got the protein farts cooking
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>>143982189
No one cares you giant fucking homo
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it's brisbover
someone please put us out of our fucking misery
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>>143982512
I care
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post shit tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5r8-8gxeJg
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>>143982748
https://youtu.be/l8_j7y1U5Qo?si=9we3eG9aBoOZngLU
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8
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we copped it sweet
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is /alf/ capable of sincere literary critique?
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what is brat?
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>>143983377
It’s okay, I’m content with low stress, low expectation comfy mediocrity
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>Hardest draw in the league
>Worst injury list, with the only other comparable team with an injury list winning the wooden spoon
>Umpires actively rigging matches against you
>Would still have made finals any other year
>Still finish about Essendon and beat Carlton both times they played

Collingwood is the only "Big 4" Club that is relevant.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BqRNSlTXsw
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just had sex
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>>143991210
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just buggered some poof right up his arse for $50. raw, filled his bussy right up. didn't mention i have AIDS though. cunt has a nasty surprise coming
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Oh, carn the pies
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up and at them
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>>143992900
This is a no-nip thread
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good morning cunties.
beautiful day out.
who wants 'fee?
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morning big fella. pouring a 'ffee as i read your post
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>>143994282
good man. only way to start the say. some very interesting matches today. reminded me to bring the washing in coz biblical hail and thunder expected.
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RC has never at any point provided evidence for "rigging". All his moronic claims have zero basis for them.
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I’m gay
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gulden warner heeney
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Porties today
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>3 hours until footy
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>>143979315
Mason Cox. Magpies. Simple as.
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Who's winning the hip this year? Based on current form runs i'd have to think GWS or Port. Concerns for Sydney, Brisbane, Carlton, Freo. Cats, Hawks, Dogs in the mix.
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>>143994544
The intellectually dishonest idiot.
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>>143995166
I bet you print this off and tribute it.
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>>143995725
Pretty hilarious that someone pretending to be a doctor accuses others of being intellectually dishonest

You have never presented actual evidence of "rigging". You have made claims but never have you presented hard evidence
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>>143995837
FUCKING THIS
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>>143995826
>making fun of a child with a disability
Fuck you, seppo

You rancid vermin
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>>143995826
cmon burger, heaps of other things to rip on the bummers about. you're cleverer than this.
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>>143995914
>you're cleverer than this.
Given he's a yank I seriously doubt that he is
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>>143995837
Confirmed
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How do k watch Sunday footy show in NSW
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>>143996049
it'll be on 9now
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>>143996129
on the 9go channel I think. just scroll through
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>>143995826
kek
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footy show
time to get comfy
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>>143996049
>gws sydney 1 and 2
you mean OUR footy show new south welshman?
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>>143995837
1. I am a doctor. I've successfully treated many patients including my own family. Sometimes I go out bush and help treat the communities with serious diseases like hepatitis.

2. I actually have an audio clip of the AFL board from back in 2016, where Gil and his cronies are carefully outlining how they're going to rig the finals series for Western. I can't post it get but hopefully not too long now before I can.
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stfu you fat cunt
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>>143996362
>upcycled lemon
My sides. Where did they source them from? Pub meals at the local RSL?

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>>143983942
The draw against Fred fucked them up, that 50m penalty for "time wasting" is unforgivable
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>>143996499
Of course. It was completely rigged but the plebocracy have already forgotten about it.
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>>143994148
good morning, fellow swanbro. walked to coles and bought a white monster. i think i'm going ot just be a sadcunt today. i saw a cute girl walking with her boyfriend and i became sad. i hate my life
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Found it lads on gem
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Giants
Poos
Fred

Fullwogs, your time in the 8 is up
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today is the day i aid i would go to the movies. i may go to the screening at 9 PM since it says online that no one has reserved any seats. this should be the best time for me to go as there should be the fewest people there. i have work tomorrow but this will be worth it alone for the experience of being an adult
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Literally 3 interesting games of footy today, how good
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>>143996419
1. Do you have
>a medical degree?
>Membership of Ahpra?
>Public indemnity insurance?
yeah, you're not a Doctor.

2. >I have proofs but no, I won't provide it. you'll just have to trust me, a pretend doctor.
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>>143996725
*Professional indemnity insurance
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>>143996686
>going to the movies by yourself
ISHYGDDT
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>>143996776
i have no one to go with
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>>143996725
>a medical degree?
No, but both my parents did and they taught me everything.

>Membership of Ahpra?
>Public indemnity insurance?
Having this Jewish shit does not make one a doctor.

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>why bailey smith is bound for geelong
https://archive.is/RoLw6
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not a fan of this poorly planned and executed doctor 'mick
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>>143996868
>cope
>cope
>cope
Yeah, not a Doctor. micksperg-tier deflection.
maybe concentrate on your gentleman farmer/ rocket scientist larp for awhile, you've self-owned this doogie howser md one.
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>>143997324
The embarrassing idiot.
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>>143997410
you don't have to sign your posts, mate.
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lol
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>>143997448
Forgot your Romanian vpn mate
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how many more hours till the iggs next play
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>explicitly refuting posts is a deflection
reckon i at least gave post ids champ
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>>143997600
uhhhhhh
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I’m Riding With Albo
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>>143996793
Then don’t go
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>>143997897
meant for
>>143997881
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>Police spent the day conducting a manhunt, making two arrests that were likely not the perpetrator, Reul said.

>“The real suspect is the one that we’ve arrested just now,” he said. The individual is being questioned and evidence was seized, he said.

>Reul said the man was affiliated with a home for refugees that had been searched earlier in the day.

ahhhh diversity!
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>>143996419
>. I am a doctor. I've successfully treated many patients including my own family. Sometimes I go out bush and help treat the communities with serious diseases like hepatitis.
>>143996868
>>a medical degree?
>No,
So you're not a doctor. You don't have a medical degree let alone AHPRA registration which allows you to practice in Australia.

In the infinitely small possibility this isn't a larp, you're engaging in serious criminal activity through illegally practising as a doctor

Also where is this audio clip you speak of?
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>>143998030
>infinitely small
*infinitesimal
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>being this autistic about him not having AHPRA rego and not learning about how cucked the ahpra system is from covid
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The plebocracy is real uppity today
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>the afl is riggiled against the team with the most supporters! They definitely don't want the team that will draw the biggest crowds/viewers making the finals!!!
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late GWS changes
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>fugg the government xdd
>lol you dont have the government legislated registration you cant be a doctor xd
are people really this dumb?
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>>143998403
... riggiled. Ok, that was so retarded of me that I am giving myself a 3 day ban
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well ah do declare
that reality check DID get broken raht herr
very peculiar type o'buck pretendin' to be a
fee-sishun an all.
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How do I overcome massive aversion to rejection and actually do something with these shite dating apps
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>>143998466
This isn't footy
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>>143998466
based chad
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>fugg freedom xd
>lol you dont have the government mandated gene therapy "vaccine" you cant go outside xd
are people really this dumb?
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>>143998466
invite them to participate on /afl/
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>spilt red wine on gf new couch
>locked myself out of her apartment
Reckon the universe is giving me signs to kill myself
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had to come back from melbourne once (earlier than planned but late at night) just because the dumb ex locked herself out of her apartment
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>>143998618
or at the very least to stop/cut down on drinking
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>>143998618
OR It could be a sign to change tour plebocratic ways and stop drinking alcohol. I understand that this alternative may sound disturbingly logical, yet ir could be a great solution! What do you think?
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>Four people, including a police officer, were injured in a mass stabbing in Sydney, the latest in a series of stabbing attacks in the city this year, Australian police reported on Sunday.

>Police said in a statement on Sunday morning that four people were "injured following a crash and suspected stabbing a short time ago."
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>>143998661
and the journey was about an hour
she didn't even blow me after i spent $60 to go to her bedsit
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>hok xd
>crom xd
>pear xd

fucking hate zoomers
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giants
saints
dockies
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>rc genuinely thought the power could make a percent deficit to take 1st not realising that they are 8 points behind sydney
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hok tuah xd
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>>143998466
Can’t think of a more unappealing name for a hoe than Bronte
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Bronte is a good name faggot
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>mass stabbing at 'diversity festival'
>ISIS take responsibility
>police raid asylum seeker center and arrest a syrian national
fucking kek
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>Former Collingwood player Jason Cloke spent overnight in hospital after getting king hit in an AFL Masters Queensland over 35s game.
>Queensland Police are investigating the incident that caused the game between Broadbeach Cats, where Cloke is co-captain and coach, and Burleigh Bombers to be called off by umpires.
>The incident occurred in the second quarter after a scuffle broke out between the two sides, with the Burleigh Bombers player wearing No. 22 sent off the ground.
>He then turned back and struck Cloke in the face with an elbow as tempers continued to flare.
>Cloke, 42, was sent to Pindara Private Hospital, with ambulance and police in attendance. The 42-year old spent the night in hospital and underwent a CT scan.
>AFL Masters Queensland president Sam French said the league was awaiting an umpire report before it could take further action.
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>>143999087
The incellic idiot.

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>>143999105
Subjectively correct, but try to directly reply to him next time. Your post takes a more assertive tone when you do that.
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>>143999063
is that like a sex thing?
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>supporting giving (You)s to retards
50,000 plebocrata have been deposited to your account at my local bank
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>>143999323
Who are you referring to mate?

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>>143999321
i hok tuah then i spit on that thing
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rigged
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Is not sexy, it sounds like “Bronco” and it just yells “basic white slut”.
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>>143999515
>just yells
>just

Imagine believing you give your daughter a "sexy" name. How fucked up are you?
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>>143999515
get a grip fuckwit
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>having an opinion this retarded about germanic names
FOWF bronte is based
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>bron-tee
>bron-ko
how do they sound even remotely similar? were you kicked in the head by a horse?
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>Germanic names
Its a bogan as name m8
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>>143999631
are you sure?
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we're put on this earth to enjoy life not to work
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>>143999664
Look at nature. Why do ants work? Do why beavers build dams? You are literally lower than those lifeforms
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>>143999706
because they aren't sentient. thus their consciousness is not wasted on toil
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>Its a bogan as name m8
it's literally a Germanic name you uncultured fuckwit
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I’m going to name my daughter Biancuh
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i'm going to name my daughter Lolita
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>>143999734
pretty sure a beaver is sentient
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HEEM
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>>143999811
>>143999843
I'm going to name both your daughters bitch.
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>thought he could make chud comment about a girls name
>gets shut down
kek this isnt your little incel community champ
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>>143999870
meant for
>>143999843
>>143999875
fuck pedo scum
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>chud comment
>gets shut down by a chud
?
he's not a chud just a baiting fuckwit like you
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>>143999660
what's wrong with emily?
>>
>what's wrong with elizabeth
beth mostly
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dont lash out at me mate cause you got no cheap laughs
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>>143999944
You little clown you hehe
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grim grimlish
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I’ve got a list of names I’d name the daughter I’ll likely never have
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>>143999891
never said when I was going to name them bitch. I'll wait till theyre legal. i'm not micksperg.
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Thunder looms
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lads
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>>143999984
you're going to wait until your daughters are legal to name them?
nonce
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>>143999999
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>>143999999
It ain't us...
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>>144000000
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>>144000010
reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it? shame.
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>>144000072
no but Steven May
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>That wind curve
Holy kek goals are not happening this match
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>>144000094
fuck i forgot footy was on this early
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OH NO NO NO NO FREEKICKBROS
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if giants and blues lose port and fred should just sit on the field having a wank as a draw will get them both what they want
>>
I love hamish and andy and watching streaming slop
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Fucken can’t stand Hamish Blake the annoying unfunny attention seeking cunt
Andy’s alright though
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>>144000168
still have no idea what they're attempting to shill.
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reckon it's retarded and semitic calling afl the cheerleader squad cheerleaders when there are clearly no cheerleaders in sight
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>>144000163
do you reckon travis boak and nat fyfe would make eye contact whilst gooning for 4 quarters?
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>>144000217
boomer box that has all the streaming apps in one UI because they are too spastic to function normally
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>using streaming services
Foxtel is cheaper and you get more
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hate going to the supermarket
too many people
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>>144000258
is that it? and it costs $? holy shit, no way that can possibly be a valid business model.
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>bramble scramble
Based Dwayno, making an elite DKC2 reference
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>>144000311
its the company that runs kayo and binge so its just an additional extra really
>>
>>144000311
the majority of boomers think that digital technology is basically magic they'll never comprehend
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>>144000311
based on what he described it literally just be a smart tv faggot
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>>144000357
That's Crisp
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>>144000294
>he doesnt know about retard hour at coles
ngmi
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>>144000394
it could literally*
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crazy conditions on mars today
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>tfw fatfit
>ride bike 30km a day and do a 5 day split but have a >20% bf
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>>144000394
well yeah, it does exactly what my smart tele does. so it bogglin my noggin that retards would pay money for doing what any tele made in the last 5 years is perfectly capable of doing.
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>>144000438
your telescope must be good
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>>144000442
Bear mode is based
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>>144000294
>>144000417
this
there's an autism hour at coles where they turn off the lights and the music or some shit
never been myself because it's normally around 10 am but it's nice that it's there for dumb neet spastics like me who hate coles radio or who know they play the music they play is because they want you emotional and spending more
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>>144000438
blue sky on mars?
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>>144000482
>>144000417
I've been during then there's the same amount of people it's just dark as fuck. bit more relaxing though
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>>144000458
it's not a smart tv? probs a NUC or a ras pi device then
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>>144000478
my beard isn't good enough to pull it off. maybe one day
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>>144000493
blue sky mine iykwim haha
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I’m not autistic but my eyes are sensitive to bright light so I go to Woolworths which is generally more softly lit
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>yeah we'll go with the wind thanks ma-ack
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Lads, Toby just posted
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Hoping for a based honourable loss for today
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>>144000550
my woolies plays beatles songs pretty regularly which calms me down
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>>144000541
eat a more natty diet
our test levels are at about a quarter or a fifth of what they were during and shortly after world war 2 because of the you know who
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inspired by anon
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Absolute 400IQ play by the Giants here. Avoid Port in the semi and have an easy game against Sydney. This makes Port Adelaide's job easier too.
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>>144000624
Good guy Giants looking out for the AQB
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>>144000624
>semi against bane
lol
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i wouldn't mind having my semi against a bane aflw player iykwim haha
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I got glandular fever from a Japanese girl
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I wouldn't mind driving my semi through bane iykwim
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>>144000805
crisp 'refugee'
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my horny penis syndrome is back
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some spastic has been laughing like a monkey near the mic all day
get lost you peanut
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>>144000790
i was too autistic to get glandular fever from nipponese girls when i knew them
>>144000817
based van of peace chad
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>>144000550
fucking this
hate fluorescent neon white light, everything should be lit by candles
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>dogs
>bane
>hawks
there are more better sides outside the top 4 than the ones in it lol
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>>144000861
Such as?
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>>144000861
If they were better they would be the top 4, grand dad
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>>144000859
wonder why it's okay for (((businesses))) to have high wattage lights but it's not okay for home owners or tenants
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>>144000901
Almost as if they are different types of buildings for different use
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>>144000869
Essendon and Collingwood.

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>>144000920
uhhhh wrong sweaty. it's the jews.
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the worst lights are those in trendy clothes stores. 10 mins in there and I feel like I'm gonna pass out
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>I can’t cop another spray from the boss
Wish every cunt in a dual cab would wind up like this tosser wrapped up around a power pole
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>>144000920
>it's okay for businesses that use more power to be allowed to use more power when homes don't
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>>144000482
DOWN DOWN
PRICES DOWN
COLES MINCE
ITS STAYING DOWN
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>Tipped Gnats
It's so over
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did an absolute monster AGD (after grog dockies)
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>>144000979
Gws don't win unless they are down qt 3qtr time
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>dogs have zooper dooper wenches
where;s MY zooper dooper wench?
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>>144000977
wish i could use uber to get some cunt to buy me food and cook it for me on demand like airtasker but airtasker depends on their schedules and the local uber drives are retards
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>>144000972
Yes, that is correct
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Lads, the Commodore
>why yes my wife does iron my shirts for work
>never stepped foot on a worksite outside of a main compound
>only ever been on sealed roads
>tradies seethe when I drive past them to inspect their (shitty) work
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>Slam Hamsburger
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>>144001037
so you admit climate change is made up bullshit
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>>144001058
I didn't realise that was what we were arguing about. Climate change is absolutely made up
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nice redpilling mick! keep going! you're breaking through!
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>>144001078
that was the entire reason of (((them))) reducing the wattage of domestic light bulbs
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Not sure why everyone gets caught up with jews. Wogs are far worse in my opinion
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>>144001096
no joke, mick's truthnukes made my foreskin grow back. his power is undeniable.
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>>144001149
The wogs are only here because of the jews
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>>144001155
Why were you circumcised in the first place?
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>>144001149
because you're a bluepilled faggot
https://www.gtvflyers.com/
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>>144001050
based meddling clipboard wielder
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>>144001170
Wog detected
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>>144001178
meant redpilled anglo
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Wish I was fucking dead
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>>144001226
Necrophilia is gross
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There’s gonna be another lightning delay
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>>144001149
The racist idiot.
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>says racism is bad
>is racist against semites
?
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>>144001165
Never asked. parents were athiest, dadza was circumcised. but thanks to mickCHAD's devotion to owning the jews, it grew back. and my dick grew 4 inches.
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So micksperg is a wog. Good to know
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>>144001307
most poltrannies aren't white.
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bubbles
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>>144001270
fat wog fake doctor
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Lachie Whitfield on track for 50 touches lads
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>>144001270
>>144001291
>says it's a religion not a race
>claim racism
?
>>
it's not snow it's bubbles
>>
>drive everywhere with my UHF
>troll channel 40 incessantly
>truckies absolutely seething
I’m a simple man that enjoys the simple pleasures in life
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>>144001357
Ah yes… the religion called Semitism…
>>
in year 9 I used to incessantly troll the 3 indian call centre because it was free and you could keep the on the line for ages
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>>144001318
unironically this
>>144001376
reckon it's the religion called judaism
>>
BontempELITE
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fucking gws resting players and playing like shit to make the rest of the day more boring
>>
this Ballarat doctor is insane
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>>144000979
i tipped the teams i wanted to lose (gws, carlton, port). i already got 6/6 so far this round so idc if i get them wrong
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>>144001442
trip on peter lalor iykwim haha
>>
wtf was that
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>kingys golf swing
Kingys gonna flog the shit outta that cunt during 3QT
>>
KEK that wind is crazy
>>
>kingys wrx swerve
Kingys gonna flog the shit outta that crown during nap
>>
Haven’t eaten today, all I’ve had is a milkybar
>>
might go get some junk food from woolies
>>
Gonna get some kfc
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>>144001497
Grab us some twix pods, yogo and a choccy oak
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>>144001523
too much sugar. get some salt in ya
>>
finna break out the meat and cheese
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>>144001506
dumb fucking retards gave me the smallest fucking pieces 1 month ago
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>>144001540
based
>>144001497
>>144001484
>>144001506
eat some fruit you sad fucks
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>>144001545
I always get burger meals, can’t go wrong getting gypped with small pieces of chicken
The zinger stacker combo looms
>>
i'm so much fucking better than all of you
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>>144001557
don't like fruit. too sweet
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>>144001529
I already had a chicken curry bowl from sushi train, thanks to jaghdeep singh dropping it off for me (didn’t tip)
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>>144001572
*fatter
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>>144001568
their hot and crispy isn't bad but it'd be better if they gave it in amounts of more than 2
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It's too windy to rain you idiots. Don't you know basic meteorology?
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>>144001587
i'm not in smellbin anymore retard
don't you know basic reading comprehension
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Haven’t eaten today
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>>144001587
>He hasn't seen sideways rain
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>>144001580
Doubt. I’m 165kg
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gws are fucking useless
>>
>>144001606
trip on fatguts
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Was talking to bloke from Brisbane, said hardly anyone gives a shit about footy there, all rugby country he said
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>>144001607
You'll be fucking useless after I put you in hospital mate
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>getting outplayed against this wind
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>>144001621
jeez ya think?
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>>144001628
Why does the gas coach look like a malaka?
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>>144001621
seething nrlsperg
lions get better crowds than dolphins lol
>>
Fucking hate the dogs lads
>>
hate fucking dogs lads
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i was just watching clockwork orange last night
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>>144001621
>retard learns about the barassi line
iykwim haha
>>
deenz on toast coming up
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>CARLTON defender Mitch McGovern is a late withdrawal from the Blues' must-win game against St Kilda at Marvel Stadium this afternoon.
Phew no Carltank this September
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problem?
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>>144001742
nah watch saints collapse and ruin everyone's fun
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>>144001738
meant deez on cheez tv iykwim haha
>>
>>144001621
I like all sports except rugby. Can't conceive how people could be compelled by a game of glorified all over red rover
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>>144001755

they follow results and dont actually watch games
i've lived in brissy btw
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>>144001753
this confuses the gen z idiot
>>
love a buttermich

just nothing but a thick layer of butter on a sandwich
>>
finna migrate to firefox.
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>>144001822
you can have a thick layer of my butter on a sandwich if you'd like big boy
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Just bought a Kitchenaid.
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Loom looking bad bros
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>>144001883
whats her name
>>
Loom looking GOOD
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>>144001745
>couldn't post the actual webm
>>144001926
his name you homophobic retard
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>16-19 free kicks with 15min to go
the fuck?
>>
>the weather rig
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0/6 in the tips looking good for 0/7 how do I complete the tank from here
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no lightning please
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name my band
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>>144000577
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>>144002043
/cric/
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>>144002043
bardot
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>>144002043
The missing eyebrows
>>
anyone remember that adelaide storm of 2016 where the whole power grid was off. that was fun
>>
>>144001587
huh
>>
game theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We_DLCYDaYw
>>
does anyone reckon the whole lightning thing is a psyop? (aka rigging)
dont recall ever seeing it before last year
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>>144002072
most of this general was probably 10 years old back then.
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remember when the stadium light caught on fire and went out?
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oh no

oh no
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dogs v hawks elim is the grand final really
>>
Sneederatore
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>>144002043
meth mostly
>>
kingy just said this broke them
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>>144002072
was that just before or just after musk said he was going to plant batteries in adelaide
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>>144002122
gabba?!
gabba!
what a blackout!
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>>144002149
Kingy is micksperg
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Thanks dogbros
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I drink black coffee and basically all coffee tastes largely the same to me. how do people who drink "coffee" which is mostly milk even differentiate between good and bad coffee?
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>>144002187
freo will knock you to third kek
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The ‘ti
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I seriously hate how Gill has rigged this sport against Fremantle. It’s so fucking Joever. As if the Giants were tipped to lose against the Dogs for this game.
>>
if farlton lose then peemantle choke at home you might have to fold the club.
>>
>>144002204
do ever think about the shit you post? or is this just your only outlet for the rot that occupies your head?
>>
>>144002223
which one
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>>144002230
no I just post stream of consciousness
>>
for me its the sperg that asks for instructions on how to do basic tasks
like going to the pub alone
>>
Rory Lobb a cock in my arse - 3 votes
>>
Jobbin Giants
>>
DOGS = GODS
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>>144002245
so both. ok. i'll ignore you then. you don't need to trip on.
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>it's another must win game from 9th episode
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my brothers
just returned from innabush for four days
dosn prelim 25
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>>144002273
no need to be so rude
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>>144002216
Maybe if Fremante pledged their allegiance to the AQB then this wouldn't have happened.

I say "maybe", as it's unlikely Fremantle would've got this far without umpires assistance anyway.
>>
if you actually drank black coffee you'd know it's not mostly milk you dumb fucking retard
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>>144002290
Carlton are 8th HOWEVER
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Freo, way to go
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>>144002290
calm down stavros. fix yourself a souvlaki
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what if all teams joined in the ATB
>>
cute asian girl wearing hat with pony tail going thru back gf 2025
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>>144002309
uhhh mate, I think you need to read his post again.
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*fucks with your heart*
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>>144002314
>>
smelly essendon grand final 2025
>>
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
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>>144002335
>carlton
>impLYON you'll make finals
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>yeah, just beat the team 2nd on the ladder that you lost to earlier in the year bro
HOLY GRIM
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>>144002335
read this in fergies voice
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>>144002328
>how do people who drink "coffee" which is mostly milk
>anon is clearly talking about black coffee
>black coffee does clearly not have milk
reckon you need to read mate
>>
port will play a team they lost by 80 to in a prelim lol
>>
More like blueFAGers, right gang?
>>
>>144002379
>anon drinks black coffee
>whos what it tastes like, can tell if its good or bad
>wonders how people who mix milk with their coffee knows if their coffee is good or bad
your move
>>
>mfw someone is being anglo-saxon near me
>>
NEWIE

>>144002416
>>144002416
>>144002416
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>>144002321
Gambling CEOs and AFL board members would commit mass suicide.



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