also /think/
>raped bitch>eat cock randy>just like my islanders
>>143995250Is that jacques?
Pretty neat how Craig Button put Columbus in a blender.
>>143995281Retard
craig button is top 5 biggest retards on planet earth history maybe top 3
>>143995357Cope his name is on the Stanley cup that means he’s good
>>143995357There are at least 10 guys here more retarded the difference is their decisions have no consequences
>>143995502Based I hope I made the cut
At the end of mission impossible 2, tom cruise kicks a gun up, in the sand, and slides it in the hand to shoot the bad guy before getting shotIt is like 3 or 4 hard to impossible things happening at the same time
What do you feel when you see a /hoc/ post not by any of the big four flags
>>143995741I cringe
>The American Hockey League is mandating the use of cut-resistant neck protection by all players and on-ice officials. The change, announced Friday, goes into effect for the 2024-25 season following a unanimous vote by the AHL board of governors.>Cut-resistant socks and wrist sleeves were previously required for AHL skaters and officials heading into the 2023-24 season. Now all players, referees and linespersons -- regardless of experience or tenure in the league -- must add approved cut-resistant neck protectors to their equipment.>The AHL joins a small list of professional hockey leagues to set new standards for protective apparel following Adam Johnson's death in October 2023. Johnson, 29, was playing for the Nottingham Panthers of England's Elite Ice Hockey League when he suffered a neck laceration from an opponent's skate blade during a Champions Cup game. A man was subsequently arrested on suspicion of manslaughter.
START THE DAMN SEASON BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>143995925NOT until Demko is healed, in fact DELAY the season so that way he will be able to play in the preseason.
twenty (20) minutes until i hit the bar for two beers and a shot of whiskey after work
twenty (20) minutes until i still didn't ask
>>143995986I asked.
>>143995969Retard
>>143995969Drinking is for degenerates who slowly kill themselves and immiserate the lives of everyone else around them.We should all be teetotalers, like President Trump is.
Can we get to >>144000000 before midnight?
>>143996022
Which are the big 4 flags of /hoc/?
>>143996092
>>143996112Retard
why didnt shannon ever comment on the passing of bobby hull?
Was just looking in the the tv guide and saw NHL network has something on called ice queens which is about black women playing hockey. Why does Gary do this?
colorado avalanche news:rantanen is likely to resign at some point but nobody's in a hurrylandeskog will probably play this seasonthis has been your my avsies update
>>143996252for Good Boy Points from the NAACP, that's whyget your Rainbow Leg Warmers and stick tape ready to go, honey
>>143996302what about him
>>143996311Good goy**
season needs to start asap, i'm watching fucking CFL right now
>>143996312just checked, my sources are saying he is indeed still obsessed
>>143996399Retard
>>143996427what are you watching?
cut down the r-word use
>>143996454rags?
>>143996022>immiseratenot a word, rapey
>>143996312
>>143996609A] You're still a loser and always will beB] I didn't post that AND you're fucking wrong as fuck as usual
You guys ARE keeping up to date with the latest Dangle vids, right?
>>143996654nu-male doesn't even begin to fully describe this
>>143996654No, I rely on you for that the rest of my feed is Dangle free
>>143996654why would I care about this bitch that only covers his shit team
>>143996666>>143996666>>143996666>>143996666>>143996666>>143996666
>>143996438Going to my buddies house
>>143996650I'm man enough to take the L when I'm wrong
>>14399665450k view andy lol
>>143996654Retard
>>143996824why don't you just stop attacking people randomly in here? that would be awesome actually and also, your repeated use of the term "rape" signifies some very serious antisocial mental health issues and it makes me worry you might start using that word in public inappropriately just out of sheer repeated use and get in legal trouble >not a mental health counselor, but I know a few
>>143997042Why don't you blow it out your ass how would that be?
>>143996112>Canada >USA >Finland >Sweden I wish /hoc/ had more euros
>>143997128why don't you look up "Tourette's Syndrome" on the wiki
>>143996707have fun and bring beer! :)
The raped pedo is here. Thread is doomed already
>>143997141we have Czech and other Baltic and Macedonian flags here, but only when it's an IIHF competition or Oly or something of the like
>>143997208I'm surprised there aren't more czechs/swiss. /IIHF/ is always fun
>>143997150Oh Bob saget!
>>143997263we're lucky that the population is small and the tempo slow enough for it to still be enjoyable I can't imagine if Gary ever makes hockey as popular as kickball, can you?? Do you ever visit one of those soccer threads when it's a global deal? I saw the South African job and that was enough for me, spam city.. fuck that.. >fucking vuvus
Clean it up in here, you filthy animals.
>>143997366
>>143997379Shut up dude
>>143997179You're here? oh no
>>143996031I doubt it
>>143997400I give it some serious thought, how about that? Deal?
>>143997150FUCK SALT
>>143997379If only Gary knew how to grow the game properly. He needs to host exhibition games in Japan and Italy
>>143997263smaller userbase in general across the whole site>Searching for posts from ‘Czech Republic’. Returning only first 1000 of 1380021 results found.>Searching for posts from ‘Switzerland’. Returning only first 1000 of 1637705 results found.>Searching for posts from ‘Finland’. Returning only first 1000 of 5747716 results found.>Searching for posts from ‘Sweden’. Returning only first 1000 of 6251221 results found.
>>143997421Are you finally understanding that nobody wants you here? all you do is get constantly picked on in here. you could go do literally anything else it would be a better use of your limited time.
>>143997495I see. I guess Czech/Swiss aren't autistic enough to use /sp/ whereas Finland shitposts a ton per capita
It's saturday night, relax and grab yourself a drink
>>143997544rapey said no booze
>>143997470The nhl could easily gain ground in japan, france and australia if it wanted to.
wait, people actually live in finland?
>>143997470expanding territory is a big money move and I think Gary should focus on the home front>barricade the foundation of the PWHL, and NHL2: the future of Minor League Puck
>>143997575where do you think goalies come from?
>finnish goaltending
>>143997572don't forget about Spain
>>143997566then grab yourself a virgin pina colada
>>143997572You'd think that but France isn't interested in Hockey
>>143997579His interns drafted a powerpoint of potential exhibition games as their final assignment
>>143997655>DBPP: Gary Editionsounds divine
I’ve been posting on the big brother thread instead of /hoc/. It’s done wonders for my mental health. Maybe I’ll just permanently stop posting here.
>>143997709/tv/ is even worse than /hoc/. migrate to a better board like /fit/
>>143997709we'll miss you, but we understand that you need to grow and blossom and progress as a person and such, girlfriend>go find your joy
>>143996650based>>143996609lmao fucking retard
Big brother is brainrot. you have to be a total retard to watch that shit seriously
>>143997633Feels like they want to have a team in every single team sport. They were shit in volleyball 15 years ago, now they are 2 times olympic champions.
>>143997727>>143997839This is why I’m leaving.
>Straya and Zealand combine leagues and have a proper schedule during the summer>Japan and South Korea join forces and expand A league so it's more watchable >Spain, Britain, France and friends create a western yurop hockey league in the same spirit as North America's international pro league pipe dreams are fun
Why do Fins dress like autists?
>>143997949Were any of the batman villains canonically finnish
>>143997922But where?
>>143997949should have dyed half his head black and change the tie for effect
>>143997922/tv/ doesn't even have a wiki
>>143997976What about the penguin?
Hockey player gf hockey player gf
>>143997949I blame the effects of sauna exposure
>>143998068Better start going to PWHL games and hanging around back
I regret not attending fan fest
help me out /hoc/I know you dont care about the sharks because >we're in a rebuild, but they signed some highly touted prospect a few months ago on a freebie basically and I cant remember who it was. I know celebrini and they just got askarov, but this was...march of this year I think?
>>143997929If only putin had succeeded in making a unified europuck league
>>143998123Retard
>>143998143The sharks won't be as bad as last year but they have to swim upstream to reach playoffs. Give them a couple more years
Collin graf, I think thats who it was>>143998178No, I know that, Im just looking through their prospects pool
>>143998143Collin Graf? I have no idea who that is I just looked up "sharks college udfa." The process is pretty played out by now and the guys probably all have the same agents, makes sense to sign for one of the shittiest teams in the league and kind of grow into your guaranteed spot.
nigga just got kwab'd in the lions game
>>143998205Celebrini will be a big deal but less than bedard
>>143998228shit time of year for it
>>143998228lol stupid fucking canadian this isn't the soccer thread. GTFO
>>143998143I like the Sharks now. Grier has done a good job acquiring assets. He's not nearly as bad a GM as /hoc/ claims he is.
>>143998149i suppose anything is achievable
>>143998151I didn't know who would show up :(
>>143998219>>143998205They really named this nigga after skates
>>143998143>>143998219Any relation to Steffi Graf???
thinking about hockey
>>143998593please look forward to it
>>143998593I am interested in your musings on empty net goals.Any thoughts on a secondary assist on an empty net goal?
>>143998638I agree with the concept
you can tell someone is a nu-hockey fan because they harp about secondary assists.
>>143998652I think they are disrespectful and would be disgraced to have that be my only point on the night
Huomenta but the opposite
>>143998728
>>143998707t. McSecondary
>>143998728nn anon
>>143998813love me skanks
I am really excited to see Rempe take another step in development. I envision him to be a wrecking ball third line center within the next season or two.
>>143998903Rempe won't even make the team out of camp
>>143998959My Wolf Packies :)
remember when: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deathskwab go flames
hockey soonmy team is going to win the stanley cupyour team? don't make me laugh
>>143999202Tim Horton drove his car into a Tim Horton's
>>143999261Ryan O'Reilly got traded to Buffalo and promptly did the same
>>143999238
>>143997405Retard
>>144000000>>143999999Soon
>>143999488
>>143999488I’m ready
Crosby will never make the playoffs again
>>143999603Same
>>143999614Just like my islanders
>>143999614He needs to move to Colorado to make one final run
>>143999669Syd's vain and thinks one team is good enough
>>143999614Kevin hayes and bulju
>>143999687I respect his dedication to Pittsburgh
MacKinnon vs McDavid is the new Crosby vs Ovi
>>143999261He died in a blaze of glory
>>143999779Except mackinnon and mcdavid are shit
>>143997544had three beers, a shot, and some tendies at the bar. just cracked open a brewski at home
>>143999261Retard>>143999370Jen
>>143999827MacKinnon is a generational talent
>>143999836Based enjoy yourself
>>143999855Retard
>>143995281/hoc/ is a flat circle of gimmicks
mackinnon appeared on trailer park boys once, that still doesn't make him generational
>>143999924That’s still a sign of being a legend
/HOC/ RUNS /SP/THE NHL WILL ENTER A NEW GOLDEN AGEWAGMI
/mlb/ get in /hoc/cubs won that game btw
>>144000000>>143999999My penguins (:
bartender girl recap:- one is old like 50- one is fat and on maternity leave- one is somewhere between 36 and 44 and is very sweet and slim but looks like she's partied a lot- one is 20 years old and cute but retarded idk how she's allowed to serve alcohol if she isn't of age- one moved here last week and is kinda cute but has a firefighter bf- the cutest one is probably about 23 and is dating a literal retard but he's a nice guythe 50 year old "hello fellow kids"esque jewish woman got fired for being trashed on the job
>>143999999 /hoc/ used to run /sp/
>>144000004Ask them for their eliteprospects pages
>>143999998So fucking close
>>144000004Those are some quality women. Which one makes the best drinks?
Where does Marner sign in a year?
We aren't all going to make it.
>>144000045Sad
>>144000096My islanders
>>144000150Only a certain number of us will. TBG and Stephen aren’t making it
>>144000198For too much and too long again?
>>144000238nah it's probably gonna be you
>>144000276Thanks
>>144000267The Lou special (:
>>144000096Utah
>>144000004Nigga youre a loser
How long until the Flames trade Ratmouse Andersson?
>>144000473He’s overrated shit so the sooner the better.
>>144000473Which team do yall think will be really bad this upcoming season?The Sharks will most likely still be bad this season but I predict the Flames will be bad. They basically traded most of their key players except for Kadri, Backlund, and Hubby (which I think Kadri is on his way out). They're on their way to an absolute tear down and begin their rebuild. The only bright spot for the Flames is watching Dustin Wolf (Bay Area native baby!)
>>144000473It would be nice if they had, for example, Adam Fox
>>144000587>Bottom of the barrelFlames, Sabres, Blue Jackets, Ducks>Bad, but a tinge of hope for the futureSharks, Blackhawks>Think they are a good team but they are actually bad and will miss the playoffsMinnesota, Seattle, Arizona, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, WinnipegI'm still torn on Montreal, not sure if they will be bad with a tinge of hope or a borderline playoff team fighting for the wildcard
>>144000718
>>144000826The east is going to have like 5 or 6 teams fighting for a wild card spot again. The west could send the same 8 teams to the playoffs, nobody who missed the playoffs really improved.
>>143999998/hoc/ loses again LMAOOOO
laine redemption ark will hit different
>>144000826this guy simps for canadians KWAB
>>144000884pure delusion who are the wild card teams? detoilet? ottawa? kek
>>144001135sorry I said the flame are bottom of the barrel.
>>144001147the fumes are worse than the bottom of the barrel, they are too bad to get a good pick and even if they do they won't pick anyone good
>>144000826me on the right
Fuck Gary
>>144001257For what
not seeing any>rags>rags>rags
>>144001312yeah whats going on here
>>144001168They would have made the playoffs if they kept kylington. Guy is dynamic
>rags>laffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBInnwV21DM
>rags
>>144000473Purge the Swedes. Only two more to go.
Auston Mathews showed lots of leadership this past playoffs. Give him the Messier award
>>144001514why does the mark messier leadership award even exist
>>144001507swedes are natural born winners
>>143995741Excitement!
>>144001858So that when you get cancer and still put up 30 tucks you can get recognized
>>144001514How come nobody knows how to spell Auston Matthews' name
>>1440004101993
benis
PENIS
this general and the people still using it 15 years after it was good are pathetic
>>144003525Just like my islanders
>>144003525>t-this g-genKWAB
how do you feel about finland?
first archived hoc thread where
>>144003712https://old.sage.moe/sp2/thread/150/#q150could it be this one?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAK W A BWAB
>>144003761this is the thread. thank you finland
>>144003701pain
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
I think I have neck cancer
Näshville Prödätörs
i made 400 europeez selling AI art i claimed as self made yesterday. Hbu?
>>144006023Congrats on doubling your monthly income paperboy.
>pg 3 on a saturday nightdead sportdead general
>Dallas Stars broadcasters Daryl “Razor” Reaugh and Josh Bogorad were signed to contract extensions on Wednesday. They’ve been the broadcast duo for Stars television and radio broadcasts for the last seven seasons.
>>144006676Unironically the best duo
Huomenta
Oilers arent making it past the first round without Broberg and Holloway
>>144008498Didn't the Oilers do fine without those two? If anything the Blues could've spent way too much on guys who are unproven at best.
>>144007135No, peasant.
>>144008601Blues are missing playoffs again
>>144008601Take a look at their bottom 3 D. It's beyond ugly. Their bottom 6 and goaltending is almost as bad.
>>144002229Who?
>>144002192>tucksTrannys OUT
>>144006023Based was it porn?
>>144008703Blues or Oilers? Because that point can apply to both
>>144009504Jen
40 days until hockey returns
>>144010186Sad
>>144010343I know. I wish it were fall already
You wish it was fall every year
>>144010782I don’t fall sucks
>>144011029your face sucks
No cooming now, gents
>>144011177Just like my islanders
>>144010782Same. It's my favorite season
>>144011279Good morning
>>144011249I'll save that for bedtime
How was service today?
>>144011932No, no! Hold the line!
Kings signed a goalie
>>144012456Just the guy they needed to finally beat the Oilers in the first round
Uh oh!
>>144012633Nobody is gonna get the money for either, and Draisaitl is a dumbfuck if he goes to San Jose or Dallas.
>>144012650When Bennett and Verhaeghe leave, Florida will be able to sign Drai for $9.5m.And teams will move heave and earth for McDavid.McDavid is a big enough faggot to stay and rot, but you're delusional if you think Draisaitl is even entertaining extension talks.
>>144012725What makes you so adamant that draisaitl doesn't want to sign with the oilers and he's not signing for anything under 12 million dollars
>>144012795>What makes you so adamant that draisaitl doesn't want to sign with the oilers The part where he lives in Edmongolia and despises your evil media and has never committed to re-signing when asked.>and he's not signing for anything under 12 million dollarswe've seen several star players take several million below market value to get the fuck away from one franchise and/or pick their ideal situation.
>>144012827why would he take less to get the fuck away from the team that just went to game 7 of the stanley cup final
>>144012827If he likes Edmonton then why does it bother you?>we've seen several star players take several million below market value to get the fuck away from one franchise and/or pick their ideal situation.This has happened like five times, and saying "star" is stretching it.
Name one (1) time a player ACTUALLY took less money
>>144012905Panarin. he rejected a gigantic 13M+ offer from the Blue Jackets to play for the Rangers.
>>143995281Good post finlan. I doubt your commentary will be reflected on :(
>>144012932There is no fucking way the teds wanted to give panarin 13 sheets for two 28 goal seasonswhere do you get these rumors from
>>1440129602019. There was also a rumor the Islanders offered about 12M. https://www.dispatch.com/story/sports/nhl/columbus-blue-jackets/2019/07/01/after-rejecting-blue-jackets-huge/4784850007/
>>144012905Crosby
>>144012850Because when the Goylers negotiate with him, that's there single only selling point.>"You and Connor almost dragged us kicking and screaming to the Cup despite all the incompetence and how we've set you up to fail.">>144012855He demonstrably does not like Edmonton.>This has happened like five times, and saying "star" is stretching it.Reinhart, Forsling, Slavin, Malkin, Letang, Hall, Gaudreau, Pietrangelo, Hedman, Stamkos (2016), etc.
>>144013017>Reinhart, Forsling, Slavin, Malkin, Letang, Hall, Gaudreau, Pietrangelo, Hedman, Stamkos (2016), etc.You snuck in Gaudreau when he got paid about 10M
>>144012989>sources confirmed, which would have carried a $12 million cap hit.so in reality he took 400 grand less than what columbus offered, not "millions"
>>144012999Retard It was the 2nd biggest contract in the league when he signed it
>>144013026Gaudreau rejected $10.5m x 8y from Alberta and took $9.75m x 7y from fucking Cobumble.
>>144013064>the best player in the league (at the time) not getting the biggest contractSounds like he left money on the table to me.
>>144013017>reinhartnot a star>forslingoverrated >slavin he sucks>malkin No he didn't >letangno he didn't >halllocker room cancer that nobody wants>gaudreau kek>pietrangelo How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that pietrangelo of all people took less>hedmanno he didn't >stamkos no he didn't
>>144013053$13m x 8y from Cobumble$12m x 7y from JLMI$11.6m x 7y from New YorkYou may cope now
>>144013109the article you posted stated columbus offered 12 millionwhere is your source that he was offered 13?
>>144013107>>reinhart57 goals, 4th in Selke votes, led Cup winners' forwards in Time on Ice>>forslingForsling is not overrated. He's a top 10-20 defenseman in the league and just led the Cup winners in Time on Ice>>slavin You're bad at evaluating hockey talent. Slavin is one of the best defenders in the NHL>>malkin >>Letangboth EASLIY would have gotten $8m+ offers on the market>>hallRecent Hart winner walked away from two huge contracts>>gaudreau cope>>pietrangelo >How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that pietrangelo of all people took lessI went back and actually you're right. He took same total value from Vegas, just higher AAV to compensate for one fewer year.>Hedmanyes he did>>stamkos Loofs backed up the brinks truck when he settled for $8.5m
>>144013186slavin is a pussy who gets bullied in the playoffs
>>144013098Sidney Crosby was just coming off a season where he got concussed again
>>144013186Letang and Malkin getting 8M plus at their age is not good. Especially Malkin since he’s slowing down tremendously. I love the guy but he isn’t 8M material anymore.
>>144013186>reinhartnobody wants to overpay just because a player had 1 hot season >forslingundersized >malkin/letang old fucks that nobody is offering 8 mil for. letang literally had another stroke last year>hallthe least deserving hart trophy of all time + whiny little bitch >hedman8 million for a 33 year old defenceman is not taking a paycut>stamkosStammer only used the maple leafs to get a bigger contract with tampa bay
cant wait to write lainee in all caps again
>>144013457LAINE (enters NHL player rehabilitation program)
>>144013125Didn't Gaudreau take the teds' lesser offer over Jersey so his wife could be closer to work?
>>144003761>Would I trust Conklin in net in the playoffs? WELL JUST ASK EDMONTONlmao, >soilers posts from 2008. things never change
>>144013482delete
>>144013356>>reinhart>nobody wants to overpay just because a player had 1 hot seasonNylander got $11.5m for one hot season. Reinhart had a projected value of $11.6m according to The Athletic's contract calculator. >>forsling>undersizedForsling is 6'1" and has great reach>>malkin/letang >old fucks that nobody is offering 8 mil for. letang literally had another stroke last yearthey would have gotten it though>>hall>the least deserving hart trophy of all time + whiny little bitchcope>>hedman>8 million for a 33 year old defenceman is not taking a paycutI'm talking about his 2017 contract, which was below market value.And you're contradicting yourself because Letang was a 34-year-old $7m defenseman who just finished 8th in Norris, and he took a paycut. >>stamkos>Stammer only used the maple leafs to get a bigger contract with tampa bayExactly. Stamkos turned down bigger money to stay in a desirable market.
>>144013186Reinhart was a Barkov babby
>>144013598Nylander had back to back 40 goal seasonsForsling is 6'0" and anything under 6'2" is small for defencemen in the nhl>they would'vewe don't count we would'ves herehedman didn't win the norris until 2 years after his contract was signed. the norris winner the year it was signed was only paid 7 millionTampa Bay was the only team that could offer stamkos an 8th year. No reliable source ever revealed the maple leafs' contract offer. It is extremely possible that stamkos would've made more money in total with the added 8th year than what the leafs offered. Ryan Kennedy of The Hockey News valued him at approximately 9 million AAV. his contract was 68 million over 8 years. if the leafs offered 9.5 over 7 years it would still be 2.8 million dollars less than what tampa offered
>>144003761>Hey. You. Stop it with the overused nationalistic jokes, you're making me look bad.
>>144003761>79 posts/hoc/ never had the makings of a varsity general
>>144003761Reading the Ray Emery posts made me feel eerie. especially knowing how he diedAlso that one guy was bang on about Sundin. he did not waive his no trade
>>144003761It's refreshing to see people actually discuss hockey and not just a string of 1 word buzzword posts
for me it's the golden knights
>demands a trade>never specify why>just said the training camp with the Jets last season ''didn't feel right''So we can pretty much confirm that it was about Canadian taxes, but he didn't want to tell the Jets so that it would come out to the public.
>>144014799Winnishit should know better than signing Americans by now. Only nordics and Canadians can take the depressing life there
>>144014981Just like my Flames
>>144014799He can't earn any more money until his ELC is upBowness just didn't like this little shit's attitude and realized he would be a bust and bullied him out of the organization
>>144014625Cope
>the River Cope, which runs through the Feels Valley, home of the county seat and capital city of (You)
>>144012633
>>144014799here's the reason: https://www.google.com/maps/@49.8880407,-97.0927219,33625m/
I don't know if I'm gay anymore
>>144015086lol flamer faggot
>>144015566Cozy
>>144015685>sparse traffic in this areaThat sounds great. Who doesn't want sparse traffic? Rutger is a God damn moron
My Wild will have /hoc/ seethin' all season, yet again.
>>144015909who?
>>144015947
>>144013482nah he's scoring 40 this year
>>144015807Cozy is just codeword for boring desu
>>144015909To win a championship, the Wild need to become a chaotic and dysfunctional organization
>>144015685Winnipeg seems like a city that David Lynch would create
>>144016206who?
>>144015697Same. I want to reproduce
The Lynchian team of record are the Sabies
ALGERIA WINS THE LATM CUP DESTROYING EGYPT 7-2 LETS FUCKING GO LADShttps://www.flohockey.tv/live/125520
>>144016262who?
>>144015909/hoc/ will laugh at you again
>>1440162828-2L E T 'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144003761It's only fitting
I wonder if there is an archive of the 2010 gold medal gamethread out there. I've always wondered what the thread's reaction was
>>144016403I doubt anyone cared enough to post about it 2bh
>>144016403I bet there is. I still remember watching that game in 6th grade
>>144016446/hoc/ already ran /sp/ by 2010
>>144000000
>>144016487It's a big get for college football
>>144016487I was close>>143999998
>>144016514If only you had gotten it :(
>>144016514>cfb and turnleft getsThe South runs /sp/
>>144016523I’ve gotten plenty before it you have to get the timing just right ):
>>143995741Whats the big four, Finland, Russia, Sweden and Canada?
>>144016542We'll get the 144444444
>>144016555Russia, Sweden, Canada and the U.S.
>>144016555You're forgetting the current WJC champs
>he thinks finland is in the big four
>>144016556Based!
Im afraid trips confirm
>>144016575But it is
Mother fuck the big four nigga it's just big me
>>144016606Quads show the truth
>>144016618How's nova scotia this time of the year?
15 days
Ernst and Young runs the draft lottery they're in the big four
>>144016664until liiga returns?
The big 5
will it be kino?
>>144016759All me
>September 5
>>144016875do europoors really
niiiice
>>144016892as a Eurasian, I'm sure you wouldn't, but really? Honestly? Ok...
Watching another nations national sport is submissive as fuck
>>143996022President Biden is also a teetotaler. Kamala, on the other hand, is a walking /druk/ thread
reminder that it's alreayd been 5 years since /hoc/ island was created
>>144016960>*loses Championship Trophy for over three decades*
>>144017003Just like my islanders
he shoots...
chlel
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>>144017050HE SCORES!HENDERSON!!
>>144017095April 17, 2022
>>144016875Unless we win the tournament it's a net loss with all the traveling. And you play a bunch of less skilled teams so you're in risk of having key players getting injured.
>>144017414Man, that's a pretty negative attitude, Svvenden
>>144017460He's being a realist not negative, retard
>>144017530Man, that's pretty retarded, Maplestahn
>>144017564Man can you shut up
>>144017594Why are you interrupting me, I was talking to SvvedenYou shut the fuck up and fuck off in that order
>>144017460It's not an attitude, it's true. And since there are no owners in the SHL, an organization has to be careful with money and a losing money from flying around Europe means less money to the salary budget and that usually means a worse team and a worse team can in a worse case scenario mean relegation.
>>144017659yeah, it's hard to see from the perspective of an NHL fan>relegation, what's that??and such...
>>144017659Fax that process over. We need to relegate canada.
keep it civil, guys.
>>144016960I don't care. I'm still watching
>>144017718stop being raped
>>144017659what a stupid continent kek
>>144017657Touched a nerve eh?
>>144017001Who wants to update it next weekend?
>>144017775kek what a sub
>>144017050>ding
>>144017793what a bunch of losers here yikes
>>144017791i could do it, i'm the one who created the original
>>144017791That would be redundant since Planet Retard is already in the works
>>144017808Thanks. Do It Again is the new national anthem
>>144017807meant for >>144017791
>>144017828the only losers are those fags on /hoc/ mountain
>>144017095It's a little early for christmas sweaters
>>144017814planet retard would have an excellent hockey team
>>144017814Where's the space station?
me? habs.
Roope got married. Finns are the worst dressers istg
>>144017880>not having a white shoeretard
>>144017880guy on the right looks like he's about to score 40
>>144017880I'm da joker baby
>>144017880He looks like a villain in batman
>>144017838only the true rejects end up there
>>144017841oh my, I know I can't wait till winter gets here... >also, it's the coolest day in months and I'm wearing a cardigan just cause
habs? suck.
>>144017899two face, lad>>144017901
>>144017951Exactly who I was thinking of
>>144017942nah that's (you) actually
>>144017964I know you are but what am I
>>144017984you know what you are
>>144017942they're staying at the bottom of the atlantic like the titanic
convinced me that Utah won't go deep into the playoffs this season
>>144018012Dallas will use all their gas knocking them out in the 1st or 2nd round
>>144016556Hopefully
>>144018012They suck jlmi
>>144018012they'll make playoffs but they lack the experience to go deep
>>144018012I hope their goal song is 50 cent in da club or something else club-related
>>144018012They'll get to the 2nd round which isn't a deep run to most people
>>144018058It needs to be mormon approved music
>>144018058someone should e-mail Fiddy, or call his agent or somethingthat's a dynamite idea, lad... TNT
>>144018024Can Dallas win the west next season?
>>144018074you are braindead if you think thats a good idea
Gary just sent me a Telegram pm. He reassured me the Utah Hockey Club is making a deep playoff run but couldn't elaborate because the guy who runs Telegram got arrested.
>>144018084Probably yeah
>>144018110Boy do I have news for you!
>>144018024>>144018034>>144018047>>144018061Thank you, very convincing arguments, one and all>>144018058>>144018071the local radio station will already have a Mormon-approved cut ready to go
>>144018113That's why Gary sends me faxes
>>144018119They're not going to choke to edmonton again
>>144018143Buddy, shut up
>>144018143Switchfoot? Reliant K?
>>1440180841st or 2nd round exit at best kek
>>144018163I see Edmonton bombing hard this year. Vegas too. Nashville will be way more competitive tho I think.
>>144018197Edmonton was way too much hype and Vegas is missing playoffs. I like Nashville's odds
>>144018187Doubt that I think they finally eke into the scf this year
The utah utahs lost fourteen (14) straight games last year theyre not making the playoffs just because they added *checks notes* Michael Kesselring and Ian Cole
>>144018110have you ever met a Mormon before?
>>144018213Nashville just signed a bunch of senior citizens they suck
>>144018217they got much worse than last year and the last two years they choked in the conference final that was their ceiling
>>144018301>they got much worse than last yearWhat kind of cope is that? Pavs and Suter were ancient the team was already doing well before Tanev and they’ve got an insanely good young core.
>>144018251I think they think that basically every player on the roster has taken a another step in their development in the 6 months since they last played.
>>144018301Bourque/Johnston/Stankoven is gonna be litty tf are you on about
>>144018197Edmonton bombed hard last year and they still managed to recover and have home ice in the first round
>>144018413I think they’ll bomb harder this time around though
>>144018379interesting hockey related post, thank you. the repercussions of the kyle beach rape case continue to affect joel quenneville's career even to this day
Speaking of rape are oilers fan still mad that they hired Stan bowman?
>>144018395Matt Dumba Ilya Lyubushkin d pair kek
>>144018470I fail to see how that’s any worse than Nils/Suter. Thats a pretty one for one swap. Got anything else retard?
>>144018422Edmonton had a 12 point buffer on 9th in the West. If they didn't earn a single point in the first 18 games of the season they still would have recovered enough to make the playoffs. You basically need a major injury to their big 3.
>>144018464Oilers fans only react to what the org's media arm puts in front of their noses. It's why they'll only care about Draisaitl resigning for the next year because its the one thing their media relations won't be able to ignore
>>144018413This screencap was an affront to the hockey Gods. if this idiot didn't make a screencap over a regular season game the Oilers wouldn't have reached The Stanley Cup Final
>>144018413Jen
>>144018489>You basically need a major injury to their big 3.I think their butts are pretty injured, hurt even.
>>144018487It's way worse
>>144018464my favourite team could hire p diddy as head coach and I wouldn't give a fuck if it meant he won us a cup
>crosGOD>STILL not signedKyle NuMalebas is in over his fat numale head
>>144018520It really isn’t
West sucks hard, same as last year. Almost anybody can go to the SCF.
>>144018537He's going to Chicago
>>144018551My money is on Dallas or Nashville
>>144018537Which teams currently have the cap space to acquire him?
>>144018548Get back to me when you see matt dumba transform into a turnstile before your very eyes in october
>>144018559>Nashville
>>144018573habs
>>144016262just read online that this place is a hellscape kek
>>144018535>Thank you greatest ally Samir I enjoy your work.
>>144018574And when that doesn’t happen? When Dallas does well as per usual? Will you say sorry?
>>144018537They're trying to find a way to incorporate the number 87 into the deal
>>144018559Nashville are almost as old as the Oilers and don't have Drai and McMeme.
>>144018601I will say wait for the playoffs pal
>>144018611Who are the oldest and youngest teams? Is there an updated list with averages.
>>144018602$1000087 per season
>>144018617By then Stars will have made out like bandits during the trade deadline and it’ll be irrelevant
>>144018622https://www.eliteprospects.com/league/nhl
>>144018627It needs to be an 87 million dollar deal for 8 years but the AAV has to be something something point 87 million dollars and his gross pay has to have another 87
>>144018647$8700 a year for 1 year
>>144018644>detoilet holy kek aren't they supposed to be a "young rebuilding team"
>>144018663Whyzerfraud doesn't actually have a plan
>>144018644Average age literally doesn't matter, who cares if a depth player who will be cycled out in a year or two is 37 years old
>>144018663Stevie Yzer Downs tried to hurry the process by signing a bunch of veterans. Missed the playoffs anyhow
>>144018602I heard money wasng the issue it was term because he doesn’t know how much longer he wants to play
>>144018697Berggren is a soft pusy and trolls mosques for muzzy bulls.
>>144018644I always knew pittsburgh was a boomer team
>>144018537He's joining mackinnon in colorado
>>144018551The west is the more competitive conference, last year the east was just florida
>>144018779Except they're all shit in the West. FL swept soilers in 3.
32 teams has resulted in only shit teams. The league needs to shrink to 24 teams
>>144018820should go back to 6 desu
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>>144018820They should get rid of the eight oldest teams
imagine being this big of an idiot^
>>144018860Nah they should relegate irrelevant sunbelt teams
>>144018873*imagines being samir*wow that was terrible. so glad it's not my reality
Relegate: >Columbus >Anaheim >Tampa >Buffalo >New Jersey >St Louis >Vegas >Carolina
>day old bread
>>144018595 it is go away don't visit don't tourism here leave go to some other cucked countries like Morocco or Tunisia don't visit don't come we have ntohing it's literally hell here never envisage visiting no faggots or jewz allowed
My local collegepuck team still hasn't released its schedule :(
>>144018820Agreed. the talent pool is stretched too thin. 26-28 was the absolute limit on teams
Lets wrap up this shit thread (for retards)
getting it ready, cuck?
getting it ready, King?
CLOSING TIMEYOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE
I'm cooking up the next thread
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>>144018947i would literally never go to africa by choice.