>Week Zero#10 Florida State v. Georgia Tech (Dublin, Ireland)Southern Methodist v. Nevada (Reno, NV)Hawaii v. Delaware State* (Honolulu, HI)>Week OneColorado v. North Dakota State (Boulder, CO)#14 Clemson v. #1 Georgia (Athens, GA)#8 Penn State v. West Virginia (Morgantown, WV)#7 Notre Dame v. #20 Texas A&M (College Station, TX)#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>143996071
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>Methodists
>Safety
Welp Nevadasissies, we had a good run but it's ogre
>>144000385Finally some real logic
>in shotgun in your own endzone....why?
>>144000348>That playyikes wolfpack
The bar for getting Eastern Michigan to name their field after you seems kind of low.
How great is going to college in Hawaii really?
Kek, SMU shitting on Nevada now
>>144000409You get to live in Hawaii. That's the entire appeal.
>144000149I saw a new Home Depot commercial this morning that started with Kirk Herbstreit and Desmond Howard + a black woman in her house and a smoke alarm beeping. That had me rolling.
>>144000409my sister went to chaminade and said it gets old quick. mostly the locals don't like you and never will
Accidentally pre-baked bread>>144000381>>144000381>>144000381
>>144000385Based auburnbot
>>144000409>Live in Hawaii>housing paid for>Meals paid for>"Expenses" stipend It's a 4 year vacation at no cost man they should be better but there's also the fact that they're jet lagged and travel weary anywhere they go and lots of continental players have big family ties.
>not declining the penaltybro
>>144000448Just delete it man
good stop nevada. try not to muff the punt this time
>soft N I G G E R S
is the Hawaii game actually being broadcast somewhere? or are they just not gonna bother for two shit teams playing on a practice field?
>>144000467You can't delete threads.
>>144000467Why?
soft K I C K R E T U R N E R S
>>144000389>protsIf you are not catholic straight to hell
STAY INBOUNDS YOU TARDS
>>144000479It's on something called Spectrum Sports.
>>144000479Unless you're a Spectrum customer you're fucked.>>144000492>Catholics
>>144000501I'm on the Spectrum. Can I watch the game?
A-are we allowed to say NIGGER here?
>>144000476What is the genesis of this meme? I just got here.
>semenholesgod acc is going to be so bad this year.
>>144000513Only if you put spaces between the letters
>>144000522angry fsu fan post after the game in Dublin
>>144000522A mad lad on FSU's 247 forum today said they had a bunch of soft N I G G E R S on their team.
>>144000545lmao oh man that's an instant classic
nevada is gonna blow it
>>144000571Takina sexo
TOTAL. MUSTANG. VICTORY!!!I NEVER HAD A DOUBT!!
>we survived late enough in the timeline that fucking Kirk Herbstreit became a sensible voice How grim.Are fsu fags still acting like last year was a 2014 Ohio State type scenario bc it wasn’t
>>144000510I have spectrum and have never been able to watch it in Dallas. I always have to grab a stream
>>144000571still gonna take all of Vegas's money, so who really won
>>144000545Is that 538 replies to that post?
wolfpack need a takeaway
>two minute timeoutCRINGE
>>144000627No, it's that guy's lifetime post count
>>144000627i think it means that specific user has made 538 comments
>>144000650Well he won't be making anymore because 247 jannies permb& him.
>>144000666F
>>144000510>prots
>>144000627That's how many women checked his tinder profile
its over
Oh man wouldn't it be funny if SMU miss this FG?
gotta love Flacco Dragon attempts
>>144000693Damn, that's 500 times as many as the average /cfb/ poster, based.
>NevadaAt least you tried
>>144000666He can be a refugee on /cfb/
's a lot of time on the clock
it’s over, the ACC won by barely beating the worst team in division 1
>Nevada
Never in doubt
>Nevada choking in the last minute
SM(YOU)
>>144000545Sweet the year’s first meme
>wolf p-ACK
PONYBROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>144000692>Catholics
EPSN is still incredibly confused by a declined penalty from like an hour agoYes I am phoneposting
cmon nevada
time for a minute long legacy meme drive
>>144000735>posting people burningYikes!
Nevadabros can we do it?
What part of Nevada are you from bros?
>get a false start>still give up the sack Nevada has given up
I want to believe
>>144000778Southern Methodist, Nevada.
>>144000773>posting papist liesoof
>>144000778Mandalay Bay
>>144000778Palm Beach, NV
stick a fork in them it's over
Smubros, did we survive?
>>144000778Deathclaw Promontory
>>144000797absolutely comped
>>144000810we're pretending this never happened
SMU will make the playoffs mark my words
>>144000825>>144000797Still no motivation btw
embarrassing
>>144000791Luther was a neokike and American prots are subhuman
PONYBROS WE DID IT
What kind of cracked out playcall is that?
>throwing it out of bounds on 4th down
>>144000778KWAB
FSU LOST TO GT KWAB
>>144000848There is nothing to celebrate here other than being grateful most people can't be assed to turn on CBS sports, and will only see 1-0.
So now that FSU and SMU have been exposed as frauds, is the ACC a two-team race between Clempus and Miami? Could Georgia Kek or Virginia Kek be in the mix?
>black qbs
>>144000843>neokike>advocated throwing kikes into the riverUh huh.
>>144000866Facts, just glad we made it out alive. There’s a lot of work to do, luckily next week should be comfy at Ford
>SMU players getting niggy and shit talking a team they were five-TD favorites over mouse-dick energy
Buckeyes
>ACC gets a fucking autobid, and likely a bye>playoff expansion shills will defend this to the death
>>144000853Big brainedq
>>144000890NA NA NA NA NA NAget niggy with itNA NA NA NA NA NAget niggy with it
Anypony got a stream for th Hawai'i game?
Greedy fucks who thought they were sharps got destroyed by Montana State and SMU today
>>144000492You guys pray to humans LMAO not even Christian
based Cardale gettin them niggas in the CBS analyst booth
Gn bros. See ya bored at work on Monday. It was too much to hope for a consecutive upset hat trick tonight.
No chimpy business week 0Hopefully clempus and jawja have some proper fights. Lsa and cal maybe.
>>144000897why are they in the same division then?
>Doubting us
>>144000873>Miami
>>144000939Does Montana State count as an upset?
>nevada choked a 24-13 leadgrim
>>144000912Wow post this on your main account coward
>>144000963No they were favored by 14
>>144000930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoW36n5mJ0g
>>144000897>intentionally stack a few conferences for muh dollars>get mad that other conferences are rightfully still allowed in despite being weakernot my problem
>>144000963Bobcats were actually the favored team
hawaii playing on a high school field in 15 minutesPlease watch our sport
>>1440008362519 days and still no motive!
This is the resume of the Colorado offensive line coachGive me a betting line that Shedeur Sanders does on this field this seasonIs it +750?
>>144000984i'll try to watch but im probably gonna end up falling asleep
smu stanford and syracuse being in a divisionless 17 team conference is grim holy kek how do you put up with this nuslop
>>144001010I'm mostly rooting for Shedoooer to sustain a career ending injury because I hate his whole family
>>144001033The acc went no divisions? How grimAt least in the b1g’s case it made sense to do that bc the west division was fucking useless since it’s inception
>>144000966NA NA NA NA NA NAget niggy with itNA NA NA NA NA NAget niggy with it
>>144000984Recs for Maui in October?
>>144001064i think all the p4 conferences have done away with divisions
>>144000984Don't they play on the Track field
>>144001010if he takes another battering this year like he did last year, he may not have enough brain left inside his skull to live unassisted, let alone continue playing.
>>144001082ATII
>>144001105most G5s have as well. only conference with divisions still is the Fun Belt
>>144001105SEC still has them, with 16 teams on an 8 game schedule they don’t even need to pretend to respond to people who criticize their completely biased cross division scheduling bc it no longer exists
>>144001064you don't get the point of divisions and it definitely didn't the year they added 4 western teams who would have improved it and made the east weaker switching 2 shitters in Purdue and Illinois or Northwestern from the west to the east
>>144001132>SEC still has themno they dont. they dropped divisions after adding texas and oklahoma
>>144001132Oh wait now that I just looked, the sec ditched them as wellWhen tf did that happen? I thought that was the whole reason they didn’t go past 16
Press F to pay respects
>>144001150Fox isn't paying yuge dollars to get a ton of USC/Oregon/Washington vs Minnesota/Illinois/Iowa games and Michigan/Ohio State/Penn State vs Indiana/Maryland/Rutgers games. They're paying to get USC/Oregon/Washington vs Michigan/Ohio State/Penn State, which meant divisions had to go because those games would almost never happen with 9 teams per division.
>>144001188F
>i’m expected to pretend missouri is good because they beat an Ohio State team that completely gave up and werent even good before that>i’m expected to pretend texas is good because they beat a shitty bama in like week 2I hate preseason rankings so much
>>144001188damn, did his neck snap on impact or something? F.
>>144001188>white QBs
>>144000407For $1 million I presume it's only for a couple of years
>>144001223His brain probably shifted over and his brain stem broke, causing brain death.
WHERE TF CAN I WATCH THE HAWAII GAME???
>>144001272>a junior in high schoolMotherfucker looks like he's 33 years old and has been smoking a pack a day for 15 years.
has the hawaii game started yet?
>>144001328Seems like it's only on streameast, not methstreams
>>144001346YesI can’t find a stream i don’t know it it’s even being broadcast anywhere lmao
>>144001363its not on methstreams
>>144001331That’s just life in Alabama for you
>>144001188They came back without him so maybe it was for the best
>>144001363found one but the quality sucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmxthN_wGi0
>>144001359this is a fucking tragedy
>directtv says yeah you got spectrum sports>lmao no you don'tOk, fine, whatever, I don't wanna watch niggas bein' niggas anyway. >>144001410Nevermind.
>>144000513Yes
>drunk late night hawaii “go to sleep” game isn’t even on tv and no streams to be foundWtf that used to be the cbssn mainstay, god cfb sucks now
how much longer is timmy chang gonna be the HC?
>>144001410i can tell some of you assholes in the chat came from here
>>144001501they posting about soft niggas in the chat?
>>144001485Probably as long as Hawaii doesn't go 2 or less wins in consecutive seasons. Doubt it's a really desirable job.
>>144001525>there's no black people in delaware, they're all trucked in from down south>hawaii has no women>it's humid, that's why the cameras are fogged up>that boi cuteAnd so on
Every game today had great scores. No typical blowouts. This pleases my autism.
>>144001547Don't forget "it feels like I'm on the spectrum watching this shitty broadcast"
>>144001547>it's humid, that's why the cameras are fogged uplmao
>>144001560>No typical blowoutsi think hawaii is about to change this
>>144001547>why do hbcus suck at football aren't blacks supposed to be good at this?Why didn't anyone tell me youtube chat was comedy gold?
>2nd and 22 >run up the middleOh it’s one of THOSE fcs teams
>>144001612>Plenty of lazy Hawaiians in herewow, glad he used his alt account for that one
Deleware state looking cute in those UNC baby blues
>>144001640Yeah they were 1-10 last season
looking forward to another comfy colorado thursday night game with bros over at /cfb/ :)
>>144001668sounds like a classic case of having too many soft niggas on the team
reffies cant tell if hes in bounds because the replay footage is in 480p
>posted in the wrong general Taking school requests for the hat on the cat
>jameis winston is now a practice squad player for the cleveland brownsDude I fucking called that in like 2016
>#69 Sauce Williams
>>144000891Mumei isn't a Buckeye fan, fuck off.
Was excited for the new season but then I remembered that Joel Klatt is going to call all of the big Big Ten games again
>>144001560It was the best week 0 I can remember
>>144000946You win this round, but we'll be back.
>>144001736UCF
>>144001784He only does the noon fox games which are always shit anywaysJust avoid the noon slot
>>144001799gonna be in the stands hopefully at noonwhen MY WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS plays Penn State
>>144001765bum nigger
>>144001784>talking shit about my QB
>>144001784Gus johnson + joel klatt might be the worst commentary duo in all of sports right nowPeople were complaining about tessitore a lot today during the fsu game, but that is just a him problem. Johnson and Klatt together I literally cannot listen to, gus has dementia or something and Klatt is the fox version of a disney adult
How do we solve the HBCU linemen problem?
>>144001790
florida state will still make the playoffs
Why the fuck isn't this QB just plowing everyone over? Dude is a fullback playing QB.
>>1440017902
>>144001861If NBC didn’t can Jac Collinsworth before the season it’d be him and Jason Garrett for ND games. When Noah Eagle and Blackledge called that ND anOSU game last year it was shocking how much better they were and how NBC can employ one of the best and worst boothsThey brought back Dan Hicks but they’re still keeping Garrett who might be the worst color analyst in the sport outside of Klatt
>>144001736James Madison University
>>144001736Notre Dame :)Cya in November bud
>>144001188what does it feel like to kill someone in a sport
>>144001909Eagle and blackledge are a bit bland but they fit really well for the primetime nbc gamesMy main problem with them is that eagle is a nepobabby
>>144001918I’m not sure if you wanted just JMU or this >>144001919Pls no bully again
>>144001861I get people who hate ESPn and College GameDay has gone way down in quality, but I want to personally murder everyone involved in the Fox big noon kickoff>>144001799Yeah but they get all the big games in that Jefferson Pilot time slot
>EjIJustFartrdInYoFace: this game suck doodooSuccinct and accurate.
PUNT RETURN TD
>>144001959Someone at nbc or cbs told them to fuck off a bit this year tho, NBC got the ohio state @ oregon game
>>144001881>>144001900Thanks bro
>>144001943Eagle did a good job at the OlympicsHe's got enough style without it being overbearing like Gus Johnson, Mark Jones, and Joe Tessitore
What's more likely to happen: a service academy making the playoffs or Indiana?
>>144001987He has a good voice unlike Jac “faggot” Colinsworth who just sounds like he’s doing a bad impression of his dad, so I can let him pass
>>144001987He's honestly gotten better overall as the years gone by. When he first started I remember people here shitting on him and calling him a terrible nepo commentator.
>>144001970Well finally some good came from the death of the pac-12 that they didn't have the balls to put any of the good games in the West Coast at 9 am
>>144001919
>>144002010Even us midwest fucks hate the noon shit that fox has been forcingIt’s so shit
>>144001991somebody like an undefeated air force team getting the G5 slot is more likely than indiana making it into the playoffs
>>144001736West Virginia
>>144001959I do miss when each channel was roughly associated with conferences, just another causality as it gave each conference a different feelCBS secABC/ESPN big ten during the day, sec/big ten night games, biggest non-sec national games Fox/FSN meme big 12/pac 12 gamesNbc notre dame
>>144001736Reffies
>>144001991It's more likely for Army, Navy, or Air Force to go undefeated or even have one loss (in a weak year) than it is for Indiana to have only two losses.
>>144002031>look at any B1G circlejerk blog when tv times get announced>everyone creams themselves when they don’t get the fox noon slotas stupid as the conference shit has been, the pac teams joining will be nice to shove in fox’s face a lot. They got away with it like 1 time? Oregon beat ohio state and both teams still complained about it after the game, that kinda says something
>[AUDIO FEEDBACK]
>>144002091Miss pat white
>>144002115Fox also ruined pedo state’s stupid whiteout shit bc it is now relegated to meaningless games against fucking Iowa or whoever
>>144002002Dude was straight out of college when he started he's still only 27. The ceiling most kids get to do is the sports report for NBC Montana news at 23
nice scramble from the delaware state qb
>>144002002I really enjoyed him on NBC cfb last year. He has a natural talent for it and a good voiceI must have missed him at the olympics, but I was mostly watching more niche events
>>144002104
>>144002148>He's a year younger than me
>The whitest Delaware sports team
>>144002177based
>>144002197always forget how black delaware is until I see something from there
did vegas get a single spread correct today
>>144002031>Even us midwest fucks hate the noon shit that fox has been forcingSpeak for yourself fuccboi. Here in Ohio noon games are a cherished tradition.
>>144002173He was great in the US Olympic basketball games.
thats not a catch
>>144002266Your stadium has a 100k fans and zero atmosphereEvery game is a gray dull experience
>>144002266The michigan game, that’s fucking itEven that is dubious at best. Reminder that in 2006 they moved it to 3:30 because everyone thought it was stupid
has Delaware St crossed midfield yet?
>>144002315Michigan has to be because it's the only week weather is reliably bad and the game must be played in overcast conditions and shit weather, not yet another copy-paste night game
>>144002289I couldn’t listen to the NBC bb broadcasts bc dwayne wade sounded like he was in full DUDE WEED LMAO mode I picked the world stream with the boring aussie announcers just so I didn’t have to listen to wade
>>144002431Wade got much better as the games went on
>>144002388They got to the hawaii 49 and had to punt so yes, just barely
>>144002431Yeah Wade was pretty bad. Even the blacks were getting sick of his shit.
>>144001909I just want Tirico and Dungy back. Kino booth
>>144002142same broI think they should retire his number this year
DELWARE STATE JUST GOT A FIRST DOWN
>>144000878Self hating kike is still a kike
>>144002396The weather is never THAT bad the week of the osu/mich game that they can justify forcing it into the noon slot every yearThat has always been a cope
Delaware St is actually starting to move the ball now.
>>144002264i dont think so. does anyone remember what the spread for the North Alabama @ Southeast Missouri State game was?
>>144002576The last 10 years it lightly snowed during 1 of the games in ann arbor, and 1 of the games in columbus, therefore totally legit!The people who use the weather excuse for that rivalry being “traditionally” a noon game (that didn’t even start until the 90s) are basically religious fanatics
>>144002627it's shorts and no shirt weather in Columbus until mid November so yeah it's distinctly dofferent. October might as well be late summer now. Big ten has zero weather anything until the very end of the season
>>144002620SEMO -7.5. SEMO won by 22 with their back up QB
I absolutely despise espn but it’s been very funny watching them keep coming up with lame irish pun headlines today bc FSU keeps suing them for being “complicit” in the hecking cfp “snub” last year
>>144002627>snowdon't care I'm talking about wind rain and clouds, snow is reddit decorations
>>144002670Osu michigan games haven’t had either of those either bc november in that region is a memeThe game that stroud blew in ann arbor was slightly windy, like 10mph avg. That was it. It’s a cope. The last rainy matchup was 2007. Fucking 17 years ago
>>144002698just post the weather conditions by year Mr Roker
>>143996345>>144000385Based Tiger bot
>>144002747Every single year was clear/cloudy but cold except 2007, 2016, and 2021 This has been your drunk retroactive cfb weather report from games that nobody cares about now
This hawaii game is depressing.
>>1440027722019 definitely wasn't because it's the last game of that rivalry I watched and it was not good at all so I don't trust you now
cOlD wEaThEr SmAsHmOuTh FoOtBaLl
>>144002649B1G doesn’t get cold until the last week with the exception of wisconsin and minnesota when they have stupid pressure fronts come in early from leaflandIt’s really cringe that they tried to start the “uhh le sec teams simply refuse to play nonconf games here :^)” meme. It never made sense bc it’s still hot as balls in the midwest during the nonconf season
>>144001331Pic related was twelve when this photo was taken. Yes, it's illegal for kids that age to get tats, he has them anyway.
>>14400133133 is generous he looks about 42
>>144002815south teams get coddled from how the schedule works in college, north teams get coddled in pro, just the way she goes
>>144002795I don’t remember what happened in the 2019 game but i was never claiming it was a good rivalryAll i was arguing is that the muh weather excuse for osu/mich always being a guaranteed noon kickoff is fucking bullshit
hawaii is blowing it
Delaware St. punching way above their weight.Love to see it.
>>144001410And the chat goes wild, gamblers hanging themselves as we speak.
>>144002844Nfl is so dumb now bc like 70% of the teams play in domesEven fucking cleveland wants to build one now
has vegas even watched Hawaii the past 2 seasons? lol why the fuck was Hawaii favored by 39.5?!
what will the ACC cope be next week when miami and clempus are both 0-1i’ve already accepted the fact that there will be a garbage g5 team getting a bye losing 35-3 to fucking penn state in the quarterfinals. It’s the future we built
>>143998439>target locked on.webmi made a better quality version of your webm
>>144002947Vegas makes their money on retards. D-state tying it up brought in an influx on bets for them to win.
Just remembered that Ryan Day has 8 losses and one of them was inexplicably at home to fucking Mario Cristobal
>>144002905Cleveland is not budging on giving the Haslams a domed stadium. They can neither afford it nor care about it.
>>144003027Yeah i should have said “the browns”, not cleveland The people who actually still live there don’t fucking want it
>>144003012That osu team just wasn’t good but people act like it was a fucking magic act just bc they heckin lost at homeThey did fool a lot of people in 21 bc their schedule was such utter garbage until the michigan game after that, but their D was still getting shredded every week despite not giving up points
>>144003066Inb4 someone copes about the rose bowl that year, the big momentum swing in that game was cam rising dyingWhich was kind of fitting for that dickhead but it still stands
hawaii blows dick, holy fuck
>hawaii -39.5There is at least 1 anon in /cfb/ who put money on that and i hope he kills himself
>>144003170Probably telling God she'll stop being a thot if He just gives her this win.
delaware state only had that one good drive before halftime and now they've turned back into a pumpkin
My pickem will be 10-0 next sunday and you will all be seething
>>144003271who's your picks anon
>>144000407>>144001279It's $1 million plus the $1 trillion Maxx gives the football program in prestige.
It's almost 3am and there's still /cfb/ being played. Today has been a good day.
>marqui adamsblack people in delaware can’t even come up with fun black names. Can we just nuke that “state”
>>144003308It's a small state, they don't have much room for long names.
>>144003308He's from Pennsylvania.
delaware with the blown coverage
>>144003066Kerry Combs was a terrorist.
lmao what was the delaware state punt returner doing!?
>>144003397Praying.
>>144003377He just needed 2 more weeks and he finally would have fielded a competent secondary!anOSU fags don’t know what they are mi-I can’t even finish that shitpost bc even high schools didn’t want him. Urban meyer boys club moment
Can't decide if there are more cute butts on Delaware's defense or offense
-39.5 anon opening his veins right now.
Delaware St +42.5 might have been the easiest money I have ever made
Okay anons, take your pick for meme upset of week 1And no NDSU beating coach primate is not an upset
>>144003492Biggest meme? Grip n sip.
>>144003492out of all the games involving ranked teams a&m over notre dame is the most likely one
>>144003516I def see that one happening, but i barelyconsider that an upset
>>144003524yeah, A&M is technically favored by 2.5 at home but Notre Dame is the higher ranked team coming into week 1
>>144003567It might as well be a coinflip, it’s 2 irrelevant meme teamsIt’s a good brainlet litmus test next week, the people who act like it is a big game are either disney employees or sub 80iq people regardless of the result
>>144003492BC will upset top ten Florida State on Labor Day
>>144003492Temple over Chokelahomo
>>144003697Why do soccer teams have such cringe names?
>>144004101Tbf those are women's soccer teams so they will be even cringier than usual
>>144001861Absolutely fucking despise Johnson on the mic, he's pure Reddit
>>144002010Fox has said they won't schedule 9 AM local kickoffs on the West Coast teams.>>144002115They're still getting plenty of value from the new teams, otherwise they wouldn't have been invited in the first place. The former Pac 12 teams can still be on Big Noon when they travel east plus they aren't autistic about hosting November night games like all the old B1G schools. Then there's the new late night window they're providing to the conference.
>>144002627Only 2 years ago this happened in mid November
Oh I am laffin. What sort of tard took smpoo at -27 and Hawaii at -40. Smpoo still has a g5 rosterHawaii would get bodied by vandyAlso taking an fcs team by -14 that isn't a Dakota team, lmao ebinFspoo was understandable , those frauds played me
>>144005332>Ann Arbor>Four inchesNot really a big deal. It also snowed last year on Halloween. Still wasn't a big deal.
How does it feel to be a top 10 team and be eliminated from the CFP after the very first game of the season?
>>144001952That’s great anon, thank you!
>>144005589betting can't be this simple
Losing to Georgia Tech.
You now remember Coach Prime.
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>>144006418Ended up making 2 of each before I went to sleep so here’s the second one
>>144002091
>>144001919I’m going back to bed if anyone has requests just post em I’ll get to them when I wake up
>>144005692>It couldn't happen>Happens 120 miles west at same latitude in same state>This exact storm gave us snow kino maction photo that's posted from time to timeWhat did he mean by this?
>>144007330Damn I just noticed how it looks so I made it smaller
>>144007410Eastern Michigan doesn't usually get anywhere near as much snow as western and northern Michigan. You'd be surprised how much a difference 120 miles can make in this state, or even less than that. It's called "lake effect" snowfall. The closer you are the lakeshore, the more you're likely to get.
>>144001736Auburn pls if you're still here, anon
FSU fans are going through it
>>144007624You’re a real one, thank you!
>>144008112>fansite engages in glass-half-full fandom >"THIS ISN'T WHAT I PAID FOR I WANT MY MONEY BACK REEEEEE" also, it's week 0, who's to say GT isn't actually really fucking good this year and only losing by 3 in week 0 will be the best of the quality losses?
>>144008369Not everyone can have the soul crushing pessimism that a Penn State fan carries
>>144001188>Selma, Alabama>out of town white guy is deadDumb niggers were targeting for sure. Integration of football was a mistake, and the opposing team needs to be sold in chains.
>>144008471sure, but if you want expectation-tempering reporting, I'm sure there's plenty of Florida and Miami fansites willing to throw all kinds of stats at you to make you question just how good your team will be. paying money to a dedicated fansite and taking their word at face value seems like the shortest road to mental disaster (as indicated by the countrywide Semenhole meltdown in the last 18 hours)
>>144003182>thot>Georgia KekIs that even a thing? >>144003492Anon, CU are 9.5 point favorites.Anyway, here's my top 3 in terms of memes:>1. WVU over PSUIt's time. Another OC for PSU, their offense will be on skates while I trust Greene to get WVU just enough points for the upset. 51.5 feels awfully high, too. I think this will be a low scoring game unless WVU's front 7 just gets dominated early.>2. SDSU over OSUI don't understand that line. SDSU is going to bully the Cowboys up front. Could easily see it going to the Jackrabbits.>3. USC over LSUI know it's popular to hate on Lincoln Riley at the moment, but USC is going into this game as a much more balanced team imo. They've had the personnel on defense, just not the coaching. D'Anton Lynn is going to fix that. Additionally, Riley is finally going to be forced to get off his ass and scheme up some balanced gameplans without Caleb Williams out there playing Superman.Meanwhile, I feel like LSU just lost too much to the draft. Their defensive line is especially depleted, doesn't bode well for their chances against Riley's counter running game. I love Garrett Nusmeier but they will have growing pains at WR after losing Nabers & Thomas. Taylor is still a very underrated TE, but I don't think he's good enough to cover for inexperienced WR play.>Honorable MentionUF over Miami. Florida knows they've got a shit schedule so I could see them pulling out all the stops early. Also, Sun Belt Billy has nothing to lose. He's had 3 offseasons to get the roster right, time to show it.Could also see this game coming down to a Cristobal lol moment.
>>144007402my Georgia bulldogs :)
>>144008617There are thots at every collegeAlthough at those schools they're usually Asian
>>144008617>CU are 9.5 point favorites.Vegas continuing to rob casual bettors blind. NDSU gonna bend Shedeur over
>>144008617>>thot>>Georgia KekEngineering department girls are most consistently the biggest whores I've ever met. Idk if it holds true at GT but it's like band kids. They're nerds and they're freaky. Never wife one though, they're all also crazy because they have hormone imbalances that make them suited for a man's job. More normal women in stem do sciences and not tech or engineering, but it's still a toss up.
>>144003492Florida over MiamiSimply because there's no reason to trust Cristobal
>>144007410>same latitudeVenice, Italy and Montreal, Canada are at the same latitude. Do you think they both have the same weather?
>>144008851>Engineering department girls are most consistently the biggest whores I've ever met.wonder why that is. aren't most engineering programs ~85% nerdy, socially-crippled men? the women can be selective as hell so why go the thot route unless they get a thrill out of being a virginity collector?
>>144007986NTA but here you go, retro style.
>>144009196Oh damn, classic logo, thanks anon!
georgia -13.5 is free money, right?
>>144009238For the sportsbook yeah
>>144009238Clemson has a good defense and Georgia will have to replace their big pass catchersI can't imagine Georgia running away with it
>>144008967Well like I said, the reason engis are so male is that its something that the male brain excels at. For a woman to actually be successful in engineering she must have some sort of hormonal imbalance (I hate this word because psychologists are retards and honestly this is just a normal top of the bell curve deviation for women) that makes her brain work more a long the lines of a man's typical brain. As mental illness (again, ehhhh) usually co-occurs, these women often exhibit behaviors like BPD or other PDs that lead them to do all sorts of irrational things, but the most notable for the end user (men) is putting out a lot.The one thing to consider about this is that the bell curve of women and promiscuity is full of huge whores already, so this is just speculation based on my observations of crazy eyes engineering students riding my dick years ago more often than not.
>>144009452Yeah and what about Clemson’s offense
>>144009583ImprovedI'm not telling you to take the Clemson moneylineBut it could be 24-14
>>144009238Yes, Clemson is only returning a few returning starters on defense and they are weak at CB
>>144009880That's not true
>>144008617My simple answers, not midwit analysis 1. Pedos win. They are better their croots are better, everything is better2. Sdsu was a bad team. 0 points vs Nevada. Not a betttable game OSU is an unknown quantity 3. LSU is better, they just are. Poosc glory days are over, their last memorable moment will be laying worlds greatest stinky against Tulane4. Florida wins, Miami is an annual fraud. Expect an absolute meme game. 5. Clemson Georgia- dabo cries on national tv at halftime 6.faggies-domers: both infamous chokers that play down to their opponents...black coaches. Faggies take it. Shant be betting this, similarly never bet an auburn game unless there is a fat money line involved Tcu stanford-tcu by two tuddies. Tcu s a strong program
Last night was fun, youtube streams are a riot. >quality sucks because it’s humid and the cameras are fogged up>Hawaii is pronounced that way?>why are there whites on a hbcu team>Timmy Chang don’t look chinese >we’re getting the feed through two coconuts and a string >hawaiians can’t afford cars >there’s Taco Bell in Hawaii?>it’s on spectrum because the commentators are on the spectrum >it’s not on espn because the mail-order viagra company ad gets more viewers>it sounds like a fake name because samoa is a fake placeLooking forward to more autism spectrum streams on youtube
What was your favorite game you watched with /cfb/?
>>144010617Shoe game obvs
>>144010617Last season? Colorado vs Colorado State
How long till they bench him?
>>144010617What immediately comes to mind is the Stanford comeback. Then it’s shit like shoe throw, dog piss, 7OT forever game, pop tart martyr, etc.
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>>144010617Underrated but the Georgia-SC game in 2019In what had to be one of the dumbest games of FBS football ever played
>>144011093I don’t understand how Georgia loses that game. South Carolina was playing a fucking WR as QB for half the game
>>144010617Those of us who were there to witness the glory of the 2018 Cheez It Bowl between the TCU Horned Frogs and the California Golden Bears witnessed some gloriously hilarious football
>>1440106172014 Alabama vs Mississippi State. Dak got fucked lmao, great game.
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>>144010617There's only one correct answerToo easy
>>144011705How the fuck did usc lose that game
how do we fix college football?
>>144000348a reminder that this team bitched and moaned all offseason about getting into the playoff./cfb/ playoff selection committee vindicated AGAIN
>>144011721Go watch the 20 minute highlight video. The game is an absolute rollercoaster.>9 yards per carry>300 yards rushingLet's just say UH OH STINKY
>>144008962Stop being purposely stupidThey are identical except for winter cloud cover and lake effect snow. A powerful blizzard can occur equally in both places. Lake effect does not cause a blizzard usually adding 1-6 inches in the days after a blizzard
>>144010617its a toss up between the 2020 LSU @ Florida shoe-toss game and the 2021 Ole Miss @ Tennessee game with the vol fans throwing trash on the field for 30 minutes and Joe Milton committing the ultimate >black QBs moment to lose the game
That was a good Week 0, despite every game having double digit spreads we got 3 close games including 1 upset
How great did he feel typing this out
semenhole sisters…
>>143986718>lmao at that FSU player crashing into that reffie during that replay
>>144012429Don’t forget we also got a new meme>soft N I G G E R S
>>144006285You know they can still win the acc and get an autobid to the playoff right
>>144006285This isn't 2023 brosYou can lose up to 5 times and still make the CFP
>>144011544>built like a linebacker with the speed and athleticism of a running back goddamn the reality scriptwriters are getting all kinds of lazy. imagine trying to sneak a reboot of Khalil fucking Tate.
>>143996347>lmfao the SE Missouri QB just got BTFO
>>144011721Alex Grinch disasterpiece. USC allowed 16 points in the final four minutes of the game
>>144013208doesn't even look like he hit him that hard
>>144012857>>144012869>every early season upset is meaningless because the losing team can lose twice if you're a shit program, three times if you're a >blooblud, and can snag an autobid regardless of record if you're conference champ boy howdy I sure do love playoff expansion. god forbid we didn't accommodate shit-ass Pac-12 champs and G5 pretenders under the old system(s)
>>144001736temple pls
I can get free, very good tickets to see Air Force play this year and I'm undecided between seeing them play Navy or Oregon St
>>1440128695 loss acc champ over 1 loss mwc and aac champs?
>>144013216special teams and offense played a role in that loss too. with 4 min left and an 8 point lead usc's kick returner muffed the kick, pinning themselves at the 1 yd line. 2 plays later USC's rb is tackled in the end zone for a safety and USC then has to give the ball right back to Tulane with enough time (3 minutes) for them to march down the field and score the game-winning TD and PAT
>>144013438sure, but that go-ahead Tulane drive had two 4th and long conversions. which is only the cherry on top of the fact that USC gave up 46 points in the first place. Alex Grinch is a fucking terrorist. He's singlehandedly cost multiple great offenses playoff spots because of his shitty defenses.
>>144012343>They are identical except LOL, you are a retard.
>>144013437I don't see how a 5 loss team makes it in but there is a very funny scenario of someone losing to the same team 3 times. Once in the regular season, once in the conference championship and once in the CFP.
>>144013487>mfw watching a Grinch-coached defense
Who is winning this dogshit now?
>>144013564Stanford lol
>>144013564The 'Cains win it all
>>144012429my reffies showed up for the smu/nevada game
>>144013564Virginia. Colandrea can blow up scoreboards, if he's cleaned up his turnover issues their offense should be pretty potent
>>144013531The auto bids go to the "five highest ranked conference champs". let's not pretend like there's a ghost of a chance that an even 5-loss P4 champion won't get ranked above multiple G5 champs when it comes time to make the final decision.
>>144013707Let's not pretend either that a 5 loss team is making it to a conference championship
>>144013707If we learned anything last year, it's that we all know the playoff committee respects the ACC
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>>144013755disrespecting the ACC in favor of the EEC does not immediately translate into disrespecting the ACC in favor of the MAC or Sun Belt.
>>144013437It's an unspoken rule that the "general top four autobids" are for the P4 conferences, and it would take a massive shitter and two undefeated G5 programs to take it from them. Even at 5 losses I think they'd take a FSU over a Boise and a Tulane
>>144013754it's happened multiple times in the playoff era, including last year when 7-5 Boise State won the Mountain West, which was divisionless so it can't even be ascribed to "shitter beats up other shitters and gets throttled by other division champion". it's a lot less likely for the P4s, but not impossible
Excuse me, gentlemen. Who decided it was just magically "P4" now? It's always been P5. It's still P5. Respect the newfound P5 MWC EMPIRE and their vassal state, the remnant PAC-2. This isn't a request.
>>144012655>>144012489>wake up Sunday afternoon >crawl to your greasy desk>post twitter caps from redditkys
>>144013854I can't think of a single time in the now P4 that a 5 loss team made it to the conference championship.
>P4lol, lmao evenwhat makes the big12 and acc so delusional to think they’re even close to the status of the big ten and sec in this new landscapeWe p2 now
>>1440139557-5 Pitt made it in 2018, but that one was a product of being king of a shit division which is why I referenced Boise State instead.
>>144011876step 1: eliminate all conferences
>>144013933Florida state lostAGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where are the gamethreads?
>>144011876Making student fly from California to Louisiana to play football makes no fucking sense
>>144014015And this relevant to THE Georgia Bulldogs, the finest team in all the land, and your sad reddit thread litter how?
>>144014042Wow bro what a hot take. You're the first person to post this.
>>144013955>Tfw there was unironically a 6 loss Georgia keks team in the acc championship game which includes a g5 loss
>>144008554It's apparently an all white private school
SAS' parlay.
>>144014034What games?
Six days until West Virginia plays Penn State
>>144012429This is by far the best week 0 I can remember
>>144011346Cheez-INT Bowl
Remember when the coaches were contractually FORCED to vote for whoever the BCS wanted them to vote for?
>>1440139556 loss UCLA as wellUSC was disqualified
>>144013564NC State, McCall will get them over the hump
>>144011346>>144014180that game was a screencap goldmine
>3 loss fspoo can still make the playoffs with a first round bye even if they lose to florida and nd by winning a terrible accthis is what i want cfb to be
>>144010617do you even need to ask?
>>144013185Somewhere in Manhattan, there is an alcoholic in a pantsuit that created that cover
>>144008617Penn St will have at least 3 or 4 losses. Their coach is only there because he's "black"
>>144013955My esteemed negro, in 2012 GT played in the ACC championship with 6 losses and Wisconsin WON the B1G with 5.
>>144014574Sadly They are going to the ccg. Wv is their second hardest game after anosu. Third is poosc at poosc.If anosu beats Oregon consider the pedos a lock in the ccgNo Oregon, no Michigan, no good sharty
>>144014675>Wisconsin WON the B1G with 5.in fairness, Wisconsin was only playing in that game because Ohio State and Pedo State (this was the Leaders-Legends arc) were disqualified from postseason play. both were ahead of Wisky in the standings.
>>144008617Good pick>>144010354WVU beats Penn State, watch>>144014574One of them will be WVU>>144014691>WVU is their second hardest gameGenuine devil's advocate question, as a WVU fan: What makes you say that? Sure, it'll be in Morgantown the day after the Pat McAfee Show is live there but still. Penn State's not a team to turn your nose up at, and I think they have Big Ten championship potential
>>144000934Erm, Jesus was human though
>>144014756Jesus was also fully man and fully divine at the same time>>144000934>asking someone to pray for you is praying to themgimme a break brother>>144000492not entirely true
>>144010617Prior to the advent of generals I'd say TCU vs Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl because just about EVERYONE was seething that the game was even happening
Fsu's passing playbook has been revealed
>>144014903I thought it was funny, showed G5 fans exactly why nobody else wants to play them in bowl games. I think that's one of the underrated parts of the 12 team playoff. The P4 team will finally be motivated to play against the G5 team instead of viewing the game as a disappointment. If the G5 team wins it can't be downplayed with "Who cares, we didn't even want to be here and it was your Super Bowl" copium.
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>>144013564UNC because fuck it, why not
>>144013561What are girls like?
Nick Saban sucked on Gameday. McAfee's schtick has run thin on me. I assume they're going to roll Coroso's ass back out there when they start the show on campus. They should have never gotten rid of David Pollack. I say that as someone who hates Georgia.
>>144015301don't know shit about ball, no real uses otherwisemy sister's the only decent one I've ever met
>>144015301If you aren't having sex with them, just absolutely horrible. Emotional. Yap about nonsense all the time. Get one thing in their mind and won't shut the fuck up about it until you take them there, buy it for them, or satisfy their obsessions of the month.
>>144015315>Nick Saban sucked on Gameday.other than his repeated "nobody can beat Georgia. my team beat Georgia btw" comments i thought he was fine
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>>144015383t. Can't beat Georgia (Nick did)
>>144015401>Whats that? You say your team beat Georgia? Yeah, I dont think so lol
>>144014903Why was everyone seething? Because it guaranteed one of them wouldn’t be undefeated and neither would play against a P6?
>>144015452To that point the now power schools record in BCS games was extremely good, and this was clearly done just to get them out of the way so real TV networks can get what they want
>>144015477non power schools*
>>144015383Just remembered he made Georgia seethe one last time. Seriously probably cost them a natty, don’t think Michigan could have taken them.
>>144015477People didn’t watch David and Goliath games even after the 2007 Fiesta Bowl?
>>144015563TV Networks want Goliath vs Goliath, because Goliath has more fans than David
>>144015452>Why was everyone seething?because they put the two teams (ranked #4 and #6) from the non-automatic qualifying conferences in the same bowl game, preventing the possibility of them both potentially upsetting teams from the auto-qualifying conferences in their bowl games
Florida state is taking a beating on reddit
>>144015751they're not mad about them losing to Georgia Tech, they're mad about the fans doing the Tomahawk Chop in Dublin, right?
>>144000897technically no, its only the highest 5 ranked conference champions in FBS which theoretically could have all G5 champions if the P4 had a turbo 2007 type season and all fucking sucked and circle of suck'd each others records. realistically however only one G5 team will make the playoff every year, MAYBE two if one of the P4 champions are ass, the chance of a G5 at large will be even smaller but still possible at least in the current format before the fuckers change it again during the next TV deal or mega realignment
wait a second...isn't the FSU qb the same piece of shit >black qb that couldn't make it on clemson and whatever west coast shit-tier school he transferred to last season?
>>144015830yes
>clempus
>>144015400Yay!
>>144015864>>144015830Why is he there? I’m sure he’s good enough for some mid tier team to take a chance on him but FSU was a top contender last year.
>>144016105The mercenary QB pool in the transfer portal was slim pickings.
>>144016105>he still thinks fsu was actually good last hearSteamrolling the worst conference in America isn’t impressive
>>144016105Travis left, Rodemaker transferred out after the committee iced out FSU, Brock Glenn is still probably mentally shattered from the ACCCG, and the actually good transfer QBs got snapped up.
>>144010354>Le most talented team always winsSomeone tell my guy bout 2023 Washington & Michigan>>144011298>I don’t understand how Georgia loses that gameJames Coley was OC, he had as much business doing that job as the average /cfb/ tard does. Scares the absolute shit out of me that he's now our WR coach.Also, our WR room was historically bad that season. Lawrence Cager was decent but injured most of the year. Pickens & Swift were the only dependable playmakers on that entire squad.
>>144015751Bunch of soft R E D D I T O R S in that thread
when does the new ap top 25 come out after all the action yesterday? i want to see how my seminoles are doing>bunch of SOFT N I G G E R S at the AP
>>144017061do they usually put out rankings after week 0? i assume they'd probably wait until after the week 1 games have been played before they put out the first rankings of the season?
>>144017061>>144017181West Virginia in the rankings when
Michigan received the NOA from the NCAA for Connor’s shenanigans. I’m sure details will be leaked very shortly.
They have the votes and it WILL happen
>>144017308W-what shenanigans?
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Is there a good reason the ACC didn't take OSU and WASU?Given they took Cal & Stanford with no TV revenue solely to protect themselves when they get raided, I don't see why they wouldn't make the same offer to 2 actually good programs.And OSU and WASU would have to take it, wouldn't they? It would still pay out way more than the MWC.
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>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERGhttps://www.instagram.com/goldberg21_99/?hl=en
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>>144001736UNC pls
>>144017580l'chaim!
>>144017549Calford are getting 30% shares, only SMU joined for free. For Oregon State and Washington State getting the Pac 12’s piggy bank all for themselves was more valuable than that. If they joined another conference when everybody else did the Pac 12 would have been disbanded with all assets equally split among the 12 former schools. Now that they have control of those assets they can work on finding a new home.
>>144017549The ACC still plays the >academics card somewhat. Plus it's not like those 2 are going anywhere else if the need arises to invite them.
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>>144017633White looked off so I did it in black instead
>>144017829Thanks, gonna be using that a lot this year
>>144017817>>144017818This just makes it sound like they ARE going to end up in the ACC, they just need a couple years to have the legalities play out
>>144017874Very much a possibility
>people actually thought my reffies werent gonna win week 0
>>144013564Clempus. I hate it, and there's a part of me that thinks Miami could be saucy with their transfer QBBut I dont have nearly the belief in them and as much as I'm sick of Dabo, he's kept the program stocked and deserves the benefit of the doubt.
>>144018097I'm thinkin we're winning another natty refbros
>>144017829>>144017856I like booth of themThank you disgust kot poster
>>144016105I really don't get how FSU couldn't get anything better in the portal. The only positive of ukulele is that he avoids interceptions, but it hardly matters because teams can hardly run a modern passing offense with him anyways
>>144018097what's he so happy about?
>>144018364Calling another perfect penalty
new bread>>144018488>>144018488>>144018488
>>144009196Can I get a taco tech one?
