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FUCK W*UT
>>144031978>>144031961USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Burger hours are eternal, but you're all welcome to bask in our glory.
>>144032281that swedish burger broke yet another jumping record the other day right
>>144032385Very nice
>>144032281>the cheating 50 year old granny
>>144032849
I hate Zone 2 so much it's unreal
>>144033211why he so mad at landis
Good morning cyc. My girl is back, let's hope she unfraud herself on the bike as well
>>144033825Can only be one prime american doper
>>144033825He told Lance the best autograph pen is the uni-ball®>>144034039Good morning
Already nervous for tomorrow berts
hip is getting better each day, still not able to go aero position but very up-right indoor riding is doable. r*ping with AC is actually quite pleasent
A burger thread, a lot of filterers will be wondering where is it gone.>>144034039Impressive how they can go from cute to bloat to cute again. Don't know how short of a period of time was it.
> A burger thread, a lot of filterers will be wondering where is it gone.That's their mistake, we burgers are nothing if not friendly and welcoming.
My tootsie is back to 100 percent only 24 hours later.
still have some morphine pills from a surgery back then, just waiting for the perfect race opportunity to use them
>>144034788Incredible how much havoc this little guy can wreck when buried in your body. He just like me fr
is this wiebes dad? what a chud
>>144034941ultimate chud
Jakub MARECZKO wins stage 1 of the International Tour of Hainan down in China, ahead of Migual Angel and Martin LASS
Mareczko's hairline seems to be in trouble since he left Alpecin
>DNSHarold succumbed to the pain.
>>144035006Oh I thought Tejada. This guy sucks anyway
Matti BRESCHELGregory HENDERSONBorut BOŽIČYauheni HUTAROVICHChris SUTTONJuan José HAEDOMichael MØRKØVKristian SBARAGLIGianni MEERSMANJonas VAN GENECHTENJens KEUKELEIREJempy DRUCKERNikias ARNDTGeoffrey SOUPEPavel BITTNER
Pogacar training with Wellens’s dad for some reason
>>144034814Morphine will remove the pain treshold but also make your legs weak, your balance on the bike mediocre and cause you to have a very low alertness. This is why tramadol is better it's because of the opiate + serotonin effect keeping you up
>>144035203That's mou
>>144035256how can I counteract this? 500mg of caffeine? cocaine? crack?
The great Alex MOLENAAR to Caja Rural
Goossens ABANDON. Didn't even know this guy was in the race.
>>144035277Morphine is just too strong. Maybe you could counteract it with amphetamines but that doesnt seem well for a bike race
>mareczko>50 winswtf. Why have I never heard of this guy?
>>144035203Ideal physique probably
>>144035298
>>14403529832 of them in China
>Muur Classic>full of bergs and mere wegs
Bertacekberts...
>>144035382this has been discussed many many threads ago
>>144035382>mogged by cz
how is Austria over 10% less bald than us
>>144035406
>>144035382>>144035505I see a pattern:>filthy chicken Schnitzel: 42.8%>common piggy Schnitzel: 41.2%>original veal Wiener Schnitzel: 31.75%
the ride never ends
>>144035528damn its so simple yet we missed it and now its too late
>>144035538>written by B. Bert
>>144035538Unless you ride constantly in rain, I really don't see how it's more time consuming rather than less. Popping a chain in the pot takes like 5 minutes, and no mess compared to messing around with with cleaning your chain to remove contaminants. Unless they mean "I'm just going to pour on oil, not worry about cleaning and go through 5 times as many chains".
>>144035538how many people wax their chains anyway? 1 in 100 maybe. I'd say many cyclists have never even heard of it. I simply couldn't be bothered even if it is better.
>>144035568I just use a decent oil and wipe the chain clean with a rag when I get home from every rideonce in a while, when I wash the bike, I use a spray to remove the old oil and relinethat's it, and it always looks good, no idea how people get their chain in such dirty states>>144035570no idea, I've used wax years ago and never liked it, everything looked like a mess all the time
todays the day i put nicotine down for good frens. its so over
>>144035595What are you replacing it with? Cooming? Goombling?
what's the story with maltodextrin? doesn't sound too good for you if you using it all the time. maybe throw it in only for the hard rides.
>>144035615This video explains the science behind ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VEmDK8uY1Y
>>144035601daily fasting but one homecooked meal a day, meditation, awareness of my negative thoughts+beliefs (just stop thinking bro, really helps to be aware of negative thoughts and literally stop thinking) no caffeine, no cooming, and NAC supplement. and much less internet use, replace this with books ive been meaning to read. thank you frens, i know if i can make it a month i wont go back.
>>144035637WHEN i make it a month ill reward myself with my first vacation in 8 years
>>144035639>my first vacation in 8 years
>>144035639im not addicted to weed or jacking off ive gone months without either but nicotine is the hardest to stop because it makes me feel good and i have neurological associations with it
>>144035615It's just glucose, I'd rather just drink table sugar since it's 50/50 glucose and fructose
>>144035615it's glycemic index is incredible apparently, it's very refined carbohydrate and gets absorbed quickly. but as >>144035650 says sugar is just the best option, always.
>>144035655yeah I think sugar for regular use is better but the odd malto on long rides should be ok. I think I'll go with that
>>144035645lol i know. where should i go?
>>144035646i’m just patching the smallest dose for quite some time now
>>144035673surely you at least had a few weekends away? used to work a job where I couldn't take long holidays but could take however many single or double days off I wanted. did loads of little trips going on a friday coming back on a monday
>>144035674if i were to do that id rationalize that i havent quit yet so it wouldnt hurt just to indulge fully in it.
>>144035568Especially when there are wax drip lubes you can use to top up between waxes. It's literally less work than "normal" lubing unless you're riding in rain for every ride. And like you mention the chains wear a lot slower.
>>144035698nope i havent left the state in 8 years, just visited a couple cities on a weekend a couple times due to obligations but not a vacation
Lol, Mareczko truly is the Champion of China, conqueror of qinghai, I bet no one else has even close as many wins in Chinese tin pot races like him
>>144034419well scratch that, wound got infected while swimming in the ocean. top layer full of puss hat to be removed, back to square one. the holiday is, dare I say it, hopelessly ruined. time for copious amounts of marijuana and sleeping by the pool
>>144035673you should go to Ibiza or Berlin and binge on cigs, ecstasy, mephedrone, ketamine and GHB to reward yourself from your total abstinence
we live in spain
>>144035915TIZ IS DOWN???AAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE, I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF CICLISMO RIGHT NOW
>>144035955https://cycling2.sportshub.stream/much better than tiz desu
Well I now have 3 DNF/S on my team...
>>144035969thanks, I also just found out that cycling.today actually works
>>144035955https://tiz-cycling-live.io/stream.php
cian is kill
it's on Eurosport
>>144035990Why is he still racing anyway, he's clearly fucked mentally and maybe physically
BREAKING: Harold TAJEDA and Harold LOPEZ are two different runners
it's so over for the next remco
>>144036007One of the two is a doper and right hand lan of MAL
>>144035986neat, time to update my bookmark and the link in the OPI wonder why the other URL stopped working, though
>>144036017A bad week for next Remco's
>>144036045Van Mechelen finished 10th in that one Deutschland Tour stage though, or is he the next next Remco?
Oh DE PLUS is also ABANDON
soler goes
>>144036017Good content for the next yellow B production
>>144036057I meant WIDAR of course, Van Mechelen has always been a fraud
Martinez Povidla has awoken
>>144036081Personally I view Widar as the next Merckx, not Remco
>>144036000I don't think he would be struggling at this stage if it was just mentalthere's surely something physically wrong with him, maybe he's allergic to the worm blood
>>144036077>winning in red>winning in greenthey need to come up with better titles
DANCE also struggling
>>144036116Seeing red - christmas special soon
>Soler when Almeida went home
since cianu got rekt by whatever the fuck they doped him with and his career is completely over can we expect him to spill the beans about LAB or will they pay him off like van goydonck? The later probably
küng and gaudu going again
>william junior lesmurf
>>144035977I somehow still have 9 guys in the race
Why do they let the gnomes live right by the church? Gnomes don't respect Christ at all.
>>144036331Gnomes can live anywhere and will not cause any problems. Blatant anti-gnome propaganda. Who's paying you?
Go on, lecerf my son
>>144036365Gnomish hands typed this.
Thursday
>>144036365>T. Kabouter
They are burning all sort of matches to be honest
45 km/h avg including a cat 2 climb
business idea for shimano: program di2 to not get stuck in the small ring. if you only have charge left for one shift then don't allow big to small. got some good high cadence training in anyway. and funnily enough the bones of me training today was seated low cadence rampas so a nice mix.
>>144036414Stupid idea, the goal is to take you home, for which the small ring is better
Why not let the break go
>>144036414How can you people even run out of di2 charge anywayIt takes months to fully empty the battery
>>144036414are you secretly Dutch
>>144036427if you live on top of a mountain maybe. how the fuck is it better? nonsense>>144036435by not charging it for months. it's always the front one that goes. actually now that I think of it I don't think I gave it a full charge the last time
W*ut has NO chance against Marco Soler
>>144036365just like mold
>>144036448Just charge it when you charge your garmin. That's what I do. I have the older di2 anyway with the box under the stem that shows you the state of the battery
>>144036448Small ring will work everywhere. Big ring won't work everywhere. Pretty simple.
>>144036477small ring doesn't work on the flat (without ruining your ride). big ring only doesn't work on rampas which can easily be avoided if necessary
>>144036506You can always ride home in the small ring. You can't always ride home in the big ring.
>>144036506Should've charged your groupset rather than waste time arguing for the sake of it like a nonce
>>144036520>t. wattlet
>>144036506You can go to 35km/h easy on the small ring which is more than enough to take you home.
>>144036532and I can climb 7% in the big ring and have a normal ride. I will not change my mind on this. emailing shimano right now
>>144036553Le 4W/kg man
>>144036547Nobody cares about changing your mind. Just point out you're retarded.
>>144036547Cadencelet
Surely this will end well
>>144036590nah I'm bang on the money here. you're trying to tell me 2+2 = 5. won't be psyopped into any foolishness
>>144036633Now that's the Belgian NT we all know and love
who the hell is Juri Hollmann? 4 years at Movistar apparently. who knew
>>144036633Lacks a remco
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/alberte-greveImagine calling your daughter Alberte. That's terrible. Never heard of this name before.
>>144036680He's skipping the RR and TT to focus of the WC
>>144036690Cute
all bee’s are yellow naming yourself the yellow bee’s is stupid
>>144036698Puck 2.0
>>144036646coach said he has no fucking idea what to do so he went with everyone, time for a classic all star team that hates each other
>>144036706Because killer b's wasn't PG
>>144036690https://www.procyclingstats.com/nation/dk/we>Julie>Alberte>LouiseDanes like french names for girls for some reason
>>144036706https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_dark_bee
>>144036633>3 sprinters and van Aert >Rex>Only 3 guys that can be classified as helpers (and van Aert)Lol
>>144036714Meh better bring both in case one chutes or shimanos. They have their own leadoutWout is just the grug counter
>>144036721Alberte is not a normal name though. Albert is a name for a bald old man. At least go with Alberta
>>144036060More like DE MOINS hehe.
>>144036725yeah the non native asiatic sub species that thrives in a niche part of europe is definitely what people think of when you say bee
first real meal in fore days, tagliatelle with pancettawe are getting ever so BACK
Today Irishbert discovers that names have great local variance. Tune in tomorrow where he'll learn that some places are hot and some places are colder.
>>144035570I gave it a go for a monthchain was super clean and quiet for about a week, then got noisy and dirtythe quicklink fell apart after about 5 unclip and reclips, apparently they are only meant to be installed oncechain also got rusty from when I washed my bike even though I wiped it down and left it in the sun (Shimano 12speed chain) So you'd have to remove the chain everytime you wash your bike which is retardedI guess if you live in a super clean area and never ride on dirt it might be ok
did Laporte get silent banned this year can’t remember seeing the EC this year you don’t hear me complaining horrible jersey
>>144036745>Albert is a name for a bald old man. Where do you think we are?
>>144036769He has a saddle sore issue that somehow didn't bother him in the olympics but did for every other race
>>144036766There are 600 people in the whole world with that nameanyway this is a cool hill I found on her insta. Love to see it in a men's race
>>144036769The entire Lab Rat team got shadowbannedWhen Jonas and W*ut refused to comply, they had them chute
>>144036751You said all bees are yellow. They are not. Dumb Belgian.
For me it's Albert Fish
>>144036769Didn't he get sick after Strade Bianche? He has been really bad since then.
>>144036781Are you the usual Irish Bert? He's normally okay. Sad if youre a low quality ragebait poster now.
>>144036779ah yes “saddle sores” always works
>>144036789
Kirby is back :)
>>144036804don't know that even means. you seem to be triggered by something
>>144036809
>>144036827Ah so you're a tourist. Yeah triggered by your retarded posts. Dumb anglo.
>Clostebol butthurt cream
>>144036858Good one pal. Hope they cure your autism some day
>>144036868Btfo
>>144036721Only Louise is French of these three. But ye those are all fairly common names especially Julie and Louise.
8 veloteams left in full squad.
2021 Wout would have won this stage
>post deleted
>>144036834Even these shiny black immigrant bees avoid Belgium?!
>>144036762You'll be having such a blast on the toilet. An aquified shart van fart blast that is.But at least it must have tasted amazing on the way in.
wout adjusting the motor settings
is Squirt Lube wax based squirt drip TM not enough? do you guys really have to cook your chain?
>>144036963No I won't, I am no longer sick
>>144036963you make fun of Wout but eating his shit would increase your FTP by at least 10%>Fecal microbiota transplantation (FMT) is a rapidly growing therapy aimed at reconstituting the dysbiotic microbiota of a patient with the beneficial stool microbiota of a healthy individual.
>>144037008After a few days of a fast my first meal TTs through me and I can barely make it to the loo before it explodes out. No risky farts, it is a sprint to make it.
>>144037003I've found it to be quicker and easier overall. Plus very likely better for component life span and efficiency.
>arseman
>Hymen Arensmeme
Ah yes another case of known sprinter wout van aert climbing with the skinny guys
>>144037028Not lot of it would survive after eating it and going through all your acids and leukocytes but if it works it works, I guess.
Alright I'm paying attention. Feel free to start the mad attacks
>>144037050stellar competition like PACHER and LESERF
>>144037064Fecal transplant is done from intestine to intestine through the ass
>>144037064When done medically I believe it is either delivered in capsules designed to bring them to their destination or literally just up the ass. All very grim, but it is apparently very effective so.
>>144037077That's what I would guess, opening up your icky tubes is far too risky so it is coming from the other end that makes sense.
>>144036858>Dumb angloKEK, but reality is that brits are more celtic than Irish are anglo. Celts ethnically conquered the anglos.
>>144037090It's fairly new but apparently very effective, a guy at my old work had some sort of autoimmune gastric illness that forced him to have a very specific and restricted diet else he's have holes in his stomach from the acid or something like that + a lot of pain and discomfort all the time, he had another person's healthy shit transplanted in him over time and his quality of life exponentially grew.
ROGLIC looks fresh
What's the point of this stage?
the entire AG2R team dangling off the back. What the fuck
>>144037113Crohn's maybe, that would be amazing, I knew a few people with it and it is really life disorganizing.Give me someone else's shit anytime in this situation.
>>144037145
>>144037145no cavendish so they don’t do 6+ sprinter stages like the tour
>>144036714They wanted yellow in the name so they had a reason to keep the jerseys yellow after jumbo leftLuckily their current sponsors don't really have a main color
VAN EETVELT lachee
ultra rare fignon
Van Eetvelt confirmed clean
>>144037184
>>144037145Giving me breakaway points for Lecerf and van Aert
Ciccone dnf
>>144037184Fignon never let himself go
chute
tramadol chute
riders dying everywhere
Looked like clouds on the horizon?Surely that's not possible
Moniquet still laying in the ditch
>>144037206Oh deer
ciccone abandoon
I just to use a Bora kitchen ad
>>144037206Lol how do I keep dodging theseMe velokarma finally getting rewards
nice caida symbol btw
ciccone is abondon #17
wtf it's really clouds, or misti would never
>>144037245joe`s teamBORING hansbullBert Visscher`s Groninger Wielren TeamClean Cycling CCTeam Loving-MOLDPalestine - Piss in a CupCHADstanaHet DrijftenueNo meme teams with you, among 0 abandons.
dirty wout without honor attacking while soler was getting drinks
W*UT GOES SOLO
>>144037300>getting drinks at the intermediate sprint
Bit dirty
W*ut doing lazy Z2 while Pacher sprints trying to chase him
>>144037276I'm winning
woke up from me nap. are they slurpin?
the California of Europe?
>>144037362Isn't it a bit late for naps?
>>144037300
>>144037376well, I planned to nap like an hour, but ended sleeping
no final biden for Wout it's over
someone tell them that joao isn't there
peleton kinda slurping guess we'll have to wait a few days
>>144037435maybe they are there for Costa the fraud
Lol based Jacky shitting on Wout and praising MVDP
>>144037447he chuted long before joao went outthey are oliveira ultras
>>144037452kek, what did he say?
>>144037440AG2R likes the status quo, Mas needs a mountaintop finish and Roglic is done.
junior is really petite
based richie to the front
cola de peloton is the part where you get coca colas as the name suggests
>>144037468imagine when he undergoes his abrahamsen morph
>>144037460That Matje wins monuments while Wout wins Vuelta stagesHe's also delusional because he said Matje can win a TdF mountain stage too
they're trying to drop o'coomer again lmao
W*UT is in pas normal form again
Wout and Pacher is a cool front group. Would like to see either win today.
The always reliable Marco Soler
>>144037485>That Matje wins monuments while Wout wins Vuelta stagesRude, but fair.
>>144037528Reliably bad.
eugenia cooney pulling in the peloton
What if W*ut loses to Pacher
>>144037485at this point, Wout is happy with anything he can get
>>144037556Would be his first win after a long career. Very soulful ending to the stage.
>>144037558Yes, imagine being in this elite list >>144035139And those are just bunch sprints, let's not get into your Marczynskis, your Ben Kings, your Sander Armees...
>>144037562>NaesenWelcome from 2019, how was your trip
>>144037556I would clap.
why is la vuelta back in Portugal? well almost
>>144037562we share two pickswhat do you say about that?
>>144037558people tend to forget how hard he chuted
>>144037607yes well some people almost died this spring and a few months later they do career best efforts so this argument holds little weight these days
what does Gaudu have to gain by not attack on this climb
>>144037631saved matches
>>144037631Who?
>>144037631One more match
>>144037622bold to call jonas something among “people”
How does Pacher win this
he really needs to attack more if this is accurate
hoping for chutes
>>144037675chuting wout
>>144037631>attack>get 30 seconds>lose it all on the flatye I think he's better off not attacking today
>>144037651no bully pls, Jonas is a sensitive human being
>>144037651
>>1440376752out will find a way to fuck it up
why are there so many Belgian manlets in the peloton? that's widarlich.
soler cant descend for shit
Why is Pacher pulling?
Let's go men in spandex
yup, let's destroy this hill to make the rampas less steep
>>144037750having fun
>>144037750winner mentality
>>144037750he isn’t italian or sudaca
Looks like Britanny
>Pacher
juul-io cicconegruel-io cicconewho?-lio ciccone
very beautiful landscape
eeesh spooky descent
>>144037750>Pacher never pull eh, never you
HOLLMANN WILL PODIUM
this is basically a gravel stage. state of that road
>>144037817looks perfectly fine to me
>>144037777If he wanted to win he'd be sucking wheels for the last 20 km
maybe Wout gifts it, he already got two stages and can target more
Euskaltel for UCI points kek
woutjebros, we got this right
if Wout loses a 2 up sprint with Quinty Patcher
W O U TW O U TW O U TW O U T
>>144037829I like this cope, if we lose it's just a gift woutjebros
attaque eolienne de pacher
>>144037835easiest win of my life
nice try
REKTREKTREKT
phwoar 450W attack there
I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU WOUT
>woutwinslol
rude
>Lacher
Woutbros another one
lame
Cringe eternal 2nd dopeur celebration for outsprinting someone with no punch
Very rare Wout sprint a deux though
>>144037873it must be a hard year to be a danish cycling fan
what was pacher even thinking working for wout?
good to know that W*UT can still win some mickey mouse wt level stages against a shit field
>Quentin "white flag sprinter" Pacher
>>144037876It's very cringe indeed. I lost all respect for Van Aert today
Woutbros I'm thinking three more before the race is over
>>144037886I don't like Vingegaard either
>>144037894stfu
>>144037901My estimation of Wout Van Aert as a man just plummeted
lecerf vs soler looks very funny
George counting the victories of Pogi, Remco and Grug
his son loves him now
>>144037886Mads just won the day before yesterday
BAM another one. Feasting at the giro soon
I have like 15 jumbo celebration jaks and frogs and I can't recall using even one this season kek they have been struggling alright
>>144037876>>144037901>>144037916Based
wout's other kid is autistic too
K Ü N GÜNG
Pacher's "attack" reminded me of the Kung """attack""" in GW 2021
Anyway got some more points, always pick runners you hate
this is only stage 10. feels like this race has been on forever. not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. lots happening I suppose
lmao thank you Narvaez and Kŭng
>>144037876>>144037901>>144037916need some water with all that salt?
>>144037980it's a good thing it's been a great race so far
>>144037876>>144037901>>144037916french guy literally just gave up
Haven't had a shower since yesterday's after gym shower at 1 pm and I have been cycling around town yesterday and today.
top 10
>>144037980I got the same feeling but it's because it's one of the first editions where I've been interested in almost any race or some part of a stage. That's good.
>>144037980Yeah the Vuelta started when I was still at home I think. That was about a year ago
smug Wout
UUUUUGHHHHH, those dolphins... ESPAÑITA
>>144038029he'll probably win another 3 here which makes him an aliexpress pog I guess
Orla is back in the studio
Why does he look so tired, he hasn't even sprinted.
>>144038049Yeah, fuck W*ut
>>144038058so is Adam Blyat
>>144038063not enough doping
>>144038063he has a whole career of getting top 10s but never winning anythingmakes a man tired
>>144038063That's the just kind of tired, untreatable by sleep.
Guglielmi 11th, damn I should have picked him
what happened to quinn simmons?
I haven't followed this Vuelta much, how does Van Aert have 3 stage wins but isn't even in the top 40 for the GC? I'm a cycling brainlet too I don't know much about these races
>>144038111It's a mystery
>>144038111https://www.google.com/search?q=cycling+rider+types
>>144038111It's about time Newbert. If he wins one stage but loses 40 minutes on another one he will be far behind runners who are at the front all the time
>>144038111
ynr Remco EVENEPOEL
>>144038149yeah, haven't seen him in this Vuelta at all, what a fraud!
60kg climbing bros... how will we recover from this
Carlos Canal 75th +14 minutes. He has been quite invisible this Vuelta. Are we SURE he is real now?
>>144038164>mountain stage
>>144038149problem france?
>>144038164
>>144038180>celebrating like that against fucking MadouasI lost all respect for Evenepoel that day
>>144038164its climberover
WVA and MVDP have now the same number of wins
>>144038220It's about quality not quantity
>>144038197kek
What happens if you fall over in the Olympic sprint competition. Do you automatically lose
Now lets wait for Wout's number estimations and the inevitable squeaking.
>>144038226I would say Wout wins in a more impressive fashion
peculiar photos in Renewi roadbook
Imagine the break size tomorrow.>>144038309NOT picking Fraud Frenet.
>>144038302...time to up your medications my dear Bert
>>144038153Ty based lecerf
>>144038343The win in the yellow jersey after riding the peloton off the wheel and causing Philipsen to look like a fool.... that was incredible. A few solo's against shitters like Pedersen is pretty meh, and when he lost to Asgreen in RVV that was a hideous embarrassment. Gave up half way through the sprint.
>>144038153How do less than half the teams have Wout, he was a mandatory pick if you looked at this grim startlistI get we doompost about him but sometimes you gotta look past the memes
>>144038164>158. UIJTDEBROEKS Cian +24:15recovery is impossible, it's over
>>144038377successful psyopsalso hes expensive
Bring back this fella ASAP
>>144038309adjusting
>>144038426He's not even that expensive at 18 credits, you're gonna be hard-pressed to find a better credits for points scored ratio at the end of the GT actually
>>144038302Don't forget wout also has 2 sons whereas vdp is impotent
>>144038552>The virgin condomwearer>The chad blank shooterGrug wins again. Wout's kids probably love Grug more anyway
>>144038552>2 again
>>144038197lmao
>>144038153>>144038377hmmBertłomiej, we need stats about which Berts picked which sprinters and GC riders!I'm sure the Board of Berts will approve your bonus and won't replace you with Gemini Advandced.
>Uno X has more wins than Bora or Alpecin
>>144038552>vdp is impotentactually, he's a closeted homosexual
>>144038647Alpecin is a WT team off the efforts of two riders
>>144038647I'm impressed by old man Kristoff
>>144038647not to mention shitneos
grug also has microcephaly, so that's another point to Wout
>>144038734>Astana devo team higher than Astana
>>144038552do we know if Mathje is impotent or his coke whore trophy wife is barren?
Not picking GrugNo, not me
>>144038781I thought trophy wifes were supposed to be, you know, a trophy
No one is picking Grug.This is not even a Psyop.
>>144038643A bunch of linear algebra and calculus to relieve of the bullshit job? Oh no, that would be turrible.
>>144038833
Last climb tomorrow
>>144039023narvaez better be in the break
EC ITT without remco and tarlingKung out here burning matches to sprint for 9th placeAre we getting another bissegger
>>144039090Remco should go to Canada with Pog instead of britbong tour
>>144039090It's FOSS time.
>>144039090built for campy
>>144038805good lord
>>144038805antwerp's finest (foul)
>>144039090Daan Hoole
>>144039090a TT ending in Hasselt is kinda cool
1h-1h30 of commuting really is the best way to start/end the day
massive fire nearby, just saw a big ass smoke cloud might stay inside to avoid some extra cancer
>>144039330how about no commuting?
>>144039387>construction companyi’d stay inside
>>144039166I'd love to see it, but he seems tired
I still can't believe ocoomer will win a gt for a French teamin a van rysel
>>144039417Depends on your commute I guess
>>144039455>O'coomer will win a GC so Lipowitz could get a top 10
>>144039417nothing better than commuting by bike in the summerunless you're a neet that does morning rides but I feel like a lot of neets are miserable nowadays
>>144039023>ynrmade for Roglic
Whats with all these descent finishes
>youtube recommending live stream of bolo palma againwhy is the iberian life so comfy bros? just do nothing all day and stuff just happens ...
cracking day today. sun belting down and me on a day off. could have done 100km and got a great tan. anyway I had nice walk down to the sea for a swim and got chatting to some old geezer. he told me I should talk to the trees. u wot m8saw some lad cycling with headphones on over his helmet. comicalwas mirin my own shadow. looking leandid ya see Oasis are back? be listening to them for the rest of the week nowstay tuned for the next blogpost (tomorrow).
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/grande-premio-jornal-de-noticias/2024/stage-3Have you seen this race. Basically a mini Volta with many household names. your Eulalios your Figeiredos your Leals your Mendoncas
Then I can blogpost too. I have quite a comfy balcony here in Tbilisi my Berts. I drank wine and also beer. Next week I have to w*rk again. Aaaaaaaaaaaah I don't wont to go home
>>144039574there will be plenty mtf
>>144039736That does look comfy
>>144039736What happened to your job? Do you gave it up or you can just take 2 months vacation?
>>144039728Of course, it's a BIG race that finally came back last year after a hiatus. And RHEISH surprised everyone.
>>144039790I am in the middle of the old city in a good hotel and it is only like 35 eurodollars per night. I am struggling to spend my last money here, I go to the best restaurants and it is like 10 bucks. And it is not a muslim shithole like Azerbaijan. I have no idea why people still go to Italy or France.
>>144039736because of your flag I'll have lunch in a Georgian restaurant very soondamn psyop
>>144039811I quit so I can become a train driver, ppattt!
is this a good pokemon card, /cyc/? which one is your favorite?
>>144039842I thought they didn't take you
>>144039841I had shkmeruli today, it was pretty good.
>>144039831a few years back our government launched a program to import Georgians as cheap workslaves for agriculture, but it failed miserably because they would have none of it
>>144039868Yes but then I applied for metro driver and I did get hired there, and I start next week. And gaining experience for a year or so I will then apply for the train again.
>>144039853Milktank
>>144039831because its closer. I dont even leave the country anymore, i cant stand all the hassle of travel. Best vacation is in my own backyard
