It was 3-0 edition
>>144033985First for my islanders :)
>>144033985they made our Don proud in the end
>>144033999It's going to be windy tomorrow
>>144034009Doubt donny j could explain icing
>>144033999rip >our islanders
They're telling me the puck went from one end to the other and the ref called it. Some people are saying our guy was there but it was still called. It's not new. They've been calling it for years.
>>144034052Why would any New Yorker pick the Islanders over the Rangers? It makes no sense.
>>144034072Same as those who pick the Jets over Giants or Mets over Yankees Guess it more related to your location at the end of the day
>>144033985Islanders are a racist organization look how they treat their minority players in the past and now duclair. That’s why very few bipoc players play for them.
>>144034109>few bipoc play for themIsn’t that every nhl team?
>>144034085Mets over Yankees makes sense.
>>144034132Unless you’re from Queens yeahIf not it’s retarded
>>144033999Retard
>>144034182I don’t give a shit about wrestling
the anaheim ducks are not a fantastic Ice Hockey Team.
>>144034206Just like my islanders
>1993
Sad
>>144034215The NFL stopped at 32 and thats an absolute juggernaut of a sportWhy does the NHL think it can expand even more despite being a distant 4th in the sport popularity rankings and may move into 5th as soccer becomes more and more popular?
>>144034223The nhl makes most of its money from ticket sales so more teams = more ticket sales
>>144034206Wish I lived in beautiful Anaheim USA.
>>144034192neither does the rest of your tranny fed fans
>>144034215Gary smiles jewishly
>>144034223the nfl is sports entertainmentnot a real athletic competition
>>144033985
>>144034444Lol this beady eyed canuck thinks hockey isn’t rigged
>>144034659I say Jarvis needs to hurry up and sign>>144034022he just vibesit's 100% instinct with him
Gary just messaged me on his new Signal account. Red Wings playoff run has been shelved for now.
>>144034886As an investor in the NHL Sports Entertainment Inc. I can’t stand for this.
>>144034886I heard that Gary grooms children on Signal. Could be true could be false
>>144034933This was mostly debunked
>dead wings
remember when the presd signed a bunch of old dudes for term KEK
>rags
1. Connor McDavid, 27, Edmonton2. Nathan MacKinnon, 28, Colorado3. Auston Matthews, 26, Toronto4. Leon Draisaitl, 28, Edmonton5. Aleksander Barkov, 28, Florida6. Sidney Crosby, 37, Pittsburgh7. Brayden Point, 28, Tampa Bay8. Jack Eichel, 27, Vegas9. Jack Hughes, 23, New Jersey10. Elias Pettersson, 25, Vancouver11. J.T. Miller, 31, Vancouver12. Sebastian Aho, 27, Carolina13. Connor Bedard, 19, Chicago14. Roope Hintz, 27, Dallas15. Dylan Larkin, 28, Detroit16. Nick Suzuki, 25, Montreal17. Tim Stützle, 22, Ottawa18. Robert Thomas, 25, St. Louis19. Mika Zibanejad, 31, New York Rangers20. Nico Hischier, 25, New Jersey
>>144035224>Jack Eichel, 27, Vegasbased
>>144034999Korpisalo just stand there and watching while his team mate gets crosschecked in the neck. A real man would've immediately started to pummel that son of a bitch Perron with his blocker.
>>144034215They're only going to expand further because there are fewer American teams than in the other big American sports. I hope Canadians really enjoy the buttfucking they will receive in the coming decade when it comes to their sport. Just flood the league with 6 more American teams and Canadian fans will see their team's chances of ever winning a cup in their life time decrease by 500%.
>>144035350math isn't your strong suit is it
>>144035227based on what
>>144035381based on being a stanley cup champion. something you've never seen a player on your team accomplish.:^)
>emoticonthis is an imageboard newfriend
>>144035366No, it never was. The mathematically correct number is 442,86%, but you can't just take the amount of Canadians teams vs American teams into account, but a lot of other things too, so I rounded it off to 500%
Why didn't they sell a hockey team to the blackberry chad?
based on retardation you mean? josh mahura is a stanley cup champion
>>144035450He didn't toe Gary's line
Huomenta
what is this based on?
>>144036158the Trinity?
>>144036158I didn't know used arcade machines were that cheap
when the CCP inevitably takes over toronto. will this be a good thing for the laffs?
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>144036424They might actually turn things around. How do Chinese feel about Indians?
>>144036554think xi trades marner?
>Zadina PTO with the SabresGrim.
>>144035224What's this a list of frauds?
>>144036615What are you fucking retarded?
>>144036623Cope
>>144036615top 10 centers according to nhl network
Yuma needs hockey and hockey needs Yuma
>>144036638There's 20 listed you stupid Finn
>>144035224Barkov should be higher
>>144035224worst kitchen designs?
>>144036759I hear Draisaitl and Stutzle are planning on replacing their ovens soon
>>144036770Draisaitl is inviting hyman over for dinner
>>144035224magine having larkin and hintz ahead of suzukilol lmao
>>144035224>Bedard that high>below PPG and not even 70 games inKek, lmao even.
>>144036828Suzuki should try being huWhite
>>144035224Hughes and Hischier are nowhere close to top 20
>>144036847you forgot to factor in his ability to milk a large fan base for revenue>honey our black hawks are gonna win the cup again! hurry hurry buy season tickets!
38 days until October 4th (season opener)
How many days until April 17?
>>144037030focus on halloween first
This year got Halloween I'm buying a bunch of 50ml shot bottles and giving them out to the grown ups who are chaperoning the groups of kids
>>144037111Based I'll hand out kit kats
why do you people disrespect my flames so
>>144037341Theyre shit and for retards
The Nintendo Direct was straight trash bros
>>144037358They didn't even announce mother 3
>>144037341hate us cuz they ain't us
>>144037353wolf is on the flames retard
>>144037561Fucker also jinxed my Sensies in 2017
>>144037532>>144037561
>He supports a team that ISN'T Original SixLol, ngmi.
Flames mentioned Our Sennies mentioned
>https://youtu.be/qTRPgtHLk88?si=D1gQ6CtfXUK5Saxf Oasis better tour in America
>>144037686Haha stupid frog
Sum 41 bros, what's happening?
Saw a guy with a hitmen shirt in toronto. oilers btfo
>>144037888BASED Bretchad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladislav_%C5%A0%C4%8DurkoRefchads...
>>144038021Yet he was able to continue playing.......
>>144038064>.......kys
>>144034266
>>144037686>your bacon is just ham
>>144034444checked
>>144037561I missed that. Trudeau out mushed Trump.
no hockey today lads
>>144038783Oh yeah? Check again.
i miss being a kid and playing ministicks with my friends. :(
>>144038800huh? does some third world meme league have an exhibition game or something?
Made you look lol
>>144038847Club Friendlies all over Eurasia i'm watching some Qzech team play a Slovak team and Plzen sucks as usual
>he's not watching the shl preseason
>>144038854god damnit
>>144038835When I was a kid id play ministicks with my older brother in the basement and we would always end in a massive brutal fight but then the next day we'd play again like nothing happened. Good times.
>>144038902my older brother would beat me up just for existing lmao
>>144038928Shouldn't have existed, nerd
>snes fans be like we might make a cheeky playoff contention at the bottom of the table
trb is here shilling his euroboo hockey
>>144038835Have some kids and play them
I don't enjoy rapey's try hard euro league posting one bit or any of his posts ever posted
how old were you the first time you skated?me? 5.
>>144038835There are some pretty good ones that are replica Warrior and CCM sticks, much better than the novelty plastic ones from days long passed
>>144039066Don't bother asking, hoc proves time and time again nobody here actually played
>>144037532Oilers were lucky Dallas shit the bedOilers were lucky Panthers went to sleepOilers are old, slow, and all CanadiaDraisaitl is sick of being thrown shitty 4th line scrubs as his "linemates" while all-Canadian management team spends 15m+ on McDavid's linematesDraisaitl will not resignDraisaitl will sign with a team where he has real wingers and will outpoint McDavidOilers will get even older, slower, and more cringeCult of McDavid will transition to some even shittier one-dimensional Canadian nothing.
>>144039068that's pretty cool.
>>144039186funniest part of that WEBM is how, after the 4th line Russian obliterates McDavid in full-ice race, McDavid shamelessly>holds>interferes with him and, of course, all-Canadian referees just don't call itI remember one time Svech stole the puck from Sidney Crosby, Crosby literally bear-hugged him and swung him around, then took the puck back, and the referees applauded, "Go, CANADA!"Without referees, NHL would be roughly 10% Canadian
>>144038835I miss being a kid and having friends and optimism
>>144039186The league is now focusing on Bedard since it knows that mcdavid will win nothing
>>144037532
Good afternoon, fellow cat ladies. Go alberta teams go, btw.
>>144039372
>>144039376reminds me of Chipotle Mexican Grill
Since McDavid’s NHL Debut in 2015, how many Cups has this world’s best player won?
>the slovan of Bratislava
>>144039445Since Crosby is the best player in the world two
>Plzeň
Plzeň are the next Extra Champion, lads>just you wait and see
>>144039253>BedardImagine being the first player in NHL history allowed to set your own shifts and play full 2-min PPs and every offensive zone faceoff you want....and this is your statline
>>144039497Kill yourself you raped faggot
>>144039215How many games in the conference finals has svech won
my team is better than your team at hockey
>>144039534None.But he could still skate two laps around the rink before Sidney Crosby could do one.How much backne do you think Sid has from all his roids?Dude's looking more obv than fucking Bonds
>>144039449Correct
>>144039395Matthews' favorite restaurant
the upcoming season is on its way, lads, Are You Ready????>are you really?
>>144039625April 17 will be here before we know it
>>144039545Source?
>>144039215good bait desu
>scoreless draws
>get home>fire up internet>sea of retarded crippled bitch spamand im out
>enter Ice Hockey General >complain about the shipping and handling of anime coffee mugsReally? really? ok...
When does the NHL training camps start?
private burrito vs sergeant mug round 2 soon
Yeah, they seethin'
What is the ideal canadian city for the man who hates and wants to avoid the NHL season, hates Chicago, hates New Jersey, hates the Stanley cup and wants an anti-ice hockey city?
>>144040191Two weeks
>>14404019115th of septemberthe reason that's also the draft cutoff birthday
>>144040227>matthews, ovechkin, Brady tkachuk all got birthday cucked
that time mikheyev beat Mcdavid in a foot race was after Mcdavid had a 2min pp shift
>>144040320>>144040203https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Premier_League
>>144040373don't even (You) me again you fuckin low life
I love it when she Veeti on my Väisänen.
>>144040388veeti is an insult for someone who was born in the 2000s here kek
>>144040436>he doesn't rob the zoomer cradle
>>144040373Just Like My Horsies
No goals
>>144040477>off-topic raped bitch posting >This window closes in 3 seconds Keep of hockey related
>>144040320Ilya Mikheyev is the undisputed world heavyweight champion of having zero finish. if missing the net after outskating 3 guys to the puck and then beating the defenceman was a sport, he'd have more rings than the Richard brothers
>>144040477>>144040504I need a Canadian city without a team in the damn NHLhttps://canpl.ca/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Premier_League
>>144040548Try GetLostville or KickRockstown bud
>>144040548Quebec City would be your bet
>>144040548Woah rare costa rican
>>144040630This nigga is not rare
>>144040640welcome to /hoc/, newfish
>Seravalli also mentioned that the Oilers should be interested in Tony DeAngelo
>>144040661Just like my islanders
>>144040658Shut up rapey
>>144040629Reasons why Quebec City is the Canadian city for the man who hates ice hockey and wants to avoid the NHL?
>>144040691That’s where all the nonces live and govern
>>144040726I hope that one day Quebec City will be given a team in the Canadian Premier League.Fuck the Nordiques
>>144040757https://northerntribune.ca/quebec-city-canadian-premier-league-progress/
>>144039578Only laps I care about are ones done with the stanley cup
>>144040320Remember that time Makar won a foot race vs McDavid and easily took the puck?
>laffs
and soooooo, sally can waitshe knows it's too late as we're walkin' on byyyyyher soul slides awaybut "don't look back in anger," i heard ya say
My oilers got em boiling this thread haha
hot hockey girl
pondering some new gimmick ideas. thinking it might be cool to start pretending that the oilers are america's team now
>>144041139How can flames and oilers be america's teams while being enemies?
>>144041021_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>144041159that's what the gimmick will hopefully answer
>>144040686underrated post
This general a gay
>>144041139How about you come up with your own shit instead of ripping people off faggot
>>144041536how about you wipe your tears kiddo kwab go oilers!!
>>144041530yeah it's never been good
Remember when google tried to get bought out by yahoo but yahoo declined kwab go flames
>>144041608didn't yahoo have a female CEO during that kwab go flames>women
>>144041605Just like my islanders
nxt toknight
just met a former yotes fan. he said he was at their last game. and i'm thinking to myself, what a rare person. probably like 1 of 15 people that were at that college rink.
>>144041731based he's a knights fan now
>>144041756Doubt
>>144041608my dad thinks yahoo is the front page of the internet
>>144041789based retard
>>144041756nah he said he's following their spirit to utah. i got the feeling he was an indian (feather not dot)
>>144041861Based he'll be a mormon before he knows it
>>144041804Retard
>>144041731cope it was a sellout
>>144042003They sure did get sold out
>>144041530/hoc/ is a men's locker room
Wolverine is canonically a flames fan
>>144042071Based
>>144042044We have ladies
e-chads...
>>144042161The PWHL femcel left
>>144042306Roids status???
trudeau is going to deport everyone in toronto kwab go flames
>>144042306based sid the softball fanatic rip
>>144042436She's working hard this offseason
need to catch up on raw tonight
going to catch up on not asking
>e-slop
Our Sennies finna blow up the league
>>144042705Blow the league in being a raped bitch in last place for the last five years
>>144042617>>144042646still tiny, trannies. nyla has aids
business idea: wrestling but the ring is a big trampoline
>>144042749Great reading comprehension there Samir
>>144042775The AEW PPV was amazing beats anything the wrestling world has created in the past 20 years
>>144042870shiitt and monke was a literal half star match you mark retard
Who is Samir?
who is bud?
>>144043042slopdown was cancelled
*slapshot from the top rope*
German engineering
>a big change of pace
>>144043313das auto
>>144043313Stutzle gets 10+xp if he plays on German ice
ohhhhhthe good old hockey game
It's the best game you can name
>>144043264>fox being outbid is a cancellationBASED coping tranny retardKWAB
Fucking Deadlock sucks ass. Valve released another shitty game.
>>144043313why i inherited this is beyond me
>>144043313
Got turned down to be crosby's wealth manager :(
>>144043313Don't pee on the fancy German ice
Eating some cheddar
>>144043525At least they didnt turn you out, lol
fucking BASED
>>144043557with crackers?
>>144043576pepperoni sticks
>>144033985FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TRANSPLANT! YOU ALMOST COST US OUR CUP!
>>144043525He already has someone running his online buttolug shop
>>144042561she's practicing her squat form?
>>144042705Do you think they can take Tampa's playoff spot?
>>144043313so this will grow the game
Just remembered Minnesota exists and boy am I seething
>>144043575>With the launch of Victory+ in September 2024, fans within the Ducks’ regional television territory (Orange County, Los Angeles County, Riverside County, San Bernardino County, San Diego County, Imperial County, Santa Barbara County, Ventura County and Hawaii) can enjoy games free of charge and additional content wherever they are on their preferred device.Pretty damn based indeed
>>144043622Too early to count but my visions tell me yes
>>144034206what's in Anaheim apart from Disneyland?
>>144034109>racist organizationGord Miller shut the fuck up
>>144043575>>144043713instead of making you download a whole new app they should've put it on amazon or something. make the barrier for entry as low as possible
>>144043713I thought Hawaiians rooted for Vegas
>>144043734Its a little bit racist to make the black guy cut his hair to look "professional" like the whites no?
>>144043772No that isn't racist. Thats called a standard. I
>>144043772No one is forcing him to be a professional athlete making millions. Only redditors defend this shit. They defend little faggots reneging on their draft team because “le vibes were lowkey off on god” by arguing, “McGoatsy has every right to look out for his best interest and do what he wants.” This isn’t fucking burger king: you can’t have it your way. Being a professional athlete is a privilege and luxury millions would kill to have, you didn’t have to enter the draft
How come this argument over a "no beards" policy happened with Lou on the island, and never in Toronto?
>>144043783Standard of what? he can't have locs because it looks unprofessional? niggers are unprofessional to you? Alright ya racistwhy not be a man and admit you hate em and wish we could still own them instead of pretending you're not a racist >>144043820you don't like the way niggers talk. sounds like racism to meduclair has to choose between looking like a black man and generational wealth. he's like a tap dancer at a minstrel show, it is degrading >>144043828people always complained about lou's retarded policies in toronto retard
why would you even sign a black player?
good question
>>144043906Sometimes it's funny
>>144043828I believe the media here made stories up about kadri/lamariello but that wasn't an issue Naz is a pro
>>144043899His polices apparently didn't bother Josh Ho-Sang. Hell Duclair even joked about it after signing there.
>>144043942famous black guy josh ho sangyou mean the shitty bust josh ho sang? who's only option to continue playing hockey was to sign with the shitty islanders? great post retard
>>144043971Who else am I going to say? There's like 7 black players in the NHL. Who even gives a shit about hair besides fags?
I feel a Marner brewing. But I have to go to work and gotta sit on it for 6 hours.
Duclair is too soft to have dreads anyways
>>144043993There are millions of black boys born in canada who's families have been Canadian for several generations and no wonder they don't want to play hockey when even at the highest level there's still old fucks like Lou around
>>144034052the same Neil Smith who got fired after 40 days?
simple as
Do raisins belong in monster cookies? I get them from my local grocery store and I would say 1/4 of them have a stray raisin or two. I think I enjoy the infrequency of them
Lou lamoriello is a senile old fart who hasn't won a trade nor made a positive signing in over a decade
>>144044185Reddit
>>144044222once you get into the executive game you are set. Look at Todd Richards. He sucks dick and still gets hired
>>144044218raisins don't belong in a damn thing except raisin bran
>>144044289preach
>>144044245sounds like a shitty excuse for the islanders keeping a shit gmstanley cup champion todd richards you're talking about?
Raisins go in oatmeal, you filthy animals.
>>144044367disgusting freak
Today I saw a guy in a Maine nordiques shirt at the gym
What kind of stupidass name is maine nordiques
>>144044449That's crazy
>>144044338Then who replaces Lou?
>>144044493It’s a name fitting for a state that has TimHortons
>>144034072Isles fans are almost exclusively in Nassau and Suffolk counties in NY and they usually are just fans bc they hate the City that much
>>144044543Literally anyone that wasn't alive for the Roosevelt administration
>You slackjawed fucktards could shave your whole body but I don't allow faggots on the team either.
>>144044565>team is named after long island>retard thinks he’s insightful for highlighting that people who live in Long Island are fans of the … IslandersBud Jr.-tier profundity and insight
>>144044584Why is alex debrincat there
>>144044594Why not?
>>144043993Lou wasn't there when ho sang was there
>>144044628Yeah he was. Ho-Sang still was on the islanders back in 2018-19, the first year of Lamoriello's reign.
>>144044185>10 ringsKWAB
>>144044185>only 10 rings Poverty franchise
>>144044185Montreal: Beliveau, H. Richard, M. Richard, LafleurGP - 4322, Goals - 1927, Points - 4477, Rings - 34, Calder 0, Hart - 5, Pearson/Lindsay - 3, Art Ross - 4.
>>144044696Most of those rings were won when there were 6 teams in the NHL
>>144044709All cups won before there were 32 teams count the same
>>144044709OIlers: Gretzky, Kurri, Messier, McDavidGP - 2946, Goals - 1784, Points - 4728, Rings - 14, Calders - 0, Hart - 12, Lindsay/Pearson - 10, Art Ross - 12
>>144033985why do Americans vote for this paedophile?
>>144044730I'd put even ryan "I promised horcoff I wouldn't do this" smyth over jari carried
why do non-hockey countries think it's ok to post offtopic in /hoc/?
>>144044770this but non-whites
>>144044770>non hockey countriesso every country in the world beside Canada? shit sport anyway
>>144044730You could swap Coffey for Kurri. You would lose 2 rings but you would add 2 Norris trophiesPittsburgh's only Norris winner is Randy Carlyle lmao and they traded him to tank for Lemieux lmao
Who's the fifth best columbus blue jacket ever
>>144044753Who?
>>144044795I find it extremely hard to believe that fat fuck randy was a norris trophy level defenceman
>meme offensemanYeah, no.
>>144044655grim
>>144044809Dimeless gimmick my friend
>>144044817Expansion in the 70s meant that a lot of cantskates were added to the voting pool so they just voted for the defenceman with the most points. There was a Thermidorian Reaction in the next couple years with stay at home defender Rod Langway winning twice.
>>144044879What?
>>144044928No dimes
Discuss
>>144044992Tandems only matter in the regular season as long as you aren't a shit team that overplays their good goalie (Winnipeg, JLMI, etc). In the playoffs you only go as far as your best goalie can take you.
>>144044992Penguins and blues in elite is retarded
>>144044992Is this only tandem rankings or something? I don't see how you can rank Blues and Pongs on the elite tier here. Jets probably belong in the Super Elite as well.
>>144044992Devils goalie tandem is shit and you're a retard
>>144045095Connor hellebuyck was the worst goalie in the playoffs last year
>>144045152We are talking about regular season anon.
>>144044806david vyborny
>>144045161Who the hell cares about the regular seasonthe playoffs are what's important
>>144045190Do you seriously think the Jets played the Avalanche well, regardless of how Helle played?
>>144045207Hard to play your best when you are worried that any mistake will end up in the back of your net
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJTILrqB3E
>>144044806Scott Hartnell
>>144045236The Avs did fine with their sieve behind them
sometimes it goes insometimes it doesn't
>>144044992Wolf is super elite
vibes status?
>>144045893AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144044992someone please launch this man into the sun
>Swayman getting over 10Mjfc
>>144046032that's what the ruins get for trading his boyfriend before having him under contract
>>144046061They couldn't keep both given their offseason moves.
>>144046067they could have bamboozled him by signing him first and then trading ullmark
>>144046079Thats just being a dick
>>144045402Helly buck played much much worse
>>144046084being dicks worked for vegass
>>144046032The bruins deserve it after trading Ullmark before signing Swayman
>>144043575wtf I'm forming a flying V now
>>144046137>"bro just trade the goalie who was the only reason you made it a 6 game series against the cup champions"
Then where?
>>144046187Does China have a hockey league?
>>144046152Of course they need to retain Swayman, he was the mvp of their run last season. Bruins management is stupid for not signing Swayman before trading Ullmark
>>144046206Welcome to kunlun!
>>144046206one team that plays in the KHL
>>144046251they are actually, for some reason, based in moscow
>>144046259Traveling to Beijing was too long for khl teams. Still having the team in Moscow defeats the surprise of having a Chinese team. I guess China has given up on hockey
Draisaitl needs to sign with Bluejackets. that team is the future
>>144046259still China's team, though, so technically I answered the other dude's question
Kunlun Coyotes
>>144046293>having the team in Moscow defeats the surprise of having a Chinese teamIf Americans can feel pride from watching a team of Canadians and Europeans then Chinks can feel pride from a team of Europeans playing in Europe
>>144046365canadians can't feel any pride because of 1993 kwab
>>144046213I wonder if China HAD to sell the team back to Moscow because of the sanction agreements, aren't they still abiding by some of that shit? or at least getting sanctions themselves because there not??>image unrelated to China AND Moscow
Spencer Knight? More like Spencer DrugLmao
>>144046412How's the mom rapey? Looking at time of day she gave you dinner and bathroom change
>image of a Dad hoping for a hockey-related mug for Father's Day and being disappointed
>>144046511>trb thinks the mug was for bud srlol
>>144046511now try understanding the song was the kid that raped you
>>144046511That's me on the left
>>144046557I'm sorry for your loss, sir
Umm Calgary boys? U OK? https://calgaryherald.com/news/calgary-water-main-break-repair-update-august-27-2024
>>144046627i can't read it
>poor plumbing
>>144046627This is still happening? What a fucking city
>>144046661Calgary gonna run out of water unless people stop using water
>>144046692good point
>>144046306He’s signing with Utah in a year
utah's gonna offersheet swayman
utah doesn't even have a team name
utah clubbies
utah skibidi
Utah Hawk Tuah
>>144046784utahhatuha wk tu ah
>the Utah Patooties
/hoc/ giving me sigma ohio vibes rn
22.17.04
Anytime is a good time to remind visible minorities of their inferiority
>>144047659white bros...
>>144047659Byfield was an invisible minority until last year
>>144046187N I H A OIHAO
Still don't know what hawk tuah is
>>144047820it'll pan out and define itself over the next season, just like my islanders...
>>144047820Retard
What’s Gary have in store for us this season?
>>144043575kwab imagine your team being so dogshit they put their slop out for free. knighttime+ is only $70 for the season
my Nordiques :)
>>144047820wow you just be the most epic guy online and totally not a newfag
Ts hawk tuahing me Couldn't even demure to this I skibidi'd everywhere all over my circle chain Gold
>>144047890fun, excitement, and maybe something truly special... >you'll just have to watch and find out with the rest of us
I’m /hoc/ tough. You can call me a retard and I barely even cry anymore
>>144047984do you plan on getting raped again?>>>>>>>>>>>>>for fun
>>144047991Rake
>>144047820Nobody cares, boomer.
think im gonna start dating again lads. can't be hung up on that cunt forever while she's probably getting filled out like an application
I am such a massive faggot>And I was raped by a fat weeHow could I possibly be a bigger retard?
>>144048084Why do you care what your ex is doingNigga
>>144048139Retard
>>144048205still tiny tranny
>>144048076It's a funny vine or something right?
Is Bro Hymn still the Ducks' goal song?
>>144048349Retard
>>144048539TheBasedGuy
>>144047921Thanks everybody says so
watching alien (1979)
>>144046627>>144046686holy FUCK you cannot be serious.. No fucking way
Could the next thread be flames themed. It's been fucking forever and it's just plain rude. We run this shit. This is our general. We deserve respect.
>>144048850shut the fuck up fag
>>144037353Just like my Penguins
>>144044543>>144044581me
To you with failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it highIt hurts to say goodbye. It really does…
not wearing a poppy
>>144049869
>>144048888hey nowthat wasn't nice
If Swayman sits out to start the year and the >ruins are forced to start Korpisalo I would laugh so hard. Why did those retards think trading their leverage before locking Swayman down was a good idea?
Life...Is something special that you can only have one time. Enjoy the shit out of it.
>>144050113>only have one timejesus christ
>>144050138It's about inside not outside. True life is inside your soul.
blessed be the faithful flamesbro i pray for your wellbeingyou'll make it anon
>>144050113Thanks for the advice. I’ve made tons of mistakes but I’ll still try to be happy
>1993>soilers
>>144047914Sex with frog Miku>>144050302Sex with Takagi
>>144050769kys
>>144050064The bruins truly can’t escape >finnish goaltending. This is divine karma for chanting we want Swayman during Tuukka’s final game
>>144047391/hoc/ ain’t got no rizz fr fr
when i was a kid, all i wanted to be was a pro hockey player.30 years later, i'm a /hoc/ poster.
*leaves it to beaver*
With kylington walking, do the flames restart the rebuild? Their picks are hemorrhaging value, quickly, it’s do or die or they will be toiling with a team in 30th place even year in the new arena
I wanted to be a Jedi when I was a kid. Now I'm an alcoholic who posts on /hoc/
>>144051042I know that feel bro
>>144050803I love you too man
i love every single one of you goofy buggers
I would cup check, slash, hook, trip, crosscheck, high stick, and board every single one of you retards
>>144051435not me, bud. i'd drop the gloves and then you'll be sorry.
he's geting 40 buts this year
>>144051435Not the /hoc/ PWHL player
>>144051462>guy who exclusively coached shit teams says Laine is the best player he's ever coachedEbin.
>>144051440The only thing you drop is balls into your mouth lmao
>>144051478>guy who exclusively coached shit team'02 eagles were not a shit team, b'y
I wanted to be a professional retard when I was a kid. Now I'm living the dream here on /hoc/
>>144051507wow me toogo(flames)od job
>>144051409I love you too <3
>>144051535this is the fight btw:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoFbleszYfY
I wanted to work for Pokémon as a kid. Now I design new gimmicks on /hoc/
Maintenance is working on the lighting in the office and they just turned them all off for a moment so it got really dark. It gave me a chuckle because I thought back in school if the lights ever went out all of the kids would start screaming
Po/hoc/emon! Gotta catch em all!Copey!Randy!Bud!TRB!Chambers!Kippers!
>>144051647I like it when the lights are off, I can use natural light
>>144051665Kippers died ages ago mateThey dumped his body in the okanagan lake
>>144051644Based
>>144051665These designs are shit Im not buying the new game
>>144051665>no SamirFucking genwunner
>>144051726
>>144051787Samir isn't real, dick face
>>144051845Samir is a legendary po/hoc/emon you haven’t caught
The flames sold hard last year and hold only 3 prospects in the elite prospects top 100 ranking (after losing kylington)What went wrong?
>>144051852Maybe on planet retard
>>144051856their fans are fags and they deserve to have a shitty team
Putting the finishing touches on the next gimmick which I'll be debuting the next thread. You all should consider yourselves lucky for being here to see it
I hate gimmicks
>>144051876Aka the po/hoc/emon region
Didn't ask
37 days until the season opener (October 4th)
for me, it's knowing who wins the cup by watching preseason games
>>144051966I can tell who is going to win based on training camp scrimmages
>>144051966I predicted the eastern conference winner before last season even started
232 more days
first for fINland.
There is a v tuber that plays chel
Nobody cares about streamers, zoomfag
>>144051997Link?
You seem to
Needs more ads>>144039376
I dont
>>144051990SUOMI :DDDDDD
>>144051984Everyone did retard
Could the next thread be flames themed?
>>144052032Some /hoc/izens thought the devils would win the East
Whos the goat of 21st century aka most stanley cups
>>144052038Well a lot of people are moving to planet retard
>>144051563what a great fight wew
>>144052041pits burg probably
>>144051644why is king of donair always cold?i've never gotten a hot donair from kod
>>144052008Akascarletvt
>>144052063>>144052063>>144052063New
>>144052060Albertan donairs are just a cut above. It’s what fuels us flameschads
>>144051644Saw a street ad for "halifax style donair" yestarday.
