Opening ceremony on now
Queue? Wait.
please someone kill the french commentators
KIRIBASS!
>>144056154how do you distinguish between some prole and some oil sheik? they look like they dress the same to me
>go into /para/ thread>see the ukraine joke i was saving up has been used twice already in the old thread
MUAH
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO
>>144056100>>144056154>>144056162why don't they get to ride boats?
>>144056185>camera cuts away during their little spinCriminal
Schedule for the games.
Oh look, it's USA
LIETUVUS LIETUVUS
>>144056198They've gone down the Champs Elysees instead
luxemburg king looks like farage
>>144056198There's so much shit in the Seine it's unnavigable
sex with LUXEMBOURG
I'M FIRINNNNNNNNNN
>>144056222He's a Grand Duke anon
north macedonians can't hold their own flag??
>>144056204>velodrome from the first dayBASED
BASED ROMANI MUSIC
>>144056204para taekwondo will probably be better than actual taekwondo, and wheelchair fencing sounds fucking rad
He's only half the man he used to be
>>144056242I apologise to his royal not-so-highness
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON AGAIN
who /lastleg/ here
Sexy dwarfs
Some of them don't even look handicapp they all walk fine
Who's waiting for /the last leg/ here?
>>144056258>wheelchair fencing sounds fucking radIt's boring af, the wheelchairs are bolted to the ground.
>>144056284>>144056296YES ANON!
>>144056296really makes you think
>>144056297>chair fencing
>>144056258For me, it's wheelchair rugby
>>144056161One word too long
>>144056296>>144056284HIVEMIND>>144056292They might be blind/partially sighted, or single leg amputee on a prosthetic
The black Irish woman runs over retarded 'aryans' again, subhuman /pol/tard
>>144056311Yeah the wheels are just decorative.
ENTER MONGOLIA
sombrero chads RISE UP
>>144056297then how are they supposed to feint or evade? sounds like just the twitchiest guy wins
>>144056312Wheelchair rugby looks very dangerous, I saw a video where a guy landed on his neck with his wheelchair.
MISSED MEXICO T____T
Mongolia wheelchair cuties>>144056309What?
i need a mongol outfit
I heard the Israeli don't like that velodrome.>>144056161The french canadian one is good. If you got a VPN you can log on ici.tou.tv
I don't think there's been a country with a single athlete yet
Who the fuck is this DJ?
>>144056352They just move their torso.
Namibia.. my brothers
THE SHAPE!
Dressing up in the morning is already a political act according to the french commentator
>>144056384Myd
Props to Nambia to incorporating the cane as a prop to their uniforme.
>>144056360>What?obviously meant for >>144056292
"le matin vous vous levez, vous vous habillez c'est déjà politique"sacrée daphné
White guy from Niger
>>144056383Nicaragua
>that "norwegian" flag bearer
>>144056354Don't call it murderball for nothing.
>>144056383WHAT ABOUT MACAU ANON???
Kiwis dress like me
BURMA!Why did you say Burma?I panickedAnd now it is time for the inferior subhuman /pol/tard on top of your television set to explode.
>>144056398>the french commentator
>>144056432Macao had three!
>>144056411Les révolutionnaires ont décidément mal fait leur boulot, coupez lui la tête à cette bobo noble putain.
NORNONS
>>144056289
>>144056383Myd, he is on Ed Bangers like Kavinsky that was on the Olympic closing ceremony, Justice too. I recommend the music he made with other guys under the name club cheval, it’s nice
>>144056359reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SIRS
>>144056446I think Eritrea had one athlete and a couple of coaches only
NOT A COUNTRY
Who's the French commentator you lot are going on about?
>>144056476the average woke cunt
volunteer dancers dripping sweatwill they last?
>>144056476Daphné Bürki, co-responsible for the ceremonies.
>>144056474>pakistan gets shown>no commentary>palestina gets shown>YEAH AND PAKISTANS GREAT HOPE IS SCHARMAN SCHUHUWAHANIAN, WHO...kek
>Krishnan paki murthy keeps interjecting to discuss israel and palestineFUCK OFF>>144056456Justice are based.
NETHERS
para-guay!
Netherlands with the full white contingent but negro flag bearer
>>144056204everything kino
Why Uzbekistan appeared before the P’s?
I dont mean to be bad, but many of the people there don't appear to have any disabilities. I understand that there are blind people, those who have missing limbs or are in wheelchairs, but what other disability is taken into account if many seem to walk normally?
Are those dancers even trying? They are just standing there and move their arms a little.
>>144056513Ouzbékistan, it's going by the french names
>>144056501>Krishnan paki murthy
>>144056518People missing limbs can walk normally with a prosthetic a lot of the time
>>144056513In French it's Ouzbékistan
>>144056447>putainNot even an 'OAR' in the water for that inferior subhuman Hitler 2.0 Putain. The state dope keeps losing: and not only the only gold that mattered in 2014 Sochi: the men's Ice Hockey gold. You're losing to Ukraine, Putain. Good.
POLES
>femke smol
>>144056528they are doing this since 2 hours
>Pedro Castillo hats
>>144056513Uzbekistan is "Ouzbekistan" in French,
>>144056476Daphné Burki. Some woke leftist Parisian noble (unironically, she's from a noble family). She's a designer or some shit, and was on some TV shows.
>>144056542
>>144056537Yes, but prosthetic seems visible in most of them. There are a lot that doesnt has it
>>144056505>>144056511What's his disability?
now this is a humiliation ritual
>>144056518They could be deaf or having a muscle disease that increases their heartrate to deadly levels
>>144056518Some people have neurological illnesses that effect their physical movement (especially balance and coordination) without appearing disabled in that context.
>Puerto RicoVShojo's VTuber with CVID Ironmouse will be pleased
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
phryges are spinning around the obeliskwhat are they invoking?
>>144056518some are just random federation members or caretakers
>>144056558Some of the people parading are also coaches and other staff who might not be disabled.Like the British long jumpers have an ex-olympian as their coach.
>>144056551>woke leftist Parisian noble (unironically, she's from a noble family)Guillotine when?
>>144056432>New Zealand again with the boring Black and White colour schemeDefinitely better than last time. They looked like a bunch of penguins and least here they look like they are going to the club. Still would be nice to see some red, though. It is in the flag.
>>144056551>ParisianSay no more Pierre
>>144056518the ones who look normal are 4chan posters
Check your pockets
I see Olympic Anon is back under a new guise. What's he been up to the last few weeks? His whole life is posting screenshots on 4chan
>>144056577Amun Ra
>>144056577Summoning the antichrist
>>144056567>deafNo, these cunts insist on having their own olympics no one watches lmao
RWANDANS LOOK LIKE THIS?
>>144056583>caretakersYeah you get blind runners and cyclists who have guides when competing.
>>144056587Soon italianon, soon I hope...
>>144056518>>144056572
>>144056612Visit it and find out
Inferior subhuman /pol/tards look like >>144056612
rwanda
>>144056610tell them that, but they won't listen
Kek based Sierra Leone outfit
>>144056587>Guillotine when?Plus that girl is at the Concorde right now, it would be perfect.
>>144056638botswana
>>144056612RWANONS>>144056643YOU NEED TO DESCRIBE IT TO ME ANON!!!
>>144056620cool it, Robespierre
Hey I just tuned in. What's the deal with the olympic jannies dance?
>tom daley shaving foam advert for shaving your bollockswew lad
>>144056662humiliation ritual, they''ve been doing it for 2 hours
>>144056610More Olympics? I might check it out now that I'm addicted
SWEEEEEEENONS
Saars
>>144056679Good luck finding a stream.
Sverige!
SUIEDE
cool outfit from sirs lankians
Just tuned in, why are the African teams so small when half of their population stepped on a landmine in their life?
+_______+
>sveden>just 20 athletes so this is the famous welfare inclusive state i heard so much about
there can't be horse at para ? wtf
>>144056701>>144056703nice
suriname with 0 athletes
>>144056701are you me?
>>144056701>>144056703
>>144056701>>144056703Swebro!
Her Name is Suri
>>144056672there's been such a massive increase in pube maintenance products and advertisments the last few years, i've quit trimming full stop out of suspicion desu
>>144056697Deaf community is actually very weird and insular, they hate it when deaf kids go to normal school or when a deaf couple has a hearing child it gets weird.
Elena Kratter so cute
Alors Daphné on parle plus d'oppression quand la caméra arrive sur le Taipei chinois ?
>>144056721I think the flag bearer was an athlete ?
FORMERLY CZECH REPUBLIC
>Czechnia
>>144056722Yes and you're me :3
>>144056734It's funny because he's a diver and gay so obviously shaves his bollocks
>"After these commercials, it's time! No more commercials!"
>>144056655It was green and blue, and quite colorful. Need to find a pic
>>144056747She was wearing the olympic jannie outfit thoughmaybe their one athlete is competing tomorrow and needs to rest?
>>144056727what a mog, saved
>tfw when no tonga limping mummy gf
Do those dancers have shifts or do they all dance for the whole marching in ceremony?
>>144056738You'd have to put up with her goofy accent though
when she competes
>>144056790Dance until they drop
Turkey flag bearer an absolute cute
>>144056735It's not really an impairment for sports anyway.
>tfw no armless Turkish gf
why do all little people act so funny and circus like its hard to take them seriously when they act just like how you expect them to
>>144056790I think they dance the whole ceremony.>They're picking the apples and putting them in a basket now
I get quite soppy about the Paralympicshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/archery/articles/cp089q32yrqoSo many people with so many stories of overcoming incredible hardships. I wish them all the very best.
>>144056100Not enough black people
>>144056813when they drop they can now be athletes in paralympics
>>144056778i agree, left is so much better looking
>Turkiye
Based french house music background
>>144056538Oh. I see. Thank you.
>>144056828same
strong showing from ukraine this year
Who is the para Femke Bol?Whoever she is, ai claim her in advance
ALL THE CRAZY SHIT I DID TONIGHT
The Putin Destroyers: Ukraine
The Ukraine team is quite big
>>144056844flat chests always have a better looking face in these
>>144056828I know what you mean mate, it's amazing what they've done.
Any stream?
>>144056859Directly from the frontlines!
>DJ playing uncensored versionbased
>>144056828>>144056853fuck, what am i in for if the regular olympics get me teary-eyed?
>>144056727did we ever find source?
>>144056822extremely low centre of gravity (surprisingly hard to tip over)
>tfw no Vanuatu great grandma gf
>>144056859It's been big since Rio 2016, guess why?
I'M OFFENDED THAT I DIDN'T HEAR IT ANON
>there was an obscenity in the music and Channel 4 shat their pants>'If you were offended we apologise'
>>144056828
>>144056879what was le naughty word?
>>144056874cracksports me
>US Virgin Islands>one lone lad representingpottery
>>144056859
>>144056851kekfucking huge team, they're nailing these games thanks to pootin
Yémen guy has a knife at his belt
>>144056896The DJ started playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
>>144056859land mines are a great recruitment tool for paralympians
>>144056828Genuinely don't know how any human could attack someone so badly to leave them permanently paralysed.Lock the cunt up and throw away the key.
>>144056828Yeah I read that earlier. Bit harsh.
>>144056879are these all French artists? There was a song earlier giving me serious nostalgia, but don't know what it's called. That's gonna keep me up tonight
>>144056707Imagine how a 3rd world country would treat disabled people. Now, imagine a superstitious 3rd world country that treats disabled people as the result of a 'curse'. Yeah.I know disabled people here criticise the Paralympics games (like the only time people care able disabled people is when we are overcoming our disabilities via sport). But, at least they live in a country with free healthcare care and where people won't leave you out to die.The Paralympics movement is good to show those countries these people are people, do country and can achieve amazing things.Pretty shit when you think about it, but there in lies the rub.
>>144056908They were genuinely good before the war, now they're unstoppable.
why are kids allowed in the paralympics if there is no bmx and skateboard?
>>144056892Watershed in 7 minutes and then they'll stop giving a fuck>>144056896Music had "shit" repeated a lot
OU SONT LES FEMMES?
USANONS
nice outfit aussies
USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>144056932dalida monday tuesday... laissez‐moi danser, its italo disco practically
>jeans
There's a 'tism category in the swimming and she's in it
>>144056896enculé
Futurama music?
>>144056949>>144056955tara's husband will be there
President Kamala Harris will be opening 2028 Los Angeles Olympics & Paralympics
>>144056949>they went with the jeansyikes
FRRRRRRRRRANCE
>>144056920I assume his goal was to kill them, he was just very shit at it and left them with lifelong handicaps instead. He was sentenced 40 years in prison for it.
N-not cheating I swear
I missed the yanks
>usa enters>wild thing remix starts playing
>>144056949Wait why were they after zimbabwe ??
wéééééééééé la france !!!
Myd, I kneel
I'm glad I live in a world where epilepsy is considered a disability>Free bus pass>Disabled railcard>PIPLife's good
AUX CHHHHHHAMPS ELYSEEEEEEE
Vive La France
>>144056985Auxxxxx champs élysées
>>144056983that's coconuts
>tfw no spastic jungle gf
>>144056991Yeah I just mean I can't understand wanting to do that to another human being, I've had bad breakups but never wanted to fucking harm someone
5% of the US team on the walkout is actually disabled the rest are healthy 6ft ers with perfect teeth and hair, kicking their legs and waving their fully functional limbs.Really America? Really?
>>144056981Aye.
>>144057002HOSTING NEXT!>>144057012IT'S CATCHY!
where is la phryge?
>>144057002next hosts?
wéééééé lucie <3
>>144057007Scary shit honestly, my dad was epileptic, strangely developed it later on in life.
>>144056977CLAIMED
>>144057029>what Jamal gonna do
>>144056934So truthful it makes me uncomfortable
IT'S DARK NOW ANON
>>144057033Fucking everywhere.
>using Belgian songs
>>144057056summer is ogre
>>144057029did the idea cross her mind even if fleetingly after the whole pistorius thing?
>>144057017...are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!
>>144057061>There are no breaks on the rape train
olympic janny bros...we're free
>>144057007how bad is it that you get all that free shit? is it not controlled by meds?
>that random brown homeless boomerneed to find out what sport he does
How many frogs are there? Fucking hell
Did I miss them or there was no DPRK ?
>>144057067They met when they were 17 at a high school track meet or something, it's a proper teen romance thing.
>>144057022It's a terrible reality. Some people get sickly obsessed with control and hatred when they get rejected. It happens every day and in some cultures it's even seen has 'honorable'. Absolutely sickening.
>>144056577the blue dyonisos
>>144057091We are legion
>kino song>advert breakFUCKS SAKE
>>144057076>breaks...except tea breaks. There are brakes on the rape train, though: as it runs over the illiterate.
>>144057092Yep, wikipedia doesn't list them as competing
>>144057091Don't pay attention, goy
>>144057091BILLIONS I THINK ANON
>>144057093you never know when it might kick in its the legs they take over the brain like in videodrome
>>144057061>mascot has the form and color of your shit after you've swam in the SeineWhat did they mean by this
>>144057112>>144057112Grim :(
>>1440570912nd biggest team after China, because host nations auto qualify for every event IIRC.
Wonder why we gave the girls sleeveless jackets
>>144057091
those songs are 500y old, holy fuck
>>144057112You probably get shot right away (+your family just to be sure) if you're handicapped in North-Korea.
>>144056828Me either anon, me either
why the french team get this special show?
Should I keep watching? If it's gonna be just goofy janny dancing for 2 hours I'm not sure.Are we excepting some VIPs?
>>144056828Fucking hell. Why did we abolish the death penalty again?
>>144057123do not bully la phryge
>>144057029>dog doesn't even flinch Yeah, he's slammed her against the wall a few times, if you catch my drift... ;)
>>144057139>Brazil has the 2nd mostwtf
>>144057162Cringe speeches time soon
>>144057139>Hong Kong have more than Sweden
>>144057162JACKIE CHAN
>>144057158Have you noticed where the olympics are happening?
How many frenchpeople are there?
>>144057175I hate the Olympic speeches, I'm sure we'll get Macron coming on to smell his own farts.
>>144057092DISABLED PEOPLE DO NOT EXIST IN THE GLORIOUS DPRK...
Here's your single competitor nations
>>144056296I was watching the parade in the old thread because I missed the start and I really like the Paralympics. I have skipped an entire hour and I don't think I've missed anything (although only reading this thread too will confirm that for sure).
>>144057204They just execute them?
>>144057182I thought you were joking but fucking hell he carried the torch
What the fuck? They're not disabled. They're just french.
What disability do you lads have?
>>144057219there's full staff with them kek, medecine, trainers and shits
Shut those commentators up I beg of you
>>144057225autism
>>144057213They are superhumans, no one has any disability there.
>>144057213Or just die of starvation, probably both...
>>144057225frogs legs island
>>144057225unwieldily big penis
white sox spotted!
>>144057225Alcoholism
>we're just like anyone else etcNobody gives a fuck if you have a dodgy arm or are in a wheelchair, I'm not sure why they always act like people burnt them at the stake.
>>144057174>Brazil fact number 1:over 50% of people in S America are Brazilian >Brazil fact number 2:Brazil is closer to every other country in the Americas (and to Africa) than the Northernmost point of Brazil is to the Southernmost
>>144056828Jesus Christ, what a grade A bastard!This is why women should not get chastised when they find it difficult to leave an abusive relationship. Men go all 'if I can't have you, no one else can', while they try to snuff out their lives and any other poor bloke they're shacked up with.This is chilling.
>>144057225biggus dickus
>>144057261thank you fact anon
>>144057237>They are superhumansAnd any... thing that thinks otherwise are inferior subhumans.
>Our commentators talking over the big speechBased, idgaf either
>>144057225gooner and coomer
>>144057225Premature ejaculation
>>144057283The trailer featuring Public Enemy was goated
>>144057225Frenchism
>>144057283Looks like an encounter from a game
What are the orgies like in the Paralympic village?
Disabled dancing next then
>>144057283TAKE ME BACK TO 2012 ANON!
>>144056828same Anon, same
>>144057287there's difference?
Why are shit 'dances' like this considered 'art'?
vaxxies keep dropping
unironically how does one cure extreme premature ejaculation? my max is 20 seconds
based cripple representing the shittiest team in baseball history
I was hoping to see this saucy lil niggamiss him like you wouldn't believe
>>144057301I bet grindr is wild
>>144057313I think you can train yourself to get around it, also there are pills.
>>144057301Probably very limpy
>>144057294this is me
>>144056601He's a king. He is enormously based and he posts in other threads and on other boards when he's not here (I am also confident he is a moderator so be nice to him).
What entity will they summon this time?
>my impairment is an advantageLol you have no hands, can't even lace your shoes.
>>144057313My problem is getting the dick hard. Have to use viagra. But once it's up I can go for hours.
>>144057225my dick is 11cm long idk if that qualifies
>>144057301Rabid. Midgets flying everywhere, prosthetic limbs in orifices most people don't have. Truly upsetting stuff.
>>144057337Baal
>>144057321Who?
>>144057328how so? I’ve seen the techniques like stop start etc but do they actually work when it comes to a pussy
HE TOOK HIS COAT OFF ANON
this is terrible song, bring salut c'est cool or something
>>144057337Shadow Macron
>>144056828Alex Zanardi was pretty amazing to learn about
Here is an inferior subhuman that never had the right to exist in the first place:...and Jesse Owens.
He Sneeds as we do.
>>144057339>>144057313I don't know much about vagina pumping but I've been edging on my own for 10 hours once.
>>144057366Bring Gilbert, he's disabled and a fucking legend
>>144057346I wonder how many sex dwarfs are involved
>>144057313don't how to cure it, but some things that improve it>have more sex (easier said than done)>have sex with someone you trust a lot>relaxation exercises - go from fight or flight to resting nervous system >have a hot bath and a bit of alcohol before sex >do what feels good to you and set the pace of sex (trying to 'perform' and feeling out of control make me cum quicker)I've heard SSRIs delay organising but that seems overkill
>>144057261I think these facts basically work for USA too
This makes me wish I was retarded and gay and disabled
>>144056721https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suriname_at_the_1960_Summer_Olympics>The nation sent a delegation of three people: two officials, attaché Lia Del Neri and secretary-general Freddy Glans, and one athlete, runner Wim Esajas, who was set to compete in the men's 800 metres. >Esajas did not participate; he arrived late and missed his heat after being given wrong information by Glans.
This guy definitely lost his arm after being convicted of sex crimes against children in south east asia
>>144057377>SneedWho was killed by Worf in Star Trek: Picard
>>144057356I have no idea, I have the opposite problem and can't finish from sex. You could speak to your GP or just get some pillshttps://www.doctorfox.co.uk/premature-ejaculation/
>>144057321Lil Cooma would be my rap name
C'était nul
>>144057337The Lich King
>>144056896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyORfuSAa74
>>144057337hopefully Astaroth, seems a bit underrated despite being relatively high-profile desu
Sir Gutman
>>144056828>Francpiero Del Medico is serving 40 years for the crimes.
>>144056929raygun should have been part of the paralympics to be desu
Shouldn't all women events also be in the Paralympics?
this video package is pretty kino
>>144057384
I haven’t watched much but everything I’ve seen beats the Olympics ceremony
>Please stand if you are able
>>144057432The montage at the end of the real olympics was great
>>144057386thanks that’s useful. I mean I’m all for overkill but SSRIs make you put on serious weight. I try thinking about other things and even when I can jacking off before hand but still less than 30 seconds>>144057404thanks. honestly I would rather have your problem, it’s less embarrassing. those pills look ridiculously expensive
>>144057449*remains seated*
La marseillaise is absolutely based, blows GSTK out of the water
PRETTY
Lovely rendition, very dignified
>>144057460imagine having a god and a king, couldn't be me
>>144057449i'm fat
I'm watching it for the body horror
imagine not having a red, white, and blue flag
>>144057447Everybody will forget this shit happened tomorrow
OBELISK KINO
>>144057460The Italian anthem is my favourite.
Who arranged that anthem rendition? That's amazing.
>>144057391>he arrived late and missed his heat after being given wrong information by GlansGlans is a dickhead
>more lifting next week blessed
is paris stil on lockdown for this?
>>144057460This harmonic remix is lame though
>>144057464Very moving
>>144057477Norks were always based.
>>144057473Both are based and you wish you still had a royal family.
and now the speechesmuted
>>144057464I prefer the normal version, by far.
>the fat woman soldierwhy don't militaries seem to enforce physical standards anymore?wtf
>>144057473desu I wish we used something else for England sport teams, like land of hope and gloryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaUJ07ApWRE
TONY IS BACK!
tony est un gay
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>144057449>I can't, the sexy midgets have given me an erection
these seem far comfier than the usual olympics
>>144057520he's gonna take all the money again, the nerve of this fucking guy talking about peace, struggle and shits while making banks
who are you revolting against in sports frenchies?
>>144057225I've been on 4chan for 10 years.
OÙ EST GILBERT MONTAGNÉ BORDEL
THEY DIDN'T SING IMAGINEWHERE IS MY FUCKING PEACEFUL SONG ??
>>144057493idk, I do know they delayed the EES passport scanning system implimentation until November for it.
>>144057534
>>144057079It's mostly controlled but I can just get a seizure if I get extremely tired. Honestly it can be scary but getting free shite on top of me working mitigates it
plz shot this fucking cunt already
>>144057457do you feel relaxed during sex or feel tense? I never tried, but I wonder what weed would be like. Do you last longer for the next round? I think they both have pros and cons. women can get really hurt if you don't cum at all, and feel flattered if you staff quickly
This has been so much more dignified than the other opening ceremony. Feels like going to a time chamber >>144057480Unless you’re in Paris, in which case the designated lane and massive massive police presence and every street and avenue having Olympic decorations are all rather difficult to ignore
>>144057522That looks fantastic, I'm glad they got rid of the skate park.
Paris is such a beautiful city
>>144057493More police than usual, but way less than during the Olympics. It's more or less back to normal now (daily rapes and thefts). Parisians are back from holidays too.
>>144057337the most terryfying of all: Macron's wife
>>144057007>PIP doesn't come with the tv licensedamn
>>144057427>Once inside, Del Medico confronted both victims in a bedroom. First he shot the man in the face and struck the woman in her face, records show. Del Medico then stabbed her, shot her in the head with the pellet gun and then sexually assaulted her with the weapon while firing it, records show.>>144057265>As he assaulted the woman, Del Medico later told a deputy, he told her "if it’s not me, it’s nobody else!”Blimey
>>144057490nobody appreciated my witty bon-mot, my double entendre
>>144057535>sexy midgetsSex Goddess Ellie Simmonds:Goddess of the Pool is Ellie SwimmondsIf she didn't already have a boyfriend - Matt Dean I would.
ROB HAS GIVEN UP TRANSLATING ANON.......
>>144057596Random fact but blind people get a free or heavily discounted tv licence IIRC.
>>144057598hat the fuck
booooooooooooooooriiiing
>>144057450wish we could watch it again to be desu
I like Tony for is english accent
>>144057619>>144057596There's also a cheaper TV licence for black and white TVs, as if anyone still has one from about 1963 around.
>>144057589my sides
>booooooooooooooooriiiing...which is what she said about >>144057623
>>144057598Used to be you could watch evil fucks like him get broken on the wheel in public
plz plz plz, shoot them from the space, plz someone
>>144057569I don’t really know anymore. I just know it is going to happen so I try hard to stop it but never works. if I’ve been drinking super heavily then sometimes I get 20 seconds more. sometimes even a second round doesn’t last long. Every woman I’ve been with has looked at me in disgust or laughed
>>144057589Isn't she a nonce who was his teacher and shagging him when he was 17?
>>144057606I'm sure Oscar Wilde had those moments as well, Anon
>>144057588[spoiler]I like the increased police.[/spoiler]The trios always have 2 men and one girl, and a lot of the girls are qt as hell. Also goes without saying how much cleaner and how the usual delinquency has been heavily reduced. Granted I think August is usually the best month to avoid it and there’s still a lot still making their way backThe traffic was absolute cancer yesterday though
>>144057589>Macron's wifeBut then, she is married to the Supreme Leader of the Strogg, Le Makron:
>>144057649nice
Why have they recreated a hippodrome for this ceremony?Obilisk and all
>>144057649It's legal.
>>144057673The wheelchair athletes are going to do a classic chariot race around it
>>144057404I have that too. Apparently it's to do with circulation. Are you diabetic? I am and a doctor said that was the most likely reason.
>>144057619>>144057635neato
how tedious, what makes them think we want to listen to this?
what a load of bullshits
>>144057673It's the place de la concord, the obelisk is a landmark they took from Egypt>>144057686Interesting. Our age of consent is 16 but a teacher/doctor or other person in a "position of authority" over a 16/17 year old can't have sex together.So teachers who have sex with their student who is 16/17 are breaking the law.
>>144057449These guys invented it. And it makes sense for the Paralympics. Everyone else just wants to be righteous.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPEECHESI WANT CRIPPLE KINO
>>144057716>a landmark they took from EgyptLike the entire “British” Museum in London?
POW!
>>144057740Hey, some of it is from mesopotamia!
>>144057708When else are you ever going to hear them
>>144057649yeah he was 15 and she was like 40 when they met as his drama teacher
>>144057696No I just get performance anxiety or just can't finish and overthink sex to the point where it isn't enjoyable.
Well, at least that guy is a bit less boring than Bach.
kek
>>144057440oh, so that's why there were so many french, so you can have the largest amount of participants yet
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Marchons, Marchons"Euhhhhhhh
MERCI BEAUCOUP!
>>144057763the sound of his head touching the floor
THX
>>144057778He's Brazilian and called Andrew Parsons somehow
Who's this faggot?
>>144057750Berlin moggs you there
>MacronBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I kneel before you Jupiter
I just can't stand Macron.
Well it was a tame ceremony but it was enjoyable
>>144057606I liked it. Some jokes are too clever for (You)s. Like all the ones I ever make ;_;
>Emmanuel macaron
would shag this blind bitch if she stopped talking
>>144057750The Assyrian stuff is incredible, hopefully it inspires more art and media influenced by it or as a setting
Macron actually did a short speech, good job!
FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION FASHION I LOVE FASHION I M RETARDED BUT FASHION IMPORTANT
>>144057716Yeah I know where it is and what an obilisk is, but chariot racing and an obilisk are synonymous because of what happened in Constantinople a long long time ago. These are planned events, there's supposed to be a meaning or statement - why a hippodrome?
what were the Nazi paralympics like? Did the losers get sent to concentration camps?
Yes very correct amputation is indeed disgusting
>>144057649yesher children from her previous marriage are older than his husband
>>144057843First Paralympics was in 1960.
>everywhere I go people stare and pointI have never seen anyone do that with blind people and I've got a blind mate who I've been out a lot with. People fucking jump out the way when they see a blindies stick
>>144057708I was holding on for Andrew Parsons because he had a speech ready for the Beijing 2022 Winter Paralympic closing ceremony, and Russia invaded Ukraine maybe one or two days before the closing ceremony happened, so he threw out his speech and wrote a whole new one shitting on Russia. It was immensely based and I hoped he would have another speech like that.
Meanwhile:Slavia 1-1 LOSC
>>144057791I noticed nobody joined in when he started singing that.
naruto run lmao
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ANON
It's not over yet
>>144057866i've only seen small children who do understand what they are seeing and asshole teens do that to disabled people, but that's to be expected desu
>>144057579Il talking about the ceremony
>>144057843Paralympics only started in a proto-form in 1948
>>144057874What's their disability ?
>>144057833>>144057843Perhaps it's time bigots were executed for thoughtcrime. Bigotry doesn't have the right to exist in the mind. But then, normal sane human beings would never so much as think of being bigoted. Therefore bigots are inferior subhumans that don't have the right to exist.
>>144057716>>144057740Wasn't it a gift in the 17th century. There's one in London too.
>>144057898Yeah kids don't understand, also how would that woman know people are pointing at her when she can't see?
>>144057791>"Marchons, Marchons" if you are able
>>144057029>Has prosthetic feet the same colour as his Black wifeWhat did Hunter exactly mean by this?
>>144057868The IPC has always been harder on Russia than the IOC, they banned them before the IOC once the doping scandals began to come out
When your show is more boring than the speeches you know there is a problem
>>144057910single digit IQ (aka football players)
Wheelchair anon here, ama
god the french really are mental
>>144057910Being French
So far this is way better than the tranny fashion show. It actually is about sports.
>>144057874Good job from the doguesPraying for rc Lens tomorrow
>>144057809Yet he loves you and everyone of us, a demanding yet merciful leader.
>>144057944What's your top speed?
>>144057915In the 19th- actually, it's the one from Louxorwe got offered both but only took one and renounced our claim to the other in 1981
>>144057642Victor Frankl came up with the idea of paradoxical intent... >Paradoxical intention is a cognitive technique that involves persuading clients to engage in their most feared behavior. The approach can help individuals experiencing anxiety, fear, phobias, eating disorders, and even depression, by encouraging them to face the fear itself.You can say 'wouldn't it be fucking funny if I cum in 2 seconds... I hope that happens, because it would be hilarious. You can probably get free talking therapy too, if it's really making you feel down. Just refer yourself on the NHS website. Mines improved a lot with age, experience, giving less of a fuck and getting better with women.
>>144057944What tricks can you do ?
>>1440579472deep4u?
>>144057915It was a gift from Egypt. In return, we gave them a clock that never worked.
woah, kinda see-through
>>144057915It was. The muslim rulers didn't give a shit about these ancient carved stones.
>>144057944Does your buttcheeks ever get tired?
>>144057944Is your upper body jacked from pushing yourself along everywhere everyday?
>>144056100Shit para games
The French nugget lost her limbs just last year, she dumped her husband and travelled to Africa to meet the family of her new boyfriend, she caught paludism whereas she decided not to take the preventive medicine, she then went sepsis: https://actu.fr/societe/amputee-des-mains-et-des-pieds-cette-maman-se-bat-pour-pouvoir-redanser-un-jour_60230168.html
>>144057977I thought it was from the Ottomans who controlled Egypt
What happened to Finn from Star Wars's leg?
>>144057055It's worse than you could imagine.https://youtu.be/m4gNMPT9b-A?si=55-V7mI4VDTNC-mr
>>144056100FUGGG I LOST BRAZILCan some anon do a solid and post a pic of my fellow disabled countrymen?
This chap's got talent. Subhuman bigots are mentally handicapped talentless retards.
I consider myself an open-minded appreciator of the arts, but I've never understood dance
>>144058010Not even surprised, I've heard about Africans murdering albinos as they think their blood is magic or caused by witches or some shit
>>144057977kek, based
>>144057996That's a toll paid in full + tip
>>144057977Amazing that it's 3000 years old, hard to get your head around.
>>144058030always felt the same, but I had a couple ciders and went to a free showing of some abstract dance thing, and I was genuinely moved by it
>>144058042The pyramids are mindboggling, they were already 3000 years old when Ceasar was viewing them
what'd I miss
>>144058022
>>144057996>she decided not to take the preventive medicinebaseda shame what happened to her though
>>144057801he's brazilian with scottish roots>>144058022go to globoesporte's youtube channel
>>144058056>there were ancient Egyptians studying ancient Egypt
>>144057112I've only ever seen them competing once and with only one athlete at that.
>>144057843A paralympics in a timeline where the axis won would actually be interesting. Probably starting as a way to give purpose to the amount maimed by the war
>>144058063Dancing, the parade, and now we're back to dancing.
>>144058001From what I understand Méhémet Ali was more or less independent at that time. The Ottoman Empire was crumbling already.
>>144058030I like classical arts, not the modernist stuffArchitecture stopped at art deco, painting stopped at impressionism, etc
>Adverts during this beautiful ballet that's possibly the best part of the whole ceremony
>>144058081Genuinely, we refer to ancient egypt, but it's a kingdom that lasted 3000 years and over 30 different ruling dynasties, plus 3 periods of breakups/petty kingdoms.And there are whole Pharoahs where we only know a name from king lists and little else.
>>144058084>Persons with disabilities in North Korea (with the exception of veterans) were reported in 2006 by The Daily Telegraph to be locked away in camps, and "subjected to harsh and sub-human conditions>Defectors reported the existence of "collective camps for midgets", whose inmates were forbidden from having childrenSounds pretty fucking grim
>>144058063Something about disabled people being invisible until you see them, entrance of the paralympians, some dancing, some speeches, and more dancing.
>>144057996Brûle le charbon, paye l'addition.
Digging the music rn.
>>144058109How is that the best part? It's a snooze fest
>>144057944Electric or pushing wheelchair? And can you get out and walk short distances?
I like how the recurring theme here is Man overcoming physical adversity and attempting to be inspiring as opposed to seeing how pozzed and deliberately spiteful types of performance events usually are now these days
>>144058042in the timeline, Cleopatra is closer to us than she is to Kheops
>>144058109>a brit saved thisB-b-b-basé
>emotional breast cancer advert>then JOIN WILLIAM HILL GAMBLING AND GAMBLE ALL YOUR MONEY
>>144058118t-this is sparta...
>>144058157Honestly want gambling heavily restricted, so many men I know are obviously addicted (though not to a problem level - yet)
>>144058169It's genuinely the worst addiction there is and destroys families, it should be fucking banned. This country is particularly bad for gambling, it's everywhere.
WHITE FLAGS
>>144058030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gL86DwBYsg
>>144058118Forbidding midgets from having children is goodWe shouldn't treat them like subhumans but we also should not forget that their situations is not something to be inflicted on anyone
All these french royal flags, beautiful.
>>144058157>well what if i were to get a small mortgage on a property in spain and pay it off in a lump sum?
Earliest moving pictures kino! :D
>>144058102>Méhémet AliThe boxer?
cretinous commentators ruining everything once again
>>144058169I don't want to imagine myself ever seriously gambling. I know I'd go full sunk cost.
>>144058221They just can't help it
>>144058221I may bash Burki in the head if I ever see her in Paris.
>>144058223I refuse to touch it, even the 50p type bets my dad does on the footy.
hey it's space station man
>>144058196Just post it already
Daphné doit se taire
>>144058242>manlets
>>144058221>If Olympics and Paralympics fusioned it could be the Hunger Games of the futureLmao what the entire fuck ?
hoping they put the flag the right way up this time
Have to wage slave tomorrow so I'm going to bed now. Good night and see you tomorrow paranons
That was cool I think but I'm a perv so I just looked at the underwear the whole dance
Why do they keep inserting claps?
>>144058256>quality commentary
>>144058260NINI PARANON
>>144058256lol please be a real quote
>>144058256wat
>>144058279She really said that
>>144058256are the French commentators a couple of teenage stoners?
>>144058256You heard it here, she wants to put the handicapped in death games on tv
>>144058279Unfortunately it is
>>144058285Is your commentator an actual spacker?
>not having the piano lid open
>>144058256You can't refute her
>>144058285>>144058294absolutely fucking nuts
>>144058279It was real, I really don't know what the fuck she meant by that. She was on the verge of crying when saying it too.
TRIUMPH!
>fat bird singing a high noteIs it over?
>>144058236At this point, the closest thing I do to gambling are the 2p machines thankfully. But I got pretty close with some mobile games to taking it to the next level, which I thankfully avoided wasting my money.
>>144058298She's enormous!
>>144058296I don't know what a spacker is but she had a huge role in the creation of all the ceremony
Agitos on Arc de Triomphe. Nice.
>>144058303She's always on the verge of crying.
Good pitch and power for sitting at a piano.
>>144058256Kek
>>144057432Are they really retarded or do they just have ceberal palsy?
>>144058312I put a tenner in a bet365 account once and bet on random football matches to see if it would make me enjoy football (it did not, I didn't even watch the matches I bet on), I bet on all the underdogs and didn't win anything.
LORIENT ON THE MAP
>>144058303Has she been on the wine?>>144058312Oh yeah I'll put 2ps into machines in a seaside arcade sure, but you can't spend more than about £2 on those.
What's that music they were just playing, if it's not the Olympic or Paralympic anthems? They always play it at the Olympics and Paralympics but it's not the official anthem of either.
MORE LIKE ADLYMPICS =_____=
How do we fix france?
>>144058348>paddypower advertThis is taking the piss now
>>144058321I meant is she completely retarded, that statement makes no sense
>>144058321Spacker = spastic = person with cerebral palsy
The black pianist girl is blind
Is it over?
>>144058367>>144058365She's retarded, just not medically so
>>144058373No she's just black
Sebatien Tellier très fort
lel did cameraman hit the battery?
>>144058337I remember back in school when it felt like even then people were obsessed with scratch cards and football betting, it's really worrying.
>>144058292No she's 80 IQ with a 'big heart'. She keeps saying stupid shit and signaling her empathy.
I now remember what it feels like to hate someone viscerally, fucking puta
Who /lastleg/ here?
>>144058399He's blind, be patient.
>>144058405It's bad these days as kids grow up with awful phone games with lootboxes and stuff, preparing them for a gambling addiction.
>>144058376No
>>144058373BIGBLACKPIANIST
Seeing disabled people do cool shit really is inspiringBeyond all the irony, it actually warms my heart and fills me with hope and joy
HE IS HERE NONONONONONONONONOO I LOOKING FOR A BAND TODAY
>>144058415I'll be going to bed unfortunately for toil tomorrow
What kind of lobby music is this?
Isn't this a radiohead song?
this sounds a little like "Reckoner"
>>144058443When was this? I vaguely remember it.
PLEASE COCHON VILLE AFTER THAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCzZIL-OQY
>>144058446I have toil but I'm staying up.Annoyingly working on a project that is well behind this week, other people fucked it and left it to me to unfuck whilst they're on holiday.
This nigga in disguise lmao
>>144058440Same. The handless and legless guy creating the mascot and then hyping himself up to say Welcome to Paris was unironic kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD8JMFqrg9E
Nice bass
dragging on and repetitive now
>>144058456that's the onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wCJPm19XYQ
Sounds like a song you'd hear on the radio in the car when they're doing "chilled" at 2am
FLAME COMING!
>>144058490I like it, no idea who they are, what's the song frogs?
>>144058511Sebastien Tellier, it was ritournelle
>come together when they reach the climaxJesus christ Krishnan
>>144058510HELEN NO
>>144058538Newsreaders are all perverts.
>>144058548kek
Boring as shit, also Ravel comes from my village kinda based ngl
Uh is this continuing until midnight?I want to see the orb get lifted to the sky (sorry if I’m using the wrong words)
imagine all the people
Why isn't and old white man giving it to a black man and black woman? This is racist!
Why does this artsy stuff give me goosebumps?
>boleroABSOLUTELY BASED
There's a joke to be made about three torch monty in here somewhere.
>>144058563According to channel4 it's meant to end in 12 minutes at 11.30 your time
Le Boléro est pas une pièce de ballet, quelle grosse inculte cette Daphné.
I do like all this daft frog shit, a lot of it doesn't really hit but it all has a lot of soul in itmuch better than all the Juche-lite shit at Bejing
>>1440584622008
why is this so much better than the olympics this has some real SOVL
>>144058583Amazing I could understand this post despite knowing roughly zero french
>>144058583Si seulement elle pouvait la fermer c’est plus possible là. Et elle va encore chialer après
>>144058594It's loads better, even ignoring the tranny shit the opening ceremony for the Olympics was a clusterfuck
>>144058443>>144058462>>144058591was he the dude with the little keytar
>>144058579Very basedFor me, its Zappa editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2hiDYE5Qdw
HARP
Migrate>>144058606>>144058606
go on lil zoomie carry that torch my son
WHOOPS DON'T FALL OFF LOVE!
>>144058597BOOBSNow we're sure LA won't surpass that.
>>144058605the helium balloon it was back when he was at the top of his game and everyone knew him due to wes anderson
>>144058600L'anglois est un dialecte français
>>144058590It's very French. The Olympic opening ceremony was more about showing how modern France is, which meant they depicted it as the same as any other Western country with no real identity of its own. This is much better, and I say this as someone who hates fucking Bolero.>tfw no Faure's Pavane
>>144057940And doesn't the IPC have different rules on doping? I assume due to the nature of pain management/different disabilities needing different considerations.Russia must have been pretty bad, then.
>>144058686I think it's more that the lack of money in it compared to the IOC means they were much happier to just say "fuck off" straight away, rather than letting Russia keep competing.
>that visible heat distortion around the torchkino shot
>>144058032There are places that think raping a virgin will 'cure' HIV/AIDS. This is why education is important. Pity their public sector is so corrupt.
How many paraathletes are bomb survivors from those war countries lol
>>144058256Holy shit. I'm laughing my ass off! Any more golden nuggets from these commentators you Frenchies are always slagging off?
Real talk, do visually impaired athletes get a live video description feed or are they just expected to seat there while everyone watches, being none the wiser?Seems ashame if it's the latter.
>>144059170>>144059290Ask on the new thread anon, I'm going to bed.
>>144058321Is she the blonde woman that announced the mascots?
>>144058425Worse for Gen Alpha and Gen Beta, they're all 'ipad babies'. Poor sods are groomed to have addiction problems before they even reach their first birthday.
>>144058467What field you work in, Lad? >Has an assessment centre coming up for an ad agency, never worked in corporate before Just been given a link to do some sort of 'behavioural test'. WTF is all this then?
>>144058772I wanna say 'Yeah, tell them to fuck off', but then I remember doesn't the CCP strong arm IPC into not allowing Taiwan to be Taiwan, like with the IPC?considering the same issue of money.
>>144059610*IOC
>>144057007And I'm glad that here Level 1 Autism is also considered. I had right to quotas at public jobs.
>>144057225Unironically
>>144060281really? how and where did you made the TEA test? SUS? is there a non embarassing way to ask for it?
>>144057473We know, Emmanuel.
