Schedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/schedule/29-augustStreams:VPN + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4Sport
why aren't the judges disabled
for me is the boccia judge with the big arse
>>144067384Some of the boccia ones are
damn the goalball canucks have two different albinos
>>144067441Albinism causes bad eyesight
I enjoy most paralympic sports but wheelchair table tennis doubles is total shit
>>144067471I honestly don't even watch normal table tennis at the Olympics. Might be because I'm fucking terrible at ping pong irl so I don't watch it.
>>144067471>>144067488I just find table tennis immensely dull
>>144067509>Bongs don't like kino rallies. I suppose now that Murray is old news Brits aren't really relevant at racquet sports desu
>>144067550I personally don't watch tennis as I find it boring
>>144067588Who is that? She's tiny
>>144067340 #Yea my todger still salutes pretty hard. It's the shooting that doesn't work so we had to find a workaround
one of our swimmers is pretty sexy ngl -- his name is Timothy
no homo
>>144067595Rachel Choong. Jurgen Klopp was at the badminton.
>>144067597Zinc supplements lad
why does parataekwondo have full face masks? Are they belting each other with prosthetic legs?
>>144067364Any streams other than this ?
>>144067597by workaround do you mean a greasy finger to the prostate, or is it a functional issue
>>144067649There's a frog one, beyond that I don't know mate, looking online it says Garudatv should have it on for you.
Business idea: goalball but with bowling balls
>spins around and then bounces itSeems a bit pointless
>>144067644Many spinal cord injured been can't have ejaculations. It's not about the quality or quantity but the trigger>>144067658Yea, functional. Had to buy a mental vibrator designed for horses and scaled down to human size
>>144067717How did you injure your spine?
>>144067726Don't read your text messages on the highway lax
>>144067742Grim, brutal way to learn from your mistakes
>>144067717tbf most of the women i've been with would have been overjoyed to have an excuse to stick veterinary tools up my chutethanks for your candour brother
>>144067717Mental vibrator you say?
>>144067588YJK
>>144067764Nothing is going anywhere near my bumhole, NEVER
why is the paralympics so.. soulless?
>>144067764>>144067766You're welcome.It's a vibrator for your knob though, right on the frenulum. Most normal-feeling men would bat it away after a few seconds, it's very intense. Para and sports related because sex is very physical and doubly so if you're a quadriplegic who likes being on top
>>144067785It's not, but it doesn't get exposure in a lot of countries for some reason.
>>144067775Enjoy prostrate cancer bro
>>144067775You get used to itt. gayboy
>>144067799My dad had it so I'm going to get it anyway>>144067801I had a doctor shove her fingers up my arse once and it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life.sports
>>144067775Yea you should be careful, anally-repressed people like you are most at risk of femboy sissification on the first anal play attempt
>>144067814I'm liking it.
>>144067805Her? Lucky bastard
>>144067822It hurt mate, she was really rough.
>>144067825I had that when I sat on an 8 inch cock too fast onceSports
Cool light show at the velodrome
>>144067860I presume the medal races are about to start
>>144067814Pro tip to you non experts:- Person in wheelchair with a bit of a belly, or slouched => most likely a low quadriplegic (C5-C7). Their hands and wrists are affected and might not work to varying degrees, few back and zero torso muscles work, so no abs to hold all yer guts in. They have high backrests and stuff to help them clutch things, as seen in the pic herePeople in low-backrest wheelchairs, not slouched, with little chicken legs => paraplegics, injured below T1 and especially below T6. Most torso and back muscles work, they have good balance. Hands and arms work fully. They might even be injured in the lumbar vertebrae and have limited use of legs1- a lot of people in wheelchairs are not spinal cord injuries and therefore what I said above does not apply 2- within spinal cord injuries there is a lot of variation, the spinal cord is complex yet very segmented: it is entirely possible to have no more feeling and yet still full mobility, or the other way round, or somewhere in between as is my case
>>144067789>vibrating your banjo string to cumthe human body is a miracle
>>144067869Is track cycling the first event to have a medal awarded?
>>144067785the crowds just don't show up outside of bongland, they were talking yesterday about selling 2/3rds of the tickets as a big achievement. rio olympics were rendered similarly soulless by half empty arenas
>>144067899Possibly
>>144067814>my feet hurt>oh wait
>>144067902London sold so well they increased the number of tickets from 2.5 million to 2.7 million and basically everything was sold out.
>>144067884We don't care about that we want to hear about cock rings
>>144067906Yeah the schedule site for today in the OP says the women's C4-5 500m time trial final is in 5 minutes and is the first medal event of the games.
>>144067884what murderball class are you? think i remember you saying you did it or were going to try it in a /brit/lympics thread
Who is your disabled waifu at the para games?
are the retards playing today?
>>144067957Jonnie Peacock is my husbando
Not really sure why there isn't any commentary for the track cycling
>>144067976There is on channel 4, but not on the youtube stream
>>144067957for me its ellie robinson
which sports have midget athletes competing?
>>144067990Athletics, swimming, powerlifting all do
>>144067990high jump
>>144067990>>144067997badminton too, doubles were on this morning. Great watch, those little fuckers can really move
Got to lean on your walking stick to serve.
>blind cyclists it's just like real life
these cycling factors have to be bullshit, no way you can boil a disability disadvantage down to hundredths of a percent
>>144067989>human fleshlightCan't say I disagree
>>144068012that dude was so fucking slick, ditto his partner with the one handed serve
>>144067902That's actually pretty cool. What made bongs care about Paralympics?
>>144067944Nah gonna try it in an informal work setting with able bodied colleagues I'll ask though>>144067918Not much more to say about paracocks.I stick 30 cm of catheter plastic down my urethra four to six times a day, to wee
>>144067775Colorectal carcinoma is amongst the most aggresive forms of cancer and unfortunately for you, the best way to detect them is by an endoscopic examination i.e. colonoscopy. Just be a big boy and suck it up, your life is worth a few minutes of tiny camera in your ass every year
>>144068045we invented italso we just generally are more likely to treat disabled people like humans compared to most other countries, in my experience
>>144067799>prostrateYou’re lying!>tfw you make a joke and know right away that nobody will get it
jesus how did that frog pull half a second back in half a lap
>>144067957My waifu last time was some Turkish wheelchair woman called Hamide something. I hope she’s in these Paralympics too but I don’t actually know.
>>144068046How's your thermoregulation? I remember one of our paralympians who's quadraplegic (I think he's C7 and below) and he mentioned how he's practically dying at 25 degrees
>>144068045Channel 4 did a very good job promoting it in 2012, with stuff like this ad that ran on every UK channel at oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuAPPeRg3NwAnd billboards around the country after the olympics saying "thanks for the warmup". And generally having great coverage of it as a serious sporting event.Half the reason it's held back is a doom loop of "no one cares" -> "media shows fuck all coverage" -> "no one cares".
Kadeena!
>>144068045Channel 4 put it on TV in 2012 and made a huge effort to hype it up. The TV advert for the 2012 games was probably one of my favourites ever. It worked really well and we all got into the hype. I think any country would like the Paralympics if they saw them on TV, but many countries just don’t show them.
>>144068060I hope we turn up in 2028. With all the diversity, body positivity, etc movements I can easily imagine the media will push it.
>>144068103It's better than that, I go down south and can survive dry heat around 31-32 but if it gets humid above 27 I just go limp and want to stay under a cold shower
Would combined Olympics fix Paralympics? A month long event with both para-athletes and normal athletes competing on the same venue at the same time
fucks sake cox
We've already begun the chokefest
>>144067957
>britchokes continuetired of this fucking shit alreadyasolute suffering hrough the entire last 10 days of the regular olympics and it's carrying on here
>starmer banning smoking in beer gardens and outside clubscountry won't be happy until we've banned everything
>>144068181>>>/pol/
>>144068181consider yourself banned, chud.
>>144068107>Half the reason it's held back is a doom loop of "no one cares" -> "media shows fuck all coverage" -> "no one cares".Reminds me of doubles tennis.
Spanish guy is 49
comfy
>>144068174I had hoped we'd do better in the Paralympics but it's over, we've fucked it, SEND THEM ALL HOME
>>144068201Yeah. The other thing that helped in 2012 was Channel 4 running a comedy/highlights/chat show (called the last leg) at the end of the night with some disabled comedians where they were able to get paralympians in, have a laugh, answer genuine questions from able-bodied viewers that they were afraid to ask etc.It was so popular it kept going as a show outside the paralympics with a more general comedy/chat show focus.
>>144067806This is so true. Next minute they jump on the BBC train and think humiliation and degradation = Being a woman.Way too many men and now young boys are doing down a very dangerous and destructive rabbit hole, because of early porn exposure.
what if the messi of paralympics never lost a limb
>>144068234The only paralympic football is for blind people
>>144068012Ahh, I'm pretty sure this is the guy that met his wife by rizzing her up at a Nigerian paratable event.
Fucking hell Cox was a regular athlete but then was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis
>>144068283that's the other reason people don't watch the paras, same reason disabled people are more likely to be shunned and isolated. nobody wants to think about how that could happen to you at any moment
Cycling stream has frozen rip
>>144068224That helped with the Paralympics, sure, but I would just like to make sure all our foreign posters are aware that when there’s no Paralympics on, The Last Leg is pretty terrible. It’s like The Daily Show. I can usually watch it for a few weeks after the games end, but I stop quite quickly because the same old political seething you can get anywhere is not enough to keep me entertained.
>One chinese caught the 2nd before 2km>>144068300Yeah, it's the same politics as on any panel show afterwards
>>144068283remember that F1 driver who lost his legs in a crash, became a handcycling champion, then crashed in that and schumachered himselfsome fucking life
>>144068174not sure you can call a badly timed MS tremor a choke lad
>>144068297It's back up
Imagine being named Hausburger
>>144068357She's flying!
>>144068260There was 7 aside for people with 'palsy and the like, but there's under 24 groups, so it got the chop.How that will increase it's popularity to get 24 (again), I don't know.
German bird is gassed>>144068376The issue was the lack of widespread play of the sport across the world, right?
>>144068376its a fine line, they want to increase the popularity of parasports but also have to maintain the elite vibe and take themselves relatively seriously as a sporting fed, otherwise you're just doing the special olympics for dwarfs
I won't like the answer to this but is there no paralympic deathwalk?
>>144068060Ellie <3
>>144068396>the special olympics for dwarfswhere can i watch?
>>144068407nahno paramodern pentathlon either, that would be kino as fuck
>>144068407No, there's a blind marathon and wheelchair marathon though.
>>144068396The IPC is trying to grow up a bit - one of the problems has been the IPC being both the games organiser (like the IOC) and also the governing body for a bunch of the sports like para-athletics and para-swimming too. It would be like if the IOC and FINA and world athletics were all one body.They're currently either spinning off separate governing bodies (for para-athletics and para-swimming) or handing the para sports over to existing governing bodies (which they did for a bunch of the winter sports, giving them to FIS)
Wonder what having a dwarf gf would be like
Yeah the brit is getting caught here
Wheelchair Tennis is the only sport that is worth watching.
Not even a choke, the chong was fast
>>144068492Took 3 whole seconds of her own record, set this morning
>>144068455matched one on bumble once. she was very sweet and ultimately my guilt caught up with my desire to quite literally throw her around the bedroom.
>>144068484its one of the shittiest parasports, even worse than legged tennis
China already two golds, let's see if they can get 100 gold medals this time
>>144068455>>144068496I dated one for a few months in my early 20s and the only real difference between that and going out with a regular short bird was other women accusing you of being a closet pedo to your/her face
>>144068507Hopefully Brazil can get 3rd and beat the yanks
>>144068517Grim
>>144068496Just fucking lob her into a wall or out the window
>break a world record>loseBrutal
how was the opening ceremony?
>>144068567Good
>>144068567Dancing, a parade, then more dancing. It was better than the opening of the Olympics.
>>144068567good songs, actually interesting dance numbers, kino parade down the champs elysses at sunsetshat all over the olympic one
>playing Run Boy Run at the wheelchair basketball
>>144068590>>144068572>>144068598might have to watch a replay of it thx
>>144068567handicapped
>>144068567it was decent just a bit satanic
>switching off the air con at an event for tetraplegicsparisian environmentalists fucking determined to kill someone with their shit
bravi ragazzi
>>144068700Tetraplegics move less therefore heat up lessSimple as
yessss dwarf badminton
>>144067384judges are blind regardless
>>144068322Who was this? Surely you don’t mean Alex Zanardi?
>>144068567Excellent, but the parade of the athletes took hours and was extremely boring. The Olympic opening ceremony was better in that respect, but worse in every other way.
>>144068832the same
Fucked another cycling event
>>144068881The dutch are double world champions here, never expected to win
>>144068889We didn't fuck it then GET IN
Cycling Track finished for today, 4 gold medals:2-1-0 China2-0-0 Netherlands0-2-0 UK0-1-0 FranceCanada, Spain , Swiss and Italy one bronze each
>>144068922Thanks lad
Colombian is mogging the German in Boccia
Swimming in 1 minute
>>144068922next medal soon in swimming
based denmark having a girl on their rugby team
>>144068987That's just a Danish man
>>144068999i'd fuck him
>>144068987if you put a girl on you get an extra 0.5 points for your team
how many athletes in these games have borderline/fake disabilities?
>>144069069All of the American ones
>>144069069damn these digits
that french lad gets some pace on his wheelchair considering he's got no fucking arms
>>144069076being american is arguably the biggest handicap there is
cant watch anything legally since national broadcaster will only saw some events and not even live
is there going to be blind archery/shooting/javelin ?
2 silvers lads its like we never went away
>>144069100>choking but this time we're disabled
goalball is incredible, they should replace handball with this in the normal olympics
>>144069117Handball is shit, idk why continentals like it
>>144069117>>144069123retards
>>144069117did you see the arse on that one french player, fucking hellnever seen anything like that on a bloke
What the fuck are you guys watching?
>>144069146Swimming atm
>>144069138Screenshot?
>>144069132*hands your ball*
>>144069146Goalball
>>144069138i was trying to watch the olympics without fapping for a change
fuck
>>144069171FROGGED
>>144069146Wheelchair rugby
>>144069171simone HARAAM
Second person ever named Ugo.
>france in charge of not scoring own goals
>>144069150
>>144069207Jesus christ
>>144069162what's that on?
>>144069207
>>144069223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9CmPd2zESg
>>144069146there is currently a red haired afghani woman in taekwondo
GIVE A GOALBOAL LINK
>>144069271VPN +>>144069228
I'm in awe of that french rugbist without hands
I'm kinda digging wheelchair rugby. What's with the numbers on the back of the players though? Their ratings and what not?
>>144069276i dont have vpn im not a hackerman
>>144069290>>144065618>>144069298Dunno then mate, you can try and look for a stream online
boss music in taekwondo
>>144069282no hands, no forearms, man's running on his fuckin nubs
>>144069343And he still has a score of 1,5
Mental seeing them getting wheeled to the swimming pool, but I suppose being in the water is one of the few times they feel free and in control.
when is she competing ?
high-low meta ruined murderball desuno sport is safe from the systembabbies
you all were talking about wheelchair rugby and i was picturing them on a full-size field lol. next you're gonna tell me they don't play football on regulation pitches
>>144069426Wheelchair rugby isn't really based on rugby at all.The blind football is 5-a-side on a small pitch
>>144069426That's why it's really called murderball.
>>144069400always get a bit nervous when the low classes get in the pool, worried one of them won't come back up
the variety in swimmer bodies is incredible
>>144069473They just dropped a bloke who was basically just a torso in>'Good luck mate' *splash*
>>144069426Only seems to be called rugby because they crash into to each other. Kek, it used to be called murderball apparently. It's more like gridiron football on a basketball court.
>>144069426Blind football is actually blind futsal. As for the wheelchair totally-rugby, have a bit of heart for those 1,0 and 0,5 players
>>144069486cannae believe he's not finishing last
fella doing the half-arms propeller must be fucking knackered
>>144067384They’re mentally disabled
br lad driving in with his feet like sebulba
>>144067990110m hurdle, race lasts 1 hour
god damn
>>144069779fine patriotic VB gut that
>>144069779Plz no bully
>>>/pol/479976361is this true?
Incredible lung capacity on these S2simagine the beej
>>144068383Yeah, which is strange considering it had been at all the other Paralympics since the 80's. As you can imagine the players weren't too happy about that decision. I think it's still played at the World Championships equivalent.>>144068396But, they did that before?
>>144069995No, Ukraine sent 168 in 2016
>lose gold by a fraction of a second because your opponent touches the wall before you can headbutt it
>>144069779whats his problem? i thought people who had undergone kidney transplant had their own games just like deaf people
Oh it's that deaf actress who won Strictly Come Dancing in pink. She was cute/
bro, stop fucking zooming on their faces for fuck sakethis is humiliating for everybody
>>144069207Name please.Those are some female looking hips.
>>144070314What sport?
>>144070458bocci
>>144070533Ooh okay.
>>144070533whats humiliating about it?
S14 swimming aka fit guys with IQ < 75
CHOKE
ANOTHER SILVERDEPORT THEM ALL
>>144070684deanolympics
GREATSILVER
>>144070134would have sex with all of these apart from Clare
dwarf badminton is more entertaining than any raquet/paddle sport in the normal olympics.
>>144070859its like watching standard high level badminton through the wrong end of a telescope
>>144068130Was this the ad you were talking about? It's pretty damn hype https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuAPPeRg3Nw
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD>>144070926That's the one
GWAN POPPY
I GOT HERE AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME ANON!
>>144070033thanks
NO BRONZE.....
I’m a big shill for women’s wheelchair basketball, but watching Canada vs China isn’t really doing it for me. I want to watch my GB wives crush some ugly foreign women and send them away until only beautiful British women’s wheelchair basketball goddesses are left. Perhaps it was never about the sport itself for me at all.
>>144071042We're more of a silver nation.
>>144070961Kino editing. I'm going to try to watch as much of this years paralympics as I can
>>144071077Genuinely think that ad is why it got so big here
>>144071100genuinely iconic when they're still using Harder Than You Think 12 years later
>>144070926>It's time to do battleWho turned on the air conditioner? I'm getting chills...
>>144069146BadmintonGoalballMaybe sitting volleyball?
>>144071174Public Enemy is still one of the best rap groups of all time
classic bald spot on that hong kong dwarf, you don't see hair like that any more
Best events for GB tonight?
rugby japan vs germanysome real cuties on the japanese team
coombs is bottling it, come on you hobbit
Watching dwarves play badmintonThe place is full
Poppy getting her gold now
Would you guys have a S14 girlfriend???
>>144071923yeh i'm pretty thick myself
YAY POPPY!!!!
Is Poppy basically a bit of a thicky then? Nice to see her happy anyway.
poppy looks and emotes like tim heidecker and its ruined everything
THEY GET A PHRYGES INSTEAD OF A POSTER ANON!
>>144071981think it might be weapons grade autism since she's almost emotionless
>>144071971What kind of name is that
>>144072068FLOWER!
>>144072068the flower as in the one worn on remembrance day
>>144072068MUSTKILL
>amerisilvers
That taekwondoist from Georgia is hot.
>>144072163At least the Aussies aren't winning every race
>>144072177Lets be honest its only industrial accidents and chemical spills in China that's stopping us dominating the paras.
>>144072068Poppy seems to be a popular girls name in England these days.
>>144072233No offense if that's your name but I don't find it very cute for a female
>>144072305not sure what your problem is pierre, lots of girls names taken from flowers
>>144072305NOT EVERYANON CAN BE CALLED PHRYGYES.....
>>144072305It goes back to the Anglo-Saxons, just quite popular again for a while.
>>144072347Where have you been all day?
Imagine losing an olympic medal because you decided not to show up Wtf? Who does that?
>>144072339Yes but not many women named rafflesiaAgain no offense and I appreciate the patriotism but it doesn't cute and feminine to me>>144072347No but the, girl who wears the phryge is called Marianne!She's the one from the famous Delacroix painting
>>144072384Who did that?
>>144072175>ana japaridzeCant find any pictures of her online. Help?
>58kgThese lads are tiny
>>144072384MeI didn't show up and didn't get any medalWill happen again in 4 years
>>144072375IN THE YUCKY OUTSIDE ANON
>>144072396>Morocco>Taekwondo
>>144072458Probably fucked off and is now an illegal immigrant
>>144072384one of ours did in the olympics because he felt a 'twinge' in his knee, he was a cunt
>>144072423Yeah but imagine if you trained 4 years and went up to finals just before giving up.>>144072466>Officer, I Tried to cal the police, he spinkicked my phone out off my hand, then he tried to pick it up, but he hadno hands.
>>144072347Look at them go.
no way this hong konger is BC3, she can move her arms all over
Nice, silver for Women's 100 Butterfly S13.
>>144072516HE/SHE NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM LOW BRIDGES ANON.........
>Chinese swimmers with no arms just fucking flying ahead
I always forget that freestyle means you can do whatever stroke, it just turns out that front crawl is just fastest with access to all limbs, or even just your arms. It's easy to conflate the two terms as just the name of the stroke.
>>144067957Raygun
GO TULLY GO!
GOLD FOR GREAT BRITAIN
GOLD FOR GB
>>144073016:)
GOLD MEDAL MOMENT!
>>144073016thought this jock commentator was saying Tally this whole time
That was fucking close I was sure the Ukrainian was going to overtake her
We got a table tennis bronze too
Sport is basically over for today, right? Only /lastleg/ to go
>>144073751Wheelchair basketball is still going, that's it
>>144072495Was he the hippie looking guy? I remember seeing a video profile before his event at 2012 IIRC and then he ended up being a no show.
>>144073841Sorry, I just read 'Olympics' as this is the paras, I thought you meant that.
>>144073873I don't think the yanks even know the paralympics are on
>>144073884They better actually pull their fucking fingers out when it's their turn.
>>144073873China will definitely be topping the table at the end, it's battle for 2nd.
>badmintonis there something such as goodminton ?
>>144073900The last time they had ot in 1996 the accessibilty was atrocious.You'd think a country with so many hamplanets in scooters would be better desu
>>144073965Paralympics should have fat cunt categories as well. If the S1 record holder can swim 50m faster than me when they're literally a floating body then I demand representation.
>>144074047Swimming +20stone
/lastleg/ in 3 bings
All medals results from today. Table tennis doesn't have 3rd places matches so all the 96595 events have their semifinls losers win bronze.
>>144074708>Judi Love is on itI don't understand this woman's career. I understand that all comedy panel shows are made by Avalon, who are the agents for everyone on the programmes, so they will sometimes put unfunny people on this sort of TV to boost their careers, but why is it always Judi Love? She's not even disabled.
>>144075198At least the deaf gladiator bird is fit
>>144074047Do you think you could use him like a float to help you swim? I can't swim for shit and I am willing to try it.
>>144075198Ticks the diversity box.
>>144074047>fat cunt categoriesyou mean like Elephantiasis vulvar?
>>144075544I think he just meant people who eat too many pies
I watched murderball today, I get that fielding a girl is the equivalent of removing the goalkeeper to get one more player in hockey, but it's just humiliating for her, she doesn't touch the ball, deosn't make a block, let alone score a goal, in short she doesn't play she's just here so that a less crippled dude can replace two weaker dudes...
>>144075670Maybe it'll change if more women get into the sport and they can have their own teams.
Always forget the paralympics allows actual sponsorship logos in stadiums and arenas unlike the olympics
That french on the last leg means>Are you a member of the small hand club?
>>144075670Did you see the aussie bird get fully smashed out of the court by an absolute unit from GB kek
>>144075670yeah its so fucking sad when the athletes who cant do much due to their condition fumble the ball, you can tell the other players are wincing and rolling their eyes, and its bizarre, especially when these are events for inclusivity and participation, to have players whose only contribution to the team is being treated as a mandatory handicap
Right time for a wank and then bad, night lads
>>144076028nn
>>144075833Fuck n I missed that, I switched between other sports. I'll try to dig for a replay.
>>144075769Why is that, though? Doesn't the IOC like money?
>>144067775I'll be the judge of that
>>144077186It wouldn't look prestigious maybe.
2000 Sydney Para:>Australia: 149 medals>Great Britain: 131 medals>Untied States of Arse: 109 medals2004 Athens Para:>China: 141 medals>Great Britain: 94 medals>Untied States of Arse: 88 medals2008 Beijing Para:>China: 211 medals>Great Britain: 102 medals>Untied States of Arse: 99 medals2012 London Para:>China: 231 medals>Great Britain: 120 medals>Untied States of Arse: 98 medals2016 Rio Para:>China: 239 medals>Great Britain: 147 medals>Untied States of Arse: 115 medals2021 Tokyo Para:>China: 207 medals>Great Britain: 124 medals>Untied States of Arse: 104 medals2024 Paris Para:>China: 5 medals>Great Britain: 6 medals>Untied States of Arse: 3 medalsI bet you'll fail just as hard in 2028 Los Angeles Para. As well as 2032 Brisbane Para.
>>144078686>Amerisilvers
>>144074864what do "neutral athletes" mean?
>>144083652Hi.
>>144083652non doping russians
>>144084630How very neutral
I'm ready for some kino
Hello from Huddersfield
>>144083652Russians who are competing
Today: https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/schedule/30-augustBadminton, goalball, archery and shooting already started
>>144085673give me some
>>144085696are you noah mcneil from huddersfield?
>>144085834Yes Hello from Huddersfield
>armless swimmers competing with armed peopleThe categories below S1 don't seem very fair
>>144085845hello from outside of huddersfield
>>144077567IOC sounds up their own arses. Apparently they were pissed the IPC symbol was on the arc. Mate, you got the Eiffel tower and they wanted to do things all at once. Hosting the Olympics is expensive enough as it is. If Paris (and LA) didn't keep their bids, what would they do then?!
>intergrated
Track & Field starting
it's always nice watching the archery in both olympics and paralympics. more exciting is seeing people choke.
>>144085953Stands half empty, London remaining unbeaten for crowds then
There's so much on to watch
I'm a schizophrenic and disabled because of it. I receive disability money because of it yet (((they))) don't let me participate in the Paralympics since it's only for cripples. Curious, isn't it???
Australian Muslim archer has big boobas
>>144086029There are some events for intellectual impairments. Must be your schizophrenia telling you you're banned from competition lol
>>144086042That's only for actual retards, not us who know too much about how (((it))) works. Like violent autistic idiots who go UNG UNG UNG all the time and hit themselves on the head, downies, FAS babies or if you bonked your head as a kid.
>>144086077It's not for retards, they just autism and other disorders that affect their thinking. This is not the special olympics.
>Julio Cesarlol
>aren't you going feel (fill?) your mother upI know you're ESL, but what the fuck mum? please be more mindful with your words...
Mum's been watching too much GB News lately. Every hour or two she comes out of her room to rant about brown people
Why am I watching Boccia
>>144086201Why not, I like watching it. I've got archery + swimming on atm.
>>144086192based mum
>>144086192>>144086161>>>/int/brit
Just show some discus throw also on the normal stream instead of random people in the crowd
CAM ON CHUPIN SHOOT SAM FACKIN TARGETS
889889How long do they go?
>>144086192my mum's in a perpetual state of ranting about browns; apparently all suburban Swedish boomers are because all her old friends (that I've met), and parent are like that too. Her brothers are similar too, but one of them is a government diplomat so he's a bit more subtle in airing his dismay.
Why is there a blind guy running with the others?
vasquez had a sussy run (track and field)
Refrun happening again
>>144086298They probably go to a shoot off
>>144086298>>144086324no
>>144086305They're all partially aighted but in a category where guides are optional
>>144086305he got lost and the officials felt too awkward to say anything
THE 6 CHOKEIT'S ROACHVER
I had my money on abdul, damnit
>SB>3 seconds slow than everyone else in a 100m heatwew
Swedish-Australian is a truly ugly accent; I'm going to slaughter this beast one day (metaphorically)
brazil let's goo
It's pissing it down in Paris again, whilst it's gloriously sunny here only a couple hundred miles away
>>144086364I need to hear this accent>>144086374track and field in the rain is pretty kino, bad for world records though
>>144086374I was thinking about that, there's no rain forecast here for ages.
Those blind men in that heat, where it's fucking soaking, just ran 0.1s slower than the olympic women's 100m final
>>144086384Really? Fucking hell, were they crashing into each other?
>>144086384time for them to start identifying as a woman so they can make the 100m Olympic final in 2028
the dragsters have entered the track
>>144086398>>144086393Actually even funnier, the fastest qualifier in the heat did 10.75. The gold medallist in the women's olympic race did 10.72.In the final blind men will run sub 10.6, so faster than able-bodied women.
where are all the funny para-webms?
It's kind of ironic that Australia has a Latin name despite being a land filled with hylic philistines.>>144086380it's probably not that bad in itself, I just hate the class of retarded people of which my mother belongs to.
>>144086412mogged
Love wheelchair racing. It's gonna be fucking lethal in this rain
based 60 years old mexican
that start looks rough on the arms
>>144086446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljwUlY9WW1I
>>144086436In the same place as the streams. Non existent
Jesus christ that belgian destroyed everyone by 10s in a 54 second race
wheelchair 100m absolutely murdered
kek at these fucking stupid frogs cheering for the blind long jump
>>144086437To clarify, I don't believe she was always this way; it's just that her age has been advancing, and motherhood in itself unfortunately seems to retard the intellect. Solving the second of those conundrums would go a long way in solving the problem of "gender inequality".
wheelchair long jump going well
>drag racing in the rainwould be more kino if they raced at night
>61 year old>52 year oldwew
>we need silence for this run>*music starts playing*
>>144086522This is how Usain Bolt can still win gold in 2040
>>144086522what are you guys watching? stupid ass swede_tv is showing table tennis only...
>>144086538Athletics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yobei7UconQ
>>144086540appreciated!
firmly believe wheelchair racing could go semi-mainstream (like Formula E level) if they put the marketing behind it, the chairs look cool as shit and the athleticism is obvious to the layman
Why aren't we any of these swimming heats?
>>144086562We're in one right now
>>144086562the olympic team had peanuts for funding, imagine it was even worse for the paras
>>144086571Our swimming performance was fucking terrible at the Olympics this year
Dwarf shotput, I repeat, dwarf shotput
holy shit Tlili's build
>>144086559>road rowing
>>144086582dwarfput
had a crush on dwarf women ever since that one House episode where he convinces the dwarf mother that her daughter should be fixed so she can grow to a normal height and its heavily implied he knobs her after
>>144086584Arms like Mike Tyson
Ah ah follow I follow you
>>144086582enjoying how the women are objectively more attractive than the able bodied shotputters
>>144086559The big marathons like London already have wheelchair events alongside the running, don't they?
>>144086611Able bodied shotputters all seem to be hamplanets
>>144086613Yeah, they're in the marathon at the paralympics too, probably on the last day.
>>144086613I don't mean any of that inclusive shit, I mean an actual dedicated wheelchair racing leaguea tour de spaz if you will
christ blind running in the pissing rain has to be a living nightmare
I want to be a guide
GWAN ANGOLA
blind running seems quite pointless if they're guided
>>144086658Can you run a sub 1-minute 400m?>>144086670The guides aren't allowed to pull them forward, only keep them on track.
>>144086670They'll take sub-optimal lines so will probably lose speed, and maybe they just don't run as fast because they can't see.
>>144086670I don't see why, the guides don't pull them and they have to cross the line behind their athleteblind tandem cycling, that I don't trust at all
For me is blind jumping
>>144086698Glad they improved the system and gave them a proper sandpit after that one dude demolished his anus
>>144086711kek what?
azila a qt
>>144086675no but I can clap and jump out of the way
>>144086721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYHJ1SkeZ8U
>>144086721guy jumped out of the sand pit
>No foul line, just a big chalk take off area and they measure from your take off footprintKinda cool actually
>>144086731Fucking ow, I fell on my arse hard once and it took ages to heal.
>>144086731what an absolute banger of a name.
I would absolutely shag the arse off billy monger
>>144086731would consider being blinded if it meant I could be called Lex Gillette, 10/10 name>>144086737zero reason that shouldn't be the system at the olys
>>144086731I think this might be my first time seeing this video with the announcers reactions lol
has this uzbek gone straight from the long jump to the run? hardcore
>>144086791Yes apparently
Anyone know what the brown lady on C4's disability is? The other 3 are obviously disabled
>>144086791She's been left behind
Looks like the Uzbeki was just in the race to fill a spot
kek the light jogging
hard choice, athletics is kino but GB are playing in the murderball and I want to see if that one fella in the headband destroys another woman
>>144086855I didn't realise we were in the murderball, cheers
>>144086791"please congratulate azila who is just taking a break in her long jumping to do this run and will go back in a few minutes"
argie bunda
We're in the archery fackin cam on
>Kadeena Cox has described the 2024 Paralympics as "a nightmare I can't wake up from" after she crashed in the final of her C4-5 500m time trial.;_;>Cox is hoping to compete in the C1-5 team sprint for GB on Sunday after it was confirmed she did not sustain a major injury in the crash.
This Zac Shaw lad is cute
disqualified :(
Track cycling lads
not a gaybo but that one bald murderball dane is extraordinarily handsome
Business idea: blind tandem murderbikes (aka madison)
>>144086947bender
>>144086947Which one, they have 3 baldies and a woman
>>144086894she's one of those monomaniacal competitive types, before she got MS she was doing 3 or 4 different sprints and also fuckin skeleton luge. Got to be fucking horrible for her
>>144086968the one who isn't fat, pale or a woman
i want to know if there are any events with GUIDE DOGS!
Those big blindfolds they have on are doing a lot of work for these girls
>>144087014imagine that one aussie pole vaulter with a perfect arse and a goblin face if she had a big blindfold
GOOD JOB PHOEBE
my wife
>>144068171heh nice try , but i can tell its an ai pic by looking at the hands :)
used to fancy the arse off hannah cockcroft and her big jugs, unfortunately she has aged very britishly
What kind of name for a man is Jody
>>144087157isn't that what shart soldiers call the man who fucks your wife while you're on deployment
>>144085953>picture taken before the qualifiers even begin
>>144087102Women in this country hit the wall at 100mph when they reach 30
GWAN HUNT
Why tennis doesn't show the whole court?
>>144086436Someone here probably has the based one-legged high jump webm.
>>144086947Pics, pls.
Cute Dedaj with the butterfly mask
>>144087239>>144077032
wtf is going on in the wheelchair rugby, I put it back on and it's just the crowd dancing
>>144087259Kino>the way he throws away the crutches
>>144087167i was pointing out the spelling error
>>144087236bastard Aussie is first now
>>144087268We all won
>>144087310She should smile more
WELL?>>144087013are there any events with guide dogs!
>>144087338She's about to run a race Pierre, she's nervous
>>144087342No dogs are too unreliable they use people as guides.
>please be silebnt>SHONA SHONA SHONA SHONAWhy are the irish like this?>>144087356I care not
>>144087370:(
any dubious ways to watch the streams?
>>144087418Get a UK VPN and watch https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4Sport
>>144087418livetv811 me
my wife is jumping
>>144087418Hide in the landing gear compartment on a plane to London (take oxygen and warm clothes), then put channel 4 on when you get here.
Why is every wheelchair rugby match so close? I've no idea who's going to win the match we're in.
The one lass has a wheelchair malfunction :(
We need blind pentathlons
>>144087469It seems to almost be like football in where teams usually win by 1 or 2 unless it's a complete drubbingExcept in murderball its all about making 2 or 3 steals over the course of the game and otherwise holding your 'serve', ultimately winning like 60-56 or something
holy fucking hell someone post that number 5 chariot girl
>>144087542tomorrow.
>>144087574ΝΟW!
can't imagine what CP sprinting must feel like, doing the whole 100m with full body cramps or something
is this fucking guy in this classification again
>>144087596>CP sprinting
another ukrainian chernobyl child
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