>Lap:#7325>Countdown to Monza Bonanza GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144056240>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:221 (218 starts)>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:5>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:194>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan83>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 295 (+18)NOR: 225 (+26)LEC: 192 (+15)PIA: 179 (+12)SAI: 172 (+10)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 434 (+26)McLaren: 404 (+38)Ferrari: 370 (+25)Mercedes: 276 (+10)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 956.22 (+61.88)HAM: 889.43 (+55.25)RIC: 871.7 (+42.54)>News:F2 racer Colapinto replaces Sargeant at Williams for rest of 2024 season‘There will be lots of head scratching’ – Wolff stumped by Mercedes’ ‘totally off’ weekend in ZandvoortHorner concedes McLaren ‘in a different league’ in Zandvoort and insists Red Bull ‘have to respond’Alonso looking ahead to 2025 after netting one point in ‘challenging’ Zandvoort raceMayländer crashes the Safety Car at Parabolica. Cause not certain yet, anons speculate the brakes disappeared
de duif is dood
How safe is the safety car?
Italy next
Examples of the safety car crashing during a race?
i made a mistake and started drinking 2 days early now i will be too tired to watch f1 this week
He still only has 39 super licence points.
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>>1440714642 more points
since when does Italy get to 33°c
Mercedes won
>ah anon you made it last>now you said something about a business idea of yours>can you explain it to us
>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:This will only keep going up.TheFraudStappen era is over. Norris WDC 2024
> Horner concedes McLaren ‘in a different league’ in Zandvoort and insists Red Bull ‘have to respond’You mean FraudStappen does not know how to drive a car
>>144071464He will get them for competing in FP1.
He looks like a bug
>>144071626Grid Bois
>>144071795front left brake failed, right?>car pulls to the right on initial braking attempt>rear disc glows red, front disc doesn't
>>144071670He looks like a member of Three Times One Minus One
>he crashed?
>>144071795Alpine safety car would never
>2024>monza track record still shamilton's 2020 runOn a scale of 1 to 10 how illegal was mercedes' car?
>>144072000WTF!
>>144071862I don't think so, you can see Bernd already steering to outside then back in to initiate a spin (to scrub off speed), so it's not an indication of left or right failure, but he definitely felt the brake failure before the steering.
>>144071362You want my opinion? I think you should buy this car.
>>144071365need her bouncing and moaning on it
>>144072014it goes to 11
come home white man
>>144071315This definitely happened in Italy.
>argentina paid 4.5 million for colapintos seat He will die
>>144071591At least 25 years, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is since the end of the ice age.
>>144071795>aston martin Only trust german engineering. Only trust mercedes.
>>144071591mate bruv mate even parts of london were hitting 40°C a couple of years ago
>italy next
>>144072425how'd it go so wrong
>>144071464>Riggintina
>>144072425WHY SHE DO THIS
>During the Italian Grand Prix weekend at Monza, Scuderia Ferrari HP, along with some of its partners will celebrate a material that is state of the art when it comes to building racing cars, namely carbon fibre.
>>144071464>super licence points.lol who cares?
why is the "british" asston fartin danger car wrong hand drive?
>>144072462Carbon fibre has been "state of the art" for, what, 40+ years now? Come up with something new, brainiacs!
>>144071464no refunds
>>144072014Race lap record is the important one.F2004-chan stronk!
can't believe shes gonna be at the grand prix AGAIN this weekend
>>144072713Jesus fuck old car is so fucking Small. And that Safety car is considered small back then
>>144072425why do women?
>>144072802>why do women?i wish some of pic related would
>>144072014It wasn't illegal.
Reckon Lando's trying to build up a sort of nonchalant disinterested persona for himself because he saw that people liked Oscar and his dry sense of humour more than him
>>144072836no because he just said he gets nervous for quali and race still
Norris qualifies last due to engine parts and finishes 1st in race by 40 seconds and some idiots still won't say he's a cheating goblin backed by a fat yank jew
>>144072836goblino was always like this tho
>>144072646stop looking at her eyes
>>144072836Lando is actually just a vindictive cunt.He could have easily domninated everything after Miami but decided to play the long game.Just to absolutely wipe the floor with Max in his home race in front of all his simps, ending his win streak there at the same time.You think it was bad starts? - Fool, it was all a ruse as part of his master plan.
>>144072014>On a scale of 1 to 10 how illegal was mercedes' car?we'll never know. not that it really matters since records only apply to world championship races anyway so 2004 still stands
Bierre Car Crashly, the Grand Prix winner
>>144072975They draw you in like a deep entrancing abyss. The fuck is that colour, it's like blue crystal but everything seems off the longer you look at it.
death to simps
>>144073164
amx
Would Toto be the type to drop a driver for dogshit performances like Horner and Vowles? Gimi Antonelli believing the hype would be a detriment to him
>>144071315Which driver has the biggest penis?
>>144073412gasly
>>144073380I think he'd be on the "he just needs more time" train. Hell I think if his dream of getting Max is fulfilled that would be the end of Jorj not Kimi
>>144071315
>>144073101another lost soul
gimi 70
>>144073450that is the medical car thoughever
>>144072041Exactly. The spin looks completely deliberate and calculated to soften the impact. The brakes had already completely failed.
>>144071862Its definitely front brake failure since the front didn't dip at all
Helooooofranco i already trying to bang some journo, he should do it now that he is a f1 driver, we dont know for how long that will last
>>144073412landoup his butt
lekek phenotype
>>144073566he already fucked bearshit's bitch and now is with a kaknkermongool
>>144072808some fucking eight heads there.
if cola isn't 20th in quali then whoever is below him is exposed
new Lamborghini here
>>144073636zhou bros...
>>144071988Tatra would never
>>144073641for me its picrel
>>144071795Imagine willingly getting into a high speed british car
>>144073636>>144073650It's Zhouver
what are thoooooooooose
>>144073590twink senna
Mercsisters... how are we feeling this weekend?
>>144073650>>144073836seriously why is he so slow in quali in particular? botto isn't THAT much of a one lap GOD and he's much closer to him in race pace
>>144073960>he's much closer to him in race pacewasnt he like 30 sec behind the last race? since they were lapped i cant look for the time difference
>>144074015i didnt pay attention either. if there's an abnormally big gap between them i just assume one of them copped a 30+ second stop again
where's all the ferrari hype? literally monza week
He was the original Pérez
>>144071315I just got the news of the safety car having an epic fail, my first instinct was to check this thread.>>144071365More angels like these desperately need to be bred into existence. Good lord.
>>144073960Bottas is the opposite of Perez.
>>144072425Which is before and after...? >captcha: M0GHR
>news was talking about toto talking to max for merc GREAT SATAN BE GONE, A MILLION HOURS OF THERAPY FOR T*T*
>>144074190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0N3aITgMk
>>144074414>max to mercTWO MORE WEEKS SURELY IT WILL HAPPENRED BULL IN SHAMBLES
>>144074190>He was the original PérezThat's unfair to my boy Giancarlo, he at least had some legit great moments in mediocre cars, even if he spilled his spaghetti when he got a good one>t. won my first ever sports bet thanks to him
>>144074190Dropping Trulli for Fisi was peak retardation.
>>144074638>he at least had some legit great moments in mediocre carsSo did Checo.
Private VS teammates
>>144074670Albon confirmed GOAT
>>144074670he was setup to fail the stats don't lie
Was Fisichella even quicker than Massa in 2004 to get a top drive? I know Wobbler was Briatore's first choice and Massa probably waited for Ferrari.
>>144074670son of law bros...
>>144074702Except when you look at his h2h before Logan.
>>144074670Brutal
>>144071862it looks like a total brake failure, like >>144072041and >>144073532 says the moves are him trying to scrub off speed, the rear brakes glowing are likely him using the handbrake to spin the car
If I were Albon's teammate, I would give my life to fuck Muni's Prime Pussy
>>144074879He's hot!
>>144072425Plastic surgeons should be executed en masse.
I just don't get it, how does Aston ordering the safety car driver to crash give the team an advantage? I guess we'll just have to wait and see what papa stroll is cooking.
>>144073859Safety boots
>>144073800Kino
>>144073859He is so fucking cringe I want to punch him in his lighter coloured nose.
>>144073859neither of these individuals were bullied hard enough in school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81B8OLYipnAThis dude is bad.
How come there's no McLaren or Ferrari safety cars?
Is rarri bringing any upgrades to Monza? What can we expect?
>>144075055you know it, shamone
>>144075072The reason they have been doing so poor lately is because they know they aren't going to win both championships this season so they have just been building a car to win at Monza.
>>144074670When did you realise he's a shit manager?
Logan Cuckittini
>>144071795>Now even the safety car is shitTIMELINE STATUS?
>>144075184
>>144075184>TIMELINE STATUS?Indian.
I still think Sainz will end up on a top team again after a year at Williams.
>>144075563but what if he loses to albono
>>144075643Perfect 2nd driver material at Red BullSainz is in a weird spot because he’s a bit too good to be a second driver but not good enough to be a clear #1.
>>144075563to which team? mclaren seems happy with their pair, redbull wouldnt go for sainz because of his relation with max, max would have to leave, mercedes is a choice if kimi turns out to be a fraud and ferrari after hamilton retires, but not after just 1 season
>>144075995>if*when
>>144072802Because we let them.
Is he the worst champion of all time? He "won" his only championship after Ron sabotaged his drivers so he could keep his car in 2008, and his results were never close to as good again after that season. I'm also not a fan of his comeback where he was phoning it in for the paycheck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rewK8fHxuc0
I wish my Dad had bought an F1 team so I could pretend to be a racing driver
I wish my Dad had been an F1 driver so I could be an F1 driver
>>144074643fuck alonslow
I still stand by the fact that Sargeant had any chances of success in F1 ruined by Williams not giving him a second year in F2
>>144076398There’s a decent chance that whoever would have got the seat instead would have done OK and private would have never made it to F1. Seats don’t come along that often
I wish my dad went karting with me as a kid and watched F1 together with me. And he did. My dad is great.
>post yfw Ferrari 1-2 on sunday
>>144076522>mfw ferrari 1-2 on saturday turns into a 7-8 on sunday
>>144076451I wish I had parents that loved me and spent time with me
>>144074670>>144075167I hate Mr. Bean
>>144076708kwab
>>144076141he won 6 races while Museo and Hamilton only 4, I wish there would be another championship like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmCjr0JoJkoCHASE
