>Lap:#7324>Countdown to Monza Bonanza GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>14404602>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:221 (218 starts)>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:5>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:194>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan83>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 295 (+18)NOR: 225 (+26)LEC: 192 (+15)PIA: 179 (+12)SAI: 172 (+10)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 434 (+26)McLaren: 404 (+38)Ferrari: 370 (+25)Mercedes: 276 (+10)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 956.22 (+61.88)HAM: 889.43 (+55.25)RIC: 871.7 (+42.54)>News:F2 racer Colapinto replaces Sargeant at Williams for rest of 2024 season‘There will be lots of head scratching’ – Wolff stumped by Mercedes’ ‘totally off’ weekend in ZandvoortHorner concedes McLaren ‘in a different league’ in Zandvoort and insists Red Bull ‘have to respond’Alonso looking ahead to 2025 after netting one point in ‘challenging’ Zandvoort race
gimi
I turn into a convertible
Now that the dust has settled.Who was worse?>Debrisor>Poogan
>Logan is killWhy even live?He also had the hottest waifu
Where are they droppin'?
>>144056240I’ve still got a bottle of Blade Runner 2049 Jack Daniel’s that I drunkenly spent £300 to preorder
>>144056348A Hamilton, like me every morning
>>144056375> Blade Runner 2049 Jack Daniel’sWot in the fuck?
>>144056240>>Previous thread:>>>14404602oh look, it's a thread by a c*n*dian
>>144056397Sorry, I’m drunk.It wasn’t Blade Runner 2049 Jack Daniel’sIt was Blade Runner 2049 Johnnie Walker
>Previous thread:>>144046022
I ordered a $4000 mountain bikeF1 related because its carbon fiber
what would you do if you found him in your closet?
>>144056306If you mean who fucked harder then devriesHe couldn't even get 1 year
>>144056490ayo nice bike let us have a look at it
>>144056348tomato town
>>144056519tell him to gtfo
Drink responsibly
>>144056596He can see the business end of my .300 BLK SBR if he wants too :^)
>>144056675Charles Legsclerc?
>hamilton will never win anything (on merit) ever again
>FIADocsBotFORMULA 1 FORMULA 1 PIRELLI - POWER IS NOTHING WITHOUT CONTROL ITALIAN GRAND PRIX 2024 [Amended 28 Aug 2024]VIP Paddock Pass Requests by Team*>Red Bull Racing-Honda RBPTMiss Lalisa Manobal (to be captioned 'Lisa')Ms. Ariana Grande-ButeraMr. Casey Stoner>Scuderia Ferrari S.p.A.Mr. Andrea Bocelli OMRI OMDSMMr. Emmanuel Siné>McLaren-MercedesMiss Morfydd Clark (Amazon Prime)Mr. Robert Aramayo (Amazon Prime)Mr. Charlie Vickers (Amazon Prime)Miss Markella Kavenagh (Amazon Prime)>Mercedes-AMG PetronasMr. Mario Balotelli Barwuah>Aston Martin Aramco-MercedesMrs. Gemma Christina ArtertonMiss Hayley Atwell**>RB-Honda RBPTMr. Marco RossiMiss Elisa Meneghini>Haas-Ferrari[no requests made]>Williams-MercedesMr. Sergio AgüeroMiss Wanda Nara>Kick Sauber-FerrariMiss Anna Yolanda Cramling Bellón [KICK]Miss Alexandra Valeria Botez [KICK]Miss Andrea Botez [KICK]>Alpine-Renault[no requests made]>Guest of The FIA Formula One World ChampionshipMr. William Bradley Pitt*competitors and VIP Paddock Pass holders are reminded, as per meeting dated 23 May 2024, of their obligations to F1TV and international broadcast partners**exempt from media commitments on medical grounds
>>144056675fake
>>144056765I wish these were real. I miss Balotelli doing deranged shit
>>144056765>Andrea BocelliHow will he follow the race?
>>144056765why do you bother
>>144056870engine soundOh wait, nvm
>>144056765>Miss Wanda Narathe absolute state of eff juan
>>144056240NICE PREVIOUS THREAD LINKRETARD
>>144056765me missing in williams
>>144056765Are these real?
>>144056765>>Williams-Mercedes>Mr. Sergio Agüero>Miss Wanda NaraMs Angeles Watters*
>>144056765still at it?
>>144057014How come Argies look more European than every other South American country?
>>144057048Probably because they don't pay african muslims 50 euros a month to fuck their hottest and most fertile women
>>144057048Simply more European immigration and not so much slavery as Brazil
>>144057048actual argies posting itt and you ask me this
Reminder that he only has 39 super licence points
>>144056765>Mr. Emmanuel Siné>Charles get his ex father in law in the pitsDid you kept a good relationship with your ex in-laws, /f1/?
>>144057368So?
piastri slander should be mandatory
>>144057426You need 40 to earn a Super Licence and race in F1, or get special dispensation due to force majeure or circumstances outside your control (which he doesn't have because he got to 40 points because the FIA miscounted and included his FP1 outing per an FIA spokesperson)
>>144057375Charlotte was at Charles’ summer yacht party 2 weeks ago so I think they are still friends
>>144057512That's not really telling much, there are like 15 monegasques around their age so they either all hang out together in the same group or mix with the foreigners
>>144051025Shan't
>>144056765>anna cramling and the gypsy sistersit be bussin fr fr no cap ong skibidi fanum tax
>>144056348
>>144057692I hate sloots. Especially chess sloots. Based wholesome Cramlings mum is the better choice.
Reddit is completely down, so there’ll be no breaking news updates ITT
>>144057929Don't worry Xitter is still up, where Reddit gets all its news from.
>>144057929It's back up
>>144057692>>144057850I see you’re all getting the same recommendations from the YouTube algorithm that I am.
>>144056765>RB-Honda RBPT>Miss Elisa Meneghinibased >Italy next
>>144057929>there’ll be no breaking news updates ITTscuse you I have a direct link to Eddward Reginald Archibald Straw get my breaking f1 and fast food news straight from him
>>144057929i get all my f1 news from Ceefax page 360
>>144057048German grandpas
*fast paced eurodance playing*
>>144056765Literally who the fuck are these people (outside of Grande, Balotelli, Aguero and Pitt)
>>144058050>sets mic activation to voice instead of push to talk>nags you with ffb whirrrrrrrrrrring for the whole racemany such cases
>>144058075imagine not knowing who hsgf aficionado and Dunlop Series legend Casey Stoner is
>>144058122Oops, missed him
>>144057368The training sessions in F1 give him the extra points
>>144056873He was right once when he was shitposting about mr.bean so he thinks he can do it again
>>144058148The FP sessions doesn't count for points until the beginning of the next calendar year.
>>144058075>stonermotogp>sinechuck's former father in law>mclelnobody knows>artetonbond girl>atwellcapeshit actress>cashappnobody knows>naradivegrass slut>sauberchess sluts
>>144058212>chuck's former father in law>dad is still invited by with the kid who dumped his daughterWowMust have been running very well
>>144058075Assuming this is real, the kick people are twitch (lol) and maybe kick streamers too.
>>144053273Is Tsunoda even human? How is someone so oblivious allowed in any car.
>>144057375>>144057512>>144058314The prevailing theory over on the tattle.life f1 wags subforum is that Charles, Alexandra, and Charlotte are in some kind of weird arrangement where Charles stays with/sleeps with one half the time and the other the rest of the week.
>>144058377>Is Tsunoda even human?someone post a closeup of his eyes
>>144058353>twitch people in kickwould make sense 2bhit's either an operation to get them to switch or to say that Kick doesn't restrict you to their platform>>144058377>asked for a driver that retired at 25: Lewis Hamilton>asked for a driver who owns miniature donkeys: Lewis Hamilton>asked for the last f1 champions back in 2021: causes a mini-scandal because he can't get further back than Lewis HamiltonKek, Yuki wants Lewis in his room to Apex and chill
Edd Straw, The Race.Why even the current boat sized F1 cars won't save me from a dip into the Monaco harbour.
>>144058377>Is Tsunoda even human?He is Japanese
>>144058504Shan't be obliging such a racist post twinkstonia.
>>144058512>to say that Kick doesn't restrict you to their platformI mean it is true since Kick is for Twitch rejects that end up being pedos and scammers.
>>144056240And this is the reason why I stop drinking Jack nearly a decade ago.
>>144058539>racistyou can only be racist towards HUMANS of another race
>>144058377>Is Tsunoda even human?
yugi and jehan daruvala used to be housematesjehan called yugi sushi and yugi called jehan chicken tikka masalajehan's phone picture was a candid snap of yugi's bum he took of him getting out of the shower
Italy next
>>144058586>you can only be racist towards HUMANS of another raceI see your Polish friends have explained some things to you.
>>144058661Tuna toastie
>>144058685booba
>>144058685Is this an AI generated troon?
>>144058726Italian bimbo
yuki slander should be mandatory too
>>144058714It's a man
>>144058750
>>144058751that has nothing to do with what he said
>>144058750*runs over you*
>>144058661So this is how they pickle cheese.
>>144058661
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Only Aldi Süd beyond this point
>>144058050this is a /ovg/ thread now
>>144058867What race would appear in x-files?
>>144058960but who was norv?
>>144059006Mercedes cheat engine? Mulder, these are just unsubstantiated allegations.
>>144059006newey and eldritch horrors
>>144059130newey is pure shit, bro
>>144056765I've met Anna Cramling, she cute
Noda is using the meme Abu Dhabi AI racing series to run more time in a super formula carhttps://a2rl.io/press-release/5/Japanese-Racing-Prodigy-Juju-Noda-Takes-the-Wheel-for-A2RLTesting;-Kicks-Off-Driving-Data-Collection-in-Italy>>144059006Would not be a race, but that pre season testing where alonso got by the car
>>144059250>got by the cargot [REDACTED] by the car*I guess this site still doesn't support unicode in 2024
I posted in the old thread by accident. It's over.
>>144059006>got x-file with your name written all over Mulder, it appears some highly classified documents from a so called..."Suderia Ferrari" have gone missing>I-I don't see how this pertains to any of my work on the x-files si->I SUSPECT, agent Mulder you look into this matter with the same enthusiasm as with your other work>SIR I'd just like to know how an intellectual theft of documents from a European motorsport sir, has the FBI with it's panties in a knot>...>Agent Mulder I suggest you and your partner get your arrangements in order, you have a flight to Woking England in 4 hours>*takes off glasses*>there's more to this case than it appears Mulder...
>>144059321it was a good post
>>144059250oh shit ai memes are back on the menu Now extra kawai
He thought he was the king of AmericaWhere they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine
>>144059526watch him be an indycar champ in the next 5 years and expose all the shitters there
>>144059344The murder of a man named Nigel must be investigated.
>>144059349Maybe a bit too kawaii if you ask me
i want to fuck juju noda so badlybet she has a big stinky hairy bush
>>144059645Nigel heard you but won't budge, this thought is now valid I guess
Ferrari 1 2 incoming for monzaThis season will be saved
alain prost and keke rosberg (1986)
>>144059737Do we even have the energy to run such a thing
>>144059737this looks a bit big to race forumla 1 at
>>144059768Their planning it, their running it.
>>144059737Why cant they just be happy with their 3 super colliders?
>>144059817just 3 laps for full race distance
>>144059737Remember when people said this would end the world? About 15 years ago
>>144060012It did, you didn't notice?
>>144060024maybe the new one can restart it
>>144060024everything is just as lame as it was before it ended
>>144060012Yeah, it just happens to coincide with when the world went to shit
>>144059765the fuck, that is prost?
Have the French considered exploring the fat folds of Edd Straw as a way of discovering new particles?
>>144060473straw is rightfully british clay
>>144060478Franco-Anglo projects have produced results before, just look at Concorde, Canada, or the Chunnel.
>>144060497>concordeDead>canadaDying>chunnelVaguely ok if they can keep the rapefugees out of it on the Calais side
>>144060497so your saying mach 2 straw underground with a maple scent then?
>>144060537>DyingFact check: False. They've upped our population growth to about 0.5M/year with all the immigrants and want us to have a population of 100M by 2100, the future is leaf'd>Vaguely ok if they can keep the rapefugees out of it on the Calais sideI think most of them come by boat>>144060639>with a maple scentImagine the smelle
>>144060675>Fact check: False. They've upped our population growth to about 0.5M/year with all the immigrants and want us to have a population of 100M by 2100, the future is leaf'd>0.5M/year with all the immigrants Yeah a future without you unless youre one of the million indians already camping out there'F1 related because the Canadian GP tends to be pretty decent most years, one of the few redeeming features of Leaferbaad Province, India
>>144060714>Yeah a future without you unless youre one of the million indians already camping out there'Oh I couldn't give less of a shit about this place, anyone with any sense leaves (pun intended) this country ASAP when they get money. I can't think of a single celebrity that actually CHOOSES to live in this shithole unless they play on a local sports team or something, and even they have vacation homes.Both of our largest political parties support that plan and the 3rd one is majorly pro-immigration so they may as well de facto support it as well.
logan if you are in this thread then please know that you should have been kicked out of f1 sooner and no one ever believed you were good
>>144060845
>>144060845>no one everThere are United Statesians that believe they won Vietnam, SOMEONE out there thinks logang was WDC material
logan if you are somehow in this thread and a faggot take estianon out on a date
>>144059737
>>144060012it did
LOGAN SARGEANT WE WON'T LEAVE YOU BEHINDLOGAN SARGEANT WE WON'T LEAVE YOU BEHIND
>>144060958>PS (circular)>SPS (circular)>LHC (circular)>FCC (circular)Have they considered perhaps making them square, triangular, or perhaps even some sort of rhombus?
>logan sargeants remains were never recovered from the netherlands
>>144060944>logan takes me on a date>I don't show up and cuck him with another guy perfect
nuevo alberto acaba de caerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6CfTLBI_Y0ESLs(español segunda lengua) ni se molesten en cliquear
>1 point on the senna questionmy brother in christ look at your karting helmet
>>144061349Given how long it took for him to answer I genuinely think he didn't understand the assignment, I think he was waiting for the person to finish reading the question.
>>144061364something was wrong there because theres no way he didnt catch it on the monaco winsmaybe hes just irl shitposting
holy shit yuki got 2its amazing that episode if you know the fun facts of drivers and seeing how below par most are
>>144061364maybe he just dumb as a rock
>>144061364We're talking about the guy who thanked Brazil for his honorable citizen ship in Spanish.
obrigado brasil
>>144061349What did you expect from the man who can't even spell the name of his GREATEST INSPIRATION correctly?https://x.com/LewisHamilton/status/1458872051977048071
since we will get banned from twitter, I wonder if moot can also do us a favor and ban us from 4chan
>>144061593did a popular br say something mean to elon?
>>144061593Brazilian Miku was a cry for help all this time?
>>144061621https://twitter.com/AssLatam/status/1828949404918702343
>>144061662Why exactly did they do this?
>>144061662yep that'll do it
>>144061677musk said that this dude (who holds more power than the president) censored a lot of things during the covid pandemic and the 2022 campaign, alexandre got offended and now they are figthing
I know I'm late to the party but what do you think about Colapingo? does he have any future in F1?
>>144061593What Elon do this time ?
>>144061733
its glizzy hour.chorizo, peppers, grained french mustard
>>144061727>censored a lot of things during the covid pandemic and the 2022 campaignlol, didn't he do exactly that?Elon should just send him the hair hookup as a peace offering.
>>144061761at least he will last till the end of the season right
>>144061733tb h I think he will be like Zhou, not fast but at least he wont crash the car several times like sargeant
RBbros... are we worried yet?
>>144061808
>>144061733I sadly believe picking him up now is an excuse to write him off immediately or ignore him in 2027 if he doesn't perform better than Sargeant despite having less time
>>144061788https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_de_Moraes#2020_Brazil_Judiciary_fake_news_inquiryits funny how the list goes on and on kek
>>144061808Nope since creditcardo will finally be fired and CHADson will take his place
>>144061733I recall the commentators in F2 and F3 mentioning his name a lot but I don't recall him being exceptionally quick and most other anons seem to agree that the current crop of F2 and F3 drivers aren't all that great.PS3 is the best example of that, he demolished F2 and F3 as a rookie, came into F1 and got demolished by Lando. Many of his simps claimed that he would get better after his first year since he has to learn the tyres but he's still been getting bodied by goblando this season too.>>144061808
>>144061733Pleasedon'tcrashtherestoftheseason. Its comical how badly Williams need to recoup their finances just because of those long list of crashes from Maldonado to Sargeant. What could have been spent in development was spent in spares and ungodly working hours.
>>144061733I think you should be hoping your boy is fast as fuck and gonna be matching or preferably outperforming albon out of the box, or he's not getting a seat anywhere.His situation is just brutal with Willy already booked on drivers on multi-year contracts and the rest of the shitbox teams signing until 2026, by which point Colapinto will be utterly forgotten in most cases.
>>144061971It's not about to get better for them
>>144061985until after 2026*
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S53rEyYPK08F1 drivers will be redundant eventually
>“After today’s news, I wanted to say that I am super thankful to Williams Racing for giving me my first opportunity in Formula 1.Seriously though. What the fuck did he mean by this.
>>144062194(self) psyop attempt
>>144061999I'll take Sainz/Albon any day over Sargeant/Albon. It atleast matches up with their then lineup of Bottas/Massa.
>>144062194Either A. people are just putting too much emphasis on "first", which is correct but normally removed since it's redundant.or B. He's in contact with Andretti and they're getting ready to enter F1 with the help of congress.
crazy how so many current rookies are complete shit
>andretti sues their way into f1>fields sargeant>beats williamsI would literally get naked and climb onto the roof of my house and screech like an eagle if this fantasy happened
Gluedick will bin it worse than private
>>144062288>fields sargeantIt will be Ericsson and you will be happy
Reminder Colapinto hasnt enough Super License points for F1 but he was able to drive one
>>144061849>got demolished by Landowith a broken rib
>>144060012>more trannies and more mental illness than at any point in mankind's historyIt did
>>144062349pooperLicense is a sham anyway
monza next
>>144062431get off the internet
>>1440621942023 season was his first opportunity, 2024 was his second
Why Redbull dont bring their 2023 car ? Its literally faster than current McLaren
>>144061815It is weird that they're picking a guy that has zero prospects for a seat next year. I wonder why they didn't cut a deal with Red Bull for Lawson, especially since they want to stick with Perez until at least the end of the year.
>>144056519Force him to open an Onlyfans, collect fujobucks
>>144056240>picThe liquor store near me still has the 2023 edition of this, and it's $5 more than the regular bottle
>>144062549No thanks, there's trannies and mental cases everywhere i go.
>>144062673>The liquor store near me still has the 2023do better, sonthe supermarket near me has the freshest vodka in kingston
>NOR (Leader)>VER (+56.395)>PIA (+1.253)
>>144062723I wish I could get proper booze at the supermarket, it's just beer and wine thereMainly I just think it's funny that it's sat on the shelves for a year with nobody going for it
>>144062794>I wish I could get proper booze at the supermarket, it's just beer and wine therebro i went to toronto and picked up a few cans of guinness on the wrong day apparently for some guy in a vest to say they cant cash themshit had me shooknot to mention theres no liquor in the supermarkets at allyall 2 talk a big game but its 2 repressive shitholes up there. you and your moose shaped cousin need to get with it
youtube changed the color of their red and progress bars, it's bad makes me think of ferrari
>>144061733He will score in monza
>>144056765>Mr. Mario Balotelli BarwuahI thought he was broke
>>144062867Here it's done on a state-by-state basis, some states you can get anything you want at the grocery store, whereas here in TX it's liquor store only, which are closed Sundays and have to close at 9pm rest of the week
>>144063061>whereas here in TX it's liquor store only, which are closed Sundays and have to close at 9pm rest of the weekall fucking hat, the cattle is a figment of the imaginationfor context i bought 2l of 40%,a 6 pack, green onions and 2 boxes of fettuccine no questions asked at the closest grocer today lmao
>Morning>Schizo Hours
>>144060899why does he look like a washed up 50 year old nascar driver in this?
Logan seems to be handling things well
>>144061808Worried that Red Bull might win the WCC
>>144060924>There are United Statesians that believe they won Vietnamthey also believe that they won ww2
>>144062992>drop sargeant before williams best trackOne last middle finger from Jowles
Has Logan made an announcement or anything about getting sacked for being a shitter? Wonder if he got his contract bought out or they dropped him on a performance clause.
yes
>>144058948good edd>>144064187he did, he thanked willhelms for his fist chaance at F1
poopoo peepee
will mclaren dominate monza?
>>144064313Yes, Norris will lapping everyone
>>144064313yeah
>>144061733unironically its the worst hand he was given. think of it like debris but worse
Lando Norris 11 Wins In A RowLando Norris 2024 WDC
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
Norris car is so fast it could go back in Time and Steal Max's WDCs
>>144064392you forgot your image my gimi
Jim Clark GOAT.
Jim Clark DEAD
>>144064566why did he do it?
>>144064572guilt over killing von trips
remember mohammed ben sulayem's wdc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5TAK-Fnj8>this is what racing looks like in 2024
>>144064627*drops gate in their path*
>>144064581Chapman's guilt was even more palpable. Many great drivers died under his wing.
>>144064619Which DTS season was it in?
>>144064619Does afterlife have a internet ?
>FB_IMG_1724912723779>wtf1
>>144056765I wonder what sort of wacky misadventure Mario Balotelli will do this time. Last time I read in the tabloids he lit fireworks in his bathroom for no reason that was like 15 years ago
>>144064640I fucking love seeing those scooters get killed.
>>144064640They should have licences for those things.
Yeah, They really need Wheatley and Binotto. F1 usually sends back manufacturer smugness right back at them. Edd Straw The Race has a lists of car manufacturers who failed in F1.
>>144064640>I'm johnny knoxville and this is the scooter coathanger
>>144064738>Last time I read in the tabloids he lit fireworks in his bathroom for no reason that was like 15 years agoSame energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nwvc1r7QOs
>>144064640>>144064627they need an obstacle course(basedkrt captcha)
>>144064868Cyclist types seriously need to learn that having right of way doesn't matter when your skull is being crushed by a 6000lb Chevy Suburban
>>144064890the problem with these scooter people is that they AREN'T cyclist types. if they were, they wouldn't get themselves in these out of control situations.
Why is /f1/ so dead?
>>144064918kill yourself you indonesian dog
>>144064918This season isn't very discussable
>>144064924grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WOOF WOOF
>>144064918F1 sucks and I say this as someone who was born watching that shit.The racing is pathetic most of time. Whenever there's a "battle for the lead" everyone freaks out. When that's literally every IndyCar race ever. Or any other series ever.I was watching a British Civic race at Silverstone last week and the whole grid was tight-close and it ended on a photo-finish. And that's just a random race that popped on my youtube.F1 is lucky that most of their fans don't give a shit about motorsports in general, and only watch F1 because it's F1.>b-but it's the fastest car that's whyyeah and it's not gonna be the fastest anymore after 2026. And people will still watch it cuz muh pinnacle of motorsports.
red car
cars are too good, too refined, engineers are too knowledgeable, computers too smart and having data available for how literally every part of a car is performing takes out any jeopardy and most of the fun of Grand Prix racing with itwould ban live telemetry, "HQ's" controlling and monitoring each on track session live and giving feedback (only the crew at the track may look at performance, how the car is tracking and plan out the weekend from there) and all but the most vital sensors on the cars that must only be monitored by the driver
>>144064995>motorsportsIt's Sports entertainment now.
Wins in 2028? Rival teams will definitely use it as banter.
>>144065028>the WRC is also in steep declinehow the fuck can anyone stay positive in 2024?you'd literally have to ignore everything around you to be that way
>>144064995>The racing is pathetic most of time. Whenever there's a "battle for the lead" everyone freaks out"what a brilliant DRS pass!!!"FUCK DRSalso FUCK ALWAYS MAXIMUM ZOOM SHOTS. this sport has become impossible to watch. not a single idea/feeling of speed, never a clue as to where on the track they are, how the car behaves,... Must see the sponsors, the rest isn't important.
>>144057048maybe pre 1990like you have a muslim/african/paki invasion, we have an aboriginal oneI prefer the aboriginals though
>>144065036just ditch the constructor's championship and put all the racers in exactly the same car, that will show who the best drivers really are and who are gudcar babbies
Andrea 'Kimi' Antonelli will be racing for Mercedes with the number 7
so how many more races will nowins(on merit) win this year? No reason it shouldn't be all the remaining ones.
>>144065087>webmwtf is this?!? was that really on the broadcast?
>>144065052>"what a brilliant DRS pass!!!"kekto be fair, if the drivers are highly knowledgeable like alonso and hamilton they can play hot potato with the drs to give themselves and advantage like 0:45 in this vid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kbxjBAYmMunfortunately most drivers can't do stuff like this
>>144065103
>>144061789he doesn't have enough races to crash like sargeant
>>144065087Literally why. Kids dont watch F1
>>144065106but sometimes they get penalized for doing that. for absolutely no legitimate reason, so they call it "dangerous driving"...
>>144065194that's what you get when you focus so much on a single aspect without any stopping
Dog : Lando NorrisCockroach : Max Verstappen
Horse : MclarenChickens : Red Bull
So dead. So so dead.
cat: f1 enjoyer slop: f1
>>144062662To be fair that's what academy drivers are for, you're expected to act as a reserve if you're qualified enough>>144064928>>144064995It's funny because this season unironically is fine for f1 standardsDid 3rd millennium F1 ever have 7 cars (sorry perez) with a realistic shot at the podium or the odd win each race, without a single team overtly dominating the entire season before?
reminder that Horner won
>>144065052when are they going to get rid of DRS honestly? if their goal is to reduce dirty air or whatever to close the gaps, surely in the near future there will be no need for DRS
>>144065429we get DRS 2.0 in 2026. where in addition to all drag reducing shananigans they'll also reduce the power output of the leading car...
>>144065453WAOWIES THAT'S AMAZING!!!
>>144060845>>144060924yeahme
>>144065429They're adding MORE drs
>>144065453>>144065504
>Schwartzman>Colapinto>Pourchaire>Lawson>Chadwick>Florsch>Vesti>Hauger>Drugovichjesus christ F1 let more teams like HiTech Andretti and Brabham come inthis is getting embarrassing having all this talent just stranded.
Why are you even here if you don't like Formula 1?
>>144065592relentlessness
>>144065581>talentkek
>>144065592because I like Formula 1. not nu-F1. and definitely not future F1E
>>144060997"t-ten more years bro just wait for 2036"
>>144065601generally speaking compared to the general population (most of which is elderly)
>>144065257>chicken gets angry for 2 seconds after seeing its child get eaten and then fucks off immediately afterwards, as if it never happenedhuh...............
>>144065627Reminds me of the ending of Eyes Wide Shut.
>>144065621>gordon murray designed the cars AND ran the team at brabham
>>144065627>chicken gets angry for 2 seconds after seeing its child get eaten and then fucks off immediately afterwards, as if it never happenedme when the chequered flag waved at Silverstone
>>144065453wtf I love women in motorsports now.
>>144065636the real one or the public one?>>144065646this image makes me think of creepy fun fact youtube shorts at 2am
>>144065556DRS isn't the DRS itself but the way it makes overtaking trivialIn 2026 everyone gets it every lap so leading cars aren't disadvantaged by DRS anymoreReal problem is the override meme. You could combat DRS with Newey-tier design but override outright gives more speed to the previous car with 0 possible counter play>>144065581>Chadwick>FlorschLolthey don't have their mandatory 39 points
f1 moments for this feel
>>144065729I clenched my anus so hard watching this I might have popped my hemorrhoids
>>144065723>DRS isn't theThe DRS issue isn't*
Colapinto is only 21 years old. He can wait it out if he does well and if Sainz has an exit clause
Why don't drivers just go from FRECA to F1?
>>144065759>wait it outthat worked so well for drugovich and schwarzman?
>>144065729torger and ojs sending the cancel train straight into Horner at full speed
>dirty air is a "problem">remove downforce>"problem" goes awayWow engineering is so easy
>>144065781It worked for Lawson
>>144065729Netherlands 2024 after Lando overtakes Max
is there a single brit f1 youtuber that isn't an annoying prick
>>144065592a shared slurp is a half-slurping.
>>144065916f1nn
>>144065684let's settle this once and for all, /f1/does gordon murray deserve credit for the mclaren mp4/4?
>>144065781>do well for rest of season>do F2 and reserve/testing in 2025>be reserve driver for 2026>get F1 seat for 2027 at the age of 24
>>144066166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-wUOx1kDQo
>>144066233>Professional drivers need all those switches just to do what an average gamer does with a controller
I eat pineapple on pizza, put water on my espresso, cut my pasta in half and twirl my spaghetti, what are you going to do about it when i go to Monza HUH HUH ANON?
>>144066253Anyone know who came up with the idea to apply it in racecars?
>>144065943>minecraft youtuber that's also a trans onlyfans pinupfunny
So you're telling me both Williams and Mercedes are picking F2 rookies over Mick?It's never been more over
>>144066390Mick would miss 2 rounds due to WEC, willy can't fully rely on him
>Oh, we have a protest tomorrow from the Renault/Alpin motorists.>Employees from Viry-Châtillon will gather in two grandstands at Monza and display what they call "non-aggressive" placards calling for the F1 motor program not to be shut down.>Directly in the boxes of the team are busy at the Grand Prix spets if possible will put on the team uniform black armbands. It is noted that the protests will not affect the work of the team during the weekend.>Different actions are also planned in Viry-Châtillon - something like a short strike and a rally.
>>144065560Are they trying to turn this into Formula E where nobody wants to be in the lead until the last three laps? This is so gay.
>>144066440Interesting turn of events.
>>144066440>Different actions are also planned in Viry-Châtillon - something like a short strike and a rally.ywn take part in a protest rally in a company car. why even live.
>>144066440>be french>have to protest>buy grandstand tickets for the italian grand prix>buy trip to italy>"non-aggressive" placardsis this really the country that used to behead their royalty?weak
>>144066440>French on strike Of course
>>144066390Vowles already gave a middle finger to his development drivers by picking Sainz over any of them for 2025. May as well let one of those play the seat warmer to keep the shitters in the Williams Academy happy. It's not like any of them will get the actual Willy seat anytime soon with Albon and Proudy being locked in with multi-year contracts.
>>144066440can andretti just buy them already and put them out of their misery?
>>144066420What about Drugo I dont think he has an commitments rn
>>144066602Liberty media might try to stop them, and alpine can jack up the price to astronomical amounts thanks to the high entrance fee and other liberty media/FIA shenannigans.
>>144066602>andretti buys alpine>alpine shuts down Viry anyway>mercedes backs out of engine deal after domenicale intervenes
>>144066549Based Frenchies not taking any shit from capitalist scumbags.
>>144066567we yoke and we jest, but serious now, how much of a fuck up is the Audi F1 project if Sainz chooses fucking Williams over them?and it's not Sainz alone. it seems nobody wants anything to do with Audi.
Poogan Spackgent
>>144066639Do you guys even still have unions?
zesty ass NARB
>>144066642My guess is RBR denying Porsche snowballed into the Audi F1 project on how VAG operates in motorsports then the info spread to all F1 teams.
Lando Norris multipass
>>144066642depends if audi f1 is a new team, or sauber with a new ownership. Cause sauber is a loser team that will never achieve anything.
>>144066602Andretti are better off staying out of F1 instead of spending 1 billion on assets that they're never going to use>>144066607He'd be missing the US GP as he's running in European Le Mans Series that weekend
>>144066652We do, but they have basically no political power. The best they can do is the railway union occasionally disrupting the train services and making everyone a little bit more miserable than usual for a couple of days.We let ourselves become a completely cucked population in the late 70s/early 80s and have never recovered.
>>144066731Were the British unions linked to different political parties or just all labour aligned?
>>144060958>not just making one along the circumference of the planetAmateurs.
>>144066713OG Sauber had the occasional excellent season )(2001, 2012), but ever since Longbow and Alfa got involved they've been gradually dumbing down it seems.Audi seems to think they can make a better impression by having the team score 0 points for a while, so when they come in and score 10 points, it's an improvement.
>>144066763space ring when?F1 related. many ring shaped objects are used in modern F1.
>>144066763We'll make one around the Sun
>>144066268>twirl my spaghettiwhat's wrong with this?
>>144066763That would probably break due to the moon and suns gravity deforming the earth.
>>144066826is it (again/still) possible to start your own team in the F1 games? or was that only in F1 2020(1?)
>drivers from F2 coming to F1 next year>man of bear>p15 (1 sprint win, 0 podiums)>antonelli>p7 (1 sprint win, 1 race win)>colapinto >p6 (1 sprint win, 2 podiums)yikes
>>144066754All Labour as far as I know. Labour was historically the trade union party and they had a lot of political power within the party. Nowadays post-Blair, not so much at all. Maybe you've heard about this but when Thatcher was asked what her greatest achievement was, she replied 'New Labour' kek.Conservatives are more into old boy's networks, gentlemen's clubs and corporations. Anything that makes it easier for them to shuffle their money around.
>>144066795Good idea, let's call it the Halo and hold F1 races on it, F0 even.>>144066849Hm, good point but I'd assume they can make it somewhat flexible, like engineers do with bridges.
>>144066826>>144066869enjoy your accidental free (You)
Italian GP
>>144066933Is that tuna?
>>144066933based
>>144066642>A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why wait for a theoretical Audi project which may not even come to fruition, when you can just take the Williams who are better right now.
>>144066931>Sir, you can't park here...
>>144066960It's not. That's total disrespect.
>>144066933when did italians transcend from cibo to scran
>>144066869Yes, the career mode has variants for playing as just a driver (you replace a real driver of your choosing) or running an 11th team
>>144066933>adding fries to an already sad looking tonno e cipollabeaner deserves everything that happened to him and then some
>>144067008How is it? Is it deep enough to be engaging or is it all surface like a lot of the career modes in racing games?How about F1 Manager? How does it compare to FM?
>>144066878That explains a lot. Here it is different, the socialist, liberal (for some reason) and catholic parties each had their own unions, so the unions as a whole were never an explicit target. Although that might change at some point. The unions are no longer as closely linked to their parties as in the past, and the flemish nationalists don't have their own unions AFAIK.
>>144066997He probably asked for a tuna pizza with fries as an extra. You can always ask for any additions you want, they'll look at you like you're a weirdo but they'll still respect your order.
I can't stop drinking coffee. It's 2PM and I'm already on my 6th cup.
redpill me on mclaren 2007
>>144067149>It's 2PM and I'm already on my 6th cup."Already"? That's me on a normal day
>>144067153Either Stepney has some serious dirt against Scuderia Ferrari or its extreme jealousy he wasn't recognized as a pivotal member during the Schumacher domination.
>>144067153they put monkey in it
the weekend shall be warmed soon
Bernd Mayländer crashed the Safety Car
>>144067265qué?
Who was better Logan or Latifi?
>>144067248based stepped front wing Benetton
>>144067230Is that like a if you put 10000 monkeys in a f1 car eventually one of them will become world champion type thing?
>>144067272kwab
>>144067272source?
>>144067273the heat of the weekend warmup cooks the egg
>>144067280Niki Lauda told us thirty years ago: take a trained monkey....
>>144067298
>>144067292https://x.com/ErikvHaren/status/1829132061426270347
>>144067307The fuck is that session?
>>144067334>he doesn't knowThey've said Monza won't be televised this week, bro. Sponsorship problems.
>>144063128wagwan
>>144067272is this the first time hes crashed the safety car?
>>144067343That's cool, but why Thursday?And Test Car 5 is goated!
>>144066567>F1>multi-year contractsA-anon...
>>144067272the danger car is real...
>>144067272poor safety car-sama
>>144067414>mr safetycarlong time no see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6AnFxBwctQ
>>144067334meme session to test the cameras, tv overlays and warm the safety car driver up
>>144058960>shoes in the houseWhy
>>144067626Calm down, Quentin.
>>144056240Glad I switched to Maker's Mark
Kino
>>144067272>>144067745Nerve gas?
>>144067745You never had me, you never had your car. Granny shifting not double clutching like you should.
>>144067745the Merc would not have crashed
>Oasis is backF1 Related for this news ?
>>144067779Wtf is this gibberish
>>144067745AramcoPowered by How
>>144067796because you're my champion's wall ,and all the tail lights that light the way are blindingthere are many floor designs I'd like to drive over you but I don't know howwwww.
>>144067272Big deal considering he's getting up there in age.Could see them at least starting to have another guy do half the races.
>>144067994Sounds like a comfy retirement job for Vetlel>Oh no the safety car has spun again
pee is stored in the balls
>>144067272>>144067745KWABwhat a shitter
>>144068198with soundhttps://x.com/jarno_opmeer/status/1829154568137232745
>>144059737What about the people who live above there? Living in Switzerland seems a lot lesss comfy when you think about it.
https://twitter.com/OscarPiastri/status/1829158804937937164
>>144067272>>144068198Do you get fired if you fuck up this big?
>>144068312It's an Aston Martin not a Williams
Posting twitter links found on /r/formula1 is truly a gimmick we needed
Why isn’t Bortoleto getting a Shot at F1? Does F1 hate Brazilians as everyone here?
>>144068372there's Sauber but lol
>>144067272for me, it's TEST CAR 5
do you guys think F1 will continue existing when britain finally gets a muslim government and the economy is on the verge of imploding?
>>144068459a muslim takeover would be more likely to make things explode
>>144068290in a few years he'll be as low downforce as it gets
>>144068198did the brakes go?that initial jink left makes me think he was trying to get it to spin to bleed off speed
>>144068198clearly something broke.and by clearly I mean from what we can guess from this obligatory maximum zoom image which gives you no clue what's going on.
give any top 3 driver from the 1930s access to modern sports science and they would obliterate every single driver on the grid today
>>144067894Zoomer filter
>>144068614they were just a bunch of old rich men
>>144068614build a time machine then
for i in range(4)........print("gimi")___________________________________gimigimigimigimi
>>144065581teams should get relegated like in football
>>144068659SyntaxError: expected ':'
>>144068198Leclercesque crash
>have to double my blood pressure medswhat 27 years of being a tifoso does to a mf
>>144068817And since it's python, you will only know about it once the program hits that point.
>>144068849>blood pressure meds
>>144068849>having blood
>>144068926what else am I going to offer the blood god?
>>144068849Oh my Science!
>>144068958keep me in your thoughts and prayers then
>>144068976no
>>144068958What's wrong with Science?
>>144068849Skill issue
>>144069018I'll be reporting you to your pastor and HOA
>>144069026No passione
>>144069026SOVLLESS
>blue hp logo on shirt while everything else matches color
RAWECEEKthis weekendquestion
>>144069089
>>144069111Ruined because of it.
>>144068372>Bortoleto getting a Shot at F1?Enrolled in a driver academy of a team that already runs junior drivers and should continue to do so for at least 3 yearsAnd funnily misses 2 SL points despite being the last F3 champion (unless he ran a full year without any penalties)
>>144068614>>144068642>they were just a bunch of old rich menThisThey'd be filtered by Alessio Deledda since he'd train his body and not them
>>144069089>>144069111hp
>>144069105we are checking
/x/ theory: >>144035386 Franco Colapinto is an /f1/ poster, he knew what will happen and was having a laugh.
>>144069241literally me
>>144068849How old are you to be on BP meds already? Shieettttt
>>144057426Migger has more experience and more super points and they just ignore him.Coker also only on P6 in F2 championship.What a joke by Williams.Will be funny when this boy starts his season with crashes just like Private (formerly known as Sarge)
>>144060012That was 12 years ago.
>>144069262you're trans btw
>>144057368ITS OVER
>>144069273>Will be funny when this boy starts his season with crashes just like PrivateItll either be crashes or endlessly slower than him so he doesnt crash. I think he is setup to fail but they dont really care-- he has money and fresh blood so fuck it. They wont hold onto him next season anyway
>>144062194>I am super thankful to Williams Racing for giving me my first opportunity in Formula 1.He means that they were the only team that decided to give him a chance.
>>144069266I've only had them for a week, but let's say there's a few drivers left on the grid older than I am
Any bitcoin nerd here rich enough to buy Ferrari and drop out of F1 to kill the "sport"?
>>144064995The reason why F1 is so boring is because the drivers are too good and professional and every time there is an actual bad driver they get dropped quickly.
>>144066872My dick wouldn’t even reach her anal sphincter. ;_;
>>144065128I did when I was 7.
>mick will get the 2025 alpine seat>mick will get sargeant's seat>mick will get the 2025 audi seatwhat's up with f1 journos lately?
in before >see the sea at monaco reply
>>144069285nothing wrong with liking trains
>>144069353All the time you have to leave space
>>144069528thanks
>>144069522They're all dumb smelly miggers.
>>144066781They won a race in 2008.
>>144069522ralf doing some behind the scenes work
>>144069295Hybrid, the cars now weigh as much as a road car, they cost 1mil+ each and more staff to run, marginally faster over a lap but lift and coast all race, pirrelli cheese wheels still. They will look like smaller f1/f2 atleast, which I like the look of..>>144069441Nascar has pay shitters just for crash fodder, will F1 impliment that and bring latifi, sargent, shumacher and mazpin back?
>>144069528my uncle also trains man he is driver. sometimes he get death threats but never rape. stay strong trains is hard job
>>144069353>there's a few drivers left on the grid older than I amYou need to lose some weight or adjust your diet, goddamn man. Or change professions lel
jimmy
gimicimicinicunicunnicunny
migu
>>144069908
>>144064758Why would you want more of them avoiding crashes? I say they get rid of licences for motor bikes too, to increase the deathrate
bitch niggas
dog niggas
Gimi?
sex is all that matters
it all returns to nothingit all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>144069353there's only one older than me and i'm fit as a fiddlegit gud
>>144070310Try it and you'll see its overated, conversation and thighs are more important
>>144070310like most autistic f1 fans, I also have a strong, almost sexual, obsession with trains
>>144068198Unsafety Car
>>144068198Looks like stability control took over
>>144070587Of course you are. Time for your brain medicine, granddad.
>>144070310based
>>144070310Holding her in your arms the entire following night is far better
>>144056240>>144071315>>144071315>>144071315NEUER FADEN
