Schedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/schedule/29-augustStreams:VPN + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4Sport
What music do they play when Russia (sorry ROC) (sorry NPA) wins?
>wristwatch company CEO giving the medalswhat
India GOLD Shooting sirs
>>144087708Some bloke from Panasonic was doing it yesterday
>>144087696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_Eo2QzqU4
>>144087708>καρασαββαςhe is literally greek another medal FOR US
>>144086559if they really wanted paralympic events to gain prestige they'd learn from women's tennis and integrate them into the main draw
>>144087696Paralympic anthem I think
Just beat Denmark in the murderball
>>144087708Sponsors get to give out medal here.>>144087727Wheelchair tennis has a tournament at Wimbledon
I watch it for the CCs*. * Crippled cuties.
never occurred to me the running guides don't get medals but of course they don'tgood lads doing it for the love of the game
>track cycling with one legMental
archery is the most inclusive sport there are athletes sitting standing crawling shooting with their mouths, toes, ass
>>144087696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
>>144087708>medalist has no wrist
Next 100m qualifier, the T47, is the closest (with T13) of a "normal"100m, if you all make pay attention
Twomey looks straight out of one of those photos of dead Victorian kids, didn't think they made kids like her any more
>>144087782Men's T46/T47 and T12/T13 all have a faster WR than able-bodied women
>>144087696The game is usually cancelled and all medals forfeited until a redo is done.
>>144087782>T47nick mayhugh t37 has a world record thats quicker than most of these athletes
>>144087805Because they use technology.
>>144087818They don't - those are classes for upper body limb problems and partial sightedness
>>144087782not interested in the high number events, why would I want to see normal sports but slightly worse
How does not having an arm impact running? Surely you could participate in the normal Olympics?
Javelin world record
>>144087839Arms are important for balance when running, especially sprinting
>>144087827>upper body limb problemsThe fuck? Why don't they run at the regular Olympics? The fuck has to do with your running that one of your arms is fucked?
wasted all that time for that one guy false dtarting and he turned out to be the worst by a mile anyway
>>144087839confirmed for fat
>>144087851See >>144087849When you sprint your arms act as counterweights. And you can't balance in the blocks as easy.
>>144087749>Wheelchair tennis has a tournament at Wimbledonand a wheelchair tennis player is one of our most famous tennis players of the century. false equivalences aside, some events like the cripple-chariot and murderball provide something independent of 'X-sport but slower' and would feel right at home in the main games imo.
does this moroccan guy even have a disability? did anyone check him
>>144087839>>144087851sometimes I think nobody on /sp/ has ever broken a sweat in their life
>>144087857Nah I'm in good shape and lift but don't do any running>>144087862Fair enough
>>144087862>>144087849Surely running "professionally" for years makes your body and it's sense of balance adapt, so it's not an issue anymore. I mean according to >>144087805 they even run faster.
>>144087851they have a handicap when pushing themselves off theb locks during the start of the race
>>144087882I guess they just consistently run slower to be awkward and annoy you thenstupid hun
>>144087882The disabled men run faster than able-bodied women because >women are slow
>>144087873Are you crippled yourself or just so fat you can't fathom the idea of people standing up, doing sports even, without tumbling around like a leaf in the wind?
>>144087865If anything they need to come up with more disableds-only sports, feels like they're missing a trick only having murderball, boccia and goalball (which is rubbish and needs a rethink anyway)
>>144087906utter gibberish
So many fucking false starts
grim
glad they didn't dq that lad for losing his balance, IOC would never
>another flase start
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's the falsest false start i've ever seen
Who's phone ringing?
wtf cunt lmao
so yeah maybe come up with starting blocks that these poor cunts can actually use
>best he is actually the best
Mental that running is 90% arms
this guy has a hand that looks like one of those octopus sausages and yet he has a gf
You guys didn't see the 400m race? Plenty of comments about Hall's running form completely falling apart at the end but still getting the win. Arms definitely matter.
>saltanat abilkhassymkyzybollocks thats a real name
damn she's 45?
>>144088023Arms good for that drive.
>>144088075cracking abs
WHAT DO I WATCH
>>144087922I don't think so much disabled-only, but more sports that disabled people have no disadvantage inI'll provide for you a suggestion: the post-modern pentathlon -- exhibiting skills required for the ideal modern American>motor-scooter slalom>hotdog eating>hypothetical shooting>leap-nog>pharmaceutical endurance
starting strength strikes again
wtf, those chinease runners aren't impaired at all, they just look and act like normal chineasethis is cheating
>>144088108USA vs. Japan murderball
>>144088108All of it
>>144088108Only remembered just before you posting this C4 are showing most events on their YT.
>>144087801Half the time I’ve seen her mentioned on the news, they say she’s 14, and the rest of the time they say she’s 13. They mention her age every time but they don’t actually know how old she is.
>>144088139Good shout>>144088142I haven't watched any of their actual TV coverage, presumably they just flick between whatever GB are in and then have pointless studio discussions.
>>144088112modern pentathlon was supposed to be a test of all the skills a soldier would need to escape from behind enemy lines, surely they can just do that but the soldier's had his legs blown off or something
>>144088152all things considered the less british TV presenters know about a child's age the better
>>144088175bradley.jpg
>>144088175>games started at Stoke Mandeville>Jimmy Saville fiddled kids thereCoincidence?
>>144087879Lel
New WRNew WRNew WR
>>144088023Boxing is mostly legs too.
nippon have a girl on their murderball team?
>>144088223A girl is +0.5 disability points not joking
>>144088223Women count as 0.5 points cheaper than men
>>144088223you missed it yesterday when one of our lads rammed the girl on your team at 100mph knocked her straight out of the court and she got a penalty for out of bounds lel
>>144088154>presumably they just flick between whatever GB are in and then have pointless studio discussions.More or less.
seated discus must be a fucking nightmare on your joints
>>144088237>>144088256what implications does this have for my virginity?
>>144088321Do they do seated hammer throws on an office chair?
ironic that the american girl's shirt is emblazoned with "ADAM"
>>144088345potter's wheel
>ad break
US girl is doing pretty good desu. Nice to see
What does the number at the rear of a murderball chair mean?
>>144088108Check table tennis, cute blonde
>>144088406It's their handicap score thing, I should have put that in the OP as people keep asking.
>>144088406Their point values from 0.5 through 3.5
Wheelchair badminton seems quite sillyI assume they can only play on one square
>>144088437Wheelchair racket sports in general are a bit shit, doubles table tennis especially. the dwarf badminton is fantastic tho
I prefer the paralympics to the olympics because a lot of the girls have much bigger tits.
>>144088437I couldn't really understand how they play that on a half field, but tennis on the full field>>144088428>>144088431Thanks, i tried to ctrl+f before asking. Is 3,5 just an able athlete participating?
how do we fix murderball?
>>144088654I think 3.5 is anyone with full body motion from the waist up, so could be amputees, lower spinal injuries.I think in local play they let able bodied people compete as a 4.0
>>144088677There needs to be a way to stop the 'bloke gets through and just runs to the end' which happens in rugby sevens.
>>144088552A shame I missed thatI would rather see people overcoming their handicap to compete under the same rules as normal people, than rules being altered so these people can compete (with each other) to be honest>>144088654Watching now>hit ball on one side>hit it on the other>you instantly win
Guaranteed gold and silver for GB there
The shooting has someone called Manish Narwal. He is from India. He is not from, here it comes…Wales.YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
>>144088654>>144088689don't quote me but IIRC all paralympic murderballers are tetraplegic, or have injuries/conditions that affect all four limbs. The 3.5s have good trunk and upper body function but they might still have weak hands/forearms for instance
commentators in rugby referring to players with profound disabilities and reduced motor skills as "low pointers" not even mentioning their names...so this is the power of the paralympics and inclusivity
>>144088826yes its very offensive when football commentators refer to a defender as a defender instead of using his full name and pronounstwat
>>144088023the other 10% is rum and various contraband
>>144088843jej
>>144088842why do you have to comment when not even watching the you fucking faggotshire? they are mentioning the main players with their names
Figures americans would be decent at wheelchaircollide
>>144088881I am watching right now and they are referring to everyone by name when they have the ball, high pointers have more possessionyou are a disingenuous foreigner and I hope a turk tears your cock off
What's everyone watching?
>>144088967i hope you die a horrible death and im sure your parents and your hated ones (thats rights notl oved ones ) will be so relieved they are gonna start celebrating with a cup o tea, im watching the american stream not once have they mentioned the japanese girl's name or the guy who cant grab the ball for the us. and still im pretty sure your shitty britbong commentator has never once referred to a player as a "high pointer"
>>144088997>yank streamWell there's your problem
Our streams don't even have commentators haha I love it
>>144088997>the guy who cant grab the ball for the usLies! They mentioned his name during the turnover at the end when he couldn't get the ball. But yeah, I don't think I've heard the Japanese girl's name.
When's wheelchair boxing?
>>144089030MAKE THEM AVAILABLE FOR FREE LIKE IN TOKYO RIGHT NOW!
We have the best bikes
>>144088967>>144088997Stop the hate.
would anybody like to hear a sonnet about the planet Mercury?
>>144088997>USA Network
>>144089072I'm sorry brother but with a VPN you can watch them all on france.tv
>>144089081I'd like you to drink mercury
>>144089075NEVER
>>144089096Do NOT click this link, it creates mustard gas, instead use a VPN and watch them here https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4Sport
>>144089074I wonder how many variations there are considering the different disabilities. The normal GB bike cost 60k - the Japanese one 100k.
Love velodrome cycling girls, love legs me
>>144089082
>>144089103A vivid Lunatic set loose upon brown and grey ground,And being blistered blue by blazing biblic purges.Prosperity, parch’d of meaning in a desert surroundDesperate reasoning against pious urges.Cleansing-Fire-From-Heaven-Ra wrothly demanding dothAncient pages be re-writ white hot with sacred purityAnd burnt up with heathen wings of Th’oth’T’err beneath as ashes of Hermetic obscurity.Its nubile craters look both inward and out,Dry tears erupting hopes for both volatile and lover’sPassionate volcanos, ever soot with droughtUnder suffocating Heliotropic covers.Unfairly snared by the abiding light of brightest noons,Still there lay something beautiful in those Sun-burnt dunes.
>>144089142christ
>>144089109qrd?
>>144089131*leg
>>144089205Nah these ones are blind, and cute
ITS OVER FOR JAPAN
>>144089217really don't trust the tandems, why does the guide need to pedal
ITS SO BACK FOR JAPAN
>>144089242Because the bike weighs 14kg, even with the guide if the 'stoker' is bad then they'll be slow. It's teamwork.
>>144089181no, Mercury
wait a minute
>>144089253I BELIEVE IN ANIME
>>144089274SHE SHE CAN WALKWHY USE THE CHAIR
>>144089274Just moving to the chair by the look of it, some of them can only limp when walking.
fair play to the sharts, they have the only murderball team where the woman does something
Is balding a prerequisite to becoming a high level wheelchair rugby player? Even the japanese are losing it up top
>>144089395kek I noticed that too
Boccia is comfy desu
>>144089274Lots of wheelchair-users can walk short distances but still need the chair otherwise. I have a friend like this.
>>144089316I forgot murderball was mixed gender.
>2 point lead for JapanJoever
>>144089453the ramp classes are definitely more interesting than the ones who can throw, closest thing we'll ever get to olympic snooker
>>144089395would not surprise me at all if these boys are juicing
Seems like 3.0, 3.0, 2.0. and 0.5 women should be the best line up. Just hope the 0.5 can get a block here and there.
Huge
>>144089258>>144089242If you notice the guides have a smaller (easier) gear thann the stoker
>>144089584I suppose you can't knock it off if it's dead on >>144089597I don't know what the rules are for it exactly, there may be specifications the bike needs to adhere to. The pilot is always much bigger than the stoker so they're obviously more powerful.
Popping to the shops, good luck Japan.
Francebros...
>>144089584that's the good shit
Haymaker by France
been racking my brains the last couple days trying to come up with another sport for people with severe CP, boccia's cool but there has to be something else they can dothinking trap shooting with eye-guided chair-mounted guns, like one of those Predator shoulder guns
>>144089658>that smile at the endKnows she's kicking the frogs' ass
US-ACK
>>144089584What even is that sport?
c'est over
>>144089274
>France has already lost >Poland continues to play 3 more balls to rack up an even higher scorekek this is brutal
>>144089731Boccia. Doesn't have an Olympic counterpart
>>144089702staring competition
>>144089731the one italian pensioners go crazy about
>>144089702Slam Poetry
>>144089760What's with the darker blue ball?
fuck me jody cundy's still performing like thisseeing all these older paralympians really drives home that staying in shape is the only real way to age well>>144089845different shades = different hardnesssome are like beanbags, some are like cricket balls
kino
would anybody like to hear a sonnet about the planet Venus?
>>144089863His London leg is still one of the coolest things I've ever seen
GWAN HUNTCLUTCH AS FUCKING FUCK
>>144089702Wheelchair jousting
>>144089863>staying in shape is the only real way to age wellnot true; I'm a mostly sedentary 29 year old that still occasionally (would probably be more often if I weren't a regular) gets ID'd at the bottle-o
goalball is like watching ants play soccer – meant in the most admiring way possible.
Dominant first set for the Dutch
>>144090130I like the concept but it's far too long and low scoring, think it would be vastly improved if they only had to bounce once instead of twice
>>144090184Pushing wheelchairs on a clay court must be brutal
custom molded carbon firbre arse support confirmed
>>144090184kek casual as you like
>>144090184>ShukerShe was our flag-bearer in the opening ceremony so she must be good.
>>144090221lovely calves for a chair user
Of course I'm watching Nippon exterminate the filthy canadians at goalball
Huge point.
>>144090340>they can bounce twice, even outside the courtHmm
Got some wheels on her
>>144090373Seems fair if it's obviously the second bounce.
Net rush!
Archery is starting
does this aussie archer have a fucking beard tattoo
>aussie shooter has a tattooed beardIs that what you would call a bogan?
>the Battle of Agincourt, 1415 (colourised)
>>144090449it's pretty bogan yeah
>if I only had a leg
>>144090502Tattoos were a mistake
>>144090534crazy we haven't cured being a cripple weren't stem cells harvested from aborted foetus slushies meant to cure them?
>>144090569blame the sharts for all that pissing and moaning about muh embryos
It looks to me like they're shooting from much closer than the non crippled olympics, am I correct?
does anyone have that comic that starts with the guy wishing he had an aeroplane that platitudinally culminates in the guy wishing he had working legs?
>the average Irish-Australian vs the ideal English-Australian
>2 legged cyclist vs 1 legged cyclist
It's tipping it down for the archery
>>144090216yeah not to mention the odd bounces, how are you going to react in time when you're a damn chair
>play a more physical style of tennis>gas out after the first setliterally me
lads lads LADSwe got another fuckin bronze
>>144090659would you rather have two gimpy legs or one good leg and a prosthetic
>>144090713He seemed really good, I missed his qualification, good lad.
>>144090734one good leg any day bro
>Belgium vs France for goldCor
>>144090603Farther actually.
>Aussies have overtaken us in the Paralympics tooFUCKS SAKE
>>144090768I dunno using a prosthetic leg for years is supposed to eventually fuck up your other leg + your hips
>>144090784Just wait until you see our Special Olympics lineup
>>144090801unfair, your entire population qualify for that.
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE THE FRENCH WITH 2 LEGS RACES AGAINST THE BELGIAN WITH 1 LEGHOW IS THIS FAIR?
>>144090820kek beat me to it
nice rigging again france
>>144090824Looks like the belgian didn't want it enough to me
>>144090839No idea who's who in this webm
Is that rain I can hear on the tennis?
>>144090857winner = meloser = you
CAM ON SENEGAL
>>144090875
>>144090857bongs at the back, clogs with the white arses
Soldiers have marched in to execute the Belgian
>>144090734I think two gimpy if below the knee
Huge point ending in a clean winner.GBR near side, NED far side.
>>144090915Looks like we'll be choking in the tennis then
WORST paralympics so far.Each time I place my bet on Player 1, Player 2 wins...Fuck that shit, it's rigged af.
Unlucky Senegal. I'm not sure cumulative score for compound vs sets in recurve is better or worse.
I still have the 'Cerebral Palsy Sport Ireland' that one of the athletes gave me off his head at the 2000 paralympic closing ceremony, and wear it regularly. To this day I can still picture the barrier I was standing at and the track the athletes were doing their honour lap on. I still remember the warm feeling when he pulled his cap off, smiled at me, and fixed it on my head -- then ruffled it as if to say 'here's to you, kid'. As a young child my entire experience of Sydney 2000 was a blur -- my parents took me to plenty of events -- but that moment stands as a monolith of my Olympic memory
>>144090946Did you bet on the Lelgian?
That half fucked canadian shaking on one side is sad to see :(
>>144090965That's sweet, do you have cerebral palsy?
>>144090946Betfags BTFO
>>144090965knew a girl with cerebral palsy in high schoolmassive, massive slut
>>144090965The hat in question>>144090977Only on Saturdayhttps://youtu.be/codvECMtFrs?si=Ma-HJ59efbZbyIC6
>>144090965That's a good memory to havealways regretted never getting to anything in London, was terminally unemployed at the time and couldn't afford shit
>>144091035sick logo
>>144091037I didn't go to London either, I did go to the Commonwealth Games when they were in Birmingham though.
>>144091035sick as fuck
>>144090249She's good hey
>>144090981Imaginary bets anon, you don't do that ? Cheer for a random athlete/team based on funny names or unusual flag or because you simply don't like the other.
>French from BretagneWe count those
>>144091202best flag in the world, should be ours
Love the tunes hyping up the archery and everyone's just sat under umbrellas
>>144091345When they fire an arrow the fucking water sprays off the string
>>144091267It's copied on the US flag, some retard managed to impose it as a cultural symbol, can't be more souless.
sh-she's beautiful...
Anyway, here's another hat I still have from 2000. This is the one my older sister wore; it was bejewelled by badges, but I've since stowed them away
Tough loss for GBR, nobody likes seeing the Dutch win it must be said
I LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS ANON!
>>144091427she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
>>144091427Are we out of the tennis now then
>>144091063>>144091055>>144091402Fucking janitors raping my posts of meaning once again. I started with a point about clovers showing up again after years, but I've been drinking so my copy/paste job butchered itself. Anyway, here's the fucking hat.
>>144091387>It's copied on the US flag, some retard managed to impose it as a cultural symbolBased
>Van Gass was born in South Africa. At the age of 20, he moved to the UK to join the British Armed Forces
JACOOOOOOO
the win cured them!
>>144091530>we put a foot on top of your foot so you can walk while you walk
>>144091524GAS GAS GAS
>>144091530there's nothing disabled about that arse, god damnnot 'til I'm done with it at least
such a good day
>>144091733kek it's a weird song
>us below mongolia, peru and indiawhy do they hate their cripples so
>>144091768People just need to start combining the olympic and paralympic table and then they'll care about getting more golds than China.
A little more wheelchair tennis couldn't hurt
Ukraine doesn't have a single gold yet
VERY GB DRESS!
>>144091887tbf their athletes have only had a couple years to get used to having no arms or legs
>>144091987kek
Fucking hell I thought they were going to crash, they flew up the track after finishing
kek what a way to win a point
Aussies commentator just pronounced slalom as 'slay-lum'
GO LIZZI GO
CAM ON
GET IN
>>144091987Good joke but they are normally a paralympic powerhouse
LIZZZZZZZZZZZI
>>144092235GET IN ANOTHER GOLDThat was fucking mental
our crippled and genetically cursed can win gold after gold, meanwhile the peak athletes with multi-million pound investments and marketing deals shit the bed every single time. they should be killed
>>144092278Egos
>>144092259well aware, their parasport funding got slashed to virtually nil on account of the war, much bigger cuts than able bodied sport
>>144092278same
>>144092164They pronounce debut as day-boo
>>144091768Caring is socialism.
>>144092278Being a cripple and having to basically put a full time jobs worth of effort into living a normal life makes you /strongmind/ I suspectThey do get funding too though
>>144092315Isn't that how yanks pronounce it
>>144092037blimey
feel like i'd be a shit cripplejust don't have the mindset for it
>>144092037>one big front toothwhats that about then
>>144092370That's her disability
>>144092349 I would definitely become monstrously fat, like renaissance pope-tier fat
>>144092349*cripples you*
>veiled woman in a male suitOne can't look more retarded than that lmao
Are lad is playing some old Slovakian bloke in the archery
>>144092323Can confirm, wheelchair anon here and just living a normal life requires quite a bit of effort. Everything is a lot longer like getting dressed, washing yourself, cooking, taking a shit or a wee, or just traveling in general. Forced me to become more serene and patient, as well as more even-temperedWhich is why it's nice that you can cut ahead of the line sometimes in airports or train stations, or at museums
>>144092434Remember seeing a woman is full on muzzie gear in a swimming pool when I was on holiday in Egypt.
>>144092344No, we say day-byoo. Aussies can't seem to get that last part right
Brits needing to pretend spaz's are people;Calling themselves kings after counting fool's goldAnd morphing their delusion into a dizzy steepleSo they can look over their dignity growing mold
>>144092484We say 'dee-butt'
>>144092467Did you ever read Two Arms and a Head?I get he was seriously fucking depressed but actual seppuku was a bit much
>>144092476It's banned here iirc.
>>144092503even worse than that shit sonnet, you write like Will Self after a severe head injury
>>144092503>Brits needing to pretend spaz's are people>/ / x x x / / x x / xSort the metre out mate what a fucking mess.
>>144092518I didn't. I recommend the following cripplecore literature: Anatomy of a Soldier (one of are lads British soldier lost his legs in Iraq)L'homme qui marchait dans sa tête (dunno if there's an English translation) Cider House Rules is also a great book featuring a paraplegic
>>144092467do you get to use any of the fun meme wheelchairs
GOOD JOB NATHAN
>>144092544I see a seething pom lashing out at high-brow low-blow banter. Par for the course for the modern man of the 3 and a half nations of formerly-Great Britain. A lamentable sight, indeed -- but not a surprising one.Go fuck yourself you whiny cunt
The southern French are basically a different race aren't they
>>144092732Alas poor Bruce, I poo him well
>>144092669ta, to zlibrary we go
Armless archery lads
drawp shawt
>>144092732touched a nerve there
>>144092660just say it differently
>>144092744Africa starts at the Loire
>>144092852Go and study poetry mate, you're just another mong who hasn't but attempts to write it.
>>144092828based
>shoots a ten using his foot
>>144092828Dude is flexible.
>>144092867Yea. Towards the north.
>there's the high fiveKEK
>>144092917You mean 3 in a row
>>144092962Are the Paralympics popular in bharatistan? Is it on TV?>>144092979kek yeah and mental grouping too
>>144092979Could this guy compete in the reg olys?
>>144092278Kadeena Cox set off to be the best in the world at riding a bike, and she fell off. It can happen to anyone.
>>144092987nothing on the tele, there's one online service streaming it but it only has 2 channels (one for indian and one international). Also no Hindi commentary I think, I'm just watching on youtube.It's funny it's not more popular because our para athletes are much better than our olympic athletes
>>144093013Compound isn't at the Olympics but he's fucking good
>>144092987IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Do you guys watch this just to laugh at them?
>>144093036A Mexican the other day was saying the same about how they do shit in the Olympics but okay in the Paralympics yet it doesn't get any coverage.
>>144093041When does compound mean
>>144092848well, yes -- but also an opportunity to practice my prose.>>144092889>b-but muh meter!if you want it so bad then you can go suck a milli of them out of your dad's dirty dickhole
>>144093073Arc à poulies, beaucoup plus de force développée pour la même force de bras donc la flèche va plus droit
>>144093058ffs it's not the special olympics >>144093073It's a different type of bow, notice how it has those pulleys and they have release mechanisms. Recurves are just like regular bows. Compounds is seen as 'easier' because it's more about the bow and technology and less about technique, the range is 50m vs 70m for recurve but they do use a smaller target. They're more powerful I believe and you can hold them at full draw without difficulty due to the mechanism.
>>144093058No anon. That's mean.
>>144093058It's interesting and admirable to watch how these athletes have perfected their sport skills despite their disabilities, e.g. how these archers with no arms can shoot 10's with their feet.
>>144093058no we have human empathy
TULLLLLLLLLLY
>>144093058No it's very inspirational.
>>144093187I missed it ;_;
for some reason shooting with bare feet doesn't bother me but shooting with bare feet in the rain tickles my brain's autistic disgust centreseeeeeuh your feet are all cold and wet
>>144093201CHECK THE MEDAL TABLE ANON!!
>>144093214The left hand (or foot) in archery is only there for support, you don't actually grip the bow. Your foot would get freezing though.
>>144093214that's hot actually, when are the women feet archers
>>144093058nah, the athletes are great. the only jokes here are the self-fellating brits who think they have a license on glorying the physically retarded
>deez deez deezdeez nuts
>>144093262See>>144093276
>>144093262absolutely mad as his arse nobody likes his doggerel
they should call it american football, since they're not using their legs and americans lose
I'm going to type 'Fuck Israel' on the swimming chat to see if they ban me
holy shit this fin looks like a shotput guy why is he in archery
>>144093058I watch it to be amazed. Like, I would rather watch one-legged cycling than cycling with two legs but one leg is weak, because the visual spectacle of someone pedalling with only one leg is just so much more fascinating. So there might be a bit of a freakshow aspect for me, but no, I don’t laugh at them.
All JFs will kneel>>144093262Mate you write like Chris-chan, also you mean glorifying
Absolute UNIT shooting for Suomi
>>144093315I'm >>144092397 and this is exactly how fat i'd get
>>144093214Footfag archery bothers me immensely. I switched to boccia when they came out.
>>144093344kek, well good news you can still be an athlete
>>144093086If he wanted that shitty comeback, he would've scraped it off your mum's teeth. Embarrassing
>>144093314maybe try focusing on improving your life and self instead of whining and blaming jews for everything?
France even it out. We are going to a third set. Grueling match.
>>144093326ANON......
they shouldn't show paralympics on tvwhat if little kids like it and get inspired to get into accidents just so they can start playing the cool sports like their idols?
>>144093417What sport?
>>144093432bless the brazilian names
>>144093480>AK47 my son
>>144093477Wheelchair tennis. Also forgot it's doubles so it's just a super tiebreak for at third set.
>>144093435Many of the sports don’t actually require a disability. Anyone can play the blind sports as long as they wear a blindfold to fit in. You don’t need to use a wheelchair all the time to play wheelchair tennis; you just need to use one while you’re playing.
>>144093477Para tennis doubles women, go go go boot up France TV
>>144093513True but I don't think they let non disabled people compete in international competitions, do they?
>>144093432How long until all British TV has an interpreter for the deaf?
MAISIE!!!
How are we so good bros?
>>144093432NOT SO FAST
What determines order when we have the same medals?
point of the day
I wonder if the Paralympics in L.A. 2028 would be any different than this one.
>>144093641alphabetical (order they come in the opening)
Addicted to watching archery and I'm doing a beginner's course at a local club, it's good fun.
>>144093652singles wheelchair is shit but doubles is pretty kino
>>144093737Best of all worlds isn't it
>guy with one arm competing against guy with two arms but in a wheelchairI'd say this isn't fair but the no arms guys seemed fairly competitive
>>144093783Maybe being able to stand balances it out
French tennis is simply cursed. What the fuck.
>DIX DIX DIX X 3shieeeeeet
France were up 8-5 in the breaker
Aussie hasn't missed a shot
HE DOES IT AGAIN
>>144093919Twelve tens in a row
>>144093931world record is 148!
>aussie misses the 10it's so over
>>144093950He's fucked it for the 150 but could still get a paralympic record
>>144093641Number of 4th places
damn I think pressure got him for the recordstill this was amazing
>>144093968It's Ozver what a choke
Superb showing from the Aussie, shame that he choked at the last three shots for the record. I'm a bit bothered that his opponent was a person that had to use his teeth to pull and release arrows. Not sure how archery balancing or whatever works.
Just noticed archery is being played at Invalids kek
>archer last name Polish>American
>>144094101It was created by Louis XIV as a hospital and recovery place for his injured war veterans so it's not a coincidence, invalides literally means invalids
>>144094101For those who don't know the invalids were built by Louis XIV in 1670 to serve as a hospital / retirement home for crippled veterans
>>144094101There were created by Louis XIV
>>144094198as a hospital, right?
>>144094225yeah for paralympians and suchback then the archery targets were a little more real though
>>144094075stab stab stab
Why is no-one posting anymore?
We're all watching midget badminton
>>144094613Gone for din dins maybe. It is depressing how few people there are in this thread overall.
>>144094613I cooka da pasta
Shoot off in the archery, India vs Thailand
shit we choked so hard
>>144094666Your coach mogs your player, he's a chadjeet
>>144094636On the spectrum of slow to chaotic with comfy being just under half way between the two, it's a bit slower than I'd likeAnyone got a good medal event schedule?
>>144094685You can filter by medals in the OP schedule
>>144094636>>144094638I'm in the taxi home
damn 5mm, they both were even in the same quadrant
>>144094685The water medals farming swims on
>>144094708>>144094721Ah yeah sorry forgot about the current ones, athletics has a load of medals too.
I CAN SAVE HER LOOK AT THOSE GIANT MILKERS
>>144094747WHO, POST PICS
Boccia the Rock
Malay archer looks more Indian than the Indian archer.
brazilian stick thrower with cerebral palsy
>>144094711I'm in your walls
>>144094797boccia the cock
kino crowd at the badmington
imagine missing a medal because someone else was misclassified
>>144095086You frogs do a good job of making every event feel like a football match
>>144095115Elaborate, what happened?>the man who had one leg actually had two
>>144095121As shrimple as selling cheap tickets for the curious to come watch, then getting them caught in the momentFuck the crowds in the US (both world cup and olympics) will be so soulless since the tickets will all be 500+$
little brit fella getting SMASHED by the BR
>>144095153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQJwuIxtCUThey won't give a doopin CRUD what you think Pierre
>people cheering while the archer is shootingidiots
they finally changed this frauds classification?
>>144095206This Iraqi is based, he's having a great time
EZ WR, baybay
>>144093724See you in 2028!
>>144095235>>144095235Yeah I love that attitude.
archer stream where?
cor
>>144095311Channel 4
Where to find out what disabilities the different categories cover
>>144095348wikipedia
blind ned girl so happy
>>144095362>ned???
Fucking hell the Iraqi won even after flinching and nearly choking completely
>>144095315Almost some Robin Hood shit.
>>144095136reclassified in terms of severity of motor controlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_MayhughHe set the world record in T37 and then the officials decided his cerebral palsy is mild rather than moderate and reclassified him to T38 where he competes now.He gets to keep the record.
>>144095375swimming she just won gold
>>144095419>He gets to keep the recordThat's shit because that'll never be beaten now
Another gold for BR
>>144095464I can't keep up with all the medals, what in?
>>144095419Ameri Riggitini
>normal looking Ukrainian bloke vs a man with no arms
>>144095514>level after 1 endAlright fair enough
>>144095514>8 X 10 Belgian is doing well at least.
Fucks sake Brazil
>>144095487Two in a row, 100m M 37 e 47 Athletics
imo all guides in blind events should be women
FIRST GOLD FOR USA!!! Finally
they dope?
>>144095514>a man with no armsand on legHe can aim though.
Based half-belgian won
>>144095823Which half was Belgian?
>>144095835All but 3 limbs.
sex with WEN
lil badminton fellas match is tense!
this table tennis is rigged as fuck, french team has 7 limbs and ours has 5
FUCKING GET IN JACK
>>144096072Felt bad for our walter white lookin lad
SHE DEAD
>women's breastheh
>>144093326STOP THE COUNT
AND REPRESENTING SPAIN... ANASTASIA DMYTRIV DMYTRIV
>>144096179
Castano Salazar looks uncomfortably like Paul Giamattifair play to the colombians though, they're shit hot at parasport
watching midget badminton
>>144096295We beat the Hue, it was a good match
We have a buy in the rugby with no forearms, just two stumps
I didn't watch fencing entrances, do they push the wheelchairs in the stairs ?
>>144096400saw him last game, still a 1.50.5s must be completely fucked
>>144096416God save the King!
>>144096412I just saw one on team australia, number 5, he looks normal ish
USA 0 GOLDS LMAO
Watching the 400m and some black lass is about 200m behind
eating crisps off my own gut while watching thislife is a rich tapestry
>>144096450Nah they've got one now
>>144096471What crisps though?
>Li Lu multipass
>>144096499roysters t-bone steak
This swimming relay looks insane. Dwarfs, cripples, blind people all swimming together wtf
>>144096529Are we in it?
>>144096545Nope
>>144096499I'm a kettle afficionado
>>144096559Good taste mon ami
>that bloke with no arms face down in the waterDoes he not breathe for 50 metres? What the fuck
>>144096559fuck meant tyrells forgot to correct
>>144096579He absolutely SMOKED the yank
>the half burnt chink with no armsWonder how many of them were in liveleak videos
>>144096579Fucking torpedo swimming nigga
>>144096529Almost certain that armless chinese bloke didn't come up to breathe once, fucking mental
>>144096579Insane lung capacity on the lad.
BRAZIL HAVE INFILTRATED THE SCOREBOARD!!
>>144096529I MISSED IT NOOOCongrats for the WR anyways, China.
>>144096684THE REAL RESULT
>>144096696>DSQwhat happened?
chinese triple blind jumping podium as it stands
>>144096709YOU TELL ME FRANON!
belgian princess handing out medals!
>>144096759>the rooster suit
That was the first time I heard that anthem. No strong opinions on it.
think one of the boccia commentators just farted
>>144096766she kissed the belgian gold winner :) (on the cheek)
>>144096800they're definitely using the shittiest tinniest recording of it they could find
for me it's di dongdong
The Spanish girl is cute, our girl is vibrating
BRs are always so patriotic singing their anthem
>>1440960727 limbs > 5 limbs
brits managed to find a chinese midget for their badminton team
that leaf's chrome helmet is so fucking cool
>>144096559Defend >our industry and buy Brets instead you traitor
>>144097061Would scoff these
>>144097061I'm from Scunthorpe so I eat Transform-A-Snacks and Tangy Toms whenever I can find them
Poor armless chinks struggling to hold the phryges with their head/shoulder>>144097061Euh... basé
New>>144097164>>144097164
Fucking Korean trying to argue with the ref in boccia lmao
>>144087696Nothing
