Day 4 - Sunday 1st SeptemberSchedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/scheduleStreams:VPN + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4SportOld>>144117702
>>144129944Do the German blind runners call their guide "mein führer" ?
Any cute katawas yet?
>>144130503No, and you're a retard
>>144129944Was watching mix badminton and I only noticed one of the athletes had have his or hers arm missing. I didn’t notice what was wrong with the other three people.
>>144131640Might be weakness in a limb due to cerebral palsy?
>>144131781Maybe I turned it on and didn’t see anything that was wrong with them then I notice that someone’s arm was half gone
channel 4 seems pretty good, no watermark on the videos
I missed the paralympics yesterday, any good kino?
>>144135752Woman's archery was good.
is being deaf a category aswell (like S.xx or smth) and if not where do they go?
>>144135950They go to their own Deaflympics or if they're really good, the Olympics.
Is track and field over?
>>144129944How's the medal ranking?
>>144136226No, it's on for the rest of the games now
Triathlon should be on but I can't find a stream
>>144137064>tyres are called Dunk King
>>144137112schwalbe dunk king
in the badminton they're on 8th game point, lolbetween SK and JP
I'm not feeling too good bros, I think China will win the medal count in the bestlympics and be numba 1
badminton match is bussin in KR and JP right now
>Korean guy looks Japanese>Japanese guy looks Koreanexplain
>>144137555ARRROOKSAME
she's cheating! she has eyes!
guides are kino
We finished :)
woah his feet are pointed at each other
'intergrated'
Cheers from the stadium frens
Uzbekistan has a lot of athletes in the paralympics and olympics for being such an obscure country
>>144138117Diversity hires doing the work at channel 4
>>144138129based
>>144138129I was just wondering yesterday, what kind of food do they have at the stadium?
sexylympics
>>144138160Just some basic sandwiches and chips, 1lso non alcoholic beer (lame)
>Neutral paralympic athlete flag
>>144138202rip, eating a sandwich while watching the paralympics seems chill though. Non alcoholic beer is unexpected, I guess they don't want any bad press though
Jessica Heims a cute
Goalball is oddly compelling
20 minutes until Skarstein hopefully defends her gold medal from Tokyo.Sheremet is cute, though.
Cool story :This morning there was a French archer who was an olympian athlete in Atlanta, he got an accident who made him invalid, he was treated at the Invalides hospital and today he competes right before the Invalides.
>>144138160
>started playing boccia to get out of doing homeworkheh
>>144138293David Smith is incredibly charismatic whenever I see him interviewed
>>144138272I don't usually eat hot dogs but I think if I were there I'd be getting a hot dog
I'M HEARING THAT WE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD ANON.......
Virgin Japanese coach getting pissy with the judges because it's too loud in the stadium for the long jump vs chad Spanish coach stealing a cone to use as a megaphone
That Maroccan shot putter is strong af
Velokino ends today :(
people with the wheels you can see through seem to never win vs the people with their wheels covered
Dwarf Kino incoming
>>144138272Cheap(ish) all things consideredExpect 20 dollars hot dogs in LA
>>144138458You're not supposed to point that out.
Isreal putting about 2 light years on its rowing competitors
visible wheel bros we're so back
Explain the tandem events: is an pilot a athlete, or just there to steer them around the track
The arses in these cyclists... cor
>>144138513They're also putting power down but if you notice they have a smaller gear so are doing less work than the blind person
>>144138513They have to be be very good cyclists too or else they're just dead weights. (also not too good to not burn the para athlete)
The midgets are throwing but no one's filming :(
>>144138448Gutted. Medal chances today?
Bit sus that these pilots are like 2x the size of the blind guys
>>144138563Plenty of them, 1000m B time trial, some team events too
brit pilot just did a roman salute
>>144138594We were on ad break on C4, screenshot?
>>144138594>"roman"
>>144138570Bit weird that the commentators keep highlighting their performance over the actual blind people's too
Damn, there's Roman Polanski in rowing.
Rowing lads
>>144138675Buggered a 13 year old so hard he ended up disabled. Many such cases
GOLDGOLDGOLDGOLD
based
GOOOOOOLLLLLLD
B E N N N N N N
>>144138696Poor guy can't move his legs now...
Pretty sure like half the GB gold medallists are from wales at this point
Why are the pilots invariably much bigger than the blind fellas?
>>144138762confusing. you'd think having no legs would make it harder to run after sheep
YOU SHOULD BE ONE OF THOSE LAYPEOPLE ANON!
Rowing gives men exceptional bodies
Another cycling world record
>>144138843Best job for a volunteer at the games, comfy venue, fresh air, not much crowd to deal with, and the task is just to lay down. Sign me up.
Choking in the rowing
>>144138921Ok, choke cancelledGOLDGOLDGOLDGOLD
Absolutely insane chase at the end there
^______^
>Paralympic runners>look like normal juiced guys
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves.
>>144138113I took this screenshot from sitting volleyball in the last Paralympics. I think her name is Lora Webster.
>>144138135Perhaps they secretly recruited a few Russians?
>>144138966>mixedYou tell me one of them is a woman ?
Dwarf badminton on more 4
>>144138995That's an operation they do sometimes (fairly frequent in cases of bone cancer) with amputations on or around the knee. They amputate at two points, leaving the healthy tissue at the end of the leg, then reattach that to the thigh, making their ankle joint a makeshift knee replacement.
>>144139009Long hair on the left is a woman
>>144139009https://www.britishrowing.org/athlete/lauren-rowles/She's just chosen a fairly unflattering hair style for whatever reason
>>144139033Looks like David Hasselhoff.
>>144138843That looks so comfy. Having to swim out to your position in the full volunteer outfit probably isn't comfy though.
Our cyclists got disqualified but I'm not sure why
>>144139093oh it's because her shoe fell off the pedal and that's not a "recognised mechanical issue"
>>144139112Yeah mechanical issue would be like a pedal falls off the bike, chain comes off or something
>teddy bear trophy
>>144139151?
>>144138272Red Pill me on Tropico. Flavour profile? Not here in Bongland.
>>144138363Why does he look so familiar, who is he?
only 5 gold for usa lmaowhat went wrong?
my wife aitchison lost
Hannah cockroft is just so much better than the rest>>144139192They all think this is the special olympics for downies.
>>144139155>poster/map gift for the regular olympics>teddy bear gift for the paralympics
>>144139009She just looked like a butch lesbian, AKA natal female.
Skinner has a horrific blonde mullet
>>144139015Is it on streaming?
>>144139225It's the paralympic Phryge!I remember in Rio they gave the mascots out in both games
>>144139226It's like 90% her hair, especially with so many guys recently getting that shitty curly mullet
>>144139055>She is a lesbian Damn, I have such a good eye.
>>144139240>I remember in Rio they gave the mascots out in both gamesPékin too.
Is there anything on right now?
>>144139239all on youtube matey https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4Sport
>>144139169
>>144139267I've seen so many people at my uni girls and guys alike, just why?Especially, coupled with the porn stach on the men, it looks terrible.It's terrible hipster shit that makes you look like a 70's Scouser or Ozzie bogan. Who started this crime against hair and why is it so fucking popular?
>>144139290Rowing
Does the manlet in the boat get a medal too ?
HELLO
>>144139291Ah yo!>>144139300Thanks, but not sure who I thought he was. Must have an entertainment doppelganger out there somewhere.
>>144139327Just the plush
>>144139320At least when it comes to guys it's because they want to look masculine, but can't because of the crowd they're in, where masculine = bad. So they decide to look anachronistically masculine in an ironic way.
>>144139327I believe the coxswains do get a medal, yes. They're even bigger femlets in the women's, like genuinely 4'10
>>144139327You mean the cox? They get medals in olympic eights.It does look like a gay gangbang porno though
>>144139291Am I a dumb dumb? I looked through their lives and upcoming and can't find dwarf badminton.
Phenomenal atmosphere at the velodrome
GOOOOOOLLLLLD
GOOOOOOLLLLLLD!
>>144139381lmao
SO MUCH GOOOOOOOOLD
>France pipped Germany for Bronze in rowing by 0.06s secondsBased
Judging by the sound I think some Aurélie won in Boccia.
HEIDI is such a lovely name
>>144139401it's sorted by sport and by the number of people watching. see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thkdHjK0brU
the paralympic archery stadium looks like a small gym crowd watching their kids play a sport
HEIDI HEIDI HEIDI
We got a gold at imp throw. Based
>>1441394568000 seats
Tesco Mobile's latest ad campaign seems to entirely consist of "All the most annoying people you know are with us, don't you want to be too?". Baffling
I do not understand team sprinting
the shooters are packing some Space Age shit
We're choking the shooting
16 streams on channel 4 sport youtube, I can't keep up
dwarf bardminton is lit
any none vpn channel4 links?
>>144139629yeah it's great
aieeeee jobbed to spain
>>144139669considering how low the views on youtube are (a few hundred on most streams) probably not, it's once every 4 years though so I think a vpn is worth it
We have 3 golds from rowing and a solid chance at more in the velodrome in a bit
>The Para-triathlon events at the Paris 2024 Paralympics have been postponed by 24 hours because of poor water quality in the River Seine.Why can't the french stop pooing in the river?
Crowd's getting fired up for Japan vs Australia in the wheelchair rugby
>>144139865More seriously though the Seine has been a terrible choice, should have just done the triathlon and deathswim in the rowing lake or something
>>144139865It's a right they fought for
>>144139865I don't think we really have a leg to stand on there I'm afraid
>tuba band playing freed from desire at the archeryLove it
how do we fix goalball?
>>144139926Give them guns
>>144139921We didn't put the 2012 swimming and triathlon in the Thames did we?>>144139926Multiball
>>144139865Pretty sure that's not the Seine anon.
>>144139960I think it's AI now I look closer.Still the organisers really fucked up by putting swimming in the seine
>>144139979Indeed, there are plenty safe places around Paris. They were unlucky with the weather though.
Morning lads, went for a swim this morning so haven't been able to watch so far today. Did I miss anything?
>>144140033Fucking hell I missed loads of golds
>>1441400333 golds in rowing
>>144139947Hyde Park. But it's not like our rivers aren't full of sewage
I realise I prefer the american hymn much better with no singing
If Japan beat Australia i am never masturbating to anime again
>>144140078The problem is yanks always get singers who ham their anthem up like a pop ballad
Nooo Chica Chica lost in boccia :(Best name of the paralympics, also she can play right or left hand.
>>144138310its a bit jarring that his body is so fucked but he has a Shipping Forecast-tier voice
>>144139443Thanks you, kind Anon! This is literally the comfiest thread on /sp/.
>>144140180He's a good bloke, potentially lots more Paralympics to come from him too.
>>14413992590's classic that.
I would rim every single one of these cyclist's fat arses
>>144140257alri monkeypox lad, how was the stag do?
>>144140266I'm very hung over and still in bed. Might ubereats a maccies
That Brit midget is not a midget, she's just a child sized woman.
>>144140279Big fan of maccies hash browns me
>>144140280probably primordial dwarfism, less common than achondroplasia which is your Wee Man-style dwarfism
>>144140280The short stature categories are for any short stature. It's just ~80 of dwarfs have the same genetic cause - the one that gives you short limbs, regular torso and a big forehead.Some others have growth hormone issues so they look more proportionate but tiny.
>>144140301>primordial dwarfismkino
>>144140280And she got destroyed by the indogStill laughing that the brits managed to find a tiny asian to play midget badminton
>>144140299Sadly missed breakfast, so it's chicken selects for me
>>144140322For some reason Asians are just better at badminton
kin ell the stoker does have a big chainring
>>144140346Yep, stoker has a huge gear like regular sprint cyclists, pilot has an easier gear
Hey blind footie is on
hello, where are finlands medals?
Albino spotted
>>144140473Blind?
White Tiger here, AMA
>>144140366You say that but they are actually cycling in sync, so it is a team effort.
>>144140479One of the Aussie cyclists in the tandems, yes
Right, two medals now guaranteed in this cycling
>N. Fashyvery inappropriate name there great britain
Incoming cucking from the Germans
This german pilot has the starting strength body
Those two men couldn't look more German if they tried
The cecifoot takes place in the beach volley stadium under the Eiffel Tower, too bad they can't enjoy the view lol.
One twoOne twoOne two
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE GOLDS
GOOOOOOLLLLLLLD
BASED
>>144140607>cecifootcool name, we should call it that too
>>144140308Is that a Lord certificate ?
>>144140729Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire
>>144140729it's an MBE, the lowest grade of civil honour.It goesMBEOBECBEKBE/DBE - this one lets you be called Sir or DameGBEThat's separate from being a member of the house of lords, where you get made a life peer, like Baroness Tanni-Grey Thompson, a paralympian now in the lords.
>A Team GB cyclist has recalled the moment she woke up after spending two months in a coma - to find that she couldn't see. Lizzie Jordan contracted E.Coli after eating out at a fast-food restaurant while studying psychology at Royal Holloway.>The then 19-year-old was initially treated in Guildford following the incident in 2017. However she was moved to St. Bartholomew's Hospital in London as her health deteriorated and her vital organs such as the heart and brain were affected.Fucking hell
GREATBRONZE
How blind are the footballers? They're able to trap the ball quite well
>>144140840Completely, they wear a visor so none of them can see anything
naff effort from Lizzi tbdesu
>>144140751>>144140783Thank you informative anons.Sounds cool to be a lord, I wish we kept that stuff.
CHOKED
Wonder what it's like being a blind football goalieYou get to play the sport you love and help out your less fortunate colleagues, but how do you sleep at night after a blind bloke puts three past you
>>144141013WE'RE BACK CAM ON
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD
Basically a mirror image of the previous race. You'd have thought the Irish riders would have learned their lesson the first time
>>144141058GET IN ANOTHER GOLDFucking hell that was exciting
MORE GOLDS, ALL THE GOLDS FOREVER
>>144141081What's the lesson here? "just pedal faster lol"?
>>144141043I suppose you still don't know when they're going to shoot and they can still heem it at the goal.
>>144141099Don't get gassed trying to build an early lead
>>144141099Don't pedal too fast at the start or you'll shit your pants later
at this point the oly team need to start taking lessons from the paras on resource management, these fuckers never seem to gas
Lora Fachie is lucky her husband is blind
53 years old dude on his space-wheelchair still winning, it gives me hope, you're never dead.
>>144141151This, FUCK the olympic team, they always give up if they're in the lead.
>>144141151>>144141171The olympic track cycling was a fucking disaster this games
>>144141043Are they not also blind?
Japanese literally gifted Australia the winning touchdown and they didn't take it. Top. Kek.
wtf is this shit with murderball, japan is scoring like a samurai and aussies play autistic fag games with the clock and literally stop playing the game to afk on the goal line
>>144141189All our GOATs have retired, they were probably too cocky and thought we could destroy everyone again.
>>144141214The goal keepers are sighted
>>144141214The goalkeepers are not blind
>>144141152my gf has some optic nerve damage so she goes bong eyed when she's tired and/or sucking dick. used to put me off but you stop noticing >>144141214don't be daft how would that work
>>144141247>she goes bong eyed when she's tired and/or sucking dick
Aussies are you ok? Ar you ok? Are you ok aussies?
>>144140143
Based nippon
I'm happy for japan getting revenge for 2020
What's the name of the music played at the victory ceremonies?
But quite frankly this is a shit sport where everything hinges on one or two interceptions
>>144141402I'm all for shitting on aussies losing but your lot are doing absolute crap for a host nation, what's the deal with that
>>144141492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYfylAnMl4idk what it's called but is has a proper funky slap bass section afterwards
>>144141506I only watched semi-regularly back in the day but I'm certain it used to be less boring than this and they didn't do so many high-low systemsthey've fucking Pep'd murderball
>>144141545I remember it was still very back and forth at Tokyo but maybe not quite as much.
>NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPON NIPPONBased commentator>>144141512You and china are the only nations that really care about the paralympics it seems, this is 2020
>>144141645The yanks appear to have given up this time
>>144141645oh cool Argent means "Silver" as well as "money" (ty Bresson)! i like that. good metonym
>>144141800Argent means silver in English too but it's more of a literary term
Why do shooters wear these strange outfits?
Up next on the tennis court: one of usnielsvink.com/en/
>>144141945based wanker
>>144141939They have built-in back/shoulder support, less fatigue over long sessions
>>144141945Wat
I love reading about the ceremonies we create for ourselves: our way of saying 'this is something that is important to us'. Having Stoke Mandeville be the future birthplace of the Paralympic flame is such a good idea, and what better way of transporting it to France than through the Tunnel
>>144142310Better Stoke Mandeville becomes associated with this rather than all that other shit
>>144142387tbf there aren't many places left in the country that aren't linked to at least one famous nonce
>>144142310Yeah, a bit of a copy of Olympia but what's the real difference beyond age? Both are birth places of their respective games, just the paralympics are 75 years old and the olympics thousands (with a huge gap)
>>144141924so it does! thanks anon, you've genuinely capped off my evening
>>144142437little lad loves his words he does
Tense final in the shooting, will it be our noble or the BR?
Nevermind it's over for the BR unless >we choke
>ChoongHow did we find a chinese dwarf to play badminton
>>144142597I'm pretty sure she's just an average sized Chinese woman
based millennial dominance in the velodrome, absolutely rinsed that 19yo
that's gold baby
we stand no chance against the anglo menace (in cycling)
>>144142310Going a bit wobbly reading about the 2012 torch relay, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Summer_Olympics_torch_relay#Modes_of_transportSidecar, steam train, horsepower, zip wire, then after all that the part in the opening ceremony where all the flames came together to make the cauldron. Like the sport itself, it's ultimately pointless, silly even, but it's important because we make it important
pour quoi hidalgo garde-t-elle les anneaux olympiques sur la tour Eiffel ?
>>144142975
Please don't balcon
>>144143080i like this one lol
Clean it up janny
GOLD FOR GBFINAL MEDAL FOR TRACK CYCLING
How many gold today?
Nice work from our cyborgs!
>>144143183Lost count.
comical archery duel between the iraqi and the belgian with no arms, what the hell is the iraqi's disability other than being a fat cunt?
wait did the spaniards not even have a woman on their team? Kadeena's a fucking machine when she can stay off the floor
>>144143328That Belgian is fucking good desu and the fat Iraqi was based, looked so happy to be there,
>>144143346superweapon-tier imo
>>144143346Nah it's probably a points system or something to do with disabilities. I'm glad we got gold there so Kadeena can feel like she redeemed herself.
this indog mr Swagman is lethal
>tfw no gf
We have 6 gold today and chances at 2 more in swimming and a third with are cockroft on the athletics track
HOLY FUCKING CHOKE WTF
MONSTER choke from the indian
AIEEEE SWAGBROS GET IN THERE
absolutely blessed
LET"S GO BLOODY MUSLIM INDO BASTARD
crikey is that frog lass going to die on the podium
not lethal enough RIP mr swagman
>>144144262exhaustion + emotion i think. don't blame her at all
>>144144262perfect end for any athlete innit
>>144144243kek you're lucky
couldn't look any more Australian if he tried heh
>>144144647Jimmy Saville?
love these crippled niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>144145065based
>>144144647could also be a dutchman
holy shit a chinaman showing emotion
>>144145964kek I thought that when I saw a Chinese athlete crying after winning the other day
ok, hear me out:what if we make new type of paralympics, where all the athletes are 100% healthy, but it's the refs that are mentally ill and blind?oh, wait, that's just normal olympics.... never mind
Unlucky France
>>144146106LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME POLAND TO THE THREAD
>>144146106Chuckled
how far is the target?
>>144139865POO IN LE LOO
>>14414646070m for recurve and 50m for compound. Recurve matches start on Tuesday.
CAM ON NATHAN, SCORE SOME FACKIN TENS
big fan of the swedish ping pong qt with one teeny tiny baby hand
>>144146918Hoping it will look average sized with her holding it?
>>144146879peak forklift driver phenotype
What's with the midget comedy skit on C4?
>>144147040>Nathan was a regular Rugby player for Glasgow Warriors at under 21 level, before a serious motorbike accident left him paralysed at just 18 years old.
GET IN NATHANIt's mental how mental archery is
getting a bit distracted
>>144147501An obese granny?
>>144147501cor love obese grannies me
oh shit it's Armless Matt vs The Finnish Ogre, love these two
poor fella. that 'ah fuck i'll be remembering that at 3am for months' look.
>>144147555Yeah he waited too long and put too much pressure on himself, stressful match though he did well nonetheless.
the finnish UNIT is shooting
Our dwarfs are swimming now
>>144147639>two different Warhammer tattooswhat a lad
>>144139381Is the coxswain essentially just the cheerleader of the group? They just shout encouragement?
gritty point
>>144147717they also steer and call the stroke rate
Based armless american saluting the crowd with his feet
>>144147717They steer, call the stroke rate, encouragement.It's a bit like the conductor for an orchestra, they're helping direct the race, make decisions on when to go harder etc.
huuuuge point
>>144147680judging by the tats he plays Blood Angels and World Eaterslot of rage in that big boy, understandable really
Dwarf with an uber-deep chad voice there
>>144140804I hope they shut that place down with the quickness! Some of these take-out places really are rancid. Poor girl.
>>144147880Incredible how good this is when singles are pure shit
>>144147936Feel like badminton has the right idea with their approach to singles
>>144143051>trying to understand hidalgothis ship has sailed long time agocaptcha GAG2JO
LETS GO LITTLE PERSONS
GOLDPRBASED
Gwaaahh!
short angle forehand and dropshot winner
is warwick watching this ?
>>144147969I think we simply shouldn't do wheelchair singles
>>144148038For what?
>>144141645>The Netherlands is 'Pays-Bas' in French Huh, what's the reason for this?
>>144148162SB6 100m
>>144148165That's exactly what Nether Lands mean anonLow lands
>>144148165It means the Low Lands.
MASSIVE CHOKE FROM THE SUOMI SPHERE
not looking good for the armless homeboy....
>>144148333Ahhhhh stop getting your informations ahead of me
I thought the X was meant to be the final decider, you tell me they got the same number of Xs again?
English commentary, it's pronounced van Coat, not van Cut (Kut is Dutch for Cunt)
>2mm off dead centrefuck me
>>144148425They pronounced it like that on purpose
What a way to end it
>>144148410For the shoot-off they need be the closest to the X. Outside the shoot-off the X is just the inner ring of the 10 which still scores a 10.
>-2mmso close to the center it entered the warp
wish no fucking arms
>>144148531bloody hell
dj playing footloose fucking lol
>>144148531doopin mental, that yank will get gold.
>>144147749>>144147841Ah, I see. Didn't know they also steered. I thought rowers just kept going straight.
>>144148478The English language just doesn't have a clue what to do with vowels in general
>>144148513But I've been told the one with the most X won in case of equal scores, was that a lie?
>>144148598not taking any shit from you lot and your comedy language
>that roar when the frog wonGood turnout for the swimming
oh wow check out those profoundly disabled women swimming..what is even the point of the s10 classification does not being good enough for the regular olympics count as a disability?
>>144148598I'll shove a vowel up your arse mate
>>144148214>>144148223Thanks, Anon. I can't unto French.
>>144148595once you've got three or four rowers on each side slight differences in power can set you drifting left or right, smaller boats can get away going straight with a fixed rudder but the sixes and eights generally need to be steered
>>144148619Must have been as they've been doing this since the start of the paras>>144148661I don't see how being deaf is a hindrance to swimming, you can't fucking hear anything when you're underwater anyway.
lmao the umpire in this tennis match completely forgot the score
>>144148661why are you such a miserable bastard all the time dimitrios
>Thai bloke just standing there for 10 minutes with an arrow drawn
Crowd cheering the umpire for remembering the correct score now
>>144146514...sayeth the inbred retard sharter in the mart mutt that worships an orange subhuman that wears diapers that is also worshipped by white inbred sharters in the mart that did so on their own hands and smeared it on the walls of the Capitol Building on 6th January 2021, so hypocrites like you don't have the right to have opinions about other countries or everyone else will use that stereotype about you inferior subhumans. And speaking of inferior...:>pic...you're proving to be inferior to even Great Britain, certainly China. You're a bit shit, sharters in the mart. Along with mutts being inferior subhuman inbred rednecks - and all of you are: No Exceptions - there's a new stereotype we can use against you.
>>144148727if she's s10 she'll have some kind of physical disability on top of the deafnessone of the olympic volleyball teams had a deaf bloke iirc
>>144148792Yeah you're right fucking Hopadopolis over there mislead me.
>>144148779take your pills lad
>>144148779settle down
>>144148779>diapersFOY
>>144148727these girls werent even deaf wikipedia mentions that this category includes atheltes with amputated limbs and but only on of the athletes had 1-2 fingers missing from her hand... so im guessing its probably athletes with some bullshit cerebral palsy diagnosis from when they were 3 years old that doesnt affect them in anyway whatsoever
>>144148882cerebral palsy truthers, that's a new one on me
>>144148882I apologise I thought you said 'profoundly deaf'
XXX chink
still not over that armless chinaman who did the full 50m without breathing
>>144148955kek that was ridiculous
>>144148732the person shooting arrows with his mouth now yes thats a paralympian some random able bodied bitch or bitchette with an "ataxia" diagnosis that can swim 100m in under 55 secs is probably a person whos every day life isnt affected by their "disability" and we should all laugh at them if they claim otherwise they are no different than twitter self diagnosed austists/bipolars/fibromyalgia
>>144148214>hell>afterworld>criminal worldMan they had a solid reputation back then.
>>144148917>truthersphenotype is what's important not genotype get your reddit ass scientism back to plebbit
GWAN TAI
>>144149031I am Greek
B R O C KK K K K
8 Golds so far today for GB
SUPLEX CITY
>>144148830>>144148852>>144148863Take your pills and settle down lads
>>144149173Is this the most we've had in a day?
>>144149148live your myth
>>144149194Dunno. Could be a 9th as Hannah Cockroft is still to go in the 100m wheelchair race later.
>>144149208My mum is on holiday in Kos atm
>>144149208I don't get it
Crikey
>>144149279someone pasted the same photoshop texture all over the water
>>144149348>we put a thumb on your thumb so you can thumb while you thumb
>>144149169Buzzing for her. She was distraught after getting bronze earlier in the games
>>144149376Ow I thought it was simply a dry bed exposing roriver rocks
china really need a better anthem
>>144149471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGk4E9ss95s&t=36s
I want the Japanese women to beat the Dutch women in tennis because I like anime.
>>144149506I want them to win because I fucking hate Dutch 'people'
>>144149471Three Principles of the People is such a serene anthem, I can't believe the PRC replaced it.
The inner circle should be 11 points
why do the boccia players get an auto aim contraption
>>144149665the C3s do because they can barely move, they direct their helpers to aim it for them
>>144149690ahh yeah I see there's 2 streams for boccia
ITS OVER!
Maisie is so cute, I want to give her a cuddle
Pajeet doing his best to lose to the canuck
>>144149740C3 boccia is imo more interesting than the other classes, very different game. Turns it from a petanque-like game into something closer to lawn bowls or snooker
gwan fatjeet
cor, Kumar wins
>THE UkraineUh oh commentator stinky
>>144149889American did the same why don't they just shoot these all the time
>>144149889big lads got some bottle, two shootout 10s in a row
greek boccier just said γαμησε το το γαμημενο "fuck this fucking thing" and the commentator said " "there he is calculating hius next move"
>>144149957kek
So in archery they have a device that measures instantly the distance to the center during the shoot out, but for some reason they have to check with the eyes if an arrow is a 8 or a 9 during the game ? wtf
We're through to the table tennis QFs on Wednesday
This Belgian lad's anatomy is baffling me, he's got a hand for a foot and one big boob
>>144150127Those Japanese women looked gassed. Sad.
>>144150140I don't know how the hell he's so accurate with his foot
chink hasn't dropped a point
>>144149471the funny thing is China sometimes bans its own anthem during times of unrest because it calls for rising up against tyrannyhttps://www.newsweek.com/china-national-anthem-censorship-online-covid-lockdown-1698860
>>144150324I don't think van Montagu can recover from this at this point.
AI AI AI AI
i am NOT sitting through all six hours of the italian anthem thankyou
>Guy with two fully functional arms pitted against guy who shoots with his feet+mouthWtf, how is this even fair
>>144150430Drawing a bow is as much about back/shoulder muscles as arm muscles, if the chinaman's got some sort of trunk paralysis it probably evens out
>>144150418CHOKEDPERFECT SCORE RUINED
>>144150430The Belgian is fucking good even without arms
busting out the mobot, based
AIEEEEEEEEEE 149 would have been a new olympic record
>>144150483Every archer who gets perfect for the 1st 4 rounds always weakminds here for some reason. That last 9 was really bad.
>based armless lad but he's a yank>team gb but he's a scotreally torn who to root for here
>>144150562England's brave Nathan McQueen
We're not winning this, the yank is too good.
yikes are all brits this bad at archery?
>he doesn't have the opportunity to do an air punchBrutal
150m individual medley? Which stroke are they excluding?
>>144150736you of all people should know what we can do with bows>>144150750he might be my favourite commentator, dour northern bastard who knows when they're going to choke before they even shoot
yes hello, I'd like the most Mexican name ever please
>>144150788He just said 'this is an 8' after a load of flinches and then the yank got a 10 kek
I still have no idea how that american releases the arrow...
>>144151007The release is round his neck so when he leans backwards it releases
Unlucky Nathan, that yank is too fucking good.
BRONZE GREECE BRONZE GREECE BRONZE
does your disability *need* to impair your ability in that particular sport for qualification?
>>144151037I really never seen the mechanism.
Silver for Kinghorn in the T53 800M
>>144151095There aren't particularly many sports that don't involve the whole body in some way. So pretty much every disability is going to impair you to some degree
SM3 woman just won the SM4 individual medley
>>144151159I saw a clip of a japanese badminton player with her non dominant hand cut off. how does that affect her gameplay?
hehe
first gold for germany
>>144151217It's a counterweight for balance, but the impact is probably minimal
>>144151089Congrats. The "fuck this fucking shit" sold me on him.
>>144151217fucks with your balance, also entirely possible she's got another less obvious disability
>yank archer realising he's playing with the big boys now
>>144151122Schaer catching up and creating that massive lead at the last 200m was absolutely insane. Explosive speed that was.
>>144151122noice
This chink is spanking the yank
>Kevin Polish>Is AmericanMutt supremacy.
>sub 75 IQ shot putlmao that fucking category
>>144151319Different race. Debrunner won the T53 200m and led pretty much from the start.Though Schär's finish was spectacular.
>armless breaststroketf do you even do that
>>144151431I meant the last 200m in that 800m race, but I agree with what you said about Debrunner.
>>144151453The legs
>>144151453Very slowly, from what I'm seeing
HANANANANANANAH
GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD
my chair wives! my chair wives!!!
>>144151483Some of them barely even have that
wtf how do you fucking swim with no arms AND no legs
>>144151385He might be able to get WR as long as he doesn't weakmind for the last three shots.
O_______O
Gold incoming in shot put too I think. Are slag just set a WR
>>144151499It's crazy that in her category she's in GOAT contention over like four different distances
my 'throwing heavy things' wife
hannah's bench must be fucking scary, girls in a different league
>>144151574It's over
oh my that perfect grouping from the yank, shame to lose on such a high note
Fucking chinks I swear to god.
>>144151657kek
>>144151655You really are behind everyone else
How many handicap points is being a woman worth again?
>>144151707Yeah a good minute
>>144151737In wheelchair rugby? It gives your team an extra 0.5 to work with per woman on the court iirc.
>stupid french police sirens always in the background of the archery
>>1441517370.5 I think?
>>144151797Do Americans even know the Paralympics exist? There have been barely any yanks in these threads.
>>144151821And those who do show up largely confuse it with the special olympics
>8 golds>rings the bell 8 times10/10 flex
>>144151821I missed most of the Olympics so I am watching this to cope and I'm still having a good time. For me, it's Goalball.
9 golds today and we're still in two more swimming finals
another lyles regen
I’ve watched this whole wheelchair rugby tournament and I still can’t figure out if this woman on our squad is an asset or a liability.
>>144151939?
LETS GO COULIBALLY THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON (how does htis guy even see at all?)
>>144151953she's mostly there so you can put another 3.0 or 3.5 on the courtshe is the only woman I've actually seen do something though, the australian one kept getting her shit rocked, was very funny
argentinian swimmers first name is german lol
>>144151959the american in 100m entered the race just like lyles
LEGGO, SALUM
hell of a fucking run from the algerian
>>144152009race ended a minute ago
>>144151998Ah
thats unfair though coulibaly was nearly totally blind nonw of the other guys were as much
>>144151932Plus the shotput
That T13 final was nearly half a second faster than the women's 100m in the olympics
Julia Hanes good LORD
seeing blind and 1-legged people run and swim faster than I can really makes me feel like a fat piece of shit
>>144152155>tfw 18 stone
>>144152124she cute
>>144152163fat bastard
>>144152162Fuckin saved
>m'lady
>>144152162>both first and second beat the women's 100m world record
>>144152200lad's toes must be getting knackered by now
>>144152210Face of an angel, upper body of a bloke
GRACEEEEEEEE
10 Golds for GB
>>144152210>15m, world record is 17mWeren't the guys throwing at 50 yesterday?
i run just like them
>>144152261>have it one monitor and still missed it
HE HAS NO ARMS
>>144152253Ngl I would worship those biceps
>>144152314Me too lad
AIE Americhokes ruining a perfect series
>>144152328That might've just costed him finals, He probably won't choke this until the last three shots.
>>144152368>89 90Truly we are blessed
parabadminton seems so hard
CHINK CHOKE
>>144152402>two 9s in a rowHebros...
chariot races are more spectacular when they let them converge and not run in their respective lanes
Frogs do you have a French paralympic stream link so I can put it in the OP?
AMERICHOKE
IS IT A TEN?
>>144152476we are so back>>144152493france.tv/sport/handisport/jeux-paralympiques/
IT'S A TEN GET HYPE
We just won our 11th gold in the shot put
Gold in the shotput confirmed
HOLY KINO OFF
RIGGED
>SHOOTOFFWIN THIS STUTZMAN
>>144152545IT'S A TEN, SHOOT OFF>>144152570Really? Fucking hell this is an incredible day. This is the best day for golds ever.
USA WINS
THE ARMLESS MAN MARCHES ON
stutzmen we did it
KINO
TOTAL CHINA DEATH
Fuck me archery is great to watch, it initially sounds like it'll be boring but today has been a mental day for it.
>>144152591by some margin too, jesus
>>144152591It was 3 in rowing, 3 in the pool, 3 in the velodrome and two in athletics so far.Still in some athletics and swimming too.
Chinksisters... Ai will avenge us
having sinful thoughts regarding the sitting volleyball
so, are chinease parathletes just failed mutantbabies they made mistakes on when creating them for real olympics and miliatry?
>>144152727KWAB
was a bit scared Sabrina was going to rip the bell right off the frame
dawww brock :)
Youtube streams are somehow fucking up my potato of a PC
>>144152817^________^
S14 relay inbound
Sexy men with IQ < 75
Holy shit been out all day and just got in and looked at the medals table. Team GB killing it today.
H M M
>>14415289211 golds (so far), previous best day at the paralympics was 8 golds.
>American saying Great Bri'inTrying too hard to fit in love
Is S14 the low intelligence one?
>>144152953yes
Is it medal time yet?
GOLD FOR TEAM GB
ANOTHER GOLD
IT NEVER ENDS ANON!!!
T W E L V EWELVE
AAAAA HELP I'M DROWNING IN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS
>>14415294012 now
>>144152999how do i require this /strongmind/
>>144152892too bad for you, in the real olympic, you choked hard :^)
Any other gold chances tonight?
Rajeshbros...
>>144153036This is the real olympics mate not that PEDfest
This is what the Yanks and Aussies feel like in the Olympics.
>>144153036Our olympians were serial weakmind and choked about 10 golds.
NEW THREAD>>144153079>>144153079>>144153079>>144153079
>>144153087>forgot the subjectNope, make another
>>144153120Fucks sake I cocked it up, you make it
>>144152820try 720 p
>>144151821well they certainly aren't as widely known as the Olympics, but they are infinitely more well-known now than they have been due to the internet, but also because NBC actually airs coverage of them now across their networks.I haven't been posting much in these threads, but have been watching since the start of the games and lurking.
>>144152887just like michael phelps then
Real new thread>>144153173>>144153173>>144153173>>144153173
>>144153036We've always been more of a Paralympic nation anyway
>>144150140Cap, pls?
>>144151570By wiggling, I guess? Must have good trunk control.
>>144152853Who calls their daughter 'Brock'? Is it some Celtic variant of 'Daisy' or something?
>>144148725Oh, you learn something new every day.
