Schedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/scheduleStreams:VPN UK + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4SportVPN France + https://www.france.tv/sport/handisport/jeux-paralympiques/Old:>>144129944
Archery gold medal starting now, armless yank vs armfull chink
cute
RAWR!
>>144153235We'll never catch the Chinese
This is the thread?
>>144153260Yeah I'm about to hang myself after missing the subject off the other one.
We're losing the wheelchair rugby
Gotta redeem yourself next time bro
10bros we're eating good
>>144153279Get yourself in that S14 swimming lad
>both open with 3 tensalready a kino match
>Cyprus in French is 'sheep'
>>144153344our commentators are openly rooting for him at this point, tbf so am I
cypriot swimmer used to compete in the s13 category 8 years ago she is getting blinder each year
>>144153337
>9ogre
>9oh no no no
>>144153368Progressive conditions are a bitch
Really fucking hate it when yanks go YOO ESS AY, it's such an obnoxious chant.
>>144153368it is a bit grim watching the ones with degenerative conditionswatched a boccia lad with muscular dystrophy and couldn't get into it, wondering if he's even going to be alive by LA
>>144153398>>144153401You are to wait 30 seconds before reacting to anything that happens so I can catch up
oh shit
>>144153440shouldn't it be the other way round french bro
>>144153419>>144153430we used to have an athlete running in athens 2004 and he switched to boccia in london
>>144153473My stream is about 30s late>9AIIIIEEEEE
>>144153499so this is the power of french cloud streaming
>>144153476We had a well known rugby player get diagnose with motor neurone disease and deteriorated until he died, it was awful.
>>144153440>be in france>not attending live
>>144153527>setting foot in Paris when you can avoid it
god this archery final is so fucking sovl
>>144153550you raise a fair a point
China getting nervous
IT'S AIVER
>>144153550Paris was full of blacks selling tourist tat and that was when I last went in about 2008
AI MALFUNCTION
This algerian anthem sounds like something off a kid's tv show kek
>>144153522yeah just like how lou gehrig died of lou gehrig's disease what were the odds?
RIGGEDMore of a 10 than what the american got against He
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>FEET WINFEET WIN>FEET WINFEET WIN>FEET WINFEET WINFeet is the new archery meta
Amazing, well done Americans, well deserved.
HOLY SHIT KINO RECORD
KINO MATCH FROM START TO FINISH
149 that's a new olympic record
>149 out of 150>with no fucking armsI fucking kneel
Right, well we get to claim Leo McCrea's gold as ours
Indian may be winning the high jump
God i need a downie gf
>>144153717kek
NOBODY BEATS THE STUTZ
>>144153721This is not the special olympics, if it was you'd have more golds.
>>144153717talk about going out on top
>4/5 of our blind footiemen are blackN-word sport through and through
>>144153717I KNEEL
>>144153814Look at that blimp! He's posted a picture of the balloon!
Boléro is such a kino piece of music
>>144153717THE BOW IS GOODPENIS IS EVIL
>>144153705Isn't that a WR?
am i having a stroke ? or did greek national broadcaster showed an award ceremony from last night for 200 mTHOSE EXACT THREE GIRLS GOT MEDALS LAST NIGHT why is it on again
Were the regular games watchable for free at channel 4 tube through vpn too?
>>144153882No
Anyone else's youtube stopped working in the last day or two? Will be a adblock or extension just don't know which one of many.
>>144153882No, americans bought all the rights so national tvs couldn't afford anything
>>144153882No you had to pay for discovery plus, which tbf was only 4 quid. The BBC coverage wasn't even worth watching.
>>144153863definitely PR which was 148, I think the WR is a perfect score
>>144153916If it's not playing or just playing for a few ms when you press play, turn off adblock, reload, accept/reject cookies, turn adblock back on, reload
>>144153882No, BBC does the olympics sub licenced from discovery, so it was 2 free BBC streaams or pay for discovery plus
>400m final only has 4 people in itwat
>>144154022Must be a super niche disability category
>>144153882Channel 4 only does the paras, it's secretly our second public broadcaster, owned by the state like the BBC but commercially funded
>>144154022the other guys are running around the car park
>adolfummm
>>144154067are adolphe
>>144154022Is it T11? Guided events tend to only have four
>>144154022>>144154041each of them have a guide its impossible to have more people running
>>144154022Is it a near blind category? They give them a free lane each side to avoid collisions?
>>144154022The blind runners always have several lanes between them for obvious reasons, so they do semis until they're down to 4
>>144154083
>>144154090>>144154100>>144154107Ah fair enough I suppose it makes sense as there's really 8 of them on the track. Thanks for all the (You)s
>>144154109kino
>>144154125Even T13 who have some vision and no guides run with free lanes IIRC
OH NO
CAM ON ADOLPHE
>>144154107>>144154100are you guys s14 classification? THERE ARE 8 ATHLETES RUNNING IN A FINAL THERE ARE CURRENTLY 8 ATHLETES RUNNING
>>144153235I didnt even know they allowed disabled people to live in China
big oof
Seen a lot of chokes by France this paras, I hope you can get over it frogs.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ADOLPHE WHY DID YOU SLOW DOWN
>>144154178there are 4 athletes running and 4 guides running
>>144154239now add those 2 4 togethers what do you get?
>>144154178I'm watching a different stream
>>1441542734 athletes and 4 guides
this Indian can jump
RING RING
>>144154342F20 is low IQ, GB doing very well at those classifications
>>144153956Still not having it but its not asked me about cookies again
>>144154399based. was hoping someone would screencap that
>>144154370IIRC Sabrina is nonverbal, but she's welsh that's probably a good thing
Seems like a fuck ton of WRs are being broken this time
>>144154429She's chatting to R jody off gladiators right now m8
>>144154440you see a lot more of that at the paras than the olys, presumably because of new medical therapies and whatnot
Marjaana our hope
>>144154459SHE WANTS PIZZA ANON!!>>144154471NICE FAIRY FINON
>>144154467>medical therapies
>>144154467It's also no one took it serious till recently. The funding going in from GB and China and some others means some paraathletes can train full time now, inevitably driving up standards.
>>144154492they're obviously on PEDs like everyone else but I'm talking about new anticonvulsant drugs for ones with ME, stuff like that
>>144154467Also because a lot of the sports are slowly moving towards full time professionals.
why did the indian skip 2.06m in high jump
>>144154486She looks like she scrans plenty of pizza
>>144154588to get to the other side
>>144154615KEKEK
>>144154662CUTE TEAM!
>>144154662ah, my harem is here
I have so many streams up the audio is all mashed together and I have no idea what the fuck is going on
>>144154662Band name: Pretty Vacant
>>144154662Wish i was one of them tbdesu, must be a simple life
>>144154730>The Huh?
>>144154758Lucky are the simple, for he kingdom of heaven is theirs
>there's wheelchair badmintonI didn't know that desu
O______O
Jonnie 'Pee Cock' Peacock
CAM ON JOHNNY
>>144154812It's shit, they only play on one side and barely moveWheelchair tennis doubles is KINO though (simples is shit)
BIG RACE ON
>>144154814>that hairlineJUSTI still would in every hole though
Looks like Streng ran out of...Strength...heh
it is what it is
>>144154851Stop being gay
>equalled the PR in the first heatgot a bad feeling for are jonnie lads
GUITY GUITY
>>144154895Yeah sounds like it'll be bronze at best>>144154882Do you not put any funding into sport?
need a webm of the costa rica guy celebrating and then immediately falling over
>>144154851I for one am a big fan of the Elrond receding ponytail look
>>144154895Jonnie only got Bronze at Tokyo, despite a faster time than his London and Rio wins. The field has improved
and thaaaaat's magic!
COLOURFUL HEAD
>>144154943Binland wins at winter sports
>>144154759Slow Patrol
>>144154983I like it, but not a lot
>>144155001why are americans like this?
>>144155001Illuminati but gay
>>144155026African Americans are genuinely a complete sub culture. There's a stat that like 50% of black people in Britain have ever dated someone who isn't black while in the US it's like 5%
>>144155026Would you not turn your do into a postmodern statement?
wtf another record
dat german acceleration
>guys with only one blade mogg two bladersUhhhh bladebros??? I thought we were supposed to be faster???
oh ononno tara bros! we barely made it
>>144155001Dire
>relaxed and missed WR
THEY GAVE HIM A WWE BELT
wait why does he have a WWE belt
kek do americans really
>>144154196Better than North Korea, at least.
another PR
>>144155002Binland sucks at winter sports aswell
Cecifoot is so fucking shitty
>>144154892
classic Communist Athlete look, didn't think they made girls like her any more
>>144153814fake flame
>>144155003The Duurrs
>>144153430Is it the Greek champion that had his father as his aid, before it became his wife? Very sad, but at least he has the love of his wife, family and the thrill of playing his fav sport and repping his country.
>>144155492Wat
>>144155469She's come as the olympic logo
Why is there a Brazilian cosplaying as Kusuo Saiki?
>>144155492this is what peak performance looks like
>>144155492bredditor
>>144155492>cutscenes where they let your character keep the customization
>>144155492Dr. Robotnik?
>>144155492he is the final boss
>>144155492>DLC character
>>144155529topkek>equipment has better stats but looks ridiculous
>>144155492>CURSE THAT HEDGEHOG
>>144155492Why does he wear the mask?
>>144155492PINGAS!
>>144153765Fucking kek>>144153773He's not retiring at a home games?
>>144155492>Bunda glasses
>>144155492It seems kind of cruel getting a blind person to choose their own wardrob->He's not blindOh
>>144155492HE WAS WEARING THE SAME GLASSES IN TOKYO
I'M PISSING ON THE MOON
lel what a kwab jump from moon face
someone go annoy /v/ with this guy lol
>>144155474Japanese Bweakfast
>>144155646Did he make it? I was too late for his race.
Howling at this thread
Long jump looks fun
>>144153235TeamGB have a lot to answer for getting dabbed on by the disableds
>>144155713Third in his heat
>>144155713through in 3rd, commentators seemed to think he's saving his real shit for the final
>>144154342>Fortune Is this what they call 'nominative determinism'?
>>144155492>>144155646Apologize, lads. It's not just us
>>14415573712 golds today vs 14 in the entire 16 day olympics
>>144154882mandatory
WEN \o/
>>144153173Ableist here. I won't watch any of this sad shit.
lol
>>144155799>he doesn't want to see the indomitable nature of the human spirit in actionYour loss
lots of int/cels suddenly entered this thread
nani?
>>144155799Why is it sad?
>>144154851Oh hay, gay Anon! Have you recovered from the post-stag do hangover, now?
>>144155887Ok it's not. I don't know.
>>144155900Watch it with us mate, it's comfy and exciting.
>>144155891I'm hanging on via paracetamol and sleep
the shot putter ceremony is the retard category right? they don't seem all there
>>144155957T/F20 yes
leddit is making fun of our first gold
Getting a bit tired of GTSK now
>>144156007Point them to me
WE GOT A PROPOSAL LADS
bless
>>144155096That's why Black-Yanks wonder (and sideeye) Black-Brits race-mixing so much. (It's really only Black-Carribbeans, tho. Black-Africans still definitely tend to be more insular). Understand this is why BB have no chip on their shoulder about mixed kids actually referring to themselves as mixed. For BY it sets off a whole fucking thing...
>>144156145Gets even weirder when you start looking into things like Foundational Black Americans
>>144155935Maybe tommorrow
kinda beautiful how as soon as >>144155799shows up we get >>144156127 confirmed for shagger
>>144155439I just see a normal foot, mate.
>>144156216I think that lad must have been on something when he was watching it and seeing demons
>>144155492>Watches Spy Kids: 3-D once
>>144156216>>144156231it was his other foot, the one he didn't use to shoot
>>144156216I was just posting van Montagu for that anon (after forgetting), not sure what the convo was about.
This triathlon guy looks and sounds like Josh Widdecombe
>>144156250Oh fuck you're right
>>144156216His other leg is mangled
>>144155646How does that stay secure, lads?
>>144156216
(psychologist looking over his notes, absolutely baffled)
>>144155791QRD? Was this the last chance for Finland to medal? In anything?
>bloke on fucking oxygen won the gold medal for discusFair play
>>144156371I believe that was the second run in her category, and it got her disqualified on time
>winning a gold medal while hooked up to an oxygen tankfucking shattered the WR too
>>144156405Some of the lower categories in the field - F32 and the like - are completely fucked and still throw a club 30+ metres
>>144156438>Ganesha MoorNew slur just dropped
>>144156438DOKTOR REMOVE THE INHIBITORS
has to be a bit dire being a female wheelchair sprinter while Hannah's still rollingnot a fucking hope
>>144156175You mean that ADOS shit? It's literally just a way for them to separate themselves from BB, Caribs and continentals. Strange is Caribs would also fit the definition of 'ADOS' and certainly do not act the same way as Yanks regards race.
Hannah Chebcroft
it's hilarious, but female parabasketball players are better at shooting baskets than normal wnba players
>>144155887because I've come to realize that my life is more miserable than the lives of the majority of these disabled athletespathetic innit
>>144156579>Finland wins gold in the T1 men's 0m sprint!
>>144156295Absolutely GOATED KINO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER for little old me, when I watched it at the cinema with me cousins.
>pop songs but in Frenchbizarre
>>144156538>She holds the world records for the 100 metres, 200 metres, 400 metres, 800 metres and 1500 metres in her classification and the Paralympic records at 100 metres, 200 metres, 400 metres and 800 metres.[6] bloody hell
>>144156438-1 Gold from India :^)
>>144156618I saw the first Spy Kids in the cinema but that was the only one. Saw Pokémon: The First Movie at the cinema too.
>>144156325...It still looks like a foot to me, but ovs less developed, but thanks.>>144156436>Category?I thought I've been seeing this since the Olympics? Sad for her, tho.
When is Jonnie racing? Is that even tonight?
>>144156745already got through his heat in 3rddon't get your hopes up, there are some fucking rockets in the field
what's your excuse?
>>144156738It is from the olympics, by category I mean 100m, 200m, etc
>foul five times>only legal throw is a world recordpeak efficiency
>>144156701I remember Rugrats: The Movie being the first ever movie I saw at the cinemas with my mummy. I remember seeing Mulan, after that. Ah, good times. :') When life was much simpler. :(
>see a stain on the carpet behind me>it's not a stain, it's a giant spider
>>144156784Yeah but when is the final?
>>144156810Ah, I see.>>144156824Whew, for him!>>144156882I got this fuckers all up in my house! Where are they coming from!?
>>144156915
>>144156957think the seine will be non-toxic enough for the tris? hasn't rained today as far as I know
>>144156947Through open windows, there are loads of spiders in my flat, I leave them alone mostly though I don't like the false widows and get rid of those. About to get rid of this lad.
>>144156985I'M SURE OF IT ANON!!
Who /lastleg/ here?
>>144157112
>>144156882Hans, get ze flammenwerfer
Canada smashing Spain in the wheelchair basketball
Sexy Ellie Simmonds
>>144157421Bit sus that lad
whittu piggu obliterated by the chink bull in badmintonfinal next?
>>144156957>GB and Oz both competing for bronze Ah, how the mighty have fallen. Where did it all go so wrong?
>>144156991I swear we get them even with windows closed. I legit saw 5 in my bedroom at once, I fear we may have some babies around.Jeez, that's a huge fucker.
Kadeena or however you spell it is a qt
>>144157955she looks a bit like a world of warcraft troll but tbdesu I'm into it
have not been watching friendshas there been a good amount of kino
>>144158152Tonnes, especially in archery which was quite incredible.
>>144158152Lots of kino today especially
>>144158152you missed every bong and jf in this thread rooting for an american
Night night lads, today was the best day yet, first couple days felt like a bit of a slow start
Let's see what's on tomorrow
goodnight
>>144159247>164 athletics, 141 swimming eventsThat's a bit ridiculousImagine being a goalballer and having to play all those matches for one (1) medal when the runners have 10 or 15 medals each
For me, is spanish paralympic athlete Fiona Pinar
>>144159377imagine taking her leg off so she couldnt run away from you haha
>>144159351It's because of the classifications, swimming has S1-S14, and then various races within those. Athletics has a huge pile of classifications too, again with some having more events than others do.
>>144159351>>144159657Here's the men's swimming for example, usually at most 3/4 events for a class
GB para swimmers
*wears smile mask*Imagine having enough crippled people to dominate at Paralympics hahaha
>retard olympicslol
>>144158273that moment in the final after the third end when they've only dropped one point each and the crowd's going fucking bananas and the archers look at each other and the american yells LET'S GO BABY and the chinaman laughs like a real human beanone of the best matches I've seen in any sport para or otherwise, gonna stick with me for a while
>>144159247>football 5 a sideWhat's that ?>>144159351I can't watch t&f ans swimming in paralympics, having 12 champions of the same distance just kills the prestige, the day after you don't even remember who won. And there's no way to resolve that without exluding or fusioning some categories, which isn't fair.I hope you watched boccia today, the women final was priceless, I thought the day had come where I would witness a DQ in boccia lol.
>>144161932qrd? only thing I've heard about today's boccia was david smith shitting the bed
>>144162003The Korean girl was taking so much time to play her balls that she had to rush her last balls in few seconds, each ends. Don't know if she was nervous but she was just spending her time staring at her balls, poking them with her knucles like monkeys do, ignoring the game, I mean I'm used to their antics but this was a champ. Inevitably at the very last ball of the match she ran out of time but still threw it, the ref failed to catch it mid air and it fucked up the entire field, making it impossible to count. Ensued endless talk with the ref, then with the board ref, a translator was called, then the ref called the VAR but there's none, etc. In the end they just said fuck it you lost, which was the case anyway, shit was hilarious.
>>144155492
christ are people her actually watching this shit?good on yourandomly switched over earliertwo midget fellas playing badmintonits just not for me
>>144164849> two midget fellas playing badmintonhow did you not fall in love?
>>1441619325 a side is the blind football
Mixed archery semis/finals up.
Wheelchair triathlons are on now
>6 on 1st shotUnfortunate.
Channel 4 has got wurzel gummige commentating this triathlon with Rob Walker
I was really hoping Brazil would make it to the archery semis but they're not looking too hot.
>>144167403Acabou-se...
so we can all tell that these blind women are fucking their guides even if they arent their husbands
>>144159377Phwoar, look at the thigh on her.
THAT CHINESE WHORE HAS TWO GUIDES WHAT A FUCKING WHORE
>>144159377>only has one leg but it's a top tier legAs a legs man I still approve
French guy stopping to scratch his arse
>>144167491Mid race? Bold move
oh, look, russian cunt goes in and fucks as overthat never happens
CHUTE CHUTE CHUTE CHUTE CHUTE this russian guy had fallen in the previous race as well 5000m why the fuck did he race again with an injury?
>collision
Frogs won a gold in the triathlon
>guides
>>144167594wtf happened there?
Jogging in prosthetics looks more awkward than running
>>144167604russian retard fell over and blocked our duo
>>144167625You're beating Japan in the medals, I'm surprised.
>>144167632Japan has been doing pretty poorly so far tbdesu.
>>144167640Maybe Japs commit sudoku once they lose a limb
>>144167640Ukraine are also doing what we did in the Olympics, get tonnes of medals but not golds.
>forgot to cancel my Discovery Plus from the Olympics>automatically rebilled this morningIt's fucking over bros
>>144167701kek and it's about 40 quid or something ridiculous too isn't it?
>>144167701>He bought discovery plusI told you it was a mistake.
>>144167739It was only 4 quid and well worth it, you just had to cancel it once done.
I'm here and I'm ready for some kino
What are we watching lads?
>>144167768Swimming, athletics, and archery.
>>144153855would you shake a mans stump? i wouldn't, it is humiliating and dishonest. he has no right hand so we just don't shake anything.
>>144154196yeah there are plenty of norwegians there
>>144167771He's offering his stump to shake mate, that's the equivalent of his hand so it makes sense.
>>144167770>Swimming, athletics, borefest
>Italians beat the Koreans in the archery for bronzeImpressive
>chinese albinonever thought I'd see that in my life
that female runner has a suspicious bulge
>>144167780They are outside the finals desu
There's a man competing in the women's running
>>144167794Koreans have been absolutely absent for Paralympic archery when comparing their reputation in the Olympics. Americans are putting on a great show and China's doing well though. Unrelated, I was watching 400m women's run; what classification were they? There was two of them with guides and one of them without.
>>144167814T12
Guiding a blind runner
Holy shit that kamikaze decision in boccia, that girl has balls of steel, congrats.
>>144167824>T12Seems about right. I wonder why the Italian didn't have a guide.
>>144167838The Italian man you mean?
Stade de France seems to be full of schoolkids this time?
>>144167838>>144167814Guides are optional for T12s, mandatory for T11s and I think not allowed at all for T13?Also the Italian is a troon
Another cute British S14 swimmer, but this guy has earrings too
>>144167836Pure thrill and agony at the end hey, French girl in tears and SIngaporean girl looking like she wanted to be swallowed up by the great void
>>144167859That means he's gay
>McCracken
>>144167864Just looked him up and can find no evidence.He does own a bulldog or staffie beast thing though, truly low IQ
TIME FOR BINLAND? could it be will this finally be binlands TIME???? A MEDAL?
>>144162375thanks for the recap la, that sounds hilarious
T H A I L A N DHAILAND
>>144167863Singapore went from 'ok I lost' to 'omg she lets me play for a tie break' to 'shit shit shit', it must have been some rollercoaster.
>>144167907They won again? Let's gooooo
>>144167907Is he the same bloke that destroyed in Tokyo?
>>144167913Wheelchair 100m
imagine if we cared
>>144167924I thought Aussies cared about the paralympics?
>>144167928You guys are literally the only country that does
>last name Czech>is Polish
>>144167934I struggle to see why, people love the Olympics, it's just a continuation of that.
>>144167928Let me cope please
>>144167935kzek
That Mexican swimmer with the one disfigured leg had such a great start, unfortunate that he was getting outpaced since he only had the leg to push himself forwards.
>>144167962That happens a lot in para swimming, some of them will fly off at the start but then will get overtaken later on.
Our flagbearer up now
>we're playing the Aussies in murderball today for bronzeShame we missed out on the gold this year.
>>144167970number 5 with the regular glasses was all wet due to rain 2 days ago and you could see every detail of her big milkers
>>144167983Wheelchair ladies seem to have big chebs
GWAN SLOW SLIMMING LAD
>>144167994To be fair, it all seems like rowing if you think about it.
>>144167836>>144167863LMFAO the French girl explained it was a mistake, she simply didn't count the balls and thought the Singaporean didn't have one left. Imagine when she realized she fucked up lol."Because I can't see the screen", how cute.
>>144168018our commentators sounded like they were watching the second tower fall, dead happy for her she still pulled it out
>Go down stairs and put Paralympics on TV>It says "Live">Realize I just saw this race like half an hour ago on the stream>TV still says it is "Live"
>>144168045kek they were just like>'Wha....what?'
>>144162375The ref has to catch the ball in Boccia, or was it she threw it two wide and he caught it? But, it also knocked the others out the way?
blind sprinting or football is one thing, blind triathlon sounds like a living fucking nightmare, the bollocks on these lads
how big of a clown country is burgerland...usa network commentator saying, while showing great enthusiasm, "melissa stockwell a great patriot an american hero, the first female us soldier stationed in iraq to be amputated"
based chris brown (roderick) winning another gold for us
>>144168092>melissa stockwell a great patriot an american hero, the first female us soldier stationed in iraq to be amputatedThis can't be fucking real. This sounds like something out a satire skit about the Democrats.
wow the track and field stadium is extra empty today, I guess yesterday was everyones day off
>>144168106in europe we get weekends off
>>144168092Thank you for your amputation
>>144168092bradley.jpg
>>144168089and the e. coli
>>144168122>K Coon
>>144168122Second from left looks like they fell off accidentally
>>144168103its not thats the first thing that comes up once you search twitter "she became the first female American soldier to lose a limb in active combat" OH WOW WHAT A FIRST!!!!!! its a fucking norm macdonald jokehttps://x.com/FOX21News/status/1829204797213274593
>>144168092America only likes its veterans if they get bits blown off them
>>144168136No it doesn't, they leave them to become homeless and rot.
>>144168132Really breaking them glass ceilings
>>144168110Yeah Europe has some better laws for sure, the taxation is high though
drip check
>>144168152how do i sign up to be a guide for cute blind girls
bloody hell the lats on that mexican shotputter, bitch could bench a car
>>144168157Your country must win at least one (1) medal before you are eligible for consideration
>>144168165what a build
>>144168178Blimey, I guess this is what's possible when you can skip leg day every day
>>144168167worry not, the goat will end the drought
do the blind triathletes switch guides for each stage or is the same guide all the way through?
holy shit it's Ye
>>144168215Kanye West sex dwarf eaten by badger
>>144167701Wasn't it something like £3.99 a month? That's what I paid and I'm hanging on to it for a bit.
>>144168215keep him away from the israelis
>>144168225lmao
>>144168157Just be yourself.
wew
>>144168256Great spin
I like how paralympic athletes get to participate in different events over multiple days, vs most Olympic athletes who are participating for a couple of days and then their event is over unless they're one of the few who are talented enough to do multiple events
>>144168267>when you've got your Paralympic heat at 12, but an Eyes Wide Shut party at 4
>>144168267Cracking tummies
>>144168269You do see a lot more paralympians do sprinting and long jump, or more than one field event.Kadeena Cox used to do sprinting on the track and in the velodrome even.I guess weaker fields lets you manage it.
>>144168282wish I hadn't watched The Last Leg last night desu, her mobility's way worse than it was even a couple years agosuppose she might just be having a flare up but I don't want to see her in the boccia or something 4 years from now
sweet hat
Paralympic record set
I had no idea we were in the gold medal badminton match, CAM ON GB
>>144168207Apparently they keep the same. It would be a bit of a mess anyway.
>>144168296The Uzbeks dominate para field
>>144168304christ that must be knackering for the guides, fair play
>>1441682564 kg instead of 7.2 kg
>>144168300Are lad doesn't look good enough, the jeet is a lot better.
So what percentage of the Seine swimmers are going to get sick?
>>144168340None, they're full on antibiotics.
Maldives with a female guide
>>144168375Muslim country, bloke would probably be megaharam
>guide gets the frog DQedhe'd better watch his fucking back
>>144168288MS is a horrible thing, flareups and I think it slowly gets worse
>>144168106Monday morning, back to school day, I'm impressed there's so much neets showing up in fact.
>>144168395It's full of school kids this morning
>>144168390depends on the form it takes as far as I know, sometimes it's relapsing-remitting, sometimes its progressive, sometimes its one and then the other
>>144168408I think it must be a flareup - the reason Kadeena gave for not sprinting this games was a calf injury rather than her being unable to.
>>144168375Does each athlete and guide share the same living quarters in the village?
from south south italy
>>144168427>Giuseppe Ganeshamoorthy
GWAN ELLIS
GOOOOOOOOLD
G O L DOLD
based
>>144168427He was pretty funny in his interview>How do you feel about this?>Yeah it's very nice, too many disabled people though
>>144168427>In September 2023, over 120 boats, carrying roughly 7,000 migrants—more than the total population of Lampedusa—arrived on the island within the span of 24 hours
>>144168457kek
>>144168457lmao
>>144168399lel some teachers must have found a way to pretend this is educational and part of their teaching.
Azerbaijan's anthem sounds so fucking evil, love it
cracking anthem
GWAN BETHELL
>>144168459>american geography
>>144168485Fucking get in, through to a decider
patron saint of skipping leg day
>>144168502wish she'd torn the bell off its hinges and hurled it into the crowd
>blind triathlete nearly falling arse over tit near the finish lineStill won a gold
>>144168519could've sworn her guide crossed the line first, is that a dq in the triathlon
>>144168525Does it matter? Surely it's based on when the runner crosses not the pilot?
>>144168537For guided events it usually matters, yes. Guides generally aren't allowed to be ahead of the athletes to prevent slingshotting or dragging the athletes
Really close match in the badminton, definitely worth watching.
>>144168556We've fucked it
The frogs are doing well in the triathlon
oh nice is that the first refugee medal
>>144168591There was a refugee bronze a couple days ago IIRC
>>144168582hanquinquanquickquidquant was fucking miles ahead of second place
KEEP YA NERVES
Cor, Hannah Moore bunda
lovely wobbly arse on hannah moore
fuuuu
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BADMINTON
>>144168612IT'S TOO STRESSFUL
FUCKED IT
Fug
Ah unlucky, silver from the badminton
rip
jesus that azerbaijani nearly cleared the sandpit
>>144153235Last place wins
>>144168582I wanted GB's Taylor-Brown to win the triathlon during the Olympics, but it wasn't to be. I can't begrudge Beaugrand.
>mog everyone in the swimming and cycling>run like a toddler with a full nappyrespect the min maxing
>bloody ellpeak english rose
The issue with GB's wheelchair rugby team seems more tactical than anything. They just don't seem to be able to cope with early pressing and keep getting caught out in their own half
Moore's cooked
>>144168644
>>144167725only 4 quid thankfully
>>144168595Yes, taekwendo. She was rescued in Afghanistan by the French ambassy, she lives in France, trains in France, but she was denied naturalization for some reason while Mamadou fresh from the boat gets it immediately...
>>144168701Yeah she's knackered
Why is there a fucking Kiwi commentator on every sport?
>>144168701Is she back in 3rd now?
>>144168740Yeah
>>144168704serves her right for doing cringekwondo
GOLD FOR GB
>>144168704Mamadou can speak broken ooga booga French so he’s clearly deserving of it
Triathlons are just fucking suffering, must take weeks to recover after one.
We've got 2 golds, 2 silvers and 2 bronze out of these triathlons right?
>>144168764She speaks French, better than many African "francophones". She had the choice of going in USA but chose to stay here, she must really love the place.
>>144168687think the main issue is they don't have a deep bench
>>144168753Well she was born a woman in Afghanistan AND in the wrong tribe AND disabled, in this situation I would learn some form of combat too, even if it's only meme leg fencing.
>>144168783tbf you can see why an afghan would have mixed feelings about becoming a shart
CAN'T TOUCH THIS
>>144168591what was that in?>>144168736i'm quite sure i dont know what your talking about
>>144168825She should watch Rambo III lol
What are we watching now?
There's an Irish lass still going in the Triathlon about 30 minutes after the rest finished
>>144155841based. shit is life fuel.
>>144168901>Norn who switched from GB to IREserves her fuckin right
>>144168901There's an obese lady from the USA who still hasn't finished
>>144168914I suppose we know why she switched now
did this big unit get lost at the shotput or something? fucking impressive completing a triathlon when you're built like that but why
Did someone in the triathlon stands have a giant printed coomer face?
>MSthat explains it, probably didn't always look like that
She just looks like a child
>>144168938Rewind and post, that sounds hilarious
if there's one thing I've learned from this paras its that boccia fans are turkish ultra-tier passionate
>>144168963
>>144168987
Basket-ball on wheels is very fun lads
>sorry love we're out of arms, how about a big bottle opener
ozbros can you spare an oz gf for me?
nasty feeling we're getting aluminium in the murderball
We're fucked in this rugby, right?
>>144169090The Aussies have quite a lead now
>>144167859Name/cap?
Netherlands anthem feels like i'm having a stroke
>>144169119Harry Stewart
When you think about it the overweighted amerigirl in triathlon had more solo screentime than any other athlete in the paralympics, that's smart.
IT'S OVER
SAKE, we won a gold in Tokyo in murderball, what happened?
just came back from work can I have a quick recap of thed ay so far?
>>144169161Triathlons happened, GB and France both did well
>>144169161You won loads of golds in the triathlon and your boccia girl nearly fucked it but won.
>>144169157Against both the US and Australia it just looked like they were tactically outclassed. Letting themselves get caught in their own halves too much, letting themselves get knocked back into their own half. Defending by just retreating to their own half instead of trying to disturb earlier
>>144169172You should get into murderball mate
>>144169161hopefully frog tv will replay the boccia gold, that was peak sovl
>>144169165>>144169168lovely stuff>>144169181There's too much to show, no time for replays
USA USA
>>144168295>Uzbekistan showing up and showing out this Paralympics. Any reason for this? Do they have a lot of funding for parasports or para taekwondo specifically or something?
>>144168152>He & Youheh
>>144168605>>144168606Is there a picture? I ask because I know a Hannah Moore in real life, and she’s disabled too. It’s a common name but I’m curious now.
>>144169372
>>144168955Isn't she still a teenager?
>>14416941119
>>144168987I don't think that's him, even though they do look very similar.
>>144169398It’s not the same one. I didn’t think it would be (neither would you if you knew my Hannah) but thank you very much for confirming.
Archery on
New >>144169435New >>144169435
>>144169128Thanks, I wonder how severe his Asperger's is.
>>144169418... she'll get there, eventually.
>>144154399not his leg btw
>>144156551can definitely see the "croft" part
