Schedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/scheduleStreams:VPN UK + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4SportVPN France + https://www.france.tv/sport/handisport/jeux-paralympiques/Old:>>144153173
Here's hoping today's archery is as kino as yesterday's
good god
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING
Less medals is better because it makes each one feel more special
>>144169527Units.
I wonder how that swagman guy feels, being #2 in the world and having to put up with that that shitter in the duos
>>144169549True, it's been nice getting to experience what other countries experience during the Olympics. Instead of focusing on who's winning we just enjoy the events and if the US gets a gold medal that's cool, but not as much pressure as the Olympics has
Oof did we drug the australian team? This is humiliating
ref arrow
Hope Aussies win in this only because I fancy the big booba hijabi woman
frogs choking
>>144169725your bird got psyched out and ran out of time on one of her shots, got a big fat goose egg
>>144169736the rig is in
>retard olympics
the fuck are these aussies doing
BIG BOOBAS WIN
This is tense but not because they are good
turns out it was a humiliation ritualFOR US
>>144169772>she didn't shake the French bloke's handFucking Muslims
@144169763It has to be bait at this point
>>144169781Course it is. Just ignore bro
in awe at the size of this lass. absolute peanut.
kek what a shitshow
Frogs rigged the timer
eyetie lad having none of that clock shit
WHY ARE THEY DESTROYING THE TRIATHLON STANDS?
Sorry lads I fell asleep on the pause button
>>144169809lurking in the bushes shooting infidels in the cock
Is this the first dwarf archer we've had?
>'You got a foot in both camps John'>'I wish I had two feet mate'
italian lady has armpit hair
>>144169864When in Paris do as the frogs do
>>144169862>ahh I walked right into that one, didn't Itop bants
>>144169872No I think she is in fact doing as she would in Rome
I never really thought about how much of an impact the support of a coach can make before, but I've really seen it at the Olympics and Paralympics.
The cute armless poojeeta is back (with the ugly fat bastard)
what an opening
gwan poos
dead thread
>>144170458I was out all day yesterday and missed everything. I have been reading the old threads to see what I missed. I haven’t got much to contribute unless you want me to reply to a post from two threads ago.I am currently watching the archery. I hope the Italians beat the Chinese.
Ai chokes again, damn son
CAM ON HE
Gold for GB in the Boccia
>losing by 1.1mm
>>144170534was really tense
>>144170533get in
its haram boobs vs preggo boobs in the archery
>>144169872>playing the Italian football songnice
>>144170533Who? It was David I'll be pissed off as I wanted to watch it but I as in a meeting.
>>144170590nah david went out yesterday, some older scottish lad
GB vs Aussie archery atm
>>144170590Stephen McGuire
>>144170600Oh fucking hell he went out? I had no idea, RIP he's supposed to be the best.>>144170608That's great
>McChoke
>>144170629Who's choked?
>>144170646He's alright now, he was fucking up getting the arrow on the rest that rattled him.
Good work
MacQueen recovered well there
Insane flex to arrive to your final swerving on a scooter while pumping music through headphones
GOOOOLD
>>144170819VERY fast midget rolling at incredible hihg speed
>>144170826What and who
>>144170849>>144170846
Crikey that was close
Wonder what it would be like having a sub 75 IQ gf. Wondering for a friend.
ANOTHER GOLD FOR GB
kino music at the archery
Thread is fucking dead today
>>144170934was just thinking its a shame Fiddes is cute, couldn't in good conscience
>time to do a tir de barrage?*unleashes 1.1mm shot*
>>144170934t. Michael Bluth
Death to Iran, where are usa when we need them...
How many GB golds today?
>>1441710405 or 6 I'm not sure, more chances too.
>>1441710405 or 6 I think.
>>1441710405 already
based witch from princess bride just got a medal for the usa
>China at 42wtf
>>144171040Two triathlonTwo swimmingOne boccia
finally a woman worthy of me
>>144171120They always get shitloads of medals for Paralympics
>>144171120No catching them.
>>144171120There are 34 table tennis events on offer here lol, they win most
>>144171173that's not (only) why they get twice as many medals as you
>>144171182Was about to post that.Ukrainebros...
>>144171149Looks like that woman who used to be on SNL
We're through to the mixed archery finals, good chance of gold, they're a great team.
guaranteed a medal in the team archery
your preggo archer was great
>>144171199FOY
Dominated that archery semi
>>144171206It'll come down to how the Iranian bloke performs I think, their girl is shit hot>>144171182oof
>>144171216Yeah she is
>>144171155Same for >you. It's a battle for third right now
>>144171252Interesting
>>144171199she looks like the midget from twin peaks and im pretty sure its because they probably have the same developmental condition
Stade de france is fucking empty again :(
>>144171368Maybe the reason the Paralympics isn't as popular is because shiteball has started and all the mongs are watching that.
How many time would you need to put the arrow on the rope with your foot ? She does in in 5 seconds.
>>144171368because we're quite literally all watching the archery
>>144171368>>144171368It's the end of summer vacations.
we are so back poojeetbros
>>144171465These archers shoot hundreds of arrows a day in training so she's done it a lot.
stream link for track and field?
it's over poojeetbros the italians are too accurate
we are so back poojeebros that italian man is choking
Damn you Trudeau! I wanted to watch archery on the move but CBC doesn't have it!
who do you bet on?
>>144171526She's born like that so she trains everyday to do stuff with her feet since decades.
>>144171552just wait until shit-ert deigns to switch stream to t&f even though they have 30 channels available
THE ITALYCHOKE IS IN
please no shoot off
BRONZE FOR INDIA
E FINITO
fuck thats a rough way to go out
>>144171583Yeah that too
>>144171587 I just checked ertflix for that objective and they have swimming. Fucking commie faggots with their "equality" agitprops and they can't bother to put the rest of the venues on ert 3 or ert sports.
just now noticed the chest on that 'jeeta. very nice
GWAN GEE BEE
DIVINE PLAYING IN THE SWIMMING EVENT BASED BASED EUROVISIONFANS
>>144171653what's the age of consent in france, i'm guessing 9 or something
India was a true beauty, too bad she can't cook.
>>144171575that's tough for little guy
Hope Macqueen doesn't choke, he's looking a bit het up
>>144171683now why would you ask that my friend
>>144171711He had a little cry after the last match
USA USA USA
>>144171651b-b-but dimitris xatzipaparas head of ert sports department has a wife who is deaf... and something or other
The Islamic Republic of Persia is already jobbing
Boccia is so comfy bros.
heh
all the women are fucking their guides btw thats why not a single one of these female runners has a female guide
>>144171785if you need to rely on your guide to run as fast as you and not get tired you're not going to pick a fucking woman are you
>>144171755You should watch bowls at the Commonwealth Games too, it's very comfy.
>>144171755It's like silent pétanque.
>>144171785I think some sports mandate male guides for female athletes because they can't risk a female guide being unable to keep up with the athlete.
>>144171800they are blind im pretty sure most female athletes are quicker or as quick as them
>>144171816pétanque without the pastis
Bless him
i fucking KNEW itfucking scots
you'd think surely these days there'd be some kind of technical aid, rather than another runner? like a headband or something, that vibrates if you're drifting towards another lane
>2 point leadit's already owari da
>>144171840why take a chance
he changed the glassesits over
iranian guy shaking before loosing that arrowthe preggo looks like a stone cold killer
>>144171866One of these lads
The women are owning this archery, the men are shite, on both teams.
look at the beard on that german dude
there goes the wheel
>>144171840It's not just about most though, it's about being quick enough but also not good enough to not pursue your own athletics career
>>144171896Nice shot mate
de jong vs leo
still thinking of this canadian cute..
usa 2 goals ahead OWARI DA
Anyone else try and project their will onto the athlete they want to win in the hope it might make a difference?
>>144171896FINISH HIM
>>144171895mental that she performed like this in the singles and only got bronze
iranian shaking like a tree in the wind, it's over
Blade runners soon
FUCKING GET IN, AMAZINGANOTHER GOLD
It wasn't fair for the indonesian guy. It's better for running to have a prosthetic leg than a messed up one dragging you down.
WTF HOW DID THE AMERICAN WIN DENMARK ROBBED
I really empathize with the 0.5s in wheelchair rugby. how I feel going through life sometimes kek
Talibans btfo, well done UK.
Y O U A R E G O L DOUAREGOLD
GOOOOOLD
meme glasses dude bronze
>>144171969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
>>144171805>>144171816I'll keep an eye out for those. Cheers, yurobros.
>>144171975If he wore the Spy Kids glasses, he would've won.
Would you rather miss a hand or a leg?
Six golds, we got any more chances today? Don't think Peacock has a hope and our swimmers are all done.
>>144171987Leg by a fucking mile
fair fucks to macqueen, he's bottled it a couple times and recovered each timemade up about that i am
>>144171987right arm > either leg > left arm (i'm a leftie)
3 goal difference in wheelchair rugby thats like trying to turn around a volleyball set from 21-7 down
kek the FREEZE crowd cam at the rugby
the johnny peacock hype lol
We're destroying the Frenchies in wheelchair basketball atm. I thought the French played basketball? Nobody cares about it here.
Hunter "based colonizer" Woodhall is up now
>>144172045More like Johnnie Peahen.
Jonnie Peacock is about to race>>144172045He probably won't even medal, always happens when they overhype someone.
>>144171999THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE ANON!!
>>144172045He's probably not coming close unfortunately. The new generation have caught up and overtaken him.
Do the women in rugby use the same locker room as the rest of the team?
>>144171999We're in a gold medal badminton match later
>pee cock
I feel like this game has way too much scoring to claim the name of rugby
GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY GUITY
rugbny woman scored one :)because everyone ignored her :(
>>144172075David Weir was saying the same, probably for the same reason. It's good that the torch is being passed, so to speak, rather than just the 2012 guys fading away
i’d still suck his pea cock
>>144172110Yeah it's rubbish, more like basketball really
>>144172110Its real name is muderball.
>>144172125tbf to weirwolf he was peacock's age in 2012
>>144172109He should just pivot into a media career at this point. It's a bitterly sweet end to his career in a way, he inspired the current generation and now has to watch as they've passed him by
>>144172129I think they need to change the format because it's just a brief bit of blocking and then someone breaks through and scores over and over. I reckon if they had more players it'd be better.
wtf the commentator actually called it "murderball", it wasn't just a /sp/ meme?
GUITY GUITY (GUITY GUITY)
>>144172145Happens to most athletes, at least it's not like Greg Rutherford who inspired a generation and then we proceeded to field 0 long jumpers again.
I guess Woodhall is better trained for the longer distances. Didn't do very good here.
WR In javelin will we lose this gold just like in the olympics kek
>>144172158that's what its generally called by americans who were most responsible for popularising it, the IPC are just humourless fucks who won't have a sport with murder in the name
they should get rid of the forward passthen it can be rugby
CHOKE AFTER CHOKE in the rugby final
>>144172148First I think I'd remove forward passesYou know, like in rugby
>>144172145He's not really aged out yet by able bodied sprinting standards never mind para standards, the standard of fitness and conditioning has just come on leaps and bounds since/because of 2012
>>144172200WHEELCHAIR SCRUMS
>>144172160>man with one leg runs 0.03s slower than able bodied womenkek
>>144172160Shermanator.
>29 gold medals for the 100m alone
>Chuck Aoki>eventually Sneed Aoki
>>144172208>>144172145His time today was 0.01s faster than his gold in 2012, it's genuinely just the field massively improving
Horsey stuff starts tomorrow, but what I care about is recurve archery does too and that's the proper kino.
HANS!?
>>144172160well we know who wears the trousers in Woodhall's house, and not just because he's got no fucking legs
equal scores mean yanks most likely win sicne they'll just stall the jap counterpoint at the end
Shit the badminton match will be on at about 20:10 but we're playing against France, that's going to be exciting.
>>144172180I'm surprised you lot are not doing better, you have a lot of athletes, lots of chokes clearly.
ANIME ANIME ANIME GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE WOMAN
20 golds for Ihar Boki in history
archery medals taking a while, hope her water's not broke
poor japanese 0.5 girl she can barely move her wheelchair
How do you say it's over in american?
>>144172303she's only 7 months pregnant so it would be quite premature if it had.
>>144172313feel like boccia has a lot more dignity for properly fucked types than just being a murderball meatshield
It's ogreYeah, I feel bad for the 0.5s though. They seem like an afterthought.
surprised japan got the lead in rugby after two points behind
>>144172321it's cooked fr fr ong
Goalballbros...
awooooga dancing at the rugby but please stop filming the men
for me it's dancing and doing acrobatics during a paralympic matches
>>144172321It's Joever
>>144172321It's cowabunga'd
>>144172368Japan getting revenge in multiple sports
marissa papaconstantinou or anastasia pagonis?
>>144172397Should've dropped a third nuke, anime be damned.
>>144172408Nice thigh
>>144172333you know all of her teammates look down on her
Para cameramen have no qualms about showing us the qts in the crowd
>>144172408
Iranian lad has NOT forgiven himself for choking
>Kumar's instincts kick in when our anthem plays
>>144172408Manthopolulou Lida Maria
>>144172480he knows what side his naan's buttered on
>>144172482I could fix her but ironically.
The armless jeeta is very cute
>>144172482do you guys have a database like the feet pics guys?
>>144172482That arse is speaking to me
>pregnant brit with the killer stare has pink and purple hairI'm a little worried for the baby
>wheelchair rugby player named wheeler
>>144172480blessed
adam is letting team us down its like she doesnt know the basic tactics of her team
>>144172482What was her disability?
>YEAH YEAH oh my god YEAH oh my godPoor vocabulary on those aussies
>>144172513tbf she's welsh so it was over before it began anyway
Imagine getting meningitis and waking up after the coma with all four limbs amputated
>>144172539The British swimmer? Fucking grim isn't it.
OH NONONONO TWO RUSSIANS AND A UKRAINIAN ON PODIUM LOOK AT THE RUSSIAN GUYS REACTION HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>144172531cerebral palsy
>>144172531she's a woman
>>144172531she has multiple sclerosis
>>144171182how the turn tables
>>144172333the two lads playing at the moment could absolutely not do anything else
>>144172538I swear half our paralympians are welsh
>>144172562i support "not personal army"
>>144172549Turns out she was 16 months old when it happened, so I doubt she's ever known otherwise.
>>144172562They're eventually going to run out of acronyms and need to recycle RUS.
>>144172553Screenshot now
>>144172572(ominous synths) When Sheep Fight Back
>Eric Newbykek what a name
>>144172500nah, my country's public television just happened to show the race and I was very impressed by her ass ripple in slowmotion during her race>>144172531>T38 and CP8 are disability sport classification for disability athletics intended for people with cerebral palsy. It includes people who have coordination impairments such as hypertonia, ataxia and athetosis. Runners in this class may appear to have a slight limp when they are running but otherwise have a stride similar to able-bodied runners
>>144172588I vote for POO
>>144172562The Paralympics hates Russia even more than the Olympics, at least at the Olympics they had something that looks like a flag
>Chunk MeltonAmerican names are bloody stupid
>>144172596Yeah, they also banned them from officially competing in Rio 2016 before the olympics did IIRC.
>>144172589i cant national prodacaster webtv has blocked screenshots but the ruski was seething
FATALITY
>>144172620is there a paraparalympics for people who get injured worse at the paralympics
yanks getting destroyedkamala's america
>>144172630The paraparalympics
>>144172630You'd just get reclassified to a more disabled level
>down by 3Ogre
The man of the match is the janny imo
>>144172644boccia last level
Is there a player limit or could you theoretically have 100 0.5 women?
>>144172569always feel even worse for the ones with dykinetic cp. not having proper control of your muscles is one thing, muscles that are constantly randomly spazzing out must be hell
>>144172593she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis a few months ago and its already progressing her voice is changing and her neck is stiffening. ironically enough her late father played a doctor in a famous greek tv show where he is diagnosing the main character with a fictional degenerative disorder with similar symptoms to multiple sclerosis
>>144172673Imagine the smell
Japs just beat the yanks in goalball
gg Japan
>>1441726734 players per side
>>144172569Yeah they're the worst I've seen yet, poor bastards. The sad thing is their brain is all there but it's hard to see them as mentally fucked too, even though they're not.
>>144172702Based nipponese
>>144172678Friend of mine has MS. Largely under control but I sometimes worry about it getting worse
>>1441725870% chance I could handle that happening to a kid of mine
>>144172734Fuck it's actually sad seeing that Korean lad, I hope he wins.
>>144172750Just euthanise it and start over at this point, not much invested yet
>>144172734Severe CP must be horrible, you're mentally fine but people think you're retarded/severly autistic etc
murderball has been fabulous, but i find the timeout clock reset gameplay a bit too homosexual
>>144172770It'd be like being trapped in your own body and unable to make it do what you want.
NIPPON *clap clap* NIPPON
whats the dissability on the 400m womens? they all look hot and with all her limbs, are they autistic?
>>144172774Yeah the constant timeouts are gay
There's no way they drop a 5 point lead, congratz japan
>>144172774the out of bound bullshit is the worst a fumble should give the ball to the other team no matter who knocked it out of bounds
>>144172795Look up the classification, there are loads. Probably cerebral palsy if there's nothing obvious.
>>144172795serious question, do people from non-first world countries actually know things like MS and cerebral palsy exist, we get this question every 20 minutes or so
>>144172781I mean it quite literally is, the brain works but can't control the body properly
I presume the boccia ramps have a gauge on the Z axis rather than going 'left a bit, right a bit'
>>144172795Is it a T3X category or T20?3X is cerebral palsy/MS and similar20 is intellectual disability
Russki jumper looks much more fucked up than the others
God damn that troon can't even bother to put on a fake womanly sounding voice
C4 interviewing the Italian tranny and he's not even trying, a literal man in a wig
>>144172758my dudeweed days are behind me but I bet lads like him get a lot of benefit from a fat rip
yanks should just concede the burgerball
HAHAHA GET FUCKED AOKI!
that italian swimmer stole my heart
What are we watching lads?
Does where you push the ball on the boccia ramp matter?
>>144172972the american humiliation ritual of murderball
>>144172844just looked it up t20, kinda sketchy honestly they just look like any other person, I'll just watch blind football
>>144172972Boccia mainly but I've got murderball on too
>blind shotputtraining must be fuckin risky
this is almost a brazil vs germany situation
LOOK AT THAT ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>144172992Yeah that means they have IQ <75 and/or issues with short term memory etc
>>144173010where?
N I P P O NIPPON
now somebody else knows what it's like to invent a sport and suck at it
15m shot put is kinda weak its not like blindness hinders their efforts that much, which makes you wonder how much do shot put olympians juice in order to throw 20 and 21 m
>>144173040It's Canadian apparently
>>144173018shot put a really fat blind iranian
>>144173047You probably wouldn't be able to get the best line to throw it so you'd be at an angle if you're blind.
PETRILLO PETRILLO PETRILLO PETRILLO PETRILLO PETRILLO BASED TRANSWOMAN
>>144173047i imagine it's a lot harder to get the spin right when you can't see where the throwing zone ends, muscle memory only goes so far
Now usually I wouldn't say this about a Paralympic athlete, however: Ahaha, cry bitch. That's what you get for being a cheater
NIPPON STRONG NIPPON STRONGHIRO HITO DID NOTHING WRONG
Korean lad won the boccia, based.
>>144173091Happy for him.
>>144173091Just caught it, sovl
>>144173082
all that time and energy spent arguing about trans athletes and it turns out they're all shit anyway
>>144173068>>144173084They ve been doing this their whole lives though probably learned how to time the release correctly without affecting their shot as muc, they can also try the no spin technique
>>144173120He's over 50. Even making a sprint event at that age is an anomaly
>throwing korean lad in the airSOUL
Fucking based gooks throwing the guy in the air
>>144173150>they fell overEven more soul
>>144173117The tranny is out!
fukkin based
10 mins until we're in the badminton gold medal match
>>144173158>>144173161Most kino moment of the paralympics so far. >ACDC playing in the backgroundThese Aussies can't catch a break.
the japs are still crying lmao
>>144173120The tranny olympic weightlifter at Tokyo also made zero clean lifts and came last
>>144173203For people who are not supposed to show emotions in public they are a very emotional race
>blind person throws a shot-put into the audience and kills someonenothin personnel
>>144173235Japanese society is more showing emotion when in the right place/occasion really.Like they're very weird, everyone goes to the beach for 2 months of summer then no one will go outside that because that's just not what you do
>>144173210And was also competing at a far older age than you'd expect in weightlifting. Again, even making the Olympics or Paralympics at that age is an achievement
>>144173263Yeah I do think they should be banned, even as someone who thinks they should generally be treated well.They might not have high test levels now but male puberty is a massive advantage.
gotta love american tumblroid leftoid pronounoids no matter how much they regard themselves as different than the conservatives they hate they manage to come across as equally as uncouth and clueless about everything "american woman (who btw is not 24/7 wheelchair bound irl) SLAMMED a profoundly disabled japanese man, and this is a big win against patriarchy or some shit"
>>144173262>beaches empty 10 months of the yearPerfect, need to live there a bit
*stands for the Uzbekistan anthem*
>>144173326i was not able
>>144173326Do they have great quantities of potassium?
>>144173305current twitter is significantly more insane and spiritually corrosive than this place ever was, its users are still in denial about that
Thai god spotted at the athletics
SOMEONE POST that thai guy in the garuda outfit
>>144173306a yellow gentleman will absolutely walk straight up to you and lecture you about why you shouldn't do that, you should see what happens when you whisper on a train
FINLAND
>>1441734014 athletes left CAN THEY FINALLY DO IT?
>dancers at the blind footballBased
>>144173203>>144173235They love a good release of emotion now and again.
>>144173426those are homosexuals its not the same
>>144173421The rugby had french can canBtw song ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xds_l58KEKE
never realised the Indian anthem sounds like something Frederick the Great marched across the Rhine to
>>144173445You may be right.
>>144173473they do tend to muck about
>>144173471SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE ANTHEM SAAR BLOODY BICH BENCHOD
>>144173471The only Japanese country with an Asian sounding anthem is Japan
Alfie Hewett is dominating the tennis>>144173473would
>>144173502Think I had a minor stroke there, mean asian country
Anything good on now boccia and murderball ended?
>>144173603chariot races are on
>>144173603I missed murderball because boccia was so kino. Sad.
>>144173627I missed boccia because murderball was so good. Unlucky.
>>144173513>Norwich ladbased
>>144173664Are you all from Norwich again like /brit/lympics?
>>144173676I am at least
>22 years oldoof
>>144173627You got obliterated, probably wouldn't have enjoyed it
most assistants of those throwing athletes are their husbands or wives what happens if someone doesn't have either?
>>144173725Iran in charge of aging
The track and field commentator keeps calling athletes from the PRC, "Republic of China Athletes." How long until the PRC puts a price on his head?
David Weir racing again
>>144173730FRIEND (YOU)
>>144173603We're in another gold medal badminton match sometime tonight.>>144173531I understood that post and had do a double take on your correction kek>>144173676Bolton reporting in
Weir's much more built than the younger lads, maybe hench isn't the wheelchair meta anymore
>>144173798Weir's had too much HGH
>>144173676I'm from scunthorpe, don't threaten me with a good time
>>144173809Is it a bigger shithole than Hull?
>>144173809Is it a bigger shithole than Grimsby?
weirwolf's mystery funder feeling profoundly ripped off right now
>poovid pooir
AMERICAN MUSCLE
>>144173818yes>>144173826christ no
[AWOOING STOPS]
>>144173861>DNSWhat happened to him?
Clearly a games too far for Weir, should have retired after Tokyo
>>144173868insulted the king
>>144173861Torch passed, I think.>>144173809Fuck you!! love Grimsby
These blind shot put units are fucking hot
>>144173875Didn't win any medals in Rio or Tokyo, so yeah age has caught up with him.
>>144173875he hasn't medalled since London, been washed for over a decade now
>>144173868needs to reboot his router
>>144173901Yeah but he was still in finals, this time he went out in a heat
>>144173884I bow my head to the chinese century
>>144173895Ok the iranians are minging
>>144173884see>>144173850
>>144173884I think Nathan maguire is hannah cockcrofts fiancee or something too. Lucky bastard
>>144173904
>>144173943The Paralympic breeding programme continues.
Please shart, if you are able, for the national anthem of the united sharts of americaOH SAY CAN YOU SHARTIN THE AISLE OF WALMART
>At the age of eight, Maguire became paralysed overnight,[5] and was diagnosed with transverse myelitis.[6]not sleeping tonight>>144173943got herself a toyboy on top of everything else, love her
What a fucking day yesterday. Not been posting today because my work is rangebanned
>>144173992believe it's a bronzeCURSE THAT HEDGEHOG
>brummie woman commentator on the athletics stream
>>144173992Looks like bronze to me
>>144174004>>144174006Yeah I was blind dw
>>144173992>he made the mascot plush sit on the sash of the medal like a swing
>>144173984>phonepostingJust turn off wifi and use mobile data?
>>144174014I've been fooled many times so now I look at the podium and not the medal colour
IN THE TWILIGHT'S LAST SHARTING
Why is the yank anthem so much better when instrumental?
used to piss off my septic ex by singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas to that bit near the end
>>144173977>>144174040At least I don't need a loicense to shart in Greggs.
>>144173977Based camerman keeps going to orange shirt milkers
Just realise this 'Not before XX:XX' is probably Paris time which explains why our match isn't on yet.
>>144174068Didn't mean to reply*
just see that interview with pee cock where he dogs Sebastian Coe for not putting paras in the Diamond LeagueI HATE SEBASTIAN COE
>>144174092It's 10pm in paris already, the badminton is always late because previous matches overrun
>>144174114They must have really overrun then
This russian is in a much worse state than his two competitors, impressive
>>144174112Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>144174092IIRC Paris is only ten minutes ahead of london by longitude, but they went for an hour so they didn't have to use greenwich mean time
>>144174133Amazing bum
>>144174139France, and even moreso Spain should use GMT like the UK, Ireland and Portugal but it's economically convenient to match German time.The French actually used GMT from 1911 until the Germans changed it in 1940, and then they never went back.
>Ukrainian athlete refusing the Russian's hand inviting him to stand together on the podium for the photo.poor form.
Sri Lankan unit set a world record in javelin
>>144174192Which sport?
>>144174211Long jump
>>144174192They were doing this in the l Olympics too.
Watching severly disabled discus highlights
>>144174219Just saw, unsportsmanlike but I can also appreciate how he would feel.
Has the club throwing been on at all yet?
>>144174243
>>144174245Yeah, easy to say something when you're not in their place
>>144174256Looks like Barry, 46, from Wigan
>>144174266kek it really does look like a bloke you'd see at the pub
>Badminton stream starts>It's a chinese mirror matchlel
Our badminton dwarf is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urYTog5jFGE
jesus christ the arse on coombs
>Krysten COOM
>>144174307Finally
wait this is the final? how did these two fellas beat all the asians?
>>144174307locked tf in
>>144174346dunno lolGood luck Pierre
>>144174346Our lad beat a chinese even
absolute size of that bonce
>>144174366somali head
>>144174366grotesque
>Britain vs France, umpired by a Swissclassic
>>144174366the head is for his psychic powersbut the bum...?
>>144174392psychic farts
C'EST FINI
>>144174392braps
>>144174366Snipers dream.
Amazing how despite both having that dwarfism look these lads still look incredibly french and english respectively
>>144174421kek you're right
>CoombsCoombros how are we feeling?
>>144174031Phone providers think 4chan is pornographic and you have to beg them on your hands and knees to let you visit it. You can either create an account with your provider, the ultimate cuckoldry, or you have to go into a phone shop and order them to unlock the age restrictions, and even then they probably sign you up for all sorts of shit. It's easier to just only come on 4chan via wifi. A break from this place is healthy anyway.
>>144174366what a chad
>>144174398nah you're alright he was just nervous
>>144174421the boys at agincourt probably looked like them, and probably weren't much taller either
>>144174433Just make an account and click the setting
kek that dive>>144174446On est de retour
Not a fan of the frogs booing, they did that at the Olympics too
kek Coombs getting some heel heat
ALLEZ CHARLES FRAPPE QUELQUES VOLANTS
kek, I don't know why I was surprised that the net is lower than the regular badminton net.
member the armless archery yank having the time of his life? it's like that. love to see it.
>>144174481tbf he looked right into the crowd and egged them on, he knows what he's doing
>>144174490would
>mfw a second 100 years war starts again because of a parabadminton match
>>144174498Yeah he's confident and it won't affect him>>144174499You're a braver man than I to admit that
>>144174489>used to be on the table tennis teamlad's made up he gets to play a fun sport now
ONE MORE TODAY ANON???
>>144174513>I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with midgets and shuttlecocks
>>144174455>Just make an account
The frog looks fucking nervous but Coombs is just having fun, I suppose that's what a home crowd does to you.
Highlight of these paras for me>midget badminton>doubles wheelchair tennis>armless archery>armless legless underwater torpedo swimming
>>144174526NIGEL-SAMA, I KNEEL
uh oh
We're choking
h-he's good!
Must be exhausting doing this as a dwarf
Coombros I don't feel so good...
>>144174526Why the top 9 and not top 10 though.
Gonna watch the last leg and stream this silently at the same time.
SMASHED AND SLAMMED
REFCOCK
>>144174621you'd think they'd get longer rackets
>>144174637>>144174641refcock mind
>>144174628NINE EIGHT TEN T_____T
C'est finile comebaque is on
One of our coaches could be a normal sized coombs
>>144174629>Matt Lucas and Lisa Nandyyeah fuck that I'm sticking with the little lads
>>144174672Oh fuck, really, yeah I'm out
This is tense
Coombros I don't feel so good
He's fucked it
>>144174672>congratulating the trannyTurned it straight off
ok that was a fucking peach of a shot
>>144174307This is phenomenal.>Disability category SH6Does the "SH" stand for "short"?
MY BADEXACTLY LIKE THIS CHARLESBROS
>>144174732Half the "Is it ok"s for today were just "Is it ok that this bloke is competing?"
der coomer might be a little too small for the sport judging how often he goes to the floor
>>144174732Imagine if the Americans cared about Paras. This board wouldn't recover for weeks.
noooooooooooooooo
It's ogre
he's crumbling
>>144174783got to be hard balancing that big melon
shiiiiiiiit
wtf is going on this is a mega choke
Britbongs explain.
>that 10th pointIt might be over.
Hard to watch desu
how the fuck are we in the top 4
think he's gassed himself going so hard in the first set and still losing
>>144174835Normally we get cocky at the end when we're winning, he got cocky right at the start.>>144174847You brought loads of athletes and are doing well, I I hope you beat the yanks.
his smug aura mocks me
This is grim
Don't choke now Charles
Charles Noakes is such an un-French name. We must have swapped him for Marc Guéhi.
>>144174847you're really good at being disabled
>>144174907He's fucking miles ahead you've got the gold.
>>144174910Oh non non non non non
nyoom
He's going to fucking kill him
>>144174881I don't like rooting for you bongs much but Coombs sold me on how well he was playing the heel.
Noakes realised Coomer can't judge length for shit and went to town
The choke is on
>>144174945Figures. Coombs is just letting everything through thinking it'll be out of bounds.
New>>144174951>>144174951>>144174951
>>144171785The one for Maldives had one, but it's a Muslim country. That's probably why.
>>144171854Name and event?
>>144171987Leg. Leg is just support, while a hand is a tool.
>>144172078X for doubt
>>144172160>Neither Jonnie nor Hunter got into the top threeOuch.
>>144173363Because, they feel like they are 'on the right side of history'.
>>144173676Brum!
>>144173725In dog years?
>>144174766On Twitter, I can very well imagine. But, did Alan actually ask the question out loud?
>>144174067Those sharters in the mart who sharted on their own hands and smeared it on the walls in the Capitol Building on 6th January 2021 will need a licence to exist in society: as DNA can be extracted from faecal matter, they'll be found so they can get what they fucking deserve: if they haven't already been thrown in prison for their bioterrorism.Being an inbred retarded mutt that worships an orange subhuman. Not even once. Glad that Starmergeddon happened, and white racist subhumans got what they fucking deserved. Glad that a subhuman Nazi - La Pen - got what she fucking deserved after being thrown inder the New Popular Front bus by French voters. That orange subhuman will get what he fucking deserves when he's destroyed by Kamala Harris. Then she'll open the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics/Paralympics and make Don Old Fart permaseethe: if that orange subhuman is alive by then.
NPA
