Schedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/scheduleStreams:VPN UK + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4SportVPN France + https://www.france.tv/sport/handisport/jeux-paralympiques/Old:>>144169435
Feels a weird time for a new
>>144174963Trying to wash off the humiliation ritual no doubt
USASA
>>144174963It'll survive the night, the old one is at bump limit so won't
Think that's a bronze for Brazil
>>144174972People post here overnight when there's nothing on?
uhhhhhh frenchbros what's happening??
Those mini guys have too much stamina.
GG France, well deserved
CAM ON CHARLES SCAR SAM FACKIN COCKS
Fair play to the frogs, that was some good fuckin badminton
Congrats, France.
>>144174990Is nothing sacred to you monkeypox lad? Some Canadian lad in the swimming, won gold.
>negro shakes hand with coomer before charleswhat the fuck
Fair play frogs, can't win them all. Would have been nice to finish for the day on 30
Amy Truesdale calling out her opponent for faking that headshot injury
Coombs just gave up, it was a mental thing
Tbf the French dwarf was much taller. Like 5 centimeters, that counts.
This archer lass on the last leg is proper council estate
Coomer is crying :(
Just sinking in for Coomer that that was his last chance, fuck>>144175030bad form, she fucking won didn't shetaekwondo types are uppity cunts though
>>144175046Who?
*kisses the camera*hope someone webms that
>>144175054The pink haired pregnant one
>>144175073she's welsh and not even south welsh, that tracks
Krysten Coombs is such a Chad. If I had to have any disability in the Paralympics, I would want to be a dwarf because then maybe I would be as cool as him. He must wreck pussy in the Paralympic Village.
>>144174795no, they are dwarves.
>>144175094Heh
>>144174951Do americans really
>>144175087For real, someone you'd have a beer with. Super confident.
>>144175039Proof
>>144175087he's got proper big dick energy, and it'll look even bigger on him
>>144175087Dwarfs on grindr... hmm>>144175102It was a joke on British TV about how to make Americans care about the paralympics.
Do dwarfs have normal sized cocks
>>144175121Probably not
was wondering when coombs was on GoT, it was the purple wedding kek
>>144175121I think they do. They certainly claim to in interviews about what it's like to be a dwarf. PornHub can probably answer your question more conclusively, though.
>>144175164Having an average sized willard on a dwarf would make it look like a horsecock
Would that Dutch glasses wheelchair girl.
>>144175177Wheelchair basketball*
>get the blue badge inkek
New sports tomorrow>Equestrian>Recurve archery>Wheelchair fencing>Rifle shooting (not sure if this is new or just air rifle again)
>>144175215>recurve archery>wheelchair fencingReady to pick up.
feel like pee cocks been outclassed because the new lads can run like they've got both legs and he's still got that angry goose running form
>the last leg can't air tomorrow because of french labour lawsFucking what
>>144175224Recurve archery will be good, I'm not sure I've watched wheelchair fencing before, sadly they strapped in place rather than moving around.
>>144175224sadly wheelchair fencing is less than half as interesting as it sounds
>>144175215Out>wheelchair fencingIn>wheelchair jousting
>>144175240hey? on a tuesday? why?
>games already half overBros...
>>144175336Don't remind me
>>144175330I think because they started last wednesday and presumably you can't work 7 days in a row?British law also says you don't have, you must have 36 hours off a week in one block, but you can waive it for stuff like TV presenting
>>144175336Soon we will go back to cryogenic sleep until the winter olympics
>>144175336*HALF BEGUN!
Isn't Krysten a girl's name?
>>144175356The winter olympics are pretty gay desu, 80% of the events are skiing which are fucking boring.
>>144175368>I need those chaos emeralds
>>144175377>t. can't into snow
>>144175349Oh that makes sense. I mean it doesn't but yeah I get you.
We're kinda good :)
Business idea: artificially extend our mountains higher so they get more snow
>>144175336I was devastated when the Olympics ended and I don't want these to end either.
>>144175413not fair you have proper mountains, we just have a shit hill in fucking scotland
Fancy Lauren Steadman desu
>>144175349That's BS, our equivalent airs every night during the olympics and paralympics.
>>144175513With the same presenters every night?Is your version also funny?
>>144175479it's a pisstake that it all ends just as the weather gets shit to maximise the misery
>>144175377>80% of the events are skiing It's 50/50 skiing/icinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Winter_Olympics#SportsThere's also the winter paralympics, I hope it will get as much coverage as what we have now.
>tfw on holiday for the 2nd half of the games and can't watchFug
>>144175535I think so ? It seems it's always the same girl and faggot.And no it's not funny it's embarassing.
>>144175578Yeah, summer is my favorite season, but all good things must come to an end, I suppose. Going to enjoy it while it lasts and I hope everyone here does too.
>>144175601think you'll find icing is something you put on cakes mate
>>144175622Sad!
>>144175018Not the gay stag Anon. Saw the uniform and sussed Canadian. Cute, but kinda young looking. If he's S14, it's definitely off.
>>144175602same here mate, very sad.
>>144175665don't care it rhymes with skiing
>>144175811Skiing and skating?
>>144175806Where you off to lad?
How many events to Peacock and Woodhall have and what are their medals chances in either.So, Peacock may be left home empty handed, Woodhall seems to do a lot better with longer distances, so I hope he's not just sprinting.
>>144175875There's also boblseigh etc on ice.
>>144175907There's gonna be 200m, I don't think peacock does the 400m
>>144175215>>Rifle shooting (not sure if this is new or just air rifle again)So far the shooting events are the same as the ones in the OG.
>>144175927Oh and curling, it's british af you guys should watch the winter games at least for that. Lots of cuties in it, it's kind of boccia for top models.
>>144176301curling is fucking scottish, that doesn't count
>>144175891Going spain mate 30+ degrees get in
>>144176246is that the double jointed elbow classification?
>>144176383Officially his disability are his legs, but the guy was weird.
>>144176324Honestly we call "england" everything up north the channel...
>>144176530using the arm as a sight
>>144176530This creepy maniac inspected everything during the ceremony, here testing the weight of the medal.
>>144176644Here checking the certifications of the phryge.
>>144176367Same lad, off to Gran Canaria me
>>144176530Chinese genetic engineering at work
>>144176644>>144176659they are definitely going to be found in the mouths of his victims>>144176717watch your bags, pickpockets fuckin everywhere
>>144176748>pickpockets fuckin everywhereFugI just wanted to go for the gay bars
If i cut one finger off, can i compete on anything?
>>144172553Watched the replay. They looked like they wanted to get out as fast as possible the moment the anthem ended.
>>1441749692000 Sydney Para:>Australia: 149 medals>Great Britain: 131 medals>Untied States of Arse: 109 medals2004 Athens Para:>China: 141 medals>Great Britain: 94 medals>Untied States of Arse: 88 medals2008 Beijing Para:>China: 211 medals>Great Britain: 102 medals>Untied States of Arse: 99 medals2012 London Para:>China: 231 medals>Great Britain: 120 medals>Untied States of Arse: 98 medals2016 Rio Para:>China: 239 medals>Great Britain: 147 medals>Untied States of Arse: 115 medals2021 Tokyo Para:>China: 207 medals>Great Britain: 124 medals>Untied States of Arse: 104 medals2024 Paris Para:>China: 87 medals>Great Britain: 54 medals>Untied States of Arse: 42 medalsYou're not going to make it. You'll still be inferior to China at 2032 Brisbane Para, never mind 2028 Los Ageles Para.
>>144181334How that must hurt NBC:https://www.nbcolympics.com/medals/paralympicsThe IOC and IPC only rank countries by gold medals. Don't forget that, mutts.
Another day in lympic paradise
>channel 4 showing horse dancing this morningEw
>>144182350Lucky. If I'd known that our coverage would be that shit I'd be wfh today.
Recurve archery is a lot classier than the cheating pulley bow
40min until blade runners
Morning lads>>144182530They have magnified sights in compound too, it makes sense to have a bow that is easier to pull for para I suppose.
>2, 5, 6Where did they find this peruvian
>pissing it down in ParisIt's not just here then
quite a steady rain on the archery.
Unlike compound bows which 'let off' at full draw, recurves get harder to pull as you draw it so standing there with it drawn is a bad idea.
>0Horrendous
If you had to be in the paralympics instead of the olympics, which disability would you be willing to accept?
>>144182578Do they? I just see a fancier version of the ruler sight they used in my club
>>144182635I think so, I could be wrong though
>Brazillian>Jacques
>>144174951Haven't been watching this as it's on channel 4. Adverts + logging on and everything just cba
>>144182668It's all on youtube without ads
>>144182668Every sport is live here https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4Sport
Really not a fan of this niggerish music at the archery
>blind guy holding the name label backwardsoops
>>144182684Athletics is banging out Taylor Swift
>>144182721Did no one tell him?
it's not raining that bad...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE GOT A MEDAL
>>144182817CONGRATSWhat in?
>>144182817I kneel Finnbros, Finns are gods of the lympics now
curse broken
>>144182823200m wheelchair silver
>>144182834That's great well done, they'll go back to Finland a hero.
>>144182817happy for you bro, time to start funding paralympians
>albino african with bright red lipstickWeird
Swede beating a chang in table tennis atm
It seems like swedes and chinese are destined to be table tennis rivals
>>144182842time to start funding athletes in generalour parathletes are doing worse and worse by the year just like our normal athletesthis is also last olympics for the guy who won silver, and also for Leo-Pekka Tähti who has always delivered for us, he's racing tomorrow hoping for another medal
The spic music they put on whenever a spic shoots is very very bad
>>144182900Dump money into the Paralympians and join the comfy club. Interestingly Norway have 2 silvers and 3 bronzes so are doing alright, they don't get any medals in the Olympics either.
>>144182875The Swede won!
Are the horses crippled too?
>>144182910>they don't get any medals in the Olympics either.Didn't Ingeshitsen win something?
>>144182910>>144182952
>>144182952>>144182960Sorry I'm talking out of my arse, they had 8 medals, 4 of them golds, not sure why I thought they didn't have any.
>>144182817I never stopped believing even through the regular Olympics.
What are we watching?
>>144183010Swimming, athletics, archery and just put the table tennis on. We're apparently playing but they're not showing it so I'm watching France vs Nigeria.
>>144183010Archery for me sirs
the Turkish archer has the same chest guard as the Ukrainian.
>opens with a 10let's go wumao bros
Fuck that chink is goodAlso she has the mark of the string permanently imprinted on her face
>>144182817>>144182817congratulations F(r)i(e)nnd! turn Turku red for me x. also you have vastly superior saunas to Sweden and in general are better in every way
Unrelated but the men's hammer throw world and Olympic records are unchanged since the late 80s.
It took me 5 minutes to figure out what was off in archery this morning. The time laps between ptong-toc-DIX sounded weird, and I couldn't follow the scoring as I'm used to... turns out it's fucking recurve bows lol.
>>144183195Recurve is set play rather than overall score.
How do we fix NPA?
>>144183199And the distance is longer no ?
paralympic running form is the superior running form
Wulandari's kit is drippy af ngl
SILVER. ARGENT!
>She just needs a 2 or higher to tie...>Oh she's missed it!
>>144183246Well normally it's 70m vs 50m for compound but I'm not sure if para recurve is 50
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAAA
>>144182624I’d be a dwarf so I could star in the really based pornography when I got home.
>>144183193I thought they’d got rid of men’s hammer throw; I haven’t seen it in a single Olympics ever.And just out of curiosity: does the world record belong to an East German by any chance?
>>144183193Set by a roided soviet I expect
>>144183383Nah mostly Russians for the mens ones>>144183397Yeah basically kek
>eden rainbow-cooper
>>144183408The remaining 80s records are jokes, the women's 100m one set by Florence Griffith-Joyner is 0.2s faster than women today even with the developments in shoes and training etc
>>144183433She definitely doesn't look natty
CRASH
Woah did you guys see that wipeout/crash
>>144183457>>144183458I did not, care to post it?
>>144183451They announced enhanced anti-drug testing in 1989 and she suddenly retired. And then she died in her sleep age 38.
>>144183433lets not pretend today's faster times are just to do with shoes and training with no PEDs
How do I watch the NFL?I want to subscribe to the NFL for a monthly or maybe even a weekly NfL game to watch so I can know things to talk about today tomorrow and the next.I’ll say things like “did you see that Mae meme about Stefan Suggsdiggs lolo”That will make me feel normalized to go to the gym now bruhrbrb I’m so lonely
>>144183478I feel like the WADA regime makes it more subtle now rather than the obvious roiding in the 80s
>>144183490>wanting to talk to braindead sports normiesNo thanks
Might change my name to Zhang
>>144183496Yeah that's what I mean, its just more subtle.
>>144183500For me it's Wang
>>144183502BasedPerhaps consider using both
>>144183490Might help if you ask people who watch the NFL
>>144183502For me it's Dong
>wheelchair racinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSv3Oez4O-4
GUITY GUITY is getting his medal
That black Italian guy is the most happy I've ever seen someone having won silver, based
italian woman wobbling her nose every time she looses an arrow
Spinning for the discus whilst blind must be offputting
>>144183556I was thinking the same, how do they know when to release?
>>144183457>>144183458>2 Swiss racers in the event>One takes out the defending gold medalist in a crash>the other then wins goldhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>144183560I assume a lot of practice and muscle memory.The blind swimmers apparently count their strokes to know when they should turn (and they get the thing that bonks them on the back from an assistant to help).
the italian discus thrower just has two angry eyes on her mask, kinda based
What is horse's disability?
>>144183567Are the horses in wheelchairs?
>>144183567The horses are able bodied. An horse is not an paraathlete.
>>144183574>>144183567you'll want to watch the para equine events, currently it's para equestrian
Horse dancing is just so shit
>>144183467It was the women’s T54 1500m if you want to look it up anywhere, but no, I have no way of getting the video for you.
>>144183608It's the sort of thing where you'd need to be a rider to know what the hell is going on.
>silver is horsey dancing currentlyThe yanks are 1st by a mile
Guaranteed at least Bronze in horse dancing, could be silver. One rider left
>>144183608Keep crying m8.
I'm not sure boccia really needed mixed doubles
>>144183467
Now sports starting tomorrow: road cycling and powerlifting>>144183649That's from pentathlon, so it's show jumping not horse dancing.
>>144183656Wonder if we stand a chance at gold in the road cycling
>>144183654Nice thank you based webm finnLooks like the fault is on the white fellow trying to overtake into red fellow
>>144183654Harsh crash. The Chinese athlete was up pretty quickly so really wanted to finish at least.
why is a girl with 2 arms running with 1 armed girls
Well deserved defeat for France in boccia, not only they don't know their material but they also play dumb. Can't believe they made it to the paralympics.
>>144183668Sarah Storey is focusing on it, that's why she did no track events
>>144183683>Can't believe they made it to the paralympics.Hosts get automatic qualification to everything don't they?
es ist vorbei...
GREATBRONZE
>>144183669yep she got dq'd
>>144183702Everyone seems to have caught up to us with Equestrian these days, we used to dominate.
>>144183702
>Leafs sent a 68 year old to the wheelchair fencingshe looks good for it but jesus
Chop Charlotte Dujardin's legs off and get her in the paras
When's the blind road cycling event again?
>>144183738Tomorrow is the time trials, including category B, the blind road races are on the 6th
Watching wheelchair fencing to see how it works
>wheelchair fencingShan't be watching this
>>144183752Normal fencing is bad enough, just floppy antennas flailing about.
>>144183751it's like playing slaps but with swords
>>144183749Thanks mate
u fuckin wot m8
>>144183761It's all reaction time, so the 68 year old is at a disadvantage
>>144183774Christine Weston Chandler?
>>144183760Though the venue is good.
>>144183790Yeah the Grand Palais is absolutely exceptional.
>>144183671They both finished in the end, about 30 seconds after the last racer who didn’t crash. That’s pretty based in itself.
You do stand for your anthem on stream right?
>>144183815yes but I only sing the verse about killing scots
>>144183692They were normaly qualified, the french girl who got gold was invited.Also fuck that scoring system, make it first to 7 or whatever (pétanque is first to 13), as it is now if you lead by 5 points before the 4th end it's basically impossible to catch up. Also fuck the scoring board ffs it's unnatural to read.
The crowd for the athletics is almost entirely children. Do you think schools were given free tickets to fill up the stadium a bit? That’s grim if so. Hopefully the blind athletes have all been told at least that it’s a sellout crowd.
>>144183829It was way fuller last week, think the holidays ended in France the same time as our did and suddenly it's emptier.And yeah schools will have been given tickets (or bought them cheap) I expect.
>>144183829it's probably still 10 times fuller than normal para events
>>144183828When's the P14 pétanque for people with intellectual disabilities on?
>>144183828Is this the sirs national pétanque team?
>>144183840There were a billion people in the stadium at London, we filled it up.
>>144183853Even the world para athletics championships in London 2017 got more people in
>>144183846Madagascar, they're good at it like many former colonies. They won the WC at home.
kek bit too into the bell ringing
>archery is being held at "Invalids"kek
grimit was a lot fuller yesterday on a workday, what gives
>>144183893It'll be busy this evening for the finals
>>144183866Very nice, although pétanque is so typical of the south and camping it's hard to imagine some malgache sirs playing itI wonder what they drink during the games
>>144183893It was busier about an hour ago, the events all ended and it's just been medal ceremonies so people began leaving.It was probably ~50% full.
>>144183893There's nothing on and people went for lunch
>>144183898There was no water allowed, just pastis
>>144183829It's september, people work, simple as. Who would take a day off to watch obscure categories heats ? The main events in the evening will probably have more attendance.
>>144183898>I wonder what they drink during the gamesBelieve it or not there are drug testings in every competitions, like uhhh, in every sport.
>presenter referred to PRC as Republic of China againwew
I'm confused what robiel yankiel sol cervantes disability is, I can't find any pictures of him with a prosthetic
>>144183946have americans just not heard of cerebral palsy or ms or any of that shit
>>144183946https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T47_(classification)Minor upper limb amputees or other minor impairment to an arm. Probably has mild CP or MS.
Chinese F56 javelin woman Lin Sitong is a babe.
>>144183957>t47 >>144183966yeah oddly I haven't been able to find any info on the net
the wheelchair fencing refs seem to be constantly pissed off and confused
>>144184061It's so noisy in there nobody can hear
cutest brazilian crippled girl in boccia right now
>get a penalty because a bit fell off your wheelchairboccia is merciless
>>144184076
>>144183930Imagine roiding for pétanque
>>144184084would
This Chinese wheelchair fencer sounds like waluigi
>>144184102That was the strangest fucking thing ever, are they all like that? Literally just see how can hit the other the quickest.
>>144184088Steroids don't make sense in precision sports anon.
>>144184139I know that's why I made that postBe less stoic my friend
>>144184146>Be less stoic my friendlol no I was wondering what it would look like
Business idea: steroids in boccia
Still trying to think of a second sport for severe CP besides bocciaMy latest idea is like Bomberman but with paintball bombs, need to work the kinks out tho
The shooting event is hilarious, there's 3 positions : kneeling, prone and standing, but they're all in wheelchairs lel
jesus the frogs are getting fucking annihilated in the goalball
>>144184327
>>144184327>Forced to concede after going 10 goals behindBrutal
>>144184327I think they never played it before.
>>144184327Where are you guys watching this?
>>144184251Have a race around a maze. Show them a picture of the maze before they start, then see who can get round it quickest.
>>144184396links in OP
>egyptian scores>ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR
>shooting para sport>because para shooting sounds like parachuting
Poor Austrian woman spazzing out on her horse
>>144184449I wasn't sure but yeah he fucking said that
Just swapped to horse dancing and the rider has pretty severe CP, like involuntary movement a lot, yet the horse is under control. Impressive.
>>144184449tbf he actually shook the brazilian girl's hand, no virgins for him
>>144184466Yeah they said the horse knows what's voluntary and involuntary movements from the rider.
>>144184481having a different species riding you about must feel pretty weird to begin with, probably not much different for the 'os
>>144184457kek I never thought about that, are they actual rifles or just air rifles?
>>144184498It was air rifles the other day when I watched a bit. Not sure if they do real guns later on
>>144184507>someone with cerebral palsy has an involuntary spaz out and sprays the audience with bullets
>go to watch blind football>yank commentatorImmediately closed the tab
>>144184541I mean, we're the only ones who know what real football is so ofc it's a yank
>>144184541I like how they're relatively fat and old so they all look like they play for WBA in the early 80s
>>144184541There was one in the table tennis earlier so I shut down my PC, switched the electricity off in my flat via the fuse box and sat in silence.
>winsWhat’s their deal?
>>144184553I miss watching streams in a foreign language, which I did during the Olympics. Being able to understand the commentators is helpful sometimes, but when you can't understand the commentators you enjoy the event in it's purest form capable from home. These britbong commentators aren't too bad though
>>144184569I always find yank commentators are very fake, like they try to force it. Ours are alright, can be a bit dull but it depends.
>>144184563They're beating Ukraine atm which is weird, Ukraine have choked a lot of events.
>>144184466I saw that, the horse must be on lexomil, nothing matters anymore.
>blind riders wear yellow armbands so everybody knows to stay the fuck out of the wayI know it makes sense but kek
>>144184574Yeah I agree, I don't like them either. The fake vibes are the biggest thing, very rarely can any commentator in any sport be "that guy", and a lot of the new or old people are all trying to be that guy
>>144184507>>144184512There are .22 lr events. Of course not for cp categories, thought I would watch it for the lulz.There is a blind biathlon in para winter games, they use a laser gun.
even in wheelchairs, epee is the only interesting fencing discipline
They should give the fencers shields
I'm about to go take the antenna off my vehicle and practice fencing
>>144184574English commentators in American sports always pronounce “offence” and “defence” the American way, even though they’re English, and it sickens me immensely.
>>144184698English commentators in American sports are yankified so it makes sense, they probably live in the US
>>144184698I know they're spelled different, but what's the difference in pronunciation?
>>144184759>British: de-fence>American: DEE-fenceThe vowels and stress
>horse walkingHow is this a sport?
>>144184768True, thinking about it now brit commentators just say defense all at once "They're playing some good definse" vs "They're playing some good deee fense"
>goalball>nobody scores
Being on top 10 is pretty good ngl
>>144184783It's more fitting as a Paralympic sport than as an Olympic one desu
>>144175113Why would we care about this shit?
god the fencing screaming is fucking insufferable
>>144184832I don't know why they do it
>>144184759> “A fence” vs “Off-ence”> “Da fence” vs “Dee-fence”
>>144184832>primal war cry after every point
>one of the goalball jannies has no arms
>>144184795you missed the french women getting bladdered so hard by the chinese the match got called off
>>144184879Mercy rule?
>>144184855there's one in the boccia as well, which is confusing because I think they're supposed to signal number of points scored with their fingers
How do we fix goalball?
>>144184884aye, go 10 goals behind and they call it
>>144184898Make the goal even larger.
>>144184898constant buzzer inside the ball instead of bellsno bouncing required
>>144184896And also pick up the balls out of the court lol. For the points she tapped the racket with her stumps.
>>144184913Moving the goalposts. Literally
Israel are winning
>>144184930well shit if it works it works
>>144184906They have the same rule in blind footy I think
I'd play goalball blindfolded, looks fun.
>>144185027yes anon that's how it works
>>144175121Usually, most of the time dwarfism is just shorter limbs with their torso and head being unaffected. Which is why a lot of dwarves have huge chests disproportionate with the limbs. In terms of porn it's obviously going to be a selective bias since the only ones that appear in porn are going to be ones with functional penises. In a few cases though it appears that it isn't always rosy in the same way having a disproportionate body can affect general mobility it is probable that this affect sexual performance too and they try to obfuscate this in the porn. This is especially true for JAV star and director Nishikun who uses an extreme amount of pixelization to hide his manhood and most of the time covers it from view but with recent AI learning to "reverse engineer" the censorship we can see (albeit very blurrly") that he is normal sized but can't get hard which is apparent in a lot of his videos where he seems to enjoy the apparent sex he's having because in reality he's not penetrating them at all meaning that size may not matter much when they're unable to function. This is as full a report I will deliver on my thoughts on dwarf cock.
>>144185049can smell this post
>>144185027I did that in PE once. It was pretty fun except you never know if the ball is gonna hit your balls
>>144185049I want the final report written up and on my desk by tomorrow morning
>>144185049I spent 30 minutes writing this and still fucked up>he seems to not enjoy the apparent sex he's having
What's the strategy in goalball? Can you spin the ball? It always just goes straight.
WHAT A FUNKY
>>144185284Get back to work
>>144185316
>>144185367>he doesn't sit in while you're running it down>he doesn't carry a gun>he phryges
on french tv>his disability is on his lower legsbased
Bit of a shit day for the paras so far ngl
>>144185617GB haven't been in a lot outside horse dancing and there we've just had a couple of bronzes
>>144185617>wtf we just got 5 gold today this is like another suez crisis chaps
>>144185762Nah I just mean the sports themselves currently are a bit boring. Horsey dance is not interesting but horsey jumping and the off road jumping is good though.
TENNIS DOG!
>>144185780Need road cycling and powerlifting to start up (tomorrow) to get some kino
>>144185817Just seen archery is starting soon, get in.
>>144183649This girl is the Raygun of the modern pentathlon, she killed her sport, there's no more horse jumping in pentathlon now thanks to her.
>>144185780Shooting, archery and boccia are on>b-b-but we don't win medals in thoseJust watch
>>144185933Did you know sugma is on?
>>144185972I'm told the Sugondese team is aiming for gold
>Compound>10, 10, 9>Recurve>8, 6, 7
>>144186077Her nose wobbles every arrow, how is this not affecting the shots?
Swimming finals in 10 mins
>>14418604250m vs 70m
>>144186111YAY
>camera focuses on the kids in the audience and they go doopin mental
>>144186042I saw a 0 when I tuned into recurve, real wicked shit.
>>144186285There was a 0 in the Olympics I remember, probably fucking sneezed as they took a shot
>>144186196That feeling of speed lol, how fast was that thing ?
>>144186196>turns up at 100mph in a scooter blasting music out>wins gold>leaves
>>144186327>arrow is fired>nothing happening to the target>massive thunking noise behind it>caster's brief hesitation before realizing it was a missDeafening.
>>144186337THE FASTEST!!
>>144186364>hear an 'ow'>realise you hit a ref
>>144186327she didn't, but she's cute so its ok
>>144186429
THIS IS NO TIME TO Z___Z!
FIN-I MEAN MONGOLIA WIN
Are girl is losing to thailand in the boccia
Why is the swimming stream not on?
CAM ON DEFEAT THAT GHOST FACE LET'S GO
shaky af
>>144186540Someone shat in the pool and they're having to drain it
>>144186540Something must have fucked up, it is on, it's just the stream isn't.
GWAN JEET BEAT THE CHONG
>getting 1 less than your opponent three times in a rowDo not redeem the choke...
j-just making the match interesting h-haha
I like his ball toss technique
India ffs stop choking
holy choke....
DO NOT REDEEM THE 10
>Poojah
>>144186755iirc it means pray/worship or something in Hindi
>>144186759actually it means that she's going to poopoo ja - means "go poo"
>>144186775
cant believe they finally won a medal...im seething
Imagine if there was a sport like table tennis but the court was really really big, and you could stand on it, wouldn't that be mad haha
>>144186684Swimming update, bloody channel 4 bastard bhenchods
SWIMMING STREAM IS UP
>>144186812It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BMUbs1l0ZM
>>144186802ONLY IF YOU CAN ROLL ON IT TOO ANON!
uhhhhh chinkbros???
>>144186729i liked that bald fella with no arms and one leg who dribbled it like a basketball and caught it
>>144186878How did he play without arms?
>>144186791and there's more to come
>>144186802they have something similar in a sport valled volleyball but the net is elevated above the playing surface
Our table tennis bloke is losing it, come on mate.
>>144186897booba
really bothering me what she does to her nose nowhow do you settle on that as your technique
>>144186926works great thoughbeit
some table tennis paralymbians should be allowed to use glove like rackets since they cant switch from backhand to forehand easily
>>144186916korean was up 9-6 in the first and 5-0 in the 2nd and lost both of them, in fact lost 11 points in a row in the second setseems he's gotten his shit together
>>144186945Yeah and ours looks defeated and not confident at all now
wonder what an archery coach does>have you tried uh shooting more accurately?
>>144186916i believe, der coomer used up all our allotted choking
>>144186802we will call it field table tennis
>>144186967he checks the wind
>>144186967>'Just hit the 10 lol'
>>144186968Der coomer was so based too.
>>144186986>careful love it's a tad breezy
Italian nose lady choking
i dont like how women had 1st and 2nd class combined, but men have them separateour class 1 girl faced class 2 girl who had a much more functional upper body, she sounded so downhearted in interview after her loss and was on the brink of crying
>>144186853Couldn't GB have worn their blue shirts, hard to differentiate.
>>144187014;_;
e finito
The french guy in tennis can move all around the court without even touching the wheels, really cool tech.
brit archery announcer has a very annoying nasal voice
>>144187014was a lot more common in years gone by when they had to combine classes to make up the numbers, must still apply to some sports. I agree its unfair but the alternative is no sports at all I guess
Fucking hell this Kim is destroying now
>>144187030The high end sports wheelchairs are really something, super smooth bearings and balancing. Even the rugby chairs cost 4-5 figures each
chink ghost lady has a sizeable chest, also the string left a mark on her face lol
hate the royals but love the royal crest on the kits, dead classy
>>144187038Our guy is choking like an olympian
>going up against a mongolian in mounted archerysurely that's not fair
>>144187073THE CHOKE IS CANCELLED
>>144187122And the choke is back on
>>144187067>ghost ladyShe's just mimicking the Koreans, the chinks mimic everything that looks effective, just because if it looks like it then it works like it.
GET IN
COOMER DIED SO DAVIS CAN LIVE
>>144187037yeah true, I checked 2022 world championships and there were only 6 athletes competing in her class and atm 11 ranked players + 6 unranked
China just got a 1-2-3 in the pool
happy for davies didn't really like the koreans mindgame complaining
>>144187155>torpedoes win
chokegolia
And the Chinese might get a 1-2-3 in this women's race too.
Fucking amazing comeback in the table tennis GET IN
is are tully on for another gold here?
>>144187166wtf no one told me armless legless natation was on??
>>144187185She qualified for an outside lane, feels unlikely.
>>144187192>all those chinksyeah maybe not
>>144187201Yeah China just got a 1-2-3 in the men's 50m S5 backstroke, suspect their women could do the same
>7
>chinese torpedoes win again
>>144187208good callno beating the torpedo meta i guess
>>144187061That french looks like a rich guy don't worry (look at his fucking wheelchair), after his accident he was doing golf like any mortal until his friend Johan Cruyff told him to try wheelchair tennis, then before the Paris paralympics he called his frien Yannick Noah to ask him to coach the team...
>>144187208YOU WERE RIGHT ANON!
>armless swimmer beat armful swimmeroh the shame
>Oh it's a 7!>She's choked
Mongolbros...
double chink final in the archery let's go wumaochads
>>144187273For me, it's Ghost Lady.
>>144187273Strong 15 minutes for wumaos, 6 chinese medals in 2 races in the pool
Para Anon/Olympic Anon/Euro Anon putting in another 18 hour shift on 4chan
>>144187305*25
>>144175164>PornHub can probably answer your question more conclusivelyStop watching porn
greek commentator sobbing because of the american woman celebrating with her children
Bayley is playing table tennis right now.And the crowd is chanting seven nation army
thats the most jewish looking jew i ve ever seen her even has the juden glasses
SOMEONE PLZ WEBM THE SPECIAL NEEDS ISRAHELLI GUY SHOUTING THE ANTHEM
dude's really feeling that anthem
little girl in the public doing her dance routing at the archery
>>144187458routine* damn it I could compete in the special olympics
Why is a man with arms and legs in the same category?
That Korean table tennis shirt looks cool.
HOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKING HELL that blind ukrainian swimmer has a smoking hot guide is she his sister or his wife?
0 0 0 medals, why are our cripples a bunch of lazy cunts? It’s a disgrace!
GET IN BAYLEY
so are you completely fucked if you get assigned a side lane in swimming?
>>144187535It's because the fastest qualifiers are assigned in the middle, so the outer lanes get the shitters who make up the numbers
Not such a good day for GB, have we won anything but bronze?
TRANNY TRANNY SPOTTED IN t&f ITS AN INDIAN TRANNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAALL THE POOJEETS SEETHING AT KHELIF ALONG ELON ONLY TO HAVE A TRANSEXUAL COMPETE IN PARALYMPICS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the spirit of Temujin is MOST displeased
lol this swimming>brit chink brit chink chink
>>144187603She was doing so well in round 1 only to choke every other shot.
>>144187563Got through to the quarters in wheelchair tennis doubles. Silver in the 1500m women's wheelchair race too
Congrats to Italian nose lady.
>>144187620Got through the quarters that should say. Hewitt & reid
>>144181430Imagine caring this much about bantering a country that doesn’t even think you.I wish you nothing but happiness bongbro and I’m glad you’re countey is doing well. Sounds like you need the pick me up. Don’t be a stranger now!
World record for Russia in the swimming
I'm just wondering, what do the winners say to the loser after the match?nice match? but then what if the other lost badly? thank you? good going? was close?
>>144187658gg ez
saaaars how do you explain this? i thought based elon-friend and antiwoke champion nahasarasaredaredimdima modi was a protector of western values and an asset in the current culture wars ian miles ching chong said so too, why is he congratulating a tranny who runs against women?
>>144187701>>>/pol/
>>144187713she just won a bronze this is in context
my money's on wu on this archery final
love the little head snap wu yang does before drawing
in this day and age, the archery targets are basically target.jpg printed out and pasted onto a little bit of wood or somethingif it works it works, i'm just surprised that it's not all Star Trek: like how they register touches in the fencing
>>144184845They honestly think that if they convey enough confidence at having won a contested point that is potentially too close to definitively call either way that it might somehow mindfuck/influence the referee into giving them the point.I agree it’s stupid and gay and it rarely works anyway. I never got why people did it.t. Former fencer
>>144187757Electronic sensors always make Olympic sports worse even if they're usually honest.
dude completely seized up the last 100m and equaled his own wr
american shouting: I TOLD YOU IM THE BEST while beating runners obviously more affected by their condition than him why are burgerbrains always like this
>>144187757The electronic technology for fencing is actually pretty simple. It’s basically just a light that indicates the presence of a completed circuit.
wu yangbros...it's not looking good
someone needs to tell the asians that if you make your face white your grill looks extra-yellow
wu chungyangchads we did it
>>144187851Thats just the style these dayst. fashion expert
Wu Chunyanbros, we're back.
>Blackwell imitating Noah Lyles after his wincheeky
For me, it's Jong Young A.
>>144187873i hope he dies of asthma or cardiac arrythmia whichever condition currently enables him to dope along with all these regens he is responsible for
soulful band + singing at the archeryCan we theoretically get armless recurve archers or is it too hard?
>>144187945BELLA CIAO CIAO>armless recurve archersYes, I'm not sure if they are any in this Paralympics to watch for.
Why do I get the feeling that China is cheating in both of the Summer Olympics and now the Summer Paralympics this year? Why is no one doing an investigation into these so-called athletes?
>>144187945i imagine shooting an arc by leaning back would be a fucking nightmare, all kinds of angles to judge simultaneously
armless legless midget brit swimmer let's go
>>144187970They pay under the table.
not fair ours didn't have any arms or legs
>>144188030Skill issue.
>>144188030idea: a little outboard motor
>>144188030why did she leave them at home haha
I'm a simple man, and I want jousting at the able-bodied Olympics, and wheelchair jousting at the Paralympics.
I HAVE A NEW SPORT IDEA ANON....
>>144188030Mental that she's only in the 3rd worst class of disability
French anons do they not call it medley in French? '4 strokes' or something
>Bhutanese royalty in archery medal ceremony
>>1441880774 swims aka 4 types of swimming
>>144188063is this cat disabled?
WORLD RECORD Russia
>>144188158ERM ACTUALLY IT'S NEUTRAL PARALYMPIC ATHLETES
sex with rocha machado!
>>144188149O______O!!!!THIS WHOLE TIME YOU WERE DESUCATANON??????
>>144188158That was nuts. Thought Portal was gonna run with it.
would you carry her home on your back?
>>144188181i stole his cat
>>144188196Medley is never over till it's over because one could be bad at a specific swim
someone post the webm of hatz from tokyo
>>144188219I CAN'T BLAME YOU ANON
we need a new thread we are dying
GB beating Aus in the wheelchair basketball QF rn
thoughts?
marissa papaconstantinou hatz or carrey?
>>144188275I can’t even understand what this says but i am nevertheless outraged by it
>>144188275I hate Sebastian Coe!
>>144188275What's this from? And when did Jonnie (assuming Peacock) call Seb Coe out on this?
>>144188315>https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/sep/03/crowds-paralympics-paris-games-para-sport
>>144188275Based, fuck Coe.
>>144188333>Ade Adepitan>not so adept after all
New>>144188350>>144188350
>>144188333we paid this fraud thousands of euros for a staged tour of athens where he found everything perfect and accessible even though pavements and ramps are practically non existent
>>144188393>thousands>not millionsThats where you fucked upBribery is expensive these days
>>144188412but thats why our government paid him hide all the ugly things about athens
>>144174963Why
>>144188181Although I preferred Suigintou (she's voiced by Rie Tanaka: who also voices Ara~ Ara~ Lisa in Genshin Impact and Himeko in Honkai Star Rail), Desu is welcome
