Schedule:https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/paralympic-games/scheduleStreams:VPN UK + https://www.youtube.com/@Channel4SportVPN France + https://www.france.tv/sport/handisport/jeux-paralympiques/Old:>>144174951
USA
>>144188380hell yeah brother
thank you Finland, I knew you could do it
Lads, we've been stuck on 29 golds forever, the US are catching up.
>>144188387>>144188380You're suddenly up to 3rd now
>>144188421We’re always 3rd at the paras for some reason.It’s our comfy place. Don’t expect it to fluctuate much.
>>144188387>>144188421>>144188410TICK TOCK NIGELTICK
>>144188434BUT I EXPECT ANON!
>>144188453We usually finish above the USA, at least since London
>>144188403she can finally smile
playing Jump at the wheelchair basketball seems in poor taste lol
the spanish have cuban mercenaries even in the paralymbics why are they like this ?
>>144188528I can see clearly now at the blind football
[engine revving noise]
>shotput with dyskinetic palsyhow the fuck do you not kill someone/yourself
Severe CP shot put has 3 algerians in it
Those not-really-blind categories shouldn't exist, they just pollute an already overloaded programm. Just make one full blind category with black masks like in goalball it's not that hard to implement. Any reason why the comitee keep them ?
>>144188656Cycling just has one "B" category like that for them all
>>144188656they'd need a billion guides for that, and it would take forever since they can only have 4-5 runners at a time
100m runner fell over right before the line
nooooooo!
did that venezuelan just Triple H her quad? looked fucking nasty
>>144188683So you tell me t&f board directors are satisfied with that mess, nice.
The yanks are increasing their golds, this cannot be allowed to happen.
>>144188755Well the difference is in cycling they ride a tandem bike with a sighted pilot, so they just put all the blind and part-sighted people in a helmet with a black visor
>>144188724>>144188745in the replays you could see her start to grimace and slow down about halfway through the race but she pushed herself to collapse at the finish line. I didn't see if she got a DNF though, she did technically cross the line.
Brapzillian long jumper bloke had a big brapper
Women's 100m butterfly S10 final on now and we have two swimmers in it.
>>144188720>it would take forever since they can only have 4-5 runners at a timeInstead of more races for several blindness categories ? Also don't these non-blind only run the 100m on the full track, the other distances having 4 runners too ?
>>144188812Thanks lad
>>144188812butterfly is such a meme stroke
>>144188841I hated it when I was young, it's hard.
>>144188863I can see justifications for backstroke and breaststroke, but not butterfly
1 2 BITCHES
GOLD AND SILVER FOR GB
30 golds at last.
GOLD MOMENTSILVER MOMENT
GOLD FOR GREAT BRITAINSILVER FOR GREAT BRITAIN
G O L DOLDS I L V E RILVER
THE BIG 3 0
This whole thing is rated irrelevant clownshow unless we get a medal, those are the rules.
>>144188889>Quebronze
>>144188919Even Finland has a medal, Norway have multiple. You have a chance in the table tennis I think
>>144188919tilted by binland actually getting a medal?
>>144188919Sweden have no medals yet?
>>144188919The impairments will continue until results improve.
>>144188919>behind finland in the medal table
>no last leg tonight
>>144188919this webm belongs to sweden from now on
>>144188943>>144188951Apparently we treat our crippled like shit, probably just hoping they die in their homes so no one have to feel uncomfortable looking at them
>>144188977YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE THE COMEDY TONIGHT ANON!
>>144188992I thought you were a socialist friendly paradise?
>>144188992>sveden, of intersectionality and inclusivity everyone
I'm watching cécifoot and the stands are packed. I swear you could add "foot" to any sport name and all the tards around would attend no matter what.>kayak>meh>kayakfoot>FUCKYEAHHH
>>144188977Considering they were fellating the troon last night, good
>>144189018We have a greater income inequality than the US, us being socialist is a wierd US democrat talking point.
>>144188992>don't care about disableds>don't feed friend's kids>If He Dies He Dies approach to the coofthe fuck is wrong with sweden man
>>144188992>Sweden>Yes
>100m low IQ category:/
>>144189101We hate life and all it’s defects
>>144189049Watching irl? Is it full of French norf fc blokes going for a laugh?
Brazil Vs Thailand in the boccia is kino as fuckLassie for the Brazilians has been pretty perfect so far, and young guy for the Thais has played pretty decent
>>144189193the brapzillian boccia girls are something else, highly unexpected
>>144189146The All Blacks
Kek that french 400m runner went backwards on the home straight
gotta love intellectual disabilities categories it took them 3 hours to get to start the race
Winner of that 400m had a massive dong, could see it all when he lay down
>>144188762Our entire national ethos is doing things we’re supposedly not allowed to do.
>>144189049It's only packed because it's in front of the Tour Eiffel.
>>144189248>ColombianExplains it
>>144189146poor guy from mauritius had his back turned to the starting blocks and they had to turn him around manually
>>144189279based
>>144189175Nah watching from my couch.
that was a fuckin clutch shot with 10secs left
What should I be watching lads?
>>144189324Dw just seen we're in the men's 1500m T54 in 2 mins
youtube seems fucked for me today. taking ages to load the streams
Fugg I missed our swimming golds
>>144189388Golds? We had 1 right?
that chinese lady is running with her son
>>144189416confucian af
>>144189400Sorry. Got confused yes it was a gold silver 1-2
>>144189429oh ok its not her son just a random zoomer she just looks old because of her condition
>>144189324Athletics. 1500m any time now I believe
Wow nice golazo
GOLD GOLD GOLD DING DONG DING DONG
CAM ON NATHAN
>>144189484!!!!!!
>>144189499another greek won a bronze in shot put he is 70 years old wtf
They race very close to each other
>>144189522There was a crash on another race earlier today
Burgerbros...
>>144189515HE IS ACTUALLY SENDING CONDOLENCES TO FRIENDS AND TRAINERS WHO PASSED AWAY INSTEAD OF THANKING PEOPLE
Fucking hell he was miles ahead
>race begins>my internet shits itself and stream won't loadFfs
>>144189550You can't tell me that guy isn't doped to hell and back. Even for a wheelchair racer, he's built like Senator Armstrong
>>144189550yeah its stupid its practically velodrome who ever has the strategic last spring wins
>>144189454norvegian pingpong guy playing with a fucking octagon
>>144189567Isn't that just track racing in general? All the laps before just tire you out for the final sprint.
they should just have their own tracks on rails like a scalextric
>>144189575Based and futurism pilled
>>144189575they're getting pretty popular lately, apparently the sweet spot's bigger than on the round ones
>>144189575There was a Danish player at the regular Olympics with a similar bat. Don't know if it has an advantage over the curved ones, probably personal preference.
Who's the Scottish boccia commentator? Is he a ex player?
>>144189615I think it's Peter McGuire, the brother of Stephen who won gold (and was a player himself)
>>144189575It’s the Swedish bat, Truls pioneered it.
>>144189628Thanks mate
perfect banter betewwn the t47 100 m ladies
>>144189661Yeah, that was cute.
Correct me if I'm wrong but neo zed ladies have all been super cute and humble while australian "ladies" have all been gross arrogant whoresJust an observation
>>144189018Swedes love eugenics, they were sterilizing the poor/handicapped/racially inferior people when everybody else had stopped.They'd probably still do it if they weren't so focused on good PR
Wheelchair fencing starting soon, our match won't be on for a while.
>>144189661>>144189682wha hapen i missed it
tf when in order for someone in greece to be able to join the police force or the marines equivalent you have to jump 1.05 m, the indian guy jumps 1.90 on one leg but he wouldn't make the cut due to his disability
Azerbaijan has a kino anthem
Azerbaijan's anthem goes hard
>>144189734they just ching chinged their medals as if they were glasses
>>144189748Yeah, it sounds like the theme song for an evil empire. Real Chad of it to be a long one too. >>144189734They clinked their medals like wine glasses and were bantering and laughing.
Speaking of kino anthems, Bangladesh's goes hard too.
>>144189690is this a... lidl known fact?
FRAAAAAAAAAA
>>144189763Based fellow woman hater>>144189796BOOOOOOO
Octagon boy won yay :)Should have played with an hexagon though, we're in France after all.
Kobzar sexo
its the half and half girls
There must be a way to make wheelchair fencing more interesting, so they can move around to a limited degree rather than be stationary.
>>144189833they should be fighting in a circle a ring of shorts
>>144189805ALLEZ USTARITZ
More like Ustashitz
how are >wedoing here?
>>144189833Attach the chairs onto a straight track so they can move forwards and backwards.I don't know how they'd be able to attack and move, but I'm sure they could figure it out.
her ass is way to big is this a result of hemiplegia? shouldnt one ass cheeck be bigger than the other?
Is there any practical reason why the PG are done after the OG and not before?I feel like doing them before would have a few advantages, mainly they'd benefit from the rising olympic hype instead of being an afterthought, it'd help test out all kinds of protocols, security and infrastructure for the main event. They'd get overall better weather in outdoor events as well, at least in the northern hemisphere.There's probably some good reasons for the way it's done that I'm missing but I can't think of any.
>one legged jumpers>but also some guy with a blade legCan americans stop cheating for one second?
>>144189996Thanks for the Statue of Liberty, bozo. NO REFUNDS
cheating chinease bastard fucking cheating in fencing
>5'11" vs 6'0"No, seriously, props to the American for winning with this height difference.
>>144190206MESSI MESSI MESII MESSI MESSI MESSI
That bell was a wonderful idea
>>144189973I don't know mate I've always thought the same
>intellectual impairment men's shot putwould
>>144190247*gets distracted and starts trying to eat it*
>>144188393Was this in 2004?
>>144189833put them on wires and fly around making passes at each other like a wushu movie
>>144188637How much does one of these bad boys cost, then?
>>144190314>crouching amputee, hidden wheelchair
>>144189973Would it clash with divegrass?
Actually this wheelchair fencing may be a bit shit because it's sabre and you can just smack people. With foil and epee you stab don't you? They might actually be able to fence in that case.
there it is, took a while thanks to a protest hoping for two more tomorrow, should be at least one
>>144189236Webms??
>>144190406>piispanen>pisses in a pan
>>144190406Congrats
>channel 4 doing a midget comedy skit
France currently getting rolled in Wheelchair Basketball by the US.
>>144189973Pretty sure it's because the IOC wants all the spotlight and they don't feel like going second.>>144190393How ? You'd just switch the OG and PG.
>>144190428rather bishoppiispa = bishop in english, and -nen is a typical suffix in finnish surnames
>>144190414im not a hackerman
>>144190345Some of the athletes have evidently paid an arm and a leg for one.
>>144190462What's the Paralympic coverage like on Finnish TV?
Waluigi won a gold in the fencing
Surprising number of greeks and algerians at the shot put
I hate that fucking na na na na song, it's awful.
>>144190406I hope he gets a hero's welcome, when he returns back home. When's the last time you got an Olympic or Paralympic medal?
>>144190442SNAILS!
>>144190555vom
>>144190555Mental that Greggs in France do snails
>>144190564There a Gregg's in France?!
>>144190406based toni
we finally have a gold now
>>144190475That fucking bullshit, Carlos.
>>144190498on TV it's not great, I think they only show like ~8h of action daily, but covering events of our athletes stilltheir website has a stream running from morning to night which is nice, focuses on a few sports a day but also shows some highlights from elsewherecommentators are pretty good and knowledgeable, especially in certain sports>>144190546unless winter olympics count it was Tokyo paralympics, the same lad won gold in 200m and silver in 100m, also had two more silvers from wheelchair 100m and one bronze from javelin
Incredibly grim that betting ads now are all about how you can stop your gambling addiction from becoming out of control
>>144190602Everything is fine. Stop noticing things
>>144190443>76 - 45>crowd is stillw aving flags and chearing>23h on a tuesdaybased if I may say so myself
Nicholas Bennett got those Cillian Murphy cheekbones.
>>144190602Advertising gambling should be fucking banned
>>144190660i'm not usually one for banning things but i would ban it altogthera complete cancer on society
>>144190673>>144190660It was fine when people had to make the effort to go down the betting shop, but with phones and the internet it's out of control
>>144190629>82-47>canada is nextC'EST FINI
>>144190726I don't know shit about basket but that looks like a branlée as we say.
>>144190726I presume by next you mean tomorrow
>>144190771Yeah tomorrow is semis, right?
>>144190776
>>144190715we used to have slot machines everywhere, stores, hospitals, cruise ships, cafe's you name it, there would be many of themafter corona they seem to have pretty much disappeared though
WE'RE IN THE WHEELCHAIR FENCING LADS
>>144190794Wait what, how the fuck does the men's bball tournament work then? What's with those qualifier matches if the quarterfinals were done today?
>>144190715I fully think life was better when it was more difficult. There have been some improvements, like putting all the Paralympics on YouTube rather than having to just watch the 10pm round-up on one of only four TV channels, but anything that could be done before was better when you had to go outside to do it.
>>144190826I didn't see, were they men's or women's QF? There are not multiple classifications for basketball are there happening?
>>144190805This is impossible to follow
>>144190839>>144190826>>144190794They make the losing QFs play off for 5th-8th
>>144190847I think they need a stab or a slash, idk what the red and green things mean.
>>144190863no idea but the ref is giving me a boner
>>144190863The red and green lights are the hit detector system going off
>>144190867Yeah same, love legs and tights me
What score do you need to win fencing then?
IT'S OVER
>>144190870elegant blonde french woman with a confident authority, new fetish unlocked.
>Wheelchair choking
MEGA CHOKE
Hang on what there's just one set? Fucking hell he's going to win easily then.
fake and gay sport
60 medals now
Fencing is just fucking shit, awful to watch, nonsense rules, french
The judge just unlocked a mommy fetish for me
>Approximately 25 two-second sword fights>Points are awarded randomly >In the end, we lose somehow
SACRE ARGENT
>>144190952I can't believe it's just one thing and not best of three. Is that what it's like in normal fencing too? Sounds a load of shit up there with the windsurfing final.
>>144190955>0 8JUST
>>144190955>Gilliver gets silliver!
Road cycling tomorrow, starts really early at 7am
>>144190980
>>144190994There are like 15 different time trials across impaired cyclists (C1-5), blind tandems (B), handcycles (H1-2) and tricycles (T1-2)
Wow Ade's mini wheelchair thingy is rapid
>>144189996If u aint cheatin u aint tryin- american proverb
>>144191021Based I didn't know they had tandems in the road race and tricycles
This might be the worst sport for "Run boy run" to play
SHOW US YOUR MONSTER MUNCH HAND SARAH
>>144190345Dunno but i’d give my left arm to own one i tell ya that much
I want to play boules/bowls/petanque/whatever but don't have anyone to play it with
>>144191076All my friends are just drinking buddies. I bought a frisbee probably close to ten years ago and I’ve never used it because my friends refuse to do anything with me that isn’t drinking. Life is so grim sometimes.
>>144191039Yeah there are a whole pile of classificationsRegular bikes>Women's C5 Individual Time Trial>Women's C4 Individual Time Trial>Women's C1-3 Individual Time Trial>Men's C5 Individual Time Trial>Men's C4 Individual Time Trial>Men's C3 Individual Time Trial>Men's C2 Individual Time Trial>Men's C1 Individual Time TrialHandcycles (people without use of legs)>Women's H4-5 Individual Time Trial>Women's H1-3 Individual Time Trial>Men's H5 Individual Time Trial>Men's H4 Individual Time Trial>Men's H3 Individual Time Trial>Men's H2 Individual Time Trial>Men's H1 Individual Time TrialTricycles (people with balance problems)>Men's T1-2 Individual Time Trial>Women's T1-2 Individual Time TrialBlind Tandems>Men's B Individual Time Trial>Women's B Individual Time Trial7 women's events12 men's eventsSo 19 total actually
>>144191111That's strangely even grimmer than not having friends.
>>144191111CheckedI would play with you if i could reasonably make the drive to sheffield or wolverhampton or whereever the fuck you aret. former varsity ultimate frisbee
>>144191115Based, I'll be watching from 9am
>>144190345I think it was these they were on about the other day, they said it was like £25k or something.
>>144191076Same. Boomers here play Bocce but I'm not a boomer.
>>144191139Boomers here play bowls but it'd be me a 31 year with a load of 70 year olds.
>>14419114934 here. You too know that feel. Too old for this, not young enough for that.
>>144191111I love a bit of frisbee. Also checked.
>>144191137It goes on from 7am to about 3pm tomorrow with time trials.Then Thursday has handcycle road races>Women's H1-4>Mens and Women's H5>Men's H1-2>Men's H3>Men's H4Friday has high classification C with B>Men's and Women's B>Men's and Women's C4-5Saturday has the low classification C and T, plus some mixed handcycle relay thing>Men's and women's T1-2>Men's and women's C1-3>Mixed H1-5 team relay
I liked wheelchair fencing.
>>144191186>relay on bikes???
>>144191204I think foil and epee will be better, foil especially as you can only hit the torso.
>>144191205I assume like the triathlon relay in the olympics, one goes then another etc
>>144191149Bowls can be fun.
>>144191268Fucking kino.
>>144191268Kino. It's always good in the commonwealth games and you get like 72 years old in there playing it
>>144191268That's crazy.
>china on track for 100 goldsWumao bros we're winning
>14 goldsWe're doing pretty good :)
>>144191400Post-post-Rio boost?
who's the hottest cripple girl so far?
>>144191222I think in wheelchair fencing they can't hit the legs whatever the blade, torso only.
The US archer was in the french tv show tonight, not only he has no arms but he was an orphan, they showed pictures of him as a kid when he was still eating only using his mouth in an institution. His foster parents probably saved him from a sinister life.
>powerlift >cycling>more recurve archery I hope I have enough energy to wake up on time to attend classes and catch some Paralympic powerlifting while in the bus.
Morning niggers. Sarah storey currently in 2nd in the C5 time trial
SHES IN GOLD POSITION
>>144196748Genuinely thought she'd retired.
Gold for the GOAT of Paracycling
>>144196805>9th gamesWhat a hero
>>144196781I assumed she would have done I didn't even bother googling it but someone in an earlier thread said she was focusing on road cycling
>>144196868Apparently she's just doing it so her children can have some memories of her competing. In which case it's pretty based that she's won gold. Imagine being so far ahead of your competition that you can just do it on a jolly and still win
>>144189049How I feel about cécifoot
whats the kino para event? regular olympics has/had marathon/ded march
>>144196994There are marathons here too, including wheelchair marathon
>>144196994Kino levels are higher than normal olympics overall. Blind triathlon, swimming medley relay where everyone has a different disability and is good at a different stroke. There's lots to like. Some Mexican athletes in finals and events today you should check out!
>>144197035I know that our para athletes tend to deliver unlike our regular guys, will watch if claro sports is streaming the events
>>144197050If you can get a UK VPN every event is on YouTube(GB had a lot of chokers in the olympics and so far the para athletes have massively delivered, it's been great)
>>144188940>be named "win it">finish last
Regular handcycling sounds awful but handcycling when you're classification H1 and only half your arm muscles work must be fucking hell
Why've they put these time trials in the arse end of nowhere instead of central Paris?
>Storey wins gold>complains the course was too easyBased
Tricycles are out.Shame we don't have anyone in the tricycle or handcycle classes for GB
>people with CP and involuntary movements riding tricyclesImpressive desu but seems dangerous
One of our dwarves got caught doping kekAnd of course, it was a powerlifter
>>144197287kek really
>another Kiwi commentator
>>144196948Excellente lecture anon.
>>144197148Because para cycling isn't important enough :(
>>144197279That's why they're on a tricycle
>>144197366They also have someone following them for safety
>>144197148Any road cycling event is a bitch to organize because it blocks public roads and entire neighborhoods. One or two days is acceptable but four days in a row has financial consequences on the localities, and contrary to something like Tour de France para cycligng doesn't bring any economic benefit.
Vick Hope on C4 is fit as fuck
A bit disapointed by the rifle event, they're real firearms but they are super silent. The pistols were much louder.
they've got this event all wrong....you're supposed to toss the midget, not make the midged do the tossing....
Chinese archer just got a 1
>>144197511CHINA NUMBA ONE
