INTERNATIONAL BREAK sub-edition>Saturday 31st AugustArsenal 1-1 BrightonNottingham Forest 1-1 WolvesLeicester City 1-2 Aston VillaIpswich Town 1-1 FulhamBrentford 3-1 SouthamptonEverton 2-3 AFC BournemouthWest Ham 1-3 Man City>Sunday 1st SeptemberChelsea 1-1 Crystal PalaceNewcastle 2-1 Tottenham HotspurManchester United 0-3 Liverpool
they had a chance to sack him in the summer and they blew it
can he be contained?
Man Utd (1.52) 0-3 (1.50) Liverpool
WELL WELL WELL
hooting that liverpoo appear to have got the first bald dutch non-fraud
>beat Man City in a final>lose 3nil to Niggerpool at home What causes this phenomenon
Ooooh Daaaaavee
>>144150688Ten Hag isn't a (competitive) league manager
Terrible time to be homeless in Manchester
>>144150688Ten Hag is pretty good in knockout competitions. He's just an utter shitter when it comes to the league.
pound for pound he is clearly the worst coach in the premier league, to a point where no one else comes close really. this Ineos rubbish is the most hyped project on the internet and all the results we can see are complete crap. he's now being embarrassed by fellow Dutch coaches so the cultural barrier excuse is invalid
in the battle of the bald dutch frauds, round 1 goes to slotto
I am forgotten
Joshua Zirkzee (1.08) 0-2 (0.31) Luis Diaz
>>144150756>Ten Hag is pretty good in knockout competitions.>Copenhagen & Galatasaray
>>144150738>>144150756Should just manage a national team. Wouldn't run his team into the infirmary and would get more prestige than winning some Mickey mouse farmers league
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1f6j9xr/post_match_thread_man_utd_0_3_liverpool/?sort=confidence
>>144150764>pound for pound he is clearly the worst coach in the premier league, to a point where no one else comes close reallyRussell "Muh Possession" Martin.
>>144150792How was his first goal like 0.2 xG? He had a free header into an empty net
>7 goals in 3 games>salah 3 goals, 3 assists
>>144150829He also beat Man City and Liverpool
>>144150864do not question the xG gods
>>144150829You have now reminded me that Manchester United came dead last in their group and set the English record for most goals conceded in a Champions League run
>>144150862Southampton got promoted ahead of Leeds who had a much better and more expensive squad. They will most likely get relegated but the coach is not as much of a problem as Ten Hag.
>>144150864probably because of the potential for a collision in the box, was an awkward angle and Szoboszlai was on top of Diaz. But yeah Diaz didn't have to bear a defender or keeper was just about finding the empty net
>>144150982>They will most likely get relegated but the coach is not as much of a problem as Ten Hag.Oh he is.
Slot is pure wank he just makes them play the same way Klopp did. Give him 5 years when all the systembabbies have gone and you'll see he's a fraud like ten hag
Weeks of United fans smugly proclaiming they were back and would win the leagueSame thing every season, spend a load of money, "it's our year la", then the football begins
>>144151054>Slot is pure wank he just makes them play the same way Klopp didHe is genuinely the epitome of "do nothing".
>>144150829Oh manure utterly shit the bed in Europe that year. Funny thing is I watched that Bayern match and they were awful too, they made fidget spinner look good. Just manure were awfuler. I dunno, maybe I can't be objective since I'd kill for my club to win something. No way he isn't getting sacked in the morning in either case.
>he just makes them play the same way as the most exciting team in the history of english footballheaven forfend!
>>144151054They don't play the same, it is a lot more posession and risk based.If you unironically watch them every week and think "hurr it's the same because pressing" then you're unironically low iq and filtered
Why didn't United park the bus? It worked for them the last 3 times against Liverpool
United should just play 4-2-3-1 "go out and have fun lads" Ole ball for the rest of the season he came 2nd with it so it works
>Manchester United are the only team in the Premier League this weekend not to score.
xG only gets like 20% of the final scores right, it's a meme because the formula generalizes all playstyles (and the game is 11v11, so even harder to properly give a number) and type of players. It's like giving a number on how likely a random person will commit a crime in a given situation, completely ignoring their education, financial prospects and if he's a nigger or not. Anyone that cares about xG is a retard that failed his probability class in university.
>>144151108Arrogance, United fans and media were weirdly confident going into this game despite Liverpool being a comfortably better team for at least 5 years
been invited to nandos for the first time by some depressed yanited fans looking to eat their feelings away. do i get a butterfly chicken + peri chips, or a double chicken pitta/burger + spicy rice?
>>144151104Ole proved football philosophy doesn't exist.
>>144151054They don't even play the same wtf? Slot is trying to be a discount Pep posession ball
>>144151114>5 years>zero progress
>>144151157Cant progress when the only team better than you is financially doping
>>144151123it's not a meme you just don't understand what it's forit's just a stat that tells you about the game shotsit's descriptive not predictive
Negative GD bros we are so back
>>144151098Klopp did not play "exciting" football scousemong.
TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS
>chelsea>spurs>arsenalthe absolute state of london teams. could honestly throw man u in with them too considering that half the fucking fanbase lives there
Zirkzee looks worse than Hojlund somehow. De Ligt so out of his depth he got hooked as a starting centre back.
>>144151243You're not wrong Dave. I mean, after the 4th, 5th, 6th goal, things just get boring.
>3 games in and 606 are already regretting having Manchester United in their top 4 pick
>>144150862Martin is actually the best coach in the league, the game just hasn't caught up yet.
>>144151311They've been literally the exact same as last season and are incredibly lucky to have 3 points
>>144151294Not sure. Zirkzee was constantly in the right position but just fucked the finish every time.
>>144150688They beat a hungover Man City who clearly didn’t give a fuck
>>144151294Zirkzee is just Hojlund but less hench
>>144151304I'm not Dave, I've never been to Manchester (or London for that matter) in my life. Klopp played ugly brainless NFLball, and I was relieved the moment he left. City play nice football through the middle. Liverpool under Klopp never did.
>manu
>>144151294Hojlund spent over a thousand minutes playing before he scored for Manchester United and even that proved to be a brief purple patch.Zirkzee at least is in position
>>144151363I know Dave, it was so boring. I mean the 5-0, the 4-0, the 7-0? So dull. Played out even.
>>144151363Alright Dave. Good luck with the rain tonight. Don't attack the McDonald's staff
It's not been the same since Pastor Fred went
Dave status?
>>144151445Denial stage
>It's actually controversial in /epl/ to state that Klopp played awful physical shite where his midfielders were practically superfluousRighto then.
>>144151472calm down Dave
>>144151335Crazy how complacent they are. Pure arrogance to not address any of the flaws from last season
Casemiro went home at half time
So... where was Mount? I'm not memeing about him being anonymous, he wasn't part of the lineup. What happened?
>>144151616It's so over>>144151680>where was Mount?You'll never guess ;)
>>144151616CASHemiro
Keane absolutely mogging Neville when it comes to analysis.Neville desperate to just put it down to individual errors, but Keane pointing out the fundamental weaknesses in Ten Hag's system
I like slot as much as I dislike ten hag, good result
>>144151058>We won the transfer window bruv
>>144151616thank you john murtough
Ten Fraud's excuse is basically that his squad isn't fit enough from the Euros/Copa AmericaSeriously
>>144151721I just checked and apparently he's injured again. I don't know whether to laugh or feel pity
i remember listening to slot's first press conference, it was so obvious he's a better manager than ten hag
>>144151825They are in a process, he, they just need a few more billions, he, clear, he
>Anonymount "injured" just in time for the international breakNow that's some Deja Vu
>Dave scuttling away for at least a few days>other manure customers spouting shite for weeks will be goneGood times
>>144150597Letting him keep the job over the summer must rank as the biggest error in years.
>>144151825City and Liverpool were both there too lmao
>>144151958the worst part is that they were talking to other managers and still decided to keep him
Manc boom bust cycle in full flow
Can't wait for that 0-0 aiming bus park at Anfield
>>144151141Double-Breast wrap, hot level sauce, peri-peri chips and garlic bread
Ten Hag ball is truly big brained
hard to say what's wrong with man u atmit's like they aren't bad but they're badif you get me
Erik ten Hag: “It’s not like I’m Harry Potter. That is what you have to acknowledge.”
>>144152319That's funny because he's definitely the manager who lived
>>144152308it seems to be just be a young talented team with little direction and few leaders
>>144152319more of a voldemort man surely
>>144152319I dunno the way he managed to make £650m disappear was a great magic trick
>>144152319Harry Potter was actually decent at sports
SOUTHGATE IN
Dave has really embarrassed himself today
>>144152467>today
>>144152389>plotarmoured into becoming chief ballgrabber>killed cedric to win sports daynah i dont believe it
>>144152495meant for >>144152408
>Spurs will be on 4 points after 4 matchesIs Big Ange in danger?
>14th position>-3 goal difference
>>144152495>>144152530In the actual sport he successfully caught the golden snitch every game he finished. Potter's main liability was that he was either a sick note or banned. When he actually played (except that one time he passed out) he delivered
>>144152319Speaks for itself
>>144152563He is yeah Not that the fans give a fuck
>>144152650>top right
>>144152650City won the treble during those two years. Erik Ten Lies didn't even win 3 let alone 3 in one year
When will they make the call?
>>144152707Neville says they'll give him until Christmas
>>144152707>>144152737That article is from 2019
>>144152707How many managers has United had since Fergie left? It's not the managers, it's the players and the whole setup at United. Burn it all down.
I would feel sorry for ten hag but from what I understand some of the worst transfers were basically all his
What will happen with United?
>>144152601Those are the facts
>>144152754Neville said today during the commentary that INOES would support Ten Hag until Christmas before they start asking the tough questions
>>144152563I cannot imagine Spurs losing to Arsenal for their 4th game. I know they lost last season at home but Arsenal were on great form and even then they almost self imploded and this season they have not been the most convincing. Even including the Brighton game where they wasted like 5 chances in the first 15 minutes of the game and even wasted 3 good chances when they were down to 10 in the second half.
>>144152814He did a dodgy deal with his agent over Antony too and got him millions
>>144152840delaying the inevitable
>>144152795It's 11 years ago mate, they've had fewer managers than most and all of them got too long
Current top 4 will be top 4 end of season.
I wonder is the little Utd fag who said Ten Hags team has been the 2nd best performers over the last 2 years in here?
>>144152849That was the worst one but most of the pre Ineos transfers have the same agent as Ten Hag. After Antony's £85m the next most expensive is Hojlund's £70m
im sorry but the league is so boringwe know how this all endsgroundhog day ffs
Are bongs alergic to comfy evening games?
>>144152932>Are bongs alergic to comfyYes>Are brings alergic to evening gamesNo
>>144152927I care more about who gets top 4 and who wins the domestic cups desu.City doesn't even feel like part of the league, so boring.
>>144152467Serves the racist shit right
>>144152467There's never a day he doesn't.
So... we're in the third season now, what actually is Ten Hag's football?
>670 minutes in the Premier League>17 shots>7 goalsJhon Duran is starting to look like he could be an elite striker
>>144153022>Empty midfield>Long balls to Rashford>Hope Bruno scores a worldieThat's about it
>Northern Ireland and Newcastle United left-back Jamal Lewis is set for a shock move to Brazilian giants Sao Paulo.lol what the fuck
>Harry Kane scored his first Bundesliga goal of the season in the win over Freiburg.>The England captain, who scored 36 times in Germany's top-flight last season, sent goalkeeper Florian Muller the wrong way from the penalty spot in the 38th minute after Christian Gunter handled inside the penalty area.(P)
>>144153102Not ben watching Poopenleaguen. Are his legs still gone like at the euros?
>>144153102Always takes him until September to get going
>>144153022Injuryball
I think I've finally solved Ten Hag. He's a counter attacking manager larping as a possession based manager. This is why he performs well in cup games but not league. He is good but he doesn't play to his strengths, he wants to be like Pep.
>>144152605a broom (best broom in the world mind you) is not an athlete
He thinks it was a close game
>>144153206What about the jockey?
sick of it
>>144153199Pretty accurate tbf
>>144153271whatever nike designer signed off on the vertical swoosh should be tried at the hague
>>144153271why does mo hate mancs so much?
>>144153247animal abuse isn't a sport
>>144153292They keep sniffing his bins
>>144153271the celebration made me laugh cuz I know he wanted to show the abs but without getting a yellow, so he did the wee shirt flutter lol
>>144153292Something something homelessSomething something racists
>>144153328if i had abs like his i dont think i'd ever wear a shirt desu
>>144153306What about dodgeball?
>>144153271Steroid belly.
>>144153292>why does mo hate london customers so much?FTFY
>>144153292It's a deep seeded cultural thing
>>144153477>deep seeded
>>144153511It's a moors rape joke
>>144153540alright
>>144153563It's not actually I completely made that up as a reach. Egyptians aren't even moors. I just lied on the internet because I dae the opportunity
>>144153022and best performers in the league since he came in according to Utd fans and Ten Hag himself
>Game 3>lose 0-3>Negative 3 goal difference Spooky
Realistically, United only need 4 players to have a PROPER solid squad. >LB to replace Shaw>defensive midfielder to replace Casemiro and give depth to Ugarte>attacking midfielder for depth with Mainoo>senior striker
>>144153634Is it Ten Hag's third season?
>>144153636>pure shite>they only need 3 players >2 are back upskek
>>144153596get it together man
>>144153636They also need >A new Goalkeeper>An actual leader to be captain>A new manager
>>144153636Yeah but what players are available in those positions who would improve the squad. Aged 25 or younger.
>>144153672>scouse reading comprehension Don't you have a poor kid seeing his first game to stampede.
>>144153668HOLY SHIT IT IS
>>144153680dont forget a new stadiumnew training ground
>>144153710But the starters are complete shite. Getting shite back up for shite starters is only going to make them proper shite
>>144150597
>>144153742At least they got the new owners checked off the list
>>144153685Not saying they can get these but they're good options >alphonso davies (contract ends this season)>de jong (Barcelona want him gone)>amrabat (united his dream club, don't know why)>Watkins (seems like he's waiting for that big money move)
>>144153710I read it just fine, a back up for Ugarte and a back up for Mainoo
>>144153784gotta start somewhere i suppose
>>144153812I know 3 is the highest you can count buy I said 4
Remind me how many players they brought in?
>spuds
>>144153874fair 2 startere and 2 back ups and Utd are sorted
what did gaz mean by this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725217326755546.webm
>>144153883Well they needed 22 players when Ten Hag started so...
>>144153902TBF they needed 22 players when Ineos took over too
>>144153883I don't remember how many but it was supremely competent I was told, they won the transfer window
>>144153894
>>144153952What on earth is that pepe?
shitizen is as annoying as the united spammer is i'm sorry
>Chelsea have extended the contract of striker Nicolas Jackson by two years until 2033. The Blues now have the Senegal forward tied to the club for nine years to reflect their confidence in the £32m signing from Villarreal last summer.
>>144153929Starting to think they might need 22 new players now...
Dave has reached the bargaining stage then
>>144153929the jews are still in charge. they are doing to united what they do to countries. slowly bleed them dry and leave them a shell of what they were.jim is just a shabbas goy
>>144153999Is Jackson a retard? Unless he's got a 'my wage goes up 10% every year and my wage goes up if I score X amount of goals per season and after I've scored Y amount of goals in total for the club' then this is insanity.
>>144151902This consistency needs to be investigated
>>144151902>>144154079He got injured a few days ago so he missed this match as well. Before he would get injured AFTER the match. I mean the guy wasn't called up anyway.
>>144154071>6m a year guaranteed for 9 years>if you perform great you'll get a big pay rise like Penmerwhy wouldnt he sign?
>>144153964Olympic pepe
>22/23 sneak into top 4>23/24 midtable shittersIf 10Hag finishes this season, where do they end up?
>>144154126Because if you sign for 9 years and you do a Palmer and go>Boss, I want more moneyThey can go>No, you're on a 9 year contractYou don't understand what Chelsea is doing. They're purposefully locking these people on long contracts with 'reasonable' wages specifically so they don't end up with a Sterling situation. Not only is their 'value' protected but you're not going to struggle a guy performing like, say, Palmer if they're on £150k per week tops. It's all about locking them down for a long period to protect their value (a 9 year contract length Jackson is essentially £60m added to his value in their logic) while also making sure they don't get silly wages and can't be shifted. So if he does perform they can, as I said, just tell him to get bent and if he goes>Fine, I'll just leaveThen they'll get the value in his sale.
>>144153785De Jong would kill himself if he was forced out of Barcelona
>>144151141butterfly chicken cooked extra hot, mash potato and macho peas. Douse in Vusa Sauce. Won't tell you again
>>144152650He actually has to be mentally retarded to come out with shit like this
>>144152319Did he mean to say Graham?
>>144154232>They can go>>No, you're on a 9 year contractwhich they immediately did not do with Palmer and gave him a new contract
>>144151190Brighton are financially doping?
>>144153242Hate this fat retard with a passion
>>144154323Are you saying that if Jackson bangs in 30 goals this season they're going to be like>Sure, here is a 9 year contract at £130k per week (which is double his current wage)No, they don't want that because they become harder to move. Locking him for 9 years on £65k per week means their finances are better and if he throws a fit by wanting more money they go>Well you're on a 9 year contract, you signed it, that is guaranteed money so don't complainOr they can go>Well if you want to leave you can but we won't accept less than XAnd the X is inflated due to contract length x wage.
give him the money lads
>>144154323right and while palmer is performing, how do you know the guy who does a palmer isn't going to turn into a sterling when you're paying them £300k per week for 5 years? chelsea WANT to keep their wages low.
>>144154403>Are you saying that if Jackson bangs in 30 goals this season they're going to be like>>Sure, here is a 9 year contract at £130k per week (which is double his current wage)that is literally exactly what they did with Palmer
>>144152319even Harry Potter couldn't spend £80m on Antony and turn him into a decent player
>>144153178Yep
courtney up ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BeAdjpByPE
>>144154436I don't know what you want me to say, you can't do that with everybody because then you end up in the situation they don't want which is loads of players on high wages that you can't shift. The long contracts is done on purpose specifically to prevent this. You cannot legally go 'I want more' when you got 4 years left. You can ask, no obligation to give. If every player who has one good season ends up on double their wages you end up with a situation where... I've already said it and I'm repeating myself. I don't know if you're being retarded on purpose nor do I understand why you're fixating on Palmer when the club has 40 players which you cannot do it for. If you doubled the annual payroll of wages for Chelsea you'd be paying £400m per year.
>>144154584>You cannot legally go 'I want more' when you got 4 years left.there is nothing illegal about asking for a bigger contract you fucking cretin
>>144154630guy just HATES binsniffers
>>144154554Fuck off you pathetic cunt
>>144154783they dont sniff em, just dip em
How does he do it
Make sure to keep your bins safe if you're in Manchester. Rumour has it that a fat homeless person is going around setting them on fire and sniffing the fumes.
>>144154826he's not a serious pundit and hasn't been for a long timeespecially when it comes to liverpoolhe exists to generate engagement and that's it
>>144154837Wish I was Casemiro
>>144154826He has financial investment in it
>>144154826i dont watch as much carragher/neville as you guys do since they don't do our games obviously but i watch a lot of sky stuff on youtube, neville always seems to be more and more delusional/biased about united. carragher seems much less biased about liverpool but maybe that's just from what i've watched
>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>144154935competent.jpg
>>144154920The problem with neville is he basically always has a couple scapegoats at united to blame, and he believes everything else is delusionally great Seeing him waxing on about how great Mainoo is on the ball today, only for literally 5 seconds later him to get dispossessed which resulted in a goal was hilarious Neville had to really stretch and squirm post match today because he had to somehow suggest it was the backroom staffs fault that united were shit and now they should be good
Homeless man wanted in connection to arson after multiple Manchester Mcdonald's bins are set alight
>>144154999Disregard that, I suck cocks
>>144154999I think this is the first time I've ever seen Casemiro's first name.
>>144155006i saw a clip on twitter of carragher asking him during the match if he still thought united's midfield was better and he just ignored the question, was pretty funny>>144155033this guy looks familiar, definitely from a full kit wanker thread. but i thought the original was a liverpool fan for some reason, maybe it's a different fat fuck
>>144155033>>144155107wait no, that was easy to find ("fat full kit wanker" in google)this is the same guy isn't it, look at the face
>>144155137Think the legs are more obvious
>>144152079Sides are debateable but I do love a hot double breast wrap with pineapple. Usually go for the macho peas and mixed grains and feta before they got rid of it
Ten Hag having until Christmas is great for /mug/New guy or even caretaker comes in, season is a write off so no work happens, then next season comes along and the project starts againNeed more players, a few more windows, need more time, need to get into Europe before the good players will come - then before you know it another 3 seasons have gone by and they're still bouncing around 6th place
>>144153292Trueborn scouser in his heart
>>144155033Terrible how the academies just chuck these boys on the scrapheap.
>>144154826>in midfield>the one place where Manchester United is completely nonexistent
>I had a good summer, I had a long time to work on myself and think positively because, as you know, this is my last year at the club.it's over
Pretty pissed off about the Chelsea result but it could always be worse. Man u really are the gift that keeps on giving.
Further quotes from Ten Bald:>"For three players it was their first start of the season. Manuel Ugarte did not play one minute - he needs to build his fitness. Then we have to build him into the team. I am sure he will contribute to our team. It will take a couple of weeks, maybe even a month. That is the same for a lot of players.">Ten Hag included striker Joshua Zirkzee in that. The Netherlands forward had a strange game, mixing a lot of aimless passes with getting United’s best chances, one of which he put wide, the other brilliantly saved by Liverpool goalkeeper Alisson Becker.>Matthijs de Ligt did not look completely comfortable at the back alongside Lisandro Martinez, while England midfielder Kobbie Mainoo was exposed too often by Ryan Gravenberch, who excelled in the central positions for the visitors.>Ten Hag became embroiled in an argument with a journalist in his post-match media conference.>The former Ajax coach said he had a "different vision" to the one put forward around his side making the same mistakes for two years, "otherwise we wouldn't win trophies and beat bigger opponents".>"I don’t want to talk about positives today," he said. "This defeat hurts for us and our fans. It is the third game of the season. I have had to explain this so many times. We have to build a new team. We will be fine but it is clear we have to improve. At the end of the season I am quite confident we will have a big chance to lift another trophy."This is just embarrassing to read.
>14 day breakgive me strength
Who out of the current top 4 have the toughest schedule through September?
>>144155500Excuses, excuses, excuses
>>144151141Sunset burger is the one.
>>144155651Arsenal for sureThey all have CL games too
>>144155500>three years in>we have to build a new teambut Dave told me last night they were the 2nd best performers since ten Hag came in
>>144155685Not ALL of them
>>144155569There's always the EFL.>first match upOH GOD NO
I used to trust the Robinson-VD-Random CB-Trent defence but they are a fucking shit show these days
>>144155800They haven't conceded in 3 games
Getting that MBE ruined Rashford
>>144154554>>144154799please be nicer bros
>>144155857>Arsenal
>>144155820Blind luck and good goalkeeping, they make my blood pressure spike every time they are challenged
>>144155569they should just have a ladder where you play 8 games in total leading up to a tournament and if you're in the top whatever when the tournament comes around you qualify. plus play the games in 2 groups of 4 once a year
>>144155800for me, it's venereal disease
>>144155987
>>144155857>ZirkzeeExactly. Why game raise against absolute shitters
>>144156054they were just unlucky. they were marginally better than Liverpoop. on balance, of course
>>144156054Zirkzee just shot straight at Allison every time.
Liverpool = pozzed
>>144156054Xerxes needs to be taught the art of shooting at places other than directly into the goal where the keeper always is
I should have used this as the OP image.
>>144156054they had a pretty elite plan, it's just that individual errors messed them up. once Ugarte comes in for Casemiro, they'll start dominating games
>>144156293they just need to buy a proper striker on Haaland's level for £100m, then they will be elite
No goddamn loyalty from Ajax
>>144156370money is no option. Man Utd should spend whatever is necessary. then they will be truly elite
>>144156450>thinking I care what this pozzed mulatto thinks
>>144156243I genuinely have no idea what customers are watching if they think 1 PSG flop will turn them into an eltie team
>>144155500>It will take a couple of weeks,
>>144156370Gyokeres
>>144156460I believe you
This is true btw. They've changed the players over the course of 3 seasons and it's still the same stale football
>>144156500only the best is good enough for Man Utd>>144156509it's not just Ugarte, it's the COMBINATION of Ugarte and Mainoo. together, they will be an unstoppable force
>>144155779fucking grim
>>144156571>Don't think anyone is saying it would make them elite>>144156575>together, they will be an unstoppable forceKEK that didn't take long
>>144156571funny because Casemiro being 'aging' wasn't the issue, it was because he was slow/bad at making a decision, something age is supposed to improve
>>144156565They had plenty of goal threat though (xG was same as liverpool), zirkzees just bottled every single chance he got.
>Mainpoo too tired
>>144156667you get better/quicker at making decisions as you understand the game better, yes
Xerxes is actually really good, he just didn't want to get to close to pozzed VD because of the AIDS. that's why he fucked up all those numerous times
>>144156637>just bottledThey've scored 2 goals in 3 matches. They're sitting at a very familiar negative GD. They >just bottle more than they make any kind of threat
>>144156683Yes. That's what Ten Hag said too. His squad is unrested and unfit due to the Euros & Copa America. I shit you not
>>144156786>They're sitting at a very familiar negative GD.I forgot about that. It's -3 now. Fuck, will they get above 0 all season or will it be the same as last season? They're such a boring, frustrating side. Even Spurs and Newcastle can score goals.
>>144156637>They had plenty of goal threat though (xG was same as liverpool), zirkzees just bottled every single chance he got.>>144156729>Ten Hagight be the unluckiest manager in the league.I don't know if you 2 are trolling, or actual retarded nerds who got into footy via Football manager and masterbate over stats, but if you unironically watched that match today and thought United were "unlucky" then you are completely clueless about football
lol why does everyone pretend ten haag is the problem?man u are just a mediocre team of playersyou relly fink pep would make them champions? no way kek
Will Dyson do the decent thing and mercy kill Ten Hag
Just throwing this out there, if Manchester United didn't >bottle their chances they would have tied 3-3. However is Liverpool also didn't >bottle their chances the match would be 3-6.Woulda, shoulda, coulda and all that
>>144156936Ah so you're taking the Gary Neville brainlet route then. The system is fine, just a silly mistake nothing you can do lol
>>144156973So it still would have been -3 goal difference
>>144156956u fink?
>>144157019Third one came from sleepy boy double agent Mainpossessionloss
>>144157019casemiro wasnt even on the pitch for the 3rd one
>>144157019Casemiro has been at United for a while, why didn't he job last season if he's a crook?
>>144156992they don't want him
>>144157019>just imagine Team A scored all the chances bro>no don't do that for the other team, I'm saying just imagine broOkay this is just sad
>United didn't really lose
>>144157062>a while
>>144156962Who the fuck comes in?
>>144157124soufgate :)
>>144156995Yes. The >bottle factor really doesn't do anything. Especially since this isn't the only match they've >bottled>>144157019That would still just be a draw lmao
>>144157124Rafa Benitez
>>144157124Southgate is unironically available and does not suffer losses of more than one goal
Why won't David Beckham manage Man Utd?
>>144157202>does not suffer losses of more than one goalApart from getting twatted 4-0 at home by Hungary.
>>144157213>move back to shitty homelesschester The weather obviously
People still falling for the Sky propaganda of United being a "temporarily embarrassed elite team".Notice the language used like "bottled" or "unlucky", it wouldn't be used if a team like Brentford lost 3-0 today.The reality is United have been shit for years and are shit now. They didn't bottle anything, they're just a mediocre team who got beaten by a better team and will many more times this season
>>144157241Alright I did forget about that. But I have to say it's a hell of a lot rarer than Ten Hag's concessions
>>144157246Compared to Miami a true white man would make that trade
>>144157259>People still falling for the Sky propaganda of United being a "temporarily embarrassed elite team".The media have to keep the United brand going despite all the evidence to the contrary. They are the Emperor's New Clothes of the Premier League.
I'm glad Mainoo stepped up to give Liverpool that third goal after Casemiro had to depart. Really goes to show the "individual mistake" tactics that Ten Hag has drilled into his players
Man Utd died with him
>>144157019This rattled the rat eaters
Can someone tell ten hag the carabao Cup never mattered and the FA cup hasn't mattered in three decades
>>144157309>trade good weather for shitty northern weather>trade Latinos for Pakis>trade homeless fiends for homeless binsniffersHonestly both seem like bad ideas now that I think about it but Miami still edges it with the weather
United spend loads of money why don't they just buy good players with it
>>144157459Because they can barely afford to overspend on shit players. Can you imagine how fucked they'd be if they overspent on good players
>>144157459FFP won't allow them to buy all the players they need at the same time so they buy a few players each window and by the time they've got one lot of players they previous ones a washed and old.They might genuinely have to break FFP to be a title team again.
>>144157430FA Cup is the best cup competition in league football. Even my foreign friends at uni like it.
>>144157525Or they could just not have the highest wage bill in the league. That could help
>>144157443There was an S Club 7 series based in Miami and it sucked, S Club 7 Manchester would have been based
Mainoo has started 27 leagues games, he's won 11
>>144157563Nah its shit and gets gimped every season. Soon we wont even have it
>>144157575Several teams have a higher wage bill than Man United this season.
>>144157606He young and sleepy bruv
>>144157607Cope. FA Cup is 2nd most important trophy in England.
>>144157575They need to over pay in order to attract the players to begin with so that's a no go
>>144157678This has changed with INEOS
Pardon my non-/epl/ post but Mbappe has finally scored in La Liga.
You know Casemiro was genuinely shit today because Ten Hag actually took him off at half time and threw him under the bus after the game. Usually he bullshits to protect the players.
>>144157606Just another overhyped urban English talent. Says a lot about the state of united at the moment that he starts every week, he wouldn't get in a matchday squad for any of the big 3
>>144157664>cope >with the cup being butchered by cuts every season>cope with the fact that it's clearly being phased outSounds like you're just in denial. I'm sorry, it used to be good I know, but it's been shit for years
>>144157742>Usually he bullshits to protect the playersLol no. He scapegoats players all the time. Are you high? His go too is to pick one player and only mention their mistakes in order to cover for the rest of the team
>>144157781What are you waffling about. He openly criticised Shearer last week for making a comment about Rashford being offside. At least try before you bait.
>>144157706I'll believe it when I see it. I've heard "we don't put players on high wage bills over 200k pw anymore" for several seasons in a row only for that to then happen
>>144157850Literally no player signed this summer is on over 150K
>>144157826Oh so you're pretending to be a goldfish then. Okay. Yeah the last two seasons just didn't happen then.Lmao retard his scapegoating is a meme and you know it
>>144157459They could put 1m into their training academy and 1m into a drive to find the best lads at 12-14 across Europe.The worst that's do is pay for itself 5 times over if one develops into a half decent player. Best case is they get a whole new crop of talent and a decent team.They've got the blueprint as Mainoo is their only good player that actually wants to play for them.
>>144157826>He openly criticised Shearer last week
>>144157950Not one example supporting your argument.
>>144157874Like I said I'll believe it when i see it. One window is a good start but it's only a start and we've heard "we don't do that anymore" for years now
Off the top of my head I remember him trying to blame Garnacho for conceding to Bournemouth twice. That was bullshit.
>>144158013They've got a 40M budget for January so we will see.
>>144158011>Ronaldo>De Gea>Maguire>McTominay >Sancho>Rashford>Martial>Hannibal >AWB>Varane >Casimero >Garnacho >Shaw Those are just the players I remember him shitting on. I'm surprised I can't remember him shitting on Antony or Onana but whatever. This denial is a strange cope goldfish. Maybe try crying less
>>144158160Never blamed them for a loss. >b-but I said soNice try.
>>144158187Concession accepted lmao
I can still see Yahnited mounting a serious serious title challenge this season. Ugarte is literally the missing piece of the puzzle. My manager Seven Hag is cooking something big, just you fucking watch, chuds.
>>144158221Concession accepted.
Based Ten Hag throwing the game to give Slot a false sense of confidence
>>144158299lol
>>144151902KEKCALLED IT WEEKS AGOhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142868432/#142880931
>>144158299>>144158326Just 2 frogs having a laugh
>>144158335>called the fucking obvious Whoa... I'm calling City winning the league then
https://youtu.be/W9ZZ8FxOdLI>Have you seen the xG tho?Poonited fans are the gift that keeps on giving
>>144158374Shut up bro I'm just having funLiterally the last time I talked about Anonymount was him pulling the exact same shit. Its funny how brazen his scam is
>>144158411Lol that's several of the top comments
UNIRONICALLY unlucky mate
Was Mainpoo too sleepy for the Euros? Is that why England scored immediately every time he was taken off?
>>144158361
>>144158501Good thing I read the filename before commenting
>>144158501Scouse and Mancs are inbred so that's pretty accurate
>>144158474Casemiro must pay for this
>>144158501>16HOL UP
>>14415854816 is legal in Britain
>>144158474>Onana
>>144158501Thought she was married to a black fella?
>>144158501rich people are weird
>negative goal difference achievedeverything is right with the world again
Every Man United player on 150K+ per week
>>144158572the daughter comes from pic relatedshe lucked out on the gene situation
>>144158474essentially all of united's chances came after they were already 3-0 down
>>144158632>casemiro 350k>rashford 300k>anonymount 250k>sancho 250k>antony 200k>maguire 190ktoo funny. i'll give bruno a pass
>>144158632Why is the captain on less money than Mickey Mount?
>>144158647Fucking hell that must have been awful sex
>>144158632another big clearout next summer
>>144158675hey if heidi klum found him attractive there's hope for all of us yet
>>144158632Casemiro, Eriksen, and Maguire are all leaving next summer. I pray that Rashford leaves too, he's been out of form for 2 years.
>>144158501I swear rich people are incestuous as fuck. I remember seeing another celebrity who was REALLY close with her son. He was recording her videos for OnlyFans.
>>144158632>Sancho 250kI remember it clearly that when De Gea's 375k left Sancho was reported to be the be next highest paid player at 350k and that Casemiro/Varane were at 325k. I remember the >Premier paid talent memes because obviously Sancho wasn't playing well enough to justify the 350k
>>144158632Stupid wage structure. Nobody should earn more than the captain.
>>144158746pic related's 13 year old son does her onlyfans
>>144158580Bouncy
>>144158759Sancho had a massive play cut because of the lack of UCL and his inactivity.
>>144158647>sex with briatorefucking grim
>>144158783Adriana has OF? Bet she looks rough now
>>144158708Yeah you have to be attracted to someone to fuck them...
>>144158580Imagine getting tit and arse mogged by your daughter.
Aren't any of you guys bored of the PL? City have already won it, 3 fucking games in. They prob will go unbeaten. I wouldn't be surprised if they do 114pts.
>>144158812yeah, she went anti-vaxx/trump and got blacklisted from hollywood (her claim) so she's probably broke as shit
>>144158861Let's have a look then.
>>144158851Seething arsewog detected
>>144158842i believe in love :)
>>144158632>250k is all it took for Anonymount to stop giving a shit >300k is what it took for Rashford to stop giving a shitCrazy what a pay rise can do to a player's psyche
>>144158875Racist
>>144158565ACHTUALLY even if incest was legal in UK (it isn't, not even homosexual incest which is often legal) then it would still be a crime. Imagine if she was step-mother and step-daughter, it's still a crime because AoC is 16 - UNLESS - you're in a 'position of authority' in which case it's 18. So if you're a football coach (to keep it /sp/ related) and you're training 16 year olds and one shows you her sports thong and giggles and you go and tap that, it's a crime. If you're a step-dad/mum, they have to be 18. If you're a teacher etc etc.So, no, that isn't legal. Also it isn't legal to take pornographic pictures of U18's (what is defined as pornographic is 'for sole intent of sexual arousal'). Originally until 2003 you could take pics of 16 year old's tits and bums, but not pussy. That got banned.
>>144158746Never forget Paul Scholes sucking his daughter's toes
Starting to worry a bit about Newcastle.
>>144158929i had forgotten that, i don't appreciate you making me remember italso you are sort of wrong, it wasn't sucking toes, it was much worse he was cutting her toenails with his teeth
>>144158885I mean if we're being honest Anonymount stopped giving a shit after the CL trophy. The 250k was just a nice bonus
>>144158632>Antony>200kGod he was such a scam
>>144158731kek
>>144158940Why?
>>144158994LMAO
>>144158929Heard your parents dont love you if they dont suck your toes as an adult
>>144158990that wage isn't even THAT bad for a club as rich as united but £80m or whatever they spent is unforgivable
>>144158961Crazy what a little bit of success can do to a player's psyche then
>>144158851They'll get fucked by the 115
>>144159041The £86 million for him is indeed the worst part but remember Ten Hag himself was spouting "no more players on wages above 200k" bullshit only to put him on exactly 200k. Also the most important part, they share the same Agent
>>144158994Two doner spinners for legs.
>>144158580>>144158501
>>144159100yeah it's criminal. not actually criminal but you know what i mean.i can understand taking a punt for like 30-40m on a former player of yours who did well but the 80m+...
>>144159107That's actually fucking crazy. How the fuck do you get legs that bad?
>>144159132Pretty sure this is a crime lad.A sex crime too.
>>144158875can i ask why you seethe so much about a mid table side that you spam this thread in thread out for fucking years? nothing in t hat post has anything to do with arsenal, in fact, it seems more like a city fan trying to concern troll.
>>144159147I'm actually medical so it's more than obesity, probably chronic oedema and potentially some cellulitis. All due to him being a fat cunt.
>>144159210maybe old 10 hag got some kickbacks from ajax
>>144159152Here it is, yeah. Not in Japan. Incest is legal if it's consensual.
>>144158994Something weirdly feminine about this fella
>>144159274Because to her she's not being mogged, she's showing off her girlfriend
>>144159285Yea I'd guess ftm
>>144159360Yes.
>ETH actually tried to pedal the Xg excuseNever a good sign when a manager is talking about xG
>>144159517Never a good side when they're a bald fraid either.
>>144159545And look where he went
>>144159569why.jpg
>>144159517Managers should NEVER go full xGIf a manager mentions xG then its blood in the water
https://x.com/balltalk67/status/1830353486493417542?s=19>United customers seething at Liverpool squad as they leave"You're not welcome here!" Kek
i don't think erik ten hag is a good football manager
>>144159649lmao is that a scottish boo?
>Phil Foden is unlikely to join up with the England squad for their upcoming Nations League games because of illness, says Pep Guardiola England's Brave Phil Foden
>>144159684>The defence was good to be fairIt was not, it was so open it was insane. Salah even directly said this post-match. A good defence simply doesn't ship 3 goals at home
>>144159797Get away with it each time too Though in Foden's case I think it's fine if he does this for every England call-up for the future of his career
>>144159684The defence was not good, the fullbacks went way too high and the CBs kept losing runners
Day 29836 of waiting for the Sheff United takeover to complete
warra win dat wuz den redz
>>144159569My cock looks like that
>>144159904>Lower leagueThis is /epl/, if you want to discuss non league please make an /efl/ thread
>>144160004I'll talk about blades where the fuck I want pal
>>144153411Cum breath
The fucking Glazers fucked us again Yahnitedsisters. We need another massive protest again soon!!! GLAZERS OUT!
>Man Utd lose 0-3 at home >The defence was good to be fairthis is your brain on GGMU
>>144160063Just be aware you could stop being a morbid spaz any time you want
>>144160063You aren't 4chan staff you sad cunt.
Where is the buddy who laughed at me when I said having Szoboszlai in his proper CAM position would be like a new signing? And then went on to say a midfield trio of him, McAllister and Gravenberch wouldn't work? Learn BALL, buddy.
>>144153411he may well be on roids (I suspect many elite footballers are) but his core does not suggest that.
>>144160182Based*kneels*
>>144160182liverpool clearly outplayed Man Utd in every department today, but I'm not sure that a midfield of Mac allister, gravenberch, szoboszlai is particularly great. don't even think Szoboszlai played that great. Salah and Diaz ran riot today, and Gravenberch box to box physicality was good. man united's midfield is comically shit, bruno a moments player at best, mainoo vastly overrated and doesn't look a prem player today, Casemiro can't believe they didn't dump him in the summer and don't even know who the kid they subbed on was. there will be much tougher tests for Liverpool's midfield.
>>144159904>>144160013>>144160174Sheffield are an absolute disgrace of a club. Completely disgraceful behaviour getting into the Premier League and not even trying. Absolute oxygen theviery. I never want to see such a pathetic waste of space in the Premier League again. May you faggots suffer a generation. You only have yourself to blame for being such spineless embarrassments
>>144160266Sheffield are in the ninth tier mate
>We're the real United>United is getting assfucked and relegated from day one
>>144160286Faggot
Higher effort new thread here: >>144160368
>>144160286>>144160386500 is the bump limit
>>144160676Sorry bro I thought it was 450. Just head over when this one reaches 500.>>144160277>>144160277
>>144160735yeah you said that yesterday too. you're not gonna wind me up cause end of the day it doesnt really matter but thems the rules (which also doesnt matter because nobody actually monitors this board)
>>144159738Foden was seen eating at an Indian the previous day and got a stomach virus, he's on antibiotics.
guess we're back to this thread?
>>144160286>>144160735
>>144160262they wanted to sell casemiro but not even saudis wanted him
>>144150792>mfw just saw thisngl I turned off when 2nd half happened desu, it got too late in my cunt
>>144162399Zirkzee is always in the right position but couldn't finish a dinner
>>144162737i only watched the 1st half where he misplaced every passes also dogshit first touch
>>144162788It's his 1st game so he's likely to improve. His positioning is good. He just has to work on finishing. Hopefully Ruud can help him with this.
>>144162878yeah not a good day at all for himhopefully something will improve when the break is over
Collyer looked alright considering he was thrown in to a massive game where the team was 2 goals down.
>>144162922He reminds me of Haaland because he's always in the right position and somehow manages to seek behind defenders but his dribbling and take on skills are shit.
thats a new cope, zirkzee reminds him of haalandlmao
>>144162934Look at that image. (((They))) want you to believe Liverpool is the good team.
>>144162934>the new promising academy player>but it's another midfielderprefer a new promising attacker desu
ESPN is embarrassing >noooo you can't criticise casemiro he won a ucl with madrid!!!>haha yesssss fuck ten hagBoth commentators were Scottish btw
toonbros we are so BACK
>>144164665ten hag got all the players he wanted, unlike mou, ole, or any other previous managers
>>144164765Frenkie is the key to all of this
if isak goes to city its game over
>>144164665>ESPNnicol? he's an awful pundit
>>144164788surely another 80 million pounds won't be a problem for sir jim
>>144164868They've already got the best striker, they don't need Isak.
either Ten Hag makes it work now or he'll get booted by next seasonit's just that simple
>>144165393bizarre post
One thing Craig Burley pointed out that I agree with was that when Liverpool pushed Casemiro off the ball for the second goal and pushed Mainoo off the ball for the third goal; it was the exact same maneuver targeting the exact same position (Mainoo had switched to Casemiro's role in the second half). That was something Slot had them practice specifically to do to whomever was playing DM at the time. Sure both Casemiro and Mainoo could have done better, but that wasn't an individual error, it was and error they both made and Slot had obviously planned for them to not be prepared for it.
>>144165393he meant Hull City
>>144165968Wouldn't work on a young physical player. Think Ugarte will have succes there. He's a brute and makes big tackles.
Kane to man utd when?
Casemiro just played like he knew he couldn't keep up anymore. There was a part in the game where rashford misplaced a short pass and he just watched it roll to a Liverpool player when he would've won it back 2 years ago. He knows Ugarte is taking the Starting position soon.
>>144166267no he played like a player who got a huge paycheck and doesnt give a shit about united, he's already won everything there is to win why would he care
kana (arima) to man utd when?
>>144166259Can't happen because he has a clause in his contract that Spurs get first refusal if Bayern sell him
>>144166285Just accept that he's old and finished.
>>144166287Mister Harry Kanu
Only 3 posts left until limit. New thread when ready>>144166389>>144166389
palhinha was available during the same window they got casemiro btw
144160368this came earlier so>>144166403you've had your shitty thread deleted, refrain yourself
>>144166408They wanted De Jong
>>144166417Mate wtf are you on about. Literally the 1st thread I've made on this shit site.
>>144166426hopefully your last
>>144166432What brand of autism is this. Why do you care about being thread OP so much...
>>144166446couldn't care less who makes threadsi just don't like you as a person
>>144166448Pipe down you aggressive little pervert
>>144166448Probably because you're fat and I'm not. Understable.
>>144166456nice punctuation matereally well punctuated
>>144166462ThankHow many of your chubby little fingers can you fit up your bum?
>>144166403It's bump limit now lad>>144166389>>144166389
>>144162269Even saudis wouldnt pay his wages. How long is his contract
>>144162788He miss kicked an open goal
