>>144136657
>>144155595We're losing the series to TB
>>144156501Nope, sorry.
wtf is wrong with this lad and why is there no dodgers gamethread??
>>144159796aids
Doyers
doyers
gg anglels :(
Carlynn is so hot her tits are like a quarter of her body
anglels
Femanon here
>>144155595Why are the Mariners such a shit team
>>144159941Pics please
annoyed we lost to dbags so badly... welp gg dbags.
mariners are now closer to the rags than the astros
my astros
gg Sneks
memeiners on suicide watch
gg Snakes (not really)see you tomorrow
GG sneks, we will rape u tomorrow.
>>14415998441% all season
I was at the game. We gat gapedgg sneks
we will win the series tomorrow sneks
BG Sneks, see you tomorrow.
>>144159992With what Bullpen?
>>144160005oof
>>144160019with bats you dum spic,
>>144160019This one *unzips dick*
gg doyers, see you tomorrow
>>144160005any qts get in the pool during the game?
>>144160019most of the bp has had 2 days off now
>>144160033I was in there in my lil bikini!
Holy shit please fuck my ass...gah...
>>144160038>t.
Ngh...
fuck the doyers
>>144160023The same bats that will go 0-30 in October?
where are all the seattle faggots all of a sudden? they got really quiet
Gg D-Backs. Kicked our ass and changed the tone before the last game. Cya tomorrow.
Where did all the females come from?
>>144160072hello qt
>>144160072Holy shit THAT'S CUBSPIE??????
>>144160033A few but most looked like >>144160072 desu
>>144160088It's back to just being M's kid NEETing around since last year sometime. His new lifelong Mariner superfan buddies dusted off somewhere, and we're left with his sad lil echo-y white noise flumpalumps.His obesity disability keeps him grounded thou I'll give him that
>>144160088It's so, so over.
>>144160127were there more Dodgers or Snek fans or was it about 50/50?
Dodkees LOST those games
>>1441600964chan is the new water cooler
>>144160088A spanking by my personal best friends the angles will do that to them
>>144160119>>144160072i was just a lil hungover is all, i din't get my beauty sleep
>>144160130so long as mega goober fucked off I'm alright with them
Femanon here.
femanon here
>>144160027that has to be uncomfortable
femanon here!
ESPN meatriding the braves yet again.
>>144160166I think we're actually -left- with mega goober but he was greatly empowered by his new friends. He just replies to himself a bunch anymore, trying to pump up the volume, but the other speakers left. So it's just mono ya get it m... m.... m.... one little m left humming.He won't spam like that til he has new lifelong friends again.
i thought the cardinals were supposed to be family friendly? and this is part of the broadcast?
>>144160183Yeah they don't call him NASTY Nestor for nothin..
>pulled in the 5thwhen a pitcher ends a game in the first inning by giving up 10 runs, you run that bitch into the ground with a 160 pitch 22 runs ERA destroying complete game. especially since they're sending wrobleski down tomorrow if they haven't already
>>144160140Huge amount of doyer fans but the sneks showed up and the place was rocking during that second inning. Prices were just like LA for concessions unfortunately lol
>always a good day when the astros lose
>>144160220shUT UP
>>144160201hmmm...I see. Ther's also another one that's always angry and seems asocial but I don't count him.
We need the big dawg
We need the big femanon
>>144160220>Having 4 bad days in a rowGrim...
my team lost
>>144160256They get the "excited spam yay!" part of /mlb/ but totally gloss over the "clever cool" kinda thing we have going, our OC and bantz, the "culture" if you will.Yeah excited spam yay! but this place is actually for fun, not a toilet for shitting in. But in Seattle, everywhere is a toilet!
>>144160153>>144159944Angel friends! A good ally indeed, try to wear down Doyer Kun if you can! Need all the help Chadres can get from you!
>>144160153>my personal best friendsCan you introduce me Carrlyn Bathe?
>>144159956watch postgame interviewer friendo :)
I was told this place was a helmet fest. fuck this shit. peace out normies.
START TEH FOOOOOKIN GAME ALREADY
>>144160319Actually though I'm a femanon for real however
whats for dinner lads
>>144160316*introduce me to
>>144160201Why don't we extend a hand to mega goober? Maybe he just wants to be friends with /mlb/ros but doesn't know how...
>>144159977S3 when
>>144160344some kind of Asian
>>144160344Oooooh it's a bona fide Braves buffet! Ya gonna have to unplate those weenies for a lil minute, gotta add that lil somethin' Brave to it!
>>144160317Oh lawd.
>>144160335what's the draw? though I guess it's a little less misogynistic around here more recently.
>>144160360choose
doyers got btfo but at least roberts didn't have to overuse the bullpen today
>>144160359happy tomorrow is not a workday
>>144160344tater salad and ribs
I extend a hand to M's mega goober*extends hand*
>>144160389trying to find the hubby
>>144160356Sir, respectfully, impatience with those who refuse to assimilate is a tried-&-true 4 Channel tradition. FAFO at it's finest, but all we have are words.Perhaps if he were a little more clever, or interesting, and wasn't quite such a mungoloid, we could reach accord. He has chosen an unenlightened path....however. Were he to chance, adapt, bring joy, interest, conversation... ... who knows.
>>144160310I just hope we take at least one.
>>144160406Sana or Momo. I prefer Japanese girls.
>>144160344ohhh baby look at that St Louis cuisine
>ump camvery unneeded
>>144160305I got that and I was trying to ignore it, but it was difficult. I'd rather be genial, but some folks just won't let you be that way.
The mega goober must kneel before /mlb/. The mega goober must prove his allegiance!
>>144160446>ump cam>not just a black screen
>>144160184For you
>>144160436I understand now. But perhaps he isn't beyond saving.>>144160461Mega goober, do what's right. You know you want to.,, you don't want to live a life for the sake of condemnation...
Go Sneks
>barfs/philthiesshant. headed to applebees
is mega goober a femanon?
Bring us mega goober!
>>144160435I had a gay roommate in the early days of the internet that used to larp as a teenaged girl to talk to guys. I was initially shocked and remained disgusted though it's ultimately whatever. I don't believe a lot of shit here but gl either way.
Find the leader of the femanons and you'll find the very (effeminate) hand that puppeteers /mlb/
Mega goober (feminine)
>>144160440that's a cute bra and panties set
>he thinks there are females here
>>144160412exactly. we're playing with house money after winning the first 2 anyway.
>>144160512I'm actually femanon though
>>144160531>he doesn't know
>>144160499is your wife going to drive you home?
tonight, we are ALL femanons
Mega goober bottom right
>if they only knew
cubs femanon here!!!!111!@@
>>144160537I expected a split series going in but winning tomorrow would be great too.
my vagina!!!111!@@
>>144160529agreed
>>144160573Girly bop ate her wheatlies lmaooo mine isn't that big
>>144160581smells like fish
I've never seen a femanon in my life
Corbin FAGGOT
>>144160573I get jealous when I see other girls with larger boobs than me :(
>>144160612>corbin peed carroll
>>144160538I'm willing to believe you but does it really matter? The one thing that actually bothers me are teenagers coming here and spinning their wheels. Those fuckers never stfu.
corbin peed! kek!
just changed my tampon what did i miss?
>>144160406PUKE
>schwarber vs schwellenbachschwarber won this schw-off
>>144160576yeah, it'd be awesome to take it but not a big deal anymore since we didn't give up any ground.
>>144160648incels incelling mlady
>>144160561this is /mlb/
women belong in baseball
>>144160559
>>144160613smaller breasts are more attractive, especially with firm nipples imo
#SheCanPlay
>>144160739
>>144160406All of them, whatever it takes
>>144160436sick the craver on him, I say
We need the craver
holy based
Rooting for the Phillies tonight
>>144160839Based femanon
>>144160835is that the guy who used to pitch for the A's and Berds?
XX is naturalXY is a mutation
Suck em AJ
phillies girl here ama
>>144160858I'm a guy
>>144160880have sex, incel
>>144160880You'd be suprise
Did Dodgers really benched mookie and freeman after being blown out by Dbacks? Talk about loser mentality lol
>all these anons sperging their pants because some women posted on muh 4chinsThis is a baseball thread not Reddit
cubs and cards both scored 14 runs today
is Acuna the biggest what-if in baseball? generational player forever marred by injuries
>>144160912you prefer tis or gtfo posts?
how do mascots poop?
>>144160911
>>144160088you tell me
>>144160947How about tits and stay here?
FAGGOTbacks!!!!!
boys are exhausting...
>>144160912Blame cusbpie, she opened up Pandora's box for this place. Before that they would at most just lurk here.
>>144160986would not complain
>>144160986...that's the point of tits or gtfo
Based Candelita with the bants
my tWINs hit a clutch homer and won a game today>captcha GGJJXVgg jay jays
FAGGOT...(has seizure, has a stroke, arms start spasming while spit drools out of the corners of the mouth)-b-b-bB-BBa-BACKS!!!!@@!
>>144160964At least bask in glory that Vagiants fans are turning on sleepy bomel now lol>https://x.com/4thKingCorner/status/1830386373943054777?t=8CJrT3nFTJ4W8PHcFA0KNw&s=19
>>144160996this is the way it's always been and always will be
>brandon marshdisgusting greasy faggot, hope his house burns down
>>1441610812hu dadspie is female!?
>>144161010>Cubspie>she
Cusbpie, ditch the maid outfit next time and take a pic in your bra and panties instead. At least make it more worthwhile for us.
>>144161116dadpsie has a gf
https://youtu.be/HiivxHAw5oU
>>1441611292hu dadspie is lesbian?
>>144161129doesn't count since the tard isn't getting laid
I actually like the ump cam at the phillies game
>>144161166We cant lose
>>144161166thank you.
>>144161142first time in franchise history. kind of surprised me
>>144161162I had sex with her like Wed. Enough about seggs, it's time to post Nazrin
>another season with mid 80s wins and no playoffs
>>144161227no need to lie about it
>>144161125how about no?
my Braves!
sundy night tendies n beisbol
I need to ask my Japanese friends to try to getting tickets me for the season opener, but they're probably going to sell out instantly.
>>144160088/our/ season ended today anon have some compassion
>>144161255I give you more ilulu, braves fren. Least padraygers can do
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>144159796he's a midget with gigantism
>bryce harper live right now saying how the nfl is gay and college football is where its atwtf I love bryce harper now?
>>144161308based
stFd!!!
>>144160344hey you "cook" like I do
>>144161334I agreed with him until a couple years ago. CFB sucks now. Bunch of mercenaries transferring every year
money mike!
>>144161362don't hate the player, hate the game. football is nothing but a meat grinder.
>>144161253Stop being such a stuck up bitch and throw us a bone.
really not that bad of a pitch actually
>21 hits to the tardinals
>>144161334Idk, NFL just seems spoiled since "Kansas city won lol" with swifties overtaking it.. I'm not excited for nfl, maybe watch it but it's not as good before the whole mahomes jerking. Chargers probably gonna choke and still be a rootless team in soulless LA, even with Harbaugh commanding Herbie.
I am a 49ers and Dodgers fan.
MY BRAVES WILL WIN
>>144161444shut up virgin
>>144161444preach chad
>>144161444im just in it for the foomblecats
>>144161456>le postseason suffering man
>>144160912Are you a femanon?
>>144161479for me, it's foomblecat and reffieposting
>>144160088weird that you’re still seething about seattle when we just got eliminated by a team 25 games under .500 stay mad!
>Jack Flaherty & Mookie Betts on Ohtani’s Historic Year, Play Guess the Hitter | On Base, Ep. 28https://youtu.be/wEoRFOUMOc4
>>144161514Must be nice to suffer in the postseason. My team has played 5 playoff games since I was 3 years old
>>144161444cfb always mogged nfl anyways
>>144161563negative rizz quotient is high in this one
gay man here, go braves
>>144161444OUR honorary Superb Owl champion Chargers
>>144161595>damn Georgia beat South Georgia Technical Institute College by 60 points!
>>144161573why does he have a pillow over his crotch?
AND YOOOOOOOU COULD HAAAAAVE IT AAAALLMY EMPIIIRE IF DIRTI WILL LEEEET YOU DOOOWNI WILL MAKE YOU HURT
atlanta wins
>>144161629>rooting for Chaim Sheckelberg’s team vs rooting for your alma materI enjoy every Georgia victory, even the cupcakes
Superbowl really spoiled my taste with refs handing the game to choofs. Even the celebration walk off felt so awkward and not genuine, even so quiet too of how rigged it was.
The amount of anime ITT is disturbingIll assume its the same l/a/ fag
>>144161735>THEY HECKIM ROGGEEONIED IT!!!!Mahomes derangement syndrome will never not be funny
>>144161573good to hear Jack loves the pressure
>>144161744Anime website panacuck
>call overturned
I think women and men with dumb voices like this espn stream should be forbidden from ever being let near a microphone ever
>>144161744Agreed, we need more anime ITT
>>144161816that's not anime
anime has gone too far
jesus ESPN is going on and on about his speed when it was just because it was a slowly hit ball
>>144161744wtg faggot. even when you're mostly right you have to go fuck things up.
>>144161826Sick fucks
>>144161816>/sp/>sportsIn what language is sports anime?>inb4 newfagIve been here since the 2010 winter olympics and you guys still disgust me
weebs own your board
philly do your fuckin job
>>144161853>theres only 1 poster in this hellhole of a countryat least im a real panamnian and not that venezuelan larping as one
>>144161853>spergs over anime out of nowhere>weebs reply with smug anime faecTale as old as time
weebs are the reason we might have to deal with JP Mandel. You faggots suck.
>>144161863Your brown smelly midgetoid existence disgusts me too panacuck. Anime website anime is on topic on all boards, cope seethe and get running water
>>144161940post your aids test
great at bat casty
>>144161933Sure thing Trenquavious Enjoy your 2D underage girlfriend you sick fuck
Trenquavious got real quiet kek
TrenquaviousCHADS
HIV brownies
trenquavious fucked my bitch
man, what the shizz going on today
>144162042Sure thing TrenquaviousIf you dont post your hand no one will take you seriouslyOh wait, no one even does anywaysAlso why are you watching a brown dominated sport anyways and why do you keep on posting underage anime girls you sick fuck
wow that guy really rustled some jimmies, and all he said was anime is gay
Anime is kino but avatarfagging with some shoujo anime character meant for seven year old girls is cringe and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
>>144160769that wouldnt even clear the infield
never thought I'd say it but I'm team Panama rn
baseball
Fuck Trenquavious
>>144162105>seething too hard to even reply to meOh no no no bro is actually crying typing his post, be careful man the city of cockroaches in your hut might swarm you those tears are probably the only clean water around for miles
>>144162092We had about 30 mins of actual baseball discussion yesterday; this is what the cia refers to as “blowback”
>>144162134doyers won that game
>>144162124The other Panama is a retarded venezuelan anywaysI hate using my flag because its almost like tripfagging but now that I returned from a 3 year hiatus Im kinda forced to
stfd!!!!
Trenquavious is based and epicwinpilled
>144162155I accept your concessionDont care about your (you)s anime attention whoreAlso why didnt you post an image of your anime girlsAlready feeling ashamed I see
>>144162166alright. that explains it. there have been 2 Panama's here-the 'Oid Red Sox one and a chill Jays one. Are you the Yankees one that was warring with the Red Sox one back in the day?
KWAB
>>144161816SEXO
>>144162222what
>>144162222context?
>>144162222big if huge
>>144162222
>>144162207Most probably although it could be another one since if youre not a yankee fan youre a foreigner or an insufferable hipster
>>144162185>dont careWhich is why you typed a reply?
>>144162222eke, no wonder he changed leagues
anime is for pussies
>>144162121post wrist
panama is a such a little fag lmao
I love anime pussies
>>144162299nah, it's you. we got along because we had a common enemy in that other shitbag. welcome back.
It appears I have triggered l/a/ fags to oblivionSee you guys tomorrow at 7 PM
>>144162255>>144162260>>144162266>>144162289homes runs the last 2 weeks of august>>144162304still the best in the NL and he doesn't play in a little league park
>>144162329this is a very weak shop
spencer schwellenbach?!LOCK IN YA FLIPPIN TURDSFUCKIN JOKE
>>144162373>homes runs the last 2 weeks of augustholy fucking kek
>>144155595My pirates ):
>>144162307anime is for chuds (and that's a good thing)
>>144162373>soto and judge combined for 20 home runs in 2 weeksthat's insane, but peaked too early
>>144162321It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144162436fuck my ass
>>144162436fuck her ass
>>144162307say that to my face and not online and see what happens
The only things he triggers are antigen tests.
>it's another "the phillies starter gives up 2 or 3 runs and the bums on offense quit" episode I hate these
My mariners lost again today. :( Say something nice about my mariners.
I see all the anime virgins got upset
>>144162222Soto and Chudge will both combine for zero in the playoffs
>>144162508faggot
>>144162534post bob and vagene
Phillies you fucks why can’t you win??>it’s not your fault but ours for believing in you
>>144162558faggot
freeman here
>>144162558high larry us you're reduced to going to the phillthies with hat in hand
>>144162558it's a 4 game series, Phillies already secured a split
Have you guys ever imagined what a Chinese guy saying “Philadelphia Phillies” would sound like
He's gonna Kooch ya!
>>144162610>the phriladelphria phrillies
>>144162610Whattya like a Chinese guy or somethin’?
if trea wasn't a lazy bum he'd have scored on that
runners on second and third, time for the phillies to blow it
philly philly
T I E IEG A M EAME
ATTABOY CASTY
>>144162694 (You)the absolute state of me
How can one baseball team have so many faggots on it. The Phillies team is the perfect representation of their fans. Don’t think I’ve ever seen another sports team like it
>>144162610It’s Japanese that has no L consonant. Chinese people can say it no problem
>>144162610Kinda random but I live in Philly and sometimes see older Chinese guys wearing Eagles or Phillies hats, and I find that weird. There's no way these guys actually watch the Eagles or Phillies. Are they just finding the hats in the clothing donation bin or while dumpster diving?
all jokes aside schwellenbach is a legit good pitcher
You’re welcome for the motivation Philly
Atlanta gunning for a Marinersian loss
>>144162729The Blue Jays have a lot of faggot-looking players. Bichette especially.
>>144162793faggot
>>144162793This time in 2022 Mets and Braves fans were rooting for the Phillies against each other because they were competing for the division, now they're doing the same thing because they're competing for the third wild card.
>>144162830No shame in my game, this is year one of our rebuild
White Merrifield is such a faggot. The way he jogs makes me want to punch him.
>>144162868When the rebuild is working >luisangel acuna soon come
The only question on my mind is who will the Astros play in the ALCS and what team will they eliminate that the entire country would rather see?
>>144162898shit merrifield
>>144162916The Astros beat Taijuan Walker and the Royals and suddenly their fans think they're not mediocre anymore kek
LETS GO PHIL IES*stomp clap stomp stomp clap* LETS GO PHIL IES*stomp clap stomp stomp clap* LETS GO PHIL IES*stomp clap stomp stomp clap*
>>144162937holy cope
>>144162508Nah fuck your gay ass team
CAM ON PHIGHTINS, SCORE SUM FOOOOKIN RUNS
>>144162916they're going to go up 2-1 in the alds against the yankees before the mlb steps in to tell them to blow it
Femanonnies
great at bats retards >swinging almost directly upwardthat'll surely be good for contact and getting on base
>Rockies, White Sox, and Cards all putting up big numbers against the YankeesJust rrade Judge to the Dodgers already
>>144162805There's enough faggotry to go around the entire league, faggot
Umpiebros… they’re promoting this filth, with an MLB logo, on a nationally televised broadcast.
Kooch is elite!
Hoffman is hanging way too many pitches but the braves haven't caught him yet
my braves
>>144162508I’m a lifelong Mariners fan and will never abandon my team like all the east coasties who change allegiance yearly
wtf when did clemens get back to the phillies?
>>144163240
>>144163271Oh no, memeinerbro, don’t do this to yourself…
Lel the crowd was chanting dui
>>144163297didn't he have a dv incident also?
>>144163297eke!
can players still read the spin of a pitch?
>Like Josef Stalin >Or Gandhi>I’m a cult of personality
Who are (You) going to root for in the playoffs if your team is eliminated from postseason contention anon?
Trea you fucking clown
>>144163349whoever is playing against the doyers, stankees, trashtros, and mests
>>144163349Cubst. Berd Bro
>>144163349mets
>>144163356>ALAnyone but the Jankees>NLFaggotbacks
>>144163349Anyone but the Dodgers
>>144163361ultimate cuckold move
>>144163361Metsies got em seething today
J.T. Why the fuck are you telling Strahm to throw fastballs down the middle
>>144163349the underdog
Doggies we got fucking heemed today but tomorrow is a new day
throw fucking strikes you retard
>memeiners
>get 2 strikes>throw a bunch of balls out of the handI hate this strategy
Uh oh philthies it looks like you may have bitten off more than you can chew.
is walking the bases loaded with one out in the ninth inning of a tie game a winning strategy?
I understand set up pitches but I hate this pitching "strategy" teams employ now
>he doesn’t sing during the 7th inning stretch Why even go to the game??
score runs
>>144163456i would suck on this woman's nipples
>>144163435Because he apparently can't get anything else in the zone
>>144163547KWAB
eke!
>>144162134meme god creating miracles
phew, made that a bit harder than it needed to be
gayves
>>144163631
>>144163617The real question is, does her resting bitch face go away after sucking on her nips for a bit
eke gayves
Strahm is such a weirdo
eke!!!!!!
>bases loaded with walks but still allow 0 runsPlease stop doing this
We're getting Manfred ball, aren't we
and here probably comes 3 terrible at bats trying to hit le dinger
>>144163707Hitting singles is for bitches and cowards, go long or go home.
CASTY YOU FUCKING RETARD HE’S NOT THROWING STRIKES JUST TAKE THE WALK
>>144163607I do all of the silly stadium stuff because my wife loves it and it's fun. I agree though, home or away you're required to sing and point 1-2-3 fingers if you're physically capable. I also think if you didn't eat a hot dog then you didn't go to a baseball game. I don't make the rules.
>>144163735dude swing lmao
>cuckstellanos
I am from Arizona and I love the dbacks no matter, boys
Not today Blood demon
castellanos came up after seeing 4 STRAIGHT BALLS TO HARPER and swung at 3 pitches 24 inches off the plateseriously??????? might have to pick up baseball again. even im not that retarded. can i make a minor league team at 27 years old?
just bunt at that point, tired of no one playing like a team
>>144163748Except the wave, we don't do that shit.
>>144163349The Astros specifically because they piss off the Yankees and it would be funny to see them knock out the Yankees again
>>144163781yes. definitely not too late. go to your local low A ball and talk to a coach
>>144163781this must be your first time seeing him hit, let me tell you what his strategy ishe just swings. doesn't matter where the pitch is, he just swings because statistically he's bound to make contact at some point, and statistically he's bound to get a hit at some point
>>144163707A take as old as time
know what makes me hungry? watching black people eat taco bell
MANFRED GAME, WE GOTTA MANFRED
well gg barfies>>144163830well there were 4, but harper wanted to have a terrible at bat. you could tell it's just the balls were way out of the zone
>>144163781might be worth a shot. most low A teams have bench spots open if youre willing to travel a bit and do your dues. clean a few jock straps, pack some bags, etc …
Phillies making their own fans seethe
>>144163676well i sure hope it doesn't
>bet on Phillies >have to suffer through this excruciating loss don’t gamble kids
>>144163865Phillies and Yankees seem to have this effect
>>144163781Quick reminder, he's literally retarded. Not like haha, he's dumb. No. An actual retard.
Phillies what the fuck are you doing can you just finish Braves to keep the WC door open for my cubbies thank you. Save the chokes for our series.
>>144163781expecting another ball after 4 straight horrible balls? no way dude. youre too high IQ for this sport. go play chess or something.
>>144163865A tale as old as time
>>144163887he may be a retard but he's a based retard too
gayce gayrper
>nobodyliterallynobody.png>Phillies fans in extra innings of a tie game It’s over, gg, we suck, I hate our team, fuck my ass please.
>>144163781if you play a meaningless position like left field or third base, dont get hurt offen, and know to swing as little as possible, you can probably make it to double A in a few years.
>>144163883Yankees fans expect to win the World Series every game
boils my blood when teams don’t even try to bunt the manfred runner over
6 and I win the World Series.
Don't worry guys. Philly will win this then purposely get swept by the Mets so they can get into the playoffs for ultimate playoff kino
2 bunts = AUTOMATIC WINwhy dont teams do this? seriously it is UNSTOPPABLE. instead we will see the phillies play hero swing and act like they need to send the ball 500ft to win when in reality they just need the ball to bounce 10 feet and move a guy over.
Bunt then sac fly. Thats all you need fuckers
>challenge: hit a single or move the runner over twice>mlb: sheeeeeeeeit idk bout dat
Steal third then steal home, it's that easy.
>>144163781go to your local teams tryouts, 27 is YOUNG AF for baseball
What are the steaks?
>>144163919Never said he wasn't. Still laugh about that time he was on national and they asked him if he liked Philly and he answered " yeah, I fuck wit Philly "
>>144163981Trying a squeeze in extras with one out would be exceedingly stupid. Risky ass play
well, at least marsh tried
THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO BUNTWHY WOUKD YOU DO IT A SECOND TIME?
>>144163907Don't worry, the Cubs are making it.
>>144163981Wash?
>I CANT BUNTpathetic
how the fuck aren't you tagging on that?I fucking hate this team
i cant tell if you retards seriously think a 27 year old little leaguer can just walk on to a pro team.
If Philels could bunt this game would be over
>>144164009Rare
>>144164061>a 27 year old little leaguerI have mi brith certificato senor
>>144164058Are you retarded? He’s RISP w. Two outs and RF got an absolute canon. You don’t make the last out at third lmao.
>>144164061ofc they do. these faggots win at vidya all the time.
>>144164095I'd rather try something than just leaving the guy there because you can't move a fucking runner over as a major league player
>>144164086Lost to this
If Marsh could've just bunted the game would be over.
>>144164134
Do either of these teams actually want to win?
>>144164061Baseball is by far the easiest sport. If you have decent hand eye coordination you can be a pro
>>144164131No dude lmao he’s in scoring position with two outs, he runs on contact and scores on most hits… getting to third with two out is not that much of an advantage and he would’ve been out by a mile.
>>144164044I don't think the Mets will fall off quite that badly.
>>144164156the joke here was the $5
>>144164131You just don't understand the subtle nuance of Manfred Ball
>>144164158phillies deserve to lose after that performance in the 10th>>144164172>on most hitsyea, about that...
Our Atlanta Braves
>>144164044>mariners>86 winsfake and gay
>>144164061most people in mlb are like 30-40its possible. other sports you HAVE to be right out of college
Scorebug showing 46% win rpob for Phillies with runner on 3rd and one out lol wtf...
>>144164174The Mets have 7 vs Phillies and 3 vs Braves, which could hurt them.
>>144164227it's manfred ball
>>144164227Schwarb goes deep and it’s over
whats with the whitley sob story he fucking sucked in philly
Come On Phillies! I can’t stand another failed playoff push as a cubs fans.
Schwarber nuke incoming
Imagine how comfy this game would be Pre-Manfred ball of just two teams of retards hitting the ball at each for 20 innings
>>144164209Mariners schedule isn’t tough the rest of the way. They’ll win 85-86
>>144164269I can't stand another fucking inning of manfred ball. Just end this shit now so we can all stop watching this disgusting mockery of baseball.
>>144164269It's not our responsibility to get the Cubs into the playoffs. The Cubs shouldn't have waited until late August to start playing seriously.
>3rd out strike 3 on a checked swingKWAB
>>144164061not in the MLBbut yes if you have average hand eye coordination you can probably make a A ball team. Double A is pushing it, unless youre actually good.
>>144164061That’s probably because what usually passes for jokes on this thread is either elaborately gay larping by NEETS who missed out on the shitty comedy podcast bubble, or autists repeatedly spamming retarded shit to nobody in particular.
>>144164278https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mariners-vs-astros-score-jeremy-pena-breaks-scoreless-tie-in-18th-houston-sweeps-alds/live/
schwarber needs to channel his inner schwarichiro and hit a single
Speedy contact hitter Schwarber is going to win the game
>>144164061there’s one or two guys who actually think they could do it and everyone else is playing along
>>144164300Yep, all we really need.
>>144164315actually can't fault him for that one, he legit tried to make solid contact for a single
>>144164061you guys dont know how desperate some levels of low A ball are.
WOAH SCHWARBER REALLY DELIVERED GUYS HUH?
>>144164278Since teams burn through their bullpen every day, I want to see teams get punished for it. Throw out a position player in the 15th inning you cowards
the architect experiment has failed
trea needs to bunt for a hit
what a goofy sequence
>>144164283It is their responsibility to win a game. It is just a secondary effect of beating the Braves if it helps the cubs.
>>144164326This is true my local rookie ball A team held open tryouts a couple years ago cuz all the 18 year olds they drafted wouldn’t sign for $12k a year. They ended up with a couple 35+ guys with day jobs playing most the season
R I S PISP
>call is confirmed
>runner on 2nd, no out >4 half innings with no runs Grim
>>144164356Cubs aren't relevant here
where is daughter of bakespie to make the new bread?
>>144164326this. my local team (fort myers mighty mussels) have some 40 year olds on the bench because they struggle to fill a roster. you guys ABSOLUTELY can make a professional team if:>you arent obese>you can catch a ball>you can lightly jog
>>144164379yea but how cool would it be if they hit a DINGER?!
>>144164337In a couple years they’ll expand rosters another 2-3 guys with the stipulation those spots have to be used for pitchers
>>144164208Are gay
Oh boy I wonder if Castellanos will wave at 3 pitches off the plate and Atlanta will win in the 12th
NU >>144164423
>barfs
gay braves kek
>>144164044>it took him until September to put the Astros winning the AL WestKWAB
>14-6I didn't know gay lous was a power bottom
