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Why are fans of teams I don't like such faggots?
4 days until free win
Bo-verseer finna break the NFL
He became a "runner", retard. Not a "running back"
>>144160645Is that like the difference between -a and -er?
my bengals
bros I don't feel so good
>>144160795>>144160795Reminder to recycle once this threads over>>144160795>>144160795Since newfags cant follow rules
NewsRicky Pearsall released from hospital one day after shootingMike Zimmer on one motivation for return as Cowboys DC: 'Don't want people thinking I was a lousy coach'(LMAO)Josh Jacobs claims the Chiefs pushed hard to sign him this offseasonSuspect in Pearsall shooting is 17 years oldMark Andrews opens up on "scary" car accident that "puts things in perspective"Bills not seeking to add a kickerBaker Mayfield feels comfortable entering second season in Tampa Bay: 'A place where I could be myself'49ers rookie Pearsall shot during attempted robbery in SF, in stable conditionDalvin Cook ready for whatever role he's asked to take on in 2024Saints hire former general manager Randy MuellerJaguars owner Shad Khan made it clear to team 'winning now is the expectation'Report: Bengals have "intensified efforts" to get Ja'Marr Chase signedRavens bring back QB Tyler HuntleyNFL hands former Saints WR Michael Thomas a 1-game suspension for 2023 incident
>>144160823It'll be ok, trip on btw.
Stop trying to make the Ravens happen. It's not going to happen.
>>144160873Stop trying to make anime ai slop happen. It's not going to happen.
>>144160848Duh thats why I said recycle afterwards.
>>144160823>muh rulesyou will never be a reffie
>>144160888Gonna make me?
>>144160892kwab
>>144160836Based.
>>144160888>Terrible trips of tragedyYour right, it already happened last season
Go Bills.
>black qbs
/nfl/ is a Wolfe general
>>144160888chekd and based
Thirdies need not reply
coach primate
>>144160930
>>144160888Your resistance only makes my penis harder
So you're telling me Shannhan was black this whole time?
>>144160888>>144160999>>144161000
>>144160999>>144161000you sick fucks
>>144160999>>144161000trips confirm
>memed the loins to contender statusWhos the next team that gets the AISloppa bump
checkin this whole threadlets go phins :(
>>144160930CringeRacism is only funny when it's creative, least you could do is fucking try you lazy piece of shit
>>144161075You wrought your own demise? Maybe you should meme yourself nigga
>>144161089>he thinks people exist for his amusementwait until you realize you are me and I am you and you are him and so am I duuuuuuude
>>144161086>JUST
>>144161127bro I'm so high right now go eagles
>>144161102>he thinks I didntFelt generous since the Loins are basically Rams East with all the staff and players and draft picks we gave em.
Sire I am a Cowboys fan and am skilled in the arts of giving oral and receiving anal
>>144161190If Detroit wins an owl with goof the Stafford Goof trade will go down as one of the greatest in history
>>144161234Thus, adding another decadent layer to the magic invocations spun ITT
My Joshie :)
My picks for this week (because no one asked for it)>Ratbirds over Choofs>Packturds over Sheagles>Aints over Pantqueers>Viqueers over Gnats>Bungles over 18-1s>Steelers over Failcoons>Texans over Clots>Razorcakes over Cards>Da Buurs over Tits>Phins over Jasg>Us 12s vs Broncucks>Gayders over Chargers>Soys over Browns>Cummanders over TB>Rasm over Lions>$(ers over Jest
>>144161407When will you people learn
>>144161407>NfCN goes 3-1 but the lions losedoubt.jpg
Eh, I guess I'm gonna follow the Bills and the Bucs this season. I am still refusing to watch any primetime game with the Chiefs.
>>144161453This is like being a boxing fan and refusing to watch Canelo. What's the point?
>>144161446They have the toughest opponent out of the 4I still think they win the division
My picks for this week:ReffiesReffies ReffiesReffiesReffiesReffies ReffiesReffiesReffies ReffiesReffiesReffiesReffiesReffies ReffiesReffies
>>144161491Seen one choofs game seen them all, choofs get stomped for 3 quarters then the refs start throwing BS flags to get muthomo back into the game and win on some other bullshit flags.
>>144161507based refs goin undefeated again
>>144161491Canelo fights are trash. Plus he doesnt get refballed. He just chooses to fight weak opponents. >>144161507Based
Although I don't currently know exactly what happened between Pearsall and the 17 year old, it's worth noting that in the vast majority of cases, you're more likely to survive if you give an armed robber what they want or you try to flee rather than if you try to fight them. Though of course, individual circumstances may vary, and giving them what they want doesn't guarantee that the perpetator won't harm you anyways.None of that is to say that Pearsall would be at fault for getting shot if he chose to fight the suspect instead of giving him what he wanted or trying to flee. This isn't victim blaming. The 17 year old boy is squarely at fault either way. But it is information worth keeping in mind.We should also be cautious with regard to how we speak about the perpetrator. This is a 17 year old from likely underprivileged circumstances. I've been hearing a lot of dog whistles surrounding this incident. Be careful.
>>144161446>>144161498Anyone thats been following the Rams the past few weeks will tell you they are pretty confident Rams are starting 0-1 with all those late moves so close to the season. Letting EJ go for peanuts is one thing, but losing your ST coordinator on top of O-Line injuries and I would be suprised if the Rams came out on top week 1, it just screams dysfunction and panic out here but who knows, maybe Nacua Kupp and Williams ball hard enough to where all that isnt a problem
>>144161561link to the reddit post you copypasta this from?
>>144161561YupThere is a trend with underage black crime in the states (at least where i used to live)Thats why you should always be strapped no matter the ageYou ask questions later and hope you have a good lawyer or live in a state that protects your rights
Jets LB's, or Niners LB's?
>>144161577Link to your mom's OnlyFans?
>>144161570>maybe Nacua Kupp and Williams ball hard enough to where all that isnt a problemas someone who does not follow the rams those are my exact thoughtsPlus no Ram fan would like to jinx his teamPlaying at home is also a plus
>>144161561Let me reply to your reddit with more reddit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDt90EyZnWA&t=18s
>>144161570Puka is a beast but the lions just let him do what he wanted last time and still won becusee they shut everyone else downBe interesting to see if the secondary can actually stop him this time
All my pants smell like cum. Even after I wash them I can still smell the cum in them. I'm going to have to get a higher powered washer. On the other hand, I can't afford one. Go Lion! Go Lion!
>>144161628The way I see it im just being a realist, you see enough seasons to understand there isnt such a thing and being fanatical is only but one phase. The defense is also very young and untested and will be going up against arguably the best O line in football. I have nothing but High hopes for V8 and Kingpin but thats still a tall order for any regular pro. >homeAs much as I hate the memes they are right and it doesnt help that ticket prices are insane enough for many Rams fans to resell and make money. Plus SoFi was Goffs home once too
>>144161705What a strange post
>>144161755Just tell Aaron to come back bro
Jacksonville Jaguars
>>144161767Team Lion! Go Lion!
>>144161792More like Jackshitville Faguars LMFAO
>>144161681I dont think the secondary is any better even with Terrion, realistically they needed to injure Higbee to even stand a chance in the playoffs. its up to the rest of the recievers to help out. Kupp should be alot better this year now that hes fully healthy, and Whittington is someone to watch out for during the season, guy seems like he could be next level
>>144161705Are you sure someone didn't replace your detergent with come. If you have a wail it's possible they filled that up with cum too.
>>144161865Well*
>>144161792Its actually the London Jaguars sweaty
>>144161865It would take a lot of cum to fill a well my dude, must've been 10 or more guys involved int his prank, just cumming in his well
>>144161857Terrion is too slow to be an elite NFL corner
#SwiftiesForTrump
>>144162167Is this a bot post
>>14416217825 yard penalty for questioning a ref
The only thing worse than a shill for a politician is a cowboy fan
>>144162216based
NFCE are a bunch of fake rivals. "Ooo I hate the Cowboys teehee" nobody believes you
>>144162258The NFC are a bunch of fake football teams.
>>144162258But yet they need every primetime game all the time. All while the commentary talks up this "historic match" between two 5-8 teams.
>>144162258>>144162271The NFC East is the sovl of the NFL, you're just homos
>>144162285Nah thats you.
>>144162309you wish I was, because you're a homo
>>144162285Third least sovl division behind only NFCS and AFCS
>>144161857>I dont think the secondary is any better even with Terrion,Why
>>144162271The NFCN alone has more soul than the entire AFC
>>144161969Having 10 guys cum in something all at once isn't unheard of
>>144162325Nah you wish that, cuz you are.
>>144161089Back to r3ddit buddy.
>>144162367She's mocking /nfl/
>>144162279
NFC East SOVL rankingsGiants > Redskins >>> Eagles > Cowboys >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cumhandlers
>>144162328NFL DIVISION SOVL RANKINGS (from most to least)1. NFC East2. AFC North3. NFC North4. AFC East 5. NFC West6. AFC West7. NFC South8. AFC South
>>144162336Well for one every reciever on the Rams sans Atwell is bigger and taller than him and will not hesitate to put Mr 5'11 in the dirt if need be >>144162126And this too
DIVISIONS RANKED BY SOVL: OBJECTIVELY CORRECT EDITIONNFCNAFCWAFCNAFCENFCWNFCEAFCSNFCS
>>144162387
>>144162285The NFC East is only good for having autistic QBs that were capable of beating Tom Brady at the big gameSorry McNabb
>>144162418Objectively awful>>144162431Objectively correct
>>144162431>>144162475>AFC West>soulful
Divisions Ranked by actual SoulAFC in a 4 way tie............mlbnbawnbasocceretc........nfc shit
The rest of Lions secondary is full of mental midgets that needed to play murderball in order to keep up, so honestly aside from Hutch I dont fear the Lions Defense at all. Its the offense and if your O line keeps Goff Upright
>>144162484Bad post
Go Eagles!
>>144162484Good post
What happens when he realizes defenses across the league will want to kill him for talking shit?
>>144162679More like eating shit, out of other men's assholes
>>144162679That nigga's zesty. That nigga's got sugar in his tank.
>>144162679He's 100% gay. Pretty crazy
>>144162696https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L6MnMcx7Bwo
>>144162652>He has this saved on his computer
>>144162503>Gibbs and Montgomery Do the lions have the best duo in the NFL?
>>144162679>first generation of true zoomers in the NFL>their star QB who has a good chance to become a face of the NFL is a gigantic cockgobbling megafaggotzoomers not beating the allegations very much are they
>>144162679
Why don't you see any black punters or placekickers?
>>144162884The Raiders had one punter like 5 years ago or soHe was pretty decent
>>144162367Why? She hasn't even seen my 2 inch penis completely erect yet... go Lions!
>>144162817I took that pic on my phone.
>>144162913I forgot about Marquette King
>>144162846Bijan and Allgeier are the only duo I can think of who comes close
>>144162846>>144163067Barkley and Gainwell is good but Gainwell isn't as good as the #2 of those. Shipley looks pretty good though ngl
>>144162718Can't even wear certain colors without causing a riot in you shithole countryDon't be talking about our zesty niggas
>>144163007Bro you said you were just checking an email...
Honestly, I think if every single tripfag on earth got beheaded, the world would be a better place. Yes, including temujin
>no monday night openerextremely gay
>>144163319I like JFFM, but if it meant killing every other tripfag I'd let him die
>>144163319Please do
144163373Don't ever respond to my posts again, you aren't welcome here
>>144163319I approve this message
I haven't paid attention since the AFCCG, don't even know the roster this year.
>>144163412>>144163412>>144163412>>144163412>>144163412Fuck you, have a random screenshot
>>144163319Only thing worse than tripfags are the people that simp over them. I genuinely don't understand the thought process of wanting people to know who you are on fucking 4chan of all places.
>>144163319Sweet sweet release
144163457Kill yourself.
>>144161792Are you a jaguars fan because you like the band Jaguares?
>>144163485But thats the thing you dont know who I am. All you really know is that im a Rams fan that makes shitty AIslop posts from time to time- if that bothers you so much why are you in a sports general which would promote that type of behavior in the first place?
>>144163494Are you the female trip?
>>144162418>NFC EastYou literally smoke 100% chemically pure crack rock. Easily one of the worst divisions in the league this year.
>>144163597that's not a ranking of how good a division is, it's how soulful it is numbnuts
>>144163576That would be temujin actually
Da Bears :)
>>144163365Week 0 games? Never.
>>144163576There are 0 girls in this general. That's just common sense.
>>144163570Youre half rightGenerals are cancerBut attention seeking faggots are worse
>constantly posts the most cringe tumblr reaction images >was a fucking avatarfag before being a tripfagYour posting style, hell even your trip sounds feminine. You arent fooling me and on the off chance you arent your definately a fag or troon of some sort
Clots
>>144163786>even your trip sounds feminineLearn your history, bro.
There isnt a straight male on this earth who will sit next to a computer all day and avatarfag as Ace Attourneys wife. So no, there is no beating the girl allegations, you best be happy we decided on you having a pussy instead of a gaping axewound
>>144163877>that having anything to do with the fucking Las Vegas of Oakland Los Angeles RaidersJust keep outing yourself as a tumblrfag its surely helps ypur case you arent some pretentious fag
And im not even bringing up jenny. Serious mental illness at work with Jenny
>>144163426Lmao bitch
>>144160472
>>144164217one of the most kino single plays I've ever seen
>>144164217Damaryius was super underrated
>>144163997yeah i feel bad for that guy
>>144164217Kek I remember where I was when I watched this
>>144163877What's the biggest dick you've had inside yourself?
I mean its all in the images you post too, cause your an attention starved bitch you cant help yourself. You give yourself away with too much information and in the sense that other anon is right. Daganronpa? YIIK? Only pretentious tumblrtrannies play these games. I could realistically go on and on, everything that your posts uncover to me is that you are a girl or you REALLY really want to be one. >last seen 18:57:02I accept you tucking your arbys flaps behind your back and running away like the bitch you are instead of being a man and and standing on business when someone calls you out. Your a pathetic weak sassy bitch that should retire your trip
>>144164812I was at a shitty bar in Denver. I had never Tebowed before that day, but by God, I got down on one knee after that.
Real men do kick returns
>>144165039I kick returned yer mum last night m8
>>144165039The fair catch is an affront to the football gods. Hold onto the ball or get the fuck out of the way.
>>144165154
>posts another troon gameReally not helping out right now
>your
Cant believe we have girls in our general what crazy times
Will temujin ever post tits if the raiders lose?
Honestly we should forget the tripfags and just talk about the Chicago bears and how we're winnin the superb owl this year
>>144165200>Giant mechas>Troon gameThey may be cool, but girls hate them with a passion>>144165288Sorry to break it to you, but you're finishing last in the division(again)
Why does it matter that Temujins a girl? I think women have valid football opinions, just look at Mina Kimes
>>144165327this but unironically
>>144161407Mine because u is gayRavens > ChiefsEagles > PackersPanthers > SaintsVikings > Giants Patriots > BengalsFalcons > SteelersTexans > ColtsBills > Cardinals Bears > TitansJaguars > DolphinsSeahawks > BroncosRaiders > ChargersBrowns > Cowboys Buccaneers > CommandersLions > RamsNiners > Jets
>>144165319>They may be cool, but girls hate them with a passion>im not like all the other girls tee hee im one of the boys!My thoughts exactly
>>144165327Femoids are incapable of discussing football at any level, just look at Mina Kimes.
>>144165319Yeah but you post WFM too so your not really an /m/fag your just a resident yuri tourist who happens to enjoy the games
I think having more women at the table is a good thing and I would like to see temujins soles now thank you very much
does anyone wanna know what i think?
>>144165642Yeah sure why not.
I think I would HEEM everyone in this thread (besides Temujin because I dont hit women)
>>144165642Sure fren, tell us what's up.
>>144165655i think the bears are an overhyped paper tiger, no way an overhaul equates to five extra wins. I expect pretty much the same playoff teams to make it as last year. tripfags die GO BROWNS
I think I would HEEM everyone in this thread (and Temujin because fuck women)
>>144165693I can agree with that.
>>144160579Why are you
>>144164217Tebow time was special. We didn't appreciate him enough while we had him, and then of course the Jets ruined him because the Jets ruin everything they touch, like Aaron Fraudgers.
>>144165698>fuck womenNah
>>144160604yeah, I'm thinking we going 17-0
>>144166051>Two micsWhat's the second one for?
>>144165908>We didn't appreciate him enough while we had himSkip Bayless and ESPN appreciated him 24/7
>>144166079el segundo micrófono va a un traductor para los fanáticos de los Raiders en la multitud
I wish 4chin still displayed the number of posters per thread so we could verify that tripfags reply to themselves because no sane human being would do so
>>144166175same
>>144165698Absolutely based and logicpilled
>>144165369Incredible that you still haven't learned your lesson after deleting all the screencaps you took when the Ravens were definitely winning last time. Do you think it's retardation or wishful thinking?
this crafty sunuvabitch is gonna throw 2tds to shooting survivor Ricky "only one day in the hospital" Pearsall in week 3 and you're going to love it
I made brownies for everyone!
Is Malik Nabers going to be any good for the Giants?
>>144166541we won't find out til next year
>>144166749>didn't immediately look for the ref>didn't immediately start screaming>didn't immediately start banging his fists on the ground while flailing his legsOh how far we have fallen
Prove to me that you know ball with a single sentence.
>>144166859>black qbs
Of all the places Bud Adams could've moved to, he chose Nashville, Tennessee.
>>144166915man was a visionary. Who would have ever thought that place would be one of the fatest growing places in the country
>>144166814I don't know what you could mean
>>144166923It's awful. All the transplants and tourists are pricing the locals out of everything due to everyone raising prices to cater to these people.
>>144166951reeeee I can't handle any change. Great societies and people look to the future. Failures look to the past.
>>144166940Mahomes has that nice guy rage, keeps a lot of negative emotions to himself but when it gets to be too much he has an outburst. Maybe he'll try to lay someone out this season.
>>144160823Shut up Sal
>>144167008kek
dad dickies are running the assylum
>We are white ese
>>144167060Noo not the Dad Dickies
Please fuck my ass
gah...ngh...mfh...
>>144166915>>144166859Fxxkn based 4chan pepe
>>144167051I'm trying to figure out what he's saying and it looks like "I'm gay... I'll meet-chu(meet you)." lol
*peeks head*Damn it's gay in here huh
>>144167088>"I'm gay! ... I'm queer!"
>>144166859It's obvious what he meant whenever he said Omaha.
Lets get this party bangin'!
>>144167106>nfl posts this>lions start winning gamesRigged.
>it's realhttps://ngffl.org/
>>144167119Not clicking that but guessing, national gay flag football league?
Anyone else interested in joining the National Gay Flag Football League? I was strongly considering it but I'm not sure if I'm the athletic type.
Call me when the flag bussyball league starts
I can haz burrs super bowl
A gay flag football league? Now we need a national african american and Eastern European basketball assiciation
National international good game everyone, respect!
I have a tiny white penis
Gay guy here. I love football.
Honestly I don't even understand why we're playing this season out. The bears are obviously going 20-0 and winnin da superb owl this year. Or we're gonna lose our first game and then go 0-16 from there and tank for a first pick again
>>144167359hitler wore pantsi wear pantsam i hitler?
the absolute state of cowboys fans
>>144167359at last I truly see
why are tickets so cheap?
>>144168832how much would YOU pay to see Derek Carr and Bryce Young?
Jamie is super hot today
>>144168581chiefs have beaten both their biggest rivals in the superbowl the past two years. this faggot should be grateful.
>>144168975nah you are
>>144169132Why don't you just fuck him and get it over with
>>144167100
>>144161507Im repping my team on Sunday
>>144160941correct
>>144168581He literally drove through Kansas City
>>144167991I hope so
>>144168581I-70 through Kansas is pretty nice actuallyLots of public rest stops to meet other men atGo Broncos btw
>>144167106Wow, it's corporate pandering
>>144161234And if Jamarcus Russell wins a Super Bowl with the raiders, he’d be a pretty good first overall pick. But that ain’t happening.
>>144169338It must be nice living in a a landlocked state, our interstates basically only go one way like me so cuts down on the traffic and the amount of guys you can meet.
>>144169396kys, coward
anyone else favorite team have a shit rivalry? not fun when one side is complete ass and can't keep up
I guess I'll bandwagon the Bills, also interested to see if Jim Harbaugh can pull off the success he had with the nanners.
>>144168581this is satire you dumb fuck. not dallas fan is that retarded
>>144168899$50
if i get the YouTube nfl package, can i watch the games that are on peacock/nfln/amazon?
i can't wait to get ripped off with ticket fees, parking, and concessions
>>144169495If the seethe about the Lions performing well last season and the Rams winning an owl is any indication, perennial shit teams turning their franchise around only brings out the worst in fans.
>lifelong fan of 6 years or something
>>144168581>rather then give my business to there stateWeird.
>>14416961915 minute cities are literal genocide, I need my exxon powered car with a subscription to shift gears that sells my data to various companies vroom vroom!
>>144168025You ought to shave
>>144165982If Aaron went back to the bussy, would he have a second ring?
>>144169495Anon i've seen the Jets get killed by every AFCE team for the past decade. Its just not fun when you can't even get a passable QB because nobody understands offense. I still don't trust Rodgers until he actually plays a game in full.fuck Bill Belishart I'm glad that the Jets won that garbage game in week 18 to spit in his face.
>>144169619Starting at 200 bucks a ticket for the Chiefies opener plus 60 dollars to parkI would have a chance of seeing Tay irl though
Mike Zimmer was pretty retarded to do an interview that just revealed how shitty of a HC he was.He basically confirmed all the suspicions of why teams weren't willing to hire him for so many years
my jeffersizzle
>>144169859ceedee better
>>144169793Nah, dude is the most overrated mid tier QB currently in the NFL
>>144169870Lol
>>144169870top laffo
Reminder that the lolphiins haven't won a playoff game in over 20 years
>>144170053surely this year they will win with their entire defense being depleted
the fuck?
>>144170085Welcome to Cali BITCH
>>144170085>Move to CA>Get shot
>>144170117t. mississipian
isn't having 8 team captains excessive?
>>144170136Most of this country really really sucks
>>1441701583 per unit innitThey're really putting the weight of an entire franchise on Caleb Williams. Let's see how it turns out.
>>144170162our country is finestop watching the news and go outside
>>144170189>t. never been to New Mexico
>>144170158Caleb the gayest looking dude by far
Just a reminder that FB is a based position and if your team's doesn't have one, they're cringe and gay
>>144169870This is true if you consider JJ has Sam Darnold as QB
>>144170158is that marcedies lewis?
>>144170215WRs make the QB
>>144170239Tell that to my boy Patrick
the most important NFL documentary is dropping Sept 24thhttps://x.com/NFLonPrime/status/1830591759837229309
>>144170254>Evolution of the Black QuarterbackSo the white quarterback?
>>144170254There's only one good black QB tho>>144170252
>>144170239*OL makes the QB
>>144170254>EvolutionUh not a good look
>>144170177New USC QB already exposed Caleb. USC is now much better without him.
The NFL died when Brady retired.
>>144170265>forgetting about lamar:/
>>144170177>They're really putting the weight of an entire franchise on Caleb Williams. Let's see how it turns out.That's been Caleb's situation since high school. Now he has a top defense, an all-star team of pro bowlers to throw to, an easy schedule and his top competition in the division are Goof and ManLove. I think he'll be fine. >>144170193>outs himself for wanting gay sex with Caleb
>>144170254>EvolutionVery nice. Now let's see Pat's kids.
>>144170254>inspired by a true reddit post
>>144170177>Let's see how it turns out.Considering their last 1st round QB picks were Mitch and Bustin things aren't looking great for themShit will be great for me on betting lines before everyone realizes he's another bum
>>144170254
>>144170345>okay what the fuck excuse me sir
>Has to cheat in multiple ways to win at college footballHe already failed in the NFL once and he'll do it again
Bears should honestly sell and relocate the franchise somewhere else if Caleb busts. A franchise is in a sorry state when they need a femboy bottom to make it relevant.
>>144170328>Considering their last 1st round QB picks were Mitch and Bustin things aren't looking great for them>theirThere isn't one decision maker in the Bears organization left from the Mitch/Bustin draft eras. Don't lose money betting against Ryan Poles because you confuse him with Ryan Pace.
>>144170428Your favorite QB will be in a sorry state when he plays the Bears defense.
>>144170449And he's still 0-4 against Green Bay, who is just getting better every year.
>>144170465>who is getting better every yearthe packers always beat the bears you jackass.
>>144170465>richest contract in NFL history
>>144170449>There isn't one decision maker in the Bears organizationYes there is and it's called the GM
>>144170545Poles didn't draft Fields retard
How racist will this be?
>>144170428Bears were ok with Bustin as QB last year. Their defense should be really good. Gayleb is walking into one of the best situations a #1 pick ever did. If he stinks it up, it's on him. They could slot in Gardner Minshew and do okay.
>>144170215jefferson put up 141 and 192 with nick mullens throwing to him last yearhe's the kind of dude where it almost doesnt matter what qb is throwing to him. the vikings deserve to be ridiculed for having shart fartnold as their qb, but he's still probably going to throw mad yards to jefferson, punctuated by offense crippling turnovers
>>144170581They probably started working on this in 2020-2021, what do you think?
0-17
>>144170581Are they going to start the story in Africa with dey plate lip and mud hut culcha?
>>144170587>Bears were ok with Bustin as QB last yearlol>Their defense should be really goodthey're one montez sweat injury away from being right back into the nonexistent pass rush that they had before they got him.
TLaw and Herbie are overrated trash and the NFL forces the big media outlets to overinflate their value in a desperate attempt to establish the next generation of star QB's.
>>144167359The Lions would also have to have one of the best seasons everDoubt that's happening
>>144170556Just because they replace a GM doesn't mean the GM isn't ultimately responsible for draft picks, tard
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>>144170618>winning 7 games with a kick returner at QB is lol worthy>b-but they'll get injured!! Montez Sweat has never missed a game b-but maybe he will this time!!!The Bears defense will BULLY your favorite QB, take his lunch money and his bitch and then paralyze his favorite WR for fun.
>>144170621Even back during the 2000-10s there were only like 3-4 star QBs Same as nowadays>Mahomes>Allen>Jackson>Burrow
>>144170642>just because he didn't make the decision doesn't mean he's not responsible for the decisionUhh what? Poles drafted Mahomes and Caleb, he doesn't have anything to do with kick returner QBs.
>>144170673Burrow and Allen are both overrated as fuck too. Stroud, Love, Jackson and Mahomes are the best 4 QBs in the league.
>>144170693>stroudlol
>>144170693>Love>StroudLOL
>>144170621>NO WE CAN'T HAVE WHITE QBS!!!!! WE NEED MORE BLACKERINO DUAL THREAT ONES!!! 70% IS NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED 100% TO BE DIVERSE!!!
>>144170581Wheres Purdy?
my wife going to let me invite all my homies to watch the Ravens on Thursday!
>>144170723he's just along for the ride.
sources: football is back
>>144170728source of pic?
>>144170718kek white people are broken
>>144170750>>144170728nvm i found it. time to fap. thanks anon
>>144170754One magic word will get you to destroy cities. Let me start with the first letter.N
>>144169753> imagine living among peasants
>>144162679Damn shame Rodgers isn't on the Packers anymore. Each team having an openly gay QB would've brought a fun new angle to the Bears-Packers rivalry.
>>144170793>scared of jannies so broken
>>144169753Most Americans can't even drive stick shift. Like 90% of all vehicles are automatic transmission. If you do know how to drive stick shift you look like a Chad and Blacks won't be able to steal your car (Hispanics who recently immigrated will however know how).
3 days until free win
>>144170815>Luring me with baitNot today, my melanated friend whose ancestors came from a location roughly close to present day Nigeria and Niger.
>>144170833> technology is bad!
>>144170833>If you do know how to drive stick shift you look like a Chadno you dont.
>>144170198Based Reggie Gilliam Truther.
>>144170833The gear shifter is gone altogether now. It's all push button.
>>144170806That's not california
>>144170254>evolution of the white cornerbackIt is interesting to note there is only one black qb to win the owl. And then Russ and Patty could count by usa rules although they are mixed.
>>144170833>If you do know how to drive stick shift you look like a Chad
>>144170917Does it have paddle shifters?How do you change gear to engine break for a steep decline?
>>144171054Both of Wilson's parents are black>but muh DNA testsBlack parents = black kid
>>144171139he must’ve been adopted then he’s clearly a caucasian man
>>144171126That's a grocery getter, it's not pulling 2 overloaded gravel trailers
>>144171139Both his parents are also mixed. You don't need a DNA test to see that.
Is Russell Wilson even playing poorly?His stats are fineFeel like people are piling on him cause he's a black guy who doesn't chimp out
>>144171208Does this look remotely white to you?
>>144171208you're being fooled by hair product and styling
>>144171239Yes because real Africans look like this
>>144171261his dad is obviously latino
>>144171221He got a massive contract and completely checked out in Denver. Had a real "you can't win em all" attitude which fans and players hated.>>144171239Looks like RDJ in Tropic Thunder, the spray tan is almost the right color but the bone structure doesn't match up.
>>144171221He could have made the playoffs last year if the Broncos didn't pull him for the contract. His >QB rating is the same as it was with the Seahawks.They would have won 2 extra games last year if Judy didn't drop passes in the endzone. I have no idea why everyone hates him so much.
>>144171221no he's very bad and his stats are mostly padded. He takes too many unnecessary sacks, can't attack the middle of the field at all, and can't escape pressure to make those miracle plays like he used to. In a way he's kinda like he always was except slower but that makes a world of difference. Beyond that he's annoying
>>144171350I've never understood the padded stats criticismYou know how QBs can pad stats? Cause the defense shit the bed
>>144164217>this was 13 fucking years ago
>>144171367he pads stats when the D is in prevent trying to ice games or hold onto leads. Go watch broncos games from the past 2 years. I mean actually watch them. Look at how many 3&outs, bad sacks, and poor drives they have because of Russ's inability to properly QB without the playground shit. It's not something that traditional counting stats really capture but it's obvious to see watching the games and some of the advanced stats show why that is
>>144171473>"JACK! QUIT WATCHING NFL COMMERCIALS, ITS AGING YOU TOO FAST!"
>>1441668597>3
>>14416685969was givin him the business
>>144170085Honestly if someone on the team had to get shot it might as well have been Pearsall, that dude was shaping up to be worthless anyway. He's on the roster but he's not part of the team
>>144170283>lamar
>>144171221He is very easy to dislike because of his incredibly annoying personality. People are willing to overlook that when he plays like an MVP. But when his level of play drops, people remember how obnoxious he is.
>>144170581What does this even mean?
>>144171618mahomes is a white man and they are turning him black.
My Steelers :(
I have a b- Fantasy football ranking. How did you guys do?
>>144171221That first year with Hackett was rough for all involved and he was the most public figure thereHe has a plastic persona, a strange tryhard attitude that makes him seem inauthentic - see Dangerruss, his subway commercials, "Broncos Country.... let's ride" - and it seems that energy could go towards concentrating on football - he's had flashes of being comfortable in the pocket like an old pro, he needs to work on that instead of his instinct to scramble as that ability is declining with ageSo him relying on a diminishing skill of his makes him look like shit and clinging on to the pastAlso he'll never live down the stink of INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE, it's like Cam Newton and not grabbing that ball, a mistake so huge it's almost more famous than the player, like the Butt Fumble or that old Vikings wrong way interception for a safety
>>144170811>rodgers >openly gayAaron Rodgers is the literal definition of a closeted homosexual.
>>144171629>it required white DNA for blacks to finally be able to play the position of QBUmmm big yikes redditbros
>>144171638Solid bait.
>>144166859fair catch field goal is cool
>>144171680dna diversity, you bigotwhite people have been hoarding all the good dna
>Lions are easily defeated when they go against any quality D-line, because goff can't handle pressure>Bears and Packers have the best D-lines in the league>People are still picking the Lions to not only win the division, but the Super Bowl, where they'll be against Chris Jones and the ChiefsMake it make sense, /sp/
>>144171741((("people"))) are retarded
>>144171741>Lions are easily defeated when they go against any quality D-line>Lions also have a top 3 offensive line and reached the NFCCG last season despite supposedly being "easily defeated"
>>144171741people are just stupid. Half of the playoff teams change every year, some team goes from bottom to top every year, some "good" team always collapses, some "dogshit" team always overperforms, etc. Somehow people will still be somehow shocked when da bears make the superb owl
>>144168832Because your car will be broken into and looted if you attend and park in a nearby garage. The price of the ticket will help balance out the needed expense of having to replace things on top of witnessing a bad game.
>>144171741god you're STILL putting an asterisk on last year's openerteams play with notable absences all the time, from regular season all the way to the superbowl, o line to d line to even qb, it's a team sport so fucking pick up the slack you fuckers are paid to ball, so ball
>>144171782You have to also remember there is an entire industry of "journalists" who make it their entire life to make up shit for and against whatever team they follow for clicks.See Omar on the Phins beat. The guy just makes up random shit daily and people still bite.
>>144171778And who beat them? A team with a great defensive line. Pay attention, dipshit.
>>144171782>Somehow people will still be somehow shocked when da bears make the superb owl>Somehow the team where QBs go to die that hasn't won an owl in 39 years appearing in its first owl in about 18 years with a zesty rookie QB wouldn't be shocking
Did you know the Broncos went to the Superbowl the last time they changed their uniforms?
troon bros...
>>144171811So wheres the ads?
getting mad about the lions again
>burrs and puckers snap losing streaks against the loins that spanned multiple seasons>suddenly they get cocky as hell
>>144171822
>>144171804Wasn't enough to stop them from handily winning the division, dipshit The team has stayed intact so it's reasonable to assume they have the best chance to win again
>>144171860aaahahahahaha get fucked moon crickets. Thats hilarious. So someone just got one of those cheap keys and put a fake ad in? Good.
As a Packers fan all I know is that the Vikings are finishing last in the division. They might have the worst secondary in football.
Luke Kuechly is a hall of famer. >but he didnt play longNeither did Patrick Willis
>>144171887Anyone can see that. The rest of the division is very competitive though, I don't know which will come out on top. Two teams in the NFCN will probably make the playoffs.
>>144171878I guess, there's multiple
>>144171865>Love figures it out half way through the season, then plays at an obvious MVP caliber for the rest of the yearGood luck winning the division without the 6 game head start this time.
>>144171887My bold prediction is they finish 3rd. Another NFCN team will have a season-derailing injury.
>>144171811>>144171860>>144171908but dumpy dump can use Foo Fighters songs without permission but when we do it, it's illegal
>>144171954>I don't know how to read and don't know the difference between an arena using a song in their library and a campaign using itOk. Chiefs fan?
>>144170581MAHOMES AIN'T BLACK. THAT DUDES FUCKING PEURTO RICAN MAN.
You are so fucking mad right now!
>>144171980check cleared faggot, you have 3 weeks.
I fail to see why anybody would have faith in the Ratbirds in current yearLamar is a meme and half their team ends up on IR by December. They're can-crushers, that's all
>>144170621Herbert is legit. He has everything you want from a QB but he's on a shitty team so dumbass retards, most of whom never played professional sports, spew bullshit like "he doesn't have the intangibles". Lawrence could be good but he'll never love up to the hype and his bad turnovers are the worse in the league. >>144170718Ironically Lawrence is a dual threat QB. He's not as prolific as Josh Allen or Jalen Hurts but he's still a good runner who makes plays with his legs.
>>144171221>His stats are fineLook at his sack numbers. Even if you blame the offensive line and cut it down in half, it's appalling.
>>144172053uh oh stinky ravens make ya seethe?
>>144172111I usually like the ravens but they're fast becoming Cowboys: AFC Edition
I want to play fantasy football with you fags so i can school you
>>144172053Who are these WWE divas?
>>144172134That's about right but their fans are significantly less annoying
>he plays fantasy footballkek bet you also Sim all your Madden games
>>144170887I love that play he made against the Jets during week 11. He blew up Xavier Gibson on opening kickoff and made a fumble. Between that and a Jets DB fucking up his finger trying to make an interception, I knew that would be a great game.
>>144172184>playing madden stillThat may be worse than fantussy football
>>144172157Xinia Orasa (Xinia_Official) and Claudia Elizabeth (cdzfit)I should also state that the Niners are also unable to win a ring with their current roster (and Shanny fumbling ant chance he'll ever have)
>>144172184i just like to do the draft
I'm taking a break from fantasy football this season. Last season I didn't win any leagues (first time ever) so I'm using this season as a sabbatical so I can come back next season. What I'm trying to say is I usually win 100 to 300 on fantasy football but last season I lost 550 and it left a sour taste in my mouth. At least I know I'm not a degenerate gambler
>>144172286Always picked last eh?
>>144172292unironically kwab
>>144172297yes
>>144172319fair enough.
People who don't like fantasy football are friendless losers. KWAB
>>144172329based
>>144160472Based Iggles are based afFuck trump
>>144172340nah thats a tranny, anon.
I don't think I even want to watch NFL this year. I just have reached the point to where I really fucking hate everything about niggers.
>>144172344>milf football*thinking emoji*
>>144172350I am not trans and neither is Misha.
>>144172350His opinion is based regardless of who is behind it
>>144172392kwab tranny you'll never play fantasy football in hell
>>144172364>/pol/>>>You got to go back chud . Stick with mayo and tuna sandwiches lol
is the transgender fantasy football fan in the room with us now anon?
>>144172364yeah.football sucks.
>>144172157Ryback
How did I do?
>>144172073>Lawrence is a dual threat QBthe threat of either a fumble or int.
>Reigning MVP>14 Wonderlic >70 IQ
>>144172435
>>144172435I will school you
>>144172435you whiffed real fucking hard at RB but otherwise I guess you drafted active NFL players
Does Russell Wilson's Hall Of Fame Candidacy Hang On Performance With Steelers?
NFL is growing, today my neighbour saw me leaving for work and said>How bout dem CowboysNigga had a cheeky smile onEagles nation, i think their confidence is growing again after Ceedee's new deal
>>144172936Hah. Of course it does, or whatever team he may end up on later. No fucking chance he makes it in off his career so far. Even with the ring he has about the same chance Andy Dalton has of making it in.
>>144172936If Gayron is making the HOF then that faggot will even though he needed a completely stacked team and a great coach (he tried to get fired) to win an owl
>>144173071Gayron has 4 mvps, Mr unlimited doesn't even have a single mvp vote. The only players with multiple mvps that aren't in the halls already aren't eligible yet
>>144172936i think the fact that he’s black makes him a lock
LA Rams are kinda growing on me. Well they suck ass, but them being in LA is starting to feel good.
>>144173222I wonder if the nfl is going to gift them another superbowl appearance
>If your buzzed or high just don't driveYou have permission to drive as drunk and high as you want
>>144173467Based Chiefs player/coach/staffer/family member/etc
>>144173168Nah, runs a huge risk of devaluing the hall of fame. Like giving David Arquette the WCW title.
>>144160638
>>144167359LionsBros??? Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's our year...
>>144173597The sequel to the Razor Cakes is not as interesting as the original.
>>144172462Says alot about the MVP voting.
>>144167359>Shitty QB that has no right winning a Super Bowl>Literally the best defense of all t--Oooh, so close. Looks like they'll have to settle for 3rd place in the division.
being an NFC East fan is dope because you spend the whole season kinda pissed off that the Cowboys are doing well but then that just makes it better when every single playoffs you get to cathartically watch them poop their pants on national TVeven if my team has a shit season I still look forward to the cowboys poopie pants incident
>>144172462>give the MVP to a meme because otherwise one of those terrible awful white people would win again>meme chokes in the playoffs like he always does and invalidates the awardmany such cases
Loyalty is retarded
What does he think of black qbs?
>>144172936>Russell Wilson's Hall Of Fame Candidacy
>>144173872
>his football iq is below 20
Thinking about Tay againhttps://youtu.be/7iTsbnr8e_8?si=9GLQd6jw2pKU0GyO&t=40
>>144174089
>Players concerned for their personal safety in Brazil>Fake political ads of the team endorsing Kamala>Hurts in too many commercialsEaglescucks the vibes with this team feel off right now. I don't feel so good...
>>144174099Taylor is amazing you faggot!I've been dreaming about her lately doe
>>144170693I agree with this
>>144174111What would happen if the players refused to travel for the game?
>>144174239Their "handlers" would "convince" them to travel.
>>144173071Rodgers has had some of the greatest regular seasons of all time. Russell has never come close to prime Rodgers.
>>144174111>this bus stop ad is why the eagles will loseanti-philly drones reaching this far for FUD and it's only labor day
>>144160795>>144160795migrate >>144160795>>144160795
>>144174316no
>>144174447>shidding and farding over a jennykwab
rasm
>>144174316Can you fucking retards stop making threads early?
Ok now I will recycle the threadsplitter faggot's thread.
>>144174495thats not me, I waited to make mine but your posting in the jenny that was baked at 480 posts. thats why its recycled
>>144174508So you made a different thread because you didn't like the one that was already up?
>>144160638he's almost as ugly as sean payton so its a good fit
>>144165327>women>valid opinions>about anythinggood one anon
