NFL Headlines - September 01, 2024 Ricky Pearsall released from hospital one day after shootingMike Zimmer on one motivation for return as Cowboys DC: 'Don't want people thinking I was a lousy coach'Josh Jacobs claims the Chiefs pushed hard to sign him this offseasonSuspect in Pearsall shooting is 17 years oldMark Andrews opens up on "scary" car accident that "puts things in perspective"Bills not seeking to add a kickerBaker Mayfield feels comfortable entering second season in Tampa Bay: 'A place where I could be myself'49ers rookie Pearsall shot during attempted robbery in SF, in stable conditionDalvin Cook ready for whatever role he's asked to take on in 2024Saints hire former general manager Randy MuellerJaguars owner Shad Khan made it clear to team 'winning now is the expectation'Report: Bengals have "intensified efforts" to get Ja'Marr Chase signedRavens bring back QB Tyler HuntleyNFL hands former Saints WR Michael Thomas a 1-game suspension for 2023 incidentGo Rams!Thread theme:https://youtu.be/qGyhZ5ZW3Po?si=HZqsGMSI0rDavvxP
bears suck
Shut up
>>144160795>NFL hands former Saints WR Michael Thomas a 1-game suspension for 2023 incidentWhat incident?
>>144160795>Ricky Pearsall released from hospital one day after shootingWhat did this faggot shoot him with?My ex gf was in the hospital longer after she had her appendix taken out
>>144160943Your dick?
>darnold QB1>can't even look forward to jj mccarthy taking over if (see: when) darnold sharts himself out of a starting job
>>144160867he got ligma
>>144160975Why do you think my ex needed her appendix taken out?
>>144160867Threw a brick at someone's vehicle.
>>144161354
>>144160867Traveled in time and shot Ricky
Remember all those reports yhat he was "critical " and doctors were "concerned" and then video took 13 hours to come out of him up and walking
what position would red shirt play?
>>144161680Jumbo package OT
How did he do it?
>>1441616809x pro bowl left tackle.
>>144161728An all-time level of durability and skill
One more week to go. So good to be back, /nfl/
>>144161728Joe Mantegna
This shit was made for shitposting lmao
>>144161728Rice Krispies.
Mayate
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
New USC quarterback is making Caleb Williams look like a joke. Maybe he should start for the bears instead.
>>144162567The whole team is stacked desu
>>144161354was this the game mahomie was seething about a ref can basically told Josh Allen that if it wasn't for the refs they would have wongod that was hilarious
>>144162559Denver trading for Russell Wilson
Another undefeated season incoming.
Don't really give a fuck about the NFCN but here's Chicagohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv0OwvsP0ekAnd here's Detroithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPwnj_pkrMI
>>144163333Shit! I thought I was in /cfb/
>>144163347you're so fucked bro nice digits though
>>144163347You done fucked up!
>>144163333do you think she.... you know
>>144163333Dios mio... la creatura americana
>>144163138Fuck Chris Collinsworth and Joe Plebbit
>>144163488Now HERE'S a guy.
una sneeda
>>144162706fraid so
>>144165499Everyone was watching USC/LSU
oh fuck
>>144166345>46 comments in 8 and a half hoursdamn, this general is cooked
Bears.
See you all in Germany
>>144162559Chargers since moving to LA
>>144167396It's not the right thread genius
Why do you insist on making everything about the RamsYou're like the Lelkers spammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKfUS3M9bLUblack QBs
>>144174262I don't agree with that actually. I think people forget how hard Wilson fell off. I would still give Rodgers the preference because of seasons like 2011 but both he and Russel were mainly physically gifted athletes and lacked the cerebral aspect of the game that elevates QBs to be ring collectors. So the only thing to really compare between them is their play and Wilson used to have the whole tool set and uncanny deep ball accuracy. It was only a few years ago that people were earnestly arguing he was better than Mahomes. Like I said, I'd still put Rodgers over Wilson but not head and shoulders
>>144162559>the Browns fully guaranteeing Watson's contract
>Bussin big trussin! Bussin big trussin!
>>144174344>implying we are not one in the samethey not like us
>>144174377Kay Adams would booty blast my steelers :(
>>144162706not so fast, refturds
>>144174390As much as /nfl/ loves to shit on Rodgers he is a top 10 all time QB. There are very few QBs in NFL history that could match prime Rodgers. If he didn't choke so much he would easily be top 5.
>>144162706>>1441644413 days until free win
>black qbs
Really starting to think it's our year.
>>144174520Ur cute <3
ENTER
>>144174437Damn the Lakers would look cool as fuck as an NFL team
>>144174514And there it is
Kiss itYou know you want to
>>144174544KWAB (kek what a Bahamas)
>>144174554That's just the Vikings jersey. The vikings color scheme is even based off of the Lakers because they used to be based in Minneapolis during the 50s.
>>144174584no its not
>>144174514Coward!
>>144174584its funny you say that because the Laker colors were Bruin colors until they got to LA
>>144160795These headlines are out of date. Someone should make a proper thread with the correct headlines.
this bussy is out of date
3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45
>>144174714Buy an ad
Sorry guys but my Chiefies are sneedpeating and Tay is gonna birth a gigantic child
>>144174685thats because the last thread was made early and your posting in my recycled thread which was the properly made one. Top NFL Headlines - September 02, 2024Ja'Marr Chase's Week 1 status in question after not practicing againSeahawks sign former Vikings QB Jaren Hall Free agent RB Leonard Fournette meeting with Colts MondayRico Dowdle the "favorite" to lead Cowboys in carriesEdwards-Helaire on NFI list, out at least 4 gamesPackers coach Matt LaFleur 'absolutely' confident in rookie kicker Brayden NarvesonChiefs' Perine expected to play in season opener vs. RavensDerrick Henry eager to take on Chiefs after watching Ravens' playoff exit last season: 'Now it's my turn'Rams expected to hire former Nebraska coach Scott Frost as senior analystRicky Pearsall released from hospital one day after shootingMike Zimmer on one motivation for return as Cowboys DC: 'Don't want people thinking I was a lousy coach'Josh Jacobs claims the Chiefs pushed hard to sign him this offseasonSuspect in Pearsall shooting is 17 years oldMark Andrews opens up on "scary" car accident that "puts things in perspective"Bills not seeking to add a kicker not like much has changed between now and yesterday though.
0-17
>>144174793hey at least you have your own first round pick this year!
>>144174793It will get better
>>144174754needs to be in the OP for more visibility.
Can we please have an offense that isn't bottom 5?
>>144174793Will you stop spamming no one fucking cares
>>144175036No, the pats and the jets will trade for last place in the afc east for the next 20 years minimum.
coach primate
>>144175082Jezebel
>>144175146no anon they usually call them "beards" jezebels are something different.
>>144175163Pat's not gay just stupid
>>144175114And there it is.
>>144175181"pat" would disagree with you
>>144175114and there it is
mayate
>>144160795>watching some sports talk on Fox for the first time in years>the pundits are most retarded annoying faggots on Earth with the worst takes I’ve ever heardDo people genuinely watch this shit regularly?
So is this a Trump or Kamala general? I'd like to know the people I'm talking ball with this season. Thanks for the responses.
Only a few days until the season starts again, cool to shitpost with you lads again
>>144175393MADAM
>>144175393We don't take kindly to zogbots of any color. Free Palestine.
>>144175393This a chudite general. For proper quality football discussion, that’s found in reddit
vikies :)
>>144175504Is Chud supposed to be a right or left diss? I don't even know anymore. Cuck and Alpha was pretty easy to discern
>Jon Gruden picked the Chiefs to win week 1
i just bought NFL sunday ticket so i'm not stuck with shitty Jags and Bucs games
>>144175595The real voter reform we need is to switch off of First Past the Post voting for Single Transferable Vote.Whoever promises this will get my vote regardless of all other issues.Oh, and football, I guess.
KIRK COUSINS JUST THREW A CHECKDOWN ON FOURTH AND LONG AGAIN!
>>144175682Yasssss queen preach girl
>dook poopshat
>>144175694PFF would probably rate that a good play on their dogshit opinion rankings lmao
>>144175393I will vote for whoever Mahomes is voting for. O Captain My Captain!
>>144175702mina kimes with the bants today I like it
>>144175445Holy fucking yum she's so hot.
>>144175609>living in floridacmon man
>>144175744Idiot
how do i bet on none of these shit teams winning the NFC?
>>144175732willie brown pls go
>>144175744not for much longer. this state has gone to complete shit and isn't fun anymore. i'm working on moving to either new hampshire, minnesota, or oregon/washington
>>144175682I, too, watched that Veritasium video.
>>144175757It will be one of Eagles, 49ers, or Packers. No other team is a possibility
>>144175757>>144175792You bet big and go for Texans
>>144175790of course the pretentious tumblrfag gets her opinions from YT videos kek
>>144175787>this state has gone to complete shitInteresting since everyone is moving their en masse and it's widely regarded as the best state in America. Air your grievances, make me laugh
>aaron rodgers' physical tools>tom brady's autismyea, I'm thinking we have a future GOAT right here
>>144175807This dude has bust written all over him. All based on his name
>>144175797Texans are AFC babe
>DUDE, give me privacy>only dates celebritieswhat did he mean by this?
>>144175807>>144175816https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L6MnMcx7Bwohe's going to fucking DIE
>>144175817Yes but I meant in general who's gonna win the bowl with nutty odds. I admit that I was talking off-topic though buddy
>>144175790I actually learned about it from when a professor showed the CGP Grey voting videos in college one day almost a decade ago.
>>144175802>Florida>Regarded as the best state in AmericaBy whom? The United States is composed of 49 slovenly, useless stately entities and one heavenly land, being Montana. Montana eclipses the rest of the country in every positive metric.
>>144175802>it's widely regarded as the best state in AmericaLmao no it isnt
>>144175825It's funny how they were all lured by the prospect of dating an ~NFL SUPERSTAR!!~ and ~MULTIMILLIONAIRE~ and then end up with the human version of watching paint dry while trying to survive Wisconsin winters when they could be in LA and end up dumping him within a couple years
>>144175807>>aaron rodgers' physical toolsLike a dilated bussy?
>>144175825>dateshahaha yeah...
>>144175845>>144175849These things can be measured objectively, we don't need to bandy opinions. Google which state has the most people moving to it. It's that simple
>>144175802The only sorta non shitty parts of Florida are the parts where the ocean and wind slap the shit out of you every couple years
I actually know what's the best state in the USA and none of you have mentioned it
>>144175881Yes but that's because everything in Nature needs balance. It's paradise on Earth so it needs occassional natural disasters to make it fair. Ultimately it adds spice to life and makes you stronger
>>144175867and yet, we're fullfuck off northerners.go miami dolphins.
STATE POWER RANKINGS >1. MONTANA >2. VERMONT POWER GAP>3-49. Every state except for Montana, Vermont, and CaliforniaPOWER CHASM>50. California
Is there any reason why we hate the bears this year aside from Caleb being sus? He doesn't even have to be good for them to be a playoff team.
>>144175938>westop posting on discord
>>144175935Nah Cali is based
>>144175942No, unless you somehow only count NorCalt. Californian
>>144175938>Is there any reason why we hate the bears this year aside from Caleb being sus?Chicago fans are insufferable win or lose and deserve nothing but misery
>>144175935>has the terrain of montana and vermont combined>in dead lastjust say you hate us cause you aint us anon - no need for more flyover seethe
>>144175935>Watches Yellowstone once
>>144175952I mean, fuck you tripfaggot but also NorCal is based
>I mean
144175952this tumblrtranny does not speak for California and in fact probably lives in Orgeon
>norcal>basedSan Diego BTFO every NorCal state and im not even memeing
>>144175958California is very unappealing
>surprisingly good team>most disappointing team
>>144175974It's too bad we'll never get the state of Jefferson without the shitfucks who run the state trying to ship San Fagshitsco with it.
>>144176005>texans>chargers
OK /nfl/>Your Favorite Team>Your Least Favorite Team>Your Home State/Region>Your Favorite Game SnackInclude a funny image involving your team if you are cool>Dolphins>Yes>Florida>Suffering
>>144176023Texans wouldn't be a surprise. They are expected to be good now.
Are the Dolphins the worst team in the 21st century? >have some seasons above .500>haven't won a playoff game since before 9/11I feel like only the Redskins and Raiders, who also latch onto the 80s, are as bad or worse.
>>144176049Then I'm saying jets if Rodgers doesn't wreck his ACL again
>>144176053Worst? No. Only if you make arbitrary time limits on the league. Anywhere near where they should be for the money and effort spent? No.Fuck Chris Grier he's a dumb retard.
>>144176016>get rid of the cities, which are major centers of government and commerce!Fucking idiot tripfag
>>144176041>I support my hometown team>fuck dallas>charcuterie board
>>144176070let me tell you the dolphins are close to worst team in this quarter of the century. Even the bad teams now have had runs in the playoffs
>>144175802>everyone is moving their en massethat hasn't been the case for a while, slowpoke>widely regarded as the best state in Americaby fucking who?>Air your grievances1.Shit infrastructure/developers make the rules.By me was a nice rural road and the back way to Disney. Developers added 10,000+ units on the road (which was inevitable). Did they expand the main road and add traffic lights? No, they got waivers for that shit so now thousands of people are stuck using a two-lane road (one-lane in each direction). There's no forward planning whatsoever. It's just build and let someone else deal with the mess. I work from home and avoid rush hour, but even going to my local publix is a fucking shitshow of traffic.2. Not much of a high paying job market. I work for an out of state company because having the same role at a Floridian company would pay 30-50% less. Most jobs are shitty low paying service jobs and the median individual income in my county is $37k a year. I have no idea how most people are surviving here.3. People here are fucking stupid. I won't go further because there is just so much to discuss.4. It's too fucking hot and it keeps getting hotter. It's just fun anymore. Sweating my balls off doing yardwork with heat index's of 108+ isn't a good time.5. Retarded governmentShould we work on fixing our fucked up home insurance? NO because Meatball Ron's top donors are insurance companies.Should we use the Federal grants to improve homes, expand medicare, and feed kids? NO! Why? Because we're fucking retardedCounties and other municipalities vote for higher minimum wages and guaranteed sick days but FUCK YOU, the State makes it illegal. Party of small government my ass.Should we pass legislation that actually helps people? LOL NO, but here's some anti-american legislation banning books and curbing legal weedI'm bailing while the bailing is good before some fuck huge hurricane wrecks this place and property values drop
>>144176053I used to have sympathy for the dolphins and their colors are nice but over the years when I spent more and more time here on /nfl/, bahama made me hate them with passion and I enjoy their suffering
>>144176086don't reply to my posts.
>>144175998t. Has never been to Californiaaside from the aruroas finnishbro I feel the same way about your little apline village of a country.
>>144176041>Bills>idk, either Chiefs or Patriots >Chicago>Pizza and wings
Kek
>>144176108
>>144176097Florida absolutely annihilated goddamn
anyone else thuggin' rn?
>>144176041BillsQueefsWestern New YorkWings
>>144176071shes a pretentious idiot avatarfag that edcuates herself on hipster YT videos. dont bother with /sp/s own Rachel McNichols
>>144175941I literally don't know what that is
>>144176117
>>144176105I said what I said. I dont mean the nature when I said unappealing. I mean the people, they seem very rude and terrible. I dont understand the love for mexicans and hobos
>>144176120Why are bills fans like this
>>144176140>Makes sheagles fans seethe#imwithher
>>144175954So why are they getting more vitriol this year vs years past.
>>144176145At least by paralyzing her earlier in life she has an excuse to avoid future bills mafia interactions.
>>144176145Lots of alcohol
>>144175980Thanks for the (you)
>>144176145you been to buffalo?
>>144176140>Have a chance to do a fake ad>Put out the most uninspired dogshit possibleWeak aura for a weak candidate.
>>144176141>I mean the people, they seem very rude and terriblesounds like you would fit right in with that faggot ass post of yours but hey stay frosty in the alps Hans
>>144176023>Team that everyone thinks will be good >Team that everyone expects to have a down year You might be retarded
>>144176155Making up for years where they didn't get enough hate
>>144176180Thats because it wasn't a fake ad it was just a shit ad deployed early. They are saying its a fake ad due to the backlash.
>>144176185>>144176189
>>144176145Just part and parcel of living on the least coast
>>144161728NFL favored offenses much more in the 80s and 90s than they do today. Just look at my Vikings with Moss Carter and Reed.
>>144176126Im all thugged up, killah G true word
>>144176225>a woman >having a correct opinionkek commiefornia tranny seethe
>>144176041>Your Favorite TeamChiefs!>Your Least Favorite TeamSee pic>Your Home State/RegionKansas City?>Your Favorite Game SnackChipotle. Otherwise coffee
>>144176235>glance at screen>"NFL flavored offenses"Ok so it was my brain fucking with me but what flavor would your /nfl/ team be?
>>144176260please stop posting in /ctg/
>>144176260Why drinks coffee during a football game?
>>144162559When you tell the snaketards that Kincaid is overrated
>>144176266I don't even know what that is
>>144176272I dont's kno', Forrest
>>144176282forget I mentioned it
>>144176262ShitBut like hindu type shit
>>144176262Kool-Aid, of course!
>>144174390>Wilson maybe, if anything Rodgers was much too cerebral
>>144161728he had that southeastern country strength
How long before we see AI robots replace athletes?
>>144176320>you know remember Wilson humiliation ritual at the nickelodeon awards
>>144176041>>Your Favorite Team -Rams>>Your Least Favorite Team -Raiders>>Your Home State/Region - California, in the THEYNOTLIKEUS region>>Your Favorite Game Snack - Pussy and Hot Fries
>>144176005>packers>green bay
>>144176388heebie jeebies!
Reminder that if Lamar had won the SB this year he would have the same amount of MVPs as Mahomes and be only one ring behind. But yall want to act like anyone else is in the conversation as either of their equals
Jay cutler in the mud
>>144176439There is no conversation because Lamarr didn't win
>>144176465I'm just saying the gap between Lamar and Mahomes sounds bigger than it is but it's actually that big between Mahomes and everyone else. Just one season is the difference between Mahomes and Lamar
>>144176446He's out of her league imo
>>144176439Lamar did not deserve MVP last season.
>>144176439had tj watt or myles garrett put up the same numbers in a cowboys uniform they would've won an mvp by now
Lamar isn't even the best player on the Ravens.
>>144176572Bruh
>>144176388
>>144176439>>144174422
Whatever happened to that Justin Herbert guy, don't hear much about him now a days.
>>144176636rent's due
>>144176431kek what a green gaybay cheesedick meatpacker from brown county
Feels like an odd season for the Rams. Stafford's last ride starting in Detroit is tough work. It's a rebuilding team with playoff aspirations? Lots of primetime games for the team too.
>>144176636Dolphins and tuna are doing well enough for you to be this cocky.
>>144176689They're mid. Stafford should have hung up the pads by now. They won't be competitive again until they get their next QB
>>144176483Josh Allen is currently better than Mahomes. If Allen were on the Chiefs he would beat a Mahomes' Bills, repeatedly. We would actually be talking about Allen's three super bowl rings. This is just the truth.
>>144176691*aren't
Lions, 9ers, Eagles, Falcons, Rams, Packers, Cowboys are your NFC playoffs
>>144176710does Josh Allen even have a WR1 to throw to?
>>144176724>Eagles>FalconsNeither will be over .500
>>144176369Prompt?
>>144176703That's why the Rams restructured his deal to give him a pay bump and clear up his future dead cap if they cut him. I think they're ready to draft a young guy. Praying they're not in the Dak sweepstakes.
>>144176691>>144176720Dolphins are winning the AFC East retard.
You now remember that the Bills had the chance to draft Xavier Worthy but traded the pick to the Chiefs so they could have him instead.
>>144176827and people will still say there's no conspiracy to rig the NFL
>>144176710No anon, that's not the truth, that's called fan fiction. Allen is not better than Mahomes at all. He is worse under pressure, makes worse decisions, and even has a worse arm. You are misinformed
>>144175393
>>144175393Trump is a retard so not him.
>>144176798I don't see how they get past the Bills and Jets. Maybe if Aaron and Josh both tear their achilles this year.
>>144177039Josh "Most Overrated QB in the NFL" Allen has no to throw to and Rodgers is washed fungi eating addict. The jest are the jest.
>>144176929its easy to look worse when you don't have a top 3 all time offensive genius running your offense and telling you where to go with the ball
>QueefsStop calling us that. You may not like us, but we have earned your respect.
>>144176973I want to believe JD Vance is banking on Trump dying in office of being old and unhealthy
>>144176126im a snitchchad
>>144176743we get it, you're a bucs fan.
I need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
Queefs
>>144177197I'm a reality noticer.
>>144177233the dak prescott of home decor
>>144177233i hate flyovers so fucking much it's unreal
>>144177286based
LITERALLY CANNOT BE SHOOK
>>144176560coward
>>144177233The Cardinals decorating Kyler Murray's house
>>144177080Andy draws up plays sure but Mahomes isn't Mahomes because "Andy tells him where to go with the ball". Mahomes' main strength is improvisation and he's at his best when he rolls out of the pocket and extends the play. He's also like Brady in that he reads defenses live by himself (Allen doesn't). It's the combination of what Andy draws up and what the best QB in the league and probably of all time can add to it that is producing what will be the greatest dynasty in NFL history. If Mahomes were simply Allen tier it might have resulted in one ring *at best*. Andy is no stranger to trying to win a super bowl and I don't know if you've noticed but every ring we've won has come after we were getting our asses kicked and then Mahomes put on the cape. Andy got outcoached in the last super bowl in particular and had a disturbingly vanilla, predictable playsheet. Mahomes is the one who won it. Allen is a very athletic likeable golden retriever QB but he isn't close to Mahomes. He's basically a worse Favre that can run. Mahomes is a fusion of Rodgers and Brady.
>>144177338i still can't believe they gave him such a huge extension when he needs to be contractually obligated to watch tape and banned from playing too much vidya
>>144177262Now post how they did against the Lions
>>144176724NFC Seeding1. Bucs2. Packers3. Rams4. Commanders5. Lions6. 49ers7. BearsAFC Seeding1. Chiefs2. Jaguars3. Dolphins4. Bengals5. Texans6. Jets7. Chargers
remember when (((espn))) kept trying to force every to call patti cuckitini "showtime mahomes"?
now I think our floor is 15 wins this season
>>144177434>15-2>lose in the divisionalSounds about right.
>>144177425>espnit was mostly romo and chris collinsworthi fucking hate romo so much, i switch to the Spanish broadcast
>>144177434What's his plan to not get blown out at home in January?
>>144175952As a Californian, can confirm. Anything south of Sac is a shithole now. And its a shame because SF used to be a fun place 20 years ago. Even LA was semi-tolerable. Fucking libs got what they asked for, ruined an entire state and learned nothing.
>>144177464it was booger mcfarland and that twink that once got scared when matty ice said "get fuckin' set" loud enough for the cameras to pick up. It was espn, retard.
mahomes would be 0-4 in super bowls if andy reid wasnt there to scheme his receivers as wide open as physically possible
>>144177338
>>144177516More like 0-0
144177516Stupid statement that means nothing
>>144177561no i'll give mahomes enough credit to say he'd probably make it to some super bowls without andy. he plays his best in the playoff games that aren't for a lombardi and then he turns into sam darnold
>mfw my bronkuks go 0-0-18 this year
>>144177516if chiefs got a fair whistle mahomes would half as many SB appearances
>>144176724>LionsOdd way to spell Bears
>>144177632unironically this. Thank god Bo is here to break that buck silly.
>>144177516Andy was 0-1 in super bowls for decades before Mahomes and 3-2 after
>>144177516>Mahomes would lose in the Super Bowl if his team suckedThat’s the kind of trenchant insight I’ve come to expect from /sp/
>I'mma blick niggas all in they coffin>Yeah Ov-Ho niggas is dick riders>Tell em run to America to imitate heritage>They can't imitate this violence>What I learned is niggas don't like the West Coast and I'm fine with it, I push the line with it.>Pick a nigga off one at a time with it. We can be on a 3 hour time difference.
>>144177516This is true but at some point it's also on the opposing defensive coordinators. Last year they barely even had a WR corps. It was Kelce or nothing. And Kelce still got open. Consistently. Like, how the fuck does that happen? You leave the guy with Jerry Rice postseason numbers wide open so you can cover Kadarious "I'm a healthy scratch because Patrick unironically hates me" Toney instead? Triple team Kelce. Quadruple team him. If somebody else beats you then they beat you. But letting the one guy you know is their only legitimate threat beat you over and over again is fucking malpractice
we're so close bros...so close
>>144177786Go Vikings btw
>>144177066im glad tua and the coach got extended because they blow against my joshy
>>144177799This was what killed us in the regular season. But then Rice broke out and gave Mahomes at least literally one other option, just in time for the playoffs
>>144177888you will NEVER get past the chiefs or bengals
>>144177971just like the dolphins wont get past the bills chiefs or bengals
AFCN>Bungles*>Ravens (WC)>Steelers (miss playoffs but still finish 9-8)>BrownsAFCE>Dolphins*>Bills (WC)>Jest>PatsAFCS>Texans*>Jags (WC)>Colts>TitansAFCW>Chiefs*>Chorgers>Raiders>Buncos
Fuck NorCal
>>144177935I don't know why the Chiefs didn't just move on from everyone other than Rice. Watson and Sky Moore proved how utterly useless they were. Just tell them to fuck off and give new faces a try. If Worthy, Hollywood and Rice went down they'd be totally fucked. That's not the point of backups
>>144177935>us
There is absolutely no way Pathetic Mahomes attends church
NFCN>Lions*>Packers (WC)>Burrs>VikingsNFCE>Cowboys*>Eagles (WC)>Team Formerly Known as Redskins>GiantsNFCS>Falcons*>Bucs>Saints>PanthersNFCW>49ers*>Rasm (WC)>Seahawks>Cardinals
>>144178115I’m literally Kadarius Toney
>>144178155You play for the Raiders
>>144178065>>Steelers (miss playoffs but still finish 9-8)you probably should have watched the Broncos last season and see why they won't be 9-8
This thread fucking SUCKS!!
At least update the logo for the Jets you retards
>>144178200Because Breesbabby is a dink n dunk merchant and Russ is a long ball maestro
>>144178200Wilson will be dog ass don't get me wrong but there will be enough bullshit 17-14 Steelers wins that they'll manage to hover north of .500They did the same thing with Rapistburger's corpse, Mason Rudolph, Trubisky, and Pickett
>tfw no more diggs to bail out your shitty overthrown passes
REPPING THE CLEVELAND BROWNSI just don't see us getting 10+ wins this season. Rapists gonna rape.
>>144176005Why do I have the gut feeling it could be the Titans for surprisingly good? Also most disappointing will be the Ravens
>>144178258Idk they suck. 7 wins.
Perna if you're in here, stop with the goddamn minshew mansex jokes
>>144178255Steelers managed 10 wins with a rapist, organizational issue
>>144178258I don't even know who the Titans' coach is but it doesn't surprise me that 4chan thinks Levis is a potential new white hope
>>144178151do chicks do this to themselves after they realize they have the worst type of tits?
>>144178270Lmao
>>144178306If that's the case, Michael Hall JR should be playing.
>go to beach >wear sunscreen >still get sunburned woooooow
>>144178379Skill issue
>>144178379Bears fan?
>>144178379>Wears sunscreen to 'protect' from the sun>The sun is an all natural light source that gives tons of vitamins>Sun(screen) Sun(block)
>>144178409ah yes, the famous chicago beaches
Excited for football to start, happy the Rams got put on the Sunday opener.
>>144178454If I lived in Chicago I'd look for every reason to get out
>>144178355It's fake>>144178379Sun too spicy for wypipo
>>144178454chicago's beach is still more real than any team using a turf field
>>144174466>quarteredThis is the part that always gets me. Motherfucker got a literally medieval execution. That was some Braveheart shit, some Game Of Thrones shit.
>>144178255Watson is a garbage QB and a garbage person. But let’s not pretend asking for a happy ending is rape.
>>144178430>gives tons of vitaminsLike Sunny D
>>144178475I've heard it's based as long as you don't accidentally get shot by Chief Keef
>>144178519just banter
Show me a more kino pass chart than this. You know you can't
>>144174466Why are you posting this like it's some tragedy? He deserved it. Live by the sword die by the sword.
>>144178612This sexually frustrates me... hope he does well on the Colts.
>DJ Uiagalelei
>>144178655wtf wrong general, damnit
>>144178612:)
>>144178691Phwoar
Post the team everyone thinks is going to be good that you think is going to be bad.ANDPost the team that everyone thinks is going to be bad that you think is going to be good.
>>144178430>blocking uv is the same as blocking the sunfucking retarded abbo go fuck yourself and try googling sunscreen before you say retard shit nigger
>>144178729ChargersSaints
>>144178740Fret not, dear yankee. I trust those chemtrails are doing the job.
>>144178729Mahomes is due an injury, and the Stillers will fill the gap. Those two
>>144178729ChiefsChiefs
>>144178762>Mahomes is due an injuryHaven't thought about this but you're not wrong.
>>144178752dude it’s cool if you’re not white but please don’t try to give white people schizo advice about sunscreen
>>144178729>Post the team everyone thinks is going to be good that you think is going to be bad.Lions>Post the team that everyone thinks is going to be bad that you think is going to be good.Jets
>>144178752>Australia has one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world. About 2 out of 3 Australians will be diagnosed with some form of skin cancer during their lifetime.Should get that mole checked out
>got drunk at a neighbor’s cookout and passed out and slept through my fantasy draft hosted by my brotherFeels bad man
>>144178729TexansCowboysThe Texans are entering this season with an incredible amount of hype, and that almost never goes well for a team with a young quarterback. They added some good pieces over the offseason, including in the draft, but I think Stroud is going to regress some in his second year and they're playing a much harder schedule than they did last year.Regarding the Cowboys, in all my years following Dallas one pattern has emerged: whenever they have a GOOD offseason, they have a terrible regular season, while every time they have a BAD offseason they have a great regular season and at least make the playoffs. This year was an example of the latter, where the only notable thing Dallas did right in the offseason was finally pay Ceedee Lamb. So I think they're going to be better than people expect, just based on memery.
>>144176465I fell asleep after this post and was thinking about football. I was dreaming about football before waking up and I dreamt something about Mahomes getting really hurt and carried of the field, the opponents had some gold/golden thing going on in their game attire. Even I was really concerned and I dislike the guy. Thought i'd tell you about this premonition but now it's back to sleep
>>144178784I'm thinking like when Brady Quinn tore his acl and the pats missed the ploffs at 11-6. Steelers upset the Colts and sailed to the SB against a random Cardinals team (Falcons this year)
>>144178379This is why im in favor of white women getting BLACKED. White people need melanin in order to protect themselves for the harmful UV rays. I let my wife get impregnated by a black man to I could have a safer child. Now my daughter can I play in the sun as much as she wants
which one of you posted the mahomes vs brady comparison chart and got 20k likes on twitter?
>>144178784i’ve been thinking about it every day like the afcw lifer i am
NFCE>commanders are playing for spiritual wins this season>giants lost nyc to the jets>dak unironically might be the worst qb in the division by the end of the season>vic fangio will run the defense into the ground like he always does
>>144178880I feel like people are sleeping on the Commies. Nobody expects them to do well, but they did nothing in the offseason but get better. Snyder is finally gone. They changed the name so all the Indian curses have been lifted. The future looks bright in Washington for the first time in ages.
>>144178821>>144178796Wrong, my ancestors are celtic and they're filthy criminal scumbags imported through the prisoner colony.And regarding the cancer rates, those are from the vaxx and eating rubbish i.e. maccas. Australians are 90% vaccinated and I did not take one if you must know.
>>144178729>Post the team everyone thinks is going to be good that you think is going to be bad.Bears and Jets >Post the team that everyone thinks is going to be bad that you think is going to be good.Eagles
>>144178907>he thinks there were women prisonersabbo blood save thee white man
>>144178943Amerimutt coping the fact I'm white
>>144178986tell me about how you never get sunburned dude that’s gonna convince me you’re white
>>144178729>Post the team everyone thinks is going to be good that you think is going to be bad.>Post the team that everyone thinks is going to be bad that you think is going to be good.>post a bad team like it's 2019>post a good team like it's 2019Fixed for you and based on replies, that's exactly how people think
NFCN>you can count on two hands the number of quarters in which Jordan Love played good football>detroit will get screwed by the refs no matter how good they are>justin jefferson is wasting his career in minnesota>caleb williams is not cj stroud and chicagoans are setting him up for failure with this much hype over a rookie
Why is Brady considered the GOAT again?
>>144178996Who said anything about never getting sun burned? I merely pointed out the dangers of sunscreen. Of course you get roasted without sunscreen but it's not dangerous as what the media portrays unless you wear their (((protection))).
>>144178863melanin lowers IQ
Mahomes is the GOAT because he has better logs of shit
>>144179111pretty sure he played more than 96 games in his career
>>144179111yeah it was this one
>>144179135God I'm not even brady fan but the mahomes spammer makes me want to defend brady, which is why I hate that guy
>>144179123dumb faggot i’m gonna be pissed when you get skin cancer. my grandparents who grew up on farms were pretty fucked by it
>>144179141The stats are for the 7 seasons of their career
>>144178729LionsCardinals
>>144179171yeah like i said i think he played longer than that
7>3, kek muttlovers still have no legitimate argument to this.
I love my Chicago bears :) can't wait to see us go 7-10 and disappoint everyone again
>>144179167>t. cold and logless
Mahomes logs>Bradys logsThat’s all that matter
>>144179212I genuinely depends on whether or not those 7 wins and 10 losses pass the eye test. if the Bears are a scrappy, bullish 7-10 and look like they'll make a leap next season that's a good year. If they start off terribly and win some irrelevant games at the end like they did last year then yea it'll be bad.
NFCW>seahawks fans will be asking for sam howell by thanksgiving>9ers pass pro has to be the most overrated shit on the planet>rams pass pro has to be the second most overrated shit on the planet>refs will call more OPIs against Marvin Harrison Jr than DPI on the defenders covering himi'm not rating the NFCS
>>144179135Somebody ask the AI to write scat fiction of Mahomes.
>>144179260>i'm not rating the NFCSI'll do it for you>aints>cuccs>failcons>panthers may the least shit team win the division as the only playoff team
>>144179254You're also expecting the Chicago fan base to have patience beyond those wins and losses. If they go 7-10, I fully expect Chicago fans to go full chimpout and call for our coaches head and asking for a new qb regardless of how he played.
What happened to Trevor Semian? I miss semenking meme magic
>>144179169Listen here you fucking dog cunt!Your grandparents got fucked by eating rubbish and applying sunscreen on their skin yet they blame the sun for it? THE SUN that happens to be the source of all fucking life. Do you see animals applying sunscreen on themselves? Lmao fucking idiot.This will be my last reply to you, fucktard. Browns 4 Life.
Everyone ready for the season?
This is the year for my Commandies, I can feel it
>>144179212>3-14Caleb will crumble. McCarthy, Daniels and Maye were the QBs.
>>144179299waiting for a call from a team with an injured QB or a sports media network whichever one comes first >>144179296to be fair idk why they kept the head coach honestly. I thought they'd go with an offensive head coach for their new QB
>>144179322What about Ryback?
>>144179311As a Cowboys fan I've reached a kind of numbness to it all. Nothing positive is ever going to happen to the team until Jerry finally croaks. Until then they'll just do what they've done for my entire life: put up mediocre-to-great regular seasons with the occasional stinker, only to lose in the first two rounds of the playoffs. It is what it is.
>>144179309> Do you see animals applying sunscreen on themselves?my grandparents didn’t wear sunscreen how was that not obvious? are you that retarded? do you understand that animals die all sorts of horrible deaths all the time and don’t usually have exposed skin? you’re so fucking stupid. stop sharing your shit opinions in my thread faggot
>>144179347He's the cook
>>144179347>rybitch
yall fucking stupid if you think the bears are winning less than 9 games mnimum. MINIMUM. caleb is already better than bustin and that's just simple fact at this point
>>144174439>a steelerfag with good tasteRare
>>1441794144 wins max. Screencap this
>>144179414Based retard
>>144179347Casey Fuckin' Ryback?
>>144175036Rodgers will be injured in week 1 again. Bet on it.
>>144179367Assumption is the MOTHER of all fuck ups.
>>144179414>caleb is already better than bustinA bar so low you would need a submarine to somehow trip over it.
Rybitch plays football now? Is that why he hasn't been having Twitter meltdowns for a while?
>>144179531the lower a bar is the easier it is to trip over retard
AFCE>Josh Allen didn't have enough retards on his team last year which is why Buffalo replaced their best receiver with rookie keon coleman>Miami isn't good enough to get a home playoff game and they still suck on the road>The jets are still a circus>rest easy knowing pats jerseys will continue collecting dust in closets of bandwagoners across middle america :)
>>144179589
>want to have an autistic meltdown because of tripfags again>realize it's a boring gimmick and I need to find something else Umm can you guys give me attention and (you)s please? I don't have a reason for it I'm just bored waiting for the season to finally start. I asked nicely
AFCW>chiefs will get clowned on by the raiders again lmao>raiders don't have a qb>harbaugh might have the best hands on the chargers>broncos coach has no lips
>>144176041JagsChoofsOregonpizza
>>144179691For (You)
>had to re-sign Adoree Jackson a week before the season started because as it turns out using a slot-only corner and/or a career special teamer as a starting CB2 was a terrible ideaI'm already not having fun.
ALL IN MY ASS
I could HEEM everyone ITT with one hand behind my back
AFCN>ravens defense will regress, lamar blew his chance >joe burrow has even less protection than last year lmao>hiring arthur smith and that shitty offense guarantees tomlin will get another job somewhere else when the steelers finally can him>I give the browns until halloween before their next scandal
>>144179925I won't lie, I'm a giant bitch irl so I don't doubt it. Fighting is stupid imo
I could HEEM everyone ITT with one hand behind my back!
Coach primate
>>144179959
>>144179939>joe burrow has even less protection than last year lmao?
AFCS>idk about the titans honestly lol>cj stroud sophomore slump>douggie p is actually washed :(>richardson needlessly risking his health keeps colts fans up at night
>>144180031Titans feel like a sleeper candidate for worst team in the league. Firing Vrabel because of the sins of Jon Robinson was a massive mistake. He had no one to work with.
>>144178513>>144178691
>>144180016I forgot they got that pats tackle. either way I dont remember their oline being great last year.
So like, does anybody actually know who this bitch is? Like is she a porn star or something?
>>144180071Not to mention he got fucked over by his offensive coordinator being an alcoholic.
>>144180102bros I'm so in
>>144180102Ryback knows
When will he finally win DPOY?
>>144180152when Myles Garrett and TJ Watt retire
>>144180152I don't understand how he didn't do it last year. He won the Raiders games by himself.
>>144180172On a bloated knee too. Could’ve ended his career doing that
This is when Caleb looked his best. He should grow this back.
>>144180152When he stops being a fucking chud and endorses Kamala
>>144179959I would stab you.
Stab this bussy
>>144180163He's already better than Myles Garrett. Garrett was trash later in the season and in the playoffs last season.
>>144180257when he was injured?
>>144180191face pubes
>>144180264He was injured for the half the season?
>>144180152Even Mahomes said Maxx is the hardest DB to play against
>>144180102Ebony throat qween?
>>144180102>>144180317I’m sure GrandMakai knows>>144180084
Nothing wrong with slurping your own semen
Corndog has won 2 owls
Eagles put a political ad endorsing Kamala. All the other chud teams better take notice and keep up
>>144180298It's crazy that Garrett even won DPOY when he had less sacks than six other people. Him winning was a joke.
>>144180375Rejoice heathens! Witness the pinnacle of American food.
>>144180375I wish I could eat a corndog rn, but I’m not a diet :(Sometimes I envy fat people like Any Reid not caring about their appearance
>>144180204I totally forgot about that. Chuds don’t win these titles.
>>144180375Why do NFC teams fall for it every time?
>>144180502I don't know how people can walk around looking like tatted up retards. Tua almost looked human before he started getting sleeves and went full broccoli hair.I don't think I've seen a person that looks better WITH tattoos.
>>144178729LionsVikings
>>144178729chiefsrefs
>>144180671>I don't know how people can walk around looking like tatted up retards.Probably the same way people who are missing body parts or have birth defects do.
MVP comin through
Let's see how retarded /nfl/ is.https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DDV87yQ
>>144178729this one is easy as fuck >jest>its every year with this shit>falcons
>>144180835nice try, fbi
>>144180883federal bussy inserter
They gave him 4 more years, he will give them 4 more nightmares.This fall:The Mcdanielnator.
>>144180152I think adding Christian Wilkins helps his chances a lot. He's not the best DT but he's versatile and never gets off the field which will help Maxx get his opportunities and put up better stats. It's annoying and kind of absurd that he's not in the DPOY. Along with pressures, he leads DE's in total tackles and tackles for lose, which are basically equivalent to sacks, but all the attention goes to Watt and Garrett.>>144180293I think he got fucked up against the rams in like week 12 which is when he really dipped
>>144178729TexansChargers
>>144180905its not really his fault that tua is his qb
>>144180920Do not respond to my posts. Go back to preddit.
>>144180924what?
I think Kayvon Thibodeaux is going to have a huge year. Every single EDGE defender stuck in a Wink Martindale defense takes off once they get the hell away from Martindale. Za'Darius Smith and Matt Judon became monsters once they got out of his meme defense.
Remember when Jon Gruden got a 10 year contract?
>>144180539sometimes twice in a single game
>>144180961Hey if you can fleece these retards, do it. While I can't stand tua or mcdaniel and hate that I have to put up with them for 4 more years min I can't hate them getting that retard ross to pay them his jew gold.
https://youtu.be/ooSEdnLZ79M
My boy Teppy finna put the league on notice
>>144181008LOOK AT THIS DUDELOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>144181008How's he so dumb at football?
>>144181008Who's this jew?
>>144179359I believe you, just because my best friend is a die hard cowgirl fan and his sentiment is exactly the same last season killed all hope
>>144181008Remember when he got so worked by a Jags fan he threw a cup of piss on them during a game? KWAB+woman moment
Is your HC this fast?
>>144181007AIIIIEEEYAAHEEEEYAAAHHEEEYAAAHAAHHH
>>144181057>I’m fast as fuck, booooooiiiiiiiii!
>>144181074kek unironically what I think every time I post it
African American quarterbacks.
>>144181111comment this with your primary means of access
>>144181115access this bussy
>>144160795>Ricky Pearsall bullet injury didn't require surgerynot a real bullet injury. he didn't get shot.
>>144181048For me, it's when he saw a local restaurant marquee call him out, so he pulled in and cried out in pain as he slapped the hat off the owner's head.
New in a few >>144181146
>>144181131The 'shop owner' was literally wearing another teams hat
>>144180961Remember when the raiders went 3-0 against three playoff teams after 3 years of rebuilding and then those emails just “leaked” and the team somehow made a wildcard appearance? I remember. Kind of suspicious those old “emails” just came out of nowhere at that time
>noooo I must be able to post the thread for updoots!pathetic.
>>144181183Shut up retard why would you think the league would make it easier for the Cheifs to win the division
>>144181206Exactly. Thanks for understanding. There’s no way the NFL will let the Bills give the Brady Patriots the business
>>144181131I actually have been to that place multiple times when I've been in Charlotte. When I was there during Memorial Day Weekend I knocked my hat off at the entrance in tribute. Fuck Mr. Hedgefund.The wings are very good.
500th for MASERATI MARVWOOOOOOOOW
>>144176185Would you please shut the fuck up you're embarrassing us.
