International break is here.
HOWE STOP PLAYING ENGLISH SHITTERSLOOK ABROAD FFS
Haven't been to sleep yet lads
>>144166411>rainy, cold, and dark>get in bed >open channel 5 app>play columbo>volume lowYou will now sleep and it WILL be comfy
>>144166399He tried to buy Anthony Elanga for £50M
What's going on with the strange little cult anons have here? If you say anything positive about a team they instantly reply with some random (presumably made up) shit to say why they're bad.
There's a house on fire down my street. Watching fire engine put it out from my bedroom window.
Who is England even playing in the break
is this dave?
>>144166450Because he plays for Englisham Shitterest
>>144166461take it reddit softladyour team's shit and i don't care about your feelings
always laugh when 2016 tourists say gb2reddit because reddit posts are virtually identical to 4chan posts and if you lurk both there are blatantly a lot of crossposters
>>144166530That's not me wtf
Think Brighton will finish top 3 this year, ironically might be some people who made big money on ~4 odds
why is ronaldo at the top of this list lmao
>we won the xG
>>144166833has lawro been binned off?
>>144166825Same reason dippers think suarez was good and the prawn sandwich brigade think henry was good
>>144166862Booted for being a white male, as was garth crooks
the league has decided that this seasons’ narrative is Liverpool vs City - no other competitors allowed.
>>144166905Haaland has 7 goals in 3 league matches. There are no competitors to City.
>>144166914Man utd needs Kane to parry.
>>144166926Can't see Buyern letting him go unless they're retarded
>>144166939He may force i tho, to end up as premier's legues goat striker and to get manure silverware. But yes, kane would fit them perfectly. Zirkzee and Hojlund maybe are good prospects but definetly not on level with best strikers
>>144166948Yeah I've said too the problem with manure is the finishing. It's why when trashford had a decent season two years ago they finished 3rd then the next they slipped straight back down to 8th. Speaking of which when they finished 8th they were basically tied with 16th place Brentford for league goals. To me at least the problem seems blindingly obvious.
>>144166914Man city about to be hit with a 50 point deduction
>>144166978Not an easy problem to solve though
>>144166982They really have to buy kane
I-is he allowed to hold that
>>144166997Of course, he is the best. I hope we get him next season when bayern loses the league again
>>144166978why are lethal strikers so hard to get? you just need to float around the opponent CBs, and when your winger or midfielder start pinging the ball into your direction, you time your run perfectly so you don't get caught to the offside trap, dribble the ball a bit, and just hit it as hard as possible. it shouldn't be that hard right?
Happy birthday tooney
you can only laugh
Have the plethora of United fans that had shown up in the off season already gone back into hiding? That was quick. Thought they'd won the transfer window and were ready to compete for big things again after the cup win.
>>144167020/ourgirl/
>>144167026do you get a mini version of trophies from UEFA or whatever? Or has he gone down to timpsons to get all these made
>Chelsea created more xG in their 1-1 draw with Crystal Palace (2.42) than in their 6-2 win against Wolves (1.65).
>>144167081that’s because any high scoring game is an an anomaly for Chelsea, just like last season - they just continue where they left off before Poch actually got them performing half decently. Just like United (without performing half decently).
imagine how much goals United would've scored if they kept Greenwood
>>144167172Probably 0, he was overrated and it would be him being the scapegoat instead of Rashford
>>144167172It's their own fault for alienating Sancho, not protecting Greenwood, whatever the fuck they've done to Mount, Rashford and Maguire. They had the crop of English talent and have fucked it.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/mason-greenwood-marseille-footballer-read-the-thread-rules-in-the-op-before-posting.483715/really liking the fact that Redcafe has a specific thread about Greenwood and it's the thread the admins wish stay slow (which is logical since he's no longer their player) but just can't because United players can't score at all so some United fans really need to vent but in the most subtle way without people thinking 'HURR DURR YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU WANT GREENWOOD BACK'.
>>144167180Is he referring to the Crystal Palace side who are currently on 1 point from 9?
>>144167197>Mount, Rashford, Maguire, Sancho>THE crop of English talentLmao do ppl actually think this
>>144167245Yes>>144167210After they get Kane, they will sell Zirkzee and hojlund for pennies and Greenwood will be his rotational substitute and sometimes will start.
When did xG go from being a meme statistic that nerds on fantasy football forums obsessed over to a real thing that managers and pundits talk about?
>>144167265top 6 managers use it as a cope that they shouldn't be fired because 'we could've scored a lot more and here's the scientific FAX' and it just spreads into pundits.
>>144167258And also van Nistelrooy will probaby be manager if bald doesn't start winning
>>144166826>have you seen the xG?https://youtu.be/W9ZZ8FxOdLI?si=-nhhyep4ECyOC2tP&t=10
>>144167281at this rate, RvN will invent a time machine so he can make his new 25yo body to be the new leading United striker
>>144167287Good one, i give the bald 3 more games, i don't understand why is he obsessed with tall strikers who don't score
>>144167286comment section is pretty funny
Who's more broken right now - Everton or Man Utd fans?
>>144167265marketing
>>144167265Media being infested with said nerds
>>144167180Palace fans genuinely thought they were European contenders, some even though they could make a CL push ahahahaha. I used to like them but they've somehow become megadelusional after ten good games like no oher fanbase I've ever seen in the PL
>Casemiro has a shocker>humiliate him and force him into retirement>Mainoo has a shocker>he a good boy he dindu nuffin wrong
Has this man had no media training, what possessed him to give the ABMU media this photograph
>>144167408I don't think mainuuu is good enough but i don't think there's much point in shitting all over a kid. even if he's black
>no you can't use sports science and analytics just ask baz down the local if he'd take a punt on ngubu just use the "eye test"
>>144167422attitude like this is why United are paying £300k a week to Marcus Rashford and booing their manager for leaving him on the pitch
>>144167265Exactly when Potter tried to use xG to defend against McGinn’s goal and got sacked
>>144167472I too think mainoo is good
>>144167472joe allen if he wuz black
>>144167245They were for their positions mate, just Utd have ruined them.
>Casemiro humiliation should end his Manchester United career [James Ducker]>In the case of the first goal, no sooner had Casemiro given the ball straight to Gravenberch by attempting a bizarre first-time pass under no pressure were United suddenly facing a five on three, their two full-backs pinned high and out of the game, and completely exposed.>As for the second goal, it was hard to know what was worse: the sight of a ponderous Casemiro being bundled off the ball by a livewire Diaz or his reaction to being dispossessed. The five-time Champions League winner took an age to get to his feet, initially viewing the scene unfolding before him from his knees, and even when he was back up he elected only to amble back. Ten Hag can only hope Ugarte shows a lot more hunger in such a scenario – not that he will want to see the player in those situations.Ducker wrote like he's actually a very disappointed United fan
>>144167449yeah. you might be right desu. fuck that shit nigger
Title contenders>City, Arsenal and LiverpoolVery good teams>Brighton and Aston VillaGood teams>Spurs and Newcastle
>>144167515any mention of starboy Mainoo getting roasted by Gravenberch for the disallowed goal or making the mistake that led to the 3rd?
>>144167618>Arsenal and Liverpoollol. lmao even.
>>144167515He spent a decade at Real Madrid, he needs time to adapt to the English game where falling over is often, but not always a foul
>>144167618This apart from there's only really one title contender.I also think Brighton will likely do very well this season because they seem to be on a trajectory and have no European fixtures.
>>144167622heh
>>144166833Bogarde's an odd choice. He did reasonably well for about 60 minutes for his debut, but fell away hard past that and got beat for the cross that led to Leicester's goal and was subbed off.
>>144166501shite teams because Southgate got you relegated to Nation League group B lmao
>>144167651Have to reserve judgement on Brighton until other managers have had time to work out their system tweaks. The big risk of a manager that young is what happens when Plan A starts to be sussed.
>Brighton top 4Can't see them keeping up this level of refball all season to make that happen
>>144167718If mitomasan stays fit
>>144167622He got knocked down like a little girl by mcalister
>>144166825>Giggs STILL in this conversation
the 12 day drought begins
>>144167265Managers only break out the xG defence when they're in trouble. Very bad sign when they do
>>144166825Based giggsy winging it and also plowing wives of bros
>>144167747and van hecke, guy was pinging long passes like xabi alonso, brighton would dabble in the lower half of the table if he's out
>>144166530Imagine the smell
>>144167622The latest Manure cope is that Mainoo was a tired boy
>>144167718The system baits cards, it's chaotic and pacey.My thoughts are what other teams are doing. Apart from City nobody looks amazing. You could say Liverpool but they haven't really played anyone yet.
>>144167955brought in a cycling coach/drug pusher as an adviser. kek
>>144167930He's unironically becoming world class.Looking forward to how him and Verbruggen get on in the internationals.
decided I'm going to be really positive this season, MY Aston Villa are not losing any games till AT LEAST the 9th of November
>>144168131Yeah I can definitely see that happening. Normally I'd say that Bayern are too strong to not favour them but they're Vincent Kompany's Bayern now so fuck it. Up the Villa
Thinking about the lad who said you were delusional if you thought United would finish lower than 4th this season
>>144167667He couldnt remember the difference between bellegard and bogarde so just put them both in
Shocking
>>144168131I've just noticed the League Cup is clashing with the first Champions League matchweek
Casemiro had a very bad half in a dysfunctional team but if United completely write him off and pin all their hopes on a 19yo blackie and some lad from Ligue 1 who nobody's ever seen play then I don't see things improving
>>144168185i don't see the issuevast majority of football followers around the world would kill to see their club win a cupten hag has objectively won more than arteta in less time, and about the same as klopp
>>144168194The date hasn't been changed on there. LC games involving CL clubs are played 3 weeks from now (24th/25th Sept). The LC games involving EL clubs are played 2 weeks from now (17th/18th Sept).
Warra win the transfer window is lads
>>144168226oh good stuff
Manchester United hahahahaha
Remind me of a single thing Fernandez did
>>144168254He hustled a lot. Other than that, made shit passes.
>>144168203Should have posted the full exchange then. It was specifically about him staying. Saying Ten Hag is as successful as Klopp was is fine for shitposting and banter, not serious opinion
>Catshitmiro
>>144168290He's definitely gone this season. Absolutely no way the customers can handle another 9 months of agony
Any Daves in here?
>>144168364>the unionYou mean supporters group, right.
>>144168345Looking at the trajectory, United may miss out CL again 2nd time in a row. Dont think even post-SAF United ever had that honestly. When they fell to EL, they'd try harder in the league (or in Jose's case, went hard to win EL) next season so they could return to CL. Would be financially disastrous to miss out CL again.
>>144168382These bozos actually wanted to purchase Liverpool when the Superleague proposal came out, with Gary Neville egging them on because he knew what a disaster it would turn out to be
>>144168389Lol. I may not love FSG but in this case FSG 4 Life
>>144168394They absolutely did in the first 24 hours or so when everyone was melting down over the news, only once Klopp and Henderson issued statements that they still support FSG things started to calm down and they *only* demanded a place on the board
>>144168290klopp won 2 milk cups an fa cup and a cl to ten balds milk cup and fa cuppretty underwhelming desu
season looks pretty boring already, probably gonna end with the same top 4 just Liverpool and Arsenal swapping places.
>>144168455I'm sure complaining on 4chan will fix it
>>144168454klopp never won the prem
>>144168460
>>144168458yes
>>144168387It's weird to think about Manchester United's league position and think "can they financially afford this?" but you're absolutely right.Its obvious Ten Hag is going to give least priority to the league and focus on one of the cups. Thing is, if he shits the league again is he actually going to last long enough to win one? For example Neville was saying yesterday that if Manchester United aren't above 8th in November-December INEOS are likely going to start thinking about replacing him again. Which doesn't mean its true but Neville is so against the manager replacement roulette that I was surprised to hear it from him
Big fan of the Dutch Tom Huddlestone. Don't see how Hojlund gets back in the team now.Probably best to ship him off to Everton in January so he doesn't take valuable minutes off of Rashy and Amad
>>144168468Eyes and teeth
>>144168478Hojlund seems like a better player than zirkzee to me
>>144168415Apparently they did a survey with only 17% voting in favor of FSG out, fair play. But I still remember them retweeting a bunch of retarded posts about buying LFC
>>144168478>Big fan of the Dutch Tom HuddlestoneThat would require Zirkzee to be two stone overweight
>>144168468where are the fans?
>>144168493Outside, getting fined for breaking lockdown
>>144168488Hojlund took over 1000 minutes of game time to score and then went back to the scoring drought a month later. His ass is still in that drought.
3 individual mistakes3 goalsmainoo's mistake was out of character but ended the gameif we score first in the second half, who knowsafter the 3rd it became a farce / a friendly game so nothing can be learnt from the second halfalso the players had to watch casemiro begging to be taken off at ht which can't have been great for moralea real man would have said keep me on and i'll prove you wrong, so cass is more than likely finished as a utd first team playercollyer looked like a lost puppy, shouldn't have put him into that situationbring in ugartewe'll build some momentum and by christmas we might not be far offanyone who judges a season after 3 games has the memory of a goldfish, and i'm not just talking about 92/9310h IN
>>144168434>>144168460When the league was suspended on March 2020, Liverpool had 82 points and City had 57. Liverpool's points rate had them on track to end the season with 107 points. The only asterisk is that they didn't break the points record.
>>144168505Getting pushed off the ball isn't out of character for Mainoo. He isn't a physical player that wrestles for the ball.
>>144168478It screams volumes that despite having a bad game, the fact that he was in the right positions already makes him far more impressive than Hojlund
>>144168492and inexplicably good at long range passing
Randomly thinking about Viola Beach, lads.Poor lads..
He needs to be given more time to instil his football philosophy and the board need more time to shift all the deadwood. He also needs more good players, specifically:>One LB because Shaw and Malacia are always injured and Dalot is not a LB.>One CB to replace Maguire and Lindelof who are on their way out.>Two CMs, a defensive one to replace Casemiro and a more all-rounder to replace Eriksen, since they are both cooked.>Two wingers to replace Rashford and Antony who's are also doneUse the season purely to bed the new/young players we got in. Then make 6 transfers, corresponding to the above positions between now and next August (incl. January window). Use the preseason without international football to get all the players (including new arrivals) singing from the same hymn sheet. Make a proper go of it next season. He needs more time.
>>144168552More time and another 200m huh?It'll surely work this time
>>144168563he's only had 2 years mate and he's been stuck with shit signings that's not his fault(do not look up where they all came from)
>>144168517Also please understand he was tired
Lmao the gunners subreddit is still a total salt mine because of the rice red card incident. They're compiling videos of every delayed restart and crying about get out shithoused for once
https://x.com/mcgrathmike/status/1830293554523931015?s=19Salah leaving Liverpool next season?
>>144168630Turns 33 in the summer. Surprising to say the least given he's still performing.
>>144168616They are by far the most detestable fan base, I don't care what anyone says
>>144168616>They're compiling videos of every delayed restart and crying about get out shithoused for onceRemember last week they were wanking themselves silly because Ben White kicked the ball at McGinn?
>>144168616this will have been said many times, but if Rice didn't want to be sent off for kicking the ball away then maybe he shouldn't have picked up his first yellow card
Sheikh Mansour has a lower net worth than Brexit Jim. If anything City are the underdogs
>manure getting criticized >bring up Arsenal Sad
ew an american arsenal customer. bet youre the janny too
>>144167026that's a lot of cope I mean cups
Real schizo hours
>>144167048Dont believe any american knows about timpsons
>>144167197>protecting GreenwoodFrom himself?
What's going to happen with mo Salah next season lads?
>>144168812From slags.
not a fan of every gimp that appears on AFTV having their own daily Youtube show where they get all the other gimps together and say the same shit all over again
>>144166389Is that a fucking Calvin Klein?
>>144168886Gotta have multiple lines of revenue
Terrible week as a Utd supporter
>>144167286did you see that xG, Gee? do not talk to me
Imagine coming in to work every day and ten hag is your manager
>>144168616standard behaviour for scouseniggers who’ve been that way for much longer
>>144168965>>144168965>>144168965
Hate to say it but my wife's bull Onana was at fault for letting in all 3 of the bin dippers goals. Unfortunate really, he's usually solid keeping me out of my Mrs
>>144168988Are you happy with yourself? Are you content posting weird shit like that?
Man United is easily the biggest club in the world. No other team can generate seethe from their opposition for days after losing a game. Not even winning
>>144169009Dry them tears Dave
>>144167210don't want to start the debate again but this shit is cringe as fuck>And why do you choose the team with the rapist instead of one of the other ones? What’s so appealing to you, regarding the team featuring a rapist as their goalscorer?also>I watch them solely because of Greenwood a great talent despite the haters heregetting warned with 'quality control'
>>144169015See, you're still seething. Kek.
Newcastle, Spurs, Man United, Chelsea,West Ham and Palace are all disappointing so far
Manchester United got dismantled yesterday :-)
>>144169009True
>>144168616Do you often brag about going on Reddit? >n-no it different because Redditor - go back there, stay there, use that as your social media platform from now on. Not 4chan.
he's right though. Liverpool can beat us as much as they want, they'll never match us for 'bigness'
There's something based about Ten Hag saying "Where's your trophy?" everytime someone questions him after a loss.
>I, I mean he, he's right!
>>144169034because we all know clubs who start strong go on to win the league
>>144169071Fair point From this we can conclude that Spurs will win the league
>>144169064Scouse rat pls
>Erik Ten Hag is the 18th longest serving manager out of the 92 PL and EFL clubs. He is older than Pep Guardiola.
>>144169082i don't like to point it out but that anon is clearly a manc and on balance i'd say he's right. that's just the way it is unfortunately
>>144169071Not a single one of those teams had a chance to win the league
>>144169069He knows the customers will eat it up kek
I have to agree with /epl/, referees are infallible. I'm glad we all came to this conclusion and we don't need to talk about it further
>>144169115I respect him for just saying "don't talk to me unless you have a trophy".
>Ten Hag is le hvckin bvsed for banging on about trophies he won in the face of adversity >Casemiro uhhh that not bvsed or something?
>>144169126There's something pretty funny and almost based about using the footballing equivalent of "What colour is your Bugatti?"
>>144169126If only he wasn't shit
>>144169126Those are the facts
>>144169126I think I'd quite like it if managers had boxing style weigh ins and pressers beforehand where they rinsed each other.Would he good for the sport I think.
surprised manure sold mctominay, i get that he only had a year left but def wouldnt have been anywhere near the top of players id move the fuck out of that club. wouldve loved to have him with us
>>144169216Pure profit to free them up to sign more random Van Gubus
>>144169196nobody wants to buy the shitters on 300k a week
Every Man United player earning 150K/ week or more>rip sanchingz
>>144169259mount is the outlier there
>>144169259Casemiro, Eriksen, and Maguire are all leaving next summer which will save £38.55M per year in wages.Wish Rashford would accept the PSG offer but he seems to have no ambition.
>>144169259>Annual salary £18,200,000
>>14416928540m on three players wages PER ANNUMthat's genuine insanity
>>144169273in what way?
>>144169301mason mount should not be getting paid more than bruno or even hmagz or fat shawtelling you that whole transfer stinks of backscratching
>>144169196Out of these, how many would be considered not his signings? Are Casemiro, Mount, Ugarte, and Eriksen all Ten Hag signings? Cause I remember him just downright gagging for De Jong.
>>144169285Who do we buy to replace those players? I assume Branthwaite for Maguire.
>>144169325Apparently Casemiro wasn't hus signing. It was a panic buy from the club at the end of the summer if you remember. He wanted De Jong it was his priority signing.
>>144169196How long until they sack seven hag and bring in tuchel kek
>How many of these ex-Ajax and Eredivisie players did Ten Hag want ackshually?
>>144169360Huh. I don't remember him being a panic buy but I can definitely believe it. Eriksen and Ugarte (and Yoro now that I think about) doesn't really feel like his players either to me but maybe I'm missing an Ajax connection there. And like the other anon said Mount just screams of a backscratching deal.
obvious ten bald is just going to keep buying dutch shitters and try to build ajax in his back garden. dont know what manure monkeys expect
>>144168364This is peanuts.You Europeans don't know how good you have it.
>>144169366>sell mediocre players who at least sometimes showed up>sign mediocre players for bit money who basically never show uphmmm
>>144169366i never understood the tuchel hype
>>144169325I refuse to make that distinction, it's a United customer-invented cope in an attempt to muddy the waters over him being culpable. No manager has 100% say over signings and it is their job to make most if not all of them still perform.
>>144166978they slipped down to 8th because their entire defence was injured, moron
>>144169447Anon, they overperformed to finish 8th. His style of play is relegation-tier.
>According to Valentijn Driessen, De Telegraaf, Erik ten Hag's tenure at Manchester United is "over".Het is voorbij
>>144169447only team to ever have injuries
>>144169463searched this on twitter, seems more opinion than reporting
>>144169433he was / is available and he's better than ten hag, that's all there is to it
>>144169325Ten Hag had an overbearing amount of say in transfers right from the get go so there really isn't any that should be considered not his
Now that I think about it I really don't see other managers getting the 'but that's not his player' leniency
>>144169509>he's better than ten hagBarely
>>144169447I called them getting 7th at the start of last season because it was absolutely clear 3rd was an overachievement. So as far as I'm concerned that injury excuse only lost them one spot
If Ten Hag had won the European Cup United would have given him a lifetime contract
>>144169325> Are Casemiro, Mount, Ugarte, and Eriksen all Ten Hag signings?Casemiro and Mount are his players, certainly. Mount was his number 1 target last summer, and that was publicly very clear. Casemiro was his priority after the failed pursuit of Frenkie. Don't know if Ineos people made him go for Ugarte but he still had a big say over incoming this summer (De Ligt, Mazrouai, Zirkzee all his players).
>>144169522The only cases I can think of is post Boehly Chelsea's signings. Specifically when Potter found out about a signing when asked about it during a press conference
>>144169285>Wish Rashford would accept the PSG offer but he seems to have no ambition.Only Man Utd customers could believe PSG, who didn't even consider a loan for Sancho, wanted to buy this version of Rashford. They didn't even make a move for Coman, Sterling, Rodrygo, Kvaratshkelia, Nico Williams, Dani Olmo... why would they want Rashford.
>>144169564It was simple formulaic big man booking but Vince always knew how to make that work
>>144169386Nah Mount was his first priority in the summer and they got him locked down before the window even opened. That 250k was the Manure incentive
Firstly I think Casemiro is clearly in some ways unfairly targeted. He is a very big scapegoat for all of Man Utd failures. He doesn't select himself and there were multiple terrible performances yesterday. However, I can't believe he's still at the club. The 4-0 loss at Crystal Palace should have been the end of him at Man Utd. Man Utd should not routinely be getting embarrassed and he couldn't keep up with an average palace team (clearly Olise and Ear are great but not an excuse). It's a huge failure of management and football strategy that another season has started and he's still starting for Man Utd. Let's not kid ourselves he wasn't starting for Man Utd cause of injuries or form or suspensions. That's still the squad they are working with. Ten Hag has made many failures as coach but the Casemiro situation is up there as the very worst.
>>144169406do you have season tickets in canadian/american sports?
>>144169609no one wanted to buy him, ugarte will replace him after the int break
>>144169131They're both losers
>>144169522All mangers get that leniency. Postecoglou, Arteta, early Klopp were all given a pass for players they inherit. We are now 3rd season and over 500m into Ten Hag reign. This is entirely his squad no doubt about it.
>>144169463But he's at the wheeeeeeel! :(
By sucking off their young players so relentlessly, obviously in a vain attempt to resurrect the Class of '92, United customers are too thick to understand that they've painted themselves into a corner. After one appearance we're now supposed to believe Collyer is the future of football. So whenever ANY of their players get injured, Ten Hag has no excuse to not simply sub on a youth player/future-Balon d'Or recipient. Keep the formation as it is Erik, they're better than the player they're replacing.
>>144169509not that much better and atrocious football as well, might as well get moyes
>>144169131>Casemiro's wife posts a picture of all the trophies he didn't win with Man U in response to the criticism Based as fuck wife. Fuck the haters and their shit food
Casemiro's entire legacy being tarnished because Ten Hag somehow couldn't see what was getting him caught on the ball actually had nothing to do with him as an individual is very funny.
>>144169571PSG have publicly said they want him
>>144169447OK. I remember Casemiro being CB at one point so I will give you the benefit of the doubt. Let's be generous and say injuries forced them to play deep. The problem here is it's just more excuse making. If manure didn't have a B plan to score defensively that's on the manager. The top scorers in that year were Holjund and Bruno tied with a whopping 10 goals a piece. If these were two wingers it would be plausible. Holjund is supposed to be an out and out forward. Do you see the issue yet?
>>144169670For me it's the fact that the exact same thing was done to Mainoo after Casemiro was subbed off proving that it wasn't a Casemiro problem
>>144169675Not one story all summer about PSG bidding for Rashford.
>>144169679Ten Hag was having Casemiro play like Toni Kroos, except he's not Toni and never has been. And then when that other young fella came on, the responsibility of being Toni Kroos fell on Mainoo, who promptly got mugged off the exact same way because he also is not Toni Kroos.
>>144169679mainoo was gassed
>>144169561Yeah that's fair, I did actually consider them, but I would argue that Chelsea are a different beast as it's far too obviously delineated and I don't think Maresca has a solitary say in any of it. He went from publicly stating he wanted to keep Sterling to publicly stating he won't be playing him for a single second during the season (obviously had appearance bonuses) and I don't think it was even a gap of 7 days between each statement.
>>144169679Mainoo too tired. Please understand
>>144169406People from Liverpool don't have much money. It's not as bad as parts of England but the situation is still quite poor
>>144169689Oh yeah Chelsea are an enigma in the Premier League. None of the other clubs are running things like them
The most desirable job for a manager to work in is: Man City, Arsenal, LiverpoolThe least desirable job for a manager to work in is: Chelsea, Spurs, Everton The one good thing about Man Utd sticking with Ten Hag is they can say they trusted him invested in him but it didn't work out. That's good for any potential manager recruit, who sees the club will potentially support them. Overall I think the best upcoming coaches will turn down Man Utd, but I think it would be very hard to sack Ten Hag in the summer and find a top replacement. McKenna seems to be the best Utd can do and no one knows if he's going to be any good at that level.
>>144169553>>144169577Damn, I think I just completely shut off any details about the Mount transfer because Havertz happened at the same time and they both just seemed so incredibly stupid that I was too mad at the world to even think of them as anything other than backscratching. I do remember Casemiro being the panic buy now though, after they failed to get Frenkie. That's coming back to me.
>>144169636he's not talking about inherited players lad
>>144169679https://x.com/utdAdams/status/1830548090106855932Good illustration of it here
How man United players would get on the Liverpool bench?
>>144169776Exactly. It was a tactical error that got exploited twice.
Someone in the previous edition said that United's defence was fine. This literally was posted, not even making it up.
>>144169488Bit like most journalism then
surprised how good lloyd kelly was yesterday
>Sky Italy report that Napoli have approved a deal for Victor Osimhen to join Galatasaray on loan until the end of the season
>>144169836It certainly wasn't the main issue yesterday. Arne Slot said after the game that the targeted the left side of the double pivot (Casemiro) because he's the weak point.
>>144169131>VARdrid trophiesLMAO
>>144169952Man's speedrunning his career
Reporter >so Erik why are the same mistakes happening Ten Hag>do you have a trophy? TWO trophies in two years.Based retard.
Osimhen is going to Galatasaray holy shit>>144167197Even if greenwood didn't do shit(even though theres audio evidence) his name is damaged enough to make sure he never comes back to England footballling wise He's already changing his allegiance to Jamaica he should be grateful he didn't ended up in Saudi or başakşehir/Trabzonspor
>>144169992İf icardi is any indication he's gonna have the time of his life here
Actual Man United fan here who lives in Trafford. I've got a challenge for the rival fans. Say something positive about the club. What are we doing well? Interested to know what you guys think our strong point is.
>>144170067Briefing to the press Defending Ten Hag Ignoring roof holes
>>144170067Good youth system
Erik ten (fun b)Hags
>>144170067Since >you are a global brand, you can generate revenue without cheating unlike City.
>>144170097Stop that at once
>>144170067Good deal with adidas and ten hag looks good in ozweegos
>>144170067Due to the Ferguson era there's an almost real Madrid like appeal to itThe theater of dreams George best the treble so on and so forthI mostly like their recruitment during ineos ownershipAlso adidas has been making consistently really good kits for you
>>144168254Bitched and moaned and walked around looking like a baby who didn't get his favourite toy. Why ten Hag made him captain I will never know.
>>144170067I admire how the club has stayed relevant despite being irrelevant in the league since 2013.
>>144170126yeh mad how the british press has so many rags and dippers who pretend one club that won shit in the 90s and one that hasnt won the league since the soviet union was around are massive
>>144170067The 100k capacity stadium plans are exciting. As a rival fan it will be great for away days.
>>144170152They Should upgrade the old Trafford that's it İts way too iconic to move out to a new stadium
>>144170067making lots of money, way more than Liverpool. look at the Scouse economy - it's in the fucking shitter
>>144169952His agent has got to be one of the biggest retards ever
>>144169977>(Casemiro)And then Mainoo when he took over.
Casemiro was the saviour two seasons ago. Last season his legs were gone and Mainoo was going to carry the midfield for the next decade. Now Mainoo is overrated,Just face, the club will have an endless array of problems and never be fixed. Might as well just go support Liverpool, club on the up and their Scouse scum fans are some good lads.
>>144170169As someone who goes to all of the home games, it's time to move on.
>>144166530OH THATS A BIIIIIG BOY THATS A BIG BOY RIGHT THERE
>>144169952If only it had been Fener for maximum laffs
>>144170269Their real problem is they keep shit players for too long, on purpose, for accounting reasons
>>144170302Fener would actually be beneficial because he could be under Mou and get solace that he didn't waste a year in Turkey in his prime
Also they have 4 crocks and 3 of them are defenders
>>144170305This is correct. We have to balance the worth of all players against the club because of the debt brought by the Glazers. If we wiped the debt, we could get rid of any player whenever we want.
>>144170067You give young players with potential a lot of playing time to help them grow
>give ten hag another £200m>get worse
>>144170233Ugarte will definitely be an improvement in that enforcer role but I just know he's going to get a lot of yellow cards.
Who is the best CDM in the world right now? Aged between 18 and 25.
>>144170490that's not gonna work todd
>>144170490Windows closed Erik, it's too late
>>144170490Tchouameni in my opinion
>>144170490Hi Erik. You should buy Zubimendi in January for the banter.
Found it funny when Van Dijk gave it the big un towards Martinez saying "come do that to me" as if Martinez and his band of merry midgets didn't KWAB him in the world cup already.
>>144170490Amadou Onana
Why is he obsessed with Harry Potter
>>144170620A 2-2 draw that Martinez didn't even finish?
>>144170643You're not slick, Virgil.
>>1441706613-0, Dave.
>>144170490oliver skipp
>>144167286Is he the "might as well be celtic" guy?
>Tottenham Hotspur legend Steven Bergwijn will leave Ajax and sign for Al-Ittihad
Has Trent signed a new contract yet?
>>144170940>legendyou added that didn't you
>>144170955He said he's coming back to bum United at Old Trafford again, which is basically a confirmation that he's signing da ting.
>>144170985Won as much as Harry Kane and Son
You know Gravenberch's been class so far this season? Do you think he's chuffed that he's getting such praise or do you reckon he's a wee bit annoyed he isn't getting to play his preferred role still?
>>144171003wrong actually. kane and son won the audi cup in the summer of 2019 (2019-2020 preseason) and bergwijn was signed in january of 2020.nice try though.
>>144170097
>>144171003Erm, check again sweaty
>>144171019What's his preferred role?
>>144170067very good at buying Ajax players and former Ajax players
>>144171065He fancies himself more of a Zidane type player apparently.
>>144171076I'd imagine he's ntot bothered seeing as he hasn't been a regular starter for a long time
Will they ever become contenders?
>>144171121not till they go back to their old logo
>>144171131What are you on? That's a great logo.
>>144171157it's shit cause they added london solely to appeal to foreigners
>>144171157it's not a terrible logo and it has a lot of history with the team, but I just prefer this one
>>144169463Infamous liar this guy.Was hyping up a ''done-deal'' Frenkie from Ajax to PSG for months. His mouth is like a toilet.
>>144170490>Sir Jim is posting in /epl/ nowWhat a world
>>144170490Ryan Gravenberch
You all thought that Liverpool were finished after Klopp LMAO
>>144171293It went from “he’ll never be able to take over from Klopp. it will be like when fergie and wenger left” to “well of course he’s doing well, he inherited a great team”
>>144171293thought it was common knowledge they were finished before klopp given they haven't won the league in 30 years
>>144171323*4 years
>>144171336according to the liverpool echo maybe
>>144171346According to the Premier League actually, Dave.
*
>>144171357glad you agree city legitimately won 8 titles
>>144171293They've played nobody mate.They've got the easiest starting schedule of any of the "big" clubs.
>Alex Telles and Al Nassr have terminated the contract with immediate effect.
>>144171293>>144171320I didn't say they were finished but from the looks of it their ceiling is going to be lower imo, their style of play is much less offensive and their corner routines are awful
>>144171369Yes.Until the Premier League deems them to have been cheating next year.
>>144171377Welcome to ????
DAVE DAVE DAVE WHERE IS DAVE????????
Liverpool have had a very good start to the year but I'll never trust a dutch fraud I'm sorry, to ask me to believe after we've had like 15 of them now is madnessDo think they'll do better than Arsenal who actually look shit
>>144171403No-one cares about your opinion though? Go seethe about this in your rancid bedroom
>Harry Redknapp: I nearly quit Portsmouth when Chelsea legend Roman Abramovich told us to employ his mate Avram Grant
>>144171431I know being late with news is a trend here, but 2 years, really?
>>144171431Why 'nearly' tho, I would have quit
>>144170620never been able to take him seriously since watkins just walked past him and scored a hatty. muh aura defending kek
>>144171468money
>>144171445Just searched it, it's being used to plug a book: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/harry-redknapp-chelseas-roman-abramovich-forced-portsmouths-owners-to-employ-avram-grant-and-i-got-a-player-out-of-it-4765571>Played Up Pompey Four is priced £18.99 and available from the Pompey Store and Waterstone’s in Portsmouth, Fareham, Chichester, Petersfield and Whiteley.
>>144171445>Published 2nd Sep 2024, 17:30 BST >Updated 2nd Sep 2024, 18:06 BST https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/harry-redknapp-chelseas-roman-abramovich-forced-portsmouths-owners-to-employ-avram-grant-and-i-got-a-player-out-of-it-4765571
>>144170067I liked Beckham as a kid.
We at /epl/ will not question referees ever as they are infallible. Every single poster has signed up to this going forward
>>144171497https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/ex-spurs-and-west-ham-boss-harry-redknapp-chelsea-owner-roman-abramovich-got-portsmouth-to-employ-avram-grant-and-i-nearly-quit-over-it-3628685
Arsewog stop seething
>>144171528I'm opting out of this early doors The rest of you can keep licking their arse holes that's fine
You lot can stop banging on about how Chelsea's previous regime was bent as fuck an' all Sick of it
Peppered chicken on chow mein noodles at Welling United £8
>>144171661looks pretty good
Are all Israelis this cringeworthy? You don't have an "inside line" on how football works, your insights are all worthless.
>>144171796he's one of yours shitizen
>>144171796I'd say when you support so many innocent people being blown up and crushed to death by buildings and tanks, the damage done to your brain maybe has reached your understanding for hobby as well.
>>144169285What a world we live in
>>144170624Patrick Viera regen
>>144171390just two more weeks
BREAKING MAN UNITED NEWS>Ten Hag and Casemiro have had a falling out. Casemiro is said to be looking for a move to Saudi in January. >Ten Hag wanted to sign Amrabat on a permamanet deal this summer but INEOS rejected the idea>Eriksen is said to leave next summer. Ajax is one club interested in the player. >Toby Collyer could be the starting DM after the international break as Manuel Ugarte is said to be a few weeks away from starting fitness.>Man United will be looking to aquire a DM in the January window. One player being talented is Zubimendi. >a return for Mason Greenwood could be on the cards should he continue to perform at Marseille>INEOS are quietly confident of acquiring Everton CB Jarrad Branthwaite next summer.
>>144172023This has to be bait LMAO
>>144172066Nope. I have friends at the club.
>>144172023New Toys FCIf you can botch both Cristiano and Casemiro, then you're just bad at your job
>>144172076>I have friendsdoubt.jpg
>>144172088Bit rude
>>144171803Racist
Arseanal fans are STILL crying and seething about Rice being a retard and getting himself a second yellow btw. Most faggot filled plebbit fanbase in the league
Why do I get the feeling ten Hag's job is legit in danger just after a couple of weeks after the next intl break is done. This is not a cope but the likes of Gnev and Peter Schmeichel already voiced their disappointment and SJR already looked dejected from yesterday's photo.
>>144172334His job is already gone. He's 100% getting binned off. The only question is how quickly they can identify a replacement for him.
>>144172361it's southgate timethe /mug/ train never stops
>>144172361If it's true, can't think of someone not already hired who should succeed him except giving it to Ruud.
>>144172334>>144172361INEOS already said they're backing Ten Hag until at least January.
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!!
>BREAKING: Jordan and Jodie Marsh have ended their fued and will be doing an Onlyfans shoot together>https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-gives-update-jodie-33586335WE DID IT LADS
>>144172361ENTER
>>144172426If it’s not hardcore anal scenes I don’t care. Simple as.
>>144172420Obviously they're going to lie about that though. You can't undermine the manager before you've got his replacement lined up, otherwise you're just going to tank yourselves further in the meantime. Being so comprehensively dismantled by a man 3 months in the job who spent 12 million while claiming you need more time and more money after 3 years and half a billion is what got signed his death warrant.>>144172422I miss the days of the one lad with the radio in his ear on the final matchday. Everyone just uses shit like Flashscores now.
>>14417242613 year old me would have been thrilled by this
>>144172291Saw some muppet account on twitter praising Calafiori for posting every day on his instagram about Arsenal. Why are they such fucking wierdos?
>Bergwijn to Al-IttihadGrim
>>144172420No they didn't. They haven't said anything one way or the other
>>144172023>Casemiro is said to be looking for a move to Saudi in January.He can go now though
>>144172568I believe it though. These muppets spent weeks doing nothing only to finally commit to not doing anything
>>144172291It was objectively bullshit tho
>>144172023>could be on the cardsgms!
>>144172023Saudi window is still open though>ZubimendiPatiently awaiting the SNUB
>>144172527Too many American redditors in the fan base
>>144172023The should get Adam Wharton from Palace and Ollie Watkins from Villa and Jarrad Branthwaite from Everton (soon to be relegated)
>>144172657Every fucking team in the league has had decisions equally as poor but they won’t bang on about it for 6 months like Arsenal fans do. In the end Rice shouldn’t have been a spacker when he knew he was on a yellow. Blame him being a retard.
>>144172738But he didn't do anything that was against the rules. So why would doing perfectly legal actions be "being a spacker"?
>>144172751All he had to do was walk away you fucking retard, kys.
>>144172815Or he could've done what he done, which was a legal action.
>kicks the ball off the pitch while opponent is taking a free kick, literally mid swing >he dindu nuffin wrong
>>144172840Kill yourself.
>>144172860calm down Dave
>>144172856>while opponent is taking a free kickOh the ball was completely still was it, didn't seem so in the videos I saw but RTE must've gotten some exclusive footage
>>144172856The ball was in motion, therefore the opponent was not taking a free kick, therefore making Rice's action legal.
This why everyone hates Arsenal fans
That why they do that thing. I thick this why I post like this
>>144172880Kill yourself tranny.
Dave's brain is broken :-(
>>144172930Dave, my boy, calm down.
>>144172888>>144172898>Well acskhually the ball is rolling so I can boot it out of the stadium if I want
>hmm I’m on second yellow>I better fanny around and touch the ball when the opponents have a free kickArselel
>>144172952Declan Rice didn't kick the ball out of the stadium. Hope this helps.
It not right to debate ref decision. He right alway.
>>144172968but if he did it would be legal
Good video by Roryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DFKskCKLEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DFKskCKLEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DFKskCKLEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DFKskCKLEI
>>144172978Kicking the ball after a whistle isn't an automatic yellow card. Learn the laws of the game.
I have never seen Shitizen make a post which is purely pro-Liverpool in nature which is why I think he is a United fan who is more than happy to lie so you just bash the Scousers instead You'd think he would be gloating today otherwise. Clearly isn't the case
>>144173000hate this prick
>>144172943Kill yourself tranny.
>>144173004Good thing he didn't get a yellow card for merely kicking the ball after a whistle then retard
>>144173012which Shitizen?
This is what I'd do next summer if I was in charge of transfers. OUT>Casemiro>Eriksen>Antony>Maguire >LindelofIN>Watkins (senior striker)>Greenwood (buy back clause)>Zubimendi (Liverpool can't afford his buy out clause)>Branthwaite (Everton getting relegated)
>>144173079>Davies (free agent next summer)5 in and 5 out.
>>144173036No point engaging with Arsenal fans they are literally retarded. They can’t have their players take accountability for giving the ref an opportunity to card them.
>>144173079>EIGHT England nationals in the squad Corrr
>>144173079>Zubimendi (Liverpool can't afford his buy out clause)
>>144173079But we already won the transfer window bruv
>>144173079>keeping Fernandes the ugly ghost Retard
>>144173036What did he get a yellow card for then mate?>>144173107>Arsenal fanGuess again, lad.
why did the Arsenal game send Shitizen and 190gk so massively over the edge ?
>>144173128Let's win the next one too. >>144173135He performs far more than he ghosts.
>>144172751>But he didn't do anything that was against the rulesThe Irish Guy said it was technically against the rules, albeit harshly implemented. And I trust that retarded pikey more than I trust you
>>144173079What happened to all customer cope of how shite and overrated Branthwaite was once Manure got priced out? What a disgusting fairweather customerbase
>>144173141>scousetroonEven worse, you are the only fanbase who are as retarded as them. Remember when you were trying to convince the world Squirtus Jones is world class lmao?
>>144173141for being a shithousing cunt
>>144173145For the first time in history a refereeing decision has been questioned. This amazing to us.
GOD I LOVE HAVING A HOME
>>144173165Why would you trust someone who's been mocked on 4chan for like a decade now across multiple boards?>>144173170Don't cry Dave. There's always next year lol.
>>144173167Not paying 70M when we can get him cheap next summer. Dilate evertroon
>Charlton Athletic legend Alan Pardew believes Bruno Fernandes should be replaced as Man United captain
>>144173213>ynr lenny yoro
>>144173200I don’t support Manure and I’m not your schizo bogeyman faggot, keep seething though.
>>144173213>manure customers in charge of staying consistent (IMPOSSIBLE)Oof
Blertus Cones is world class la
>>144173239Here's £10 for your best player bro. Don't spend it all at once.
>>144173200>he thinks Shitizen still posts hereretard
>>144173253Begged awfully hard to amass £10 didn't you DavePoor homeless sod like you thinks that's living like a king
>>144173231calm down dave lol>>144173255I can smell you.
>>144173128Shame we bottled two thirds of our matches bruv
>>144173281mentally ill
>>144173281Seethe more you fat ugly faggot
>>144173281I'm the 3rd person in this thread accused of being a namefag that stopped posting here a decade ago. Ever considered that maybe you're just a dumb cunt?
Got the mancs on ropes here loool
>>144173317Liverpool fans accuse anyone mocking their gay retarded fan base of being Dave.
>>144173079That would cost £202M IF Davies was a free agent.
>manure getting criticised >bring up Arsenal
>>144173079>WatkinsThat will be £120m Jim, thank you very much. Don’t worry about the receipt he will be excellent.
>>144173317Quote the three posts where I accused someone of being fitizen. I want to laugh at you, fitizen.
>>144173275Try not to crush your own fans lad
>>144173342Calm down Dave
>>144173351Apparently Villa would take 75M for Watkins.
>>144173366Dilate troon.
>>144173360>manure customers in charge of staying consistent (IMPOSSIBLE)So it happened again...
BTW before someone tries to make a new thread, the one from yesterday before the post deletions is still up>>144160368>>144160368>>144160368
>>144173379Sorry Jimbo I’m not falling for that one. Make sure those payments are on time.
>>144173434still dunno why that thread was nuked last night, especially if that one you linked is still up. oh well
>>144173434Fuck off fake janny
>>144173352>Reading comprehension Nice job dumbcunt
>>144173434don't care dickheadwould love to squash your head
>>144173461>nooooo don't misread things in a way that makes them actually relevant to the discussion rather than a complete nonsequitur that i was using to deflect nooooookek you're so mad
>>144173456Yeah, I didn't get that either.
>>144173456The poster who made caught a ban. When a you get a 3-day ban all your posts get wiped including threads
>>144173456Dave mass-reports the threads he doesn't like
>>144173469Kek
>>144173490That's not true, in my experience. I've had loads of threads survive my bannings.
>>144173511Lucky you
>>144173480Why would I be mad? You're the one the education system failed
Which faggot made this low effort thread then? Fat fuck kys
>>144173511You're right, it depends what you're banned for
>>144173532>n-no ulol>>144173538had a thread survive me getting a three month ban for accumulation of racism bans once lol
>>144173562>accumulation of racism bansOh so you support Manchester United then
>>144173562No one cares fat cunt
>>144173534Same sperg who got his thread deleted I think
Pason Pount is gonna do bits for United this seasons senpai
>>144173004doing it to delay a free kick is, which is what he did, and why get got booked, hope that helps
>>144173562Listen pal it's the last time i'll say it. Whatever weird little gay namefag clique you had going on /int/ or wherever it was has nothing to do with me. And I'm guessing the other Irish flags who support Liverpool are equally as confused
>>144173621FUCK YOU
>>144173434>P-please use my thread!!KWAB
>>144173642aye so ya said fitizen>>144173635the ball was rolling. if he didn't touch the ball, the referee would've pulled the game back for the player kicking a rolling ball.
>>144173746>>144173746>>144173746New Thread since nobody made one yet.
>>144173777are you fucking stupid
>>144173867Just schizo
>>144168802True
shame Osimhen didnt go to Chelsea, has flopped written all over him>injury prone>high wages>from Italy>1 20+ goal season
>speak to Man U supporters Friday>they are happy with the window>lose 3-0 and suddenly its a diasterlol
Why do posts keep getting deleted?
>>144176923
and ta'ra
>>144173079Dunno mate, think you need some more brown fellas
>no decent matches for a while>dogshit International Break nobody cares aboutFeels awful bros
