The Las Vegass Raidurrs have NEVER beaten the Los Angeles Rams sub editionTop NFL Headlines - September 03, 2024Steelers, Cameron Heyward agree to 3-year contractPanthers release former 1st-round pickSteelers rule starting LG Seumalo out for Week 1Alvin Kamara pausing contract talks until 2025Brian Daboll taking over as Giants' offensive playcallerReddick's holdout continues as Jets prep for MNFJaylon Johnson 'done buying into the hype' around 2024 Bears: 'None of that matters'Saints HC Dennis Allen on hot seat?Cam Heyward wants to prove doubters wrongSeahawks WR Tyler Lockett insists he's playing Sunday49ers All-Pro LT Trent Williams ends holdoutFormer Bronco rips Steelers QB Russell Wilson yet again: 'He's delusional'Titans' Brian Callahan: You have to treat Caleb Williams with 'respect' of a No. 1 pickSaints' Kamara: 'Too late for contract talks' this seasonRavens' Madubuike changes first name to NnamdiColts' K Matt Gay dealing with groin injury, status for rest of week unknown Go Rams!Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/qGyhZ5ZW3Po?si=wMU_4r4Ga7EXOoC1Behind The Grind Ep. 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqRTq9A9Kw
>>144195652
>>144195652Sal pls
>watching last episode of hard knocks>Adrian Colbert talking about his bike accident that nearly killed him as a kid>riding around on streets with no helmet onThese retards are truly incredible
>>144195669>Letting a tripfag live in your head rent freeBad look
Drives by as well yell at you:"Nerds nerds nerds"
>>144195700He was raped by Raider fans in the summer of 99 and has never recovered from it
why are so many players bitching about playing in Brazil? they know the routine of going overseas and not being able to do jack shit besides practice and sit in a hotel
>>144195673>he's never seen "The Drive"https://youtu.be/qh8CnCVQAcY?si=rR_X3n4QKFdWrtbi
>>144195713too much tranny
>>144195712Didn't even notice it was the same poster until I saw his trip in the OP just now. Is every rasm fan just him with his trip off?
mayate
>>144195713Probably not going to catch malaria or a knife between the ribs in London in a plush hotel with tons of security. Watch some retard actually get kidnapped and held for ransom.
>>144195713At the other places they could at least walk around during recess. In Rio they can't even do that. Unless they want to hire a bunch of bodyguards
>6 early Rams threads in a rowIf the Rams and LA football wasn't so irrelevant, I might be annoyed
>>144195713I sometimes bitch about work trips too. If I was interviewed about it for some weird reason I would obviously lie and say I’m excited to go. They’re young and rich, so they’re willing to say the quiet part out loud in public.
>>144195771well I guess you wont mind if we go for seven then
I'm ordering two medium pizzas on Thursday so that I have tons leftover for Friday. Jalapeno, pepperoni, pineapple on one and sausage mushroom on the other.Now I just gotta figure out who will win both games
>>144195779The Chiefs and the Packers.
>>144195779Ask the expertshttps://strawpoll.com/kjn1DDV87yQ
>>144195779>watching those shit gamesanon..
>>144195771I don't think you can count Temu's, seeing as it was obviously a dig at the Rams.
>>144195779Based. I can’t wait for thursday
>>144195817i know this is a meme but if you exclude the nuggets thats a fair order
>>144195713They know the tranny hookers there have knives and guns if they don't pay.
>>144195807technically you cant count this one either since its a dig at the Raiders too
>>144195805why are they shit? both are pretty good matchups
Reminder it’s gay and cuck to wear another man’s name
Kneels naked on all fours ass up, thighs spreadSo what team do you hate the most, anon?holding my ass cheeks WIDE
>>144195828>exclude the nuggets
>>144195834add this one to your collection pls thank you
>>144195828
>>144195848i have a kelce jersey and bitches compliment me always
>>144195828This is why you’ll never be American and Tay is a shitty export
4 more days
New York Giants Top 100 players of all-time>1. Lawrence Taylor>2. Roosevelt Brown>3. Mel Hein>4. Frank Gifford>5. Michael Strahan>6. Emlen Tunnell>7. Harry Carson>8. Eli Manning>9. Sam Huff>10. Andy Robustelli>11. Phil Simms>12. Y.A. Tittle>13. Charlie Conerly>14. Tiki Barber>15. Tuffy Leemans>16. Amani Toomer>17. Carl Banks>18. Mark Bavaro>19. Ken Strong>20. Jimmie Patton>21. Arnie Weinmeister>22. Jim Katcavage>23. Del Shofner>24. Kyle Rote>25. George Martin>26. Leonard Marshall>27. Homer Jones>28. Brad Van Pelt>29. Joe Morrison>30. Justin Tuck>31. Chris Snee>32. Osi Umenyiora>33. Fran Tarkenton>34. Jessie Armstead>35. Rosey Grier>36. Benny Friedman>37. Odell Beckham Jr.>38. Joe Morris>39. Alex Webster>40. Dick Lynch>41. Bart Oates>42. Pete Gogolak>43. Bob Tucker>44. Jack Stroud>45. Rodney Hampton>46. Plaxico Burress>47. Sean Landeta>48. Jeremy Shockey>49. Spider Lockhart>50. Ray Flaherty
>>144195845yeah if you like watching black qbs play like shit and the (((announcing crew))) having to cover for them
>>144195874>51. Ottis Anderson>52. David Diehl>53. Dave Jennings>54. Steve Owen>55. Tom Landry>56. Mark Collins>57. Ward Cuff>58. Ray Wietecha>59. Victor Cruz>60. Jumbo Elliott>61. Jason Pierre-Paul>62. Greg Larson>63. Dick Modzelewski>64. Jim Burt>65. Shaun O'Hara>66. Cal Hubbard>67. Brian Kelley>68. Keith Hamilton>69. Brandon Jacobs>70. Red Badgro>71. Antonio Pierce>72. Ron Johnson>73. Don Chandler>74. Jack Gregory>75. Pepper Johnson>76. Gary Reasons>77. John Mendenhall>78. Mark Haynes>79. Jeff Hostetler>80. William Roberts>81. Frank Cope>82. Kareem McKenzie>83. Kerry Collins>84. Ahmad Bradshaw>85. David Meggett>86. Erich Barnes>87. Corey Webster>88. Howard Cross>89. Jason Sehorn>90. Aaron Thomas>91. Lawrence Tynes>92. Darrell Dess>93. Terry Kinard>94. Erik Howard>95. Saquon Barkley>96. Willie Williams>97. Hakeem Nicks>98. Eddie Price>99. Brad Benson>100. Rich Seubert
DANIEL JONES JUST BEAT A SHITTY TEAM IN THE WILDCARD AGAIN!
>>144195845Hey if you like homosexuals I guess thats a choice. I'm not down like that anon.
>>144195871
i believe 93% of posters here dont know whos the QB1 for the Raiders
I'm gay
>>144195917go Raiders btw
>>144195912Why would anyone care what poverty franchises do with their slave labor?
20-0
>>144195859i would destroy that, drinking 4 large cokes would be pretty disgusting though
>>144195877>>144195897oh, so you're both retards. got it
>>144195927>*Glass shatters*hol up hol upwe dem refs
>>144195936Shut up brittany
>>144195713I also hate long flights and there's not even an excuse like bringing the family to do some tourism in fucking Brazil.
>>144195948shes so hot in this video
>>144195912retard
>>144195917Kicks your butthole lovingly We could be Miami fans together and stay together in South Beach or Key West
>>144195912>Davantae Adams held a birthday party for his daughter>half the people there didnt even know who he fuckin was fucking grim
>>144195741Nah, don't know what's got him acting up.
>>144195948Patrick just wants to go home and play video games.
>>144195917me too
guys please dont laughGardner Minshew is the quarterback of the Oakland Raiders
>>144195652Im a rams fan but this shit is stupid
>>144195973>play video games = men fucking him in the ass btw
>>144195967valerie kay?
>>144195979Ok fuck off thats not true you can't just go around making up stuff like that. He's way better than they deserve.
>>144195929Drinks would be hard, don't want to die from water intoxication so you'd have to pace it out. Pacing would be the key here anyways, the fries and nugs can be ate idly without much attention or effort, so the burgs should be first. 90 minutes is a good deal of time, but with that much food it'll be a close call for your typical overweight anon.
Curbstomping Taylor Swift in the nastiest ghetto hood and leaving her to get gaped by the local residents
>>144195911Yes, I use reddit, what are you gonna do about it?
>is this the Kansas City Chiefs?>NO, THIS IS PATRICK
>>144196002You've been reading my erotica
>>144195979Is Brock Bowers really gonna be that good? he seems to have decent weapons around him
>>144196008kek
what is more dangerous Baltimore or Sao Paolo
>>144196027Have you played Max Payne 3?
>>144196027Where
>>144196023Lack of starting qb and unproven HC is their problem. Luke Getsy was a shit hiring. On the plus side, their defense seems a little better? I predict another 6-11 season, enough losses to miss the playoffs, but enough wins to miss a good round pick for a qb
>>144196027That probably is going to depend on some variables. How brown are you? Baltimore may be safer by a slim margin. Though if they think you own gas stations you could be in trouble.
>>144196047Every team has a starting QB, retard
They got Brock Purdy on an Applebees commercial with a black guy takings his nuggets kek
>>144196056Hey thats not true look at the Miami Dolphins.
>>144195874>41. Bart OatesENJOY SAN FRANCISCO, PANSY!I HOPE YOU TEAR YOUR ACL! JACKASS!!!
>>144196056I meant franchise qb.
any of you poor faggots ever been to Edinburgh Scotland?
Can the Steelers finally improve this year? And failing that, can we at least have the absurdist humor of having an awful team pratfall its way to an owl it doesn't deserve and the whole fan base has to struggle to chalk it up to anything but ridiculous luck? I just imagine a completely unworthy and incompetent Steelers team managing to make it to the playoffs despite performing worse than they have in most of the last 8 seasons and actually barely winning playoff games that hurt to watch in terribly unsatisfying fashion and maybe winning the least deserved super bowl of all time.
>>144195982Some random rasm fan, origin unknown
>black qbs
>>144196076Then say that next time, retard
Anyone have that webm of Lamar Jackson throwing into triple coverage in the AFCCG?
>>144196097>african american 1/4 of backs
>>144196094Problem is it's going to take 10 wins to get into the playoffs, so they'll have to be relatively good
>>144196047I'm guessing Adams might try to jump ship if they have another season that shitty? dude is turning 32 in a couple months
DYK football is a portmanteau of the word foot and the word ball...!
>>144196125It would be funny if they managed to go undefeated and finally beat the Dolphins' record but everyone was calling them shambolic dogshit the whole time.
>>144196144dick football
>>144195652>Titans' Brian Callahan: You have to treat Caleb Williams with 'respect' of a No. 1 pickWhat did he mean by this?
>>144196144It's a compound word, you moron.
Compound this bussy
>>144196156They are going to butcher that faggot on the field live week after week purely for saying he doesn't get nervous.
>>144196124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfzVJQmkog
C'mon guys mom made pizza rolls
>>144196190Its gonna be funny when he cries like a bitch after getting sacked by a unit of a DB like Watt, Garret, or Crosby
>>144196124>fourth and long in a convert-or-your-season-ends situation>have an elite receiver capable of making absurd circus catches>check it down instead to pad your pff rating
>> 144196064Brock Purdy needs to make money somehow, especially with a rookie contract in the Bay Area. I'm surprised he didn't do commercials sooner, especially now that he's married too.
Can someone please explain why he said this to my quarterback?
>>144196219I don't think they even need to hit him is the thing. I feel like if you made a loud noise and puffed your chest out he'd cry. Dude gets intimidated by wrestling promos look at him.
>>144195948Anyone who says they wouldn't annihilate this bitch is lying
>>144196234Calm down, fido
>>144196234>>144196241I wouldn’t even let my dog fuck her. I hate animal cruelty
>>144196247
The Titans will make the playoffs.
>>144196276of course they have Sneed
>>144196276i've been saying for awhile now that Titans and Commanders are gonna be way better than people are expecting
>>144196229It's not that difficult as a man to get Aaron to fuck you in the ass.
>>144196276>>144196290nah
whats your team /sp/?
>>144196322phins...
>>144196322I'll let your datamine me I guess.
>>144196290The Titans defense will be good but the Commanders will be fucking horrendous all around. I can't fathom the hype around that fake franchise I keep hearing. Jayden Daniels is going to get smashed behind that awful line, he has washed McClaurin and Ekler for "weapons," and their defense will be even more ass than they were with Montez Sweat.
>>144196322Don’t post racist imagery chud!
>>144196322Bingus
>>144196322
>>144196344>Jayden Daniels is going to get smashed behind that awful lineThey hired Bobby Johnson as their O-Line coach who was terrible in Buffalo and then coached the second-worst offensive line in NFL history on the Giants last year. I have no clue what Dan Quinn was thinking.
>>144196353see you in the finals ..
>>144196190>>144196219>>144196230He's going to get butt blasted by Big Jeff
>>144196368You both play that chinese game?
>>144196322>Rams in STL>Raiders in Oakland>Chargers in San DiegoUpdate it nerds
>>144196276Based
>b-b-b-b-b-but >we won da owl
where the FUCK is the poohchad poster?
>>144196419On a 3 day vacation >:D
Bo Nix and the Broncos vs the Seahawks is probably the most underrated game of the first week. There's so much beef going on
What snacks will you get for Thursday? I want to support my favorite team so I bought two family-sized bags of pic related.
>>144196499Are you a California to Texas refugee?
>>144196322that's kino how Broncos country looks like a shark on top of Colorado
>>144196509I was born in Houston and have lived here for all 28 years of my life (though that might change soon if the power grid keeps failing for days every three months)
>>144196322For me it's the New York Football Giants
what are they thinking
>>144196470Here’s what I’m eating
Is this picture blessed or cursed?
>>144196499Texies will have a good season. Too bad they're getting smoked by the Bears in the Owl.
JUST MET PATRICK MAHOMES AT QTDISCUSSIONJust like it says above, I just met Patrick, Brittany and Jackson at the QT on armour rd, I opened the door for Brittany to go into QT, as soon as I saw her I thought she looked familiar, I later realized Jackson was inside QT and put 2 and 2 together. Didn’t really care much that I saw them, it was when I walked out, Patrick stepped out of their car and said he appreciated my kindness towards his wife, saw I was wearing his jersey and said he has had 2 tickets he’s been waiting to randomly give away to the game this Thursday. We talked, I got a picture of him with my son, he signed my jersey and he had his assistant email me the tickets over. I’m in section 135 row 1!! Cannot wait for this experience with my son
>>144196543Should've used "my wife's son" for this bait.
>https://x.com/ChargersCountry/status/1830862956944646564?t=5VzgriH8b8Je0PaN9dOsKg&s=19Woah.... So this what chargers fan looks like..... Raiders fans, you scared of us?
>>144196573you can't compete with raid spics
>>144196580I find it ironic that they're playing San Diego padres baseball at the bar, with how much sellouts Padres been getting compared to the sprinkle of chargers fan at sofi. The support is only at San diego, nothing else. I expect a full raider spic takeover at sofi.
Who can stop him?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw
>>144196598the only nfl qb
Saquon Barkley is a Philadelphia Eagle
>packturd fans actually think they have "another" mvp winner because he threw some touchdowns in a pass heavy, reffie-run league.
>>144196573I'm confused by this account
>>144196523What is a "service fee"?
whose bright idea was it to put two teams with similar color schemes in the same stadium
>>144196609He's overrated and gets hurt every year.
>>144196617I think he's trying to prove there's more LA fans showing up for Chargers with the whole "SD betrayed Chorgers" despite history of us tailgating and filling up Qualcomm before Spanus went full retard and wanting to move to LA only because they won't pay his stadium on SD.
>>144196640retard
>>144196573Um I was told chargers fans were these “aryan white” soldiers, not bald headed cholos
>>144196640Thanks, I suppose I'm just surprised most of the account is shitting on the Padres lol
>>144196682Sellouts crazy in SD, even on work days. It's ironic because it was taken in Ocean Beach, still SD city with Padres baseball playing.
Back to /mlb/ 2poo!
>>144196682Well the padres are one of the nfl teams people argue most about.
I miss Todd Gurley
>>144196710But /mlb/ is dead rn....
>>144196717Those mustard uniforms are hideous.
>white qb>snows at the stadium during winter>outdoor stadium with grass and not artificial turfBroncochads...we've already won the AFCW
>>144196732yeah nah fuck you the mustards were great
they mad
Go Bills.
>>144196738I'm hoping we will be so back but I won't get cocky yet
>>144195871Tua already has signs of dementia.
>>144196853>Tyreek on the biggest difference with Tua this year: “He’s vocal everywhere. Everywhere I walk inside of this building you’re going to hear Tua’s mouth, to the point where I’m like, I wish you shut up now,” Hill said.
>>144196523I'm glad you actually ordered something unlike that one poser.
My bengals are being overrated but honestly I think I might enjoy the schadenfreude of the fanbase melting down this because i hate 95% of these annoying fuckers
>>144196858Tua has no aura
Why didn't Gronk or Kittle pick the reddit sex number? I would have thought it would be the first to occur to them
>>144196600Kills me evri tim
>>144196543As someone from KC this is actually believable, errbody is at QT
>>144196109As if you would have done any better
>>144195929They load up so much ice in those cups anyways that those 4 drinks are probably equivalent to one cup's worth without ice so I think it'd be fine.Always ask for light ice, seriously they're just ripping people off.
>>144196945No idea what QT is but I just assume its a barbecue restaurant as that is the only kind of establishment I imagine existing in KC
goodnight retards
>>144195997That in 90 mins is easy mode. Most food challenges for just the cost of the meal and maybe a t-shirt are more food in less time. I would feel like shit for days but Im confident i could get it done in 45-60 mins
>>144196793Its things like this which will forever keep this team ringless
>>144197042why do you post the actual kino sovlful stadium, instead of the sovless jewish stadium you guys actually play at, you retarded nigger.
>>144197088Nta but I got you
>>144197017It's Quik Trip, basically the nicest gas station in America. Very popular hot foods, huge selection of smoothies/coffee/coffee smoothies etc.
>>144197042Goodnight ese
>>144195697These are the same players who won't wear the foam cap helmet covers because they don't have "swag".
>>144196322Dolphins
>>144196523These fake mcdicks orders are euining /nfl/. Anyone can queue up a McD's order before checkout. It's reddit-tier humor.
ITS UP!https://youtu.be/Inh5bQgpL2I?si=wEnTV5Xf6zOz4TbE
Don’t ever reply to me again tripfag
hawk tuaget it?
Fuck the titans, I hope will levis gets acl'd
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 1 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 322. San Francisco 49ers 30.83. Baltimore Ravens 29.84. Detroit Lions 28.75. Houston Texans 27.56. Buffalo Bills 277. Philadelphia Eagles 268. Cincinnati Bengals 25.19. Green Bay Packers 2410. Miami Dolphins 23.411. Dallas Cowboys 22.212. Los Angeles Rams 20.413. Cleveland Browns 19.214. New York Jets 18.615. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18.516. Jacksonville Jaguars 17.517. Indianapolis Colts 1518. Atlanta Falcons 14.319. Pittsburgh Steelers 13.520. Seattle Seahawks 12.821. Chicago Bears 12.422. Los Angeles Chargers 11.523. New Orleans Saints 11.424. Minnesota Vikings 9.525. Tennessee Titans 8.226. Arizona Cardinals 6.927. Washington Commanders 6.128. Las Vegas Raiders 5.129. New York Giants 4.330. New England Patriots 2.931. Denver Broncos 2.432. Carolina Panthers 1
>>144195893>Saquon lower than Lawrence TynesLol
>>144196047Sorry, bucko. They were 8-9 last season and got a lot better in the offseason. 10-7 wild card incoming.
>>144197952Would it be funny if I named my fantasy team Seattle Seahawk Tuah, or has the moment fully passed?
الله عظيم
wait a fucking minute, i have to sign up for ANOTHER FUCKING STREAMING SERVICE just to watch the Packers-Eagles game? I have cable, Amazon, and NFL ticket and not even that's enough?
>>144198489ahahahahahaha i tried to tell you and you retards acted like i was joking
>>144198510i hate these greedy fucks. they be like the MLB and watch all the games easily online with a single subscription but no, they need to make line constantly go up.at this rate, we'll probably need a Hulu, Apple+, and Disney+ subscription on top of NFL network, Amazon Prime, Direct Ticket, and Peacock to watch every game
>>144198547nfl network, network+, and amazon prime won't even get you all the games muahahahahahaha
>>144196124Is there a reason why you wouldn't throw it to 17 in that scenario
>>144198576the guy covering 17 seemed to be in prime position to cut below and intercept the pass
Reminder to fill in the pick'em before tomorrow night anons!https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2024/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Same group as previous yearspassword is Rosepink (cap sen)
>>144197161You're telling me there is a gas station chain called quick trip, as well as a gas station chain called kwik trip?
QB Chart 2024 has finally dropped
>>144198731kek
>>144198731you fucking coward.
>>144198785Fuck you, i'm posting on my main account.
>>144198731Goddammit I miss brady
>>144195948>worth a quarter billion dollars>one of the most accomplished pro athletes alive>crazy nagging bitch of a wifeStaying with your day one girl after achieving incredible success is a stupid move. They’ll still treat you like shit because they knew you before the riches and fame. Find the hottest young groupie you can who is in awe of your presence.
>>144198731That's racist and not needed
>>144198731Based.
>>144198969Why you making this about race? It's a tier chart based on skill and qualification status.
>Denver Broncos and two-time Pro-Bowl CB Patrick Surtain ll reached agreement today on a four-year, $96 million extension that includes $77.5 million guaranteed, now making him the highest-paid defensive back in NFL history.
>Coach Primate
>>144199053Jaylon Johnson's contract aging like fine wine.
>>144199072Where will he be in 2025? Certainly not at Colorado
>>144199083Whatever job he can get at whatever team drafts his son, probably DB coach? Maybe a special teams assistant? Who am I fucking kidding he'll turn the entire NFL into a shitshow until the raiders give him an HC job
>>144198731>>144199072You sick fucks!
Fucking alcohol withdrawals, man.
>>144199129I think he’ll be done with coaching after this year and will get another media job. He doesn’t have the mentality to be an obscure assistant position coach. His ego wouldn’t handle that.
>>144199191>will get another media job.And that's how he'll create the shitshow that gets him an HC job
>>144196598I still can't believe Punished Goof actually willed itself into reality. Luckiest break the Lions have had since the Raiders took Jamarcus Russel.
>>144199189be careful, depending on how much you use you might need professional medical attention to safely quit alcohol
>>144199270I’m trying to taper off slowly. The fucking nightmares are insane. I had one about the Reapers from Blade 2 and Arkham Asylum.
I really hate that big pharma controls everything; I went to CVS today and a toothbrush was 10 fucking dollars…
i think the steelers will be pretty bad this year, maybe even a losing season
>>144196992Yummy corn shyrup
>>144199435i really hate that the nfl postures about player safety, and right after doing so they run a video package featuring hits that they penalized the defender for making, followed by a gambling ad, followed by a blurb about gambling addiction
>>144198178Overrated Texans Packers Browns Cowboys
>>144199428Should’ve went to Dollar General. Same toothbrush would’ve been $2.
>>144199309i fell into getting blackout drunk 3-4 days a week for 2-3 years and stopped cold turkey. it was a rough 10-14 days with massive headaches, sweating all the time, and having the shakes but nothing that needed medical supervisionbut good luck
ravens fans are upset the NFL promo video showed more taylor swift than the MVP lamarfans replied: only one of them made into the super bowl
>>144199466shitpackers, bungles, razorcakes and lolphins aren’t top 10
>>144195828>exclude the nuggetsVISA REQUEST DENIED
>>144199460>>144199428meant to reply to this guy
>>144196620In a country in which the color green is associated with gangs and could get you killed for wearing no less.
>>144199477Thanks bro. I’m glad you didn’t die.
>>144199466who is listed below the browns that you would rank above them?
>>144196620Stop asking questions, goy.
>>144199519The Chargers
>>144199545other than at qb i dont think they have the edge anywhere. D line old as shit. O line that's talented but very young, and weak in the middle.
I just jerked off to this anal porn video and it sucked. The older woman was just sitting with her eyes closed doing nothing while he fucked her. At LEAST pretend to enjoy it, if I were the director I wouldn’t have paid her more than $100 until she did it right. Terrible actress!
>>144199507It would've been a great opportunity for the Packers to wear the ww2 era blue and gold uniforms, but everyone involved seems to hate fun
>>144199604That's interesting
>>144199604>anal
>>144199604anyways, go cowboys!
>>144196322Niners. Most of America support the niners so that map is fake as fuck.
>>144199717>go cowboys>black qbs>mahomes cuck/brittany dog fuckingi swear, this general only has these 3 """""joke"""""
>>144199727>yfwdbwdso
>>144199737that's not a joke, that's just delusion
>>144198178>eaglesWon't even make the playoffs and I put money on it
>>144199727I bet you’re that crybaby chiefs fan who rabidly defends mahomo, go back.
>>144199750Who said anything about a joke? I'm simply making an objective statement of fact.
>>144199727Here's a joke...The size of your penis
>>144199788Yes it is comically big like your mother
Whenever Taylor isn't on screen, the commentators should be asking, where's Taylor?
>>144199807lmao
>>144199507Josh Jacobs is an idiot. Basically all running backs are idiots but he's especially an idiot
I hate the Chiefs but can't stop jerking it to Taylor Swift. I'm beginning to hate myself and developing split personalities.
>>144199807Sounds like you two are a good match
>>144199857same tbqhwyf
I don't think Taylor Swift is attractive
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and we pray and we pray and we prayevery day every day every dayILL MEET U AT THA CROSS RAWDS SO U WONT GET LAWNLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy
>>144199922Because it’s a man
>>144199072That’s racist and not needed.
>>144199897I'm glad there are others to share in this sick sweet misery with me.
>>144199942browns fan?
>>144199950oh fuck i forgot she got bolt-ons
>>144197390>tripfag complaining about something else ruining /nfl/ and being reddit
>>144199998our padgers
>>144199950Her legs are longer than the rest of her, that's crazy
football is on tomorrow
>>144199998>gif holy fuck i hated that era of 4chan
Bengals winning the owl. May as well put your bets on them now
>>144199737>no "is Joe Flacco elite?">no "razorcakes">no "booger posting">no "peanut oil/happy baby yoga pose">no "everything above it were mitchie'd">no "green gay loli"You don't know spee culture, fag
>>144200074Meant for >>144199727
>>144200068If I wanted to lose money betting on the owl winner I'd put it on the Cowboys
can't wait to enjoy another nfl season with my friends from /nfl/
>>144200074You forgot >Bussy
>>144200050So true xister. I’m glad we have evolved into the modern era where everyone posts Redditfrogs and retardjaks exclusively, this is so much better.
>>144200098bussy is NOT a joke
>>144200091me too, I can’t wait to shit up the gamethreads with BBC Cuck porn
>>gif >holy fuck i hated that era of 4chan
>>144199727Bussy: Am I a joke to you?
>>144200091It's almost prime /nfl/ time
>>144200114
>>144200033>33It’s a tranny
>>144196600This is the man who killed the myth of the mobile black QB. I'm looking you Cam Newton and Lamar Jackson you shitters.
>>144200146
>>144200114this dude gets mad at gifs lol
>>144200185drill woman and amputee woman were the worst
>>144200163
>>144200114cry moar bitch nigga
>>144200216there’s something about this image i can’t quite put my finger on it
Behead those who insult my Steelers and my cripplefucking game
>>144200271Just endure the 1 year of Russel Wilson you have to deal with. It's not going to be a fun time.
>>144200216It's the overuse of tight ends, basically been trending this way since the mid-00s, but now basically every team has a tight end getting over 1000 yards and a running back getting 600.
>>144200292eventually coaches/staff will adapt to the meta and things will shift again
>>144199857taylor wishes she was that thick
>5x All Pro>7x Pro Bowl>Superbowl champ>shits on multiple head coaches>shits on Robert Kraft>forces the Patriots pay him 5 mil for only one game>takes off uni midgame and retires>refuses to elaborateYea, I'm thinking he was too based for this fag league
>>144200216We still get dragons every now and then
>>144200331Lying to kids will never not be funny as fuck
What are some news articles that didn't age wellhttps://www.crossingbroad.com/2024/03/some-clown-named-mike-lombardi-says-the-eagles-interest-in-saquon-barkley-is-real.html
Will Puka be anywhere near as good as we was in his rookie season?
>>144200425Probably. The Rasm just might have a QB issue if Stafford gets hurt
>>144200331hey i’m gonna make a taylor swift general hope to see you there
My lions are TALK
Today marks 7 days before the anniversary of 9/11. When those cowardly mudslime towelheads brought our treasured down. Islam is NOT a religion of peace.
go hawks
Post team captains since nothing is going to happen until kickoff tomorrow
>>144200519>making a rookie your captainhe must be good
>>144200486
>>144200486jewish hands typed this
>>144200533The players vote for captains. He could just be a nice guy they like.
>>144200486heh
>>144200486>7 days Retard.
>>144200486whatever happened there
I love talking about politics. When I’m at the movie theater, politics. When I’m in the car, politics. When I’m at the park, politics. When I’m at a restaurant, politics.
>>144200594George Bush became a painter
>>144200609thats a very smart post by trump sometimes you'd think hes a retard but hes not
>>144200609What an evil and weird man
>>144200519>>144200533Everyone starting a rookie QB is making him a captain, how's he gonna lead the team if he's not?
>>144200655got the whole squad lookin Z E S T Y
>>144200359>buddy is a retard>his kid get got the retard gene>watching kid play in the dirt>the kid is trying to collect ants>managing to crush iver half of them>the ones that survive get thrown in a bucket>there's no way to keep the ants in so they keep crawling out>ask him why he's collecting ants>he says he wants to throw them in the river and watch them drown>Ok cool>he's rambling about bullshit>out-of nowhere, "i want to be an astronaut when I grow up.">without skipping a beat I tell him he can be anything he sets his mind to>can barely contain my laughter>little faggot has no idea about the impending collapse of society, the world economy and even the ecosystem>there will be no astronauts, just farmers and scavengers
no but seriously what the FUCK is his problem
>>144200359He's not lying
/threadI have hear by “/thread”-ed the thread. There are to be no further replies to this thread. Thank you.
>>144200711>Oh, you ruined your career to get me instead of an all timer OT? Fuck you, pay me
>>144200359Lying to kids is always funny
>>144200292>nooooooooo it's not my black kangs
>>144200635>>144200649Troon posts. Do not engage. Continue talking about football.
is this seriously the best pic they could find of this guy for wikipedia? lmao
>>144200859lol'd hard at this
>>144200857It's weird that you wouldn't include the post that started it
>>144200859
>>144200879It's just a dumb joke about the Chiefs, who cares
Cuckson Wince will get another ring in February
>>144200882He looks a little unwell in that picture. I'll keep praying 4 Damar
>>144200887Only joke about my Chiefies is how none of your faggot teams can beat them in the playoffs lol
>>144200882WHOPPERWHOPPERWHOPPERWHOPPER
>>144195967ahh mamacita
>>144200609Chad trump picks the proven winners, the Chiefs while virgin Kamala sides with the perennial bridesmaids, the 49ers and the Eagles. Sad!
>>144199963EUCLID NIGGA
>>144200930Waiting an hour for the game to get started again was really stupid of me to do in retrospect
Are the Patriots still the white man's team? Drafting a country boy racist over black busts was based but the DEI HC hire cancels that
>>144196069YOU BROKE MY HEART, YOU FRIGGIN PANCAKED IT
>I still do not have tickets for the Pats-Jags game in LondonStarting to get nervous.
>>144201303Don't they sell out almost immediately?
>>144201064The Mayor of Boston is a Chinese woman. Let that sink in.
>I wanna get PAID!>alright Brandon, here's a contract offer>fuck that, TRADE ME!>Okay Brandon, wanna go to New England?>no>Cleveland?>no>Denver?>no>Pittsburg?>no>Washington?>no>oookay, here's another contract offer>FUCK THAT PAY ME>that's as far as we will go>FUCK YOU!>...>...>...>alright give me that money>"I'm not going to lie, I made it a little bit more difficult than I needed to at the end"Why is Aiyuk such a piece of shit
>>144201259Fuck you, Deebo. You were excellent in the 4th quarter of this game. Embarrassing that the Packers were more affected by the snow than a team from SF. With how good the Packers were from 2019-2021, they should have had one sb appearance. What a waste.
>>144201259gonna be fun watching love take over the time honored tradition of losing to the niners in the post season
>>144201315Yes. I am going to have to buy them second hand.
>>144201160The Star: What will be the Cowboys’ biggest weakness in 2024?The team has weaknesses this year that they didn’t have in 2023(One defense they highlighted DT as the biggest weakness)DTOne Man Army at Defensive TackleLord help the Dallas Cowboys defense if Osa Odighizuwa misses any time in 2024. The defensive line is fully reliant on him manning the middle, but despite his talents, he won’t be able to do it all by himself.The former UCLA Bruin has gotten better every single season, and could be on the brink of a Pro Bowl nod.Of course, the issue is there is nobody with even a solid track record behind him.Former first round pick Mazi Smith is slated to be the DT2 right now, and while we are all hoping for a bounce-back season, you can’t fully bank on a guy with nine career solo tackles and major offseason shoulder surgery to produce After him, however, we really start getting into the weeds. Last year, defensive tackle was a weakness for Dallas, and that was with Johnathan Hankins and Neville Gallimore offering major support.Not only did Dallas fail to upgrade this weakness, they let both of those guys go, and will now rely fully on Odighizuwa, and a resurgence from SmithThat is a risky bet to place, perhaps the riskiest of any spot on the Cowboys roster.
Jon Gruden made a YouTube channel. Also has his picks for Ravens/Chiefs and Packers/Eagleshttps://youtu.be/0XrRVjEZ7DQ
>>144200567>it's 9/4/2024>7+4=11>7 days from now isn't 9/11/2024sure
>>144201332he’s a great communicator. too bad his legacy media career is dead
>>144201328What's the markup getting them second hand?
Why do players hold out for contracts? Don't they know they're going to make the team worse by taking up more cap space and making it difficult to sign good players?
>>144201259>team you always wanted to play for keeps gatekeeping you from the Superbowl Pottery
>>144201344Goodell did a good job assassinating his character
>>144201010I was working out, so it didn’t bother me. I missed all the whopper commercials, because Joe Buck had been making the Matt Hassleback reference before the collapse, so I was muting during commercials and watching the recap of that game and Favre clips. I think most of us didn’t think right away that they would actually call off an NFL game. It had never happened before.
>>144201355I don't know the original prices but at the moment it's almost 200 bucks for the shittiest seats.Apparently the prices go down closer to game day.
>>144201356I assume the ones who make a big deal out of their contracts are considering two things: if they want to keep living in the city their team is in and does their team have Superbowl potential
Why do the Jets employ a QB "fluffer" dude?
>>144196322The San Diego Los Angeles Chargers.
IM SO FUCKING HYPED FOR THIS SEASON BROS
>>144200486My uncle died in the 9/11 attack. His last words were ALLAHU ACKBAR!
>>144201416old age or what?
>>144201422Would you believe prostate cancer?
>>144201453i’ll believe anything i read online
That reminds me. The 49ers missed the playoffs and finished last in the division after the 2019 Super Bowl choke.What if..No! Impossible! But it would be quite funny if it happened again..
>>144195652>heyward res-signsMy Steelers ):
I's plays football n sheeeeeeut
>>144201502Deshaun pls
How do I survive five more hours of staring at a computer screen?
>>144201502i have a feeling this is the tripfag that’ll finally ruin the genny
>>144201502We know, lamar
>>144201331On offense they highlighted two spots as the biggest weakness: WR and RBWRI’m willing to bet Prescott is missing the Lamb-Amari Cooper-Michael Gallup days.The Cowboys roster in general, but especially at wide receiver, is missing the firepower from years prior. This becomes really problematic when that is true at running back and receiver. Where are the points going to come from?WRWith the extension with Lamb (finally) done, the focus turns to just how unproven their WR depth is.Behind Lamb and veteran Brandin Cooks, the Cowboys are looking at a mixture of Jalen Tolbert, Jalen Brooks, Jalen Cropper, KaVontae Turpin, and Ryan FlournoyRunning BackZeke and Dalvin Cook: at ages 29 and 29, it’s safe to say their time is running short.On the younger side of the room, Dallas has a couple of guys with opposite backgrounds. Rico Dowdle, Malik Davis, and Deuce Vaughn combine for a career 586 rushing yards.That is the definition of unproven, and it’s the last thing a “championship contender” needs out of its backfield.RB is a massive weaknessWhether it is a young guy like Dowdle, or the resurgence of the old timers, the Cowboys roster desperately needs somebody to over-perform at the position in 2024.
>>144201542i’m always surprised that zeke is younger than me and indeed not like 15 years older
>>144195948I unironically think she’s attractive.
>>144201542The Cowboys will miss the offs.
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144201542Rico Dowdle is the lead guy. Zeke and Cook are irrelevant.
>>144201463>Jimmy G injured>Kittle injured>Sherman injured>Deebo injured>Bosa injured
>>144201578MOMALA
>>144201610stupid fucking cat wasting all that water
>>144201616Not really a waste, the cat is just water intensive
>>144201587>nfl commentators sucking mahomes balls>>144201580i'm saddened but impressed how corporations and billionaires keep successfully convincing the rubes that things will get better if we keep cutting taxes on the wealthy despite 40 years of trickle down economics showing the contrary
it's over chiefbros
>>144201616Cats need water too chud
>>144201601Yeah, 2020 was cursed for them. It sort of was for the entire nfcw. The Rams rolled into the playoff game with GB with basically everyone injured.
>>144200753Thats simply bitching. The o line would still have been shit in 21 regardless and probably still not great for a while. Chase is an elite talent and going another route doesn't guarantee anything
Im cursed in fantasy so i picked up a bunch of chiefs players this year. They will miss the playoffs to spite me
>>144201639looks like her people finally got around to looking up my number. all those subliminal 4chan posts finally got to her
>Trent Williams racked up $5.34m in fines for his holdout>his new deal will see him getting an extra ~$5m over the next 3 yearsYou get what you deserve asshole
>>144201580That's Bill Smelichick laughing emoji seven times #ESPNhatestaxes #Corporatepersonhoodisreal
>>144201672Rashee Rice and Pacheco are the only Chiefs players worth anything in fantasy.
>>144201672i missed one of my turns and was auto-drafted bryce young
>>144201672thank you for your service
lions bout to kill the rams sunday night
>>144201332>”I’m trying to get one more shot”I hope he does get hired again. Honestly I hope some desperate FCS or D2 school hires him and wins a national title. His personality seems better fit for college even if his scheme is complex.
I will rape your mom
>>144201681merely a coincidence
>>144201578Stunning and brave
>raping a 15 years dead corpsego for it big dog
>>144201639That was debonked and hey're about to get engaged you lying chud>Travis Kelce PR firm says Taylor Swift breakup 'media plan' for the Chiefs tight end is fakehttps://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/09/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-breakup-contract-document-full-scope
>>144201711Translation: Nigga almost got killed and made me realize I need that 80 million dollars asap
>>144201732i was think more like the niners paid some kid to whack pearsall since he's a bust and it would at least get trent back
>>144201711based Lynch ordering a hit on Pearsall to scare Williams into compliance
>>144201639Everyone knows Tay is a lesbian
>>144201718She still got that grippy
>>1442003301st round HOF
I love it when rookies have their "welcome to the NFL" moments
>Ja'Marr Chase in uniform at practice today
jones jents, our response?
>>144201639>Travis Kelce>wants to be famous after football career ends>humiliation ritual of appearing in a Bud Light commercial at the height of the Dylan Mulvaney backlash>humiliation ritual of dating a satanic tranny in Taylor SwiftSurely it’s all related
>>144201808meds
>>144201796I hear Ryan Tannehill is available
>>144201815thank you for reminding me, i'm not the same when i forget to take them =)
>>144201815go away TIDF
>>144201796don't care, smashing kay adams
>>144201844bogged to oblivion
>>144201861yeah she didn't need the work
>>144195713brazil sucks lmao
Just dropped a massive Daniel Jones. I should’ve gone to a gas station because my house stinks
JD vance is a crossdressing tranny kike cumsleeve…trump is the greatest servant that ever gave his soul over to israel
>>144201861You talking about Kay, or that weekend looking nigga on the right?
>>144201332It’s sad to see him already in old man reminiscing mode. He still has a number of quality years left as a coach. Shame what the league and Redskins did to him.
>>144201808>dating a hot billionaire >humiliation ritual Nigga what the fuck are you talking about?
>>144201942>tranny swift>hotkek
any skins fans still wear redskins apparel?
im excited for Travis Kelce amazon show
>>144201956post your gf with timestamp on her belly
>>144201912nigga on the right looks like he ate The Weekendof course I'm talking about Kay
>>144201808Everything about being famous is a facade. The only reason travis is dating swift is because of connections. They only pretend to like each other because of the media
>im excited for Travis Kelce amazon show
>>144201956She's thin and white, that's hot enough for me when she's got a billion dollars.
>>144201974
>>144202002why does she need to date him of all people?
>>144202030fuck that's hot
>>144201942Who cares about a woman's money?
>>144202018kek im turning into a white man
>>144202030nigga, your gf is my office carpet?
>>144202047doggy <<<<< prone
>>144201796#2 they had Raiders as all the top QBs were gone when they picked in April #1 they had Giants The fact that Daniel Jones is the team's starting quarterback is evidence enough of why New York needs a new quarterback.After years of disappointing performances from the quarterback position, Sanders would be a breath of fresh air for the franchsie. The Giants desperately need a quarterback and no one would frown on them even if they tanked to get one.Sanders plays NBC Saturday Night vs Nebraska (Matt Rhule)
>>144201972>>144202063based
best line since 2016 cowboys
>>144202090them prone on the corner of the bed while you are standing is kino
>maxx crosby is 27 holy shit he looks late 30s at best
>>144202048YeahWho wants to have access to private jets, the best cars, the best food, the best accommodations, the best homes, and the best entertainment options on earth?
>>144202160>the best entertainment options on earthi already have annual passes to disney and universal studios
>>144202126that's what being a chud will do to you
>>144202160>the best entertainment options on earth?just live in vegas if you want bread and circus
>>144202113The Great DamOf the Detroit River
STAND BY YOUR MAN
Why are these threads such cancer? It's like peak Australia hours tier low quality shitposting but it's 24/7
>>144202225>LEMME IMMUNIZE THAT BUSSY, HOSS
>>144202236ur buttwhole have aids lmao
>>144202236do you have the keys to Sam's lock?
>>144202236Summer is over.
Travis & Taylor is real and you're a schizo if you think otherwise
>tfw no aaron sugardaddy bf
>>144201694That might be their only chance of winning.
>>144202279There are plenty of guys out there who will pay you to suck their dicks, trust me. Go Lions
For me it's Hell Awaits (1983)
Kevin Harlan > Ian Eagle > Joe Davis > Joe Buck > Kevin Kugler >>>> Tony Romo > Cris Collinsworth >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Al Michaels
>>144202309Lombardo is cool but Slayer can't be gayer.
>>144202316Your bussy>your mouth
Can we talk about the Ravens now?
>>144202348no
>>144202348No
>>144202225Why NY Jets’ Aaron Rodgers gambit differs from Brett Favrethe fabled yet failed 2008 Jets campaign, reminders of “Brett the Jet” or decisions to break No. 4 jerseys out of retirementone of the most simultaneously entertaining and heartbreaking seasons in professional football history
>>144202331>>144202331>>144202331NEW(in a few)
Was going to make the new thread but somebody beat me to it>>144202331
>>144202316For me? It's Paul Allen.
>>144202361>>144202370I just reposted it cause I saw the archive lol its the same thread
>>144202326Well they are raiders fans
let's go eagles! (i'm gay btw)
>>144201502CJ....
>>144202326why do mutards say this?
>>144202389>Paul allen
>>144202394Is it true Brazil prepared the Eagles by hiring the best trannies for them to partake in? Is it true Jalen Hurts asked for the one with the biggest cock? Schefter reported this but I'd like an actual Brazilian to confirm.
>>144202429they shut down X (formerly twitter) here so now is the perfect time for eagles players to fuck trannies and nobody will ever know
>>144202483Be careful with that hospitality. Next thing you know they might move the team from Philly to Sao Paulo next season to improve team moral
>>144201415SAME HERE BROTHER!Here’s to this season being a good one!
