This thread is for the discussion of the NFL. Descriptions and accounts of the game without the written consent of the NFL are prohibited.What the fuck happened to rotoworld? Whatever.News the Rams get a free win this sunday
Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
>>144202248"Thor Thursdays"
what are those little arrows for?
>>144202407where the player is suppose to move
For me it's unprotected anal sex with other men and my Dallas Cowboys
>>144202407it's where they will throw the banana
>>144202406Mac finna Tonya Harding this Bishie.
>>144202444
>>144202444>unprotectedSo? Are Cowtards afraid of getting eachother pregnant? I know there's no sex ed in Texas but come on.
>>144202407It's a treasure mapX marks the treasure Arrow tells them how to get to it
talk shit about my vikes and my grandpa will end you
my mom says i should apply for a job but i'm getting drunk instead
this general is adorable atm cause you can tell how excited yall are for the season
>>144202331I have this newspaper hung up in my office :)
>>144202498He looks like he has 2 blue Adirondack chairs on his front lawn.
>>144202519get a job like mine and you could have both
>>144202519based for the short termcringe for the long term
>>144202519Based for the short termUltra based for the long termMake her regret having you.
>>144202538what kind of job do you have
OFFICIAL /nfl/ WEEK 1 POWER RANKINGS 1. Kansas City Chiefs 2. San Francisco 49ers3. Detroit Lions 4. Baltimore Ravens 5. Houston Texans6. Philadelphia Eagles7. Cincinnati Bengals 8. Green Bay Packers 9. Buffalo Bills 10. New York Jets 11. Miami Dolphins 12. Dallas Cowboys 13. Cleveland Browns14. Los Angeles Rams 15. Atlanta Falcons 16. Jacksonville Jaguars 17. Pittsburgh Steelers 18. Chicago Bears19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 20. Indianapolis Colts21. Los Angeles Chargers 22. Seattle Seahawks 23. Minnesota Vikings 24. Tennessee Titans 25. Arizona Cardinals26. New Orleans Saints 27. Las Vegas Raiders28. Washington Commanders29. Denver Broncos 30. New York Giants 31. New England Patriots 32. Carolina Panthers
>>144202608wfh but also try bartending
>>144202620everyone is overrating the tejanos
>>144202608Blow. Do tons of them. Rolling in the dough
>>144202498I got the drop on him in his bathroom while he was going #2Didn't let him pull up his boxers or wipe his assI had him shuffle to the living room where I bent him over the back of his sofa and butt-raped him until he was sobbing as his family watchedOne of them kept saying something about calling the police but I am the patrol officer for their district lolI'll be visiting them regularly during Viking games
>>144202608Unironically, anything in strategy and finance. If I have an afternoon filled with meetings I'll take an edible and game during the meetings.
17 - 0
>>144202680>loses in the divisional round 38-10
the detoit lions
>>144202843FUCK YOU
About to go masturbate to Anime porn, go lions
About to go masterbate to ASMR porn, go Chiefs
about to go masturbate to my sister, go steelers
>>144202331maybe the most forgettable super bowl of the 21st centuryeither that, Patriots-Rams, or Ravens-Giants from 2000
Just one more day, bros
>>144202696to the Chargers perhaps
>>144202950>Patriots-RamsPathetic.
>>144202912link it
>>144202992it really was, I've never seen a team get exposed harder
>>144202912I prefer ARSB myself.
>>144202331I can't wait for my fellow Niners chads to take over Sofi Stadium in a couple weeks
https://x.com/KyleBrandt/status/1831343281789386967/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1831343281789386967¤tTweetUser=KyleBrandt
https://x.com/OKeefeMedia/status/1831372191369212215NFL Commanders VP of Content Labels Black Commanders Players "Homophobic" and NFL Players "Dumb As All Hell," Calls Fans "High School Educated Alcoholics"
>>144202950The two Steelers superbowls, besides the Cardinals one, are also forgettable imo. The Seahawks one in 2005 should be erased from history with how bad it was. The one in 2010 against the Packers is also kind of meh because while it was a relatively high scoring game, nothing.suoer crazy happened and both teams slid into irrelevancy. like "oh yeah, Rodgers did win a superbowl one time"
>>144203096everything he said is accurate
>>144203086/ourguy/
foobawl
>>144203105Agreed on Packers-Steelers. The Seahawks game is kinda memorable just for the sheer amount of refball involved.
>>144202880Cringe virgin
>>144203096he’s wrong. just look at this thread. high school is a major stretch
>>144203096>Project VeritasAlways fake
>>144203096just makes it that much sweeter that the Dallas Fagboys lost against the Packers in the playoffs, fuck the Fagboys
>>144203096>The team said they have suspended their vice president of content, Rael Enteen>"over 50% of our roster is white religious, and God says, 'F--- the gays.' Their interpretation. I don't buy any of that. Another big chunk is low-income African Americans that comes from a community that is inherently very homophobic.">Enteen also said some players are "dumb as hell" and said some who were smart don't stay that way after getting hit in the head too many times.>"I don't think the commissioner of the NFL hates gay people, hates black people. Jerry Jones, who really runs the NFL, I think he hates gay people, black people.">"most of the fans are high-school-educated alcoholics" and called them "mouth breathers."100% the truth
Same Pick Em league as last several years if you guys wanna join, currently 85 /sp/tards in the NFL leagueNFLhttps://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=247&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65&joinKey=804dc3a5-d036-315c-acfc-f2b4309e07fcPassword: Rosepink
>>144203163He's going down week 3 with an ACL. Sorry, bro.
>>144203209what, do you think that guy is pretending to work for the skins?
>>144203223
Fellas, is QB play back? Seems like the position is the strongest it's been since Peyton fell off.
>>144203234look up the guys name, he's pumped out multiple bullshit documentaries for over a decade
>>144203234Hard to say with Project Veritas. Their shit is always proven to be fake.
>>144203257i’m not talking about okeefe
>>144203263Bro that's the whole point lol
>>144203273i get what you’re saying. it’s an interview with someone who ostensibly works for the skins sharing his opinions. i want to know what is “fake” about it. i understand okeefe is biased and there’s no reason to take anything in that video as more than opinion. but is it a fake employee? idk what’s fake about if
My Chiefies are going to win the bowl again this year. Anyways my wife got a pic with AB two years ago during one of her business trips. I've never met a player myself.
official power rankings1. Chiefs2. 49ers3. Lions4. Ravens5. Bengals6. Texans7. Packers8. Eagles9. Bills10. Cowboys11. Jets12. Rams13. Dolphins14. Browns15. Falcons16. Jaguars17. Steelers18. Bears19. Chargers20. Buccaneers21. Colts22. Seahawks23. Cardinals24. Vikings25. Commanders26. Titans27. Saints28. Raiders29. Broncos30. Giants31. Patriots32. Panthers
>>144203313Why are you so eager to defend it? Do you need this as proof to support your beliefs?
>>144203096Based Jerruh, truly >our guy
>>144203410you’re projecting 100%
>>144203313unless the fill interview is released, then it's likely bullshit as you can easily edit an interview to draw a false conclusion
Why are people so low on Minshew? He has done nothing but perform in his limited opportunities and now he has an offense stacked with talent at skill positions and a solid Oline. Should the Raiders offense be better than expected? Top 16 minimum
>>144203422You're the one trying to use Project Veritas as a source lol was the Onion not cooperating?
>>144203424what conclusion is asserted? that there’s an individual who holds a strange pov in the skins organization?
>>144203450>as a sourcethis is why you’re a pain in the ass. what claim have i made that i am trying to use project veritas as a source for?
>>144203440Nobody is a bigger fan of Minshew than I am having watched him when he was with the Cougs. That said he has one of if not the weakest arm in the league. If he had a big arm he'd be an MVP candidate.
>>144203440Minshew is a floor raiser but not a ceiling raiser. Probably the best backup in the league but I wouldn't trust him to get me to the playoffs.
>>144203475>>144203096>NFL Commanders VP of Content Labels Black Commanders Players "Homophobic" and NFL Players "Dumb As All Hell," Calls Fans "High School Educated Alcoholics">>144203263i’m not talking about okeefeetc etc cry more
I hate these fucking retards so much
>>144203505oh i forgot nfl fans are high school educated can i use your posts as a source on that fact? you’re legit retarded bro get out of your bubble
>>144203550New England is fairly accurate given Kraft's cheapness post Brady.
>>144203560Oh go cry about it to Project Veritas.
>>144203450You know there's a video of the guy saying all of it, right?
>jets above 25 everThey never learn
my friggin' new york football giants are going to the super bowl
>>144203578you can google it; the guy got suspended. or maybe that’s part of the vast right wing conspiracy too. stay safe brother don’t forget to wear your helmet
>>144203601With or without pay?
>>144203629feel free to google that too
>>144203550LIONS BROS ITS OUR YEAR
>>144203647Project Veritas didn't quote that for you?
Let's go sports!
When the Lions have a typical Lions team>Rigged league! Rigged league! Refball! Refball!When the Lions finally have a decent team>We're the best team in the league! We're the best team in the league! Super Bowl! Super Bowl!They just never shut the fuck up
>>144203654just give up dumbass
>>144203662I am rooting for the Wions.
>>144203550Cowboys fans are really THAT blackpilled? I don't believe it. After their first win they'll be back to "it's our year" again.
>>144203663Where do you think we are!? Also, do you think he would get fired if you check his>early life
>Hey everyone look at us, we're being persecuted by the NFL!! Look look, we spiritually won this game, and that game, and every game since, but the REFS! The goddamn refs!! Everyone look at us and feel sorry for--oh wait we're the best team in the league! Yeah that happened fast. Everyone look at us! We're the best team in the league!! Look look! There might be other playoff teams but only care about us instead!! Because we're the best! We spiritually won the super bowl! Spiritual dynasty!!
>>144203694couldn’t tell you and i wouldn’t care to find out
>>144203096Not a single lie told that day
>Chicago Bears RB D’Andre Swift is under fire as an investigation pertaining to a shooting in Philadelphia in 2021 where he is a main suspect is being opened up again.
>>144203550A lot of hope in the NFCN outside on MN
>they're seething about my Wions again
>>144203343>Kelce's contract with Taylor Swift ends in SeptemberIt's over
>>144203550>chicago>retardedchecks out
>>144203809That division will be crazy for the next few years for sure
>>144203820How will this affect the salary cap?
>>144203808>under fire
>>144203831The tri-annual cycle of getting their hopes up for their first round QB and then being devastated
>>144203820Kelce bros… we going back to black?
>>144203851lol>>144203808that's fucking retarded
>Right on!
There is a theoretical line of longitude east of which, were the team to move there, raiders fans would stop supporting the team. Where is it
Tanking for Shedeur begins soon.
>>144203944No further than Utah fo shizzy
>>144203881Nope, we're going back to back
>>144203550I'm ready to watch that hopeful number plummet after the Lions 0-4 start
>>144203223nice, joined
schwarichiro with a nice sliding catch
>>144203948>tanking>for talentless niggerRaiders lol
>>144203948Shedeur goes to Miami
>>144203662They really have no clue how annoying literally every other fan base finds them. You'd think for such a shit franchise, they'd know their place. I'd get excited about watching them lose if I didn't know they're just going to shit up the board with endless threads whining about how the league rigged things to get Caleb on the Bears.
Lions fans act like they're Panthers fans that woke up and found out they managed to trade Bryce Young for Patrick Mahomes
Why doesn't Utah have an NFL team? Utah should have an NFL team
>>144204033No fun allowed
>>144204000You're gonna give the 0-17 poster a heart attack as he's skimming the thread
>>144203948Fuck off we don't want him
>>144204000They were leading 24-7 in the NFCC game, they have a legit reason to be hopeful
>>144203984Coward
This website has produced another incel school shooter, why doesn't the FBI just shut this shithole down.
>>144204033Kind of surprised. You can sell twice as many $20 beers if they're only 2% abv
>>144204033They'll get one when the Mexico City and London teams are added, along with OKC>t. knower
>>144204099They blew a 17 point lead in the NFCC game. They have zero fucking reason to brag.
>>144204115i bet that person used instagram and google too
>>144204115Can't wait for your puny nation to be swallowed by the sea on god
>>144202331Why did Mike Martz never get another NFL head coaching job?
>>144204099And then made Purdy looks Brady/Mahomes tier when he came back. Rehashing that game aside, they're a decent playoff team, nothing more. Being more hopeful than the back to back SB champ dynasty of the league is prime Detoilet material
>>144203948This is my biggest fear for this lost season as a Giants fan.
>>144203209This. PV and its former host are CIA. It’s all bullshit cointelpro.
>nooo unless you're a chiefs fan you're not allowed to be hopefulmiserable
>>144204033The NFL already has enough teams. Adding more teams will further dilute the talent pool across the league.
>>144204168Have you met Chiefs fans? Do you know how insufferable you have to be as a fanbase to be MORE hopeful than Chiefs fans? When your team is the fucking Goff led Lions?
>>144204146I thought Trump said Climate Change isn't real?
>>144204173>being hopeful is insufferable
>>144204171The quality of the product matters not when there's profit to be made
>>144204173>Bitch and moan every year about how unfair the league is>Finally have ONE YEAR where they do something the sad-ass Titans do without even thinking about it, win a playoff game>WE'RE THE BEST IN THE LEAGUE! MAHOMES AINT SHIT! JA-RED GOFF JA-RED GOFFIt's honestly baffling. They're in for a HARD reality check.
>>144204171Like they caremore teams = more games = more money What this anon >>144204122 said will likely happen in some form within the decade, maybe an international division that plays each conference equally, who knows
>>144204191Being delusional, yes
>>144204179Trump is an old retard
what good does us freedom if we fail to be free?
This general will be crazy for awhile if the NFCN is already acting up in here before the season has even started
>>144204122>OKCThey can't even sell out the smallest NBA arena, and they're one of the hottest teams in that league. They're strictly a college football town. Anyone thinking for a second they should set up a team there is throwing away money
>>144204255i think they constantly sell out their arena specially now that they are goodthey have one of the loudest arenas too
>reddit is down again
>>144204122>6 divisions of 6 teamsthe schedule couldn’t handle it
>>144203831they gotta hope for something, have you seen the White Sox?
>>144204115It's easy to point fingers when you only exist as a tax haven
>>144204274ADD ANOTHER GAME
what if the nfl started a different league with team across ABU DHABI SAO PAOLO LONDON MEXICO MADRID BERLIN PARIS TOKYOthe winner of the league faces the winner of the super bowl
>>144203096>>144203163Has a terminal case of being a meathead manlet and sucked up for Caleb being a faggotHonorary /nfl/ poster for sure
>>144204359they tried that in europe, I'd love to see it
>>144204359actually this wouldnt work because there would be no place to draft playersamericans are divas and dont want to live abroad
>>144204359That's what I'm saying, like a solely international conference that plays each team in the regular league, then a playoff for only the international conference amongst themselves, seeding based off how they did against the NFL teamsLike each NFL team will have one game a season against an international opponent Just spitballing but I think that would be fun
Kekhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbdXlPaKba0
>>144204210Expansion teams are usually shit for years until they can build up their roster. Adding 4 shitty teams that you have to travel overseas to play would piss off a lot of people. Bills fans were complaining about the Jags having an extra week in London when they lost.
>>144204452you could even have an american team on the international one as a way to give a smaller market town in the states a football team
if we are being honest theres no need for the NFL to push for more teams they are in their peak in terms of viewers and revenuethe NBA however...
>>144204426>ABU DHABIYou just draft directly from Africa and then confiscate their passports for their team contact
>>144204514the NBA is only popular on social media, no one actually watches it.
give canada a team first. what would they be called?
>>144204480>Expansion teams are usually shit for yearsa wild luis gonzalez appears!
>>144204529I only watch the playoffs, and many more people I know just watch the finals The NBA plays too many games
>>144204529yeah thats my point, the numbers are pretty bad when Curry/lebron is not playingexpansion could help
>>144203948Who the fuck wants Shadman on their team?
>>144204539THE FUCKING LEAFS
>>144204554it's really not the amount of games, it's that the players unironically don't give a fuck about the regular season and are made of glass so sit out 1/4 of it. >>144204558what's crazy is they're both old and on their way out, and the NBA hasn't really done anything to promote the next generation.
>>144204539the punjabi leaf
>>144204573That's fair, half of the NBA goes to the playoffs so maybe they should change that kek
>>144204457I love my Dolphies so much bros
I just don't know about this whole football thing.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/37924883/former-arkansas-nfl-qb-ryan-mallett-dies-35i know it happened a year ago, but i am so out of the loop i never knew ryan mallet died>drowninghell of a way to go
>>144204573the NBA was very unlucky with Ja Morant and Zion, now they are stuck with boring players (tatum, doncic, jokic..)
>>144204573>it's really not the amount of games, it's that the players unironically don't give a fuck about the regular season and are made of glass so sit out 1/4 of it.this. the play in and in season tournament are stupid too
>>144204583lol they'd be more likely to add teams to the playoffs than take them outthey even had to create that stupid "in season tournament" to try and get people to actually watch the regular season of basketball >>144204607it's also just a bad product without the intensity of the playoffs. baseball is comfy, hockey is intense, and the NFL has so few games it's must watch. the NBA is a tough watch when players sit out, don't care, and the flow of the game is horrendous.
>>144204606Sadly after getting shot twice in the back of the head he drowned quite easily. Shame, he had information that would lead to the conviction of hil-I like football, football is an interesting sport with many different teams and players.
>>144204645i guess you thought this was funny or something
>>144204696Football is not something to be joked about it is a serious sport and america's pastime
>>144204645>>144204696stop joking around and talk some football
>>144203096I can only add that the fans are also likely to have CTE as well>>144202843Based
>>144204722The only team the refs fear: the Little Rock Arkansascides
>>144204749>refjakcursed image. i wouldn’t save that shit on my pc
>>144204720Football is greatBaseball is America's Pastime
>>144204762Its based off a real ref though so its funnier.
>>144204774hehe (reffies forgive me)
>WE DA BESThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
>>144202331
>>144204803real pic?
>>144203096amazed that the "washington commanders" could employ a single cool person
listening to TOOL - THE POT and wondering how such a boring band made such bangergo Titans
>>144204937Keep! My team's! Name! Out! Yo fuckin! Mouth!
>Football tomorrow>Also on FridayWTF
>>144205001and so it begins, the greatest football season of our time
>>144204996my reasoning to root for the Titans is really retarded anyway kek
Is this stupid fuck jamarr going to lose a million dollars a game this year to make 2 million a game next year? I know math isn’t their strongest suit but surely somebody has explained it to him in Ebonics
>>144204937Tool got worse with each album after Aenima. Their last one was pointless masturbation.
Tool was never good
>>144205030holding out before your contract is up is so stupid they might as well sign 1 year contracts at this point, even rookie deals
>>144204606Did you miss this, too? Suckass QB who couldn't even make it in the NFL finally dies mercifully because he was never good enough.
>another angry whitoid goes on a shooting rampageDisgusting
>>144205039This. Pretty much prog anything sucks
>>144203685Yes.t. Cowboys fan
>>144205044i remember when everybody got mad at schefty for that tweet, like he's supposed to pretend Haskins wasn't dogshit in the NFL because he died
Miami bros... it's already over
>>144205032Hard disagree. Lateralus is amazing from start to finish.
>>144204148Because he sucked as a coach
>>144205062thats why i only like the The Pot cause its a pretty straight foward rock song
>>144205065It's not exactly tasteful for an obituary.
>>144205040Completely agree. They shouldn’t just lose money, they should pay game check fines. It’s a fucking contact.
>>144205065Its not how you break the news at all. The blowback was deserved. These talking heads always love to harp about these guys being more than players then do shit like that
>>144204645Fake news. Next you're gonna tell us inflation will cause record unattendance for NFL games lol
>>144205044Woooow what a fucking racist
>>144205073Agree. I own it on vinyl and it's smooth ~hour
>>144205073Lateralus has good moments but has too much wankery. 10,000 days had maybe two songs that were redeemable. The newest album was just 60 year old rich guys noodling around and sniffing their own farts.
>it’s a “Goff has 37 hours to throw a pass, and still underthrows it” episodeGreat episode, but they play it so often
>>144205164> The newest album was just 60 year old rich guys noodling around and sniffing their own fartssame as it ever was
>hurr durr I play with the number 69 isn't that funny
>>144205067>ignoring the ticking time bomb that is the Jests
>>144205172kek but his playstyle is virtuoso
>>144205172At least the fumble arc is over, mostly.
>>144205174Listen to Opiate and Undertow. The perfect balance of prog embellishment and hard rock. They’ve been off balance since.
>>144205032funny since 10,000 Days is their best album
>>144203948>Black QBpls no
Saquon Barkley is a Philadelphia Eagle
whose the most elegant quarterback?
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the New York Giants select: Shedeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
>>144205261rodgers
>>144205210Opiate is dogshit and Undertow literally only has Sober as a redeeming quality
>>144205256>Barkley still made the top 100 giants listGrim
>>144203988Miami is breaking the playoff win drought this year!
>>144205268>I love this pick, Mel. Sure he didn’t have a lot of wins in college, but he beat a 17 time national champ on opening day. He’a got a winner’s attitude
>>144205268Can someone tell me why /sp/ is seething at Coach Prime?
>>144205268roger gooedell has such an angelic face
>>144205303it’s not an interesting story compared to how much people talk about it
>>144205303Contrarians always seethe at winners. See: Mahomes, Caleb, Rodgers, Hurts
>>144205275Sober is one of the worst songs on Undertow. To each their own though. I find their last two albums tedious and lacking, and Lateralus could have been spectacular if they trimmed it down by a third. I hope they don’t make any more new music because they really haven’t grown as a band since Lateralus. We can only take so much of tribal drums, time signatures based on satanic rituals, and cringelord lyrics.
>>144205326>Sneaks one bad QB in with 3 good onesOldest trick in the book, baitman.
my texies :)
day 3 of my monthly week sober for my nyr almost in the books bros, gonna be done right in time for mnf
>>144205326>4-7
>>144204122>Londonway too far away for a single teamif there is a London team getting added it will be part of a European division
>>144205359>1-0
>>144205331whats your favorite Metallica song>>144205355bro just dont drink
>>144205369>the vaunted north dakota state bison
>>144205379Yeah, everyone was picking them to win. Don’t act like they’re some shitter just because they lost. 17 championships dont scare Coach Prime
What is it about the Lions that gets certain anonymous posters so riled up?
>>144205245Whoa, aren't you a proud latina!?
Don't reply to tripfaggots. fucking newfags.
>>144205396spread opened at over a td in cu’s favor and moved up what are you talking about?
How did my Wions do in the preseason?
>>144205407
Rams in primetime this week.
>>144205245He'll be better than any QB you've had since Rich Gannon
>>144205424So... yes?
>>144205422Two spiritual defeats, unfortunately
Are you guys ready for some Football?
listening to tool for the first time ever gonna be honest guys the lyrics are a little cringe
>>144205441Yes
Where did it all go wrong?
>>144205449listen to THe POT
>>144205331Prison Sex is incredibly boring, Undertow is very generic sounding, 4 Degrees also boring, Swamp Song? Intolerance? Flood? Crawl Away? What could possibly match up against Sober, widely considered one of their all time best songs?
>>144205422Shit the bed. Big indicator for the season
>>144205449Tool is Deftones for unskilled laborers.
>>144205441Let's go
>>144205462we told you for years that he CAINThe jus' CAINT
>>144205476Deftones is for edgy retards
Who is gonna win the super bowl
>>144205462>he believed in black justin herbert
>>144203225Sorry but Allen is the reincarnation of Favre which means he's too retarded to be injured and will have one of he longest starting streaks in history.
>>144205406they're so conditioned to expect us to suck that it'll break their egos when we beat their team
>>144205494Team Lion!Go Lion!
>>144205461>>144205483>>144205440>>144205475Dont reply to trips. Just gonna assume you are retarded or a samefag with the trip off.
>>144205476That’s funny because Deftones is simple listening shit. White Pony was a good album tho.>>144205490No, it’s for horny whore women. They get off to the Change song for some reason
>>144205462He took a sack on this play.
How do I get a gf?
I don't really like Tool. Vicarious is probably my favorite song and Danny Carey is one of the best drummers I've ever heard. I like how they blend in odd time signatures and Maynard has a cool voice with some good range. They don't really do much for me though.
>>144205516You've Seen the Butcher is literally their only good song
>>144205475lol cope>>144205494Lions will end the Chief's threepeat hopes
>>144205537Whats your favorite Metallica song
>>144205512For my part, I don't need to assume you're retarded
I'm going aggressive / win big for the Opener Lamar to throw for 250+200Henry to Rush for 70+115Lamar to Rush for 60+155Mark Andrews to catch for 50+100Zay Flowers to catch for 60+120Mahomes to Rush for 25+125Kelce to catch for 70+150Kelce 22+ Receiving Yards in the 1st Quarter+225Kelce anytime TD+105Justin Watch to catch for 25+200
>>144205527It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>144205536give me $40 i can tell you
>>144205516Not to mention Stephen Carpenters riffs are easy to play. And all Chino Moreno does is moan on the mic like he’s rubbing his nipples
>>144205546Probably Disposable Heroes or Blackened.
>black qbs
>>144205586Those redditors were right though
>>144205556>>144205527If Caleb ever does this I will commit Seppuku.
>>144205542>Lions will end the Chief's threepeat hopesNo the Lions were doing that last season, remember?
>>144205586and you wonder why you’ll never find love and die alone
>>144205586is this the new Coach primate ss
>>144205536I'll tell you for $35Or a great BJ
>>144205546Holy Wars.. The Punishment Due
>>144205586Post this with your trip on you coward
>>144205449It's reddit music. This generation's Rush
>>144205616Wrong band, but Holy Wars is one of my favorite songs.
>>144205586yeah probably a good idea to take off your trip for this one
>>144205608>end threepeat hopes>only one SB win in 2023average intelligence of a Chiefs fan
Good Tool Songs:SoberForty Six & 2ÆnemaThe GrudgeParabol/ParabolaLateralusVicariousJambiWings for Marie (Pt 1/Pt2)The PotLiterally everything else is mid at best and 90% garbage tier
>>144205619NTA, but...>black QBs
>>144205583very based>>144205616its amazing how he never went bald...warrior hairline
>>144205630Tool has been around more than 3 decades you retard.>144205642That’s the joke you retarded tripfag weeb
>>144205586TNQBD>black
>>144205645We can't 3peat if we don't go back to back first, since 2 precedes 3Hope this helps, Einstein
>>144205494I know who isn't
>>144205542>add 2 rookies to the defense>OMG SUPER BOWL WIN GUARANTEEDYou realize how annoying you are, don’t you?
>QB Justin Herbert (foot) said he feels 100 percent and did not have plantar fasciitis, but that it was a personal thing you keep to yourself.Did he get gender reassignment surgery?
>>144205647ngl... but A Perfect Circle mogs Tool.
>>144205664oh I see the 24-23 in the preseason has you PMSing. what do you expect with a>black QB
>>144205647Add Stinkfist and those are the only songs I like by them.
>>144205462when he lost the job in georgia
>>144205647the name of their songs are straight from the God Of War games
>>144205681>The Outsider>Judith>PetA total of three good songs
Lions have their super bowls in the preseason and week 1, that's why they think they're so dominant
>>144205647glad you left schism out, i don't know why people like that song so much. easily the weakest track in lateralus
>>144205494Chiefs, obviously
>>144205542it is true that mahomes has never beaten goof lol
Where do you guys like to watch football games? I prefer to go to my local pub.
>>144205710Rybacks house
>>144205699because it got radio play unlike most of their songs, so it got popular with normies
>>144205608Lions beat Chiefs last year in Arrowhead, we own themThis year we reek vengeance onRavens (beat us last year)Cowboys (beat us last year)49ers (we let them come back after we had Super Bowl wrapped up)Otsmt
>>144205696At least they’ll all jump off the bandwagon the moment Stafford puts them in their place
>>144205729>beat us last yearSeems like a recurring theme. Wonder why that might be?
>>144205710Local dive>>144205731Like he did in the playoffs?
>>144205699Whammy and delay are a cool sound
>>144205731>ACK!
>>144205729>Lions beat Chiefs last year in Arrowhead, we own themYes, we know you won your week 1 super bowl by one point in a game where they thought Toney was WR1, didn't even bother fielding Kelce and Jones was holding out. We know you won that super meaningful game and will never shut up about it for the rest of your life. Because you are a pathetic joke of a franchise
>>144205747Yes. Don’t act like he didn’t get massively refballed.
>>144205494IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>He does it for free
>He's still mad
bros, where is the NFL/sports on the list? surely there has been a mistake
yep
Would have been cool to teach the Lions the difference between a week 1 SB and the actual SB but that would require them being able to make it :/
>>144205754>didn't even bother fielding KelceWasn't he injured?
>>144205462He couldn't diagnose defenses and never figured out how
>>144205494
>>144205813he was busy meeting talyor
>>144205792Is this to see men actually in the act of doing or just an abstract concept of what sounds good to them?
>>144205611It's older than you, Deshaun Watson was a rookie.
>>144205813No. They wanted to rest him since it was a free win but Toney sabotaged us
>>144205792>Foreign Languages>HobbyGuess I better start learning Japanese :^)
>>144205813He had a niggling little injury that they just wanted to be safe about since it was only week one, if we had known it was the super bowl all along he would have played and embarrassed them like he did last time https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZiAcc29Iqg0
>>144205754Dee Ford was offsides
>>144205826the latter obviously
>>144205845Women truly don’t know what they want then. If you want attention from your chick try reading in front of her. They can’t help but interrupt every 2 minutes.
>>144205695You know, it's often said personal opinions are never wrong... but you're wrong.
>>144205611holy shit newfag
>>144205870it’s a status thing
>>144205845>>144205870t. arguing online hobbyists
>>144205832>Raider Fan Tan>Woman>Speaks JapaneseAre you Nagatoro Temujin?
>>144205754Chiefs fans absolutely malding lmao
>>144205880oh no… anyways
>>144205754>If your team loses, you're frauds>If my team loses, you're frauds
>>144205884>Speaks JapaneseI fucking wish. I really do need to sit down at some point and just start learning instead of just goofing off after work all day, every day.
Imagine blowing a 17 point lead in the NFCCG and getting exposed and your take away is that you had a 17 point lead
Attention all: Radiohead is overrated. That is all.
>>144205905Another trick from the scrublord playbook
>>144205876in 3 weeks it will be 1 year since i start posting here
>>144205924I would fight you in real life for saying this and I'm not joking
>>144205880>cigarsSome women love cigars
>>144205924MUSE is much better
>>144205792Best I can do is vidya, shitposting, and cranking it to large bobs
>>144205873>no argument>just "you're wrong"shut up faggot
>>144205946Only their first four albums
>>144205951I respect you
>>144205924incredibly wrong, underrated if anything
>>144205895Would rather be a "malding" fucking Chiefs fan than a delusional, deep down miserable Detoilet who will never see his talk backed up by reality
>>144205930You’re about as tough as Thom Yorke’s pussy if you catch my drift
>>144205792>readingis fantasy and scifi included?
>>144205980yeah if by that you mean game of thrones, hunger games,harry potter
Punching myself in the face! Haha funn ee! Go Lion! Team Lion!
>>144205957WHOA! WE GOT A FUCKING HOT HEAD OVER HERE!!
imagine watching a team lose by 3 in the NFCCG and your takeaway is they aren't a contender
>>144206014Except everyone knew they would lose even after they got up by 17 because you were always frauds
>>144205975>24-23>n-no! that's not reality!!enjoy the week 1 loss to the Ravens bitchboy
Wions? More like LoseAfterHavingA17PointLeadions.Detoilet sucks shit.
>>144206033>younot a lions fan. they're contenders. you're delusional if you believe otherwise
>>144202331>Rams get a free loss this Sunday.Fixed that for you.
>>144206038Still mad about the screencaps you deleted last time the Ravens were winning?
>>144205980Doubtful. Likely only boring as hell biographies that make the NYT’s best sellers list. Historical fiction about war is also likely not approved. It being the most attractive hobby by women is such a red herring. >Oh my god, Stacy, look at that hunk reading on that bench over there. That makes me so wet.
>>144206067>not a lions fanYou know you losers so often claim this that it became a meme right? No other fanbase here feels the need to act like they're an unbiased fan, it speaks for itself that you're this ashamed to associate with your blatant homerism
>>144206067>got worse on offense>only hope on defense is rookiesYeah, I’m shaking in my damn boots over here.
>>144205980>>144205993Only books I've ever seen millennial women read that they didn't have to for school is Harry Potter
>>144205928It was posted in every thread for the last 8 years.
>>144206085They really do make it so obvious. No one talks about them, so they need to force themselves into the conversation. You wouldn’t see packers fans doing that, because we actually have a history
>Tom Brady retired rather than lose to Flacco againKWAB
>>144206070>everyone who disagrees with me MUST be the same personplease take your meds Chieffag. 24-23 is only a set of numbers, not worth chimping out over
wions got ya boilin'?
>>144203096Sounds accurate to me.
>>144206085i eat skyline chili. i root for a completely different ringless poverty franchise. lions are contenders. deal with it
1 day until free win
>>144206111They still seething about being wrong about Jared Goff
Nobody gives a shit about Detroit, the gay ass Lions, or your faggot wigger celebrities
>>144206124You're actually so retarded that you couldn't help samefagging immediately after you almost believably got out of it. As usual I hit the nail on the head
>>144205924WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HAAAAEEEEEEEEEEREE
With the 1st overall pick in the 2027 NFL Draft, the ___________ select, Dylan Raiola.
>>144206134>no ringsSeems like I’m dead on about the guy.
>[Tashan Reed on X] When asked about rumors surrounding his name, #Raiders WR Davante Adams gave a lengthy response. The cliff notes version: Adams said any talk about him not wanting to be in Las Vegas anymore is "bullshit."
>>144206141nigga what the fuck are you talking about
>>144205924Christina Aguilera was, is, and will always be better than Brittney
>>144206165Absolutely
>>144206085>No other fanbase here feels the need to act like they're an unbiased fan
>>144206140really? you seem to be obsessed with us. kind of flattering anon ;)
>>144206140>Becomes famous in part for rapping about what a shithole Detroit is>The city makes him the celebrity face of every national thing they have going onWhat did they mean by this?
>No one talks about the LionsEasy there Odysseus
Most QBs are badScouts are retards
>>144203820>gets high on ketamine and drowns in his hot tubCould he be any more of a Chiefs fan?
anyway 7 > 3
>>144206177The difference is the first one is people being serious because they'll get accused of being bandwagoners any time they predict the dynasty of the league to win, and the second are Lions fans
>>144206157Goff does have a ring, retard. NFC Championship ring
>>144206186You’re obviously a reader. Women must be crazy horny for you.
>people are unironically mad that a downtrodden fanbase finally has a team worth cheering for
>>144206209nah he has two
>>144206213If the fanbase weren't personally insufferable it wouldn't be a problem. The issue is Detoilets were born fucked up!
>>144206202Holy fucking cope
>>144206219Fuck Detroit fansI'll root for the Lions cause I like em and my team ain't doing shit
>>144206213Is it just me that thinks of all the big cats lions look the smelliest?
>>144206213The Wions Mindbreak spares no one>>144206185Wow that city must be extremely powerful to be able to do that
>>144206202Not a Chiefs fan, but you're absolutely right. They're the victims of so much abuse in this general that they have to pretend to be fans of other teams to avoid the vitriol form everyone who's jealous of our success.
>>144206230say that to my face bitch and not online see what happens
>>144206221Not everything is cope 4chan fa
>>144206134>Rams got rid of Goff cause he can't win the big game>Lions proclaim that LA was wrong to give up on Goff too early>Choke in the NFCCG, can't get to the Owl>???Jury's still out on Goof
>listen*adjusts mic*>peanut oil rapist deshaun watson is a disgusting nigger faggot who raped 30 women because he's an ugly bitch*shrugs*>the facts are the facts. He's a lowlife criminal thug who deserves lethal injection for his heinous crimes*stares down Joy's blouse*>Joy with the boobs
>>144206242*4chan fatDon't know it conspired to erase my t
>>144202331Will there be a ceasefire in Gaza? It’s no surprise sleepy joe is botching this one. Afghanistan 2.0!
will you guys stop talking about the fucking lions already
>>144206235
>>144206213Imagine if all of a sudden, Titans fans started chirping non stop. Annoying, right? Now imagine that coming from literally the worst franchise in league history (hell, any sport) and it’s insufferable
What are you wearing on gameday?
>>144206266no one cares about the lions though why would people be talking about them
>>144206275yuor mom
>>144206268Anon the Lions have historySure its ancient but it's still a historyThey're worlds better than the Cardinals
>>144206250Lol realThey're also so impossibly reddit, it's unbearable. I thought Biden himself was going to tweet about what a hero Goff was after the first playoff win
>>144206268I don't see any Lions fans acting any more obnoxious than any other fanbase.
>Loins fans should be quiet because some random Choofs fan on /nfl/ is asspainedSomeone needs to e-mail Goodell right now
>>144206268Would be based as fuck. Fandom isn't about being friends with faggots on the internet. It's about loving your team.
>>144206266"No!"
>>144206275i think i'll go for chudcore
How many more hours bros??? I can't take it
>>144206287>being happy is redditSays a lot about this place.
>>144206290Lmfao
>>144206290Sorry about your lack of eyes
Sorry about this bussy
>>144206318What's his name?
9ers suck lol
>>144206340was your team in the superbowl this year?
>>144206340They're the Chiefs of the NFC but ok
>>144206320Being “happy” (bragging when you’ve accomplished literally nothing) is Reddit, yes.
After work I drove past three houses with “Harris/ Walz” signs. How in God’s name do people seriously vote for them? Politics aside, how retarded do you have to be to think either one of them is a legitimate choice to lead the free world? Kamala could come out tomorrow and tell everyone she wants to put conservatives into camps and they would still support her. Absolute nutjobs..
>>144206219Name a successful teams fanbase that isn't insufferable.
Bang bang 9er gang amrite?
>>144206370All of them but Detoilet.
>>144206354being happy is an accomplishment
>>144206318>How many more hours bros???24 hours and 40 minutes
>>144206373How many more of them have to be shot before they change their chant?
>>144206370green bay is pretty calm but they're also used to winning.
>>144206370Most fanbases aren't insufferable and just have a few bad apples. Detoilets are completely unlike any other fanbase, see >>144203662They went from being notorious bitchers to never shutting up about being the best team in the league because they lost in the NFCCG. No other fanbase is as loud and delusional regardless of circumstances, through every up and genetic downs
>>144206349yeah ok bud
>>144206354If that's the case than every season only one fanbase should ultimately be cheering for their team and enjoying the ride. How dare the Lions fans be excited to see their team win in the playoffs and have a shot at making the Super Bowl.
>>144206396>No other fanbase is as loud and delusional regardless of circumstancesThey aren't even in the running behind the Cowboys and Bears.
>>144206408Stop acting like a doe-eyed ingenue, most Lions fans aren't just "excited" they're saying things "we beat the Chiefs week 1 we own the Chiefs" and "spiritual NFCCG victors" etc. You are sore losers and sore winners
>>144206354>>144206376>>144206396
>>144206396you're more insufferable than any loins fan i've seen here
It's hilarious to see you guys acting like Lions fans are in the highest echelon of trashy fanbases, as if they're comparable to fanbases like Philly, Dallas, or The Raiders. One good season and Lions fans are suddenly the bad guys.
Bill
>>144206349>They're the Chiefs of the NFCExcept they haven't won an superbowl since most players in the NFL have been alive
>>144206430Oh ok
gaygay mcsharty status?
>Oh ok
>>144206434>one good seasonlets not get crazy here
>>144206447on IR for ruptured bussy
How many snaps will Aaron Rodgers last before tearing his achilles again,
>>144206241Fuck off faggot
>>144203096Based Commie bro
>>144206453Getting to the NFC Championship is definitely a good season.
>>144206437They haven't won because they aren't literally the Chiefs but they're the next best thing and *so to speak* the Chiefs of their conference. They're the class of the conference and the perennial favorites to go to the owl. You don't get to the owl in the NFC except through the Niners
Chargers ain't ready nigga
If people think Loins fans are bad now I can't imagine how even more obnoxious Bears fans will be if Gayleb ends up being half decent
>>144206490If you're using Cowboys logic
>>144206381
Anyone else hoping for some kneeling for injustice this weekend? It's weird we're ignoring racism
New >>144206517
>>144206502I agree
>>144206520>>144206520>>144206520NEXT
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>>144206522Based thread
>DURRRRR MAKING EARLY THREADS PREVENTS SPLITTING
>>144206434They’re annoying little bitches when they lose too. You’ll see that happen this year plenty, don’t worry.
>>144206502>Rooting for Gayleb to lose games when he plays in the same division as the LionsQUITE the dilemma
>>144206530Using this thread. Fuck tripfags
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