Top NFL Headlines - September 04, 2024 Zay Flowers moving past AFC Championship Game fumble: 'I use it as fuel, but it's a new season'Commanders suspend VP for comments on players, Jones, GoodellJa'Marr Chase seen participating in practice on WednesdayBills safety Damar Hamlin will start season opener against CardinalsDeAndre Hopkins returns to Titans practice, could play openerCommanders, guard Sam Cosmi agree to four-year contract extensionEagles LB Devin White ruled out for Week 1Kyle Pitts dealing with hamstring injury ahead of Week 1Bengals rookie WR Jermaine Burton a "long shot" to contribute in 2024Texans sign QB Davis Mills to one-year extension through 2025Broncos sign CB Patrick Surtain II to four-year extensionSeahawks meet with WR Kadarius Toney49ers GM John Lynch: Ricky Pearsall's condition 'nothing short of miraculous,' will play this seasonFalcons add journeyman QB Nathan Peterman to their practice squadPatriots work out former Titans first-round pickAiyuk admits he made it 'difficult' on 49ersLions fans are pretty cool
This is the thread.
Actual thread>>144206517>>144206517>>144206517
This thread is superior to that other faggot threadThat little crybaby bitch already showed up to dump his "I hate Maomes" folder lol
>>144206575
Quarterbacks represent the wellness and spirit of America. Montana was handsome and America was thriving. Brady was normal but marred by plastic surgery which reflects America. Mahomes is ugly and America is rotting.
>>144206597That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
>>1442065973 deep 5 me
Why does CHADhomes make people seethe so much?
My Vikenigs have the best kicker in the league
>>144206517>>144206517>>144206517We're all in here
First time I actually appreciate a Chiefs OP. Youngcuck has been mindbroken
>>144206627Thankfully summer is over and there're no college kids in here to fall for this scam
Who was in the wrong here?
Why is Browns vs Cowboys a 4:25 game?
>>144206648Actually, we're all here.>>144204269>>144204269>>144204269>>144204269
>>144206664Are we though?
>>144206657This poster >>144206648 was
>>144206683Yes. Reddit has better football discussion.
>>144206687
Sunday night football is cooking up some kino this season
TURN ON NFL NETWORKTURN ON NFL NETWORK
>>144206704This is one of the best SND schedules I can remember
I am ready to meet my new stepson Caleb
>>144206704There are only 4 potential stinkers I see and 2 of them involve the Steelers
Actually, this is the thread.>>144205632>>144205632>>144205632
WOW!
>>144206710Holy shit Caleb announced he's dating Odunze
>>144206698I'm not posting anymore in that shit thread, trash can.
>>144206710HOLY SHIT A SECOND PLANE JUST HIT JERRYWORLD
>>144206732brady is better at not being a cuckold
>>144206695Funny how the Chiefs went from jobbing to Marcus Mariota to losing in OT of the AFC Championship Game at the very worst when they decided to ditch Alex Smith and start Mahomes.
>>144206745It's an inside job
Is 7 more than 3?
>>144206753Who is the cuck PatMutt or his sloth wife?
what the FUCK did he mean by this? like nfl teams have to disclose injuries
anyway 7 > 3
>>144206775How mant seasons did Brady play?
>>144206740Lol girl u feisty dam lol Krazy baeAnyway how r our Raiders gonna do stop being a female asking for attention lol
>>144206775
>>144206789more than mahomes will play
>>144206787He’s transitioning. BASED QUEEN SLAY!
I need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>1442067753 rings isn't just 3 rings, I'll explain later
Caleb Williams' shotgun stance is a little more robotic than I would have thought it would be.
>>144206804And will still have less rings
>>144206660so we can watch Myles Garrett murder D-ACK
>>144206815>Temujin b4 bbc
>>144206815Cooking with Russ in Pittsburgh ft Justin Fields
>>144206787his foot got mono
>>144206787Foot herpes
>>144206824will he though?
>>144206844100%
>>144206815>Andy Reid clock management
>>144206815>not having a fire extinguisher readily available in at least 2 different placesShameful
bears bros, caleb is GUARANTEED to bring us a ring!
Stop posting in this shitty thread. The other one was made first and posted in the previous general first.>>144206517>>144206517>>144206517>>144206517
>>144206710The 2023 chiefs docu is bretty sweet so farThere's a season preview with the people from NFLN on NBC in an hourHalf of it's about Tay which will make fags seethe lol
>>144206866Shan't
>>144206860Damn Gayleb is better than 2 guys who ended up being busts, it's over for da league
>>144206866Seethe
Meanwhile in Brazil...
>>144206866Get off the internet autist
>>144206859Wouldn't a fire extinguisher just splash the oil on fire everywhere and make it worse?
>>144206859fire extinguishers don't work on grease fires, retard
>>144206875Reminds me of when my dog learned how to turn the tub faucet on. He never turns it off btw.
>>144206875Damn that reminds me of Temujin when she sees a penis
>>144206860>Caleb Williams and the Bears When did the change the team name?
>>144206900You want powder or co2
>Bo's Buck and Break>Formerly Caleb's
>>144206815Please tell me this is a man
Why do we even still care about Caleb when Miller Moss is already better than him at USC?
>>144206920Kys youngautist
>>144206904Why turn off water instead of always have water?Humans so stupid sometimes.
>>144206860Titan's defense is no joke. Caleb will look like shit and the bears will probably lose.
MY texies :)
suck lol
The ceiling panel in the press room falling out onto reporters after the Chiefs loss to the Bills due to the offsides and Jones at the podium just looking at it like, "Am I in the twilight zone"
>>144206933Moss isn't a hype color.
>>144206886>Meanwhile in Brazil...
>>144206815>What do I do?Remove it from the heat
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the New York Giants select: Shedeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
>>144206924unfortunately, they are a vagina-haver
>>144206860The Titans are likely a playoff team. It's LITERALLY free money to take them at +5.5
>>144206933>Miller Moss is already better than him at USCLSU is a joke, coached by Brian Kelly and Lincoln Riley finally got a defensive coordinator worth a shit.
>>144206933Watching that game I kept thinking how Gayleb would throw the game away trying some hero ball bs when he could just stay in the pocket and throw some dimes.
>>144206903
>>144206982>LSU is a jokeshut the fuck up
>>144206975Will Danny Dimes have been able to spot the attack helicopters by then
MADAM
>>144206982Cope, Caleb was outplayed at USC last season too. He's a fraud
It’s only one game but LSU looks ass this year
>>144206960imagine the smell
>USC when Gayleb quit on his team
is he right?
>>144206952(For those not watching NFL network)https://youtube.com/watch?v=SZ8Lj1euFjs
>>144206903>fire extinguishers don't work on grease fires, retard
>>144206960no thanks, too big
>>144207039No one gives a fuck bro
>>144206939The Bears defense is also loaded though. I feel like the Bears Titans games will come down to which defense makes more plays and I can see it coming down to a interception or sack on 4th down by either side.
Why is the NFL playing in a game in Brazil on sunday?
>>144207054Cry
>>144207034It's only blasphemy if you believe Dak is a god of anything except choking
>>144207034
>>144207065Is that what you're doing? Because the only replies are telling you to shut the fuck up
>>144207069skeeeeeeeeeeup
>>144207085"The only replies" being you crying at an innocuous post because you're a triggered little bitch. Keep crying bitch, Chiefs will still be here when your vision clears
>>144207049Seriously, some fucking retards here.
>>144207104Keep responding to the guy telling you to shut the fuck up because he's the only one responding to you. Or just the shut the fuck up
Are they going to take the training wheels off Brock Purdy this year?
>>144207113Boohoo crybaby bitch
>>144206866lol FUCK la
>>144207116But enough about you
>>144207114God this and the other one was the only ai slop that made me laugh
>>144207128No retard, I'm not the one emotional for no reason. Do you want to play this game and get a little more personal? I'm very interested in helping you confront what a pathetic bitch you are. Let me know
>2000: DE Courtney Brown, Penn State (Cleveland Browns)>2001: QB Michael Vick, Virginia Tech (Atlanta Falcons)>2002: QB David Carr, Fresno State (Houston Texans)>2003: QB Carson Palmer, USC (Cincinnati Bengals)>2004: QB Eli Manning, Ole Miss (San Diego Chargers)>2005: QB Alex Smith, Utah (San Francisco 49ers)>2006: DE Mario Williams, North Carolina State (Houston Texans)>2007: QB JaMarcus Russell, LSU (Oakland Raiders)>2008: OT Jake Long, Michigan (Miami Dolphins)>2009: QB Matthew Stafford, Georgia (Detroit Lions)>2010: QB Sam Bradford, Oklahoma (St. Louis Rams)>2011: QB Cam Newton, Auburn (Carolina Panthers)>2012: QB Andrew Luck, Stanford (Indianapolis Colts)>2013: OT Eric Fisher, Central Michigan (Kansas City Chiefs)>2014: DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina (Houston Texans)>2015: QB Jameis Winston, Florida State (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)>2016: QB Jared Goff, Cal (Los Angeles Rams)>2017: DE Myles Garrett, Texas A&M (Cleveland Browns)>2018: QB Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma (Cleveland Browns)>2019: QB Kyler Murray, Oklahoma (Arizona Cardinals)>2020: QB Joe Burrow, LSU (Cincinnati Bengals)>2021: QB Trevor Lawrence, Clemson (Jacksonville Jaguars)>2022: DE Travon Walker, Georgia (Jacksonville Jaguars)>2023: QB Bryce Young, Alabama (Carolina Panthers)>2024: QB Caleb Williams, USC (Chicago Bears)who's the worst of this century?
>>144207095
>>144207146Didn't read, seethe harder and keep responding to the guy telling you no one gives a fuck about your gay ass videos
>>144207150Jawalrus and it’s not even close
>>144207163Do you think you were actually emotional in response to a random post about Chris Jones in an /nfl/ thread? Or do you think you have deeper issues that are coming to the surface in unexpected ways? Do you feel like a pathetic little bitch that nobody cares about because you're retarded and nowhere close to where you thought you would be at this point in uour life, so you respond randomly to ppl saying "No one gives a fuck bro" being aggro for no reason? Trying to offload a little of how pathetic you feel onto someone else? Or maybe you were just actually really mad at that random post for no reason. That would make sense.
>>144207154Chud alert
>>144206886Holy shit that looks ghetto.
>>144207177Who's #2
>>144207190Sis mad af lmao bros laugh at the queefs tranny getting mad like a woman lmao ya bitch no one gives a fuck about your gay ass video go post that shit on reddit
>>144207213Keep crying, I'm not the one you're mad at. Hopefully you realize that and kill yourself before you hurt somebody else
>>144207039This video made me a homosexual. Why did you post this here? You gay or something?
>>144207211David Carr, but I can’t blame his situation
>>144207211Carr, but that’s hardly his fault. Anyone would have died behind that line
>>144207217You could blow your brains out over your 0 responses gaylord video and I wouldn't give 2 shits. Stop posting gay ass videos here and fuck off
>>144206886What if we have another Mexico city incident and the day of the game the field is unusable? Relocate to Buenos Aires? The LA coliseum isn't that close.
All I ask for is that none of my Iggles die from a heatstroke this week.
>>144207247It'll probably be dysentery
>>144207240No I will continue to participate with completely harmless, normal NFL posts in the NFL thread and you can continue crying about it because you're a miserable retard suffering from ressentiment
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
My bears :)
>>144207264Lol go to bed Russ
>NEW: Travis Kelce's team forced to make a statement after an alleged “breakup contract” with Taylor Swift spread online. >The statement comes after a document with the Full Scope PR logo was leaked. >The alleged contract says Kelce and Swift would be breaking up on September 28, 2024.>Full Scope is a PR company that currently represents Kelce.>“Travis and Taylor have decided to part ways after careful consideration. They both value and respect each other's personal lives and appreciate your respect for privacy during this time,” the alleged document read.>Full Scope PR says the document is “entirely false and fabricated and were not created, issued or authorized by this agency.”>“We have engaged our legal team to initiate proceedings against the individuals or entities responsible for the unlawful and injurious forgery of documents.”lel
>>144207262Reddit as fuck, trip on Youngcuck
what's the correct (sexy) response when a woman tells you to cum in ger? apparently "uh, but this is our first date" isn't the right answer
>black qbs
>>144207264Seahawks will miss having playoff hopes too
>>144207274Try hard to stop responding
>>144207276Anyway go Niners
>>144207276This girl took me home and I took a condom out of my wallet and she said was on IUD so I was like ok I guess I don't need this and threw it behind me and she laughed
We all know the Queefs are gonna 3-peatI fucking hate how that organization is immune to poaching.
>>144207288Not until I get the last (You). I won't let a Kansas City queer one up me
>>144207273I'm so glad 2 dudes found love.
I didn’t know Youngcuck was the anti Mahomes webm poster. I thought it was a salty broncos fan this whole time. What a plot twist
ALL EYEZ ON ME
>>144207277
>>144207276>you want me to fill you up? on the first date? you're such a fucking slutwomen love it when you call them sluts/ whores/succubuses (but don't call them semen demons)
>Chargers have cap issues>get off to a slow start>put Khalil Mack on the block>Bears have cap space>get off to a hot start>need a pass rusher>have all division games after trade deadline>already have a trade rapport with ChargersIt's going to happen. I can feel it. Bring him home.
>>144207276i dont knowi'm 30 years old and i've never been on a date
>>144207335Leave youngcuck alone he just wants harmless, normal NFL discussion as he posts gay ass videos
>>144207276>>144207291>noners fag confused by sex with womenChecks out.
>>144207008Ah yes, Miller Moss defeating the mighty Louisville juggernaut. Meanwhile Caleb had to put up with that shit defensive coordinator that Riley didn't fire until after the regular season that had him playing hero ball the entire time just to give the team a chance.
>>144207366He just can’t get over that time he was gaped by cholos in 99 and became a self hating Mexican. He needs therapy
>>144207365based
>>144207361What are the Burrs giving up?
>>144207364That reminds me. Can someone post those pictures of shit teams depicted as babies?
I know we're no longer one of the sentimental teams and I'm glad. Losing sucks, watching DT58 die then the Belcher murder/suicide, I'm glad we get to be the bad guys now. Be as mad as you want, I'm glad we're not the Bills.
We got a Thursday and Friday night bussy game, bros.
>>144207297I’ve only had casual sex once without a condom with a German girlNormally wouldn’t unless it’s a relationship kind of thing and I can trust It’s kinda risky these days
Ravens by 6 (blocked FG).
>>144207401Real talk no cap fr fr
>>144207398You're not nearly as insufferable as the Patriots were. In fact, you would win every Super Bowl for th next 20 years and still not be as annoying.
>>144207406Get a vasectomy. I don't worry about STDs because I already have so many of them that they obliterate any incoming STDs.
>>144207392Give them the 2nd rounder from that Carolina trade and take on all money.
>>144207392The bussy
>>144207420I like Chiefs fans more than bombston fans but there are so many bandwagoners and the Chiefs feel more plasticy than any other sports dynasty in the past 25 years.
>>144207406>he doesn't carry plan b on datesenjoy never feeling an actual pussy
>wanna join my Fantasy league?
>>144207441>That mesh jerseyzamn that g ot zesty fast.
>>144207466I forgot to draft a fantasy team. I honestly don't really care that much.
>>144207435>removing yourself from the genepoolGetting a vasectomy is the most cuck shit.
>>144206732
>>144207488If I could, I would forcibly sterilize every last person on earth. Stop having kids.
>>144207463If you’ve read the post you wouldn’t say that Didn’t meant because of the baby thing but for stds n shiet
Reminder it’s gay and cuck to wear another man’s name
>>144207498Basedjak moment
>>144207498Billions must stop reproducing.
Jacksonville Jaguars
>>144206860USC is better now because Caleb left.
>>144207508FilterGODS, we eatin.
I didn’t expect the shooter to look like that.
People keep calling my QB gay but the greatest military leader in history was a raging faggot. Da bears are winning the superbowl.
>>144207498I believe in forced sterilization on genetic dead end retards, like Youngcuck
>>144207510Is she his sister or something?
>>144207498you'll get over that phase in a few years
Dem Boyz status?
>>144207512*Because they finally hired a decent defensive coordinator and aren't completely clueless on that side of the ball now. Lincoln Riley deserves a lashing for wasting Caleb's final two years with fucking Alex Grinch.
>>144207459The Patriots were villains at least, it seems like they didn't get nearly the same amount of out of state bandwagoners like previous dynasties did.
Chiefs!
>>144207518Zoomers are wearing colonial style wigs now?
>>144207529I'm 6,247.
>>144207536>it's the defenses fault Gayleb looked like shit against every ranked team last year then his backup shit on a ranked team on a bowl Gayleb didn't want to play in
>>144206860>rookie QB first gameTits ML
>>144207552Actually yeah. If Alex Grinch was reliable, then Caleb could settle down instead of playing hero ball all the time. Shame Grinch wasn't fired before then.
>>144207154Rattler belongs in S, the most white.
So I'm kind of confused. Normally I just watch streams of NFL games, but I've been sick of the delay, them randomly going out, and the quality being pretty shitty. Is the only way to get Redzone really by subscribing to "NFL+ Premium" and that doesn't even get every game? I'd still have to "pay" for peacock too, right? I mean I have Amazon Prime so I get Thursday night football, I guess, but this is just needlessly complex. Is there not one package that gets me everything or just the ability to buy Redzone?
KWAB. No balls pussy, this is the Bears savior? What's he going to do after the Lions beat the shit out of his team?
>>144207154Everything above D should be blackballed from the league.
>>144207498>If I could, I would forcibly sterilize every last person on earth. Stop having kids.
>>144207228>>144207229Also David Carr can literally unretire and take Dook Poopchutes job if he wanted tohttps://youtu.be/x1wokslD-Hk?si=mSh1CWMrjUzrPLcd
>>144207584Buy an atenna
>>144207592Gives me Justin Fields vibes ngl
>>144207607I do not own a television
>>144207584Nigga just use Nflbite or crackstreams
>>144207618Buy a TV before you buy Sunday ticket broke nigga
>>144206866I CAN POST WHEREVER I FACKIN' WANT TO
LIONS COUNTRY LET'S RIDE
>>144207398>Miami's doormat for a decade as Don Shula was cementing himself as the best coach in history>lose 4 superbowls in a row which wiped the memory of the Broncos worse superbowls losers which was further erased when they cheated in the late 90s to win two>almost 20 years being the doormat to the Patriots who were the greatest dynasty of all time>become good but job to the Chiefs in increasingly mind-boggling ways which is adding to the mythos of the ChiefsThe Bills exist only to job and make other teams look good
>>144207498No need for this because humans will go extinct one day anyways.
>>144207627I watch everything on my computer or laptop and I don't own any consoles so I see no reason to own a TV.
>>144207640I'm just a cook
>>144207653>He doesn't have a computer hooked up to his TV
>>144207650>humans will go extinct one day anywaysNo we won't
>>144207668Yes we will. One day the planet will literally become uninhabitable for us. We probably won't even be around by then.
>[Tashan Reed on X] When asked about rumors surrounding his name, #Raiders WR Davante Adams gave a lengthy response. The cliff notes version: Adams said any talk about him not wanting to be in Las Vegas anymore is "bullshit."
>>144207584Pretty sure youtube tv has redzone
>>144207668>we
>>144206860>take a sub-.500 team with a black qb>replace him with a different, zestier black qb>oh its a fuckin' dark horse super bowl contender now for sureHonestly cannot wait for the Bears to start 0-2
>>144207675Not for me. I’m too busy breeding ur mum lel
>>1442076751. Within 100 years we will be interplanetary2. No, the universe will not end, that's an inb43. Chiefs!
>>144207683Lul
>>144207686You're starting to post a lot of seethe about Caleb. I think you're nervous.
>>144207640Rent free
>>144206815>daily sub goal: 69
Football
>>144207683Kek
>>144207640Bills might not even make the playoffs this year
>>144207630>Loins stadium>OutdoorFuckin AI get your shit together.
>>144207692>Breeding a corpseWe need your retardedness out of the gene pool.
>>144207659is that robert dinero?
>>144207640Trash city, trash franchise.
>>144207753John Claude Van Dam
>>144207718Can’t wait for tomorrow. Got a new gameday meal coming up
>>144207703Honestly cannot wait for the Bears to miss the playoffs (again)
>>144207765That's a light snack
>>144207756Kys pedo
>>144207592Celebrate the win after the lions can’t field enough players due to inciting fights, and getting ejected, I guess. Thats the only way I can see them beating the shit out of the bears
>>144207584NFL+ has the games the streaming services are carrying, but otherwise, only the stuff you’d get on network tv in your area.
>>144207765The kind of order I get for my feedee GF.
>A-at least the biggest star in the world isn't a fan of my team! Th-that would be so embarrassing!
Should I pay 7.99 to watch the packers and eagles?
>>144207807YES haha
>>144207765So what's the maincourse
>>144207765Holy fuck that's expensive. I'd rather just drive my ass to the store and sit in the curbside and order.
>>144207807
>>144207765>$1.40 per nuggiewhat the fuck
>Danny Dimes is fucking Kay Adamsbros, our response????
>>144207508>>144207510>>144207529>>144207596oh no, what will i ever do with all this freedom and extra money ;_;
>>144207856Bidens America
>>144207819Penis
>>144207819Ur mum’s ass lel
>>144207788robussy
>>144207871I look and talk like Kay Adams. Is that a good thing?
>>144207912Post bussy
>>144207873Sister did you just post a Laineytoss?
>>144207364that was a good year.
>>144207912Is your first name... Kay?
>>144207926No, it's Adam.
>>144207890
Less than 23 hours to kickoff of the 2024 NFL season
>>144207926I wish
>this thread can you people please stop acting retarded for 5 fucking minutes
>>144207437Carolina receives >Bryce YoungBears receive >Darnell Wright >Tyrique Stevenson >DJ Moore>Caleb Williams>Khalil Mack>Keenan Allen (traded the eagles pick for going from 8-9, not entirely from the Panthers)EL EM AY OH
>>144207912You owe me sex.
>>144207963no
They're talking about the cringe bears who are sure to be flops on NFLN Can't wait for this gay hypebeast team to die
>leaked documents reveal Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's "relationship" was fake and gayAnyone surprised?
>>144207807I'm authorized to giving you a 5 cent discount to make it 7.95
>>144207964
>>144207963No
>>144207963no, faggot
>>144207989fake news
>>144207989It's fake bud
>>144207963Frog sex
>>144208010>>144208011>AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DEBOOOOONKING
>>144207996...Is this AI generated?
>>144208013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuYt_Nhl10Q
>>144207989Well, it was certainly gay. You can be sure of that!
>>144207984It'll be nice having Bears in playoffs. They'll likely replace the Rams
>>144208026No. But this is real.
>>144206960Would.
this is the best tiers list I've seen so far
>>144208067I'm so sick of this goblin.
>>144207441He boppin to a different beat!
>>144208067Well yeah Nick wants to suck every drop out of Mahomes ass
>>144207659>shits himself and runs awayI WON THIS FIGHT!!!
>>144208088Be normal
>>144208067Nick putting Purdy as like a tier 4 QB when he had comparable stats to Mahomes in the Super Bowl just legitimately makes me dislike him. I understand Mahomes being the best, he obviously and objectively is, but he has such a hateboner for Purdy that it calls into question all of his analysis.>Guy has great statistical season>Performs well in the playoffs>Makes it to the Super Bowl in his first year starting a full season>Puts up similar stats to the best current QB, takes the game to overtime, and gets points on the board but they ultimately lose>UH YEAH HE IS TIER 4 BECAUSE HE HAS GOOD PLAYERS ON HIS TEAM
>>144208067>Whistling past the graveyard>he puts the fucking Jets over the Dolphins who legit do not have any defendersShut the fuck up Nick Wright
>>144207963I'm so glad emma started doing explicit films. like legit freaky sex
>>144208099Would you?
>>144208100There wasa game last year where Brock Purdy threw for 300 yards and 210 of those yards were YAC. Not to mention the middle of the season where when Deebo was injured he played horrible.
>>144208067>Nick Wrong
>>144208122Kek Purds really is a systembaby. Really just shows how trash Jimmy G was
>>144208100>comparable stats to Mahomes in the Super Bowlbruh, there's more than one fucking game in a season (unless you're aaron rodgers)
>>144208143Yes? And Purdy put up good stats the entire year except for one game when he threw 4 ints, prior to then he was the frontrunner for MVP, though in reality CMC should have won it but they gave it to Lameme.I am not even some big Purdy fan, the reason I am using him is because his favorite QB is Mahomes and those two faced one another in the super bowl and then he puts Purdy just above the bottom tier which is absurd.
>Leans in>"It's a 5peat"
uh, do you guys actually have dreams about your teams?
>>144207361Holy fuck, this dude had SEVENTEEN SACKS last season? What the hell? I thought he had fallen off? That's DPOTY numbers?
>>144208100What's funny is that the Niners weapons didn't show up in the Super Bowl and Purdy was throwing to Juauan Jennings and Chris Conley
>>144208122>Completing a very high percentage of passes to the right player each play and allowing them to get YAC is bad because... uh... IT JUST IS OKAY????You can call him a game manager if you want, but that doesn't mean he is bad lmao. Should he be throwing objectively worse passes just so he can have better stats without YAC? What is even the argument? I am not even saying the dude is top 5 or something, but saying he is top 20 is just fucking mind bogglingly retarded. Most QBs in the league couldn't get his stats on the 49ers because they're retarded.
>>144207873You're on 4chan. Things can't be going that well for you.
>>144208214Does Maxx Crosby have the n-word pass? Will it stop him if he doesn't?
>>1442082024 or 5 of those were against McDaniels raiders when he was purposely sabotaging AOC
For some reason my gut is telling me that this season will be kino
>>144208214no one wins player of the year playing for a team with a losing record
Are there people here who weren't watching football back when this happened? Even JFFM was watching football back then.
>>144208255Just like ur mum lel
>>144208262i've only been watching for the past three seasons
>>144208255I've been saying that all offseason. There will be a lot of good teams and a lot of fun storylines. Will be by far the most viewed NFL season of all time
>>144208262I’m old enough to see the Tuck Rule and Pirate bowl
>>144207989Not really. Tay is over 30 and Kelce has unlimited options.
>>144208255Are they still running those stupid 'script' commercials?
>>144208169Lions year
>>144208291While it is true women have limited standards as they age, the whore of Babylon has an endless supple of simps
>>144208295>Seething that the NFL made him look stupid
>>144208288Remember Manning's comeback vs the Bucs on MNF?
FOX has hour long season preview show on againThe white gay excitable chad from GMFB raging the Cowboys saying it'd be nice for someone in the younger generation to see something other than the same ole Cowboys
>>144208305Who?
>>144208346I only watch the FOX pregame show, it's more fun than any other network's.
>>144208354Is that whom I think it is?
>>144208371How would I know whomst you think it is, Marquez
>>144208371Ryback
>>144208169(Responding to myself) This is my new favorite thing to post and you will be seeing it threadly, fair warning
>>144208383newfag lmao
Does anyone else remember the Chargers going 14-2 the choking in the divisional round? Then afterwards, they fired Marty Schottenheimer like retarded dipshits.
>>144208445So they were the Ravens of their time
[Insert controversial opinion about the NFL]Tom Brady benefited from playing with stacked teams on the statistically worst divisions in the NFL combined refball (spy gate, rule, the motion rule vs Ravens, deflategate) to be dominant for many years and the same is going to happen with Patrick mahomes
>>144208445Damn remember Qualcomm?
>>144208471Tuck rule*
>>144208445It’s been a long time. But i remember when they had the 1st overrall offense and defense, but 32nd overall special teams. I also remember when the year when the AFCW was so shit that they had to send the chargers to playoffs.Good shitastic times
How do you fix this? I looked online and people said finasteride/minoxidil are miracle cures. Do you think Brock Bowers can be saved?
>if the NFL season ended today it would be the first time the Jets didn't record a losing season since 2015
>>144208505Why does his helmet look so goofy
>>144208491>I also remember when the year when the AFCW was so shit that they had to send the chargers to playoffs.Wasn't that the 2008 season when they went 8-8? They still beat the Colts in the playoffs, which was funny.
oooooo we eating good tomorrow
>>144208492its over
>>144208100>falling for baitHow do you not understand his game by now?
>>144208540I think so. I also remember when the raiders swept the entire division but missed the playoffs
>>144208555Well considering I am commenting about it on 4chan I don't think he gets much money from that. Nice trips, btw.
>>144208505Has every team had a winning season since 2015?
will he survive the season once the allegations are revealed?
Guys what will the NFL do if EVERY TEAM has a winning record?
>>144208492Brock Bowers is my spirit animal
>>144208554Calm down doomer it's not even as bad as I thought
>>144208505That 2015 team deserved a shot at the playoffs>Brandon Marshall and Eric Decker with 1,000+ yards each>Mangold and Dbrickashaw O Line>Revis and Cromartie still at their game >Young first rounders Muhamad Wilkerson and Sheldon Richardson at the D Line>Demario Davis MLB>Fitzmagic doing things
Less than 24 hours until free win
>>144208607What did he do? Something zesty?
>>144208623Who cares? He’s getting paid thousands of dollars right now to play a children’s game. Women care most about money
>>144208624They shouldn't have lost in week 17
every year of my life has been a losing season
>>144208676Damn bro all those first overalls and you still suck? baka
>>144208676You just had a winning season lionsbro
>>144208590I think the Broncos and Jets are the only teams that haven't.
Cowboys 31, Browns, 23>Away Game...anyone who prefers Deshaun Watson over Dak Prescott isn’t using logic. That’s why Dallas should be able to go 1-0 with a win here.Cowboys 34, Saints 17>Home Opener..Prescott has proven time and again that he can rack up points, especially at home. By Week 2, CeeDee Lamb will have shaken off any rust. Ravens 27, Cowboys 16>Second Home Game. This game allows them to silence many of the critics. Like Dallas, Baltimore is an elite team in the regular season and even though Lamar Jackson has a similar playoff record as Dak, they’re seen as one of the premier teams.>but unfortunately, this feels like a letdown in front of the home crowd. Even with Mike Zimmer coaching the defense, the Cowboys' issues against the run historically will crop up in this one. Especially since the Ravens signed Derrick HenryCowboys 38, Giants, 13>Away Game. Dak Prescott is the owner of the New York Giants. Prescott is 12-0 against the G-Men since the end of his rookie year (when NYG made him mad by going 2-0 against him)>look for Prescott to continue his dominance against the "rival." The Giants are easily the worst team in the NFC East >This one is a blowout and the only reason Dallas doesn't drop 40 will be Prescott being pulled in the fourth quarter.
>>144208676sad!
>>144208716I’m convinced the broncos sold their souls for one last owl with Peyton in exchange for endless losing seasons. The fact that Walmart owns them just reinforces my beliefs
KANGZ
>>144208676Go be a loser somewhere else. Thank you.
>>144208785This is the perfect spot for that
>>144208649I hate Rex so much bros>>144208676Thing is you don’t get many first round picks You gotta learn how to scour better with your low picks or risk and trade for a high one
>>144208649>>144208624I rewatched that week 17 Jets game against the Bills and it boggles my mind every time. It really showed why Fitzpatrick was never a longterm starter.
>>144208815Scout*
Name NFL players you could unironically heemFor me>Bo Nix>Joe Burrow>Justin Herbert>Aaron Rodgers>Harrison Butker>Actually all kickers>Daniel Jones>Matt Stafford>Justin Field>CJ Stroud>Dak Prescott>Jordan Love>Jared Goff>Tua>Brock Purdy>Trevor Lawrence>Xavier Worthy>Kirk Cousins>Kyler Murray>Geno Smith>Jacoby Brisset>Sam Darnold>Caleb Williams>Jaden Daniels>Bryce YoungHmm>Keenan Allen>Oh Amon St. Brown for sure>CEH>Maybe CMC Hmmmm
>>144208815I forgot Rex Ryan coached the Bills kek
every year of my life i've won the super bowl even if i don't have a trophy for it
Where my bears bros at?
>>144208852Lawrence TaylorReggie WhiteDick ButkusWilliam The Refrigerator PerryMike SingletaryLuke KuechlyCam NewtonTrent Williams Night Train LaneRonnie LottJohn Randle
BuuuursBuuuurs Buuuurs
I could HEEM two Dak Prescotts
>>144208887Anthony MunozGene UpshawRay LewisDerrick ThomasTroy Polamalu Ed ReedPatrick WillisJoe ThomasJack Youngblood
>>144208884Out sucking cock I imagine.
>>144208884Present
>>144208676Dragging down the average breh.
Saquon Barkley is a Philadelphia Eagle
>>144208913Sorry, I said bears bros, not fudge packers
>>144208884>>144208918Why are Bears such cute animals when they can easily kill you?
>>144208929Don't make me post a picture of your quarterback.
>>144208948gotta love the goffster
>He’s seething about the Lions again
>>144208939Your quarterback is literally man love
>>144208931Bears won't kill you in the wild. That's propaganda by the same people who want you to live in a cubicle and eat bugs. They want to make people scared of going out in nature. I've met with bears, and I'm talking grizzlies, many a time in my adventures, and the only thing they ever attacked were the apples I fed them out of my hand. They are, in fact, not much different than horses, and just as willing to be ridden.
>>144206657The white cameraman was in the wrong. He needs to check his privilege.
>>144208979
Just ordererd... I've been saving up for this little indulgince... Go Lion! Go Lion!
>>144206753Holy shit, it's actually true. His wife confirmed it.
>>144208284There are an excessive number of fans hyped right now, like 20-25 fanbases think they're going to be contenders, the first few weeks will be a bloodbath.
>>144209007Anehata Shiton-sama…
>>144206753>>144209024does this not imply that mahomes' wife is a cuckquean? she said she had to get used to her husband fucking side bitches constantly
>>144209033The Raiders have the biggest winning aura right now.
>>144209033Yeah, well LOLbradywins or LOLmahomeswinsis dogshit and bad for the brand.
>>144209069Nuh uh
>>144209061No, it's open-ended (both sides). He knew what he was getting into.
>>144209076Yeah huh.
>>144209027Kek saving this when some mutt loving retard claims the chiefs don’t get nocalls
>>144209024Dang, Mahomes wife been fucking the Jaguars backup QB?
>>144209007Is this you?
>>144209091I dunno man. From the interview it sounds like Kermit's wife is getting the short end of the stick.
5 Cowboys Already on Thin Ice in Week 1Dak>the season could determine Prescott's future with the organization. Despite the fact that Dak likely had his career season in 2023, finishing second in MVP voting, the Cowboys still haven't given him the contract extension that he desiresZeke>Rico Dowdle may be the RB1 and get the majority of the workload. Mike McCarthy all but confirmed this >However, the Cowboys are still listing Zeke as the starting running back to start the seasonC Cooper Beebe>A third-round pick out of Kansas State, Beebe is one of the two rookies the Cowboys are starting on their offensive line to begin the season. The other is first-round pick Tyler Guyton who will be replacing Tyron Smith at left tackle>When starting center Tyler Biadasz left Dallas in free agency, many had expected Brock Hoffman, who saw 221 offensive snaps last year, to take over. However, Mike McCarthy is trusting Beebe to start immediately instead. He was able to earn the starting role over the training camp as he has been one of the preseason standouts for the team.>Brock Hoffman is lurking behind him if Beebe struggles in his NFL debut.(Cont)
>>144209127That's my cousin, Ferret
>is it time to shave bros?
>>144209165This is just returning to tradition when 21 year olds looked 40.
>>144209127Bears seem even greedier than dogs
>>144207724Allen will get injured and the season will be over.Calling it now.
>>144209181That's because they're wild animals, no matter how desperate the dog is for your table scraps it won't kill you, the bear will.
>>144209119It's beyond pathetic on Mahomes' part for sure. She's a dog faced gremlin. I'm sure the NFL players fucking her are only getting off based on knowing they're fucking Pat over emotionally.
>>144209202Not necessary for what that anon said to come true. The Bills regressed roster-wise in a year that they will be massively struggling with morale
>>144209130Kek yeah getting dicked down by tons of dudes while married to a super rich NFL QB and not having to work. Sounds rough lol.
>>144208492fina-mino is the treatment for the working manrich people have shit like hair plugs and PRP injections
>>144209165Hey! I didn’t give you permission to post pictures of me 5 years from now.
Holy fucking wholesome
>>144209222I say this as a Bills fan. I already expect a repeat of the 94-95 season.We are going to waste Allen's prime. We are going to never get to the Superbowl because this entire city is fucking cursed.I pray Lindy Ruff can somehow get the Sabres to the playoffs again to at least lessen the pain.
>>144209252Didn't he do some "in plain sight" thing showing he's a Satan worshipping elite pawn?
>>144209145TE2 Luke Schoonmaker>the Cowboys brought four tight ends to the active roster. After the TE1, Pro Bowler Jake Ferguson (age 25, Wisconsin), 6-7/270 Brevyn Spann-Ford (age 24), an undrafted free agent out of Minnesota, and John Stephens Jr (age 24), another UDFA, who missed his rookie season after suffering an ACL injury in the preseason last year, are waiting for their turn. The inclusion of those two signals the lack of confidence they have in Schoonmaker. If the former second-round pick isn't producing, he is at risk of losing his TE2 role(Cont)
>>144209268meds
>>144209266Hopefully if this season goes as badly as it seems it might, it will wake up the ownership and ignite a rebuild that will give Allen better opportunites in the future. In the longrun it would be better to have a catastrophe now than to continue to coast on years of "almost there"
>>144208737>Cowboys 31, Browns, 23it's not about the Browns' offence but their defencewith a near nonexistent offense they managed to eke out a win against the Niners almost entirely on the back of their defence, against a Niners team that absolutely skullfucked dem boyzif that defence still exists than it will be more of a game than you think
Why don't NFL jerseys have sleeves anymore?
>>144208288I saw the the Elway / Montana super bowl
>>144209303What do Bills primarily want to see out of a (mini) rebuild? Mostly McDermott getting fired?
>>144209224Personally, I wouldn’t want to be.
>>144209292You need to go back
>>144209428It's definitely more pleasurable for women
>>144209445I really, really like women.
>>144208100Next time you mistakenly think Purdy is elite, think about what Mahomes or a 40+ year old Brady would accomplish with that roster.
>>144209106I hate the chiefs too but there wasn't foul contact on that play. He just got fucked up with a fluke injury.
>>144209458Aaron…
Kek Nick Shook put Danny Footstamps as the worst qb going in.
If you replaced Brock Purdy with Kyler Murray, the 49ers would've gone 17-0 and beaten the Chiefs by at least three scores in the superbowl.
>>144209465Member when Olivia Munn was his beard?
>>144209473Joke all you want but as far as running QBs go, Jones is the great white hope.
>>144209329It's a nod to and solidarity with the gay community
>>144209494He's just discount Josh Allen who holds onto the ball too long and lacks any dawg.
>>144209465Why do some say he's gay? I have pretty good gaydar and I'm not detecting anything.
>>144209491need to have anal sex with her with the lights off
>>144209516>offYou'll coward.
>>144209494Lot of experience running for his life, only Burrow comes close.
>>144209290CB2 Caelen CarsonAnother rookie the Cowboys are immediately throwing into the fire is fifth-round selection, Caelen Carson. One of the stars of the training camp and preseason, Carson is the starting cornerback opposite Trevon Diggs to start the season.Dallas received the shocking news last week that their star ballhawk DaRon Bland would miss six to eight weeks with a foot injury. Instead of replacing him with a veteran free agent or on the trade market, the Cowboys showed how much they trust their rookie out of Wake Forest. Nicknamed "Seat Belt" due to his ability to lock wide receivers up, Carson is stepping into a massive role in Week 1.If Carson struggles in his debut, Andrew Booth Jr. and veteran CJ Goodwin are next up. Booth has struggled so far in his NFL career. Goodwin, on the other hand, not only turned 34, but he also has been playing exclusively on special teams for the past couple of years.This could mean that the Cowboys could look for external upgrades if Carson isn't giving them what they need. Let's hope that is not the case
>>144209329It's a dated look, grandpa. Look at these fuckin unfurled sails.
>>144209329Yeah I don't like seeing everyone's armpits. It looks weird.
I will let you bears fans enjoy your optimistic fantasies, but come Sunday, you and your gay black QB will be exposed for what you have always been.A bottom 5 team in the NFLNow if you'll excuse me. I have meditating to do.
>>144209329They do if you want them. Most players don't anymore.
Jared Godff
>>144209555Cornerback Caelen Carson has been hyped up since the Cowboys drafted him in the fifth round last April. With starter DaRon Bland about to miss the early part of the season with a foot injury, Dallas needs that hype to be validated as the rookie is about to take on a key defensive role. Thankfully, we’ve seen late-round CBs step up before in their first seasonsBland was just a fifth-round pick himself in 2022. He ended up starting eight games as a rookie due to injuries. He had five picks that year. But when Diggs got hurt in 2023, Bland had to move outside and that’s where he became a household name with all of his interceptions and touchdowns
>>144209628I'd love to see him like that naked with his cock rock hard
>>1442067047, 9, and 15 are potential duds, but the rest is solid. We are so fucking back snf bros
>>144209516You know anal sex isn’t like in porn, right? You’re sticking your dick into a poop crusted anus. The smell is putrid and it leaves your dick covered in rotten anal feces and cheese
>>144209718Cock rock hard and balls puffed up as you slather on the Hellmann's mayo, before sucking and licking it all off lovingly
>KINOVISION
>>144209127Like most omnivores, bears just want calories from anywhere and will take the path of least resistance. Killing things is labor intensive. Being chill towards humans and having them shovel peanut butter at you is way easier. A well-fed predator *usually* has no reason to be aggressive because it already got what it wanted.But the thing is, animals don't abide by reason. A bear might have no real incentive to massacre you and do it anyway. My cousin got headbutted and stomped on by a deer he was feeding once. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. He's lucky it was a doe, if that thing had antlers it would have gored him pretty good. Anyway, the point is animals are fucking crazy. Don't assume anything about how they'll behave
Xavier worthy is finna be a star dawg Next desean Jackson and more
>>144209628>I have mayonating to do
>>144209818>Bears fans drinking the Caleb kool-aid
>>144209818Literally your mom when I give her a golden shower.
>>144208948>chanting for a 2nd stringer on any other teamPoverty franchise.
>>144209781>a woman's asshole is gross and unsanitary and should be avoided at all costs>the other, "clean" hole is like an inch away from itnigger it's all gross and smelly. In for a penny, in for a pound
>>144209818Fuck I thought I was in a stock market thread because of that webm.
>>144209889
>>144209830He's about to be the most electric player in the league starting in about twenty hours
>>144209929Will worthy and Nate Wiggins matchup with eachother?
alright, i've come to terms with the fact that my lwwllwwlllwlwlllwions are going to regress, and i will now give up all hope and begin doomposting.
>>144209934Nate Wiggins<Nate Higgers
Just 5 months and 5 days until the greatest end of the season since 18-1
>>144209948Sounds like you haven't had enough to drink yet
Do NOT post in youngbitch's thread, even if he posts it at 490 like a faggot.
>>144209948Should be 6-2 to 8-0 when you're enjoying your Halloween parties
>>144210056There's already another thread up, no one needs to make another.
>Bill Belichick announces he has joined Instagram, or 'Instaface' as he calls it, in order to connect directly with fans during the football seasonYou will be discussing your favorite special team plays and long snappers with bill belicjcheek over instaface this season right?
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>>144209830I just traded a 2026 1st and 2027 1st for Worthy and a 2027 3rd. Is that too much?
>>144210056I shall be posting in YoungSUGAR's thread next
Holy autism
My butt feels so good in front of my fan. I stray painted it red and yellow like the rest of my room
>>144209915
Recycle at 500>>144206517>>144206517>>144206517
>>144210170We're already in here>>144210100>>144210100>>144210100
>>144210100>>144210100Migrate. Kys youngcuck
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