Straight Outta Inglewood editionZay Flowers moving past AFC Championship Game fumble: 'I use it as fuel, but it's a new season'Commanders suspend VP for comments on players, Jones, GoodellJa'Marr Chase seen participating in practice on WednesdayBills safety Damar Hamlin will start season opener against CardinalsDeAndre Hopkins returns to Titans practice, could play openerCommanders, guard Sam Cosmi agree to four-year contract extensionEagles LB Devin White ruled out for Week 1Kyle Pitts dealing with hamstring injury ahead of Week 1Bengals rookie WR Jermaine Burton a "long shot" to contribute in 2024Texans sign QB Davis Mills to one-year extension through 2025Broncos sign CB Patrick Surtain II to four-year extensionSeahawks meet with WR Kadarius Toney
the new york football giants are going to the superb owl
First for Raiders!
>His only meaning in life is to make early threads for his dogshit team
First for the raiders sucking
>>144206546If the Raiders beat the Chargers Temujin promised me a sloppy blowjob in her thong
>>144206560Bae tell em how u like calling me hard r in bed wearing a adams jersey (100 emoji)
1 day until free win
>>144206517Sal, you need to get off the internet.
>>144206520>>144206520>>144206520We’re all in here
>>144206602That's what I be saying when u post thirsty pics on IG lol u funny bae
>>144206625nah u are
Stop duping threads you fucking retards
Me n Bae don't fw the chiefs so we in here ong
Based he deleted his posts or maybe better yet got a 3 day
>>144206698He did post racist shit
how bout them birds (eagles)
>>144206706That's weird considering she has a black boyfriend but I don't judge
Anyone got a list of the streaming service games for this year?
>>144206734Here you go, enjoy
>>144206517Screen cap thisBoth Travis Kelce and Caleb Williams will suffer catastrophic injuries this season.
>>144206698>>144206740
>>144206747Caleb catastrophic bussy implosion confirmed
>>144206747Those injuries being prolapsed anuses
>>144206746>this year>2022Make sure you bet it all on the Rams to win the superbowl bro.
YEAH HERE WE GOOOOO
Why is the genny this dead? The season starts tomorrow.
>>144209851Everybody is drunk
>>144209918Gay
>>144209851we're in this thread >>144206520
>>144209971>mahomes spammer makes a separate threadNot surprised in the least lol
We're in here now>>144210100>>144210100>>144210100
Actual thread if anyone gets lost>>144210100>>144210100>>144210100
>shitcongo
fuck gayron gaydgers
>>144210221Rodgers is based
>>144210221haha no please dont do that
>>144210251Hope this faggot tears his other Achilles
What changes this year?
>>144210297>TJ Watt NebraskaThis is weird right?Also reminder to fill in the pick'em before tonight anons!https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2024/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Same group as previous yearspassword is Rosepink (cap sen)
>>144210251jej
>>144210297>Mac Jones>Justin Fields>Russell Wilson>Derrick Henry
>>144210377>America is collapsingCan't agree more
Exciting enough for two generals
>White Owner>White GM>White HC>White QB>White WR>White TE>White DE>White LBReminder, the Rasm are the official team of America!
>>144210407We already tried /afc/ and /nfc/ before and ot was retarded.
>>144206517>Commanders suspend VP for comments on players, Jones, GoodellCan I get a QRD here?
>>144210471Some chick filmed him talking trash on a fake date and it went to the tabloids.
>>144210471what he said was 100% truth and they canned him for it
>>144210525Where have we seen that play out before?
Football's back, baby!Hooah
>black qb >black hc Guess my team...
>>144210570SteelersBucs
>>144210570Steelers!
>>144210570Falcons
>>144210570eagles because sirianni is a nigger in disguisebut actually texans
So the NoFunLeague starts today. Time to fuck up my sleeping ScheduleThe game starts 2 in the morning on the Germoney
Yeah, man! The fucking benzos and zofran helped the withdrawal symptoms.
There is a horde of brown women who support the Bengals solely because Joe Burrow is on their team
>>144212533White women also lust after Burrows BWC, just go on tiktok and search Larmar Jackson and Joe Burrow and compare the results. "bbc" is just blk boy clitty cope. You gotta feel sorry for them a bit because even blk women now are obsessed with BWC, zoomer black girls are some the most racist people on earth it's so funny.
>>144211642Just be a neet
this thread is ass i need some pasta that'll whip normies in to a frenzy to dump in my fantasy gcs
Why are there 2 threads?
thinking of calling in sick tomorrow and getting drunk the next 4 days to watch football
>>144215358i feel that
guys, before the season starts remember to have fun and enjoy yourself
>>144212251he’s just like me
>>144216807
>>144216819Why are AI slop posters almost exclusively cowboys fans?
>>144216821one interesting taylore fact is that she did an commercial with Donald Trump once and they try to scrap that from the internet really hard
>>144216837Do you have it?
>>144216826outsourcing their fandom because it's too painful to go through another humiliation ritual of regular season success and immediate playoff collapse
>>144210450/nfcn/ would bootyblast this shit genny
>>144216866/nfcn/fags would start shitting and burping and crying after 5 mins in /nfce/
+474 for a Kelce and Checkie anytime touchdown and moneyline Chiefs winI'm about to do it, bros
>>144216845https://www.stereogum.com/1967949/this-2011-donald-trump-taylor-swift-shania-twain-kid-rock-comedy-video-is-really-something/news/Kid Rock is also on the video
>>144216881Kek have you ever been in a cowboys or eagles gamethread. That entire Genny would just be faggots posting faggots 'ironically'
Nothing better than a cock in my ass and a football game on the tv.
>>144216882t. this post brought to you by Bovada
>>144216899Also, go green bay!
>>144216895Thanks
>>144216901I use Fanjews actually
>>144216896Every fucking time there's a nfc east rivalry game the genny gets a gay porn dump.
>>144216899Don't forget the mouth!
Every time I get to greedy with the parlays I never win, Checkie or Kelce anytime TDs?
>>144216921How are you supposed to yell Go Lions!
>>144216922the guy from Jackass?
bearsies
Woooooo it's football season and I no longer have to suffer through another baseball game. Fuck that shit.
>>144216989suck
Chiefs 28Ravens 24
>>144217000My favorite commentator is Kevin Harlan
>>144217000I genuinely tried to get back into baseball but it was so fucking boring that I would fall asleep during games.
i unironically miss hearing Tony Romos voice
Washington will make it to the playoffs this year.How far they will go is up to you, and how much energy you are willing to give
>>144217007>takes your qb's lunch money and his bitch
>>144216826Dallas-chan is a beloved character of /nfl/. Also I've seen chiefs and Rams ai
No good games this weekend
>>144217024I could see it, mostly because the NFC East has to subvert expectations every single year for some reason
Easiest pickem week of my life desu
>>144217050have you ever seen a football in person?
>>144216902It's only a matter of time until Mahomes suffers a major injury. Even with refs letting his line blatantly hold on every play you can't do the twenty second dropback thing every fucking game and not get lit up by someone sooner or later.
Was the embarrassment in January not enough for you, Kiwi?
>>144217066Yeah, we went to a couple Ravens games together.
>>144210297Gayleb obviously
im back because the GOAT plays tonight offseason /nfl/ is mid af
>>144217094how are the blood diamond wars going my man?
>>144217079i don’t believe you but that sounds like fun
>>144217094>im back because Nate Wiggins plays tonightbased
Some of you Zoomers are too young to remember when the Giants crushed the Patriots AGAIN at Superbowl 46 and Patriot fan Maria Menounos was publicly humiliated and paraded through the streets of New York in a Giants bikini.Good times.
>>144217048You are gonna get crushed lmao.>KC giving a fuck about regular season>Arizona stopping Josh Allen at all>Titans scoring any points against the Bears>Miami not winning its home opener against relentlessly mid Jags>The Gnats winning a football game>Bum foot Sherbert doing anything against the Raiders defense>Bryce Dung winning a game on the road vs good defense and division opponent
I think I might be worse than the Kiwi but I don't have a trip so nobody knows or cares except for that one time a mod mentioned my location.
>>144217105business is booming ngl>>144217119literally who?
I like men. Which team should I support?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHPtJBmlgT4
Is this accurate?
>>144217138packers
>>144217138The Raiders.
>>144217138cowboys
>>144217132>literally who?his wife's son.
>>144217122It was a different time>>144217138THE New York Jets
>>144217138Dallas
>>144212251Him and McPherson’s insane bulge have unironically made me question my sexuality as a Bengals fan
Where's the game thread
I would like to think that the Saints will be better simply due to having a different OC that can competently call plays but the schedule this year is rough.
>>144217151>Pats>Rushing teamI'll be impressed if they average 125 combined passing/rushing yards a game. That O-line isn't making many holes for Stevenson either.
>>144217138
>>144217122Hey this is that lady I see at the movie theater
>>144217151>Commandcucks and Panturds>all around teamNeeds an "all around shit" category.
where's the middle eastern taytay obsessed chiefs "fan"?
>>144217151 i doubt my chorgers will be a passing team anymore. maybe all-around
>>144217122hot
>>144217151Lions are known for rushing though.
>>144217203kek
>>144217210Goff has been throwing a lot.
>>144217252Why do you have this saved?
>>144217252>the fart and scat communityWhere do I sign up??
>>144217252OUR United Arab Emirates would NEVER.
>>144217271reddit.com/r/dallascowboys
'nime
Elite?
How badly are the Dolts gonna get smashed by the Raiders? We thinking they put up 50 minimum right?
>>144217271you're already here
>>144217151>>144217210>>144217247Loins are an all-around offense built to mitigate how weak Goff is when under pressure. The threat of the run game creates opportunities for the pass game.
>raidturds>scoring points
>>144217373yeah let’s bet on it
24-10 Raidahs. 3 sacks for Mad Maxx.
What will the cope be when the Chargers beat the Raiders?
>>144217437neither team will get more than 1TD. It will be a FG fest.
Let’s say you won a contest with your favorite nfl team. They will give you $3000 per home game to throw themed tailgates for the team. What do you do?
Ch_mp Kelly
>>144217446I can't wait for the doomposting that ensues when fans across the league are slapped in the face with reality and all of that optimism they had evaporates.
>>1442174581 rush TD for Zamir1 receiving TD Davante1 pick six Jack Jones
https://youtu.be/GU3PtxZfUMY
>>144217390>>144217458Retard. The Raiders did this last year and they've only gotten better since meanwhile the Chargers are worse in every way with an injured QB and a fraud coach who can only win by sign stealing.
>>144217484what qb and hc did they have for that game i forget
>>144217501Does it matter? It's not like the QB and Coach they have now are any good.
>>144217523oh idk but i think he has a winning record against the raiders
Bunglebros
>>144217198you ringin?
>>144217545texans are the most overhyped team coming into the season
>>144217562nah you are
>>144217562At least they have a QB. Meanwhile, people can't stop sucking the Lions dick despite having a bottom 10 QB.
>>144217545>JetsKek every year
>>144217577Jared Goff is a middle of the pack QB at the very worst.
>>144217562what about them isn't legit? they have elite talent at damn near every position and good coaching.
>>144217576that’s kinda fucked up bro hope you’re planning an apology
MahomesJosh AllenJoe BurrowLamar JacksonJustin HerbertJordan LoveCJ StroudAaron RodgersDak PrescottJalen HurtsRate this ranking
>>144217585Goff at his very worst is a bottom 5 QB, but at his best he's ~top 8. You can only hope that the one that shows up that day is the good one.
>>144217636Anon their coach is some black guy....
tfw you have to drive to Kansas to bet
>>144217700
>>144217705>coaches Rex Grossman to an Owl appearance in your path
COME ON QUEEFS I NEED TO WATCH LEMEME DIE
>>144217732forgot pic
COWBOYS BROS HOW ARE WE FEELING?
>>144217748gayer than usual, sweetie
>>144217748bout be booty blasted by brownie bois better buckle bitch
>>144217748zesty
>>144217765why would you post this
>>144217765Is that James Hetfield?!
>>144217765Chiefies money lineCheckie, Kelce, and Kang Henry anytime TDs+1000 something line
Man where is the gif with the KC loss w Michael Jordan crying?@ Never gets old
>>144217151I can't wait to see what this full season Joe Brady offense will look like.
>>144217922Say pls
implications for cinema?
>>144217932Pls!!
>>144217700Well, you can almost guarantee that he won't show up in a big game, so what's the point of the top 8 play in the long run?
>>144214860I hate what this country has become
>>144217943That’s better
>>144217964Nobody cares.
>>144217970Sad thing is, you’re right
>>144217965We lost lmao!!!! Let the madness begin. Thank you Gods of /nfl
>>144217988For me, it’s coors light. Pepsi just doesn’t get me drunk as good as coors does
>>144217988imagine not alt+tabbing during commercials
>>144217988soooo epic, like my capekinos
>>144217988Pepsi zero sugar is disgusting
Someone is messing around with Caleb's wiki lol, the script leaked for this season???
>>144217988Is this an ad for Gladiator 2?
>>144217988>six entire seconds before the first minorityI admire the restraint.
>>144217988Legit... is this AI?
>>144218055>72 TDKek
>”I really, really like women” >not married >childless >basically 50 years old it’s over
>>144218055>Someone is messing around with Caleb's wiki lolIt's probably you
Bussy time
>>144218154He can always buy some. Guys in similar positions have bought or at least rented several boys.
>>144218155nah I'm not that attention seeking
whats up with nfl players not liking brazil
>>144218019Only incels watch sports alone on their computer
>>144218209it's all a front so their spouses wont think that they're going out to fuck trannies
>>144218209Blacks get intimidated when they are in a place with other thugs because there's no one around with white guilt to pander to them and fear them.
Where is Temujin?! Where is my wife?!!!!!
>>144217748>>144217782>Hey let's draft both a center and a guard, shove them into starting roles and NOT play them in the preseason. BTW who do we play in our first game? Whatever We Dem Boys.This has disaster written all over it.
>>144218220no you cant use the internet to watch sports!
>>144217988Why is this not cultural appropriation? What tries to sell us Pepsi?
>>144218055>94 total TDIf this happened, anons would literally be posting painted fingernails every day and the /pfn/ genny would outpace /nfl/.
>>144218224Watched the F1 documentary on jewflix and you can literally see shanty towns made out of trash in Sao Palo from the track lol
>>144218273Do you and you friends and your wife all crowd around your little screen or do you really watch football all alone like a loser?
the door was open to drag the Giants all offseason as Daniel Jones delivered lowlight after lowlight in training camp and preseason.
>>144218291>bow down white man
>>144218307yeah…? lol what a stupid question
>>144218338>Can't wait for my friends to come over honey
>>144218307>doesn't have a computer monitor and TV in the same roomngmi
>>144218350not quite that big but yeah our polycule loves cuddling
Lamar Jackson (a quarterback) said, and I quote, "Fuck throwing the ball."
>>144218352I do but why would I watch on my PC when I have a 70 inch 4k television screen?
>>144217988based i love pepsi
>>144218384>70 inch 4k televisionUnless you spent about 5k on that then it's a POS and you're getting 1080p lolPlus almost no broadcasts are actually 4k
>>144218438Cope poorfag
>he doesn't have a decent quality project for full wall viewing
Chiefs by a chillion!
>>144217380
>>144218456Shut up nubamafag
>>144218443I have a "4k" 65" TV and my 1,000 dollar 37" 4k PC display is much better quality
Last digit is how many TDs my nigga Lamar dabs on dem queefs
>>144218490ya because its half the size retard the PPI is probably nearly double on the pc monitor
Tay better not be associating with that racist bitch Britany anymore after her atrocious comments last week.
>not having a 100'' tv
gooning for taytay
Who the zestiest
Will /ourqueen/ Taylor be there?
>>144218505>QueefsStop calling us that. You may not like us, but we have earned your respect.
>>144218534yes its been confirmed
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DDV87yQ
>>144218262Chuma Edoga got injured so there's no choice. Beebe and Guyton played snaps in preseason. Browns LT is injured. I feel confident.
dubs and the queefs miss the playoffs
>>144218533keep an eye on caleb williams
>>144218515It's not just about pixels you retardIt's also about refresh rates and you're not getting 200+ mhz refresh rates on your 70" 4k TV, maybe 60 if you're lucky
>>144218550>This time for sure!!
I'm ready for gameday!
(This is real)>[Oestreicher] Lamar Jackson on how he feels now “I wish I was feeling like this, body-wise, in the AFC Championship. We would’ve won the game. With me hurting...I know if my legs were good, we would have won that s***. We wouldn’t have even had to throw the ball. F*** throwing the ball”
it’s over
Which team best represents the trans community?
>>144218607based running back
>>144218632my seahawks
What's an NFL team I can follow that dangles a false light in front of you every few weeks, fanning the flames of hope, before snuffing it out when it matters most?
>>144218655Ravens
>>144218655Cowboys
>>144218655detroit
>>144218655bears
>>144218655vikings
>>144218632carolina
>>144218655
>>144218320They'll just tank
>>144218456This bussy is back
>>144218650>xhehawksftfy
>>144218456Fuck yeah
>>144218655Lelphins
>>144218689Did the vikings really have any hope outside of that one year with teddy bridgewater?
>>144218456Omg I'm so gonna scream
We get the Ravens and Bengals back to back to start the season and will start 2-0 on you gay ass little bitch bois
>>144218772kirk was playing at an MVP level before he tore his ACL last year
I really watched a nigga suffer a season ending injury running onto the field from the sidelinesLast year was a sick joke
>>144218772That one year with Favre, that one year with Culpepper, that one year with Cunningham. The list of their misery goes on and on.
>>144218812no he wasn't
So far I've noticed 4 distinct queef fans. 1. The Mahomo poster 2. Chiefs AI poster 3. Suspected literal female 4. That one aggro guy who really hates the Lions
where can i find a basic playbook for my flag team
>>144218818i watched CFL the other day and those guys were mauling each other and all of it seemed to be legal?
>>144218876and me
>>144218878NFL Blitz
>>144218876All me
LOS ANGELES LOVES THE CHARGERS!! BOLT UP!!
>>144218905kek
>>144218905
>>144218876Close, 2 & 4 are both me
>>144218876He thinks there's only 4 of us kek
>>144218916Doesn't count, Kelce wasn't on the field
>>144218772>>144218655NFL history is built upon the failure of the Minnesota Vikings
>>144218950Dee Ford was offsides.
>>144218916That was such a lowkey super bowl. Super chill. Almost felt like a week one game
>>144218970Okay? So?
>>144218529I have a 65” and I think it’s obnoxiously large
>>144218806>we
>>144218655Niggles.
>>144218806Brittany...
>>144218992I have a 6.5" and it's usually fine.
>[Morrison] Apparently the #Bengals are a little thin-skinned about the dumb wisecracks of them making the players cross a city street to practice. They’re now not allowing pictures or videos to be taken — on a public sidewalk — from the practice field side of the street.
>>144218992Depends how big the room isIf it's a big ass room 65" looks small
>>144218928All you ever need.
Why is the general so slow on opening day? Did all the retards posting off topic bait get banned?
>>144219045Why don't they just build a bridge or tunnel?
>>144219152Kickoff isn't for another 5 hours and most people are still at work
>>144219172I'm at work yet I've been posting here all day.
>>144219172>work
So we are all dropping Tay if she associates with that Chudette Mahomes wife tonight right?
>>144219160>random raw material dump north of the practice field lol
Did we ever figure out if Ice Spice has Downs syndrome?
>>144219284That's Cincy, baby!
Ja'Marr Chase contract is done. Will be announced tonight.
Just added a new joke to my repetertoire. I'm going to start casually mentioning the Chiefs have won three of their last 5 super bowls, and when some reddit know-it-all inevitably says, "Umm ackshually, it's 3 of their last 4," I'll be like, "No, you're forgetting week one against the Lions."
anyone else not planning to watch because they despise both these teams?the afc championship is one thing. hell, even like a week 10 game between these two could've been interesting because the standings would already be starting to crystallize. but i just can't get excited for a low stakes week 1 game where my preferred outcome would be a nuclear explosion of the stadium, even if both teams are really goodas far as i'm concerned the season starts in brazil with packers-eagles
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144219301What does Skyline Chilli taste like? I heard it was weirdly tangy
>>144219323im going to bdubs with my friends and cheering on my fantasy picks, why aren't you anon
>>144219327Cinnamon. Not even joking.
>>144219325AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144219327WTF this is like a fucked up mole sauce.
>>144219325i can't even be productive, i'm just pacing back and forth waiting for football
>>144219339>>144219357Was it made by a Chinese?
>>144219365Same, was at work just counting down the hours til the game starts.
>>144219323Is the same guy who could have chosen any team to be a fan of and self-righteously chose the Browns? You're trying too hard
>>144219325>TFW you have to wait until Sunday for >your team
>>144219357that cant be good
if you're a non-bills fan putting buffalo in your top 5 or top 3 just admit you're a casual with a giant mancrush for josh allen
>>144219380>ngmi
>>144219369Nah, not enough pangolin and cat meat.
I thought Skyline Chili was just chili on spaghetti with cheese...
R A V E N S
>>144219428Delet
>>144219357looks good
>>144219451yes. the ravens will Delet the chiefs tonight
>>144218655Raiders, Cowboys, Vikings, Bears, Giants, Dolphins
W... we're gonna delet the Chiefs!!
>>144219327hard to describe, but it tastes so much better than it looks
What should I order for tonight's game: >Papa Johns>Panda Express>Popeye's>Captain D's>Miller's Ale House
>>144219488Saved
>>144219497Here’s what I’m ordering tonight
>>144219497pizza + football just feels right
>>144219515You sharing with your bros, bro?
what beer do I start off with at bdubs tonight lads
>>144219497it's no slop september, eat real food.
>>144219497Popeye's
>>144219534alcohol is poison drink water or gaterade
>>144219497all of the above
>>144219534This bussy
>>144219499Joey Glass is lucky he didn't break his wrist tapping him on the shoulder
>>144219542And bugs are good for you anon. You're just gonna have to trust the science on this one
>>144219536>>144219542Why are you zoomers such spergs about everything? It's like you feel as if have no agency and have to go on these militant restrictions about everything.
>>144219536they opened a korean bbq place by me. maybe i'll try them
Touchdown!
>>144219547>dies of heart failure at age 70 anyway Who cares pussy. No one can predict how long they will live might as well enjoy some beers with my football.
>>144219542The reason I don't drink alcohol is because I still think it tastes like shit. I'd rather drink 4 large milkshakes from Sonic.
>>144219585The Finn here when any team scores. Including field goals
>>144219585That gradient on the numbers looks like shit, even in a meme drawing.
>>144219621Contempt is the wrong word. Disdain is more appropriate.
>>144219594How old are? Were you not invited to parties in college and high school? I noticed a lot of incel types hate alcohol because they are triggered from their youth by not having drinking buddies.
>>144219652I got drunk quite a few times. The alcohol tasted like shit everytime and wasn't worth it.
Alcohol tastes fuckin great.
>>144219652i went to parties and drank in high school and still ended up an incel loser
My Steelers <3
>>144219652do you spend a lot of time talking to incels about their motivations? what’s that like?
>>144219729
>>144219586pussy
our year
>>144219714Imagine if those were milkshakes they were chugging instead. Much more tasty and they get chunkier as well.
>>144219594milkshakes are based
>>144219757To win the AFCN?
My chieffies against the ravens tonight Do it for tay
>>144219365>>144219377I have 50 bucks on this gamethis shit is srs bsns for me
>>144219515That’s a fairly small amount of McDonald’s for an average-sized person, I’d say?
>>144219770Listen, we all want to see 400lb Taylor, but she's got a brand to upkeep.
>>144219790What's your favorite kind? I'm a simple man and love a chocolate oreo one. Extremely unhealthy but it's amazing.
>>144219770Don't you dare architect post on a /nfl/
>>144219770>>144219819Based fellow architects
>>144218307hey numbskull. you can connect your tv to laptop and not pay for cable
Current listening (and how I'm feeling as a Chiefs fan)
How many milkshakes are you drinking tonight, bros?
>>144219835Maybe one day. You seen her mom?!
>>144219819That's not what a 400 lb woman looks liket. knower
>>144219853Isn't Taylor Swift like 8 feet tall? That's probably accurate.
>>144219845I don't like sweets.
>>144219796more.
>>144219819
>>144219515Order this bussy>>144219497>>144219481Delt this bussy a
>>144219823just simple chocolate. some syrup or whipped cream with cherry on top is a nice extra, but not required
>>144219924MUH DIK
>>144219819that's like 250lb you complete retard
>>144219869You're like the teenager who won't even clean his room but thinks he's destined for greatness. Just clean your room. I'm tired of the Ravens
>>144219864She's like 6'>>144219924This is more accurate but there would be more face fat
>black qbs
>>144219963Nah you are
Sirianni:“[Jalen Hurts] dove into everything that he needs to do to be a great quarterback and continue to be a great quarterback in this league. He’s worked his butt off not only on the offense, but also with his strength and conditioning, with his leadership, with his accuracy, with his decision making.And I’ve just seen him attack the off-season and the training camp like I’m so used to seeing Jalen attack everything. And I’m excited for him to be able to go out there and show everybody what he’s been working on, because he’s put so much time into it.I’m excited for his season that he’s going to have and who he is as a player.”
>>144206517Thankful we're finally getting our voices heard in the NFL. Sam, Odell and now Caleb, we've come a long way but we're finally in the drivers seat. I look forward to a long hard rewarding season.
>>144219964>tranime ai slopped calling anyone a teenagercan’t stand you insecure retards i’m out
>[Pelissero] Sources confirmed to me this afternoon that the anticipated return of Bengals QB Joe Burrow, who just saw his first full training camp in the NFL, has been hampered somewhat by the Lego he stepped on this morning. No word yet on whether he's clear for week one action.
>>144220039>long hard rewarding season
>>144219534Sam Adams Boston Lager
is he right?
>>144219576thats better but I wouldn't recommend korean bbq for takeout at all.
>>144220114Fuck, I have him down for 200+ passing yards tonight.
>>144220114I'm sure he actually said this.
>>144220114Lamarunning Backson
>>144220130He literally did, go to reddit
>>144220114>
>>144220033On Saquon:“Yeah, [Saquon Barkley] made a run at practice yesterday and I just remember – I was wearing sunglasses, it was sunny, I was just kind of taking my sunglasses off and looking at a couple of coaches like, ‘Alright, this is awesome that we got him here.’ Not only for the play that he brings to the field and the cut that he made yesterday at practice, but also his leadership and the person that we have.”
>>144220114Unironically, notice the excuses? That's the difference in mentality between a Mahomes and a Lamar. Mahomes shows up to super bowls with a serious injury and says "Wait till I win this bitch." Lamar loses in the playoffs and makes a vague reference to "hurting". Otherwise he totally would have won guys.
>>144220170That's the difference between Whites and blacks, unironically.
Gonna be so great when the Los Angeles Rams win the Superbowl for the third time for me cause im the only fan in the entire world rooting for them
Can't wait to watch the Chiefs curbstomp the RatbirdsBaltipoor got way too cocky last year and couldn't even win in the AFC Championship but "muh pity MVP, Lamar best in the league!" That shitty delusion dies tonight
>>144220177True. Lamar represents the whites in this case.
>>144220180And then Temujin is going cage your dick and fuck you with her strapon.
>>144220186I just need it to be a shootout between Lamar and Kelce so I can win week one
>>144220142Damn, you're right.
>>144220130Even if he didn't it's basically accurate>AYO, why ain't my legs be feeling like week 1 in week 19?!?!
That furry bank robbing queefs fan is looking at 20 years.
>>144220186I really think we're going to destroy them and make a statement about our different class this season
>>144220170Remember when he was talking about trying to throw more last season?
>>144220180>counting the st louis rams owl
>>144220226He got sentenced to 17.5 years KWAB
>>144220237remember when he said he wants to throw for over 6000 yards that season
And so it begins, one of THE football seasons in NFL history.
>>144220252REMEMBAH ZE 6 GORILLION PASSING YARDS OY GEVALT
>>144220265this is going to be a good season. i feel it in my bones
>>144220265you will tell your grandkids about
I expect the chiefs defense to be making lots of "no fly zone" motions and seatbelt gestures tonight Lamar gonna be...L O C K E D D O W N
>>144220252Hope he doesn't try that tonight because I need Henry to get a TD for my parlay
>>144220265>MFW it sucks ass again
>>144220278Agreed
>>144220265If the Chiefs Sneedpeat the seethe will be never ending
>>144220265Can't wait to see Bryce Young win the Super Bowl against Will Levis
>>144220278>Great, competitive season, where it seems like many teams are contenders>Ends in the annual Chiefs v 9ers bowl
>>144220280>grandkidshahayea
>>144220204Dont threaten me with a good time anon, besides thats just the first act - you should see the part when the pyrotechnics kick in with her breast milk extractors, safe word is Tough Titty >>144220240>>144220240>not counting an owl just because you say so Man sucks to suck, your life must be shit
>>144220312Wonder what the line is on both those teams making the owl+300000?
>>144220327Bitch please you weren't even alive for 1 yard short lmao
>>144220280Most of these dumbass American whores got the COVID vax, they’re not having children lmao
>>144220278even bad NFL seasons are good because it becomes more about sloppy kino than actual good game kinos>>144220334bout +tree-fiddy
>>144220345still waiting for the millions to drop dead all at the same time due to the vax
>>144220345i took astrezeneca and pfizer
>>144220366
>>144220377>pfizerOwari da…
>>144220345Football?
>>144220384The anti-vax vs pro-vax shitflinging was hilarious at the time
I simply put $5 on every same day parlay on the fanduel app homepage
>>144220384Dude's heart really gave up because he's on the Bills. Sad!
>>144220419I'm just simply STILL not gonna get it hahahahahaha
>>144220345average steelers fan IQ
>Steelers' Russell Wilson limited in practice due to calf tightness in the same calf he injured during training camp.It could already be Bustin time in shittsburgh.
>>144220340Still counts lmao the trophy doesnt dissapear cause you cry on the internet
>>144220396Um, sweaty. The game hasn’t started yet.>>144220445Yeah, me. I made a fake vax card and got a bunch of free shit during the pandemic. Shit was so cash.
>YFW you just never took it
>>144220457isnt Pittsburgh a super rich place?
>>144220452Cry more, Sukhdeep.
3 hours!
>>144220473you can just tell this guy really really likes women
>>144220462>didn't refute my point you weren't even a zygote to see Kurt et al
>ravens / chiefs>lamar / mahomes >collinsworth is tonights announcer Prepare yourselves. Its gonna be rough night.
>>144220475kek
>>144220457>Pussying out before week 2 at DenverWhat a soft faggot. Shame, I wanted to see a bounty paid out.
NOW HERE'S A BUSSY
>>144220500based
I shan't be watching the game tonight; I'm not interested in seeing the Cheits rig their way to another ring.
Pittsburgh is the white trash version of detroit
>>144220508>Now here's a guy that can ______
>>144220540Didn't ask Mohammed
>>144220522>>144220551sorry, i got Cincinnati and Pittsburgh confused
>>144220540You should be getting healthy sleep anyway. You have a big day of leeching of Nordic wealth tomorrow.
>>144220506>apparently raped in the summer of 99 by raiderfags>but not alive then to see the Rasm Super bowlI wish you schizos could get your stories about me at least straightened out - got one guy literally calling me some Memorabilia owner somewhere in Burbank or some shit now. Could you guys go back to your discord and sort this out?
>gayvens choofsoh boy get to watch Mahomes do his harlem globetrotter bullshit and fuck up but get bailed out by the refs. Never get tired of seeibg that.
>>144220587You were the product of rape in 99 by raiderfags. How is that confusing?
>>144220613Kiss the rangz
>>144220614So that was when I was born? was my mom raped by the Raiderfags or was it still me, an infant?
>>144220628Oh, those dudes did a lot of kissing.
>>144220633>was my mom raped by the Raiderfags or was it still me, an infant?Yes lmao
>>144219348>>144219348Recycle
>>144220655>dipshit left on UTM tagsDamn you really are dumb.
>>144220655No
>>144220655Shant
>>144220665I just saw the shit in the catty and reposted it brother i dont know what the hell your talking about
You schizos never cease to amuse
>>144220696Shut the fuck you >you're finishing behind the Cardinals this year.
>>144220696Trip on, youngbitch.
>>144220628You just know
>>144220721Zestier than lemon meringue I tell ya huwhut.
When the fuck did ESPN update their site CSS to be like 10x bold?
>>144220721>You just knowThat they win superbowls and your gay ass team doesn't? kek
>>144220473Aaron tops?
>>144220530You mean bussying out
