Zay Flowers moving past AFC Championship Game fumble: 'I use it as fuel, but it's a new season' Commanders suspend VP for comments on players, Jones, Goodell Ja'Marr Chase seen participating in practice on Wednesday Bills safety Damar Hamlin will start season opener against Cardinals DeAndre Hopkins returns to Titans practice, could play opener Commanders, guard Sam Cosmi agree to four-year contract extension Eagles LB Devin White ruled out for Week 1 Kyle Pitts dealing with hamstring injury ahead of Week 1 Bengals rookie WR Jermaine Burton a "long shot" to contribute in 2024 Texans sign QB Davis Mills to one-year extension through 2025 Broncos sign CB Patrick Surtain II to four-year extension Seahawks meet with WR Kadarius Toney
>>144210100I t think the Chiefs are going to wint in Their day and the Pac ra will down on Friday.
>Bill Belichick announces he has joined Instagram, or 'Instaface' as he calls it, in order to connect directly with fans during the football seasonYou will be discussing your favorite special team plays and long snappers with bill belicjcheek over instaface this season right??
>>144210100haha, stupid faggots in detoilet thought they won that game. faggot bitches had to cry home that day.
>>144210131Congrats, you beat the 2nd shittiest team in the league that year by 2 points
Posting in this thread because fuck Youngautist
>>144210100In 24 hours we will be laughing at the Chiefs or Ravens
What thread are we actually using?
>>144210195This one, because it makes a tripfag seethe
>>144210195This one. The tripfag and the 2 rasms fans already had like 6 OPs. Fuck them. They had their time in the spotlight
>>144210154I don't play in the NFL, retard. So "I" didn't do anything.
PUT ME IN COACH
>>144210230I know that's you, Lamar.
what's with queefs fans and thinking they >they are part of the team?
Organizing a pizza party for the Lions on Sunday Night Football. I'll be getting free Green Lantern Pizza for everyone
What's with jealous people blaming everything on the Chiefs and their fans?
>>144210237>pedo joe wears a helmetkek
PUT ME IN (THE) COUCH
>>144210249Based. I’ll be eating this tomorrow!
>>144210269>Vance is a Bungles fanThat explains everything about him.
>he thinks he is "part of the team"kwab
I need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
WOW LOOK AT THIS!
>>144210269Dude is really Ohio.
7>3
>>144210319have you factored this into your calculations
>>144210332Mahomes has more MVPs and owls than Brady at 28
>>144210342Neat, so anyways
>>144210359youngblood..
>>144210372Go to your containment thread>>144206517
BEAR DOWN
>>144210249Same but for Rams on SNF I'm throwing a party with homemade vegan hearts of palm California rolls using farm to table rice and avocados from my garden
>>144210378go to your containment board>>>/lgbt/
>>144210237The only person who looks stupider with a helmet on than Pat Mahomes.
>>144210389>vegan hearts of palmdidn't know there were non-vegan hearts of plam
>>144210319Wow indeed...
>>144210412Hearts are flesh and blood retard.
>>144210413IT'S TIME TO STAY AT THE
I just let out a kelce that got my roommate all pissed
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the New York Giants select: Shedeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
>>144210422well then who the fuck is palm?
>>144210413
>>144210426Palm this dick and shove it in your mouth
>>144210396Still tied for 8th place with 3 Super Bowl wins.
Guess the penis
I'd like to be the first ITT to congratulations the Eagles on their upcoming Super Bowl victory
>>144210435none of which you were alive to see lol
>>144210439Mahomes
>>144210445You're about 30 years early but ok
>>144210451No
>>144210439Greg Olsen
20 hours until free win
On the means streets of Detroit Lions prowl aroundYou tuck your tail and runOn the mean streets of Detroit
>>144210478Kind of close but Greg Olsen is 100% bigger
In the jungleThe concrete jungleThe dindu loots tonight
>>144210439Patrick Mahomes
>>144210301Starting_at_qb_for_the_browns.webm
>>144210496he said penis, not bussy
Which one of these losers is gonna jew me put of my winnings this week?
>>144210128no but I will be checking his follows to see the best bimbos
144210439>this is what goes on in the "anti-containment" threadsure, im the one being contained
>>144210494hmmmmmalright final answer: Romo
>>144210504Hunter Henry, that fucker will get blanked and they could still win.
I am ready to for my new stepson Caleb to meet my other stepson Jared
>>144210439Goodell
>>144210514>t. throws ANOTHER game losing interception in his 4th+ year as an NFL QB.
>>144210511Sal pls
>>144210512>>144210496>>144210451>>144210478No its Jason Kelce's tiny dick ass
>>144210522KWAB got his ass
>>144210449They still count, man. It's not like the NFL takes the trophies away after a certain number of years.
>>144210522I’d suck
>>1442105266'3 300 lbs tiny dick
>>144210504Wilson and Gibbs.
>>144210449My Dad saw them and that makes me happy.
>>144210485That’s not true, it’s mostly blacks
What's it like being a Browns fan no that Joe Flacco is a Colt?
Mfw entering the season knowing the Eagles are winning the Super Bowl
>>144210598More like the toilet bowl with Sirianni getting fired
>>144210580who knew that the one true elite skill was his longevityhell of an ironman
>>144210439CIA
How far does #18 take the Bears in the Playoffs?
>>144210650Divisional vs Lions
>>144210650Don’t know. I havent made it that far on madden
Caleb Williams' Mom made this for him. He said he'll start wearing it every game come October
>>144210319WE'LL SEE if MaHomey can quit football and then join some random team and then win the superbowl just because he's on that team.Oh Yeah, WE'LL SEE!WE'LL SEE THEN!Oh Yeah, I think we're gonna see then!We'll see then!Oh yeah, I think we're gonna see then!Oh Yeah???I'm thinking that we'll see then!I'm thinking that that is when we'll see it!OH YEAH, I THINK THAT'S WHAT I THINK!!!We'll see then if MaHomey can quit football and then win the superbowl on some random teamJUST CAUSE HE'S ON IT!!! I THINK WE'LL SEE THEN!!We'll see about that then!
>>144210707obsessing over the sex life of another man who you've never met...
>>144210717Lol
>>144210717based
Nobody but KC are allowed to think they're winning the super bowl this year. It's past you people were humble
>>144210668But if he’s playing against the lions, he’s clearly winning that game. Did you mean the packers?
>>144210650Caleb's version of the Lambeau Leap.
>>144210738>lambeau leaps up to his mom to start crying immediatelythat is actually fucking crazy
>>144210732*past timeFucking gay ass site
>>144210725yeah you say that but have you called anyone incel yet today?
>>144210737The Packers are missing the playoffs
>>144210732could you be less of a blowhard about it though? thanks bud
>>144210530>>144210541KWABiest of KWAB posts if I ever seen em, what a grim franchise to root for lel
I can't sleep with all these vivid scenes of Xavier Worthy catching TD after TD after TD going through my head
>>144210759Please speak more respectfully to Chiefs kings.
>>144210580He threw a pick every game he played and 2 pick sixes in the playoffs.
>>144210769i asked nicely. it's your choice to keep being a douchebag all the time that's on you
"I just can't stop thinking about how gay Caleb Williams is even though he has a girlfriend. I swear I'm not weird though... I swear I'm not disappointed or delusional or anything..."- you
>>144210745Full-on hyperventilating/convulsing. Pretty weak if you ask me.
>Leans in>"It's gonna be a fivepeat"
>>144210766>His team has less than 3 Super Bowl winskek
Every first round draft pick will likely earn more in 3 years than I'll earn in a lifetime.
>>144210481>cowgoysoh ho ho no no no...
>>144210791She don't know football
Man you guys are virgins
Now it's a sixpeat
>>144210815yessir
>no playoff wins since January 12, 2003just imagine the scores of Raider fans that lived and died with the delusion of their team winning it all oh god another one just left this earth kek wont see a Super Bowl fuck not another one hopefully that wasnt something he was waiting for oh my another one croaks and dies lets hope his kids get to see one someday...
>>144210815I had sex once in 2018. And a bunch in 2008-2016. Learn your facts.
memes aside chefs 4peat. screencap this
Screencap this bussy
>>144210827How "edgy teenager" of you.
Do you think Lions fans will cheer Stafford now that an elusive playoff win isn’t on the line?
>>144210827We would've won at least one or two more Super Bowls, but the refs screwed us vs NE and then took Gruden from us the 2nd time around. This year we have too much defense for Goodell to possible stop us though.
>>144210848Didn’t they boo Stafford at the Fords game?
>>144210425Would this be a worse pick than Daniel Jones?
>>144210831It's a 5peat and I'm not memeing
I too like to falseflag as fans of other teams. I’m gonna go to /mlb/ and pretend to be a gay braves fan again
>>144210852Kek Daniel Jones was a fourth round pick drafted with a first round pick. Gettleman was such a retard lel
>>144210852Yeah. He's gonna get fat on fried chicken and biscuits.
>>144210815yep, and a 30 year old one
Getting chuddy in here
>>144210862Do they have fried chicken and biscuits in New Jersey?
>>144210872They have zoos there for primates
Nigga gots to get a little sum to eat! Yall think I'm playin but I got a mug full of Fruity Pebbles as we speak! Yes God! Miss me with that generic shit! I get my shit brand name! And you boutta taste Lamar Jackson's nutsack tomorrow evening! Tell ya folks! All yall better get to slobberin! Black and salty it will be, musky and shifty in ya gullets!
>>144210862and there it is
>>144210877Fucking coward!
>>144210851Yes, he did. And they’re at Ford Field again on sunday. Stafford’s wife was none too happy about the booing (surprise surprise, she’s the reason he left in the first place, of course she wouldn’t get it)
>>144210887I'm pretty sure he left because it's a loser franchise that will never win anything and he was immediately rewarded for his discernment with a ring
>>144210887Staffords wife is total bitch anyways. Reminder she cheated on him. Stafford should drop her ass and find a better woman
>>144210845how "tumblr faggot" of you. get bent loser>>144210849woulda coulda shoulda. im glad all you have there is copium for dinner, again. Can't wait until you guys move to England next. your getting that stakeholder 10% rebrand lol
>>144210894Which explains his still undying love of Detroit.
https://youtu.be/cS-1rLoe01I?si=tEyv5j859vhE-yJY
>>144210916I wish I could give this scholar and gentleman gold in real life
>>144210902Your team still has less Lombardis than the Raiders lol.
>>144210481didn't the cowgirls knockout brady in the wc or is this just regular season only
>>144210941That's true. Brady's last game.
3PEAT: Rice, Brown, Kelce, Pacheco and young rookies Worthy and Steele lead the Chiefs to the best season of the Mahomes era, going undefeated and accomplishing the unprecedented 3peat. Many crown the Chiefs as the greatest dynasty in NFL history on the back of these accomplishments and assume the worst is passed.4PEAT: {Brown and Kelce leave.} Worthy has earned WR1 and both he and Rice are a little more experienced and regarded as the best WR duo in the league. Wiley serves well in Kelce's place, Pacheco and Steele continue to pound the league with a one-two punch and new rookies from the 2025 draft make the Chiefs only slightly less lethal than 2024 (with the loss of Kelce). Not undefeated again, but another ring. Now it has to be over, right? This is fucking insane.5PEAT: Worthy is now a top 3 receiver in the league. It's a little too far out to say more, but it will be the same cast as the 2025 season plus another draft. All of these players that we're adding will still be here when we add more players. The Chiefs 5peat.
>>144210938still been to more Championship parades than you lol funny how that works out
Ravens will win if only to spite Pittsburgh
Should I be a Steelers fan?
>>144210389I peed in ur garden
daily duty
>>144210249>named after a superhero famous for his ring>the pizza is square
>>144210852>>144210860Prepare yourselves
>>144210998Not a raiders or niners fan but this would make a lot more sense if there were more than 10 rams fansJust saying
>>144210831Chiefs aren't threepeating, so let's discuss more interesting hypotheticals Dubs and Mahomes only wins one more ring in his entire career (and not on the Chiefs)Trips and he never wins another ring, periodQuads or higher and Brady comes back midseason and ends the threepeat bid himself
>>144211005here's what I think about your team, your qb, AND your form*ptew* *ptew* *ptew*
>>144210987Fuck it. I’m gonna be a Steelers fan. I like the black and gold colors and I like how there isn’t any insufferable personalities in this genny. Atleast the “My Steelers :)” guy is wholesome and only posts once
>>144211000>named after a superhero famous for his ring>bought for a Lions party
>>144211023singles of truth6peat incoming
>>144211015>when the Rams thank the fans they thank me personally>when the Rams won the Superbowl they won it for me my wife and my family, the ten fanstough being a member of an exclusive club, pretty sweet I get a whole billion dollar franchise all to myself desu
>>144211023So cute
>>144211032Can you atleast build the chargers a new stadium in SD or TJ already Stan?
>>144210974>still been to more gay pride parades than you lol funny how that works outkek wotafag
>>144211048that mindset must have been what stopped Carr from winning you guys a playoff game lmao
>>144211079I think having a defense that never ranked better than 20th was more of a factor than Carr's possible distate for gay people tbqphwy. But don't let that stop you, rainbow warrior.
I honestly haven't thought about football all summer. Having a job really changes your view on entertainment.
>>144211118I’m a blue collar worker so I’m always thinking about it
>>144211048lol
>>144211118Wow and you're even use full stops on 4chan now too, so adult and above it allYou get less than 60k a year, lose the cringe posturing
>>144211118the main reason i watch it is so i have something to talk about with people at work
>>144210249>Green Lantern PizzaI see there's now one on Mound and 13 Mile.
>>144210987
>>144211112nah it was cause he was a unclutch soft pussy who wears eyeliner like a fag lol
>21 years oldhas it ever been more over?
>>144210279>Willingly letting yourself get a$$-raped by these delivery services because you're too lazy of a piece of shit to make food yourself or at least go get it yourself.128 dollars? For 42 nuggets, 7 shit burgers, and 2 fries? That's hardly any food for the price, Mcdonalds quality on top of that. Jesus fuck you're letting yourself be robbed.
It's now game day in 48 statesAlaska will join Thursday in an hourHawaii in 3 hours
>>144211261Jfc. Fortunately for him he’s blessed with money now
>>144211149
>>144210987Easy way to find out.Can you be described as "The racist uncle" in your family?If yes, congrats, you're a Steelers fan.
>>144211280I’m racist to a small certain degree like any human being is. Not some polfag
>>144211284Then you're not a Steelers fan. Every Steeler fan that is 30+ is a genuie polfag.
>>144211179Projection from a gay pride parade enjoyer? Shocker...Carr did all he could. Indeed, his 28 4th quarter comebacks ranks t-14th all-time. And for that we say Thank You Based Carr.
Smearing shitty poop all over my fat and pimply face. Go Lion! Team Lion!
>>144210815At least I'm not childless.
>>144210504Love will throw for 500 yards before he runs for 12
Chiefs by a chillion!
So apparently we wanted Worthy even before he broke the 40 record at the combine>Veach pulled out his phone, sending a three-word group text to Nagy, coach Andy Reid and Chiefs pass game coordinator Joe Bleymaier. “Well,” he wrote, “he’s gone.” Veach knew that was trouble for the Chiefs, who held the first round’s 32nd (and final) pick after winning Super Bowl LVIII. “You’re not thinking you’re gonna have a shot at him,” Veach told The Star, “because he runs a 4.21.” Chiefs coaches processed the news in different ways.After receiving the text, Nagy reminded himself that sometimes this happens with prospects. Players often improve their stock while pricing themselves out of a team’s range. “You figure, ‘OK, that’s how this goes,’” Nagy said. “You’ve got to have all your next guys up ready.” Embree, meanwhile, watched Worthy’s 40-yard dash live from the team’s suite at Lucas Oil Stadium.The timing of Worthy’s run was especially cruel, given how he’d wowed the Chiefs the previous day.
puckers
I love our based Americans-only thread in this sea of thirdies
heeeeeey NFL! hope y'all are ready for a fabulous football season!! :))
>>144212927Half (at best) of the people in the country are Americans. You think everyone posting with an American flag is an American?
This might be the most accurate QB Chart yet.
God I hope the queefs get bootyblasted tonight
>>144213093Shit list. Switch Lawrence and Cousins and it's perfect.
WE'RE FUCKING BACKhttps://youtu.be/QVI-Xct8gVs
>>144213104me too except for "the queefs" replace it with "your mom" and after "tonight" with "my big white schlong"
Why did they stop doing c'mon man, bros? Are people so sensitive now
>>144213399I would say more gay than sensitive.
>>144213399Pointless with social media since every standout or hilarious play is immediately posted and spread
did they really need to paint this as an invasion?
>>144213565Yeah, it's like how everyone stopped coming to 4chan when they could get condensed sfw 4chan on Tosh.0
It's time
>>144213565Not the same without some dudes over-enthusiastically screaming C'MON MAN
>>144213623They know how much we love doing that so yes
there is football today
>>144213624i just come here for consequence free shitposting. i save my actual effort posting for reddit
>>144211118this will last all of about a year or two and then you'll be just as bored for 7 months a year that it'll be a welcome escape again
>i just come here for consequence free shitposting. i save my actual effort posting for reddit
>>144213624This is not how it happened at all, if anything it was in reverse. About when tosh.0 went off the air the edgelords of the internet flooded the blue boards with low effort edgy garbageEdgy posts used to actually get made fun of it was a better time. Also it had nothing to do with Tosh.0 hahahaha
>reddit spacing
>>144213770this was always made fun of though although i always did it anyway lol
>>144213624pretty much. nowadays you want the opposite of condensed content though, people need enough videos to get them through 16+ hours of the day.
>>144213782>>144213741if you want an accurate picture of how 4chan used to be tolerable just go to an archive and search any of the current buzzwords before 2016 on a board that isn't /pol/ or /b/ or whatever>you could've had this and they took it from you
>>144213623>be American>get shot(on foreign soil)
yes youre definitely le based oldfag and not a fat retarded transvestite plebbit transplant, im convinced
>>144210852No, at least he has some pocket presence.
>>144213782>Barber refused to dye hair because barber considered meme to be a manThis might be the stupidest thing I've seen.
>>144213816>doesn't even replyi've been here since you were in the 5th grade newfag, good job keeping the culture of the heckin ebin internet boogeyman!!!!
>>144213855>stalking someone since they were in 5th gradeBased pedo, go lions
>begging for a (you)"no"
Hope both teams lose tonight.
>>144213881you're a philosopher
>>144213881hecking based fren, redbilled to the max. you got those trannies. those trannies will be even madder when you ace your geometry test and show those stacies whos boss
>>144213890suck it, bitch
>an anonymous person uses reddit>better freak out on the /nfl/ generallmao
we eating them ravens today
toom
>>144213939This is every thread on every board on 4chan which is why nobody comes to this site anymore. A few edgelord kids who watched internet historian or some other slop vs a few oldfags who remember when it used to be good. Everyone loses and we all fucking suck
keep samefagging lardass im sure someone will give you that pity (you) eventually
>>144213992True
>>144213259You do make a good point. Lawrence hasn't really done anything to warrant himself into A tier, but then again neither has Cousins.
>Chiefsaholic to be publicly executed at halftime of the Chiefs season opener vs. the Ravensbased
No confirmation if Tay is in KC>Will Taylor Swift return as Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader for 2024-25 season?https://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/taylor-swift-kansas-city-chiefs-2024-25-season-rcna167879
>>144214037>he doesn't know
>>144213973I'm eating pizza. Made sauce from San Marzanos and Basil I grew myself. Dough was made with yeast I cultured myself. Shallots, pineapple, black olives.
>>144214051That fake breakup shit was debonkedThey're about to get engaged tho
how do i unsubscribe from this faggots blog
>>144214037if she doesnt go there will be rumours
reminder to fill in the pick'em before tonight anons!https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2024/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Same group as previous yearspassword is Rosepink (cap sen)
>opening game>black qb
>>144214420Post face
4chan is actually still the best discussion on the internet because some of you talk like actual humans
>le racism is funny xd blacks stink hehehehehe not smartno one cares
>>144214427you have a problem?
>>144214427
>>144214347i will be joiningRAPIST WITH HIV maade me laugh
>>144214420Pat's white
Just looked at the pats schedule. They are fucked arent they?
>>144214430>autistically regurgitating buzzword salads >thinks being hateful and angry makes them authentic and original >no woman wants to be within 100 feet of them
>stop hating reddit>stop hating black people>just watch taylor swift and buy sunday ticketwhat happened to this place?
is there any evolutionary explaination as to why black men have larger penises than white men?
>>144214465Explain how I got married then you stupid faggot
>>144214465>Buzzword saladLess than the rest of the Internet >Hateful and angryWe are happy and based>WomenThis is the gayest general outside of /lgbt/
>>144214472the funny part is you can actually prove the 2nd part was never a part of blue boards on 4chan because all the edgy 8th graders that flooded the good boards on this site are notoriously tech illiterate and beg for pirated streams in every thread LMAOfucking dumbass kids can't even use a computer
so how bout that football tonight?
>>144214472Lots of faggots that are on /nfl/ belong on r*ddit
Jamie Erdahl es sexo
>>144214512bum teams, i won't be watching personally
>>144214512Thread is properly schozofied (excited)
>>144214523yes
>>144214347how does this work?
>>144214472it's called growing upt. dumb ex-/pol/tard that actually went outside and fixed their shit
>>144214512Footballs back so im happy. My teams two biggest rivals currently and i have several of both teams on my fantasy teams. Getting some beer and pizza after the gym. Going over to my parents to watch with my dad.
>>144214526i dunno i think both of these teams are pretty good tbqh>>144214529i'm excited, i just hope the packers do well tomorrow...>>144214560hope you have a good time!
based Sneak post the power ranking my friend
>>144214594neither of them will be in the superb owl so how good can they be
>>144214604 ok!Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 1 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 322. San Francisco 49ers 30.83. Baltimore Ravens 29.84. Detroit Lions 28.75. Houston Texans 27.56. Buffalo Bills 277. Philadelphia Eagles 268. Cincinnati Bengals 25.19. Green Bay Packers 2410. Miami Dolphins 23.411. Dallas Cowboys 22.212. Los Angeles Rams 20.413. Cleveland Browns 19.214. New York Jets 18.615. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 18.516. Jacksonville Jaguars 17.517. Indianapolis Colts 1518. Atlanta Falcons 14.319. Pittsburgh Steelers 13.520. Seattle Seahawks 12.821. Chicago Bears 12.422. Los Angeles Chargers 11.523. New Orleans Saints 11.424. Minnesota Vikings 9.525. Tennessee Titans 8.226. Arizona Cardinals 6.927. Washington Commanders 6.128. Las Vegas Raiders 5.129. New York Giants 4.330. New England Patriots 2.931. Denver Broncos 2.432. Carolina Panthers 1
i have a nice smile but no gf ;_;
>>144214615something tells me the browns and titans will climb this very quickly
>>144214615sleeping on my bengies
>>144214661Joeybaumsworld will get a career ending injury this season.
>>144214487I'm your "wife". I did it as a joke.
>>144214635Was he joking?
Mahomes gets a season ending injury tonightThat's just the way the Ravens play
Will Taylor be there?
>>144214643it's possible, but it really depends on how their QBs do>>144214661They're a solid team but I didn't want to put them too high until I see Burrow play again.
It's here, bros
>>144214843fake and gay like Travis Kelse and Taylor Swifts relationship
The Goyslopalypse arriveth. Heed thy blood pressure or perish
Last years opener set the ton for the rise of the Lions, as they stomped the Chiefs on Arrowhead What will this years opener set the stage for?
well bros, last night was the third time in one week my girlfriend turned me down on anal. She won’t quit being such a goody two shoes, in all honesty I’m probably going to cheat on her when she goes to Nashville with her girls trip this weekend. Anyways, go Panthers.
>>144214896stop being a menace
Digits and Mahomo tears his ACL tonight
>>144214615>Bills and eagles better than bengiesWrong
>>144214894Lamar's spiritual revenge for the playoffs when he plays well despite the loss
>>144214894Collapse of a dynasty and death of an mvp
>>144214908reroll
>>144214745I'm trying to find outCan't get any solid info, you'd figure someone would know if one of her private jets were in town
>>144214894Embarrassment for the niggerbirds.
Thoughts on my full white team?I had the 9th pick so i got screwed at RB
>>144214908Numbers and you get AIDS tonight
>>144214894>stomped By 1 point without Kelce or Stone Cold Chris Jones lol
>>144214908Tear this bussy
Bussy posters we're back!
>>144215027Stop falling for their shitty bait. I'd prefer for this thread to have actual conversation about football and not Lions fans whining for 500 posts.
>>144215007Screw this bussy
Numbers and you get this bussy tonight!
If the result of last season's AFC Championship Game had been different, tonight's NFL season opener could be taking place at M&T Bank Stadium as the Ravens embarked on their quest for a Super Bowl championship repeat.Instead, the Ravens will travel to Arrowhead Stadium, where the Chiefs will begin their quest for an unprecedented Super Bowl championship threepeat
>>144215058i want to
should I go to the Steelers vs Falcons game on Sunday? I’m waiting until the day before for ticket prices to drop but it’s 4 hours away. Is Atlanta safe? I remember seeing a bunch of niggers rioting angrily on the news back in 2020
>>144215007Could have gotten rashad white
>>144215067Lameme shit the bed and you think he would've beaten the 49ers on an even bigger stage? lol
80% of the pundits we surveyed (37 of 46) expect the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes to beat the Ravens and Lamar Jackson for the fifth time in six meetings.
>>144214615Actually pretty good. I think the only areas I disagree with are the buc s being below the browns and jest and the rams being below dem soyz and the lolphins.
>>144215117Beat this bussy
Is reddit down for anyone else
>>144215164works on my machine
Who will sing the national anthem tonight?
>>144215147nah fag this ain't prison
>>144215164>>144215165Good, go back!
I'm personally most excited for Cowboy fans to start spamming gay porn in game threads when they start losing
>>144215185George Floyd’s brother, not even kidding. The NFL is the most anti-white sports league on the planet.
Its gonna be Ravens vs Lions this year and Lamar will finally silence all the haters. Dan Campbell will lead that Lions team to the Super Bowl only to lose a very close game
>>144215185me
>>144215191No I think I'll stay right here thanks
>>144215211>and then I woke up Ravens can’t even beat the Steelers, they’re not winning shit.
>>144215216Stillers are not going to the Supa Bawl.
>>144215203No fucking way that's happening lol
>>144215228never said they were, I think it’s fair to say the ratbirds are the cowboys of the AFC. They have the best lineup but don’t do shit time and time again.
>>144215203He has the voice of an angel, just like his brother
>>144215211>Close gameJust like last year, yeah?
>>144215203Liar its not even a dude
breed this busy bussy
>Coco Jones has been revealed as the Ravens-Chiefs National anthem singer before the opening kickoff.
>>144215203I can’t wait for the movie to come out
>>144215274who?
>>144215274>oh yay! A nigger!
this does feel like a year the league placates the owners and lets a 2nd tier team win. ravens and lions is a good pick. everyone is sick of the one dominate team thing theyve been doing for 20 years now
The Baltimore Banner's Giana Han: "For the most part, it felt like the Ravens beat themselves in the AFC championship. They were the better team heading into the game and simply decided not to run the ball. Their offense's performance offset a lights-out defensive half. But this is not the same Ravens team. There is still a lot of talent across the board, but the offensive line is worrying. There's also an inexperienced play-caller on the defensive side in new DC Zach Orr.The Athletic's Jeff Zrebiec: "The Ravens will be showing up at Arrowhead Stadium with a first-year defensive coordinator, an offensive line with at least two first-year starters if not three and a quarterback who didn't play at all this preseason>>144215067Ravens out gained Chiefs 336 to 319 (Lamar out gained Mahomes 326 to 247), but lost the turnover battle 0-3 (INT by Lamar and lost fumbles by Lamar and Zay Flowers)Isiah Pacheco ran for 4 times as many yards as Ravens top RB Gus Edwards but now they have Henry
>>144215297imagine being unironically racist
I never would have thought it was possible for a dominant team to be more unlikeable than peak Patriots of the old era, but now I gotta say the Chiefs have seriously raised the bar.
>>144215290No idea who she is but apparently she won a Grammy (not that those matter anymore)https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/ravens-chiefs-thursday-night-national-anthem-singer/a991e61811bbea7cb4a0f889
>>144215307Yeah but the league wants Mutt Holmes to beat Brady's record.
>>144215216They're winning this bussy
My QB will be all over your TV for the next 6 months, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's year of the Brock!
>>144215353at least 10 more years to get that. by the end of his career QBs will be in redshirts with flags
>>144215329Chiefs don't even come close to the insufferableness of the Shats.
Even Clark Hunt doesn't know if Tay is comingI must know>When asked by TODAY's Craig Melvin about where Swift will sit at the kickoff game, Chiefs chairman and CEO Clark Hunt says he doesn’t even know.>“No, it’s always a little bit of a surprise, but I’m sure the TV cameras will find her,” he said on the 3rd Hour of TODAY on Sept. 5. https://www.today.com/popculture/taylor-swift-chiefs-ravens-game-rcna169706
>don’t bother trying to establish the run>losesad.. many such cases
>>144215312>Whitest cowboys fan is an ai generated anime girl
>>144210650>implying
Catbowl could be a real thing this year. The absolute kino it would be
i have a good feeling about kirk cousins
>>144215191Reddit site, newbitch.
>>144215516
>>144215312Last year was the closest to their year
kirk "1-4 in the 'offs" cousins
I have a good feeling about the dirty birds but not cousins
>>144214487obama legalized gay marriage
>>144215318Both Ravens and Patriots promoted a former LB in their 30s (Orr is 32, Mayo 38)Orr As a player:>Baltimore Ravens (2014–2016)As a coach:>Baltimore Ravens (2017–2020)Defensive analyst>Jacksonville Jaguars (2021)Outside linebackers coach during Urban Meyer's only season as JAX coach >Baltimore Ravens (2022–2023)Inside linebackers coach>Baltimore Ravens (2024–present)Defensive coordinator
>>144215656Good thing they have Barty Penis Jr. riding the pine just in case white dak tries to throw the season away
>>144215555Have a good feeling about this bussy
>>144215113tranahan would've found a way to lose
>>144215682>black coach
The Los Angeles Times' Sam Farmer: "Patrick Mahomes might have his best collection of receivers"
>>144215113Actually, yeah. I think he wouldn't be as nervous about facing the 49ers.
>>144215735coordinators aren't coaches
I just remembered this
>>144215007>mark andrews over mcbridefoolishAlso, I guess CMC is the eminem of running backs if you think about it
>>144215788looks clean to me
>>144215735desu if I'm gonna roll with a black coach anywhere, let it be a defensive coach with linebacker background. elsewhere in the league right now>brian flores>demeco ryans
>>144215788It always impresses me how a receiver can track down a ball and catch it with other elite athletes smothering them.
>>144215788Based Deebo
Remember tonight is an utterly meaningless game. The team that got embarassed in this game last season ended up winning the Super Bowl.
>>144215765They are pretty much half the timeUsually one coordinator will call either offensive or defensive plays depending on whether the head coach is a offensive or defensive play caller
Cope is already starting
>>144215846Were still gonna have fun laughing at the loser though, unless it's a fluke like last year's season opener.
took an giant stinking tua this morning
>>144215846>embarrassed They lost a close game lol, fuck the cheifs tho
>>144215846precope is a healthy coping mechanism
What will she wear today bros...
Get a job.
>>144215414based
Fuck Lamar is so hot. I want him to stroke me with his 70 yards through the air arms.
>>144215907i have a mortgage bitch ass wtf do you do for work
The three peat begins tonight
>>144215840not really a mahomes fanboy but this throw is probably one of the best ever. Kelce was open by a mile but mahomes still decides to throw it into double coverage
>Get a job
>not a coachis that why his calls beat the fuck out of teams and the 49ers tried to poach him this offseason?
>>144215932picks up the used condoms from my cabana on his banana island after I pleasure the local women. I also used the sheets to wipe my ass, get me some fresh ones garçon
>>144215907I'm at work right now tripfag loser.
>>144215902Probably something cute and revealingGonna be mid 80s at kickoff
>>144215902something like this I hope
>>144215739Tyreek hill with a group of JV high school receivers would outperform the current Chief receiver room.
>>144215979Considering Kelce is a wigger wannabe black worshipper I wouldn't be surprised if his black teammates fuck her while he and Mahomes watch
>>144215979Thats ilegal
>>144216004Rashee Rice is a legit WR1 you casual.
>>144216004Not when that noodle armed bitch Tua is their QB
>>144216013women wear what they want in america chud
Your comfy bowl match-up
>>144216023Never said he wasn't but Tyreek >>>>>>>>>>>> Rice
>>144216027Wasn't the point dingus
>>144216045the wasteland bowl
Reminder that the lolphins have the longest playoff win drought in the NFLThey haven't won a playoff game since before 911
>>144216070911...whatever happened there
>>144216067how many beers deep was that unit
>>144216070post 9/11 life doesn’t count so who cares
>>144216045>Lovable underdog vs the most insufferable homers on the planetNo fucking thank you. Bills/Packers, for the comfy bowl.
>>144216088Islam, also pronounced I slam, as in, I slam planes into buildings
I hate waging
my black american coworker told me to keep an eye on the Buccaneers
>>144216088an inside job
>>144215555>playing at 1pm estHe'll do good
>>144216088It was a national tragedy
>>144216156He's right. They blew out the Packers and the Eagles, who most non-ball-knowers think are SB dark horses. When Carr gets benched and Rattler goes in, the NFCS will be a stacked division, minus the lolpanthers.
>>144216088>I'll tell ya what fucking happened!
Sporting News’ Scott Davis:BAL has a new, young, unproven OL. Playing their 1st game together, on the road, in front of a raucous KC crowd celebrating another Super Bowl, will be a major task. Add in the Chiefs' penchant for blitzing, and there's the potential for disaster for BALTheRavensknow who'll be the starting OL tonight, but the names were withheld for competitive reasons.LT Ronnie Stanley>Entering 9th season on RavensLG Andrew Vorhees>Was a rookie 7th Round pick last season out of USC>Vorhees missed the 2023 season ,recovering from a torn ACL. However, Vorhees feels fully recovered and has become the favorite to win the starting job at left guardC Tyler Linderbaum>Another great in a long line of great Raven centersRG Daniel Faalele>entering 3rd yr on Ravens after they drafted him 4thR out of Minnesota >At 6-foot-8 and 380 pounds, offensive lineman Daniel Faalele is among the NFL’s biggest individuals in NFL history>He's a RT the Ravens are now trying out at G. >“He’s learning a new position,” Offensive line coach Joe D’Alessandris said. “...I’m going to try to let [right guard] play out [for] a little bit — it just takes time. When you move guys to different positionsRT Patrick Mekari>Entering 6th season with Ravens after they signed him as an UDFA out of Cal-or-rookie Roger Rosengarten>Drafted #62 from Washington Huskies2024 OL Rankings25.BALTIMORE RAVENSFor parts of the 2023 season, the Ravens' offensive line looked like a top-tier unit. However, the team lost three starters:>G Kevin Zeitler to Lions>G John Simpson to Jets>RT Morgan Moses to Jets And whileTyler Linderbaumis already one of the best centers in the NFL,LT Ronnie Stanleyhas not been the same since his injury in 2020. The rest of the offensive line will consist of either unproven young players or offensive linemen who flashed ability as backups but have yet to show they can repeat those outings as starters.
>>144216156they are going to annihilate the pansy ass Commandcucks on Sunday
*BANG*BANG*BANG*OPEN UPIT'S RAVENS GAMEDAY
>his favorite qb gets nervous before a game
>>144216350Painting your fingernails pregame is soothing. I do also do it for big moments and it's like magic
Wait, just check the schedule…they don’t play til TOMORROW? What about Thursday night football?
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144216397sweaty…
>>144216397ravens - chiefs tonighteagles - pack tomorrow
>>144216397Game is postponed since Tay Tay can't make it until tomorrow.
>>144216297Voorhees was probably a 3rd-4th rounder if he hadn't torn his ACL at the combine.
>>144216297Is Ronnie Staley going to fuck up his knees again?
Will Tay Tay attend the game tonight?
>>144216429yes
Alright which one of you fucking cowards did this?
>>144216397Thursday Night Football doesn't start this week. Ravens Cjiefs is Sunday Night Football
Will seeing Caleeb bust be the most satisfying failure in the history of the NFL? I can't think of a more unlikable player ever.
>>144216023maybe on planet retard
>>144216439me
>>144216439That was your vpn retard
>>144216443>he fell for the media narrative>hasn't watched any of Caleb's interviews>doesn't know that he's a wholesome and driven white man in mind body and spirit
>>144216429According to Chase Daniel who doesn't even play for the Chiefs or Ravens>According to Chase Daniel, it appears that the singer/songwriter will be in attendance for the Kansas City Chiefs' season opener against the Baltimore Ravens on Thursday night.https://www.si.com/betting/chiefs-record-with-taylor-swift-in-attendance-is-great-news-in-week-1-vs-ravens-01j71aypxva3
>>144216418Voorhees looked terrifying before the injury
>>144216439i joined the group today some funny nicks
>>144216473>>144216435BasedLove seeing her make incels seethe
>>144216481>another thirdie obsessed with white womenvery problematic
>>144216466I don't follow any media I just listen to him talk and that's enough for me.
>>144216481slow day in the 'cord?
>>144216481Idk why she even makes people mad. It's not like she takes over the game, she's only on tv for a couple seconds a few times a game.
>>144216490>>144216493exhibit A
>>144216439Fuck off, Douglas
gonna go fuck my milf chiefs sidepiece before the game see ya later, fags
>>144216491I'm a Bear fan who initially supported keeping Fields and drafting MHJ because I thought Caleb was a diva, but every single interview I've seen since he's come off as humble, soft spoken and hard working. Honest about where he's at and where he wants to be. The dude just seems like a grinder and a football nerd who wants to rewrite record books.
Call itI can't call it for you
>>144216495everything that isn't football doesn't belong in the broadcast. no human interest pieces, no sideline interviews, no booth shotsjust play the damn game and get this dei bullshit out of here
>>144214860Based Josh Allen going for the full sugar version
>>144216495Because I hate popular things and women
>>144216523What time are you coming back?
>>144216523forgot my pic
>>144216538gross
>>144216530Close defensive struggle, but the Bears D pick sixes Levis to win it.
The Chiefs were already gay, but the Swifties made them a faggot team
>>144216538I used to bang a MN milf like that when I was living in the states Good times>>144216531>no human interest piecesBrett Favres game after his dad passed away was incredibly kino
Just made a snack run at Shoprite ladsfootball is BACK
>>144216550For some reason it's the hardest game for me pick this week. Titans sucked ass last year but they've had a massive turnover defensively especially in the secondary. I think they're gonna run the rock down the Bears throat
>>144216531Captain buzzkill over here
>>144216479I like that these 2 are next to eachother
>>144216576What?Not a single titans fan is optimistic this year.
>>144216576>I think they're gonna run the rock down the Bears throatDo not count on this. Bears literally had the best run defense in the league last year and have mostly all the same dudes this year. Tony Pollard's washed ass won't do shit.
>>144216590Gonna blow your mind here: the schizocel from 9000 miles away is not very knowledgeable or smart about our sport
>>144216429Of course, wouldn't be the Chiefs without herChiefs chairman and CEO Clark Hunt says he doesn’t even know.Where will she sit? Chiefs chairman and CEO told TODAY“it’s always a little bit of a surprise, but I’m sure the TV cameras will find her,” “And it certainly has impacted our fanbase. We have a lot more female fans now and, specifically, young female fans.”Hunt said he’s “excited”
>>144216606Why are there so many retarded trips and name fags from New Zealand and Australia?
>>144216622blood engorged brains from constantly being upside down
>>144216622it’s representative of the population at large
>>144216622just report them and hide their posts That NZ faggot has been here too long
Over/under on Americans getting mugged in Brazil on Friday?
>>144216622There's just one and he's been watching football longer than a lot of anons in this thread. He's aight with me.
>>144216622
>>144216590>>144216597Titans took one of the best O line coaches in the league from the Browns, drafted JC Latham and signed Lloyd Cushenberry who was great with the Broncos. Regardless of what you think of Pollard Tyjae Spears has juice. They've also got enough at WR to keep the Bears honest they can't just stack the box
When am I allowed to publicly express support for >my team?
>>144216652Individual Americans or do group muggings count as 1?
group mugging this bussy
Raider fags? How fucked are we?
It's funny when the same people who constantly jerked off about Justin Herbert for years and said CJ Stroud was gonna be a bust tell me I don't know ball
>>144216675We don’t have a QB and I give it 5 weeks before the defense gives up on carrying
>>144216671How many players will be balls deep in brazilian tranny pussy this weekend
>>144216675It's weird how pig vagina is the closest feel to human vagina you can get, never tried monkey but I heard it's not even the same. Go lions
>>144216678Kill yourself faggot, nobody likes you
>>144216699I kinda like him.
>>144216622they are crazy but good people
>>144216495>Okay first thing we need to get to on [Literally every sports talk thing]: How great was it seeing Taylor Swift? She's so great. I know sports happened, but we need to talk about Taylor Swift for our entire 3 hoursYeah, it's a mystery.
Inb4 he switches his vpn to the USA and pretends to like himself.
>>144216703there’s only so long you can be provocative for attention before it starts to wear on people
>>144216538
That Kiwi guy is very cool, if I say so myself!
ENTER
>>144216718kek you're probably the same jew who got so buttblasted about the circumcision shitposting you threatened to go to the cops. It's not my fault they mutilated you lmfao
>>144216765why did you think i was talking about you?
>>144216758
>>144214860What the fuck was this? Why is Josh playing catch with JJ in the middle of a tiger battle? They knock over a pillar and it doesn’t do anything but they celebrate anyway.
>>144210100My Steelers ):
>>144216530Titans easy
>>144216622tripfags and glow n words data mining>sign up to an (((espn))) account and make your football pics goys, use an account linked to your primary email for bonus points
New>>144206517>>144206517>>144206517
>>144214860I want Megan's asscheeks all over my face
>>144216658Yeah that's a lot of cool info, kiwibro. Nobody is running on the Bears this year. Their front 7 is elite and they have several DBs who are great downhill tacklers as well.
>>144214860Wot
>>144216774There's no need to be racist.
>>144210815Nuh uh. I’ve fucked a few guys.
>>144216789who
>>144216841Meant to say Negan, from Walking Dead. Go pAckers
>>144214860America.
>>144213928
>>144216045Based and Great Lakespilled.
How many of you are actually gay?
>>144217544I drafted a lot of your players this year in fantasy. They better be good
>>144215423Brady and anyone else on those teams weren't in nearly as many ads or promos. His wife wasnt an annoying cunt (in public). There are no parallels to the current Taylor Swift nonsense. Somehow, some way Kelce manages to be more annoying than Gronk. It's not even close, the Chiefs are far more annoying.
>>144217609The nfl is a lot more in your face than it was in bradys era.
>>144214860WE WUZ PEPSAYY KWAANS N SHEEIIT!
>>144215123Browns would ream the bucs
>>144216658>Titans took one of the best O line coaches in the league from the BrownsThe Browns o-line wasn't really that good, Brick Chubb just made them look elite with how good he hit holes and shed tackles in the backfield.
>>144216682Appreciate it brother
