PREVIOUS: >>144193927ATL: Raisel Iglesias pitched a scoreless ninth inning to secure a 3-0 win over the RockiesTB: Garrett Cleavinger got a one-out save in a 2-1 win over the Twins on TuesdayNYY: Clay Holmes took a loss and blew a save against the Rangers on Tuesday while allowing four runs in 1/3 of an inningATL: Whit Merrifield says he’ll have a CT scan Wednesday after getting hit in the back of the head by a pitch TuesdayMIN: David Festa allowed two runs on five hits in five innings while striking out seven and walking one in a loss to the RaysSTL: Ryan Helsley blew a save but picked up a win with two scoreless innings against the Brewers on TuesdayPHI: Kyle Schwarber went 5-for-6 with four runs scored, six RBI, and three home runs in a win over the Blue JaysNYM: Francisco Lindor went 2-for-4 with two runs scored, three RBI, and a steal in a 7-2 win over the Red Sox
doyers
>>144195739Doyers
Dodgers!
seattle a fag ass team
>>144195743>>144195745>>144195746cope and seethe bitch
my mariners may never win another game :(
to extras!
the Phillies!
CRASH THAT PITCH INTO A NOSEDIVE CLAY HOLMES
>>144195739Free baseball at the big A!
Doyers
>>144195752good fuck you and fuck seattle
doyers!
>ContraresGG doyers see you tomorrow
METS
the cubs lost to the pirates LOL
they paid HOW MUCH?
>roansy contrerasi do not trust this motherfucker
No lead is ever safe no matter how late in the game with this Dbacks bullpen my fuckin god man.
>Braves win?Enjoyed>Weed?Smoked>BFs dick?Sucked Yup, it’s just another night in Braves nation
>>144195743>>144195745>>144195746>>144195763>>144195766>>144195768>>144195769>>144195775>>144195781>>144195782Wut da???!!
Chadres!
>That called strike???
miggy ro!
Miggy Ro!
no....NO!!!!!
>>144195795yup another masterclass from Ron Washington
Miggy RO
my niggy
miggy ro :D
>>144195803arte's check cleared
Let's fucking go Miggy Ro!
we love miggy ro here!
F***!!!
LMAO MEMENERS
ummmmmmmmmmm SNAKEBROS?
Oh for fucks sake....
What in the actual fuck is happening
If you're seeing this post that means you have been visited by the Mariner of Missing the Postseason! The sweet release of elimination will come to you but only if you reply with who you're going to watch in the playoffs instead of your own team.
>>144195835gay
>>144195835>bruh wtf am I doing here
good script
Oh you gotta be BLEEPIN me!
>it was 7-1
Lux Sux!!!
Omg Angels you are so fucking gay. You're already well out of this season just let the man hit. Hopefully Mookie ass fucks you retards for this
no please NOO!!!!
FUCKING COWARDS. GIVE US ENTERTAINMENT.
Oh god Mookie is going to blast this one isn't he
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Z E S T YESTY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKIE
PUSSSYY
KEK MY ANGLELS
ugh...mfh...thank you for dicking me down dodgerchads...
Mets
LOL GET FUCKED ANGLELS
MONKEY BATS DOES IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Contreras sucks dickWhy is he here over Crouse again?
GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING RETARDS MOOKIE DOES IT TO YA
And here we go, another patented Louvello collapse to end the season. I can’t believe this dipshit has lasted this long as manager.
NOOOOO!!!!! TBIS CANT BE HAPPENINF! LOS ANGELES LOVES THE ANGELS!!!!
>Intentionally Walking Ohtani>Mookie Betts on deckISHYGDDT
LMAO GET FUCKED
>>144195862Hahahahahaha I knew it
>walk ohtani>get DICKED by the biggest fag on the teamL Y LYL
It’s so over can I have a different team please?
Mookie fucks ya!
ngh...ugh...
total negro move resulted in total negro destruction
>beating the 60 win angels is like winning the world seriescringe
I seriously love it when intentional walks blow up in the opponent's face
>>144195835Love my Doggies
mfh...gah...
That probably won't be the last time we see Contreras in an Angels uniform either. No fucking clue why they went with him there when he did this not that long ago
>>144195889All you have to do is decide to root for a different club, man. You owe no allegiance to retarded organizations that can't do anything right
Games not over til it's over Doyerbros.
hng...gah...mfh...huhuhuh...
gulp...
lmao
What is the point of the Angels existing?
gay cubs fan here
>>144195922cubgeranalyaers...
>>144195921They're a fun likable team.
>>144195921Disney movies
>>144195921The angels have won a legitimate word series more recently than the dodgers have?
can't believe the Dodgers might pull off a game they struck out 15 times
>>144195940>woke shitno wonder the angels stink
Kiss em beotches
>>144195935Maybe if you're a retard
>>144195942*16
>Drury>Adell>KavadasGood night Doyers
>>144195947Rude.
https://youtu.be/XzETKFxpBx4?si=E9Lh5u21XcJg7-PX
>brazierswhat the fuck is he doing?
This Corbin Carrol dude is bretty güd
>>144195987Don't worry, Drury and Kavadas are literally free outs, Adell is the only threat coming up and we're down by 4.
Close this game you fucking dodgers
>that mookie throwbasado
LOL MOOKIE SHUTTING DOWN THE RUNNER ON THIRD HELL YES
Mookies says "not today."
>>144195998I wasn't worried
is losing his endgame
>>144196011No that's White Sox.
>>144196011eh he won a ring already he'll survive
>>144195921keeping the roid monkey eternally ringless
>>144195739Looks like another perfect day...I love LA!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s
>>144195921They have a cozy stadium, also their uniforms are better. Also good frens
WE LOVE ITgg angels
>>144196011Angels are unironically in a decent position for 2026 onwards if they play it right.
Doyers won that gamegg angels
GG Angels, see you tomorrow
GG Angelsfags. See you tomorrow.
>>144196011>nobody walked batter to get to mookie in 8 years
Hahaha fucking die you loser Angels. Can't wait to troll everyone in the Locked on Angels comments tmrw morning
GG doyersgreat return for Detmers
gg Angelssee you tomorrow
>>144196039wut da? for pete's sake...
GG Dodgers. A great game for Detmers. I hope this means he's figured it out.Fun game overall until Wash decided to throw the game by putting in Contreras. Hope we can win tomorrow but it's Canning pitching so probably not.
let's shift the focus back to the femanons
i hate every single one of you
Femanon here
>>144196053OK, sweetie, night-night
sit down, let's talk about that femanon winstreak.
2D>>>>>3D
keep it femanon related
Fuck the angels and the d*dgers
gg Angels
Sex, with Kirsten.
Fuck California and I'm glad they're losing a team
>>144195835Wut da dog doin?
I'm actually female, wish I had more girls to talk baseball with :(
>>144196084Fuck you bitch we fucking own you
>>144196079GG.I remember making those edits for you, cool that you're still using them.
>>144196087join a softball league
>>144196091They're incredibly based and wholesome, what can I say.
>>144195739mariners might be the biggest meme franchise of all time
>>144196087I used to do hard drugs. This ain’t your blog.
>>144196090You're tears are yummy, Calithey taste like tacos
>>144196099Yeah I tried telling the spammers that earlier in the year
Sneks
>>144196084What's that bitxch? Can't hear you over the sound of me eating this 4x4.
>>144196103my bad
>>144196105Your tears are disgusting they taste like meth
>>144196096I still have no idea what this character is from, but I'm glad you liked them.
>>144196103sorry, you're right
C'mon Giants, fuck these losers
gay ants
>>144196103But I'm female.
144196129
>>144196103Fuck off incel
>>144196103imagine being an incel and getting upset because a girl makes a post online. lmfao.
>Giants
>>144196103based sexless incel
Sneks win
giants getting my hopes up fuck you
>>144196103You're an incel, Harry.
LOL GNATS
F-F-fFFFAAGGOT...B-bBACKS!!!!!@@
Winning in embarrassing fashion
>>144196157Fuck you loser
>>144196151
any femanons around? how was your day? who's your team?
>>144196162fffffffffffffaggotbacks
How long until the next team gets eliminated from playoff contention?
femanonbacks
>>144196167
>>144196171love this btw
top kek
>>144196087Shut the fuck up hole
>>144196168oh we're right about there
GG diamondbros. Thanks for not blowing us appart like the doyers. See ya tomorrow
reminder: doyerpacos care less about winning and more about the sneks and gayants losing
>>144196180Huh?
Mike Trout would've struck out looking after Ohtani got IBB, btw.Based Mookie not taking that shit.
>>144196032A cry for help?
>>144196180fuck off, incel
>>144196180Leave it alone
>>144196032>Angels>play it rightYou must be new here
that was a good night of baseball
>>144196180why are incels like this? yikes
>>144196087post your hole smelly jobless whore
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
>>144196232
>>144196239
lets give the femanons a chance
>>144196246
>>144196232:(
>>144196232>>144196180Have some respect
>>144196198I don't know what this meansBut yeah the Angels aren't in too bad of a position for the future. Neto/O'Hoppe are slumping but they're good players. Schanuel is improving every day. Adell and Moniak are improving. Moniak in particular seems to have finally realized he's not a home run hitter and he's been playing a lot better because of it. Christian Moore is looking like he could be a legit player. Obviously Trout is Trout if he can stay healthy. And Rengifo was playing really good up until his injury too.Pitching wise Detmers can be a legit ace if he can just calm down. Anderson is good and provides that calming veteran presence for the rest of the rotation. We kinda lucked into Kochanowicz being decent, but we'll see if he can keep it up. And Dana is supposed to be THE guy and he had a really good outing in his first game so we'll see how it works out with him too.We'll get a high draft pick, Wash will keep working with the kids and they'll keep improving. So I'm cautiously optimistic for the future.
>>144196145Girls aren’t real
>>144196189This is the PadrePoster projecting
>>144196211No i've been an Angels fan my entire life. And I know there's not really a reason to have a lot of faith in them because our FO is retarded. But despite that i do think they've found themselves in a decent position to build something IF they can do it right.
Fuck the Yankees
>>144196265
>>144196265bill murray is such a jackass
>>144196274dezu a lot of people think he is and its actually caused a lot of debate in the chicago cubs fan community...
>>144196274he's no Russell Brand I'll tell you wat
femanon
>>144196282https://youtu.be/pZbGH4gB5zA?si=jYTMkdpzaK0zyV2Z
>>144196263fuck you gloryhole bitch, can't wait to rape you in october just like in 1996 and 2012
>>144196271Jake
>>144196282dont care
>>144196301Wadafak!?
>>144196291what a cuck. should have smashed his face.
>>144196301delete this
>>144196291he died before I well before I was born but I wish John Belushi lived he had the most charisma out of any local chicago guy he'd be a much better ambassador for the cubs. Bill Murray is a self righteous prick
Incels run /mlb/ whores
>>144196292
>>144196320sorry my dyslexia is powning mehe died well before I was born*
Girl here
>cubs, angels (still love ya) and Giants can't help Chadres out in standingBah, hunbug. Looks like a solo operative for us....
>>144196327Raul Ibanez
>>144196291Murray mindfucked John Hamm
Females piss me off
>>144196331suck my dick nigger you dont know who jake peavy is you dont get to complain
>>144196331youve been a baseball fan for 3 years and the padres have been good in all of themDIE NIGGA DIE
>>144196331Tigods will still win the series
If you want my (you) then you gotta try better than that
(You)-em!
>>144196330I had to remind myself "No PMO" as I J'd my P to near O, nearly SHGY'd my ~1 year long absesh from pr0ngasm
>>144196347>padres >good
Murray mindfucked Hamm
thread has gotten mighty retarded since west coast teams became the topic of discussion, coincidence?
>>144196366rizzo makes his return to wrigley on friday
jizzo
>>144196366>coincidence?yes. midwest and east coast fans are the biggest tards this is a known fact
Im an agent of chaos...
Centralbros represent
>>144196375
NEED suicidal mariners memes immediately this team has robbed happiness from thousands
Good night to my Cardinal bros only
>>144196390It’s incredible how hard they crashed. This was a much different place two months ago
>>144196375for pete's sake!
>>144196375get a load of this guy
>>144196400After losing game 2 to the angels it killed my desire to watch the team
>>144196375Embarrassing deju
>>144196361Yu comes back tomorrow from IL. And King after that. Padres God eating good.>>144196347>https://youtu.be/vNx1dOnyGbw?si=wBSOOVftZxhdoP_v
Shot through the heart, and you're too blame! You give [Recker] a bad name!!!
>>144196258Thanks for your blog actually enjoyed it
Headed down sconsy lane... Team gat gaped that day... boys needed bit of...stress relief...they called me the vacuum.... I was like a magician...aint no one bitchin...i could take all the fists... One two three, gimma ya seed... after the boys got done...it was time for bernies journey... Filled me with some hot meat in all my holes...i was his cumpletely....when he was done he left a lil treat for me... sucked it all up like mommas teat...put my name to good use...
mascanon here
testing to see if this works
>>144196528let's go ahead and run another test with Mookie's blast
>>144196528yay it did! thanks to panamanon, although I was not the anon who requested help I followed his advice and figured out how to make sound webms from videos now>>144196538gimme a minute
>>144196540I was just joking but I'd appreciate it
>>144196548
Reminder that the Boston Red Sox is traded Mookie Betts to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Alex Verdugo and others. Is that the worst trade for Boston sports since Babe Ruth? What were the Red Sox thinking
my anglels lost but it’s ok Also these seats weren’t as bad as I remember i haven’t sat here in years Fun crowd though even at like 80/20 doyerfags
>>144196567thank you, brother>>14419657180/20 is inexcusable
>>144196582Idk who's more worst. Raiders fans or Dodger fans. I think they're Inherently worse. Ugh, October baseball can't come soon enough. Phillies fans are fine, Yankees fan I don't think they cause trouble, maybe heckle. Eh, I'm fine with all fanbase.
Last time each division won the WSAL East : 2018AL Central: 2015AL West: 2023NL East: 2019NL Central: 2022NL West: 2021
>>144196582I’ve been to a 90/10 raiders vs chargers game so I guess I’ve seen both sides of it now.I honestly expected more angel fans but I can’t really blame anyone for sitting this one out.
>>144196605Prove it
>>144196605
>>144196603>>144196605>>144196632
>>144196605NL Central was 2016
>>144196603>>144196605>>144196632>>144196644
>>144196671>>144196637Holy fuck lois.....
>>144196671I'm female though
>>144196644Astros are NLC dip
>>144196692But I'm female
>>144196679>>144196704
>>144196632SoFi was actually almost 50/50 last time I went which was two years ago.It’s like 80/20 Raiders to chargays at allegiant though
>>144196504No problem. I'm always happy to talk about this team and how they break my heart every season.
>>144196734now THIS is /mlb/
>>144196735I'll have to revist Angel stadium again for the hecksies. At least you're not the Rockies or White Sox.
https://vocaroo.com/19HiK4C7AFrd
>>144196759top zozzle
https://vocaroo.com/1hggpCCaCNYF
https://vocaroo.com/1aisvU5vjJ55
https://vocaroo.com/17OAflv3YFc0
https://vocaroo.com/1eAog6ZL9Gu8
https://vocaroo.com/1k8Hy1SwCyHB
>>144196755Yeah. The Angels are bad, but at the very least it's because of genuine incompetence and not malicious intent.
>>144195739Mariners are cooked bros. Very sad but it's time to call it.Another wasted year.
>>144196811>Me on April 1st, 2024
https://vocaroo.com/1bJJGawtRHRz
https://vocaroo.com/19YcZVhh4qJ0
https://vocaroo.com/1iG2njcNE1Ok
https://vocaroo.com/1nQP2Dczutvr
https://vocaroo.com/1hZNvq9VFaoHYou are all in a neat little file path. There is no escape.
>>144196811
https://vocaroo.com/1nQ7OIZU8ujL
https://vocaroo.com/17Z9Ex3wI5Ht
>Mariners led the ALW by 10 games in May >will finish the season 5 games below 500 There’s no way this has ever happened. Staggeringly bad offense and front office incompetence. Clean house and prepare for your next playoff window in 2028
https://vocaroo.com/1bu9TEUO7GFi
https://vocaroo.com/1aFamOi1z8ct
We’re coming for that first round bye starting tomorrow
https://vocaroo.com/1nlqnGRdMsmo
Walker Buehler throws shade at Anaheim then does financial breakdown on intentional walk:>"I think there were a little more people and more enthusiasm than typical down here. ...But Shohei playing for us now, I think it's really cool.>Yeah it’s a tough situation to walk a guy that got 700 (million dollars) to get to the guy that got 350. He’s pretty good at baseball, too.
https://vocaroo.com/14ctddztcnqY
get a hobby cubspina
None of this is funny.
what are all these vocaroos
>>144196965Clown shit to say that when he won't even be on the team next season. Completely unnecessary all around.Meanwhile Mookie was a class act and said he understood the situation and why they would IBB Ohtani.
>>144195802Cheedres
>>144196969kino
Let's check in on the lore
I like Michael Siani very much.
>>144196965This shit is reason why Dodgers choke every year. All cocky bunch of shits with no soul. Karma is a bitch and it'll bite them this October. Will Smith said shit about profar. There's no DAWGS or chemistry on that doyers team.
umm philthies?
none of this is funny
poor guy
>>144197236he's probably alright
>>144197163Profar is a faggot though. like every other Padres player and fan. They should all die
Be honest: are you scared when your team is up against the Padres?
>>144197331that's what I'm saying. He'd be back in OKC if he was still with the Dodgers. Get your mlb check and service wherever you can get it.
>>144197369No, because we're sweeping them at home
>>144197369No cause my team won the season series against you guys.
>>144197450>swept us>but too ashamed to name the teamRockies fan, I presume
>>144197456Cardinals.
>>144197369not anymore than any other team which is yes
>>144197369We should be getting Yu back today, he pitches today. Just waiting on Kim, Bullpen has been Godlike, Cease and King been a bit hittable but they're still Good, got kinda unlucky with umps and hot weather lately. Joe been amazing, just wished we had Snell. Man, I'd do anything for Snell next season.>>144197334Profar is the least main problem, he's so likeable, why do everyone plunk him lol love me ProVAR>>144197383We'll probably end up winning the series now that we got Tatis Jr back, also Merrill is our new dodger killer now. Will be fun, see who has the bragging rights of this season.
>>144197369No because my team went 5-2 against them this season
>>144197676Which team? I know Rockies just slap the shit out of us whenever we play them, maybe Phillies cuz they did sweep us earlier.
But I'm female...
*races past you*
>>144197983On a related note, yesterday Musgrove started with a 4-4 record on 14 starts and an ERA of 4.44Also his jersey number is 44
We need nu tho
>>144198114>filenameare you saying I could hear this webm with some extension?It's been so long since we've had sound threads. Is it still a thing?
>>144198317Ya https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
femanon here
>>144198377You on 4chanX? Because I am and it's not working.Yes I did install it with tampermonkey and it shows as activated. Still can't hear anything
Just got my beauty rest!
Morning metschads.Megill. Tonight. Please.
>>144197168>Most based politician on earth supports the most based team on earthBased department?
>>144197863Probably the Mets.
>>144195739I just want to say that it's really cruel what the Mets are doing to their fans lately. Getting their hopes up like this just to inevitably let them down in the most horrific fashion.
Bats are back とらほー!!
Our Atlanta Braves will be playing baseball today, I hope y'all are enjoying your life!
>>144199112Haruhibro, who do you think the character's favourite players are?
Mets going for the full sox sweep today
The Mariners have had quite a collapse. It's not normal.
Mets still have the best closer in NY
>>144199417One problem. Pic related.
>>144199322That's sounds like a fun question but I'm still currently reading through the LNs so I don't think I'd be able to fully answer it. Maybe Haruhi likes Saiki causes he's a young elite pitcher like how she was. But she also hits and has so much energy so maybe Chikamoto. Kyon maybe Kinami as opposed to say Morishita or Maegawa. For some reason Yuki I'm leaning Sato. Asahina would be like Ohyama, basic chicks dig long ball stuff. Koizumi and Nakano seems right. And Tsuruya and Morishita. I got nothing for kyon kun denwa chan and all of this was just spitballing anywaysMan S3 never ;_;
>>144195909t. doyers lifelong since 7/5/2024
Projected standings as of Sep 4.
>>144199540>121They did it!
>>144199465Fair enough. I haven't seen/read Haruhi in so long that I can't speak to anything but I was curious nonetheless. Maybe its about time I go check them out again myself
>>144196965That’s a really dumb thing to say when you’re a FA next season and that same team could have signed ypu
Jeff Wilson leaves his blog Rangers' Today and will not be no more daily newsletters. Fuck me. He's now in some new project called DLLS Sports but only three newsletters per week.
Imagine being worth 700 million+ dollars.
What.
MissingEndingToSeason!
Fire John Schneider into the sun
>>144199540>Brewers go 9-14>Padres go 10-12>Mariners go 16-7This list is junk
>>144199846Joyce is the gas man
Good morning to everyone except the gloryholes and Clay Holmes.
>>144199866The entire Toronto bullpen just kinda sucks. Not much Schneider can do.
If the Dodgers win today they can end a 9 game stretch with a 7-2 record. Very pleased with them over these games. Lots of baseball left to play though
>>144199994Could have at least walked Schwarber, who had already hit 2 HR in that game. I don't know man, anything to make it seem like he cares.
>>144199846umps tried to give the anglels a chance but they still blew it in the 10th inning
My Yankees are floundering while Jasson Dominguez rots in the minors. Not feeling too hot bros.
>>144200095If there weren't no outs and runners on 2nd and 3rd, I'd agree. But they probably didn't want to load the bases with no outs with Turner/Harper coming up.
>>144199967The crazy thing is Holmes is a perfectly fine reliever, just not a great closer. This could have been addressed but Cashman wanted to feel smart and got De Los Santos and Leiter Jr. What a retard.
Barves have a piss-easy schedule. Sad
>>144200352no need to bring these has beens uptheir fans have already abandoned the genny months ago :)
the rockies are pretty safely on pace for a 100 loss season but it hardly gets any attention because they're a just a boring dumpster fire compared the white sox nuclear waste explosion
>>144200247Sosa's hit was unlucky, but Green just kept throwing middle middle and missing his spot. First base was open and maybe you could gamble and get a double play with Schwarber running. Green is a groundball pitcher, but he couldn't stop hanging the ball middle middle.
bros its starting to feel like fall outside. postseason basedball is near
>>144200413>meanwhile it was 85 yesterday here and it’s going to be 100+ next week
Good morning /mlb/.
>>144200404no one cares about the rockiesthey have never even won the division
Good morning /mlb/My Houston Astros will be back to baseball this evening against the Reds.
>>144200455berdbro here, shall be rooting for the asstr*s over the resd
>>144200431>gets deleted from playoff contention by the two worst teams in the ALWHello FAGGOTners poster
>>144200413my sister bought me some yoga pullover and it's really comfy and looks good on me and it's becoming cool enough to wear it. Dodgers fan, btw.
>>144200468BasedReds are the old enemy after all, even before the Stros/Cards/Cubs 3 way races of the late 1990s and early 2000s.
>>144199866he's vladdy's manas long as vladdy's a jay, (fat) schneider will stay
>>144200431>>144200455'morning gents, here's hoping for a bounce back showing this afternoon. Francis' on the bump today>>144200587We're gonna unironically run it back for 2025, huh.
>>144200587>Loonie Dogs with no Manoah
>>1442006072025 the movie frfr
>>144200473>2025 and 2026 were always the goal!
>>144200607two more years, trust the plan
>>144200404Which only proves my theory....if you're gonna bomb, bomd HARD.
>>144200619I thought the goal was 54%
>>144200729>54% over 3 years! You wouldn't understand!
>>144200057A lot of the season has been meh and July was a nightmare. It's nice to be playing their best ball going into September.
>>144200404>because they're a just a boring dumpster fire compared the white sox nuclear waste explosionWhat does that make the Mariner's collapse then?
>>144200754A comedyAlso expected to anyone with eyes
>>144200413hottest week of the summer where i am
>>144200729Up from 41? or is that number adjusted for the other reasons to kill your self in Seattle?
>>144200413Saves your comfy Pepe and posts another
>>144200784Dipoto said last year the goal every season was to win 54% of gamesYes he actually said this
>>144200619>>144200740>memeinersQuite literally the only way you ever lead that division is if Houston fucks up even more than it did this year and Oakland/Sacramento/Vegas turns out to just be a flash-in-the-pan this year and not a heavy hitter within the next few years. You will legitimately never outplay the other teams in your division when they are at their best.
>>144200413God I fucking wish
>>144200919You live in a desert? Here's how it is in the tropics
>>144200796Yea I know just making a joke. I honestly feel bad for the memeiners and their shit ownership/management.
>>144199894A few weeks ago I was told that I was crazy for predicting the Red Sox would finish 82-80 because that would've required them to finish 21-29. Well, now it looks like 82-80 was quite generous. Teams can have hot or cold stretches, they don't win at a uniform rate all season.
>>144201028I don't. Fuck them lmao
>>144200796>win 54% of gamesJust enough to keep fans engaged. Probably enough to make the playoffs most years, without spending the money needed to field a serious contender. Perfect goal to maximize profits.
>>144201018I can feel the humidity just looking at that, must be miserable
>>144201114I wonder if he learned that from Reinsdorf or if he’s just a cunt on his own
>>144200919>>144201018Can't relate.
Marinerbros... you guys doing okay? I like a bit of schadenfreude, but holy shit.
>baseball teams season is over>football teams season is pretty much already over before the games even startI’m in pain lads
>>144201417You a brewers/packers fan too bro?It sucks I know that feel
I've left the country for the first time since /sp/ started using flags circa 2012.
>>144201487I never had a problem with the packers outside of >sneak until this post
Im female tho
>>144202247
>>144201417>tfw 23 year championship drought
>>144202247we love female ass here
Mariners are still the best team in baseball. Sorry other teams. You're just gay as shit.
>>144202367>t. fan of one of the gayest teams in baseball
Why are there so many hapas in the MLB compared to other big professional sports leagues in the US?
>>144202367>best team in baseball >not making the playoffs >never won a pennant
>>144202546i urgently need to speak to this woman
>the memeiners are actually BELOW .500KEK
How does he do it?
>>144202786
>>144202786It’s that high grade milk he gets a every night before bed
>>144200754premature ejaculation and an extended shameful effort to try and get it up againsorry dawg you blew your load and the session is over. better luck next time
Man he hit him direct to the elbow lol.
>>144202832Blue gays seething because they are playing a superior team
>>144202849I didn't realize this was region locked. Sorry guys.
Schwarbomb btw
>>144200729>>144200740TRUST THE PLAN
Francis really struggled that inning, feels like it's impossible to have a clean outing vs this Phillies lineup
That's Vladdy's 40th double of the year.
blue jays are gay and have to resort to cheating with rubber turf
>Schwarber, Marsh, Weston Wilson outfield>all three have already let a double drop and there's only 1 outWhy did topper put together the shittiest outfield possible?
>>144202606>woman
>/mlb/ tries to not cream themselves over 5/10 Asian women challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
>>144203004Phillies' leaf manager is giving my Jays a chance. You'll get yours when the blowpen comes in.
>>144202902The plan was 54% though? They’re under 50% right now
cosy klemens
kek fat jays! KEK FAT JAYS!!
>>144203127
>>144203127It’s fat blow gays get it right
ever since the renovations, Jays just keep getting destroyed by lefties at home.
>>144203145
Sex with Emily.
RIP Harper
>>144202546>>144203028>hits the wall before debutno thanks
>>144203316it was his other, non-injured elbow that got hit too, dude needs to sit down before october
Go Sneks
But I'm a woman
Bryce Harper suffered a left elbow contusion and had to be destroyed. He was 31.
We need Emily
>>144203553emily kaplan? she belongs to /hoc/hands off
just got back from work, heard the schwarboom missed the clemens HRany word on Harper?
Ayyyy let's fucking go Chadres. Yu officially back, we might get punished Yu. I love it. Eating good and also I found more oddloop dance gifs!
>>144203577/hoc/ is for homos so nobody cares their opinions
>>144203303
>>144201878royals own ya azz
If the mariners finish at .410 I will transition to female by next opening day
>>144201878>>144203757My R'z need to stop stank azzin it up!!!!
>>144203531We know cubspina.
twins/padres owlmanfred on suicide watch
does anyone remember back in may when i said the mariners are shit and would be under 500 by the end of the season? also their fans are weeb fags
That was great fielding and a great throw.
>>144203946literally everyone reading this knows you are a mariners fag falseflagging as a mariners hater, because no actual person cares enough about the mariners to bother hating on them in earnest.
Springer is just ice cold, you know it's bad when the back up catcher is putting up more offense than him.
mookie is himhttps://twitter.com/teoscartruther/status/1831183970664423552
>6 IP, 3 ERThat's a quality start from Bowden Francis.
Why are fans of irrelevant teams out of the race like the Blue Jays, Angels, and Cubs still posting? Your season is over go fuck off in your holes until March.
>>144203999i think you forget how annoying mariner spam was early in the season
Ngh..mfh..ugh ..
>>144204007blow gays are paying this guy $24m a year til hes 37
>>144204065he was just ackin' black for teoscar, who isnt even black himself.>lightskins
>>144203999I started shitting on them after an entire season of them being fagsI don’t even care about them and they aren’t even in my division
>>144204080
>played Harper O1.5 HRR>found out he got hurthope he's okay
>>144204080How about no
>>144204125he's been diagnosed with an inoperable broken bussy. doctors have given him 3 seasons to live
>>144204123>>144204143Nice "contributions." Splendid actually. Jfc
Raperville Illinois kek!!!@@!!
Ngh...
>>144204155How about you contribute to the 41% faggot
gah..
start the games
>>144204155
Can’t watch the games tonight cause I’m having sex…with a GIRL!27 rings kiss em
Rapervillain here, AMA
>>144204155Houspie sighted
>>144204192>>144204161Who will rape the rapers?
>>144204209Yikes, i don't even...yikes...
Contribute-em
>>144204190nice try gay-rodgo write your blog somewhere else
>>144204258That's a lady!
Thomson is getting greedy with Sanchez
new bread>>144204347>>144204347>>144204347
gah...guh..
>>144203360still would plap this hapa brat
>>144204258zesty
