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Footy tomozza, first day of finals
>Port Adelaide v Geelong, Qualifying Final 1, Adelaide Oval, 7.40PM
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>poort
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Who is ourguys
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>>144198544
welcome to petraccism iykwim haha
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>>144198548
based tobes
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>>144198548
Bulldogs and Hawks are the only good guys. No wonder it’s the only game people are interested in
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>>144198563
>commie coach
Yeah nah
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>>144198567
?
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literally every team but one are good guys, and the bad guys onky got in because fred shit the bed but they will be losing to brisbane so it's ok
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remember tristan barker
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>>144198667
don't touch me fuckwit!
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>>144198580
Don't count on it. Will be rigged for Carlton.
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>>144198667
It was a simpler time
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do you feel uncomfortable
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did you get raped?
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you cant rape the willing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgPZmSwC4M
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@144198871
the ban evading bitch brady
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lol
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>>144200522
this ain't funny man
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>>144201917
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>>144202272
how would that make you feel turk? your body parts harvested and sold to a greek footy GOD to be made into a most greek of dishes?
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kouta made souvlakis not gyros you deadshit fuckhead retard shit for brains dumb stupid CUNT
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another day another dollar
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>>144198667
I follow him on Facebook, he's always posting about some alternative organic energy source he's been developing and trying to get on the market. He's implied shadow organisations are trying to kill him. Not sure if he's a schizo or some super genius but he posts some pretty based stuff.
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big game tonight.
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If my deadshit team fucking lose tonight, I am done with this semen slurping sport forever.
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sup duders
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>>144204588
Who?
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PORT WIN TONIGHT AND YOU CUNTS BETTER STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT HINKLEY I SWEAR TO TO GOD ILL BASH YOUR LEGS IN
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>>144204506
>>144204755
you've picked up the essentials for tonight, right?
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>>144204755
oppenheimer
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Mummy! Bed pooey! Big bed pooey!
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port's plan tonight?
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wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers and they wonder why I keep dressing like elvis
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>>144205127
uh oh Ken Hinkley!
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>>144205147
crashing peel with no survivors
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I should be a rape victim
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are you guys pumped for the fucking FOOTY?
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Reminder to report all RC posts as he's ban evading, he's had multiple tripcodes banned

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144183033/#144184711
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>>144205464
>>144205464
no but i'm pumping the footy iykwim haha
iydkwim haha my sherrin is flat iykwim haha
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>>144205510
Go away mickhead
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>>144205533
shan't
checked thoughbeit
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Good morning alf

Footo tonight
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>>144205698
based footjob enthusiast
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>>144198538
how are my magpies doing this season
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>>144205698
Morning lad

Go footo btw
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>>144205738
Their descent to the bottom has only just begun
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>>144205755
but magpies fly shouldnt we be going up
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>>144205795
No but fly McRae
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>>144205811
is mason cox having a good season at least
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You just know one of these teams tonight is going out in straight sets
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*wins*
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Geelong, Hawthorn and Richmond have won 11/20 previous 'hips. What the fuck are other clubs doing?
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>>144205842
no but nic daicos
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>>144205886
They are not winning
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Form line before finals
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it's up
>>144205921
>>144205921
>>144205921
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>>144205969
port due for a loss
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>shartlon
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>>144205795
that's the bombers retard
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Shartin poos
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/ourhappyspastic/ alexa leary won gold last night lads
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found out i'm gonna be a dad this week
would be a ripper week if geelong could get up tonight
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>>144206176
sounds like you got up a few weeks ago iykwim haha
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>>144206176
congrats on the upcoming birth of your child.
commiserations on your team dying in the arse tonight.
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>>144206204
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>>144206176
congrats cobber and up the catters
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>>144206176
good to know your pipes still work
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>>144205969
this means nothing as pies lost 3 of their last 5 last season
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>>144206338
anon the pies didn't make finals
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>>144206350
>last season
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>>144206369
anon the pies aren't the same team as the other teams and a year has past
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you are all schizos
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>carlton flag favourites
>collingwood back to back
>essendon prelim 2024
>flagmantle
>melbourne dynasty
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>>144206463
>carlton flag favourites
this could still easily happen
all the other 7 teams in the finals are serial chokers as well
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i hope you are not talking about me
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/afl/ is just 5 people talking to each other at any given time
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crispy beer to start the day
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>>144206487
Geelong and hawks aren't chokers.
It stands to reason then that 1 of these 2 will win the flag.
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the rural, isolated, and indigenous township of geelong
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jack ginnivan is going back to back baby!
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>>144206688
very good post
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1. The supplement saga

“They had a young spine of Michael Hurley, Cale Hooker, Paddy Ryder, Jake Carlisle and Joe Daniher. They had Jobe Watson and Brendon Goddard in their prime, they had David Zaharakis, Dyson Heppell, Michael Hibberd, Jake Melksham, Stewart Crameri as young players. They were building a really good list,” De Stoop said.

“They were building a team that could’ve been a top four team. Obviously that all got gutted.”

2. The appointment of Matthew Knights as coach

“They appointed Knights instead of Damien Hardwick. That was a mistake. No doubt about it.”
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3. The Ben Rutten succession plan

“More the fact that it was Ben so much, but the fact that they decided on a succession plan without testing the market.”

“They could have got an Adam Kingsley or a Justin Longmuir or a Craig McRae, but they decided Ben was the man – he lasted two years, so it wasn’t the right call.”

4. The 2017 trade period

“They fell for the old trick of thinking they were closer than they were. They traded away the next two first-round draft picks to bring in Jake Stringer, Devon Smith, Adam Saad and Dylan Shiel.”

“Now, Stringer has been pretty good. Smith won a best and fairest and then his knee blew up. Saad was good until he walked out and Shiel has been a bust for two first-round picks.

“Some at the club wanted to hit the draft. Others wanted to bring in established talent, and it didn’t work.

“You can bring in established talent if you’re not far away, but that team was far away.”

5. Poor drafting post 2000

“Straight after 2000 they lost their way. Poor drafting and poor recruiting from other clubs and poor salary cap management.”

“They lost Hardwick, Caracella, Blumfield and Heffernan. They brought in players from other clubs in Camporeale, Murphy and Allen for example – none were any good at Essendon.

“Plus they missed out on early draft picks from 2000 to 2003. These were their first round draft picks – James Davies, Shane Harvey, Jason Laycock, Jason Winderlich was a good player, but had injuries, Kepler Bradley and Brent Stanton who was a good pick.

“They missed four out of six. That hurts.”
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He also called on Harris to “get serious” after AFLW players received a pay increase last season.

“Tayla Harris is out for the season with a shoulder injury,” Cornes said on SEN Sportsday.

“I mean, this just could be bad luck with this shoulder injury, but you'd have to question, as I did at the time, whether she had prepared her body as best as she possibly could to withstand the rigours of a short AFLW season. The answer to that is no.

“I see Mon Conti playing dual sports … it’s very likely you could get injured (playing basketball) and miss the AFLW season, what if that happened? That’s a possibility and there’s no way we would allow a men’s player to play basketball in the off-season.

“I just wonder whether players who now got what they wanted with a huge pay increase (29% from 2022 to 2023 with more rises until 2027), and the two that I reference would be on $100,000+ a year, I would guess, but we don't know because it's not public.

“Are they taking it seriously? Because I can hardly imagine the lack of hours Tayla Harris has spent at the Melbourne Football Club this AFLW season, and now she's out for the year.

“She can't be serious and she's not serious.”
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three lines of fewer
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>>144206738
Before he became the Essendon coach Matthew Knights was the coach of Port Adelaide in the SANFL and did an absolutely terrible job.
Port customers in the know were pretty shocked when a guy who couldn't coach a sanfl team was suddenly given an afl job.
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Adriana Chechik's blown out asshole
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>>144206291
trip on misso
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>>144206566
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>>144206792
meant three lines of coke thanks
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Instagram algorithm keeps highlighting sexy accounts haha don’t know how it happened like girls with only fans being naughty on Instagram haha sucks so much haha hate it lol
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friendly reminder Butters and Rozee are flat track bullies who can't handle any real pressure

Geelong by 40
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>>144207045
Reminder that the only team butters and rozee have beaten in finals is Geelong.
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>>144207045
anyways go port
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had a dream Michael Voss went on a stabbing rampage
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the goal of the year finalists
harley reid
nick daicos x 2

im done with this league they are sucking off their precious babies at every turn
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>>144207070
>>144207078
too small
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Bucks staying at Fox Footy

>“I’m really comfortable there,’’ he said.

>“It’s been great, with the broadcast rights the opportunities grow so to be able to be involved in calling more games, I’m looking forward to that (next year).

>“That’ll open up a whole different experience and being able to share your thoughts in real time. Fox have done really well in owning Saturdays.

>“From what I’m told you won’t be able to see live AFL anywhere else other than Fox on a Saturday. That’ll be a really powerful thing.”
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>>144207422
>That’ll be a really powerful thing.”
meaning
>thank you daddy murdoch, can I have some more cummies?
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>Former Labor leader Bill Shorten will announce his retirement from politics at a press conference in Canberra with the prime minister on Thursday.
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Fox Footy bros, we got too cocky
https://www.mediaweek.com.au/is-seven-talking-to-a-fox-footy-host-to-join-kane-cornes-on-new-shows/
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>>144206628
GIWTWM
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>>144207593
Chrisp Scott
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>goty candidates are reid and naicos x2
really?
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big game tonight
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>>144207589
could be you mate the liquor store is open
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKWWcssjXk
>no higgins
>no fritsch
>no treloar
>instead the afl's 2 favourite pets, one of them twice
simply epic
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reid clears
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>>144207784
Terrible goals. Reid is all right, the other two are nothing.
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Daicos’ second one wasn’t even picked as goal of the week kek
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truthnuke
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head got 80 off 25 and marsh hit 39 of 12

mogging
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Ashton Moir robbed
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>>144208038
Two entries splits the votes though
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slop of the year
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>>144208070
nobody accused the afl of being geniuses mate
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>>144208044
>scotland
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Is there a supercoach for the finals series?
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>>144208549
nah mate brad scott didnt make it
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Was happy yesterday.
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it's fucking hammering down
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>>144208672
where m8
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>>144208699
perf
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>>144208735
ah
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bom.gov.au doesnt support https
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>>144208772
public sector excellence on display
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perf-ect weather desu
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>>144208869
And you schizos still deny climate change.
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>>144208899
>um if climate change isn't real explain cold
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rate my filename lads haha
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had a dream Kingy went on a drinking rampage
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>>144208991
dreams are supposed to be rooted in fiction spastic
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>>144209001
ive seen kingy drinking by himself at a pub in essendon once

it was sad to see. he was sitting near a powerpoint as well charging his iphone.
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>>144209013
he was probably trying to drown his sorrows from that time perth beat essendon
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one time I saw Richo puffing a durry driving himself home after a game at KP
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>>144208960
reid is based though
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i once fingered Hex in a Byron Bay nightclub
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Watching Port lose finals is one of the sweetest delicacies of life. And tonight will be a banquet.
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Fat check got banned again lol
>You can't ban the Doctor...nobody can ban the Doctor...
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/144183033/#144198233
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>>144209193
a felllow man of taste
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endless toil
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feeling better now that i got scotch in me
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Might go a third wank.
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squiggle has the doggies winning it all
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toilet has the dockies winning it all
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>>144209507
what is squiggle
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1543960/Squiggle_Football/ neat
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>>144209507
>poolong straight sets
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>144209507
Thinking Giants over Bane.
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for me it’s perspectiveposting lads
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just saw this balding greasy fat fuck posting on 4chan about some shit called “perspectiveposting” lads
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still chortling at tipgod who thinks he pioneered perspective posting, tipFLOG
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saw this blob bragging about creating perspective posting, then he keeled over and ripped a massive shart
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weird how there are so many players with season ending injuries
what's up with that
was RC right about the rigging all along?
there can't be that many coincidences
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for me it's posting lasses
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>>144210197
the wrist difference between these two
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>>144210218
which one would you prefer up your clacker?
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>>144210315
right
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>>144210315
both
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>>144210339
fuck i meant neither
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>>144210218
reid frame vs daicos frame
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YOU SAY YOU GOT THEM GUNS BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BANG
YOU SAY YOU GOT THEM DRUGS BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SLANG
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>>144209617
>deckbuilding rouglite based AFL game
fuck, had the idea during covid and never acted on it
oh well, I'll just sue when it gets released
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>>144209507
>le data in sports
Cool, thanks for posting things I should bet against
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>>144209617
>>144210411
>it has aflw players
lol, lmao even
bet you they scale up aflw stats to meet normal afl when none of the aflw players are anywhere close to as good as someone like bonts or curnow or jezza
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any medical weed bros in here? what do you smoke?
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>5 hours till footo
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he gets his kicks
from microchips
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COME ON LADIES
COME ON LADIES
ONE POUND FISH VERY VERY GOOD
ONE POUND FISH VERY VERY CHEAP
ONE POUND FIIIIISH
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>>144210554
did some chores and had lunch now my body is ready just poured myself a pint
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he gets his kicks
like fish and chips
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he gets his kicks
from yakuza style hits
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>>144210562
HIS ORDERS FROM THE CIA
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he gets his kicks
from sucking dicks
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What's everyone listening too besides redgum?

for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7LVgBiOXHs
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>>144210593
50 METRES
DISSENT
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE AFL UMPIRING
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>>144210605
currently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEomVfNBgp4
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weird how the afl changes the game mid-season so that some clubs do worse and others better I wish I had this amount of power
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>>144210605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbtQl9dhP7w
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>>144210624
meds
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>>144210624
>i wish i was at crown right now
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>>144210624
the three stooges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>144210605
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rcVb6l4TpHw
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>>144210617
so this is what cam guthrie's been up to
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>>144210670
bt on the money
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>>144210662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI8a77MFfBk
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>>144210670
where's bane?
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>>144210670
nobody picking bane, good
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>>144210670
cheers lingy
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*be's stepping into the multi workshop*
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>>144210687
https://rumble.com/v1m8uqc-race-war-aryan-angel.html
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>>144210605
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WeTS1d9_qcU
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>>144210605
apparently the uploader removed >>144210735, here's another version
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8oH3hnCXaQ
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Cat status?
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>>144210758
Panzer IV
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>>144210700
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>>144210758
still gearing up m8
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>Reserve Bank governor Michele Bullock has warned some people may have to sell their homes to stay afloat as inflation and rates bite.
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>>144210696
Could go some Maccas, I reckon.
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>>144210931
awsum
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getting heemed by hail lads
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>>144210953
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>>144210968
nice yard m8 good garden
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>>144210811
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>>144210986
keep your eyes on that barby mate that chicken better be cooked when it comes off
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>>144210953
crisp chosen person who misspells heil and uses their disproportionate influence salute to get a symbol of peace banned
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“After Matho blew up on social media this year for his gains, the Barometer just happened to be ‘randomly’ drug tested by ASADA (in local footy) … Embarrassing for them, he came back squeaky clean,” Robinson said on social media.

Robinson went even further as he unleashed alongside Mathieson during an episode of his podcast Rip Through It.

“F*** you ASADA. F*** you QAFL … don’t press his parents’ doorbell. Five in the morning when Craigo’s (Mathieson’s dad) trying to get lucky,” Robinson fumed.

“Something that I haven’t seen in my whole life time is target testing in f***ing local footy.

“People don’t realise you’re in the gym two hours a day, you’re carb loading, all you eat is tuna and rice.”
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>>144211004
what's going on with his left hand lol did he burn himself? he's got a weird tan like he's been wearing a bandage.... also nice che shirt
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>>144211036
meth mostly
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>>144210968
thats clearly sleet
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>>144211018
Hassling players you don't like by sending scathing anonymous tips to ASADA is forbiddenly devilish
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>>144211084
Confirmed.
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Thinking my hawks get it done. Dogs can't help but kick more behinds than goals
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>>144211071
trip on ben cousins
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carn the fucken catters
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>>144211071
based sam mitchell
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>steve irwin died 18 years ago
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>>144211148
vaxxed?
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>jon ralph suggesting west coast cough up pick 3 for baker
every off season with this retarded shit
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>bindi irwin was a legal hsgf 10 years ago
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pocket rocket with huge cans what a smokeshow
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>>144211165
Why does Jon Ralph escape scrutiny as a journo? He's arguably worse than Morris, Slobbo and McClure.
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humina humina
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>>144211187
do not want
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>>144211191
trip on chad warner
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TOM STEWART

OUT
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Welcome to the iggs shai balton
HIGLIGHTS | GOALS | TACKLES
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>>144211203
Surely >we don't choke from here
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>>144211187
>she will never wake you up and death grip and roll around on your morning wood yelling "CRIKEY HE'S A BIG FELLA ISN'T HE!!"
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if the cats go out in straight sets chris scott will coach the iggs next year
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>>144211211
no mate, RC says you'll win by 50 points, AQB and all that.
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hate it so much that rc goes for my dosn
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>>144204181
home sweet home
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OK Google. What was the result of the 2007 AFL Grand Final?
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Kek good read this
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/f-you-exafl-star-fumes-over-5am-door-knock-in-defence-of-transformed-exteammate/news-story/1416fdd0736b512c8862d16ad3573856
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>>144211203
fuck me dead, it's over
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>>144211203
gonna need some sauce on that
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>>144211271
https://x.com/cleary_mitch/status/1831583559980904512
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>>144211275
yeah thinking porties get it done
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>>144211275
OH NO NO NO NO
DIL'S RIGGING IT FOR PORT
NO REFUNDS
>>
Bolter is doing their own version of fantasy finals
>Unlimited trades
>Unlimited cash
Crisp, might give it a crack
>>
the port choke will be all the sweeter
>>
>>144211203
cats mids finna get GAPED
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>>144211283
but the AQB is against rigging?
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>>144210670
>brown pickings hawks
>darcy picking dogs
>lingy picking cats
hmm
>>
cazzie shit
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geelong cattie shit (all over my floor because one of the dumb cunts doesn't know how to use a litterbox after 10 years)
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>>144211178
>>144211187
>born too late to discover new lands
>born too early to travel the stars
>born just in time to quite witness bindi transform into a smoking hot milf
>>
when do you think bindi lost her virginity?
>>
DAMN IT
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god I love asian women they're so cute and small and funny pic related its me when I see any asian girl
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>>144211372
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finna pop down the rub n tug before the game
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>>144211384
based harlots enthusiast
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>>144211384
Mae Ling satisfied me earlier today
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>>144211389
yes mick, we've all seen it. it's past 2pm so it's not relevant now.
>>
biz 'dea: jezza at the centre bounce
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>>144205886
staying within the salary cap and not using PED
>>
>>144211396
based antiharlotssperg who doesnt want /afl/ to know about the special available tomorrow
>>
Geelong have no hope, we’ll absolutely destroy them, 50+ EASY
It’s out year, book flights to Melbourne now.
>>
lucky footy is tonight in adelaide, tomorrow looks shit
>>144211406
>it's out year
yeah, like normal. port OUT of finals kek
>>
got hayfever
can't breathe
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>>144211404
you're the only cunt in Canberra and you're poor and never leave the house. Darwin and Mackay? highly unlikely either.
git gud you dumb sad lazy retard.
>>
>>144211426
reckon there's a few hundred thousand cunts here champ
>>
This used to be a fun house...
But now it's full of plebocrats
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>>144211414
Nah the grandy is ours for the taking, peaking and getting hot just at the right time
>>
Sack Hinkley thread: OPEN
>>
>>144211292
>selwood not even picking geelong to make the gf
>>
our house, with the wagies and the neets our house
>>
>>144211440
needs an emergency car innit lad
>>
>>144211442
looks like he was right not to
>>
>>144211426
and what exactly important business do you do in canberra mate? because their isn't much industry out their pretty sure everyone in canberra is either a glowie or a politician aka (a glowies master)
so which is it?
>>
>>144211255
Really, really good read
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idea: finals footy frenzy
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>>144211456
you should direct your question to >>144211435
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>>144211456
meth mostly
>>
>>144211379
litrally me
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>>144211466
no my question is directed at you?
>CFO
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imagine paddy does his hammy in the first quarter
>>
>>144211477
but I don't live in Canberra.
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>>144211480
haha what a prank that would be
it hasn't been fixed don't worry goy
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The 'ti
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oh paddy paddy do your hammy
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>>144211486
no but Steven May
>>
seriously mick your posts are making even less sense than usual. anyways you have a good night.
>>
Nick Daicos.

That's it. That's the Xeet.
>>
big game comin up
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>>144211511
yeah mate only about 25 and a half hours to go get hyped
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>>144211389
>Harlots began as the desire to improve the experiences of clients and escorts alike. Led by industry experts, we aim to provide a hassle-free platform for escorts and top-quality, accessible services to clients across Australia. We work with Australian male, female and trans escorts of all sizes, ethnicities and aesthetics who offer a huge variety of services.

>Our clientele is similarly diverse; we welcome all genders, ages and ethnicities to spend some time with us
>>
the FOOTY
>>
nick daicos hit some ripping form just in time for finals
>>
>>144211499
you too thanks
>>
love her
>>
>her
thats a man.
>>
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>>144211490
Lgm
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>>144206738
>Michael Hurley, Cale Hooker, Paddy Ryder, Jake Carlisle, Tom Bellchambers, Joe Daniher

Literally the best collection of talls on one team that we'll ever see
>>
anyone know who's commenting on fox tonight?
>>
>>144211590
>How to watch on Fox Footy: From 6:30pm with Sarah Jones, Jason Dunstall, David King, Leigh Montagna, Mark Ricciuto, Eddie Betts & Jon Ralph
fox not commentating until next year, m8
>>
for me its rude indian uber drivers who think they're ryan gosling from drive
>>
port suck lol
>>
>>144211599
for me it's the indian uber driver I had once who had his wife named "wife" in his phone contacts and declined her call 10 times during the drive
>>
>>144211603
CERTIFIED
>>
ban evading rn
>>
Gucci flip flops, fuck it, hit your bitch in my socks
>>
>>144211628
not me i’m not
>>
who's drinkin? got tomorrow off so I'm on the red and the herb.
>>
my Dad's gf is an alpha widow narcissist and has just used him for years to her own ends.
The alpha even stayed in their house when he came to Australia lol
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>last thursday night game of the year
>3 more friday nights for the year
>no more sunday footy for the year
im not ready to say goodbye
>>
>>144211613
they're always on their phone with somebody murmuring something once every couple minutes, it's fucking weird
>>
>>144211653
im currently stoned as fuck walking the dog lol
>>
>>144211663
yeah what is with this
hate them so fucking much
>>
morning alfs
>>
>>144211628
that's naughty
>>
>>144211669
NICE. .
>NIGHTWALK
>STONED
>WITH YOUR BEST MATE
ENJOY
>>
Good guys
>hawks
>cats
>loins

Bad guys
>port
>blues

No one cares guys
>swans
>gants
>dogs
>>
>>144211685
rocking out to no more tears by ozzy too. that riff fucking hits
>>
>>144211663
worked with this guy from ghana in a warehouse for a bit and apparently he was the head IT guy at a place back in ghana. He was on a handsfree bluetooth all day and said he was "solving IT problems" for the people back home but I didn't buy it due to the time difference
>>
>>144211663
fucking THIS. it's well strange.
I remember years ago backpacking through asia, arrived in Delhi, get a taxi to Parganj (where all the backpacker hostels are), taxi gets bashed by some cunt on a motor bike who dents his cab. cunt stops the cab, runs up to the motorbike guy, pushy shovey and pulls the helmet off his head and starts beating him with it. was funny as fuck.
>>
>>144211621
how come there still hasn't been a darby final?
>>
>>144211691
Lions are NOT good guys.
>>
>>144211691
>good guys
>hawks
how quickly they forget
>>
>>144211692
niiiiiice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQayvRxgxuU
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>>144211711
Fred choked in 2006 and 2015.
>>
>Starting to rain at Adelaide oval
does that help either team?
>>
I'm only going to ask nicely once, where is the frickin MULTI?
>>
>>144211719
new character arc innit
>>
>>144211729
here
>>144211490
>>
>>144211490
>>144211740
Oh, that's actually not bad.
>>
the giants are THE good guys and also the team of destiny for 2024 (i was the poster who predicted their late season surge)
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>>144211691
port are the underdogs
>>
Who are the Adelaide Crows playing this weekend?
>>
>>144211760
vax status? monkeypox status?
>>
>>144211760
He got RSI from wanking to much.
>>
bit of the ol' driz around a-town atm, finna be slipperier than ken's post-match
>>
>>144211789
did you think that was funny when you posted it?
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>>144211794
still howling tbqh
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>Taylor Adams dropped for Sydney among 4 changes.

Imagine jumping ship from Collingwood because you wanna play finals, only to be dropped for finals.
>>
we only post here to make ourselves laugh
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>>144211760
Straight set bros...
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>>144211789
bwahahaha
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>>144211018
>“He opens the door and he goes, ‘What do you blokes want?’ … at this hour it’s dark, he can barely see.

>“And they’re like, ‘Anti-doping’. He just goes like, ‘Nah, not interested. And shuts it (the door). So he was thinking it was like an electricity company trying to sell him something.
>>
>curnow out which means they cant win
>rush doc back anyway to end his career
what did they mean by this
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anyone remember the discord
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>>144211018
pretty based natty
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>>144211018
>>144211812
Natty?
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>>144211823
squeaky clean. tuna and rice, 2 hours in the gym every day.
>>
>>144211819
>>144211823
*lions
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJAWLfdkapQ
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>>144211018
>“People don’t realise you’re in the gym two hours a day, you’re carb loading, all you eat is tuna and rice.”
>be profesional full time athlete
>dont look like this
>get delisted and have to get a job and play local footy
>look like this >>144211823
hmmmm
>>
>>144211823
bucks looked like this in his prime
>>
Quentin narkle is still on an afl list?
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>>144211858
he's sparklin tonight unna
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>At top speed, Harley Reid and Nick Daicos couldn't be stopped
>Introducing the 2024 NAB Goal of the Year finalists

le run and bounce goal from 50 wins over skillful goals from the boundary
>>
>>144211873
Whom's was better?
>>
>>144211877
higgins, treloar just off the top of the head
im sure i could list 20 if given time
>>
>>144211882
>higgins
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
>>
Harley Reid
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>>144211882
Treloar's was not better than Reids, it's just kinda of a weak year honestly.
>>
2 barbeque chickens, 2 family pizzas and a carton of beer
>>
do you guys hate me
>>
>>144211897
Height and weight?
>>
For me, it's Bucky from My Blue Heaven
>>
GIVE ME AN A...
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>>144211823
definitely ran a few cycles
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>>144211856
Sure he did.
>>
...SS (MALE) TO EAT
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>>144211908
nah you're alright ay
>>
>>144211823
This is good genetics. People dont understand how attainable it is to attain this with 10+ exercises only + hard work and diet
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>>144211914
GIVE ME A Q...
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>>144211927
GIVE ME A B...
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back from the rnt lads
had a bit of build up over a few days so when i popped it ended up whacking me right in the face. right on my mouth no less. a bit embarrassing to be honest.
>>
>>144211930
WHAT DOES IT SPELL???
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>>144211935
huh
>>
I think the Cats might completely humiliate port tonight
>>
>chase and status background music on foxfooty
crispo
>>
>>144211914
>>144211927
>>144211930
>>144211939
Fuck off you ban evading cretin
>>
Setting up some hydro in the spare room, 4x1000 watters, room is going to be glowing.
>>
smore than a game
smore than a game
>>
>ask the abbo about the abbo
hmm
>>
why is 'just fell to my knees in x' and 'just saw a bloke fall to his knees in x' appearing in the comment part of every footo article now?
>>
>>144211941
thinking the same

cats are down to $3.03 since i made this bet
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>>144211720
fucking yes cunt just got home then
fucking had some bansb on the wifi I had to clear out didn't i
>>
Geelong are winning this
>>
Anyone else wanna see Ken win because it would be kinda funny?
>>
tom stewie undies
>>
>>144211960
modern music just doesn't hit like the metal of the 70's,80's and 90's.
>>
>>144211956
>ban evading just to make these worthless shitposts
>>
>>144211941
>>144211954
>>144211964
give it up lads. i know we're all excited for finals to start but we're getting a slurping game with a clear winner by half time
>>
>>144211966
yeah but not with poort
>>
@144211956
FAT RC
KFC
OBESITY
WHO FATTEST
FAT RC
FATTER THAN DA REST!

FAT RC
MACCY D'S
REAL NAME BRADY
WHO FATTEST
FAT RC
FATTER THAN DA REST!
>>
>>144211973
i think port can make a game of it
>>
>google image search afl
>all the profile shots of players are african
???
>>
>>144211966
i want him to win in case there is any truth at all to the iggs being interested in him for head coach. if they go straight sets again you think he is out the door.
>>
Willie Rioli is the key to everything
>>
>still using google
>2024
ngmi
>>
>>144211988
there isn't a door or window he can't bypass
>>
>>144211982
Wtf, i just did this and thought the same thing
>>
>>144211973
You clearly didn't see Holmes hyping the teaming up in the rooms. Port are fucked
>>
@144211992
celebrate by necking yourself brady
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>>144211992
just shut the fuck up
>>
honing on 30k calories today as well fatguts
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>>144211992
you'll make it mate just like essendon made 20 years without winning a final
big milestone year for you and the club
>>
>>144211988
except clean piss
>>144211992
sounds like something a bf poster would be proud of.
>>
>>144211982
Wtf what's actually the explanation for this? Even complete no names
>>
Blicavs has to have a big game if geelong want any chance of winning imo
>>
>>144212007
The algorithm.
>>
>>144212007
dei
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>>144207497
>cfmeu on the ropes
>shorten retires
hmmm
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>>144212007
humiliation ritual
>>
okay spastics lets prevent fatguts from ever reaching 30k posts
bradyposting and fat rc songposting needs to be at an all time high
>>
Whos the bald faggot ranga
>>
if hes bald how can he be a ranga as well
>>
Who is this jabroni?
>>
>>144212027
Not your personal army faggot
>>
the afl is one of those globalist/new world order/one world government types of organizations that are determinded to turn everything to shit. does it seem like a consipracy theory to you? the tackle is outlawed now. the arc. all the pandering to minority groups. politics etc. now kane cornes is on commentary.

look into it.
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>>144212027
I dont care enough about rc mate
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@144212033
fuck up brady
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hit bullying for 6
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>>144212038
Kane is based
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>>144212038
Fuck off loser
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>>144212038
based convict
>>
Fucking hate this bald ranga. Fuck off cunt
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>>144212040
Not him, shrimply don’t give a poofter’s arse about your poosonality drama
>>
>>144212027
I'm here to talk footy not tripfags.
let him get his sense of accomplishment. who fucken cares hes still a fat loser who makes up shit.
>>
@144212046
trip on brady
>>
LITTLE SPOTFIRES BREAKING OUT EVERYWHERE HERE IN ALF IT IS ON DARCE THESE TWO POSTERS DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER
>>
Same old, same old I see.
>>
Been approved for a 2mil loan gonna buy a brothel.
Thoughts?
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(((they))) have the afl by the balls.
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>>144212005
Essendon have won 6 finals in the Jew era. That's nothing to be ashamed of.
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couple of spring rolls for appetizers before the match and then mains at half time
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>white dude
>Welcome to the country
I thought we voted against this tripe?
>>
the real reality check was last seen Sep 13, 2021
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>>144212059
your either a woman or a gay man or a straight man but not white. probably some sort of asian.
>>
>hits stick
>gibbersh
>>
WELCOME TO COUNTRY CUNTS
>>
>>144212059
will the girls be included or are you going to send me around the world on all expenses paid trip to bring the finest young puss from all corners of the globe to work in your brothel with a healthy finders fee?
>>
did she say "young and free"?
>>
WOULD
>>
straight white do not buy brothels, work in brothels or frequent them. its a degenerate act perpetrated by the lower classes of our society.
>>
>>144212084
Thanks
>>
CARN PORT
>>
Would give chloe one up the bum for that great rendition of the anthem
>>
i dont tun the tv on untuil 740pm so i dont have to see any of the crap you are whingeing about
>>
>>144212081
She better. Changing the anthem was gay as fuck.
>>
>>144212081
Rewinded. One and free.
>>144212083
Pretty big shoulders desu.
>>
lets share discords
>>
imagine how many wives will beat their wives in port adelaide tonight if they lose
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WE COULD LIVE
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
>>
geelong by 40
>>
>>144212097
i'm scared
>>
cringe
>>
>>144212096
Not him, but I don’t mind that
>>
>Port fan cuties in their hot short footy shorts showing off their thighs
And this is why Adelaide can't compete.
>>
WE COULD LIVE
FOR A THOUSAND TARPS
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If a team like port can consistently finish high on the ladder, it just proves that these interstate teams have the greatest advantage in the competition
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>>144212109
josh rachele is pretty cute
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AND YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
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>>144212109
she looked 13 mate
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>never tear us apart
>folds the sanfl team to make a soulless national reserves team
?
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if i was playing i would be fucking knackered already
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>>144212119
>>
>>144212110
you were trooning
to a girl
but you will never
ever
be a woman
>>
why do people hate poort's never tear us apart? if their ferals like it then leave them be
>>
Do we like the piss coloured clock?
>>
never shart out our fart
>>
sports watching is cuck pipeline shit
fucking fat ugly losers worshipping other men good at kicking a ball
im outta here, gonna read a book
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>>144212133
No.
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>>144212133
it's okay
>>
nervous poosh? can your pussy twinks get up for you?
>>
>>144212131
INXS are a band from Sydney, it doesn’t make sense. It’s a soulless cringy gimmick that means nothing
>>
box of shapes and some overpriced piss
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apparently zak butters his bread on both sides if you catch my drift
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>>144212145
i dont actually support geelong you dumb freshcunt
>>
port literally cannot function in finals
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>>144212133
WHY IS IT SO?
>>
only the grand final matters when you think about it
>>
>>144212147
this
freo play acdc before their games which is also bogan but at least there's an actual connection there
>>
Holy riggamoly...
>>
and just like that, port is done for 2024
>>
>>144212157
What about the second semi final?
>>
>>144212150
yes you do
>>
>>144212133
Yes mate it's kino
>>
NEW
>>144212163
>>144212163
>>144212163
>>
port has a lot of beta male players that are just skillful
they can't handle finals pressure
>>
>>144212162
>>144211084
>b-but muh AQB!



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