news>bouldering>3rd test engl vs sri lanka @ oval tomorrowresults>australia defeats scotland in t20i>travis head gets 80 off (25)
Official /cric/ anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
>>144205921scorchies
thunder
>>144206026scorchies will plunder the thunder
Reminder /cric/ a*glo shitters have been mentally disintegrated by the Soul Limbo vocaroo. NEVER posted another dogshit ear-rapingly bad out of tune vocaroo again lmao
Short nigga but my dick tallWhat I told your bitch dogOnly thug nigga down at the PitchforkDirty van bitches wanna suck my dick offPop a Xanny for a penny, get to hit floorRun up in this shit rawI got a girl, I ain't never got no fuckin' condomsIf she caught me, then that bitch would be pissed off
silently suffering
>>144207453sameAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144207453It's OK mate you'll probably crack v5 one day (you wont)
Yank Flags Eternally In
Overappreciated in my time
Bouldering (L E E D S) later
Cold Mornings Dark Nights ahead di lads
>>144205921
>cricket thread>not a single post relating to cricketnever change /cric/, you fucking retards
I actually prefer York in winter Doesn't suit summer because it's too inland
didn't ask
>war on drugs and the national going on tour together dire
might buy a new putter tomorrow
>>144211082gay
fellas, is it gay to lower your score?
Wouldn't play golf if you paid me
>>144211188Go climb a rock or somethingKek
Black Dog (2024)
Mad how the ICC are in such fear of Bazball they have to make up stupid rules to try and keep us out of the test world championship final
watch a decent film just about frequently enough (~20% of the time) to keep me going to the cinema
Wouldn't go to the cinema if you paid me
As soon as autumn hits cold blooded boomer women insist on compensating indoors by having the heating turned up to like 22 degrees Ridiculously warm I always tell the receptionist to turn it down to 18 but apparently they always ask for it to be cranked up again
they can just wear a jumper in office I can't take clothes off
would go to the cinema if you paid meplease hoyts, event. village, and readingi'm a lonely neet and my only social interaction is here
>>144211281>>144211287>ynr that whole "office air conditioning is sexist" debacle" from a few years back
man benee covered herself in retarded tattoos in record time. Sad!
might have to say the heat is affecting my mental and physical health and wfh constantly altho I'm kind of on the fence about wfh
>>144211328Sounds like you need a trusty portable AC my good friend
>>144211354don't they cost £566
I suppose black dog is a good film if you like dogs and atmospheric settings you don't see on film much A bit like a good version of John wick
>>144211281Is the receptionist fit?
>>144211516no but Steven May
>>144211328The key to wfh being as comfy as possible is to ensure you have an active social life in the evenings, after work (I don't do this)Have you not faced any push to get back in the office?>>144211377Got my second payout from the missed flight this morningKaren chads we just can't stop winning
Have to pay £150 for the wedding this weekend, to cover the cost of hotel and foodI thought the couple usually took care of that for the wedding party, but apparently notWonder what the minimum gift I can get away with as best man is, given I'm already paying for that - probably still £75, unfortunately
Kinda strange how when a lot of people reach a certain age they decide they can't wear a backpack with both straps as that is too "childish"They must only use one strap with their hand cooly in their packet as they have to use unnecessary effort to keep their unwieldy backpack from waving around Proud double strapper me
>>144211126Putter isn't your problem
>>144211577You're just making shit up mate
>>144211516noNot Venezuelan
>>144211608Grim, your employer needs to sort out its receptionist hiring policy ASAPPurpose should be to make all decision makers (usually men) from other organisations slightly aroused upon arrival, so they're more likely to act favourably towards your organisationThat's just Business 101
there was a fit Indian receptionist but she works in the office now don't think she's in today
>>144211567what office constantly?no. We just do 3 in office and 2 at home and that's company policy and it won't change. Although I do more than 2 at home on average because my boss tells me to wfh when ever he's not in which is nice
>>144211654Ahh I thought you were another perma """w"""fh chad like me, which surprised me because I thought pretty much everybody had abandoned that by now
Wonder if it's common for kids to be born and raised in flats nowadaysWhen I was a bairn everybody grew up in a house, but it's a different world now
stopped finding women fit recently desudon't find men fit either - just saying after a certain age you stop caring
So easy to trigger a*glo shitters, forever grateful to Saurav Ganguly for showing what thin-skinned hypocrites they really are
>>144211704You've lost your mojoSounds like you're a perfect candidate for some unlicensed ED meds
a greggs opened up nearby but the prices are higher (£1.55 for sausage roll vs £1.25 at other branches. this one opened at a petrol station so maybe there's a "premium") and the staff are pajeets. even in london the staff are white dinner ladies.
>>144211598no I'm notit's a real phenomenon among the casual/worker backpack wearer
>Mongolia collapsed for 10 all-out against Singapore, equalling the lowest score in a men's T20Igengisbros....
you fellas been keeping up with jeff?>>>/an/4866114
>>144212037disgusting rat animal wish i could punt it in the canal
>>144212037cannot abide people who overempathise/project onto animals
>>144211241mmmMMMWAAAHHH
Hankering for it
overempathise isn't a word you fucking retarded spastic
Did you understand what it meant? Then it's a word.
Adjectiveoverempathic (comparative more overempathic, superlative most overempathic)1. Excessively empathic.
Dad's dog died :'(
I recall that it's around 8 year old is the time you get told that nouns are not verbs, verbs are not adverbs, adjectives are not nouns.
Apparently it's around 6 years old when the cancer starts to invade a dog's body like an unstoppable rebel force, and you have to have him put down
don't overempathise too much
In based Leeds>>144215158Unfortunate age. Normally it's older
>>144214831rest in peace, good boy
run off to the leeds reddit sofa gym to statpad after getting heemed by v6 again I see
>>144215224Yeah don't think I'd have minded too much if he went at a normal age, but quite sad when he only got halfway. Dad won't have been expecting it and now he'll probably be depressed for months again
>>144215268City Bloc is opposite of sofa gymI don't even go to the sofa gym anymore
>>144215276Mums dog is six fuu
Can we have a /cric/ film night to watch Black Dog (2024)
It's not boring and foreign The two hours goes quickly
>>144215323Sure s/he'll be right for another few years yet at least, just bad luck if they go earlier than 10 really
>>144215013seethe on little boyyou got humiliated
Can't say I cared much about pets dying after the age of 15 or something You know they're going to be dead within a few years once they get to a certain age so hardly like it's a surprise
>>144215895classic underempathiser
>>144215158having a vet put him down would be too pricey for bard, he'd bludgeon it with his laptop
>>144215964Don't think I'd do that desuWould let it die naturally, no doubt in considerable pain and suffering, and justify to myself that it's better this way somehowAlmost certainly wouldn't get a pet to begin with though, far too pricey
A truly thrifty man would eat it before the cancer spread too much and ruined the cuts
A truly thrifty man might but not a truly thrifty vegetarian man
There's small bug parts everywhere in food ie. MEAT ergo vegetarians don't exist.
>>144216454hmm think our regular dictionary checker might have something to say about those "words"
poo
My brothers in /cric/ how are we today t. /hoc/
simply not possible to make friends after 26 unless you had a big crew at uni and live near those people after - otherwise you just drift apart>bro just put yourself out there lmao>like just join clubs, hobbies & events lolyeah except most people there already have friends and aren’t looking to make new ones
>>144216823Need to get a real hobby. Men bond shoulder to shoulder ie. doing activities together sitting down at a table is what women do just because it's in a pub doesn't mean it's any different
Normal colour poo todayNo more upper GI bleed ladsI'm recovering Night 3 tonight
don't think zachy has any bouldering buddies so that's debunked
Swear that new meme album magdalena bay album is full of fillerLeaves Turn Inside you it aint
>>144216978You're wrong
KEK look at that neeky fukin nerd on the left isn't he supposed to be all cool and badass or something LMAO imma take his lunch money
Wrote a song in honour of my dad's dead doghttps://voca.ro/13SmAukSH57Z
>>144217305there isa dogin new orleans
>>144217344There's probably several, at the very least
>>144217068the bloke who was holding the camera when you neekily said 'y-you got that?' after doing a v3? doesn't count I'm afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T0cRt8efsQ
Is a bent homosexual straight?
get off my vent or I'll have you bent
City Bloc is the test cricket of bouldering gyms
completely pointless in current year and only of interest to out of touch boomers?
Loving this ache
>>144218020One for the puristsAll the younger gyms in Leeds suck in comparison
THROUGH THE EARLY MORNING SUNI CAN SEE HERHERE SHE COOOOOOOMESSHE BANGS THE DRUUUUUUMS
so nobodys told zachary yet that bouldering is the crossfit of gen z?
@zachariah bouldering is the crossfit of gen z
>>144218274Crossfit is dire just isn't relevant
>>144218312t. gen alpha talking about bouldering in 12 years
>>144218337climbing is as primal as running or swimming. CrossFit is like failed gym fad for people who couldn't be arsed to load a bar, can't even remember what it is desu
didn't crossfit get cancelled after that guy drowned in their games and the "lifeguards" weren't even watching and just looking at the finish line or something and nobody noticed
climbing is as primal as running or swimming. bouldering is like failed climb fad for people who couldn't be arsed to go outside and reach the peak of actual cliffs or mountains, nobody will even remember what it was desu
>>144211750St. Ives, Anon?
might get drunk tomorrow
>>144218544indoor climbing is still climbing
and it's not called bouldering because its indoorsbouldering exists outdoors
Haven’t posted here in a few days. Thought of going to his next test but suspect it will be rained off.I will be killing myself in the next couple of weeks so it would be my last.
Might take up an interest in British small mines
Got a hobby, don't have an interest Maybe that's the one
Northants aren’t streaming their qf t20 match. Bullshit and k don’t have sky so no cricket.
>>144218811tomorrow will be night 4 for me
It’s up, and it will trigger the usual poofs on that general>>144219195>>144219195>>144219195
Just got home Another evening nicely dealt with
Don't think Thomas hardy is my bag. Partly because I'm too thick, but also because he's not my bag
>>144219466don't think he's acted in anything decent for like a decade now
>>144219475forgot they had the same name
>>144219475The Kinoriders (2023)
>>144219698Absolutely dire His performance was actually the highlight tho
>>144218975Don't kill yourself you silly sodJust go on holiday to Peru if you need a change>>144219122Counties aren't allowed to stream the match if it's being shown by Sky, none of them would do it
>>144219475>>144219698he's been in good films but not sure I'd describe any of them as kino. heard good things about tinker tailor but not bothered with it yet
Locke (2013)
sucks
Glum and frustrated
broken, beat & scarred
shame about them
>>144216823Naked truth
So now we throw cards in and face itMore sure than I've ever beenI'm not worried about the failingsOf all the past lives we set inAnd now I hold you to this questionAnd dare both of us to beAll that it could have been before nowWhen the knowing gave us leave
I have 11 mates Made 2 after uni
>that flag Wait maybe 12
The Dire /cric/ket General (2024)
>>144221114last friend I had was in primary school
Honestly want to take the day off tomorrow i'm so glum and frustrated
>>144221192kek this is me but unironically (ktimbu)
Even if you get a gf what the fuck are you going to do without a social circle?
always wondered that desulike how would it work? do most gfs always side eye your phone?would be a bit awkward to see all my whatsapp chats are the family groups
>>144221539don't even look at my whatsapp because I don't message anyone memy parents are too boomer for that and would just use regular texts, but they barely message either
>>144221528Your gf just creates a new social circle for you with her friends and your partners, duhLost most of my friends to that
I hope Sri Lanka wins the final matchhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>144222037didn't she expect you to have a social circle too though? wouldn't you introduce her to your friends - if you had some
>>144222197She might, but if you manage to start a relationship with her when you're friendless then instead of dumping you when she finds out, she'll probably just see you as a fun project to fix, and normify you slowly
>>144222256>>144222197if I ever bother telling a girl that I have no friends or social circle they usually just go through some weird mental process of trying to comprehend such a thing and failingthey actually cannot imagine it.
>baltic dream crush has a bf>curly haired crush has a bf>sexy milf stopped coming because i stopped going to the session to play elsewhereIt's all so tiresome
alchy locks
any cricket happening this decade?
i now remembered Lance Kluseneryou now remember Lance Klusener
justwokeupla/telescopela, u in moite¿
Yes but I'm just unwaking up
Sleeping a lot tonight but waking up a lot tooAching from the ol 'dering
>>144215287is that because it's sofar iykwim haha
>>144215921underempathise isn't a word you fucking retarded spastic
VKM
Scarborough
bay of plenty vs manawatu30 bings
>>144233543don't think either of those teams play test cricket
Tesco meal deal includes a regular coffee Been taking large for a month
Imagine kissing the Canadian actress Sarah Lynn Gadon
do enjoy Daniels Facebook stories
>>144233660Vettori?
>>144233622>Imagine kissing the Canadian actress Sarah Lynn GadonHNNNNGGGG
Post bouldering muscle/tendon ache is like being in bed with a loverYou don't mind it disrupting your sleep a bit
5 hours of toil left It's over
>>144233611Don't think I've ever bought a meal dealSometimes bought multiple components of it, whereby the shopkeeper said I could get a packet of crisps or something for free, but I said "no". Because I didn't want a packet of crisps.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5njmgmvq7oSomething tells me it wasn't cricket the Italians wanted to ban here................
>>144233611have you ever had a $150 pie and coke special?
>>144234041they are grim in general but I rate grahams yoghurt for the snack (25 grams of protein in a yoghurt!!) and I can just about stomach a chicken wrapbasically just get one for the cheap coffee
>>144234161better be a damn good pie
In an office
>>144234161two words: supply and demand
>>144234183if you're fast enough you can get a creampie iykwim haha
i don'tdo they sell out pretty quick?wouldn't have picked that, doesn't seem like it would go well with coke
creampies don't go well with coke but they go well with cock iykwim haha
Had a Thai massage earlier
what's his name
fucking gottem lmao
>>144234201in my home office
Convinced 20mm max hangs would be of benefit to a finger spinner
>>144234413No one in here knows or cares what that means
20mm max hangs are of benefits to faggots who give out hand jobs to strange men on Friday nights
I am comprised of solid muscle
2.5 hours of toil to go
what happens after that
meth mostly
>>144234509Drinking with work
If you know what I mean, iykwim.
>>144234551idkwym haha iykwim haha
One eye on the boundary, one eye on the pub
Just brushed some mormon chads offNormally chat to them but in a rush
Why doesn't zachy just shave it all off at this point? It's just sad
ol toothpick arms gets a half day because typing that long is too much
Feel like i aged 10 years yesterday
Mad how Josh Hull is over 200cm tall and yet, here he is playing cricket.
>>144234740Source? Got loads of hair >>144234767You can't do 10 pull ups bingo wings don't even deny it
Half an hour of toil to go
yes yes, he has a job and simply doesn't work 'neek hours'that's why he's out for bouldering at 3pm even though he supposedly starts said """"""work"""""" at 9am
Looking very grey today but only a chance of rain apparently. Suspect there’ll be at least a day lost of rain
never been a fan of 'neek' replacing 'neet'. it's /cric/ shite like 'fuck up'.
>>144235090
>7/0 after 3 oversnot bazzing it
Have a feeling England won't even break 100. NOT good conditions for batting.
Ol bingo wings wears a hoodie in September
CAWM ON ENGALND SCORE SEOMF AWKING RUNS
Batter Runs Balls SRDan Lawrence* 0 10 0.0Ben Duckett 21 24 87.5interesting strat ladsthe anchor and the carry dota style
DEAD SPORTDEAD BOARDDEAD WEBSITEITS OGRE
Any serial singletons in?
>>144235125Should always bat when you get the toss, reckon England will be out for a low total but more due to the usual throwing wickets away style batting from the likes of Duckers.
Don't think this Dan Lawrence chap quite fits the Bazball mould
>>144235359Yh never make big scores, that’s why I always play in the lower order
GONE GOTTEMvery sad for milf hunter
marinating a gimmick in me head. not quite ready for primetime eyequeem x
>RR not even 5why does Ollie Pope hate bazball so much?
I'm a thought leader. You're a bouldering faggot
didn't even realise there was a 3rd test
Lawrence has done more for Crawley’s career this summer than Creepy himself!
what we drinking tonight?
Tears of lonliness
>12:20pm>summertime>going off for bad light
Just bought a sizable hiroshige print with a nice frame for £25 in Oxfam, for the ol three story townhouse Quite the bargain I would say Would never buy art in actual art shop rip off
>>144235860Designer ciders di lad Surprise summers day today
Cook is an utter brainlet
>>144235956was a complete hand-eye merchantwalking wicket at 30
>>144235860don't drink since my health scare.
Rachel McAdams in the Notebook. Phwoar
>>144236086ryan gosling in the notebook is literally me
>>144234603north american oirish "pubs" are grim
>rob key: oh p*kshitstan is SUCH a great country>we just can't go out of our hotel and see it because weight get our heads blown off by the locals>such a great country thougha*glo shitters are something else
in donedon today and it actually is really bad light here. miserable day desu.. and they say the north is grim
3 hrs toil then off to spoons
the north has become grim since certain bedsit dwelling man moved there
it's not a bedsit because the living area and bedroom aren't the same space
Today I hanged a hiroshige wood print in my bedroom, and when I did this I didn't hang it in my living space at the same time. Get it?
can hear loud malding sounds emanating from a bedsit up north
ok ol bingo '2+2=5' wings
zachy 'v2+v2=v5' bowen
I think the bingo wings joke gets a bit tired after the 300th post
sound effect of zachy typing up his latest copehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFkQq6HRTI
Fat neek clique obsessing again
really is a bit of a gay fucking island you got over there
>>144237152horrific this wekeutterly horrificgrim afnot sure we had even 2 hours of sunshine just grey grey grey
Can't even take my mind off the existentianal lonely dread at work
>>144237152been very sunny today here
>>144237207https://www.the-font.co.uk/boroughWhen we meeting here?
>>144237038>iykwim haha
>>144237245>and craft beer
>>144237245utterly bizarre thisi'm not going to borough that's for sure lol
>>144237225yeah 25C scorcher here corr absolutely melting
>>144237293fair enough fat neek
>>144237342prohject on
how would you rank the best test sides over the last decade?obviously australia are 1, then india and england, but after those?
>>144237366based
>>144237366does it really mattercricket isn't a real sport
Grey trackies
>2/23uhh b-bros it's a bit foogy, better call this one off
mad that this website tried to meme steely dan into being good when they actually suck shit
>>144237548they'll need a lighthouse to get back to the dressing room
as usual it takes the west australians to win the match when the other states fail
Popping out for a few jars
>>144237661what are you going to put in them
>Referencing the original ‘Black Friday’, Steely Dan’s song tells the tale of a fictional, unscrupulous speculator who makes his fortune in the American gold market before fleeing to Australia to live off his profits, settling in Muswellbrook, New South Wales. >Even though Becker and Fagen had never been to Muswellbrook, they did a good job at utilising some classic Australian stereotypes, which is reflected in the genius line, “Nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos”no wonder the pozztralian is seething kek
15 degrees max York on Monday Surely the last day of designer cider weather for the year
Corr
imagine living in the cultural void that is australia
>>144237681up my arse
Didn’t realise it was back on.
>>144237934anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>144237994new zealand
he (toothpick arms) uses neek every 3rd postdefinitely projecting
>>144237698nothing wrong with feeding kangaroos, they cute.
saying a prayer for Simi. May he survive this ordealhttps://www.rte.ie/sport/cricket/2024/0905/1468567-ireland-cricketer-singh-has-life-threatening-illness/
le repeaterer of same post man is even more dire than zachy
he's called micksperg
I think Duckett is bored and/or hates Kumara
GONE GOTTEM
>>144238175Wrong. Mong.
Now he’s gone. Retarded shot.
>>144238235>should I play defensive and chip away to my hundred>no, I shall go full retardDuckett is a muppet.
Why doesn't Duckett, the shortest of the batsmen, not simply nugget out a century?
>>144238146fuck yeah I hate kamala too! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
>>144238141I was referring to the UK flag who goes on about bingo wings and bard btfoing britjeet's cousins lies and bedsit and pie and chips and stuff non-stoppossibly just micksperg on a proxy though
>>144238141>>144238352rent free
>gayvier shartlettfor fucking real, is cricket australia running some scam contiki tour for deadshits who can't play cricket?
reminder ol bingo wings cant do 10 pull upspumped out by 8th max
Is it possible to make Pops think every cricket ground is the Oval?
>>144238475Depends, who is Jake Fraser-McGurk?
going outside to smoke a fag (a homosexual male)
>>144238564and by smoke, I mean perform oral sex upon.
>>144238589and by perform oral sex upon I mean smoke
right, I'm back.
>richie benaud has diedRIP
>>144238505seething because you'll never have guns like mine lil toothpick boy lmao
>>144238764>no sticky
My arms are massive
>guns like mine ol toothpick boy
Haven't really been following the cric this summerWhat happened to Zak Crawley ? Dont know why i keep seeing Lawrence on the scorecard better off seeing Rory Burns ffs
The traitor, Joe Root
sitting in a pub chatting has nothing on bouldering
lots of disgusting tattoos around this table
>my toothpick meme is still goingkek I really shouldn't have destroyed him that badly
>>144238893Zacky was injured in the blundred and they’ve called-up Lawrence to replace him due to having been a specialist drinks carried for a while.
why are>we playing cricket at 3am
They should stick my body in the swansea museum of physical science as an exhibit
yeah cos of how thin you are
you gone past v6 yet yeah zachy mate? you said 2 more weeks like a month ago
>>144239676gonna fluke one soonand will be climbing loads not long after
STOP REPEATING YOURSELVESONLY ORIGINAL POSTS FROM NOW ON
>letting shitglis get a century>letting marcus "I'm an allrounder because I'm fucking shit at everything" wognis get 4 wicketscripes I am done.
>>144239700>>>/r9k/
consequences for cricket?
BEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
>>144239752>imagecry harder, fucking losers
not reading all that
what we drinking
Pope has never gotten two centuries in a season before kek.
>>144239858Designer cider di lad
Chatting breeze again after 4 pints Some things never changeAt least I look great naked
>>144239217Damn thats a shame. Ok thanks
Yorkshires can never understand why someone from Sussex would move to YorkThe grass is always greener on the other side
>>144239858I'm teetotal for life mate (since 3-4 days ago).
>>144240206Don't recall asking
Imagine if /cric/ had r9k mode there'd be no posts for days
i got a bunch of tiny rebel cans todaypresent from me brother
we're a teetotal general and have been for a whilethere's like 2 drinkers on here that always talk to each other but that's it
>>144240212you asked on 06/09/2024 at 18:00 (and 40 seconds)
gottem
>Just 44 overs bowled
yet neither of the two teetotalers have climbed v4 indoors so their opinion is irrelevant
Can't believe how alone I am Elaborate practical joke at this pointI won't give in
It's a vast scheme An all encompassing prank Haha, very funny
>2 teetotalersno, 2 drinkersmost people here are teetotalers. and anyone with a tiny bit of upper body strength (no, you don't get that from beers) can do v4 lol
>>144240752You and your ecosystem of a bellybutton absolutely disgust me
>>144240752There was a couple casual drinkers I think2 alcies (aussie neet and myself but I have become teetotal now since my health scare)there's the guy who binge drinks on Friday night and hopes he dies too but not sure if he's in the first
@zachydraper in the tennisyou watching? can he win?
Not a fucking chance
>>144240840no im here and still trying to drink myself to death. on my 5th beer so far
>>144240904WHY NOT
>>144240803angry drunkposting on friday night again I see
@zachyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k4SZ-DsF1M&ab_channel=Sgoriowelsh anthem about to start
>>144241207@turkbro you watching wales vs turkey tonight
>>144241225it's just a persona mate
Ollie Pope 103 103 100.0whajt a guyt PERFECT
>>144241207he's not welsh, just likes to larp
You wrinkly fat Anglo cunt slobs make me feel physically ill with your very presence Can't believe I have to live with you all. I die a little more inside every single day
This is literally me
it do look a bit like you
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5njmgmvq7ohopefully reform follows in their footsteps
The Hundred and the pee20 leagues have effectively banned cricket
ah yes, Friday night cric sesh
fanny icks everywhere
My phisique is a triumph of the will
watching draperhe'd fucking destroy you zachyat tennis
moar liek triumph of the ick innit haha
me¿ a humble r7
Why does keir stamer look so red, swollen and wrinkly? I know anglos generally don't have a good track record at not looking old before their time but he genuinely looks offensive
imagine lacking adequate melanin do you even Earth niqqaaaaammmoirite hahaa
>>144243762MaybeHe will never catch me at climbing though
Nobody will catch me at overhang from now on
Listening to English teacher Love LeedsHate Donedon
Ben duckett and Ollie Pope. Anglos forever. Brings a tear to my eye. Thank you
thinking yfoegs (yank flags out except gadon spammer)
Ben duckett and olly Pope are the two ugliest men I have ever seen in my life Reminder literally 6/10 in bongland
>>144244443tabla x
>>144244377she's such a hack lmoa
All anglos should be arrested Ben and ollys pasty mugs are a genuine threat to world peace
later criccy x
Bard be like im so sad and lonely Why doesn't the Anglo look out of for meThe Anglo isn't a sentient being. They have literally zero soul
DEFEND IRISH NEUTRALITY
WILMA'S RAAAAAAAAINBOOOW OFPEACEFUL COOOOOOOLORSRICHEST JUNK DEALER
mental how drunk zachy is even more unfunny than sober zachy
Reminder>>144240904
I'm so tiredWhere can I lay my head?I'll just close my eyesHope I wake up deadDon't want to live without youDon't leave me out here to die
>Labrinth & Zendaya - I'm Tired (From “Euphoria” An HBO Original Series – Lyric Video)
All women should be arrested
>>144245575prisons are already overcrowded bloody hellpretty sure there's only like 2 female prisons in the country
Why the fuck did poor people vote for keir starmerHe's literally a big, red, wrinkly freak and he's betraying them nowGenuinely hope keir starmer dies of the worst cancer known to man
>why did dumb gullible a*glo shitters vote for a liberal facist disguised as a posh tosser Because you tossers didn't deserve Him
>zachy self reply hours
Woken are unfortunately, completely retardedThat's why the world is completely finished Next time organisms will have a proper chance to breed with species who aren't completely brain dead
>>144243754>iykwim haha
>>144246062what's (specifically) brought this on then mate? just got dumped?
Z
Bouldering has restored in me a childike wonder I never could have preddicted was possible
Russia Ukraine will lead to endless escalation Russia will bomb Germany Then they they launch an offensive from six fronts
>this is what propagandists actually believe
>propgandistsyou can just say redditors
This is kino
for me it's White Dog iykwim hahahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=XZrVeDWZ8gE
>>144242638MEDoxxed Oops
I am the chosen one
Unironically didn't get too drunk tonight Didn't embarrass myself
>>144245062mental how your stomach is revolting and you never leave your laptop LOL
>>144247963which you'd choose to fuck off iykwim haha
Need all anglos out of business
I paid 43 quid for a round tonight That is obscene At least nobody has any right to call me drunk paying that kind of money They can call be silent forever
Lucky my grandfather is minted or I'd be out on the streets you know what I mean
I'm wealthier than certain man's grandfather. I'm probably wealthier than his whole blood line combined all the way back to Adam
https://youtu.be/YNkbgumvYyA?si=XrKMcDVeozX9sTGIQuite like this songBut maybe because they are from Leeds the home of Bouldering and not donedon
>>144251399>Richer than my grandfather Is that even possible? Fair play if you are
Really want to go bouldering tomorrow Just got a small matter of tennis toil to navigate first
I love bouldering
I reckon 7a overhang will fall this year
Guyana needs to have its own teams desu
>Guyana needs to have its own teams desu
More like black kino A modern triumph A rare gem
Swear image is magdalena bays only good song Unwound they ain't
Guyanese battersperson here
Industry plant bay are better than Dua lipa I'll give them that
I see zachy has had a really exciting night by himself
the freethinker's shilling the Mercury Prize winners now lol
Top of zachys head is just embarrassing
£11.50 for a long island £7 for koppaberg last night in nathan barley land FUCK ME
paid $18 for a beer tonight, it was pretty good so I had another one
Like that saying goes "drink it like you stole it"
kia ora kiwibros
I TOLD THEM
told them what
>>144249838>>144250283dumb alchy
>broady late for sky sports due to train
>>144258863>£8.50 for a beer*crosses off nz as a holiday destination*
Based beer price filtering out the povos and plebs
bazball will ruin harry brook
>>144259831more for me (chloe hand-holding & smooches)
>>144258436yeah because theyre from Leedsonly reason I am
I don't think they're as derivative of black country, New road as people make out.
rustling up some hot dogs for me lunch
abrewin'....bigly
Got ID'd in Tesco Welsh truly doesn't crack
sure mate and then a couple of zoomers came up to you as well right?
...yh..happens all the time, pally
>takes pride in larping as a leeds lad>takes pride in larping as a welsh lad>takes no pride in being from sussexsad
PewDiePie even does 20mm max hangs Internet savvy innit Can't teach it
HAPPY GANESH CHATHURTHI EVERYONEWELL WISHES AND MODAKS FOR ALL
>>144260631The Sussex coast will always be home My final resting place as I move from this mortal coil to be dispersed into the next
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFF
NOT OUT GO BACK STAY STAYINGGET BACK
based brook learning how to play propa cricket
hartley pits
thinking about him this weekendhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725708070425584.webm
sri lanka wont make 100 on this pitch calling it now
>>144260938Pope has so can’t be that bad
Wonder what certain man would make of a Taylor Swift '''song''' being used as a soundtrack to a Pakistani cricket montage F
Peter oborne is my tarq spirit animal>Woke on Iraq >Name begins with o' so not anglo scum
>>144260998MEOW
https://youtu.be/CGeULGdOWiI?si=_b08kvhtRdDrzGut >Writes one of the greatest books on cricket ever >Meanwhile btfos neocons
Reckon I would beat britjeet at tennis 6-1 6-3If I was hungover and had had 1 hours sleep Otherwise double bagel
Never seen Woakes bat well absolute utter shitter in my book
It will be Pakistan in straights Would make that fat boy run trust me
what shall i drink today zachy
Designer cider
might as well just declare if they are going to play like fucking brainlets
dear oh dear! what an incredibly embarrassing collapse this is!
here he is
Can imagine me like turning 34 and some Ukrainian gymnast gold digger being like he sounds poshThen we will produce Welsh/Ukrainian climbing super children
fuuckin hell
a collapse for the ages
My post history can remain our little secret.....
>>144260735JAI JAI GANESHJI
Personally I don't watch cricket now that God foresaken boundary rope was invented. Just not cricket.
Fields of athenry is simply an amazing song
Have no interest in this series since Joe root umpballed his way to another '''''hundred'''''He's still on 32
it's no basketball shoes
Wait I mean 33Although the original post was reasonable margin for error
>>144261245Good tuneThe love version is better though and the recording for some reason loses a lot of the melody. Isaac in that shadow plaid hoodieCorrr
Lads is losing 6 wickets for 60 a good thing?
just remembered pozzies losing 10 for 60 lmaooo
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
But she understands me Looks at me wide eyed like she's found god again
Daily reminder you are early
>having to bowl one over before lunchRIDICULOUS
>>144261373
>>144261376test cricket needs a bloody good rethink
Anyone know which team holds the Gavaskar-border trophy?
>test cricket is so good there's about 12 people watching it
Corr lads just saw grape tree sell 400g salted macadamia nuts for £4.99 and 1kg unsalted for £8.99wdf how they get them so cheap, most places 3x the price
>>144261396no but Steven May
BRISTOL INCIDENT MENTIONED
Yeyw well thats what they said about buying property blocks in Hove in the 1980s
should i drink beer, wine or rum today
and that's all she wrote for this edition of /cric/tune in next time
I enjoy bristol Find it atmosphericEveryone there is lovely
>this fieldwew
>>144261465shithole but most people people stick to the waterfront and the high street and the suspension bridge/clifton
>>144261521-so they don't notice
Utterly bored just want to go home and sleep
Bristol's not that bad manNot like you get decapitated as soon you venture from the river I don't think I would move there because I have an old soul and York has been good to me But like if I was forced to move somewhere elseIt would maybe be bristol
UTTERLY FRIED YOU ARE MATE
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