birds and cheese later
FUCK THE EAGLES
Gonna be a zesty superb owl this year.
Just took a lumpy, stinky Lamar Jackson
I'm starting to like the Packers bros. Who would've thought that one of the most storied and traditional franchise would transform into the zoomer brigade?
>>144239278picture unrelated
>>144239284I Am becoming a Bengals fan
>>144239284they are the chosen ones
>>144239284Is Love the real deal lads?
>>144239284I'm looking forward to seeing how Jeff Hafley's defense performs. Apparently he's aggressive and will have the defense playing physical so that'll be interesting.
I'm thinking about asking this girl in my class to beat the fuck out of me for 50 bucks, thoughts?
>>144239304Lol no, half a good season beating up the cellar dweller bears and Vikings isn't impressive. Also game losing pick in his biggest game is choke artist territory
>>144239305I'm excited to see how the DL looks in a 4-3 this year. It seems to fit them a lot better with players like Gary, Clark, and Van Ness
>black qbs
>>144239284>records show that both teams have played 16 games>yet they are still playing another gameFuck off with your AI bullshit.
>>144239280if the league finds out between now and the end of the regular season they will award it an mvp
>>144239284>>144239301>>144239304>>144239305I have been watching the Packers since the early 80s and have never been more excited about a football season. I've never seen a team better set for long term success than this year's Packers. I can't wait to see what happens. GPG!!!
>>144239304don't think he is Rodgers, or Favre, but he might be good enough in that clown ass division
which is more embarrassing: out indefinitely for mono or chlamydia
>>144239339He beat the Chiefs, Lions, and Cowboys as well then played the 49ers close until that retarded throw at the end of the game. If anything, you should say he jobbed to the shitty teams he played and could only put up a fight against the best for some reason.
Lameme Runningblackson fucking SUCKS
>>144239339Keep sleeping
>>144239355Anon… Let’s start by introducing you to a man named Roger Goodell.
>>144239377that's a troll account bozo
>>144239380literally one (1) joke
>>144239373Sleep tight
>>144239392Yes and his name is Lamar Jackon.
Ya seethe?
>>144239420No
i will be making feiljoada for the eagles game, might pick up salt beef later idk
really makes you think
>>144239431>all those books and plantsShow tits.
>>144239392Another joke is how they brought in a big name free agent RB and Meme still had more rush yards lol
>>144239431You have a nice home.
>>144239444that's a tranny
I thought his back foot touched firstThen the pad of his footBefore the toe touched the endDoesn't matter though because I swear the Ravens have lost tons of games by going for 2 in the final seconds and failing
>>144239437Ah. So he's on drugs.
>>144239423Sure ya aren’t lil guy
>>144239431Who keeps books in their kitchen?
>>144239431Ive had Feijoaoada before and its crazy how something look so disgusting be so delicious
>>144239461I'm a Mahomes fan, so no I'm not seething. That's just more fuel for me to troll this general with.
>>144239380he's a very good running back for someone making starting quarterback money
Who keeps books in their bussy?
The Ravens defense are frauds. Bears officially have the best D in the league.
>>144239472Is your family rich, UAEbro?
>>144239470they're cookbooks
Oh my God. Lamar ran the ball
>>144239511For dubai standard yes America i dont know
>>144239470Some people do more in the kitchen besides microwaving tendies
>>144239280>missed opportunity to call it runny
>>144239524Over 2x as many rush yards as their new star RB kek
>>144239509*record scratch*
>>144239522Who the fuck needs 50 cook books? Doesn't looks like a professional kitchen>>144239536I air fry my tendies
>>144239509kinda funny how many people didn't understand how OB works until just last nightkinda sad how many people still don't too though
Who you got winning tonight?
>>144239574my eagles
>>144239524that's what running backs are for
>>144239592They're having a good time
I blame Calvin Johnson.
>>144239574Reffies
>got my work and personal laptop mixed up>accidentally tried to go to /gif/ on my work laptop>firewall blocked itam i going to be in trouble?
>>144239574i dont know i just hope is a defensive gameI have 1,500$ on Total under 58 points
>>144239574brasili am sure most people there won't give any fucks but, it's a big deal for their country even if they don't realize it
>>144239599Damn, I remember this like it was yesterday. Lions fans were fuming.
>>144239592Is this a scene from The Wire?
>>144239574Packers by 35 points
>>144239609I literally watch porn and jerk off during zoom meetings and nobody gives a fuck. You should be fine.
>>144239623Yeah, with the camera off and the mic muted. Coward.
>>144239609based firewall
>>144239609You're fine unless you repeatedly keep trying to go to blocked sites, and unless they're looking for a reason to fire you, they wouldn't look into it anyway
>>144239616Yeah. It's right after one of the white guys gets raped
>>144239609I like to send my team links to my favorite porn videos, or at least I used to until HR told me to stop for some reason.
Why doesn't Colin cowherd take calls from fans. The guy has been talking nonstop for 45 minutes
>>144239609if you actually wanted to visit /gif/ then yeah, you are in enormous troublei mean, you can always get another job, but it's much harder to quit being a degenerate
>>144239657Because he doesn't want to sit through countless deranged opinions from fans that are even dumber than him
>>144239657because taking calls from fans is always a bad ideamost fans are even dumber than the players
>>144239657So no one can challenge his retarded opinions.
>>144239657Fans suck and he knows it
>>144239609If they ask just tell them you were gonna watch tranny porn videos and you'll be fine
MY reffies were on fire last night
>>144239673>Dominicans excel at baseball because it doesn't take a lot of intelligence to play itSeems spot on to me
my degen bettors, what are you taking tonight
i am trying to imagine how many calls Colin would be getting today about changing the stupid, useless, and badly out dated toe-on-the-line rule before next season
>my team lost so they should change the rules
>>144239712>Betting on some sketch third world stadium gameEven I'm not that degenerate
>>144239728Yes. Problem?
>>144239728Razorcakes did it
>>144239693best call they made all night long was the last one>the runners toe hit out of bounds.>it's an incomplete pass.>the game is over.>kansas city has won.[casually jogs off the field]
>>144239728
>>144239728Always been that way, kiddo
>>144239712Eagles 1h -0.5
>>144239767i don't understand why peyton doesn't get more hate for irrevocably fucking up football forever
big dom status?
>>144239728>Bills mafia pleading with authorities for special treatmentlmao
>>144239783uhmmm.... because patriots bad or something. look at his regular season stats though.
>>144239609Nah you're fine. Just start spamming sites so it gets lost in the history. Nobody is watching anyways. Even if you turn your laptop in they're not going to spend hours pouring through your browser history.
>>144239784where do I get this hat?
>>144239783never saw better touch on a 2 yard pass than ol' Peyton
Saquon Barkley is a Philadelphia Eagle
>>144239835Josh Jacobs mogs him tonight
you guys ready for today?
>>144239851I hate AI so much
>>144239862
Nick Sirianni status?
>>144239851AI videos haven't even been mainstream for a year yet. A lot of actors will be out of work in the coming decades.
>>144239854lowest performing starter gets a wig glued to their head and left behind in sao paulo with all their jewelry on
>>144239871Food poisoning from Brazilian cuisine and he shit his pants
>>144239878
>>144239871Fired after week 4
>>144239853is jacobs gonna stop running soft?
>>144239871eating sopa de macaco
>>144239854How hard will the NFL try to keep cameras off of Brazilian "women" to prevent TayTay from getting logged?
>>144239854ready
>>144239895UMA!
>>144239894He's rock hard
>>144239899*moggedkek
>>144239899that won't stop it, I log tay tay every night if you know what I mean (sex)
>>144239251rigged and gay "sport", at least the WWE doesn't pretend it's not.
reminder that gamblers are the lowest tier of addicts
>>144239935Don’t care
>>144239899Mainstream US television can't handle that much bunda
>>144239946Irish influence
>>144239939get over yourself
>>144239378I'll give credit where it's due and say he did well vs the Chiefs and Lions but the way he blew that playoff game was just a deal breaker for me. Also the Cowboys are the perennial jobbers of the NFC playoffs.>>144239384Wake me when he wins a meaningful game
>>144239899>loggedBRO. Are you insinuating that brazilian trannies are going to drop their logs of feces on Taylor? wtf???
>mfw the Phins win the owl
>>144239609Just fuck your head of HR, worked for me for years
>>144239971not my fault you are a zogged out dopamine fried addict with no hope in this world. enjoy being poor.
Rooting for the Eagles tonight.
>>144239939t. irresponsible gambler
>>144239975I fucking hope so>2 "girls" 1 TayTay
>>144239978start your pic related at qb and you'd have a better shot
>>144240003Coward.
>>144239975WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS KEEP TALKING ABOUT TRANNIES
>>144239935>IT WAS HIS TURN!!!!The NFL is pushing Mahommes for a threepeat and perfect season because Brady dared to become an owner.
>>144239659Hey, maybe he filters out the tranny and blacked threads. Leaving him somewhere around 6 threads to jerk off to.
Guys, a black qb ran the ball on television and I'm fucking shattered now. Hold me.
>>144239990What could possibly go wrong?
>>144239972I guess playoff games and games against the defending champ aren't meaningful now.
My Steelers >:^▪
>>144239902Going old school I see
>>144240019kek based nfl erasing faggot brady’s “legacy”
We're so back baby
>>144240041Beat the Chiefs in the post season then it is >DalassWas losing to any team they match up against. Cmon.
for me, its young sheldon. The best sitcom television show since Seinfeld
It's spooky that the Chiefs just beat the best team in the league. Ravens had the most wins and the best ranked defense last season. The rest of the league stands no chance.
>>144240003Coward
jagwires
>>144239574I'm taking the Packers. I think they'll put on quite a show. Can't wait.
>>144240066Ravens lost a lot this offseason, they're not as good as they were last season.
>>144240063So to be clear, the only meaningful win Love could even have this year would be a Super Bowl win, correct
>>144240040Exactly you either get top notch BJs in the work bathroom and carte blanche within the workplace or a new job. Shoot for the moon anon, if you miss you'll land among the stars
>>144240064The seasons where he delves into bdsm and crossdressing were unnecessary if accurate
Nobody wants to coach this team and even if you suck enough to draft a rookie QB, your cap situation is so dire that you won't be able to adequately surround him with talent and compete with the best. Do my Saints have the worst situation in the league?
so I guess all is forgiven??
>>144240103Afraid so
>>144240019They fucked with Brady becoming a minority owner because he's gonna be an announcer on Fox and announcers have to appear "neutral"
>>144240103chicago is worse
>>144240104Yup. Just like with the kneeling, chuds came back
>>144240104Nah, only pussies and women drink that even before the tranny ad
>>144240104Bud Light has always sucked and the all blue cans are gay as fuck. For me it's the cheap light beer of champions, picrel.
>>144240090Your attaching far too much importance to me saying "meaningful game" when you can make a strong case, since there are so few, they are ALL meaningful. He's flat out overrated, Pack have a solid line on both sides, good run game, and defense. He'll never be an MvP and likely never win an owl. Cuz he's propped up by the team.
>>144240103>Super Bowl in New Orleans You better do everything in your power to get a Swiftiebowl for that cap increase
>>144240103it makes me so happy to see your shit team struggle unconditionally after bitching like a hit dog against my rammies all those years agothey saved you from a public humiliation ritual that would have been on full display if your team had gone on to play the bratriots but you cant even thank the rams for that
>>144240019The league is unironically fucking over the Chiefs. The bullshit offensive offside call against the Bills forced them to go on the road in the playoffs. They're the most penalized team (see pic). Their bye is week 6 which is a disvantage, they have to play every day of the week which hasn't been done in 60 years or something. Lastly, they're threatening to suspend Rice for 8 games at bare minimum which is unheard of for a traffic accident.
>>144240104No. To this day I still refuse to buy any Anheuser-Busch products.
>>144240104I'm a Hamm's man. Always have been, always will, and won't ever be a woman.
>>144240133>let Joe Buck and Troy Aikmen call nearly every Cowboys game.
>>144240104It’s okay they have Shane Gillis in commercials now and he’s a freaking epic bro who says retard and gay it’s so awesome
>>144240155>Pack have a solid line on both sides, good run game, and defense.None of this was true last year. Not even close.
>>144240154Miller High Life is available and doesn't taste like poison
>>144240161>How dare you be upset that your team was blatantly screwed out of winning an important game?
>>144240171>anhauser owns almost 90% of all beer brands in the US. even the “imported” ones>LE HECKING CANCEL ANHAUSER BROTHERS!!! QANON WAS RIGHT!!!!
>>144240192SEETHE
>>144240161>they saved you from a public humiliation ritual that would have been on full display if your team had gone on to play the bratriotsAnd what exactly do you call this shit?
>>144240183>not light beer>gives you a gut>buzz makes you drowsy MHL is a meme just because it has a cool name.
>>144240066the chiefs could have easily won that game by three scores too. They had some bad mistakes and played a C+ game.
>>144240176tfw you broadcast all the dirty off the field shit of every player
>>144240163Don't be 12 feet offside. But also they had allowed that to happen it would have been so egregious as to blow up the entire scheme. Toney knew he could cheat, and did it all game, but he got too greedy.
>>144240209>leave the pizza boxes open so pizza gets cold fasterGay retards
>>144240215it really does, i never drinked and i wanted to try just because of the name
>>144240221Doesn't he deny that he's part black?
>>144240215You can just get Miller Light.>>144240226It's the champagne of beers.
>>144240236He can deny it all he wants but everyone knows
>>144240224>he doesn't realize that the wife asked them to open the pizza boxes and get into their sleeping bags so that she could get a cute picture of themdamn that 'za is makin me hungry
>>144240215It's a 40 calorie difference, how many are you drinking?
>>144240250Marketing BS. Miller Light sucks too, it literally tastes like sour corn.
>>144240224Maybe it's for the picture
>>144240271Sneed.
>>144240221>here we have the punterr>WHO PROBABLY RAPED A CHICK EVEN THOUGH ALL CHARGES WERE DROPPED WHEN IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE SEX WAS CONSENSUAL AND THAT HE HAD LEFT THE PARTY 30 MINUTES BEFORE THE RAPE HAPPENED>and a fair catch is calleddudes a snitch
>friend's kid has 4-day school weeksLucky bastard
>>144240265>he doesn't realize that the wife asked for them to open the pizza boxes and get in their sleeping bags some she could fuck DaQuan while they're distracted
>>144240308That's probably better for them desu.
>>144240271Hops
>stock market continues to nosedivegains wiped out
>>144240163rice didnt just get some ticket you dumbshit, he was driving recklessly, crashed into someone else's car, then pulled back around to jump the guy on the freeway.
It seems like some sort of cruel joke to make the Jets open the season on Monday night again.
>>144240318My district has kids waking up at 5:30 to catch a bus at 6:00
>>144240338I checked my Acorn account and I'm down like 2%This is some bullshit! I have like 600 bucks in there
>>144240338>+620k jobs to foreign workers>-1.2 million jobs for American citizensWestern governments are literally waging economic war against theirnown citizens.
>>144240250>>144240292mhl is the patrician's choice. based
they despise him despite the fact that he told the truth
>>144240372Immigration is good for the economy.
>>144240338The supercomputers are just working out some kinks and sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards
>m-muh heckin economirinos
>>144240103Doomer fag
>>144240390Okay what the fuck excuse me sir
Okay, let's stay on topic and talk about football. Packers by 10.
>>144240250>MHL>bratwurst>krautyep, it's game time
>>144240372Yeah but both sides
>>144240410footfags are shameless
Why can't work be over yet? I want to grill some brats and watch the game bros
>>144240410Whitoid moment
>>144240410Is this like Texas Tech and the bell?
>>144240348My district changed the elementary school start time to 8:30am.
no fatties allowed
>>144240460No straight men allowed either
>>144240460I like Mich Ultra but unless you're golfing people think you're gay
>>144240304Tirico has me rolling last night lol
>>144240210omg bro they lost by 10 points! get the chariots!saints would have gotten assraped on primetime in the biggest sporting event of the year
The Ravens won that game
I was not really impressed by either team last night. If they are both top five teams, might be a long season. The Chiefs did not really wow me that much. Worthy and Rice looked pretty good, but that is about it. Going to need to see more. Ravens were too sloppy to be considered a top five team in my book.
>>144240497Saints vs Patriots would have been one of the most entertaining Super Bowls but instead we got Goof shitting his pants because the Kroenke check cleared just in time.
its very interesting and shocking to me the vision Americans have of brazilians and brazilcause i have so many brazilian coworkers and they are all very good uplifting peoplebut one interesting aspect of them is how they all miss home, they're always saying so much good stuff brazilits very common for us to ask them: Ok so why dont you come back? and they always have no answer to this question
>>144240489>nobody showed him how to use dark modengmi
>>144240519I love brazil tho
>>144240502It's week one. We're supposed to overreact and use it as an indictment of the entire season
KWABALTIMORE
>>144240502>The Chiefs did not really wow me that much.I saw their defense in great form just like last season and the Rice/Worthy/Kelce core will prove more and more deadly as the season goes on, especially with Hollywood, Juju, and Pacheco to support them. I fully expect the Chiefs to be the deadliest offense in the league again by midseason.
>>144240527It really is Gilliam's magnun opus
>>144240502Didn't play Meme at all in preseason and it showed
>>144240222Reid has been coaching since the 80s and has called over 25,000+ plays yet has never had an offensive offside. They're so rare they were only called once in 2021 and twice in 2023 (or something like that). >>144240343>rice didnt just get some ticket you dumbshitThe penalties we get from traffic is based off of RESULTS, not about the crime itself. You could go 30 MPH over the speed limit but if you don't hit anyone you could walk a way with a ticket. You could be going 30 MPS UNDER the speed limit but if you kill someone you're going to jail. We might not like this system but that's how it is. Rice shouldn't be treated any different.
>>144240519When I think of Brazil, I think of hot women and this one Brazilian "friend" I had in high school who was bald and hated being around me.
It's been a month
>>144240516kill yourself faggot…no amount of coping will disprove the fact that the rams saved you from a global embarrassment
>Andy Reid Rushed to Hospital AP - Kansas City Chiefs Head Coach Andy Reid was admitted to St. Vincent's Hospital in the early hours of Friday morning after experiencing chest pains during autoerotic asphyxiation, sources say.
TFW Raiders buck break the Chargers with a retard QB named Minshew.
>>144240585Should've traded him and a 2nd for Aiyuk
>>144240519>>144240565Had a hottie from Brazil in one of my college courses and she wasn't having it and that's back when I was borderline ChadSaid something like "no ring, no fling"
>>144240563only rare because the league is rigged for offense and the refs literally tell offensive players to move onside and wont throw a flag until theyve been warned multiple times. its complete horseshit and only a faggot would disagree.
>>144240593Your franchise is a fucking joke. How about you get some more fans before trying to shit talk someone else's team.
Have you ever been to the Alamo? Pathetically small
Don't mess with Texas!
>>144240632at least our fans are loyal. the proud fewget gud niggerbrain
>>144240622most people assume brazilians girls are easy but in reality they are very strict and tough, when they reject someone they are really meancolombian girls are definitely the most whores by far its not even close to any other country
Reminder that Spags wasn't the one who called the timeout, Reid was calling it before him and play wasn't even stopped by the ref spags was yelling at but a ref offscreen. Commentary was wrong and seethers lose again
Jesus Christ remember Tonya Harding and the other one? Wtf boomers
>>144240632parades are gay. very extremely gay. open house at the stadium with free food and autographs is the way to go, but theyre all homos so parades are all we get.
>>144240667That's a man
>>144240671if women would be mean when rejecting me i would get a lot more women. cant tell what im doing wrong when theyre nice and deflect
>>144240671She was very flirtatious but I'm assuming she wanted to be married to an American for a green cardOn to the next one
>>144240669>at least our fans are loyalYes, I'm sure your plastic team, located in a plastic city, filled to the brim with literal plastic people has some real loyal fans lmao.
>>144240684Plus parades are on the public dime. That other thing costs money and is therefore a sin.
>>144239766consider the following,the cleat touched grass inbounds before the toe touched out of bounds.
>>144240705You need to be black
>>144240616lamar is all motor, no clutch
>>144240705Most of the time just assume they don't find you attractive or are taken and aren't interested in getting to know you. Funny enough, most of the time women have come to like me has been after they've known me for a while which is unfortunate because the longer I know a woman, the less interested and attracted to her I become.
>>144240682Nancy Karrigan
>>144240616Least deserved mvp perhaps ever
>>144240750considered and rejected
>>144240795God's plan
The best part of these football threads is the lack of retarded european posters.Packers got the refs on full payroll this season and they will still lose.
>>144240750even if that were what happened it's still out of bounds lol
>>144240704No
>>144240705they are telling you with their vague woman signals, gotta learn to read the defense so you can see cover 2 from man free
>>144240857That's a boy
NFL officiating keeps getting worse and more blatant every year and the NFL is never going to do anything about it. If you take this league seriously you are retarded. Enjoy the shitposting entertainment and accept the league is rigged and gay.
Cleveland used 4 qb's last year and made the playoffs. That's mildly interesting.
>>144240874we dem boys
>>144239854Football has fallen. Brazillions must die.
>>144240878Browns vs Colts was one of the most entertaining games last year btw
>>144240876it'll only get worse once most of them are girls
i dont mind the NFL being rigged (as long as my team is winning)
>>144240523>dark mode in current year
>>144240876It's symbolic and a tool to enforce control on society. You must never question the enforcers, the executors, the agents of the ruling class and their rules that they write and they pass.
>>144240705Stop being an orbiterIf a woman doesn't immediately show interest then she's not interest in you. Even then you could still fuck it up or she might just be keeping you in reserve or on the practice squad
>>144240914Can't wait to see one get obliterated on crossing routes
>>144240893You mean the first half before the refs blew some calls and made the Browns try to heroball out of a holeIf some dude breakdanced all over Mahomes after a slide they'd be covered in yellow flags before they stopped spinningNow these penalties didn't force the Browns to throw the game away, but it definitely tipped the scales and they panickedAnd that's how you influence games
Will the eagles and packers make it back alive to the states?serious question.
We must work for the legalization of prostitution in licensed houses.
>>144240980god i hope not
>>144240980Eagles yes. Packers no. Packers have to take a 2 hour bus ride to the stadium
>>144240987Already legal in a lot of Europe. It's mostly prude countries like the USA and Korea that ban them.
>>144240987Nasty, even most normal women have fucked too many dudes
>>144240823need to see the frame before the toe touches, my guy. you wont find them. tapes been deleted
>>144240980The Haslams are eager to trigger a disaster draft and are working on making sure that doesn't happen
>>144241000vaya con dios, packers
>>144240432Texas Tech student that saw Mahomes in Tech. Closest thing is Tech students throw tortillas at the games
>>144240823>Wear white shoesWhat did Pat mean by this?
>>144240851explain why it would be out of bounds if part of your shoe touches in bounds before part of your shoe touches out of bounds
>>144240987Dont you have massage houses
>>144241028Those aren't legal and prone to being busted by cops
>>144241004I don't care
>>144240969i'd cherish the webm for all my days
>>144241046Then buy a ticket to a Raiders game, go to LV, and fuck a hooker legally
>>144241052A solid number of these guys already beat their women, imagine the level of ref disrepect
https://youtu.be/cS-1rLoe01I?si=miwU7cxbxpzdWd7n
I like to ejaculate right at kickoff every year. Is that weird?
>>144241024it means his sense of humor remains intact. it really doesn't matter what color shoes you're wearing. if the replay can't see show a hint of grass between a foot and the line, they are gonna call that shit OB ninety nine times out of a hundred.
>15th in passing yards>almost 1k less than the leader>not even 4k yards>T11th in passing TDs>Less than Derek Carr>would've had less rush yards than Justin Fields if he played the same # of games>TRIPPLES IN RUSH TDS by Josh Allen and Jaylen Hurts>Fewer than Josh fucking Dobbs>Wins MVP
>>144241073to be fair a lot of bitches need to have their asses beat. especially the kind of bitches that go out with football players. maybe even more especially the kind of bitches that wanna be refs for football players.
I can't stop talking about black qbs
>>144241109Oh well they won't be able to scratch wins from shit teams this year
>>144240721>PlasticRadiohead ass nigga that's the laziest stereotype about LA.
>>144241136Let's talk about black qbsLet's talk about you and meLet's talk about black qbsLet's talk about sex babyetc
>>144241172Yeah, sure
>>144241003brothels are legal in most of Nevada for some reason
>>144240879
>>144241080It's a victimless crime
>fucks up checkdowns>misses open man in the endzone by five feet>”Elite”can someone explain this to me
>>144241258Jews are "secretly" the most racist people out there. Lamar is "electric" to them.
PEE PEE. POO POO.SET. HUT!
Took 300mg of edibles and smoked a kelsey grammer. Let's go Eagles.
>>144241258
>>144241221All I see is a bunch of suckers who paid double from Rams fans getting paid off rampant consumerism
>>144241258"athletic" qb = elite
>>144241258>can someone explain this to mebehold, lamar jackson, the em vee of pees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-d-Hf5Zzn4
>>144241336i liked Lamar much better when he was faster, had a stronger, more accurate arm, and was still calling himself Michael Vick
Should Mahomes get injured, this will probably be the year a defensive player wins MVP. And, if he can stay healthy, it'll be TJ Watt. Official prediction!
>>144241221>muh fans>sucking off people who paid over 1k during the regular season to sit in small seats and eat overpriced food for two hoursNever will understand this type of logic from you schizos
>>144241258>>144241336At least the Kiwi has Bo Nix.
>>144241457>so mindbroken he's trying to argue that having fans at a home game is somehow not important
>>144241506>he thinks hes importantThis is why you never say "we" when talking about our teams.
>>144241383Vick had even more dawg factor than Lamar
>>144241506>spectator overstating his importance again
Is there any hope for Kadarius Toney? Is it over? I think he’s fun to watch but last year was pure shit.
I love my Raiders
rooting for a scorigami tonight
>>144241519>>144241541>my team has no fans, therefore having fans must be a bad thing
>>144241258>>fucks up checkdownsDude doesn't even consider checkdownsJust goes full RUN FOREST RUN
>>144241570Howd you get a picture of my wife Temjuin? Please take this down this instant
>>144241025because that's the rule.>If any part of the foot hits out of bounds during the normal continuous motion of taking a step (heel-toe or toe-heel) then the foot is out of bounds.
Tonight is the perfect for one of you gung-ho bastards to post >black qbs on Reddit
>>144241551raiders shouldve signed him
>>144241551Is there any hope for Kadarius Toney? Is it over?Dude snitched on the Chiefs for putting him on IR for sucking, it's ogre for him
JJ McCarthy will be trained by immersing himself in the Sam Darnold experience via virtual reality.
>>144241601No the chiefs should’ve kept KT so he could keep dropping his loads in Tays stretched roast beef
>>144241585Kek fancy bike for a backpedal like that
>>144241551no, i think he's extra dumb even for a wr, and doesn't seem to have much of a work ethicit's ok to be dumb in the nfl, most of them are, but you can't top it off with lazy
>>144241631the fact that she gave short kings a chance is so cool
Boeing's starliner is returning to earth so- OH NO, LAMAR BROS! NOT LIKE THIS!!!
>>144241647He's donzo>Chiefs' Kadarius Toney suggests team lying about injuries after being deactivated before playoff game
>>144241639Not a backpedal. Ever heard of something called home field advantage? I know it's hard to imagine for an LA team but imagine the stadium packed with fans of your team going crazy.
>"Yeah that s--- cap. I’m not hurt. None of that s---. Say that s---. Suck my d--- too," Toney said. "On God, not hurt, none of that," Toney said. "It goes from hip to ankle to this to that."high IQ social media post
>>144241677yeah Toney had a golden opportunity going from the Giants to the Chiefs and blew itfucking Mecole better finally grow some damn brains or he's next
>>144241519>>144241541>trying to make this post in the only sport where the team with the most fans has an objective, measurable advantage.Yea bros, having to sign language all of your calls isn't a hindrance at all. Are you fucking retarded?
>>144241617So he's going to just watch Event Horizon in VR
>>144241688>needs home field advantageMotherfucker suck a dick we won a Super Bowl without it you think I give a shit about how loud my stadium hooplah is? Fucking idiot
youngcucks ptsd is going off again
>>144241688i legit get hard thinking about that championship game watching all those faggot ass niners queers fuck off back to san fagscisco
>>144241730Thanks for making this ring even more special anon
>>144241617I can't imagine a worse thing to do to a rookie QB
>>144241796Right?Competitve measurable advantage my ass. If your team needs "home advantage" to win games your team is shit
>>144241834obsessed
does anyone else feel bad for Brittany? whats the big deal supporting Trump
I have homefield advantage of ur mum lel
how much will we win by on sunday?
Based Mahomes making these chuds seethe
Niggas really think your drunken idiot noise affects pro athletes. If they do those athletes are not pros, and your a dumbass for thinking you matter other than ticket sales and merchandise.
>>144241865Trump quotes Hitler. It's not rocket science the NFL's queen would not want to be associated with a felon and known pedophile.
Bros…
>>144241865Based. If only she went to the right team
>>144241865lmao brittany probably thought they were actually friends
>>144241980She will when she dumps Kelce at the end of the month.
Remember when Tay was a fan of the Brady Pats? Which was basically MAGA: the team? I remember
>wins a ring with a handicapSo we can all agree than if home field advantage is real and this team has no fans, then this is the hardest ring that will ever be won in the History of the NFL. Nice to clear that one up
>>144242009She looked real sad entering the stadium alone too
>>144242025Incorrect, Brady never celebrated a Super Bowl win at the Trump Whitehouse.
>>144242025she's an eagles fan
>>144242009imagine falling for taylor snake
Curbstomping Taylor Swift in the nastiest hood in Southern California and leaving her as vulture food to the local residents
>>144241221Niners do the same thing to the Pittsburgh Steelers, and we're an instate rival. Rams enjoy home-field for a majority of teams. Typically die hard snowbird fanbases (Philly, Buffalo), State Rivals (Raiders, Niners), will have an appreciable presence.
>>144242062did Kanye really make her famous?
>the third most accurate kicker of all time is Eddie Pineiro with 89%Dont really think of him as elite
>>144242036damn nigger you're dumb, 70% of super bowl tickets go to corporations. There's literally no fans of either team at the Super Bowl
>>144241980can you imagine how different things would be if she dated George Kittle instead of Kelce last year
>>144241865>Kamala wins>niners win the owl rematch>tay tay dumps Kelce on the field with red and gold confetti falling>Brock Purdy throatfucks her on the stage while holding the Lombardi >enter based era of sloots giving it up in public and free use areasI can see the script now
>>144242083No idea who she was before hand, completely forgot she existed until she started showing up at chiefs games and nfl players started tweeting about going to her shows. Never got into country other than Johnny Cash or David Allen Coe
>>144242134Wow another fancy bike passing by backwards
>>144242083swifty wasn't worldwide until she rebranded from country
>>144242157>be 5'7" manletcan't think of a worse life
>>144242036doesn't really exist in the NFC. home field advantage is the weather and surface not fans. two-thirds of the NFC plays in sterile conditions
>>144242163she was a lesbian country artist to start. she's been gay her whole life
>>144242175cant think of it cause your living it
imagine a world where TS and Tyler Higbee got together last year
>>144242199Lol I went to LA for business last year and there were human feces littered all over the streets. It's great in my 94% white county.
>>144241136If there were no black qbs, you would stop talking about them.
>>144242195Stafford had trouble hearing with all the fan noise on Ford Field
>>144242083Pretty sure that love story song put her on the map. I remember seeing her in the news starting in 2006 though.
>>144242195B-but my heckin us12s
>>144242195>sterile conditionsShow me an AFC team playing in this
>>144242244Cant be all that great if your time spent bitching about another teams fanbase and getting BTFO
I could HEEM everyone itt with one hand behind my back!
>watching family food>"what do you put on a hot dog?">answer "pickles">*BZZZZZZZZTTTTTT*Chicago fags on suicide watch.
>>144241258If we're being honest, he's just a faster version of Taysom Hill. Not really a franchise quarterback.
>>144242260That tranny gets more convincing every year
>>144242277>hitting womenAnon Temujin is in the room too. How insensitive.
>>144241677man if the league actually did anything about the Chiefs they'd be in a lot of troubleI just got a five yard penalty for criticism for this post
>>144242254If you remember Taylor Swift from back then you were already a stan, given how much Tim McGraw ruled country at that time, I swear there was no escape
>>144242194And there it is.
Temujin is in this bussy
>>144242330youngblood…
>>144242266Baltimore, Cincy, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Miami, New England, Jacksonville, Tennessee, Denver, Kansas City
Is temujin really a girll
>>144242341Only teams that have come close are Miami and Pittsburgh
>>144242340>Not wanting your prostate massaged while getting jacked off and your balls suckedJust say your gay and move on anon
>>144242194oh shit she was singing to the cheer captain on that one wasn't shethese types love the hidden in plain sight thing
>>144242323I remember her songs being played on Myspace pages
on a scale of the panthers to the chiefs, how much bunda will there be tonight?
>>144242362you're on the internet and not on an appno
Why is Brazil getting a game?
>>144242388lol Brazil is full of trannies. They’ll be disappointed
>>144242370i somehow forgot the Jets
>>144242009Brittany has children, whereas Tay Tay is a childless hag. Brittany is too good for her.
Temujin licks my taint when she does it too yep. Im a finger in the bootyhole ass nigga and Temujin is my Amber Rose. Dont kinkshame our love, I know you niggas fuck Traps
>>144242381>prostate massaged while getting jacked off and your balls suckedNot gonna lie, brother. Feels great.
>>144240177I've seen exactly one of his comedy specials and I remember at least 3 times where he randomly mentioned how awesome black people are without it leading to any kind of joke.
>>144242462And you sat through it every time. You fags are such cucks lmao
>>144242407Trip on temujin, no need to hide it anymore sweetie ;-*
>>144242505Hey, Shane.
>>144242456everytime a girl put a finger up my ass it instantly killed my boner desu
Hi /nfl/. >My eagles are going to lose tonight, but they're still going to win 11 games, the division, and one (1) playoff game this year.
>>144242508fucking anime fags
Deleted screencaps gang is once again coping and seething I see
>>144242462Isn't that the guy that's a literal fucking retard?
>Christian McCaffrey limited by calf, Achilles injuriesGayronchads, it's our time
>>144242550Classic cowcucks impersonation
>>144242530Thats because they just put a finger in your ass they werent massaging your prostate. Big difference victim anon hope it helps
>>144242568putting my entire bank on the Jets i believe in Aaron
>>144240104>brand has a black person in an ad>twitter comments full of 60 year olds going "ERM....ARE YOU *TRYING* TO GET BUDLIGHTED?? TWITTER DO YOUR THING!"Chuddies are so embarrassing.
>>144242570Nope. Fuck the cuckboys.People here sometimes forget that eagles fans tend to be pretty negative about the team. I think they're solid but not good enough to win the owl this year.As far as tonight goes, I think the defense (mostly the secondary) is much improved over last year, but they will take a few weeks to settle in. Especially with how much they will be relying on Q in his first NFL snaps. I think Love is going to put up numbers.
>>144242550>most famous Eagles fan is a dude who is known for being a very convincing womanWhat did they mean by this?
>>144242643Yeah, but the end result you mentioned is a typical cowboys season +/- a win
>>144242568Time to UNLEASH Isaac Guerendo
>>144242679james mcavoy is not more famous than kevin hart or bradley cooper
>>144242568>>144242600Niners are shit vs. AFC teams.
>>144242679It means you're wrong and obsessed with trannies. You've found a home on 4chan, buddy.
>>144242679>most famous Eagles fanThat's not EDP445, a pinnacle representative of the fanbase
>>144242679>>144242707He's not even an eagles fan, it was an SNL skit. He did a very convincing accent though.
>>144242736>eating pussyDo (((straight))) men really do this?
>>144242736>ynr when Colin played a clip of EDP on his show
packers are winning tnt. ref
>>144242780packers getting refball doesn't need to be stated anon
>>144242755Pleasuring women is a great feeling
>>144242322Putting one shit player on IR when he's not injured is a drop in the bucket of corrupt shit NFL teams have doneThe irony is they were trying to do him and the team a favor with his 2 years, 300 yards, and 2 superbowl rings
>>144239304I don't think he'll ever be a stalwart top 6 QB but he's fun to watch and plays a "backyard football" style, someone that with the right team could get hot in the last quarter of the season and make a SB run a few times in his career
>>144242780If we lose (or win) I'm gonna chimp out
If everyone just flat out refused to watch Chiefs games, would the NFL be forced to stop rigging games for them?
Fraudwatch here! We are live in Brazil where Nick Sirianni is trying not to shit his pants.
>>144242816yeah and if everyone stopped fighting we'd achieve world peace
>>144242824I thought The Revenge only happens in MexicoThird world food quality and water treatment doe
>>144242780>packers getting ref helpyou don't say?
>>144239869>>144239851was there a /sp/ AI thread I missed?? Link? /pol/'s got old quick
>>144242824>Sirianni continues on his one man hard target search for Little Caesars in Sao Paulo.>"Can't even find any fucking stuffed crust"
>>144242711The shittiest AFC team can beat the best NFC team
>>144242868Stop trying to make this general even worse you faggot. Fuck AI slop posters.
>>144242824And the pants are..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................brown. That appears to be diarrhea, Troy
>>144242879I thought Sirianni was a Pizza Hut kind of guy.
>>144242883Lions raped the Broncucks last season
>>144242883Gonna need a link on that because I can think of some pretty shit AFC teams
I don't like either of the teams playing tonight, so I will support the team who will cause the most seethe by winning, the Philadelphia Eagles.
>>144242883least delusional dolphins fan
>>144242711They beat the Steelers 35-7 and the Jags 34-3 last year, both on the road.
You think the food is better in Brazil than at the London games?
>>144242755You're not really straight if you don't do this
>>144242908Eagles fags will literally start posting gay porn if they start losing so not true
>>144242816No and Chiefs fans would keep watching.
A pet WHAT!?!
>>144242925>London
>>144242868Try here>>>/trash/
>>144242908Based, t.bh
4 more hours
>>144241954Thought the same thing when I saw this but I watch a lot of National Socialist stuff lol
>>144242698bitch boy only benches 17 literally just stand in front of him he can't move you
>>144242956I meant besides chiefs fans of course.
Is there a fantasy league where we have a group to pick who wins games or are we a boring general
>>144243012>/pol/fag>AIfag>wojakfagBet your parents really regret not going through with the abortion.
>>144242857I can only wish. The Chiefs think they’re the ref’s darlings because of what? A toe? The Packers need to keep up appearances and show this new blue blood franchise what it’s really like to have the league run completely in your favor. At the very least Love should draw a couple roughing the passer penalties for tickytack reasons and there should be replay footage of Hurts getting obliterated 2 or 3 seconds after throwing with no call.
>>144243054>Muh ebil /pol/4chan is /pol/ and /pol/ is 4chan. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
Based he's literally me!
>>144243054nta but your parents regret the back alley abortion not working
>>144243214>This is now considered an insult on nu-4chan. You normalfags have taken over. I am become reddit.
HE JUST CAIN COOK
>actually it's le based to be completely offtopic!Fuck off
>>144243193spoken like a true election tourist
>>144243193Holy new
>>144243317It's not 2016 anymore, broOtherwise the Bronkeks would be fresh off an owl lol
>>144243193Newfag detected, opinion discarded
>>144243193based Donny Reddit appreciator
lol
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