>Week Two#3 Texas v. #10 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #16 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #11 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)Brigham Young v. Southern Methodist (Dallas, TX)Iowa State v. #21 Iowa (Iowa City, IA)>Week Three#20 Arizona v. #17 Kansas State (Manhattan, KS)#7 Oregon v. Oregon State (Corvallis, OR)#5 Notre Dame v. Purdue (West Lafayette, IN)Tulane v. #15 Oklahoma (Norman, OK)Washington State v. Washington (Seattle, WA)Colorado v. Colorado State (Fort Collins, CO)West Virginia v. Pitt (Pittsburgh, PA)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>144251585
B1G Champs
vandy wins it all.
Urban Meyer loves ebony cheeks.
alright guys gotta hit the sack, gotta make sure my lazy Mexican crew chief shows up at the job site tomorrow
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
one of these teams is going to miss a FG to lose the game
>chicago, illinois>northwest
This ref needs some speech lessons.
>>144256842>tats
alright guys got to hit the sack, got to roll over and fuck my side chick while her old man is making sure all the mexicans are showing up for work
>>144256853>expecting midwestern retards to be able to read a compass
>>144256842these are 5s
alright guys got to hit the sack, got to roll over and fix my fucked up NEET sleep schedule so I wake up in time for the first wave of games
Why is there such a large pipeline of Australian kickers? They don't even like soccer.
>>144256896meh ill just take a nap probably
alright guys got to hit the sack, got to recoup my energy to goon all day tomorrow
>>144256896take a shower while you're at it fatso
HOLY FUCK HE MADE A 10 YARD PASS
muy bien, los chicos tienen que irse a la cama, tienen que ir a trabajar para un gringo estúpido mañana
dookie
>>144256926he's onto you>>144256841
>>144256888post a 10
>>144256944
now these two teams decide to play offense?
Goldy!!!!
>>144256957That's one zesty looking buck
i want to die
man I felt that >college kickers energy on that one lmao
wow
dub ot
SUDDENLY DUKE RECEIVERS CAN CATCH?
The O/U for this game was 37 points. The over just hit.
>>144257019Zased
The Chickenhawks will be exposed this year, and struggle to 4-8. And then go 2-10 the year after.
>>144257019overbros, we're gonna make it
Northwestern is fucked
You faggots told me this game sucked. I just turned it on and it looks pretty good.
>>144257049two G5 retards dropping spaghetti on defense isn't kino
Could you imagine if this game went into mega OT like that penn st-illinois game
we /bigboy ball/ here
>>144257065Very respectable people have told me the B1G is a power conference.
>>144257065These are the P4 teams whos fans that act like they're better than the G5 shitters.
>>144257049not like this dooky bros!
>>144257070>tfw haven't seen overtime number 9 in years
>>144257019IT'S OVER
>Puke
Porter is porting
did these nerds just play undertale?
were they just playing megalovania?
>>144256817>Megalovania
holy shit lol
>>144257070never gonna happen because of the retarded go for 2 rule
Based Duke
>>144257074You're right anon, here it is. A perfect example of an "Power 2" team. B1G fans would rather have this than Memphis or Boise State.
>Porter has gained literally every yard for you in two OTs>QB keeper loses you 8 yards and loses you the gamefucking genius
>black qbs
BLACKFUCKINGQBS
how tf do you lose 8 yards on a run play in that scenario. unimaginably poor play call and execution
Holy shit he almost caught that.
Northwestern got absolutely fucking robbed. Shouldn’t have even gone to OT
>>144257107>>144257109>>144257111stop playing megalovania. this is your first warning
Natty>CHAMPS
Northwestern and Duke are healing racial relations right in front of our eyes
WHYS ME FOOTY TEAM SO FOCKEN SHITE BRUV
SOMEONE WEBM THAT WHITE DUKE LINEMAN DOING THE DANCE WALK PLEASE
>puke and bypoo are 2-0grim
>>144257163#Justice4Pat #carwash
Duke and Georgia Tech are tied for 1st in the ACCFSU is last in the ACC
Does anyone have a video of those nerds playing le sans undertale music lmao
>>144257241go to 0:25 https://twitter.com/i/status/1832282831575511528
Can't wait to watch the huskies play tomorrow :)
>>144257179i cant find it atm. ill make you one when i can
>>144257295>its real idk it kinda does sound like a good band song tho lmao
>>144257322I’ll be at the game for my Irish, have fun tomorrow huskybro :)
>>144257340:(
>yfw the Nicholls State Colonels beat LSU tomorrow on a last second FG after one of the LSU DBs chimps out and draws a flag
Don't forget to make your Pick'em
Ohio is NOT in the Midwest.
>>144257153Oklahoma is just diet Notre Dame.
good games today
EMAW, /cfb/! These games on Friday (maybe excepting the Indiana one) we're really good to enjoy for a funky Friday night! Hope you have a good sleep, and be ready for the exiting games of today!
are GA Tech and Iowa winners?
>mfw we lose to maryland by 21
>mfw we beat Nebraska on a lucky bounce and bad call
>>144257494
>>144257133>I'm glad it's over
>>144257503Half of it is. I have driven the entirety of Interstate 70 east to west. Columbus is the 1st city you get to after the Appalachians. That is the beginning of the Midwest. Denver is the last city you get to before the Rockies. This is the end of the Midwest (Great Plains portion). From Columbus to Topeka it’s all the same.
What are the chances Indiana starts the season 7-0 and loses their last 5 games?
8am - ESPN and ESPN+ESPN Game Day from Michigan with Michael Phelps as Guest Picker 11am CTFOX - #3/3 Texas @ #9/10 Michigan in the Big House ABC - #42/NR Arkansas @ #16/17 Oklahoma State (oSu by 10)ESPN - #16/17 Kansas State @ #35/38 Tulane (KS by 8.5)ACCN - #23/26 GT @ #48/NR Syracuse (GT by 3)2:30 CTCBS -#29/34 Iowa State @ #21/21 Iowa (Iowa by 3)ESPN2 - Cal @ #32/35 Auburn (AUB by 11.5)ABC - South Carolina @ #29/42 Kentucky (UK by 8)FOX - Baylor @ #11/11 Utah (UT by 14.5)NBC - NIU @ #6/7 Notre Dame (ND by 28)BTN - Mich State @ Maryland (Terps by 8.5)ESPNU - UTSA @ Texas State (TXST by 1)6:30 CTESPN+ -- Nicholls @ LSUABC - #12/14 Tennessee @ #24/24 NC StateNBC - #45/NR Colorado @ #31/39 Nebraska (NEB by 6.5)ACCN - #39/44 App State @ #22/25 Clemson ESPN - #41/NR USF @ #4/4 BamaFS1 -#19/20 Kansas @ Illinois (Kan by 4.5)ESPN2 Virginia @ Wake Forest (WF by 1)SECN - Houston @ #13/15 Oklahoma 9pm CTPeacock -#28/30 Boise St @ #6/7 Oregon ESPN - Miss St @ Arizona State (ASU by 5.5)FOX - Texas Tech at Washington State (WS by 1)BTN - Utah State @ #13/14 Southern Cal
today is a day for college football some would go as far to say a big day for college football
>>144258687Is today, dare I say it, a HUGE day for college football?
>>144258763I keep hearing this but it remains to be seen imo
>>144256843Tiger bot of basedness
>>144256853>>144256887This is what the US looked like in 1845 right before Texas joined. Chicago was the northwestern part of the developed United States. When the university was founded a few years later, based mullet clad President Polk had just achieved Manifest Destiny but most of that land was unexplored wilderness with a few settlements dotted in. We still call states like Washington, Oregon, and Idaho the "Pacific Northwest" even though Alaska is much further north and Hawaii much further west.
>>144258213Pic related is the Official Map of the Midwest for /cfb/. Don't hate me for it, I'm just the messenger.
>Michigan > Texas>Kentucky > South Carolina>Army > Florida Atlantic>Navy > Temple>Air Force > San Jose StateI WILL go undefeated for a second straight week.
>>144259892Michigan isn’t winning
>>144260326>it's afraid
>>144260326It's better if they do. If Michigan wins, there's a huge chance they go undefeated again. If Texas wins, they're still going to lose at least 2 games.
>>144260438Texas will murder this team. Texas will cause an implosion of this meatchigan team. Losses will mount, coaches suspended, NCAA probation, leading to mass transfers
It's gameday and there's a massive lack of primeposting. I'm very disappointed.
>>144260614Bunch of soft C O W A R D S on this thread
Rourke is elite
>>144260614Are you referring to the coach of crime who will be getting buck broken by based Rhule live on prime time tonight?
>Clemson by 16.5 against App StateI can see this not happening>Oregon by 19 against Boise StateNot happening>35.5 total points by Iowa & Iowa StateNot happening>FAU by 3 against ArmyNot happening
>>144261083>Doubting VegasReminder most casuals got btfo last week, including me. I kneel to the Vegas gods, they somehow can cause absolute meme shit to happen.
>>144256980GAME DAY BAY BEEEEEE
>>144261126>20 pounds of makeup>fake as fuck teethEww
Comeback weekendFuck ass to mouthFuck lspoo
>>144261124>they somehow can cause absolute meme shit to happenIt's called rigging, anon. Every ref has bets made on the games they're involved in. NCAA also rigs the fuck out of bigger games, but doesn't give a fuck about the G5 or shitty P5 teams.
>>144261140I’ll bet my 401k you never went to prom.
>>144261168non sequitur
>>144261124>35.5 total points by Iowa & Iowa State>Not happeningIowa is ELITE this year
>>144261174Hahahaaa you fucking loser
>>144261203ad hominemYou lost twice by using fallacies. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Keep replying, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.
>>144261174kwab
coach gorilla
>>144261168Most guys bailed on after school functions to go drink. They even made shirts like "homecoming blackout 2006" Shit was grim for women who wanted the photo op and experience, girls were asking guys, for prom I said no to the homecoming queen a grade ahead and to my middle school crush along with some others. We'd see them at the party later anyways. It was a consequence of the school being super strict trying to police drinking, so much so that even a rumor u drank during your sportsball season could get u suspended from playing. I believe a few females used this to tattle or make fake rumors to move up spots.
>>144261276Use your real account coward
oh boy am i ready to hear pat mcafee yelling on gameday. he should redeem himself and tell michigan fans they’re fags
>>144260614It's funny to see Colorado fans excuse Deion's behavior because "at least now people pay attention to us". They've turned their football fandom into self-trolling. It's amazing to watch but I guess for the type of people who live (and mostly moved to) Colorado, it fits in with their personality quite well.Last season had players throwing punches at each other. Deion said that was a good thing since it showed they had fire in their veins. Now his assistant coaches are taking swings at each other. Suddenly the "he improved our wins by 400% in one season" crowd is getting silent as it's starting to dawn on them that they sold their souls for fool's gold. Deion isn't bringing any championships to Colorado nor is he bringing in a nationwide thug fan base like happened with championship Miami. He's just a loudmouth that had on-field talent when he was a player and has leveraged that in the current virtue signaling environment into a position he never should have been anywhere near.At the rate things are going, Deion is going to end up getting fired for something other than losing (which he will continue to do a lot). Colorado will have to clean house but do it in a way that doesn't implicate Deion or anyone black. That means an extreme cleaning out of the athletic department to give cover to what they're really removing. The potentially big winners in all of this is Colorado State but only if they can capitalize on it. They haven't shown much evidence that they can do so, but the potential is there if they're willing to seize it.
>>144261315Do blacks still do dogfighting? I could see a dogfighting ring developing under coach prime
>>144261168He could be the biggest loser in the world and it wouldn't change what she is. Weird how defective most people's thinking has become where they believe if you insult someone, it nullifies their observation of reality.
>>144261309Guest picker is Phelps who's going to pick Michigan which means McAfee is picking Texas. His wrestler shtick of going back and forth as the good guy/bad guy every week is predictable.
Does Colorado even have white players left that aren't walk-ons? Seems like all Deion does is recruit black players.
>>144261331I’m feeling a rape scandal
>>144261336You must have forgotten to type still would for this post
>>144261336Sorry you never went to prom bro
>>144261345A gay rape scandal. Hunter is Deon's lil twink
>>144261336incels don’t really fit in around here weirdo
>>144261359Sorry you're mentally stuck in high school and are addicted to external validation.
what’s the official food of /cfb/? im smoking ribs today
>>144261389I'm smoking some pole today go hawkeyes
Thinking of buying a case of yuengies and drinking from when game day comes on to when I pass out while watching cfb and shitposting
>>144261389Making some goulash later :]
>>144261389No clue, probably a chicken sandwhich or something. Tomorrow for NFL I'm making sausage & sauerkraut.
>>144261389I'm having free range tofu burgers go wolverines!
How do I get a qt tan peach fuzz gf bros
>>144261389Whatever my dad grills hook em
>>144261389Some blue chew (tee hee) so I’m ready to go with my bf before the big game in the big houseAlso have some açaí bowl makingsGo big blue!!!
>>144261359Uh dude, you're in a college thread bragging about having purchased tickets in high school to a normie event everyone was allowed to attend. You're even worse than the kids who show up at college strutting around in their high school letterman jacket. "I went to prom" isn't the dunk you think it is and if anything, is a self-dunk.
Coach N_____
>>144261438>>144261459cool, make sure you guys get your mpox vaccines so you can still have fun!!! go blue!!!
WAKEY WAKEY
>>144261404sounds like a nice day you’ve got planned there bud
big incel energy in here this morning. not very /cfb/ if i’m being honest.
Coach Prime
I just can’t get enough cock in me this week. Go wolverines
God I hope Nebraska wins(I really really dislike bl*ck people)
ULMentioned
>>144261687Fun fact is that Rhule’s Temple team beat Franklins PSU team
>>144261389Tendies
>>144261694booty is leading us to the promised land
Unbelievably comfy in my home rn. Windows open all night
Tennessee deserves to lose today because of their homosexual, woman-tier bitching all over twitter
>>144261687vgh... the white team marches on...
>>144261727Absolutely based cool weather appreciator
Just jerked off to tranny porn I’m going back to sleep go badgers
>>144261754Comfy bro
>>144261727>>144261754nice. visitors may complain about it, but they’re not paying the heating bill so fuck em!
Sunchads rise up
>>144261727>Honeywell thermostat worked great, set temperature and go>wife bitches, "what if we need to change the temperature when we are on vacation or coming home?">buy a google nest>uses a mandatory eco mode setting that sets my house too hot in summer and too cold in winter>cannot disable eco mode setting, even when disabled it comes back on schedule mysteriously>can control temperature when we are home but if we are sleeping goes to eco modeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE ME BACK
Which cable streaming service should I redeem the free trial? YT TV has 3 free weeks, dunno about Sling and Fubo.
>>144261865Just search whatever game you want and “live” on YouTubeCable stopped giving a fuck and the streams are good and stay up this year lmao
I’m getting married today
>>144261887I’m getting hammered and watching cfb
WAKE UP FAGGOTS TODAY IS A HUGE DAY FOR COLLEGE FOOTBALL
>>144261887congrats bro. don’t get too drunk so your dick doesn’t work on the marital bed tonight
3 hours until my Army Black Knights are 2-0.
>>144261887no invite?
>>144261887congrats. enjoy consummating the marriage at the same time that Shedeur is getting sacked for the 8th time tonight
>>144261887>he fell for the marriage memeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm picking Michigan. Think they just come out and punch Texas in the mouth with defense and the Horns are getting too uppity with the Ann Arbor billboard and McConaughey gallivanting all around town
michigan is too worried about protesting for a gaza ceasefire and giving each other monkeypox to play a ball game today
>>144261887Post a pic of your wife’s butt
>worked out>watched last two eps of shogun>got two faps in>hitting Publix for beers>gonna sit on the couch and watch cfb on 2 screens while shitposting on a third and getting belligerently drunk and progressively more racistYeah, it’s gonna be a good day
>>144261865YTTV is the best for sports
SC AM betsSyracuse +3Couldn't get the other 2 because the stream died
>>144261987cfb really is back bros
>>144261983enjoy
pitbull stadium. for what purpose would he pay for naming rights?
>>144262091so that he can say he has a stadium named after him
>>144262091What if he dies within that 10 year deal?
Support Deion tonight. The Nebraska boards with a loss would be pure kino
>Fauna sign/vt/ infiltrating GameDay and Fox in Ann Arbor and doing God's work.
who /futa/ here?
>>144262111>listen I’m not racist but there’s a right way to play football and NEON DEON just ain’t it ok??
Publix just raped me for $27 for a 24pk of yuengiesHopefully my nits/horns/hawkeyes make it up for me
>>144262181i just got -7 horns on draftkings, wtf. doesn’t matter, they’ll blow out those um fags anyway
>>144262179kek they always start w ‘I’m not racist but’
>>144262179>1-8 in conference play
>>144262136Pic or didn't happen
>>144262181Yuengies are trash. I said what I said
>>144262077Why does cougs have a hall of fame?
>>144262077Navy's former coach is getting BTFO by Air Force today.
Oh shittt moneybag yo is here?
>>144262269It's for all their retired Cougar Gold flavors
>>144262209I placed it on Hard Rock Bet a week ago when I saw how ass Michigan was and before the line went up>>144262254I grew up drinking them and they’re cheap. At least if you don’t buy them at Publix. But they use the money to support Trump so it’s fine
>>144262340>grew up drinkingYeah that about explains the rest of your post.
>>144262209When Michigan kicked off against Fresno State last week, the line was Texas -4. By the time the game was over, the line was Texas -5.5, and it went as high as -8 in some places.Michigan's defense will keep them in the game for a while but their offense is going to lose them this game badly
shieeet nigga
>texas>kansas>nebraska>tennesseewho chokes tonight?
>>144262387yes.
>>144261900Inside information I got from my big army hookup told me some colonel at USMA recently got sacked for complaining that admissions was letting in 800 SAT apes in the name of DEI lol what a sad place. Even the faggies might have a better unit at this point.
>>144261727based.
>>144262402The federal government being anti white and destroying standards in the name of displacing the whites who deserve to be in positions of authority???? Say it ain’t so
just rubbed my pork spareribs im about smoke later. just like texass is gonna smoke michigan lmao. what’s on the menu for the bros today?
>>144261887That's beautiful. What's the guy's name?
>>144262500Beer, frozen pizza, and Michigan/Colorado tears
>>144261825They’re saving the earth bro
>>144256817You forgot #19 Kansas v. Illinois at the Illini's first sold out football game in over 8 years. Kansas looks good. Sure it will be a great game.
>>144261315They’re making so much money right now it will be a Michigan situation where they cover up anything bad until the kid gets blown off from it being so obvious
>>144262548Just wait until you find out a major major part of the green revolution is you owning less and being less comfortableDon’t forget, you will be happy
>>144262637I wish I was super elite. Imagine convincing the plebs they will own nothing and have their standard of living lowered while I fly in private jet everyday. Hahahahaha
>>144261727>>144261754>>144261804fall overnights are unquestionably the best sleeps i get in the year
3 beers deep at 10 in the morning doesn’t exactly feel healthy
looking forward to my duckies getting bootyblasted by some no-name shithole team from idaho for the second week in a row
>>144262677>they’ve already started banning natural gas stoves because of “environmental concerns”If they come after air conditioning there’s going to be a civil war
>>144256817So, what should I expect in the Texas vs Michigan game?
I didn't realize that Moneybagg Yo is a Michigan Man
>>144262181>Publix just raped meI wish my grocery store did this
>>144262815all good music made in your lifetime is due to someone either from or inspired by detoilet.
>>144262750same pace here bro. woke up kinda drunk tbqhwyf, still ridin the wave
>>144262803They already are and it’s going to get worse. Soon you won’t be able to buy a thermostat that isn’t (((smart))) and they’re going to use it for demand response which means when it gets too hot or the grid is strained because everything runs on wind and solar and hopes and dreams in the future they will turn off your ac remotely to prevent blackouts that were really caused by their gay mandates and shitty grid planning
>>144256899Rugby
>>144262858Also fun fact in California where they are the gayest and most progressive there are regular rolling blackouts and the state government texts everyone to turn off their ac and lights to prevent blackouts lmao
TEX -6.5ARK +10TENN -6.5CIN -2UVA/WAKE over 56.5OREGON STATE -5.5UK -9ECU +1.5ISU +3GT -3KU -4BC +6.5TXST MLOU -27MEM -16.5
the gameday signs are amateurish. fucking nerd losers can’t even make an edgy sign
>>144262843Based. Starting on #4 now I’m 1/6 through my stock
taking my wife and 3 kids all under the age of 6 to the grove, how much am I gonna regret this
Does anyone actually buy Texas
>>144261446so cute
>>144261389Chicken teriyaki& rice
>>144262936sark built a legit team but im hoping they find a way to fuck it up
>>144262936yes
>>144262983Ewers is a bust
>>144262983even if hes medicore they have too much around him
>all those NFL teams tanking in 2 years for a chance at Arch Manning
let's go lil nigga
>>144263075>Chorgers have a third chance to draft a Manning>Still won't do it
>>144256899Prokick Australia
I just know /cfb/ looks exactly like dmitri tallijg about who's a real athlete or not
>Turn on Fox Big Noon Saturday >It's some mumble rapperUh what did they mean by this?
>>144262882>tfw South Carolina fanWhy do I subject myself to these weekly humiliation rituals every fall?
>>144263140Mumble rap isn't the current big thing with the fortniters??
>>144263121he’s a nerd queer from farmington or some bullshit place
>>144262882you better be right. I have many of these same picksI didn’t see a pick for Colorado vs Nebraska?
>>144263158Rap should have completely died off when Pop Smoke got capped.
Texas is playing at noon.
>>144263165Nebraska -6.5 but it's in a parlay
god im so fucking sick of michigan FUCK
>Utah and Baylor playing>W-L doesn't affect their Big XII record
>>144263212I love Bevo
The Michigan bball coach is a basedboy who can’t speak? Wtf
Roll Tide
Whoever loses between Texas and Michigan is already out of the CFP?
>>144263284>make a run at a literally who school>shitter "powerhouse" hires you>don't accomplish anything and leave after 6 yearsMany such cases
>>144261389
>>144263212what's the specific name of this kind of cow/ox?
There's something off with Moore. Can't put my finger on it.
I’m going to make so much money betting against Sherrone Moore today
Why is Tex/Mich a noon kickoff? Who the FUCK scheduled this?
>>144263366Longhorn Steer brought over by the Spanish Conquistadors and Christopher Columbus
>>144263397Because muh heckin wholesome big noon chungus kickoffs!
>>144263337That's a big cup o milk
>>144262580>They’re making so much money right nowHow are they making money? Apparel and ticket sales? It can't be from tv ratings because that money goes to the "media partner" while conference members all get a set rate for the life of the media contract. More student applications doesn't bring in more money unless they're from overseas and push out native students. Not sure where extra money would come from other than perhaps tickets and apparel.
>The only game next week worthy of LameDay and/or Big Poo Kickoff is Bama vs Pissconsin
>>144263366Longhorns, their origins are from Spain. There's a very interesting history about them.http://doublehelixranch.com/History.html
Cmon Mishitgan.The faster Texas loses momentum the better
>>144263397Why is that a bad thing?
7 days of no alcohol
>>144263359>Air Force losing and getting shutoutGame is ass. Also, you should use CPU vs CPU sliders if you don't already.
>>144263330They expanded the playoffs so a L here won't derail their season.
>>144263471>>144263471>>144263471because it will be 9am on the West Coast.
show cause penalty for sherrone moore and death penalty incoming
>>144263397It's not a historic rivalry or anything, and both teams have generally gay boring fans so a night game doesn't add any extra atmosphere. Perfect midday football game.
How is it legal that the mouse owns both ABC/ESPN and Fox?>>144263477Good job man
>>144263477GameDay is a good day to break
>>144263501Good. Fuck coasties.
>>144263330No. SEC and Big Ten teams can afford 2 losses now, maybe 3 depending on their schedule strength.
>>144256843reminder
Noon games are classic>>144263501Fuck them to pieces lmao
>IamaleavaSeriously?
For me it's the Auburn Tigers, the most Jewish University
>Tennessee's QB is a coconut nigger
>>144263568kek
>>144263477I didn’t drink on a single weeknight this week which is big for me because I’m usually a 12pk a day guy. Drinking today tho
>>1442635019am college and 10am NFL starts are great. It's the one thing the west coast has over the rest.
>>144263443Ad revenue is a hell of a drug anon.
>>144263582Have to let your liver heal bro
>>144263563Not even close
>>144263520They don't own Fox they own a bunch of 21st Century Fox IP, shows, movies, characters, assets, etc. FOX is owned by the Fox Corporation.
I'm thinking today is a real semen slurper overall
>>144263563Sorry, bro, (((BYU))) is the official jewish team of CFB this year.
your 2024 heisman trophy winner
Someone needs to get Lee Corso off the program. Dude has jelly for brains at this point and mumbles worse than Biden. It's sad and cringeworthy to watch.
>>144263655Its weird because he speaks more clearly when Kirk records him behind the scenes.
>>144263655He'd prob die if he didn't have this to do and look forward to. I think they should just drive him up to some fake set or tape a small segment for him each week.
>>144263632>mormons having a (((chosen one))) qbnot surprising
>>144263655Lee is a GameDay institution. They're not going to get rid of him until he stops breathing, and perhaps not even then.
anyone ever soaked with a Mormon chick?
>>144263655I'm amazed they ran him back this year meanwhile there's a high energy competitor show without mumbling 89 year olds
>>144263655I'm beginning to think his kids are cashing his paychecks
>>144263644BASED
>>144263701Stick to radio Mr. Quinn
my yellow jackets finna boutta go 3-0 frfr
Why did the big black buck lose the starting QB job for Michigan? He seems like the perfect fit for the kind of offense they want to run. Is he just that bad?
Give me an hour long show from 11am-12pm just 3 dudes talking football and bets. no human interest bullshit stories, no 80 year olds, throw some titties in there and you have a winner.
>>144262882That Tennessee doesn't exist anymore you nigger
Rate my Culver’s order
>>144263674>>144263676>>144263690>>144263701>>144263707They just yanked him off the podium, lol
>>144263764announcers didn't wanna say his last name
>>144263788sorry for getting in my bets ahead of everyone elseid post them when i make them but it would get annoying WVU -4.5 VS PITT
>>144263790
What do you do if every white coat you interviewed was terrible, and the only remotely decent interview you had for your open spot was the black candidate?
>>144263790Excellent
>>144263790fatfuck/10
>yfw Will Johnson picks off Sewers to wrap up a Michigan win in the Big House today
every time this ohio commercial with the guy meeting the cute light skin black girl and they get married and the last scene she’s pregnant comes on i stare at the screen like blade runner gosling and genuinely think if life could be like this for me in ohio
>>144263873Hire him I guess
>>144256817My Pitt (:
>>144260581Texas played a shit mountain west team. The team Michigan played was a sleeper all last year “aka a good team just from a shit school” we joked that Fresno state bulldogs had been the best football team on here. Texas is a big fish big 12 team that’s now in the SEC. Ultimately I expect texas to lose a close game. Alabama and Georgia are the only two teams in that conference. This isn’t the early 2000’s and it isn’t the 2010’s anymore. Texas A&M lost, LSU lost, ole miss has no business being ranked, clempus lost “to Georgia but lost” if Auburn loses to CAL the SEC conference is going to need to actually play out of conference games agaisnt good teams instead of relying on bullshit claims from two decades ago that it’s a difficult conference. Even the schedule for Alabama is a joke they play one difficult game against Georgia like 70 percent of its games a poweredpuff teams which is getting old and has been happening for awhile now.
>>144263826No worries theyre going to lose the spread anyway. NC State is back. Couldn't get 9.5 quick enough.
Odds go drinking and watch games Evens go back to sleep
>>144263889>dumb frogposterMichican't sucks, you suck
>>144263873hire the white guy with the funniest name then shitpost about him here
>>144263968good night
>>144263968enjoy your nap anon
>>144263930>he fell for the SEC le bad psyop
I'm actually thinking to order something to the local burger king
>>144263999It's not, but Texas is still spiritually a Big XII team until they actually start conference play.
Shut the fuck up everyone. Superdogs are on right now!!
>>144264030>italian burgersare they good?
>hurr statecome on coach
What's on a superdog? Is it kind of like a Chicago dog with a ton of toppings?
>>144263976>Hires Daniel ImGoingToExposeMyAthleticDirectorAsASerialChildRapist
>>144264063your mom
Week 2 /cfb/ Parlay were going with a 7-pick parlay:Tulane +8.5/MLGeorgia Tech MLUnder Texas/Michigan Texas MLApp St./Clemson OverApp St. +16.5Tennessee MLTenn/NC State OverGeorgia Southern/Nevada OverColorado +8.5Thank You
>>144264080you cant go wrong with trusty sandusky
>>144264030Bk America is hot garbage. Honestly embarrassing
>>144264047It's ok, they claim to gather all the meat and vegetables from the 'local area'
>rush for 10 touchdowns in a game>lose
>>1442640957 game parlays are the equivalent of playing the lottery
>>144263790Culver’s cheese curds suck. I rings are good tho.
>>144263975I went to high school with chris naggar lol
>>144264143>Culver’s cheese curds fuckFixed that for you, bro.
>>144264152No, they absolutely suck. Embarrassing for a Wisconsin company.
>>144264130>failingseems more like the team failed him
>>144264168nigga its fried cheesewhat do you imagine is lacking?
technical difficulties
gameday dead
>>144264133>7 game parlays are the equivalent of playing the lotteryIt's still benefit in favor to winning that parlay alone. Stop being a faggot and do it.
A college game day show that's just background stadium noise is something I'd watch
my trojies :)
>>144263938if i had to bet it now id take the nc state +9.5 might be able to get +10 closer to kickoff
LEINART! LEINART! LEINART!
These are nice
>auburn and cal is sec vs accwtf
>>144264033There two biggest games and stepping stones were off the backs Alabama and their greatness. Ever since Sankey announced it in 21 they've had time to recruit as an SEC school and larp as one well. All this fake hype is going to reer it's ugly head today but people will blame the SEC when they're actually just lapping. So I agree and disagree.
Texas wins the toss and scores on the first play. It came to me in a dream.
>>144264130The talent disparities in high school are fucking insane
>>144264249
Y'hear that Arkansas?Saban gives you a Most-Improved in the SEC trophy.
>>144263535I'd love to be able to watch /cfb/ with breakfast.
What exactly is wrong with ground beef on pizza?
>>144264130where the fuck were the defenses?!
Mark Ingram rocking that ZESTY pink jacket, about a month early though
more technical difficulties
Good morning to everyone but Iowa fans!
>>144264278
Gameday with all kinds of tech difficulties todayWhy is Michigan such a shithole?>>144264095>Under Texas/Michigan >Texas MLYou sold me - just placed the bet
>ESPN in charge of production
>>144264130>11 YPC>60 points just by yourself >still lose 80-78I feel like at that point it's legit to say you're hard carrying your team
>>144264326>the guy in charge of graphics right now
>>144263563Just because our Trump loving basketball coach is Jewish and our athletic director is Jewish, doesn't mean that most of the student body wouldn't get out the nooses if necessary.
i hope your picks are in, the early games finna lock
>>144264350
Need the Huskers to dick slap deion and his coons
>>144264386and there it isI agree
>>144264280Ground beef is too easily overcooked and mealy on pizza.
Does Desmond Howard pick every team with a negro coach to win?
>>144263598That goes to ESPN or Fox, not to the university.
zesty desmond
>>144264414what was that lol
What game we watching
>one point separated these teams in their only previous matchup 20 years ago in the Rose Bowl>go to check out that game, thinking it was sometime in the late 80s/early 90s>it was in 2005
Zestiest GameDay pickers power rankings:>1. Pat McAfee>2. Desmond Howard>3. Michael Phelps>4. Kirk Herbstriet>5. Rece Davis>9001. Nick Saban
If we can hold Bama under 50 points, i’ll be happy.
>reigning national champions>stadium isn't even fullWhat are you doing Michigan?
>>144262402if west point lowers the standards any more you're gonna see them landing 5 stars
>>144264453the game of all time
Saban picked Texas its a lock
>>144264401Breakfast is a cold pizza meal.
>>144264489Maybe if they lower the PT and other bullshit they have to do as students
>>144264453>What game we watchingUConn vs Merrimack
I gotta wonder how Nick's former players feel about him saying that Texas beat them badly last year.I mean...coach, a lot of those guys are STILL playing at Bama.
>>144264493>George Finna Stadium
>>144264453I'm thinking Tulane vs K State
Did not think I was going to see Michael Phelps' pubes on ESPN today
I saw Phelps pubes!!!!
PAT PICKS MICHIGAN
>>144264535>george floyd stadium
>>144264510>Maybe if they lower the PTThey already did that, the ACFT is the easiest the physical fitness test has ever been
>>144264130I guess none of the defensive players from either school are being recruited in Division I
>>144247921>Lashlee SEETHING
Hook Em
>>144264483Michigan will still declare it a sell out.
>Corso is so old he can't even fully extend his pinkies that's so sad
What kind of shitty marching band has fucking clarinets in it?
>>144264553Not what I meant. Don't they have to be up at 5am everyday for barrack inspects and other retarded shit?
That Pitt v Cincy game has potential to be an excellent meme game.
>>144264522Nick's brain was broken when players started caring more about NIL than the potential to be molded into pro players, which is ironic since he was in favor of NIL.
>>144264560They always sell out and don't show up on time.
>>144264577All of them besides HBCUs
>>144264543>>144264548legitimately surprised, guess he’s going wild in retirement
Pat McAfee is only 37? Kek wtf
>>144264600yeah well his crybaby tantrums about losing cost us the HUNH offense so fuck him
>>144264577All marching bands have clarinets. Drum corps don't
>>144264571How long before they have an AI Corso take his place?
>>144264612He retired early
>>144264578Oh yeah, yeah I'd rather play for Urban than do any of that goofy shit
>>144264190This is what cheese curds should look like.
>>144264577The fat chicks need representation too
>>144264386>Crew game begins at 7:30>will miss most of the gameCURSE YOU MLS AND NBC B1G PRIMETIME
Start the fucking game already. This shit was supposed to kick off at noon.
this band sucks wtf
>>144264522what about nick saban makes you think he coddled and held their hands when they played badly when he was there
>big noon kickoff>kickoff at 12:10 because of 10 minutes of inane bullshit
wtf the undertaker is in michigan???
what games are you guys watching apart from Michigan vs Texas?
>>144264605Plus sometimes you get some soda pop!
Urban Oscar Meyer looking bloated
>Holds 1,963,578,621 fans>Is just a giant soulless bowl
>>144264642the minute he stops breathing the AI Corso is turned on. they already tested the idea with the AI Al Michaels during the Olympics and by all accounts it was a success Disney will not allow THINGS YOU KNOW to be replaced
>>144264647I had garlic cheese curds last night at the bar and had amazing liquid shits this morning
BIG 12:30 KICKOFF
>BAWG GAWD JR ITS THE UNDERTAKER
>>144264687MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMICHIGAN WILL REST IN PEACE MRGGMGMGRGMG
>>144264522I think that's just the way he speaks about teams that gave a good fight to bama. He had that famous rant about how Georgia State was running through Alabama's defense like "shit through a tin horn" even though Bama beat them. He's a perfectionist, he comes down hard on imperfection.
>>144264704poor guy fell off the wagon and downed a fifth of Tito's every night this past week.
>>144264661>The fat chicks need representation tooThis guy knows his marching bands
>>144264577Most of them even have piccolos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgQjW4B_5c8
>playing undertaker music
The Texas players are loving this weather right now
>55 degrees in augustgross
>>144264702McNeese @ A&M in a background tab for obvious reasons
>>144264772Literal perfect football weather
Tito’s is fucking awesome I don’t care what anyone says. I don’t even mix or chase it anymore
The M club is way too funny to me. It's just a bunch of boosters that bullied their way onto a football field by threatening the athletic director
Bowling green could win this game Allar looked like shit last week
>pedo state
Odds are that this is a blowout for Texas?
Can someone throw Gus off the top of the big house? Thanks in advance.
>>1442648041488%
Gus is in one of his moods today, this gonna be good.
>>144264661LOL, dated a girl in marching band that played the clarinet. She was indeed chubby.
>>14426477257 degrees, light wind, overcast? probably the best weather combo for an offense that wants to throw a lot
>>144264785>2023 holy fucking newfag
Why is Texas coming out last?
Sewers only has 25 touchdowns since the beginning of last year? And this guy is supposed to be elite?
>BROOOOOO ITS THE FREAKING M CLUB JUMP TOUCH TRADITION BROOO
>>144264785TRIP ON LEXPLORER
>>144264804>Odds are that this is a blowout for Texas?Since I picked the under, 0% pleaseJust a nice 14-10 game will suit me just fine
>gus Johnsonle sigh
>orgy
Michigan got a dude named ORGY?????
>>144264823
>>144264815Last week was Zambonis what vehicle does Gus go on about today?
Jenny is in a slo-mo wall collision. ya hate to see it
>>144264783that would be kino 65-79 with a light breeze. Sub 60 is cringe
Quinn is going to cum on this paper thin secondary
>>144264828Their run game was elite so that's at least part of it
>>144264812>>144264836
>>144264829Did Michigan invent running out under a banner?
>2 QB systemMeme
>>144264829I literally look like this and I just said this
>>144264860>Cryan Gay chose CJ FRAUD over Mullet Man
>FOX Weather ChannelDid we really need two weather channels?
>>144264828you don't need to throw for more than 25 TDs when your run game gives you 29 of them
>sherrone
>>144264891Are you retarded
lol did you see that faggot with the half Michigan half Detroit lions jersey?
>>144264892>Did we really need two weather channels?There's also Accuweather
>>144264848>ELANTRA EWERS!!!!
>>144264892Weather Channel talks about climate change. Fox Weather doesn't and refutes it's existence.
>>144264892>Fox weather >Weather channel Don't forget AccuWeather channel
>>144264926Plus it has Ian Oliver. He was my roommate in college
>>144264860Michigan has a top 5 secondary in cfb
Ewers is a fraud
>>144264908cj stroud won nothing in college no b1g championshipno tun winno playoff win
>>144264894And being a RB baby means he's elite?
>>144264891>Stroud took Ohio State to the playoffs>they lost by one point to the eventual champion>Ewers took Texas to the playoffs>they lost by 6 points to a team that got bent overunironically the right choice
Why can these 100 year old college stadiums hold 100k people but the new billion(s) dollar can barely hold 70k?
New?
new>>144264958>>144264958>>144264958
>Cincy pick on PittThis is going be the game.
>>144264947No defense
