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Australias Game :)

now
SYD vs GWS

then
BRIS vs CARL

www.afl.com.au
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Norfies 2025
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>>144257747
>half-effort OP
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>>144257747
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
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gws are winning the flag
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>>144257787
and all it took was a stabbed priest
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holy shitballs
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>>144259033
>expecting me to believe the shit posted on 4chan without evidence
LOL
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Darcy has zero soul, Underwood tier commentary
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>>144257787
No
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GWS paid for my school to come to their training ground in Homebush for a session, and they gave every kid a Giants hat. Coniglio came over and signed every single hat. Afterwards, the guy running our visit goes "put your hand up if you know who that was!" all excited. Not one hand!
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I knew when they showed the "time in front" clock the rig was on
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GO GIANTS
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>>144259113
So fucking true
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i thought god hated fags?
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This is rigged as fuck
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Nobody saw Toby just got dicked in the dicker
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>That kick
PFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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dumb spastic gnat player
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>>144257787
pastbro...
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well well WELL
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>>144259120
He does which is why cats will win the flag
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ITS NEVER OVER
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it was over when the dumb cunts started playing the clock with 5 minutes to go
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I guess all power bottoms in Sydney are safe for the night from domestic abuse. However monkey pox and AIDS are gonna be rampant in sydney tonight
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>>144259082
Sen sync is the final redpill
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Sorry giants, cheque didn't clear
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BWS YA SONS OF BITCHES YA BLEW IT
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anyone looking for something to read until the next game starts?
https://files,catbox,moe/l3nbzv.pdf
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SWANS CHADS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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Hawthorn would obliterate either of those teams
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>>144258857
BWAHAHAHAHA
>THE REALITY CHECK OF BRADY
>THE WANKSTAIN OF WEDDERBURN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE NEVER FUCKING LEARNS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Heeney 30 and 3 wow
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dirty fucking cheating scumpires, dead sport, rigged sport
>nd0g2x
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>>144259144
What the fuck are you talking about?
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How big of a choke was that?
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Sorry sydney, sydney are just too good
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Hope you boys enjoyed that SCG kino, now get ready for americanised Gabba slop
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>>144259157
I still don't get how we can be SO GOOD and SO SHIT in the SAME GAME
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>Geelong vs GWS/Carlton/Brisbane
Catsbros, I don't feel so good.
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>fatguts wrong
every time
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There are no good teams in the top 4. The Grand Final will be 5th vs 7th
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>>144259189
It was obviously rigged mate
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GWS just don't have the pressure of a large fanbase to keep them in check late in tight games
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Geelong v Sydney Grand Final?
I hope Geelong win by a 100 this time
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Giants vs swans or hawks in the granny
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>>144259182
McInerney was probably a bad choice coming back after 6 weeks. Should have left Adams in or started Campbell
How fucking ELITE was Heeney
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The final will be a replay of this
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>>144259189
every bloody time.
cue the >it's rigged for the aqb to lose
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>Lachie ACKsh
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>>144259175
Not that much. The teams were pretty evenly matched throughout the game, Sydney were favourites, and losing a 4-5 goal lead happens every week.
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>>144259145
You're still left listening to SEN.

Plug the radio into the computer and sync your favourite call to it.
mpv av://alsa:pulse --audio-channels=1 --cache=yes --demuxer-cache-wait=yes --cache-secs="$1"
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>gas
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
should NOT be THAT hard to hold a 3 kick lead with ~6 mins left
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>>144259199
>1 handed mark on the line
>hanger of the year
>goal, goal, goal
E FUCKING LITE
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Genuinely Brisbane's year. If they choke it to Geelong, they go down as the team with the most wasted potential.
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>>144259197
Neither team will make the grand final.

Port/Hawthorn will beat Sydney.
GWS/Brisbane/Carlton will beat Geelong.
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Silver lining is that there's still a chance for am all AQB Grand Final.
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Somehow we fucking won
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>Those odds
Kek
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>>144259243
It was rigged mate.
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>>144259232
What’s AQB mean mate I haven’t been in /alf/ since finals 2 years ago
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And the poos will still claim Brownlow for cripps
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I've never replied or gave this retard attention in the decade I've been here. He's insignificant to me and he'd never enter my mind if not for you retards giving him attention. Be like me
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makes me sad knowing my team would have had no change against either of these teams
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>>144259197
It'll be Geelong v Hawthorn. Experience v Youth. Will be kino.
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love how you fags keep posting you banal predictions when this season is clearly a complete crap-shoot
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>>144259252
The umps were clearly in favour of GWS though
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The ban evading fat idiot
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>>144259262
meant chance
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>>144259260
Who are you referring to mate? Sounds like you have big self esteem issues if you can't reference the poster directly.
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>>144259222
In Brisbane's last three games they've lost to GWS, Collingwood and almost lost to Essendon who had nothing to play for. They're shit and will be lucky to win tonight.
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>>144259260
yep based
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>>144259264
They're not banal
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>>144259264
i called a fred v hawks granny rematch

hoping to be at least half-right
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>>144259260
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>>144259281
They're shit but they're better than Carlton. Doubt they can beat Carlton and the umpires though.
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>>144259260
this
i wish i could filter posts about this sperg as well
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Swans had no right winning that desu
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been referring to you for years brady yet you never reply
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>>144259267
>ignoring amartey’s illegal shepherd that lead to the game winning goal
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Note that RC has not been definite in who he says may win tonight. Before any plebocrats here say he
>GOODDUN DIB UH GANOO XD XD
At least make an attempt to read his posts carefully.
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@144259350
fuck up brady
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>>144259348
would've broken his neck if buckley didn't save him
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i dont give a dogs dick about what fatguts brady has to say about anything
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>>144259348
Good thinking from Buckley to stop Heeney from breaking his neck
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>>144259348
that forearm grip saved him big time
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lads
LADS
I pledge to become a janny next time they’re taking apps
and if I get to do it for free I WILL delete brady’s posts on sight if he breaks even the tiniest rule
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>>144259304
Again, who the fuck are you referring to?
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>>144259373
we thank you for your service
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@144259375
fuck up brady
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Final quarter

East Perth 9.6 (60)
Swan Districts 5.7 (37)

East Perth are nearly there. Swans will have to come through the prelim with another match likely against Peel.
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I've been a life long Brisbane Lions fan since this arvo
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>>144259411
based lost broncos man
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>>144259383
based wafl enjoyer
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banebros, I'm scared
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>>144259222
I believe
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>>144259411
After how shit the broncos did this year, I have promised to stop calling it gayfl until at least next state of origin
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fellow swanbros… it has been an honour
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When are you returning to BigFooty to drop some elite truthies RC?
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>>144259450
Thought the game was over after that Ward goal. Glad I was wrong.
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>1st elimination final
>Played second
The AFL is retarded
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>>144259483
it's so the prelims can be played in the correct order
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>>144259460
>>144259450
same. fuck me dead, why does this team do this? that 4th q was just unreal.
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>>144259105
r/ThatHappened
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>>144259105
if he said it in arabic there would have been hands up
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>saturday night
why are you here?
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>>144259540
i have asperger's and am ugly and was raised by a single mother
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>>144259540
This post used to hurt my feelings, now I have a gf and am really happy if I can spent a night watching footy alone
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FT
East Perth 11.6 (72)
Swans 6.8 (44)

East Perth into the Grand Final. Swans will host Peel or Claremont next week at Bassendean.
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>>144259512
It's pretty believable considering how many free tickets GWS have to give away
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>>144259540
went out the last two weekends so im just having a comfy night at home :)
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>>144259554
>I have a gf
how did you do that? i'm 27 and still haven't had one
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>>144259554
truth
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>>144259586
how much you reckon he's on?
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>>144259586
Great team goal, but not really anything special as an individual goal from Heeney.
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mate just had to fold his engineering company because of the Chinese, fuck Sydney too.
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>>144259596
>how much you reckon he's on?
500mg test-e
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>>144259493
That 4th Quarter. But we do that for the other 3 quarters.

>>144259586
Pretty sure Luke Darcy lost his voice after this.
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>>144259540
I'm at work
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lmao
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>>144259644
Matching winning goal. The most important possession in the game.
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>>144259586
shit effort from the black defender
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Why would Carlton have De Koning as the sub lmao, Goodwin tier selection right there
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>>144259644
>30 meters gained
Even I could do better than that, put me on ffs
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swanCHAD here, I hope my Lionbros win tonight
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>>144259693
yeah but youd mouth off at the umpire so when you lay the block that leads to the winning goal ump would blow his whistle
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don't know why carlton thought using hillary clinton's campaign slogan from 2016 was a good idea
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I don't think either team can beat GWS at Sydney.
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>>144259716
so true
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Is this the guy who went on a 10 minute rant last time? Or did he get the arse.
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ok they're just taking the piss now
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tell me when the abo pandering is over
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>>144259725
If they rig the whole match like that last quarter? Yeah Brisbane could do it.
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my name is wabba flabba jubba noongar
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anyone remember those glass shattering effects for the teams eliminated during the finals in the early 2000s? I think it was channel 9 but I can't remember. can't find it on youtube
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FIND ME OUT THE FRONT
FIGHTIN' EVERY CUNT
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That was the worst one so far
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Racism is so fucking funny. I love laughing at boongs
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give us football already man
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https://vocaroo.com/1lCcltvTpxtG
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>mfw a boong is near me
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brisbane will shit the bed tonight
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>Julie Anthony's anthem recordings can no longer be played because they're 'young and free'
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im gonna throw shards of glass on the field
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Bronx are out and have never watched this sport in my life, please answer my questions during the game thx :)
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>some fuckin kid on the mic
vasectomy looms
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>Dark blue
>Maroon
Need a clash jumper, they look the fucking same.
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>>144259788
any translating man in
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>>144259716
BRUTAL
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finna make meself a big yummy cheesy pizza for dinner
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>>144259798
carlton are on record saying if they are ever ordered to wear another jumper in the finals they refuse and cop the fine
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>>144259800
his faggot NRL isn't playing so he scuttled in here
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Lads, Lachie just posted
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>>144259809
pretty based
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NEALE-y
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>>144259816
um spoiler alert
>>
It begins
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wilmot score?
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>>144259821
kayo delay sucks. i'm watching it on fta.
SHAN'T be resubscribing after this month.
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I sense another 20+ behinds from Brisbane
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>>144259800
Broncos are out and I'm not invested in the panthers titans game, so might as well watch this
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wtf are they yapping about
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Theres no carlton supporters in the crowd, even their fans couldnt be fucked
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this finals series fucking sucks so far
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>>144259818
based until one of them fires a handball out deep in defence to a flash of colour in their peripheral vision thinking it's a teammate late in the game but it's a melbourne/collingwood/essendon/richmond/fred/aints/bane player and results in a turnover and goal and they lose by a kick
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>>144259846
that is untrue. I saw footage of them at the airport.
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>>144259846
300 went north
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>>144259832
you will next year when you get sick 7's commentary team
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>>144259851
>melbourne/collingwood/essendon/richmond/fred/aints
when do they play?
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>be swans
>be winning
>be based
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>>144259850
it's because collingwood isn't in it
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i DO negotiate with terrorists
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>>144259861
hopefully I'll be dead by then.
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>>144259869
maybe they should've won more games.
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>0.3
0.3
>0.3


They just got a goal but I'm still posting this
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>>144259867
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Whys the ref at the goalposts wearing a hat at nightime?
>>
zorko used to piss in an apple juice bottle at school and give it to his mates
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Carlton will win this
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>>144259889
floodlights are still harsh
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>>144259889
whats a ref?
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>>144259889
they should be wearing hardhats hey
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>>144259889
he's balding
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>>144259889
humiliation ritual
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>>144259889
>ref
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>>144259889
protects against bottles
>>
Peak finals
>>
What should you do if you have a hairline like Docherty?
>>
sam docherty's last 3 games have all been against brisbane at the gabba
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>>144259919
probably get tested for cancer idk
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>>144259919
>>144259889
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I dont see carlton scoring this quarter at all
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Need bane 40+ for my multi to get up

Hate being a degenerate gambler wish I could just enjoy the game for what it is
>>
>>
LET IT JOE
LET IT JOE
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If he misses this I'm killing myself
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>garldon
>>
Who gets sacked first: Hinkley, Beveridge, or Voss?
Thinking this week Beveridge first then Voss, and then Hinkley the week after.
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game over (not that there was ever any doubt)
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>>144259939
RIP Sid Vicious.
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lions are a cool animal
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It should be Freo playing
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finally, something interesting
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HI GUYS
>>
THESE TWO TEAMS CAN'T SHARE A FOOTY GROUND
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u itt la?
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>>144259976
Agreed, Fred vs Carlton would be based.
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Reminds me of that West Coast-North elimination final about 10 years ago
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>>144259540
i'm minding the kids while the wife went to a exclusive formal dinner in the city. she got all dressed up and is probs fucked up on champers getting railed by some chiseled rich tennis coach in the womens toilets, but at least I can do whatever the fuck I want for a night and I don't have to listen to her fucking stupid voice for a little while, it's like a cheesegrater on my soul, but she has green eyes and massive tits so I put up with it
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>>144259988
where norf got done by 100?
>>
Where's banechod?
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So you're saying Geelong will play either GWS or Brisbane in the prelim...
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Sardines on toast for dinner
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>27-0
How likely of another comeback today?
>>
bold stratagem from the blues here
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What's dollfucker doing right now?
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>>144259989
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farton poos
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>>144259989
Wait, is that in Sunshine? My missus and her friends were going to that too.
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>>144260008
0/10
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>>144259997
Yeah that one. This will probably be worse though
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>>144260008
It's brisbane so there's an 80% chance they will lose this lead by half time
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Hawks v bane grand final
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Scoreless game?
>>
lachie keefe has been on an afl list for 16 years and played 110 games
>>
bloosers are WILTING in the qld heat
>>
so RC, about your tip for the Carlton Blues...
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>finals
>still with the insufferable goal music
how do they allow it
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I change my mind I am enjoying this finales series
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every white boi clitty in victoria is especially limp rn
>>
Curnow exposed in finals yet again. Completely unsighted so far
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On track for a 150 point drubbing
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>>144260032
It's rigged mate don't worry. Carlton will come back and win.
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>>144260046
>Wogs
>White
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>fraud checked in the first final after being ump carried all year
KEK
>>
>IDS WIGGED XD XD
the sure sign of a mental midget
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>>144260044
CUNTRY RHODES
>>
You plebocrats obviously didn't watch the round one match between these teams
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>>144260060
But Brisbane is winning?
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i'm assuming the teams over the barrasi line just get stacked with victorian players to keep them competitive right? Seems very one sided so far
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>Norf in 1974 was the last time a team was scoreless in a final
>Until now (Carltank)
Kek

KEK
>>
boys against men
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>>144260065
I am well aware the lyons will be caught with their pants down if they don't keep the pressure
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Lions on a finna warpath
>>
making history
>>
malaka status?
>>
Whatva fucking shit kick
>>
that miss will cost the lions the game
(You) heard it here first
>>
Putting a tenner on a blues comeback.
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hoping carlton go the entire match without scoring so my beloved port aren't the most embarrasing performance in the qualifiers
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we're missing fuck carlton guy
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>>144260068
Lions have a fair number of banana benders
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>>144260065
worse than a janny, you rc bootlickers.
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>>144259934
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>tipping against the lines at the 'abba
couldnt be me
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fuck off stevan may
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Is it a test? Only a plebocrat doesn’t know!
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When will the AFL fucking learn that rigging games and putting teams into finals that don't deserve to be there never turns out well?
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It should have been freo.
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voss is doing this intentionally for his old side, obviously he has more love for the lions than carlton which is just his job
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>>144260102
Steven May not
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>>144259976
Genuinely should have been Collingwood.
Robbed of 8 points during the season.
2 of which were given to Freo.
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top 8 was a mistake, allows too many shitters into the finals. should be a top 6 tbqh
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>>144260133
Top 4 and two wildcards imo
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fred didnt win in the last month they can fuck off
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>>144260133
Unironically should be a top 4 like the NRL
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>>144260125
No.
The game is objectively corrupt.
Literally happens to all sports that get heavily involved in gambling.

But this time is different, right?
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Thought bane ruck had a swollen leg and freaked tf out
Channel 7 call is so sovless
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>>144260122
wouldn't have mattered, Fred after a bye are dog shit
t. 20+ year Fred man
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>>144260144
>Literally happens to all sports that get heavily involved in gambling.
but rc says that the NFL is'nt rigged. how could that be?
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>>144260133
it should be the teams with the most members
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essendon or Collingwood would have put up more of a fight
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>>144260156
RC is a fucking moron.
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holy fuck i just saw the score for the first time
*breathes in*
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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>>144260164
based
>>
Arry 'Mick Aye
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>>144260164
I was being sarcastic.
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>>144260133
It should be my team vs top of ladder (auto-win if they're 1st)
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>>144260122
this
>>144260152
but also this
freo would've still lost but they would have put up more of a fight than this embarrassment
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i'm cooking up a hell of a gimmick for the '25 season
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>only 1/4 finals so far has been a good game
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how sad do you think they'd be right now?
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>>144260133
95% of the season, let alone finals is a waste of time.
They got it right when they started the league, it should be a round robin and the team with the most wins wins the premiership. Simple, fair, doesn't waste our time.
Classic AFL though, tampering with the rules so that the game suffers, even back in the 1800s.
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>ctrl + f 'would'
>9 matches
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>>144260199
im not going to make fun of children on the internet
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>>144260186
Sneaky preview for the ‘ads mate?
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>>144260185
kek
>>
Imagine if this goes 50-0
>>
COUNTRY ROADS
>>
Starting to feel sorry for Carlton
>>
another Voss masterclass
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>>144260228
mate, he tackled a 16 yr old a couple of weeks ago. he's been BUSY.
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>>144260199
they are both about to give birth so doubt theyre watching
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fuck this yank shit is embarassing
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Trust the plan.
>>
KARRHHTON
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>Q2
>0.0
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>>144260199
sad enough to succ the pain away
>>
I'M A BLOOSER BABY, SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME
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>>144260238
did he hit his head in the act or something?
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>>144260211
pussy
>>
Can someone do a current afl coach power ranking
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>>144260255
too many free coffees.
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Carlton will score 2 behinds this quarter only
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i bet brisbane will be wishing they had finished top 4
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If bane loses this fagan should be brought onto the field and speared
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>>144259576
Basic hygene, clean clothes, go places people are and dont be fat. It'll happen eventually.
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>>144260054
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starting to believe daicos is the best player in the comp because he can do it in big games unlike bont and cripps
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>>144260199
>wanna sesh bah?
>gotta lighter bah?
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Uhhh blues brothers?
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RC? more like fart pee
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sometimes it's better not to make finals unironically
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>The Carlton Poos
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>>144260288
based Darcy.
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the vic teams have such a huge advantage
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>>144260273
should have to fight a real lion, gladiator style
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>>144260279
yeah I think so
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>>144260293
Do you realise how obnoxious this picture is lol bro?
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>brady fatguts got EVERY SINGLE TIP WRONG THIS WEEK
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COULD NOT TIP A CANOE
>B-BUD IDS LE WIGGED DXDX
COULD NOT TIP A SCRIPT
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>Going half of a final without scoring a single point
...will Carlton still be able to hang shit on the Dons after this?
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weitering all australian btw
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT
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bummers fans up and about
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>>144260310
t. Carlton supporter
That's the point ya poof
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Carlton will win the 2025 hip after this Masonic humiliation ritual
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>>144260312
Getting tips wrong is his mick, which is really impressive when you think about it
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cripps all australian btw
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>knows it scripted
>doesn't know which way it's scripted
scriptbros i don't feel so scripted
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Voss was too busy getting coffees and citizen arresting crims to make a game plan against Brisbane.
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uhhh voss the boss bros? our response?
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You just feel like carlton need the next one.
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>>144260299
not the one playing right now.
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>poort’s 71-0 record might not even last two months
KEK
E
K
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i only started watching AFL this year and don't know what hip or flag mean
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>>144260335
That was all staged
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>carltank
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LADS, what is the 5AA for Carlton supporters?
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Is Zorko the best oldfag in the comp right now?
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was gonna go back and convert this whole story into a poem but I can't really be bothered. Reckon it'd be funnier if it just switched from prose to verse in the middle of a paragraph without warning so I might just leave it
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Carltank's fucking useless.
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>carlton undeservedly scrape into finals due to rigs and other teams choking
>get fucking destroyed
100% deserved, you love to see it
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Carlton prozzies gonna get a thrashing tonight
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>>144260350
the front bar
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>>144260185
i sensibly chuckled
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ayyy you stoopid malakas
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dropping that game to collingwood was a mistake in hindsight, if the lions had won that they would have been able to go to adelaide to belt port and then host a home PF
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last time a team went into halftime scoreless was, ironically, the pre-brisbane lions in 1995
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there WILL be non-sudo blood on Lygon st
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Why is 5th vs 8th always like this?
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>>144260350
souvlaki hut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk27bj86DXc
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60-0
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Gonna squeeze some oranges for my vodka then play some vidya
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These dudes know you're supposed to kick the ball through the goal posts right?
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Carlton think they playing soccer
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>Hinkley isn't the first coach to get sacked from the finals, it's Voss
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>>144260378
Imagine the 10-goal comeback
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>>144260373
This
No idea why they don’t do 5 v 7 and 6 v 8, would be more interesting
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>>144260383
the ones in maroon do.
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Please don't be a geelong swans GF
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pisspain liars
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Last time 8th beat 5th?
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>>144260378
it's very clean. I like it.
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Would Freo have put up a better fight than this?
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>>144260395
I can give you a Swans GWS GF
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>1903
>2024 if they don't score in 7 mins
Oh no no no
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carlton would have been better off spending their saturday night like the dees players
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>>144260378
Just like a clock haha
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Big strong Americans were watching our game and were hooked after Sydney vs GWS, then this is the followup.
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They actually haven’t scored kek
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umps put away their whistles a little more in the finals that is why they're getting spanked
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Voss' former team you ask? The Brisbane Lions.
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6 more mins come on brissy
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>not even a point
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Wtf I fell asleep during the first quarter how did this happen
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Loom status?
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>>144260418
based vossi
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what was the point of carlton making the 8
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the rigging begins now
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This is like watching Carlton vs Collingwood, round 23 2022.
KICK A FUCKIN POINT
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>>144260426
i must sniff
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>>144260426
What was the point of you posting that image
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what do brady and carlton have in common
being pointless
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>>144260426
ah, Mila. what an amazing whore.
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finna cover myself in glory
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*Wheeze*
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let's go history chads
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>>144260426
What is that white stain on the crotch region of her pants?
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What's the biggest choke in AFL?
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Hipwood is such a fucking shitter
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FUCK U CRIPPA
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boooo
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FINALLY
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>They scored
Boring
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FUCK OFF
SACK FAGAN
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based brisbane are going to win this 9.35
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some of you guys are alright
don't come to the gardens tomorrow
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>>144260452
this what a fucking retard
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BOOOOO FUCK YOU BRISBANE
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>>144260451
your mum on my dick
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>>144260451
2022 GF would have to be up there.
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Only by a lucky mistake
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why is it called 666 warning?
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>>144260431
to get you to reply
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no reason to watch anymore
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playing legend of zelda the minish cap on gameboy advance
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>>144260480
Because anyone who stands defiant against the evil is penalised by the evil corporation known as the AFL
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https://afltables.com/afl/teams/allteams/gameevents.html#1a
>longest time before scoring since 2008 was 48 minutes
>poos just smashed it by NINE MINUTES
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>>144260418
You were watching a game of Australian Rules™ Football
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>>144260482
you thought there was going to be as a blues cuckstomer?
my fucking sides!
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knock knock
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DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK
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>>144260494
*Doesn't respond*
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come on joe and spraywood. kick some fakkin behinds.
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finally the temperature has dropped enough for Blues to play comfortably, expect them to come back from here.
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>>144260300
Someone call up the zoo
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>>144260493
>you thought there was going to be as a blues cuckstomer?
Can someone decipher what this retard is trying to say?
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Brady be like NEVER DOUBT LE RIGGING XDXD
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There’s actually a lot of time left in this match…
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SURNAME
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no but darcy wilmot
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frog
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>>144260506
you thought there was going to be a reason to watch this as a blues cuckstomer (meaning carlton were always going to get BTFO)
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imagine if they made you wear white shorts and you made a small shart
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VAX STATUS?????
nvm it’s just a knee injury, the vax doesn’t cause that…is what they want you to think haha
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lions getting a little exposed rn
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mara didn’t post any piccies from the game today
she looked real hot at the logies though
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what is fagan chewing
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Good mark mother better than a good pack mark
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he missed what an idiot
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they should introduce a new team called the frogs
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I wasted my entire childhood, youth and now young adulthood supporting this fucking bullshit club.

Unironically one of my biggest regrets in life.
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>>144260546
Chewing tobacco he likes to larp as an American for some reason
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finna go make my money back on a horse rn
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>>144260559
could be worse mate you could go for essendon
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cashed out again because i'm a pussy ass bitch nigga loser wimpy faggot spineless git
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*has deficit social skills*
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2 things.
Hipwood is fucking garbage and allowed Carlton to score.
And supposedly you are allowed to hand it off to another player before handing it back to the umpire now.
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Brisbane missing the top 4 is inexcusable
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>>144260571
I'm just old enough to remember 2000 so at least I woulda had that, can't remember '95.

Even supporting St Kilda would've given me a couple of close grand finals for fuck sake.
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>>144260527
nope. it'd never happen.
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>>144260596
>>144260559
it's just a game m8
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I've watched all 8 finals teams now and I am SUPREMELY unimpressed.
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>mick malthouse came to me in a dream and said the blues win this by 13 points
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>>144260607
Gee really?
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>>144260557
sounds based
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>>144260610
looking forward to the show tomorrow Kane.
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>>144260590
>supposedly you are allowed to hand it off to another player before handing it back to the umpire now.
Genuinely bullshit that this is one of the reasons why Collingwood isn't playing finals.
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>>144260402
marginally. MY Fred after a bye are dogshit
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>>144260616
wonder if the lads will rip into kane-o for jumping ship ahaha
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I've seen my team win 3 and I am content now. I no longer get angry watching the footy. I do feel bad for the drought teams though
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>>144260596
We can cry together.. :'(
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MY fitzroy lions
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>>144260636
Schlong?
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>>144260629
maybe a snide comment but nothing outward. hope they give him shit for pretending to pull a sickie after the port meltdown then he was late anyways.
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yes lads my dog just won I am eating good tonight
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Mabior Chol drugged and raped me at Bell St Maccas in 2018
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any luck on the punt today lads
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Elijah Hollands does not have the body language of a winner
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>>144260666
yes satan, made 80 bucks doing car windscreens. bought to smoke it right now.
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>>144260656
Probably wasn't even the worst cleanup the staff had to do that night mate.Bell street macas is wild
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>>144260636
Been alive for 3, Seen 2.
Although one of my first memories is some drunk guy leaning into our car driving down Hoddle St and yelling "Carn the pies" after the flag in 1990.
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>>144260680
based essendon supporter born in 1984
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>>144260636
I lost a derby bet with my based neighbor in 1999 and switched from iggs to Fred. Laugh now cry later
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>>144260636
ive lost count of how many hips ive seen. i bandwagon whoever is looking good in september.
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>>144260680
that was me
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>>144260656
good night for you Warner
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>>144260690
Nah, pies supporter '88
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i reckon they should change the sound of the siren for a few years, and then change it back and everyone will say how good it is that they changed it back
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whats for dinner. soup for me.
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Jono browns daughter is a blooser
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had planned on lobster but lost everything on amelias jewel.
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do it for her
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>zorko
>35
>still fucks around on his missus
>still gets on the gear
>still good at footy
Is Zorko drinking Clinton brand baby blood? How does he remain so virile?
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i just had sex
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>>144260724
>>144260737
Had a vegeburger and a corn jack
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eric hipwood touches kids
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>>144260752
superior yugoslav genetics m8
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>>144260755
Oops
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>>144260757
he is basically /afl/ incarnate
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>that looked like a goal
>review it
>why
>because crypto.com said so
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>>144260757
Eric Hipwood loves scoring minors
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i’m not watching the rest of this game
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>>144260656
based Dimma
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>>144260752
Cousins was on the shard and at Langtrees every Wednesday of his career. Just enough discipline to keep it together for the season
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essendon should be here instead of fartlon
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>>144260793
Just another blowout now, boring
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>>144260812
lions havent scored for nearly an hour
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>brady waddled out of the thread already
0/4 IN FINALS
LAUGH AT BRADY
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Uhhhh Bane bros????
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If Carlton come back from this, will Brisbane ever be able to live it down?
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>>144260737
demolished a cheese platter, shits are going to be rank
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>>144260827
He was given a holiday
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Uhhhhh Bane bros?????????
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Brisbros… not like this. Not again.
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>>144260829
They already let them do that in opening round, so it’s possible
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yo wot
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WUT IZ A BLINDAH
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make me a new thread
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>>144260853
good to see the girls back
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Baked a newey

>>144260871
>>144260871
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>>144260874
Thanks
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>>144260874
thanks
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lads...
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>>144260343

"See the bomber fly up! up! To win the premiersHIP FLAG!"
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If joe misses this I'm killing myself
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>>144260611
>mick malthouse came inside me in a dream

fixed that for you
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>>144260723
they should make it ambatakum for a season i reckon



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