Its over editionJordan Love defRussell Wilson unsure of status due to calf injuryBills sign starting RT Spencer Brown to four-year extensionJa’Marr Chase: I’d say we’re pretty close to a dealSteelers give TE Pat Freiermuth a four-year extensionRoger Goodell aims to expand league's international effort: 'This game is destined to be global'Tee Higgins misses Bengals practice Friday with hamstring issueMike McCarthy says Cowboys are going to "commit to" the runDolphins sign CB Jalen Ramsey to three-year extensionRavens LB Kyle Van Noy suffers fractured orbital bone in TNF lossTexans' Stefon Diggs says C.J. Stroud is 'family, not just my QB'Geno Smith confirms he approached the Seahawks for a new contractChristian McCaffrey limited by calf, Achilles injuriesJ.K. Dobbins or Gus Edwards? Chargers OC Greg Roman plans to go with 'hot hand' at running backBroncos tried to trade Tim Patrick to Saints before releasing himPatrick Mahomes lauds Xavier Worthy's impact in debutRams lose starting cornerback for at least a monthRavens at odds with officials after overturned TD vs. ChiefsSources: Chiefs, TE Noah Gray agree to 3-year dealDeshaun Watson says Browns are 'fine' with low expectations entering 2024Report: Cowboys, Dak making progress on extensionRussell Wilson limited in practice with calf tightnessAaron Rodgers preaches stability ahead of start of 2024 season: 'Trust the process'
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Surely the next QB the packers bring up won't be any good right
>>144258517My Steelers :)
Flacco's 6 game 5-1 run with the Browns was overrated. He's definitely the reason they lost in the playoffs and the end of the browns schedule during his run was basically a cake walk. The moments he faced a top tier QB and defense he got ass raped. Still would rather have him than DeRapist thoughever.
green bay will win the super bowl this season
>>144258549Love wasn't any good either. He was mediocre last year till he went on an unsustainable run.
Rodgers won.
https://youtu.be/HmFX30Eqoacpop pop pop
if his knee was torn up they wouldn't have let him walk it off on the sideline
>try to do some heroball bullshit Week 1>season ending injuryKWAB just go down
>>144258612if he was a horse, they would have shot him
Fuck Matt LaFleur and fuck Brian Gutekunst. Aaron Rodgers won.
if his bussy was torn up they wouldn't have let him walk it off on the sideline
I just want to nuzzle my face up against Rodgers huge hairy cock
The Brazilians are probably making Sopa de Macaco out of that primate Love
I'm sorry but you had to be delusional if you thought that Love wouldn't fail in some shape or form
>>144258650it could be him, but he playin
kek lel oh no heebie jeebies not today green gay!
>>144258659Uma delicia!
hibbity jibbity couldn't have happened to a nicer team!
>>144258577dam the nfl must be fucking absolute fucking trash then
Why do midwestern teams have so much sovl
>>144258633
>Malik Willis is gonna be starting for the puckershahadhhagfgssxvhagafahsha
>>144258517>Roger Goodell aims to expand league's international effort: 'This game is destined to be global'Heh heh you're the man Goodell!
>>144258792>now the puckers have a rb playing qbBearbros... how the tables have turned...
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>>144258806>'This game is destined to be global'It's over. The soul is lost. The Pandemic is the last canon season of the NFL.
>>144258806Crazy you yanks haven't bought a game to Aus, either use Suncorp or Accor stadium
Every place outside the United States and Europe is a steaming pile of peasant shit.
>>144258975you think too highly of europe
>>144258975But enough about the United States.
>>144258517>needing medical attention in BrazilWho’s replacing Manlove after he dies? They definitely can’t roll with Malik Wilshit
>>144258975Last time I checked Australia was doing pretty well
>media pundits desperate to push the narrative that Love could be the MVP this year because of the color of his skin got BTFO
Kelce is kind of fat.
>>144259163Shit excuse
Green gay is really about to finish last in the division during a year they decided to go all in for
>>144259106chad kelly from cfl?
have to admit this is fucking hilarious
>>144259155Australia is basically Europeans that were cast off on a desert island, the ones without any class or high culture.
>green gay btfo game one KEK
>>144259215That was true 20 years ago. Australia 2024 is Chinese.
>>144259229Just like Vancouver? Strange
>>144258554Pointless comment
i used to dream of minshew on the raiders
>>144258815How so? Caleb will not be good.
not today green gay
>>144259283>Caleb will not be good.
>>144259283They beat KC in the preseason and Caleb didn't even need to suit up
Why did this mutt try to play heroball in Week 1?
>>144259345>preseason
>>144259345Post their preseason owl ring over the queefs then
>>144259356Aaron Rodgers taught him how to play.
>>144259311Bust, you'll see. Too much of a smoothbrain, cant handle it
>>144258601It’s over>>144258612Klay Thompson walked back to the court from the locker room to take free throws after destroying his ACL. He missed the entire next year.
Packers were massively overrated after a mini Linsanity run at the end of last season anyway.
kek lol ohhh no
>>144259653Nah that's cap, Packers were the best team in the NFC this year. It's a week one game against the next best NFC team, don't read too much into bruh. If Love didn't go down they would've popped off fr.
>Ravens lose literally by a toe last game>and now Packers QB is killIf this keeps up, this season might be /chaosb owl/ if this is how things are going already.
>>1442596830/10
I missed the game so i was watching the highlights and thats the worst we are going to look the whole year and still managed to comfortably beat, in neutral ground, a team that booty blasted Dalass.Good luck in the playoffs
>>144259820Fuck does that mean? I ain't out here tryin to win no fans. I'm just keeping it real. Packers would have been the SB team and Love would have won MVP, it is known. Ask any pundit or professional analyst, such as Colin Cowherd. Sure they lost this week but so did Chiefs last year to a far inferior Lions team. It's week one, nobody rates it. But these were the two best teams in the league going toe to toe. And that's on my whole squad. I'ma stand on that. The only team that could have beaten the playoff Packers this year would have been the Chiefs. But even them I fr doubt. Packers were lit af coming into this season. Don't talk on things you don't understand.
>>144259860>Coping after a winThat bad huh
>>144259907good luck in the playoffs, thats all im gonna say
>>144259924Luck like playing the Giants and then a literally quarterbackless team?
>>144259680ahahahahahaha
>>144259931they had qbs when the game started, eh?
why does this tweet sound like they successfully evacuated everyone from Dunkirk?
Do not "eh" me fat
Do not "fat" me queer
Eagles nation, lets fly
Love hurts, love scarsLove wounds and marks
>too tired to watch the game from working a double shift>wake up>jordan is killso who's green bay's backup qb?
>>144260057Malik Willis
man i feel bad for the GB Jordan Love fan here he was so fucking excited for this season
>>144260074that's legit coaching malpractice is that's the only backup they have
>>144258975True, but we need leverage to pump the broadcast money numbers up
>>144260104We can trade them Pickett for just a 3rd round pick
>>144258517Whats 2025 draft top pick gonna look like for the Packers
>>144260113you know who you should call
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>>144259163Freaks me out how he actually looks weaker with a mustache. How tf is that even possible??
>>144260134Brady in Green Gay would be kino but im afraid Nick Wright would kill himself after Brady beats Caleb
>>144260104>>144260113They can have Zach Wilson
thanks for Saquan jew york :)
>mfw the seahawks win the superb owl
>>144259726>Ravens lose literally by a toe last gameStill would’ve lost anyway.
>>144260134TB won in spite of him and I’m tired of pretending it’s not true. My boy couldn’t stop passing to the turf to save his life,
>>144260136He looks like a COP
>>144260257from the village people
>>144260257Do you think he goes down on her?
>>144260257naw, he looks like discount freddie mercury in a Queen cover band
>>144260230Mfw
>>144260289lmao he looks like my childhood easter bunny picture where i was terrified of the bunny but my parents forced me to smile to take the picture
>>144260264>>144260281Hes starting to look kinda ugly to be honest
Steelers get:2025 first round pickPackers get.Bustin FieldsWho says no?
>>144260316he sausage-fying. soon he'll look like this
Temujin’s tight latina butthole
>>144260340you can have russel wilson too
>>144260433is that the gal that posts Trucy Wright?
>>144260316He's always been ugly. Taylor is way too good for him in every way imaginable.
>>144260340I dunno, Russ' calf feel kinda funnyBetter throw in a player too
>>144260455Her trip used to be Trucy yeah.
>>144260340Just ask the niggles for Pickett
>>144260316Is he just going to waste what's left of Tay's youth? Probably dump her after 35.
>>144260593Bitch probably has some eggs frozen
>>144260604Is it really necessary to refer to her by that word?
>>144260657would post wall eggless (useless) whore be better?
Honestly, I'm kinda glad it turned out like this. Packers are never gonna win another super bowl until the Chiefs & 49ers windows close, and who knows how much longer that'll be. At least now I don't have to cling to any false hope and can enjoy the inevitable Mahomes 3-peat with no stress. Really, it's for the best.Don't really have much else to say tbqh. See y'all Tuesday with the new power rankings. Expect the Packers to be at the bottom, I know you're all looking forward to that lmfao.
>>144260746nigger no one expected them to be better than 9-8 they were always mid what the the fuck are you on
My boy Lane Johnson usually plays great but yesterday he wasn't as his best
I think we can all agree it is at last the 49ers' year
>>144259345Oh wow preseason? Hang the fucking banner!
Me eat grayon mmm :) Team Lion! Go Lion!
The NFL is so depressing. You know this shit is riffed for the Chiefs to win again.
for me it's the soft yet yielding touch of another man's skin against mine, and my reffies
Shedeur and Lafleur sounds great together
I'm thinking I should return TayTay's calls, do you guys think I should give her a second chance?
we’re back jesters
>>144261210Just get me to mettie jetties
>>144258554Sounds like somebody has to be educated on the sport of football.
$220 MILLION PLUS TIP
>>144261348But Xir needs the whole thing for a penile transplant.
>>144261348which qb?there's too many shitty qb's with $200+ million contracts now
>>144259297
>>144261471What’s the story behind this anime girl and the packers?
>>144261552i don't get it
>>144261478Green Gay haha
They should have benched Jordan Love, the game was over. He's not Mahomes, he's not going to make a clutch comeback win with only 30 seconds left.
>>144261566heebie jeebies!
>>144261552Wtf is this real?
>>144258612Carson Wentz threw a touchdown pass after having his ACL exploded.
>>144261653His dumbass tried to fight the sack like Tua instead of going down.
Hurts kind of sucks. several god awful decisions. honestly think they would have won easily with pickett, but obviously not a long term option.
>>144261690Say what you will about Wince and his faults but at the end of the day he's still white.
>>144259163He also dresses like a black teenager.
>>144261421one of these days a GM is going to realize there are half a dozen baker mayfields available for cheap every year and the market is going to crash
>>144261191You don' t know her like i do .
>>144258838NFC gonna crush dat boy this time
>>144259680holy fuck that's dark
>>144260247oh yea, they're doing so great without him lol
blitzboy being hurt before even taking a singular snap is an outcome anyone in Seattle could have predicted, this genuinely improves the titans defense by tenfold. Jamal adams running around after caleb williams and being behind him by a whole 3 seconds would have been hilarious tho.
Jordan Love proposed to Ronika Stone in June after her volleyball season with the San Diego Mojo of the Pro Volleyball Federation. He popped the question while the two were on a trip in Italythe couple have been together for four years.Love was asked what was harder, playing football in front of millions or proposing to her. "I’d say proposing to her," Love said. "That was intense."A month after she said yes, Love inked a four-year contract making him a millionaire a couple hundred times over
The class of the NFC
>>144261552>>144261471>>144259680>>144259297>>144259220>>144258735>>144258680All this but you don't post the best one of Fraudgers and Gaysconsin being kicked and beaten by the loli?
>>144261944>green gaylol
>>144261753baker mayfield is a top 10 QB so i dont know about that one
the highlight of the game yesterday was that brazilian ambassador milf sitting with goodell
How did my reffies do last night?
>>144261980>that brazilian ambassador milfGonna need pics or a webm of this
>>144261994an offsetting one penalty pre-punt/one during the return replay the down gemmy
>>144261994hoarse
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>>144261653DERP. In the last 12 months alone, Love has had 2 Fourth Quarter Comebacks, 3 Game-Winning DrivesSept 24 - W 18-17 (4QC / GWD)Nov 19 - W 23-20 (4QC / GWD)Christmas Eve - W 33-30 (GWD)Mahomes only had twoOct 1 - W 23-2O (GWD)NYE - W 25-17 (4QC / GWD)Per season Mahomes has had1213342So Love has been much better his first 3 years than Mahomes
that's bait
>>144261944Homosexual bros, it's fucking over...
>>144262042Tony D don't miss
Shitgles with another lucky win like the ones they had last season. I dont know who is worse Lamar or Hurts.
>>144258554Flacco could save the packers season. He is there only hope
>>144262042>betting on green gayhaven't they seen the memes? idiots
>>144262048did you miss the game? the last 12 months are all you'll have to talk about for the next 12 months lol kek what a bitch
>>144262067If your QB scored 34 points last time you played Green Gay you still would have lost by 2 TDs
11 Hours Ago Was: was 9:16 PMSo Packers plane is just getting back to Green Bay now, then they have to find an MRI to take Love to
>>144259975NFL - "We Care About Player Safety"Also NFL - "Let's send a bunch of our Entitled, Low-IQ-Would-Be-Felon-Multimillionaires to play in one of the most dangerous countries in the world on a field made from oily banana leaves and fill the stadium with a bunch of "why is the ball not round?!" Favela-Tiktok-Monkeys"
>>144262099Why didn't they give him an MRI in the locker room?
My updated NFC North predictions:1. Detroit Lions 12-52. Chicago Bears 11-6 (+1)3. Minnesota Vikings 7-10 (+1)4. Green Bay Packers 5-12 (-6)
Jeez guys jalen Carter first kills somebody in a car crash and now this? Dudes a monster. That’s why I have his Jersey ;-) I only root for savages like Carter, Dawkins and Ray Lewis
>>144262119They tried that. The technician stole his wallet and the MRI turned out to be part of an old waterslide.
>>144262119haha you fucking retard
i dont think /nfl/ is ready for bearded Daniel Jones
>>144262113The NFL ruins soccer pitches. Ther German stadium where they played had a disgusting slippery pitch during the Euros and it wasnt like that beforeAnd if they cared about safety Shitcongo wouldnt have a professional team
>>144262144at least you have standards and don't have Winslow Jr jersey
>>144262048what about the sb?
>>144262119Bro what stadium on the entire planet has a MRI machine?
>>144262119Only two NFL stadiums, Dallas and Cincinnati, have MRI scanners in their stadium, but because MRI scans take so long, most teams have not added them and prefer that the patient goes to a hospital for this testing. Some teams have standing time slots reserved on Monday for the players who were injured on Sunday.All 32 NFL stadiums have an X ray machine
>>144262199my team's
>>144262199They probably don't have a MRI machine in the entire city of sao paulo tho
>>144262207>but because MRI scans take so longThey take like 30-40 minutes depending on what part of the body they're looking atThat's like a quarter of football with ads
NFL should have a game in the Bahamas.
>>144262207It shocks me that there are two. MRI machines can cost millions, and the installation and dismantling of the machines and the rooms they sit in is extremely complicated.
>>144262239go fuck yourself
define Aura
>>144262207
>black qbs
>>144262282And there it is.
>>144262282Do it on your real account you coward
but youtubers told me jordan love was the reincarnation of jesus christ ;(
>>144262199Jerry World
>>144262239This would actually be nice as long as it's in October or later.
>>144262295He is. Jesus resurrected after 3 days just like Jordan Love will. Hopefully he never has to play on that shitty field again.
I like these mentally ill borddrline retarded nibbas like Jalen Carter, what a beast. Also I thought Mitchell played well, promising for a rookie in his first NFL game
>>144262282>2 minutes ago>-42 pointstop kek
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if that was a normal field jordan love's ass would have been on the ground the instant that big gorilla nigga touched him. The only reason he's hurt is because carter had to use extra strength to grab hold and he tried to escape on a shitty slippery field. He's right in that he was making a football play. Hopefully Love takes this as a lesson not to be the next incarnation of Carson Wentz.
>>144262325Clara is based
>>144262238once youve decided you need an mri, youre done for the game anyways, might as well wait.
>>144262325I would HEEM the fuck out of Clara.
>>144262325I don’t know what’s funnier, the Josh Allen reply or the last one
>>144262325For me? It's Clara.
>>144262042NFL network had some article where all their experts made their Owl predictions and Green Bay had the 2nd most picks to win it after KC. More than the Lions or 9ers. The (((media))) just can't help themselves I guess.
How are Giants fans doing?
>>144262258
>>144262325This scumbag murdered a real person and now he's playing victim.
NFL should have a game in Finland
>>144262453Murder means it was premeditated. Do you have proof that he planned for the other person to die, and it was specifically at his hand?
>>144262243>It shocks me that there are two. MRI machines can cost millionsYeah where could an NFL team come up with that kind of money?
>>144261994i really liked the roughing the passer call with the hit less than a half step behind ball release.
>>144262453they genuinely don't view life the same way as us. They treat it like a video game. They think reality is grand theft auto. and it might as well be with how they've fucked every major city in america.
After much consideration I've decided to switch from my local team to becoming a Chiefs fan.Feels good having won 2 Owls in a row. Here's to the 3peat!
>>144262362>>144262370>>144262376>someone says the n-word>laugh hysterically you people are as easily entertained as a toddler. makes sense since your mental acumen is also that of a toddler's
>good guys are already 0-2 this season
>>144262439Probably still gooning over Nabors(who unlike saquon requires a qb to function)
>>144262464I mean look at the guy. Most people who look like that are murderers. Someone died near him? Oh who could possibly be the perpetrator???
>>144262513>pretending to be racistCome on Charles
>>144262476ah yes, the famously free-spending owners of nfl teams. you fucking dunce.
>>144262239yeah yeah, now change my sheets boy. your local women squirt a lot
>>144262531Well 2 of them have a one they obviously spent the money on it
>>144262364Mahomes would come back to the game if the MRI showed nothing was broke or tornHe's got that dog in him though
>>144262587Brittany does for sure
>>144262550ok but one is jerry world which is not surprising at allcincinnati on the other hand is at least curious
>>144262550They made taxpayers fund it.
>>144262550two of the cheapest owners in the league as well. the others don't have any excuse
faking it
>>144262587mahomes would come back in if x-rays were clean, theyd never move on to mri unless he couldnt stand, which again, means his night is over anyways. its just not a good use of money when every major city in the country has several nearby that the team can commandeer the next day if they want.
>>144262648did he fake his knee popping on camera as well?
no games today? what hPpened to 5 days straight of foobal
>>144262673cfb is technically football but it's for faggots living in the glory days. you'll find plenty of cowboys fans there
>>144262673College Football is in today.
>>144262670It was an optical illusion
>>144262648>faking it>it's literally hyperextending in the webm
It's out
>>144262706>Good guys>49ersMust be a Marvel fan
>not an ankle injuryRIP his ACL/MCL
>>144262706>Whiners>good guysChinese hands posted this
>>144262706zoomer ass list
>>144262722>>144262718People loved the Brock underdog story. They were given face treatment for sure.
Karma is a bitch
>>144262731Did they also love the entire rest of the team being publicly known crybabies?
>>144262718>>144262722Nick bosa is the goodest guy in the league
>>144262706>coach primate>good guys
>>144262338Fucking Zach Baun was everywhere lol. He played really well. Supposedly Fangio loves to take a random guy and make him into a project and it seems Baun is that guy for him this year.
Trent Williams is white.
>>144262720Ruh-roh Raggy
>>144262755In that case, George Kittle is black.
> [Russini] When the Packers land, Jordan Love will get an MRI. I’m told an ankle injury has been ruled out at this point. Right now, it’s just wait-and-see for more information on the injury.
>>144262673Gay ass college football keeps real games from being broadcast on Saturday until towards the end of the NFL season since the college season is shorter>>144262687
>>144262720No way they play the rest of the season with Malik Wills, right?
>>144262687Maybe if you have a lame alma mater
>>144262706Move Saints to bad guys for ending brett favres career and protecting pedophiles. Move deadskins down for not leaking the cheer leader photos and telling Trent Williams to not be concerned about what ended up being cancer, and changing their name twice.
Eaglesbros…should we be worried about hurts? Defense looks nice though
>>144258772Midwest aesthetic
>>1442627874-13 season incomingLooks like da burrrs might actually make the offs since GB and the Kangz are fucked at QB
>>144261994All time great offsetting penalties, 12 men on the field for both teams is something I've never seen before.
>>144262825>Eaglesbros…should we be worried about hurts?Yeah, he's one of the most anti-clutch pussies in the NFL and he doesn't have Jason Kelce anymore
>>144262706>steelers>good guysdirtiest team in the history of the nfl
>>144258772Most midwest cities don't have much to do or cheer for besides football at a time of year where the weather is the shittiest. So the cities treat their teams with a reverence that other regions don't. South loves football too, but their true love is college ball.
>>144262835Four wins with Willis as the starter is optimistic
>>144262825Kind of. His errors were blatantly correctable though. If he just throws the ball away both times instead of heroballery he has pretty much a great game. I think the league has caught onto the QB runs and they need to do it less so it's more effective. Really happy with how the defense played and thought Moore did a good job playcalling. He really mixed things up and it's nice to see more than 4 plays being called. >>144262787Idk why but the Packers depth chart only shows 2 QBs (Love and Willis). Usually a QB3 is listed even if they never show up to games. They'll probably sign someone later today.
>>144262852Shut up idiot, do you know how much racism there would be without the steelers?
>>144262859Only regularly gets really cold and shitty in the upper Midwest or by the great lakes
>>144262802Favre played another year
>Bryce Huff didnt get a single sackBut I was told...
>>144262875Tannehill SZN or they'll trade for Dalton>>144262825>29 points >414 yards >Defense looks nice though
are people going to do a "what could have been" thing with Love even though the game was nothing special?
Gay ass league with gay ass fans
>>144262852>they disrespect teh towellmao what a team
>>144262825yeah i'm okay with us drafting another QB in 2025 regardless of what happens this season
>>144262909Eagles defense was the only reason they won. They made huge stops in the 1st half but got gassed in the 2nd half. Even then they still held late in the game.
>>144262828Yeah, it fucking sucks there guys and everyplace looks like Gary IndianaDefinitely don't come
>>144262891Eh, winter in Cincinnati may not be as cold but it's just as desolate.
>What's the double H stand for?lmfao based rypien
Who you guys got for your all pro killer team?So far I have:WR: RuggsWR: Donte StallworthTE: Aaron HernandezLB: Ray LewisDL: Jalen Carter Need help filling out the rest of the roster
No, as long as the Darkners existSoon the reunion
>>144262968Gassed because the offense couldn't stay on the field?
>>144262825He had two bad INTs, but I'm hoping that's more on the usual week 1 sloppiness.
>>144262908did he even register anything statistically?a tackle, a hurry... anything at all?
My lovely wife, Temujin <3
Soon
>>144262909>>144262968I was impressed by the iggles defense, in the first quarter they looked like the 2018 Bears, classic Fangio everyone swarming to the ball.
>>144263065Lions gonna eat the Rams. Matt Stafford is a bitch
Who has the weaker defense? Rams or Lions?
>>144263069>everyone swarming to the ballThat was the most encouraging part. >>144263018Yea lol, especially in that first quarter. But also you have to understand eagles fans are comparing last nights defense to the completely disorganized and soulless defense they ended the season with. It wasn't going to be hard to be better than that bit I saw them being aggressive, know what their fucking responsibilities were, and make some really important stops that kept the eagles in the game. Packers were 1/4 in the redzone, that saved the game.
>>144258772The mystique, everybody has heard all about NYC and LA, site of many movies, subject of many songs and books. You can't even begin to feel the vibe of Findlay, Ohio or visualize the landmarks of Rapid City, South Dakota. If you hear a band you'd never be able to say, "yeah, that's the Battle Creek, Michigan sound" because you wouldn't know.
>>144263008mike vick can play qb
>>144263008OJ at RB obviously
>>144263008How the fuck do you not have Bernard Pollard on there?
>>144263008>no OJCome on man.
>>144260134Already taken
send joe flacco's ass to green bay
>>144263153The absolute state of zoom zooms
>>144263157Then who will the Colts qb be after week 3?
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>144258612You can walk and even run with a torn acl. You can't cut or plant though.
>>144263186NFL should apologize for broadcasting that game
>>144263153OJ didn't kill anyone.
>>144263092Only thing you're gonna eat is my meat, you loser.
>>144263218Neither did Ray Lewis or Jalen Carter
>>144263187He's a QB not a farmer, idiot. He'll be fine.
>>144263153Thought it was a killer's list, not armed robbery
>>144263186>I JUSS CAIN!
>>144263241Ray Lewis absolutely massacred that guy. Should have been banned from the sport immediately.t. Giantsfan
>>144263255>not a farmerBet he's still whining about 40 acres and a mule though
>>144263218It was a coalburner and a hebrew so you're technically correct
>>144263186based we ll be rooting for him
>>144263218Very true.
>>144262497Go back, faggot.>>144262706Bucs will always be the good guys
Just took a huge Daniel Jones.
how much game suspended for low blow
>>144263329SOVL
>>144263344looks clean to me
>>144263227enjoy L LA bitchboy :)
>>144263344Wait is this the play he got hurt on? Lmfao what an absolute puss
>>144263344>YOU CANT JUST TRY AND TACKLE WHEN YOURE ON THE GROUND!Watch a different sport. Try basketball.
>>144263255Kek good one
Please be fucking true
>>144258524Based
>>144258626If you weren’t a faggot, you wouldn’t have made that comment
>>144263344*pop*
>ok Jordan, you have 30 seconds with no timeouts to get downfield and score>remember, if you're in trouble, try to keep the clock running by extending the play instead of throwing it away>now go break a leg
>>144263179Texas legend Sam Ehlinger
>>144263483you think hes dumb because hes black dont you coward
>>144263344Is he ok?
>>144263344For what?
>>144263505Torn bussy. But that was an ongoing condition.
Patiently awaiting Jordan Loves injury report
>>144263509He was trying to blow Jordan love but his head was too low to reach Love's cock. Unacceptable, really.
>>144263494hes dumb because hes a football player
gaylen sharts kekjordan manlove kek KEK
>four melanoid quarterbacks have played so far>the only good one was the whitest onereally makes you think
>>144263538jared cock loving faggot kekkies
>>144263483>>144263494there it is
>>144263344He'll get a reward from Fangio for it.
Insider here It's a partial mcl tear plus a full meniscus tear. 4 month recovery time.His bussy is also very beaten up, will have to refrain from gay sex for a year
>they're calling MY QB "dumb" Yeah, no. Try again.
>>144263447Yeah that’s 100% bullshit. He definitely tore something
>>144263340I'm currently taking a Poo Pooscott. It stinks.
>>144263605It's probably a torn mcl
>house nigga can scribble on a board>packers fans wildly impressedKekeeekeckle dooooo
>racism outside of /b/>no retortCase? Rested.
The worst thing about this jordan manlove injury is that the nfl will create new gay rules to protect him and other QBs next year as usual because they can't stop sucking green guy's dick
>>144263447You mean to tell that a dozen literal who retards that post here can't accurately diagnose a medical condition from a 3 second social media clip? What the fuck guys?
guys, i literally cannot stop thinking about black QBs
>>144263687you can see his fucking knee blow out, fudgepacker.
>>144263683a no tackling from the ground rule?
>>144263683kek green gay kek
>>144263683this, just another step closer to it being flag football. It blows because both teams were running the ball well yesterday
did somebody say >black qbs?
black qts
>>144263720No idea, I don't read most of the words here, I just look at the funny pictures.
>>144263729White suburban liberals saying yall is almost as cringe as white suburban zoomers larping as wiggers.
>>144263711Probably, which would be absolutely gay and insane since it's the ball carrier's job to be wary of defenders at all times even when they slip or miss an initial tackle
>>14426368330 grass field stadiums, you mean. The league will soon understand the necessity of modeling itself after Lambeau.
>>144263729she really needs preggo milkers then we can pass final judgement on her looks
>>144262099>>144262207I've had a MRI and they didn't send me in that way
>>144263752>spending moneyLMAO. It will be outlawing tackling from the ground, because that's cheapest and supports the offense.
>>144263725I'm in
>>144263752Do you mean lambeau, the dogshit field that becomes a slip and slide whenever there's fog or recent rain because it's so shit?Or do you mean lambeau, the bad grass / turf combination that caused a non contact achilles injury with Kirk cousins last year?Lambeau is one of the worst fields to play on in the nfl
>>144263752the BR stadium was grass, granted it was some if the worst grass I've ever seen but grass nonetheless also>the owners ruling that they have to spend their moneylul good one
>>144263729Most women in their mid 30s don't look like thatMost women also don't have a multi million dollar dietitian and anti aging regimen doe
>>144263729hags are so delulu
>>144263810>deluluback to tik tok
>>144263805>anti aging regimenadrenochrome
>>144263824ok karen
>>144263805>dietitian and anti aging regYou mean a professionsl makeup artist?
>>144263529Do you think the team will release anything today? I wouldn’t be surprised if with them just getting in from the long flight and then getting an mri of it, and then if needed the team needing to consult on a decision and how to relay it to the press it isn’t until tomorrow that they report.Either way, the NFCN is too competitive, so if he misses time, there’s no chance the Packers win the division. If he’s out for the season then they’re in Vikings territory of playing for picks. If he misses a month then the best they can hope for is another wild card.
i like GB’s WR by committee approach
>>144263850they dont want to admit he blew his knee out. they knew his injury last night.
>>144263868looked like an ankle
>>144263887you can see the knee explode
Jalen Carter's DMs after injuring Lovestay mad, cheesefucks
>>144263856They'll be doing QB by committee soon
>>144263839If it was that simple almost every B and C list actress wouldn't have to bog themselves to try and look younger
>>144263904could just be a hyperextension, no?
>>144263909>didn't have to draft him and he's still helping usthank you based carter
>>144263923if it wasnt bad they wouldve said it last night or this morning.
>>144263856All well and good until you have 3 WR2s (one that's probably only a WR3 on most teams) that all want WR1 salary and have no trade value because the rest of the league sees them as WR3s.
>>144263904i see. i read it’s confirmed to not be a torn acl anyway
>>144263887Knee pop at 0:06>>144263904
>>144263935>AIslop
>>144263950should be easier to replace if it comes to that. desu i’m just coping with the fact that >my team has the worst receivers in the league and rationalizing that it will work out
>>144263951it looks like mcl and lcl. cant visually tell acl and pcl just by looking at tape
apparently he tore his anus
>>144260039>can literally see the popYeah, his shit is fucked.
>>144264013What is the one where you literally can’t walk if it’s torn? He at least can’t have that.
What's his future after getting exposed as a safetyoverthetopbabby?
>>144263850>If he’s out for the season then they’re in Vikings territory of playing for picksIronically if he's out for the season the Vikings are back in playing for a wild card spot given it'll be 2 free wins. I also think Vikings will be better than the bears due to eberflus and Caleb being a rookie.
Can't wait to watch JOK kill the LamaRB and Queen Henry this season.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mov_D0HxF5I
>>144264059That's a full ACL tear.You can still walk with a torn MCL or meniscus.
>paid to get Peacock just to watch last night game>still had commercials>now i'm getting spam emails from them:/
>>144264050Don't worry, when my Saints get bootyblasted by the Eagles, they'll make sure to put a bounty on every Eagles offensive player.
Quinnen Williams product
>>144264138bust
>>144258601that's basically a heel hook he's fucked
>>144261183The league already told every owner and GM, the nepobabby fraud must be a Cuckboy.
>>144264138i told yall eagles niggas that hes fucking useless against the run and does nothing if they get hands on him
Bryce Huff no-showNolan Smith no-showQuinnen WIlliams no-show
Jags winning the SOUTH!
love me some football
>>144263998The Packers definitely don’t have the worst in the league. Jayden Reed appears to be very good. If he joined a team with one of the big name wr1s the media would rave about how good their corp was. There are teams like the pats, panthers, chorgers that have nobodies or old vets and the Pack are better off than them. I’d say by aggregate they should be ranked average, and when you add in their 2 TEs they’re slightly above average. Their strength is their worst receiver seems to be much better than almost everybody’s. GBs starters are all capable of producing.
>>144263980AIslop runs this genny
>>144264224wtf is this real?
>>144264269Just like when cancer envelops a body.
>>144264226>tfw no nfl games this saturday>have to watch college meme ball for the football fix
>>144264252>The only way Josh Allen can avoid turning the ball over is by simply not playing
>>144264181His biggest issue was 100% that. He's a great guy for situations but not as an everyday edge rusher. Fuck you Hassan Reddick just sign up you fag.
>>144262787Dobbs or Trannehill seem likely >Dobbs to DoubsWould be kind of based
>>144264228>The Packers definitely don’t have the worst in the leaguei know. that's my chargers
Morning frensLove status?
>>144264301>didnt say anything about avatarfags>didnt say anything about constant frogspam>didnt care about wojak>suddenly its a problem with AIFunny enough would rather have AIslop than pepe/wojak ever again, at least they are football related instead of photoshopping some hat over some old jpeg
>>144262753Yeah, everyone is now saying Baun is his next Van Ginkel
>>144264359suffered extensive vascular damage in his leg, they had to amputate it
>Jordan Love only target Darius Slay once>Had a 56 Passer rating against Quinyon Mitchell
>>144264325The only winning move is not to play
>>144264379how many weeks will he miss because of that?
>>144264359amputated bussy
>>144264359Due to a lack of modern medical tech in hue monkey land they took Love to the local village witch doctor where the shaman cast a voodoo spell on Love's leg. Resulted in a full amputation and replaced with a wooden peg leg
>>144262875>His errors were blatantly correctable though. If he just throws the ball away both times instead of heroballery he has pretty much a great game.This. Without those couple bad decisions he would have had really good stats. A little dink and dunk for most of the game but that was game-state in the 2nd half.I'm more worried that the RPO/designed QB run game was completely shut down, but that could have just been some heavy coaching and scheming by the Packers D coordinator.
>>1442644174-6 weeks
>>144264067That would be crazy if Sam Darnold led a team to the playoffs. Crazier things have happened and the Vikes have a good D, WRs, and TE. If Aaron Jones hasn’t expired then it’s totally possible. My pick of the Packers are out would be one of the other bubble teams like the Seahawks or Bucs.
>>144264368Pepe/Wojakshit is low quality but at this point it's inextricably linked to 4chan. No point in complaining about it in 2024. But at least it's still usually OC, unlike your cancerous garbage.
Suck my dick green gay
>>144264378>Baun is his next Van Ginkelis this gibberish what the fuck
>>144264428The peg leg was cursed, but thankfully it was the curse of riches and now Jordan love has one of the highest annual salaries of any quarterback in the NFL history
>>>/pol/480894359if you guys wanna check a very normal sane thread
>>144264286100%
>>144263447It's definitely an MCL tear, probably complete tear. Surgery and a ~2 month recovery.
>>144264458whoa tell em queer boy
>>144264458careful man, they'll actually do it!
>>144264449>ocI havent seen actual OC since AIsloppa came, like I said before the most anyone would ever do is just photoshop a hat or beanie on top of some already overused image - whens the last time some anons OC triggered a celeb enough to force congress to make laws about it? AIslop is here and not going anywhere, and is better than what we had before prove me the fuck wrong
>>144264498I miss the days when she lurked /b/ and a Taylor thread would just be Becky posting and marijuana injections.
>>144264491Andrew Van Ginkel was a literal who white dude linebacker for the Dolphins that Fangio molded into a great player.
>>144263218
>Love is so terrified of facing the Bears that he paid the Eagles to give him a career-ending injury
>>144264138Packers have a good oline and good scheme, none of the eagles dline really could get to love.
>>144264497kek
>>144264498You shouldn't go there, broIt's a bad place
>>144264430You can really shut it down completely. Teams have been prioritizing Hurts runs of the RPO over the RB, but when Saquon starts to break out and run all over it'll open up Hurts running. You have to keep running it to keep them honest. Like how you have to keep throwing fastballs so they bite on offspeed pitches.
>>144264766*can't really
>>144258517>tfw glorious fan of da bears >tfw jordan love goes down>tfw their back up gets sacked on a fucking hail maryit's not even sunday and it's already a 2 pony race between da bears and the lions. things just keep lining up for da bears.
>>144264796>back up gets sacked on a fucking hail marykek no one really talked about that but I found it hilarious
>>144259163Dadbod is the meta, always has been.
>>144264844I have an incredible dad bod. I call it "landscaper fit". You're not fat but you're not ripped either because while you're really active you eat too much to be super cut.
>>144259163Budget store paul skenes and expensive livvy dunne
>>144264498The last time I regularly browsed /pol/ was before Trump was elected. Even back then it was one of the least intelligent boards on this shithole. Today it is by far the most retarded board and an obvious government honeypot.
>>144264813dude slipped on the favela grass
>>144264666No one is scared of the bears bro
>>144264920>t. ignorant and coping packers monkey
>>144259163"kind of fat" is literally the job description for a TE.
>Yes, mr. Goddell. Jordan Love is too much of a threat, put him to play in Brazil
My Dad is a Bussologist and he says Love's injury is most likely terminal
TOTAL GREEN GAY DEATH
>>144264498>le pol boogeymanAdmittedly you should never go there now its absolutely horrendous but anyone who says anything bad about /pol/ or /n/ before 2016 aside from occasional stormfaggotry is reddit incarnate and I wouldnt respect a word of their opinions because they havent been tested properly
>>144265018they might as well have played on an ice rink with that brazillian hue monkey half grass half astro frankenstien turf
this bussy is "kind of fat"
>>144258577He’s got paid. Going to suck now.
>>144265082Elon was right about Brazil.
Did you guys like the the overall game? I think the game got better in the 2nd half when players learned how to play in the grass, but I'm not too sure if it's only me. I also hope NFL comes to Rio next and play the match in the Maraca where the stadium is twice as big as the Corinthians one, used yesterday.
>>144265130it was sovl, i enjoyed it. the crowd seemed happy.
>>144265130people on twitter saying it was a disaster
>>144264766Yeah, I agree. I was expecting this team to struggle early in the year and get better as it went on (especially the defense, but also the offense), so a win week 1 against a contender team is a nice surprise no matter how they managed it.
>>144265209Fuck twitter.
>>144264920YUP YUP. Zero fear. Pack may win without Love.
>>144265209twitter is banned in Brazil
>>144265130idk, the crowd seemed more excited than the euro games though. based that the field got jordan love injured.
>>144265130It was sloppy but fun. I think it was evidence the shortened preseason is bad for football quality, and I wish the grass was better but overall it was cool and I hope the Brazilians had a good time.
>>144265237yeah I watched the highlights and honestly 0 difference couldnt even tell it happened in brazil>>144265248i meant the americans but i think people dislike Peacock
>>144264138Charge your phone
For me it's "Ed" Reed Blankenship
>>144264900Hello fellow football fanWould you like to discuss illegal activity online with me?
>>144265339Green Bay paid how much for this?
Charge this bussy
Oh no Quay, what is you doin?
>>144265426>when (You) lag out in real life
>>144265403240m + tip
>>144265339Great coverage by Baun too, damn he really was everywhere
>>144265470>it's another episode of former Saints player goes ham for a new teamyawn
>>144265470
>>144265426He had a pretty good game, but this play was bad. He was containing Hurts the whole game and was too overly concentrated on him here, so instead of plugging the gap he let Saquon run right by him untouched.
>>144265130I think all the laundry really put a damper on the game and killed momentuma new market deserves better than that and I was baffled that even fucking Goodell himself was there and didn't brief the refs to lighten up and put on some blindfolds to keep the game goingbut I guess he loves his refball
Hurts started the game with 2 ints? imagine how shook Eagles fans were kek
>>144265497I am still thankful that you gave >us Darren Sproles and Darren Sproles 2
>>144265581im still shook, I might be out on him if shit doesn't get cleaned up, him and the d-line feel like the limiting factors for this team this year.
>>144265587At least we got something back for Sproles. Don't call Boston Scott Darren Sproles 2 though dude. That's ridiculous.
>team wins >can watch every other game this week stress freeFeels good
>>144265130Week 1 games are always a shitshow. Why they out it internationally on a fucking Friday I have no idea. Thus should've been a mid season game and it would've been 10x better. It was still a wild game, solid 6/10
Jordan Love just needs MO TIME(in the hospital)
Gainwell had 15 offensive snaps, compared to Saquon's 61. Gotta worry about keeping Saquon healthy but I'm happy they didn't force the ball to Gainwell as they have in the past.Also I feel like Shipley is going to be a great piece for this offense. He's very versatile and I think he can handle NFL speed.
>>144265581you’re cute when you try to start conversations about football
>>144265581gaykwan is going to carry gaylens overpaid dumbass all year
>>144265581no preseason experience flying hours down to hueland to play on a shit turfweek 1 is already a "shake the rust off" game that I withhold final judgement on the results but on top of that with the above conditions and sloppy play on both sides of the ball I will wait for week 2
>>144265770This. The first half for the Eagles looked like a preseason game.
>>144265728my goal is to turn into the Russian browns fan here with the same analysis
I like making generals during the offseason when its comfy theres enough of you lazy fucks around now bake a genny damnit
>>144265711It does make sense from a travel perspective. There’s no game the weekend before, and since it’s a Friday, they don’t have to give them a bye the next week to make sure they’re rested. You’re right, the product is going to be ass for sure.
>>144265587Don't forget the superbowl season when Patrick Robinson randomly became elite
>>144265867I will never forget
>>144265913>>144265913>>144265913
>>144265426What more can you expect from a crybaby fake thug?
>>144265130No. Used fake crowd noises because you animals are so soulless.