news: google
>>14426570917 April 2022
i have a feeling there will be more talk about hockey in this thread.
does /hoc/ have the worst gimmicks on /sp/?
>>144265709>>144265709>>144265709>>144265709>>144265709>>144265709>>144265709
>>144265791Probably not, unfortunately
>>144265752Oh no you don't!!
>>144265791no because at least the raped faggot doesn't spam a femboy maid for his shit team.
listening to the new david gilmour album instead of working
bud1raped bitch btfo for all eternity
he dont think bud be like he do but he 1
Early Stanley Cup Champ predictions
>>144265796No one cares
where is noel taking pictures today lads
>>144265850good idea, I'll join you>track one beginsyep, there's David's guitar... this better get heavier or I'm gonna pass out, honestly.. I hated everything they made after they broke apart
>>144265986Biggest disappointment predictions
>>144266012Kys
>>144265986>oilers>starsI must've been abducted and landed on planet retard.
alright thread is gonna be shit, im out
/utah hockey club/
alright thread is gonna be shit, im in
>>144266012literally no one asked
>>144265986I really don’t trust experts
>>144265986Okay who lit up a crackpipe and gave the Hurricanes, Predators and Devils those odds?
even when trb tries to talk about hockey he sounds like a retard
I feel bad for Alex Formenton. Bro got screwed out of millions because some lady regretted a one-night stand.
>>144266090To be fair they’re all on the biggest disappointment prediction list too
>>144266111kwab1 so true
>>144266090Canes fans insisting they didn't want to pay Guentzel for 8 years are coping hard.
>>144265986Rags and Stars (it even sounds like I’m talking about the American flag) would’ve been a way more kino final I hope we see that one day
kek what a bud1
>>144266154we say kwarb around here
>>144265850>>144266012sounds like he hired a high school sophomore to write lyrics for him>the voodoo that you doalright, David, thanks.. for the new album...
>>144266289kwarbb1kek what a raped bitch bud1
>
>no one replies to his shitty unasked opinion>resorts to replying to himselfbud1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm63vZ8Cakw
>Vancouver >Boston>Edmonton Only two of these three will make the playoffs this year
One day the Senators/Red Wings/Sabres will be good, and everyone will praise the Yzerplan for managing to actually make the playoffs.
>>144266430
Imagine being raped by a fat weeb kwarb
>>144266463Sens will make the playoffs with josh bailey, nikolai kulemin and cory schneider
>>144266486we say kwarbb1ceb around herekek what a raped bitch bud1 chilly easter burrito
>>144266289he has a song with his daughter and she can't sing for shit kek
>>144266463Our Sennies are going to shock the league
buds bitch is still seething about being called out for stealing valour
NOW. YOU. BOW TO ME.
>>144266526then I posit that she wrote m ost of the albumand he did it as a family thing cause Mom said so
>>144266080our yetis :)
>>144265850Can't you do both? You can work at the pivot table factory while listening to music
>>144266838retard
>>144266430so boston is missing
>>144266928bud1
I'm never thanking a veteran for his service ever again he might know rapey and never killed him when he had the chance
>>144266807Bro got mad steps
>>144266981he was too dumb to understand they didnt respect him when they made him the delivery bitch
>>144266981>thanking a veterangayest thing someone could possibly do. those military welfare queen fags are the worst
>>144267047has there ever been a moment in life he wasnt a bitch?
>>144267063the us military is one of the top 5 producers of NEETs
>>144266430Could it be the team with a crippled goalie that drastically overperformed last year?
>>144267105fact check: no
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship_Four Did you lads know about this tournament?
Kiekko
Dubas seems like the type of inept numale to lose Crosby
peace sells but who's buying?
>>144267555He can and he will
We ready for this
>>144267587If crosby leaves, dubas will never work in the NHL again
>>144267561:(
my sabies
bud1 but who's locking?
I have a really good feeling about my clubsies
putting my money in nashville this year. stamkos is an unbelievable asset and their tending is good
>>144267561>not me
JOKE FRANCHISE
>>144267823they're the dark horse pick for the western conference
>>144267883mcdavid WILL get a cup
>>144267823>tending is goodOnly if Saros stays healthy. Otherwise it’s all up to Wedgewood.
>>144265986Jen, no
/KRAK/
>>144267883all that just to flop in playoffs again
>>144267883For those curious top 5 easiest strength of schedule >Oilers >Avs>Stars>Vancouver >LATop 5 hardest strength of schedule >Montreal >Columbus >Chicago>Anaheim >PittsburghAnd as you might’ve guessed Calgary is smack dab in the center coming in at a perfectly average strength of schedule.
>>144265745Was a chilly day if I recall
>>144268158Retard
>>144268158all 5 of the teams with the easiest schedules are frauds whereas all 5 of the teams with the hardest schedules suck
>>144265709anyone watch welcome to wrexham where the players got these bras that do chest-strap HR monitor and GPS to track where on the pitch they are? (probably other statistics). anyone know what that is or something similar i could do for my beer league hockey? right now i just track heartrate but it requires my phone nearby.
>Crosby forces the Penguins to sign Malkin and Letang then leaves
>>144268431I know some guys at my gym have something similar, you should research similar products
>anyone watch divegrassget bent, faggot
>>144268442the pens are doomed
>>144268431Every team uses them
>>144266090who the fuck is Tyson Jost
>>144268442Sad
>>144268516The Avs legend
>>144266090What does William carry?
Jets Knights Alliance
Celebrating my 45th birthday today. Just stopping by /hoc/ to let you guys know I'm too old to post here now. That's okay because I have my wife, kids and a successful career to keep me company ;^)
>>144268654hispanic fanbase, team that will soon be based in mexico city
>>144268665Happy birthday old man! Got any advice for a 26 year old?
>>144268665take your meds and see the truth
>>144268665Post your wife's feet
>>144268709Spend lots of time with your family, especially the holidays like those hot summer Canada Days or 4th of Julys and can't forget those chilly Easter evenings ;^)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON CANIAC NATION
Now I am become randy;eater of cocks
>>144268754
>>144268467>>144268500ya everything i search gives me a "wired top fitness trackers of 2021" and they're all watches which i can't wear during hockey
>>144268794is claudio the best current latinx guitar player
>>144268754>walking with zero urgencyjust like his playoff performances
Do you think he'd wear it if I sent shannon this jersey?
>>144268915Yes
the habs are winning it this year, mark my words.
>>144268962they're not even winning their division
Who are we taking for President’s Trophy this year?
>>144267883Strength of schedule is a meme in the NHL. Any random 2 teams have a schedule that is at least 73% identical
>>144269006our nuckies :)
>>144268987scared already? cute.
Name one (1) Finn worthy of being spared in the finnocaust
>>144267994I'm going to have to agree
>>144269007Oilers play the Sharks and Ducks 4 times each this season.
>>144269066
Whew lads. I almost Marner my pants. I always get a very loose Marner after I eat barbecued meat and only slept a couple of hours before. But luckily I made it to the Tavares just in time.
>>144269066bulju
>>144269105Wow, that's at most 1 more time than everyone else in the conference.
>>144268915only one way to find outinclude a (very brief) fake letter about how it's in honor of your dead grandfather whose name was "Bud" or something
>>144269159Fraud schedule but I suppose they are the oldest in the league maybe that’s why
Damn, they took a nice scalp in the CHL today. Good job!And fuck Växjö Lakers.
>>144265986So everyone just assumes the Cats blew their load last season and they’ll return to obscurity now that they’ve done it? What the hell are bottom 5 teams on this list doing ahead of them?
>>144269332They’re favored to repeat on most betting sites
My Sharks will repeat
>>144269521Repeat losers, lmao
>>144269521-edly miss the playoffs
>>144269251Calgary and Vancouver also play 4 games against both the Ducks and the Sharks. The scheduling matrix is probably the most fair it has ever been in the NHL>2 games against each opponent in the other conference>3 games against each opponent in the other division in your conference>the remaining 26 games spread equally against the 7 other teams in your divisions (4 games against 5 teams, 3 games against 2 teams)Bettman really should add two more games to the schedule and drop a pair of pre-season games for each team
I really feel like my kings will surprise the league this year and win a series.
>>144269778>canucks/kings series>kings win>oilers sweep them in the second round
>>144269596KEK WAB
>>144269843just like my laffs rags and ruins
Which team does gary rig the league against the hardest. I'll cheer for them.
>>144269778Retard
>>144270279America's Calgary Flames he hates us so much he killed our baby boy
Time for another Marnerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b0qCPGAOo8
>>144270279probably the knights this year
steelers and raiders play tomorrow 8-)
>>144270586sup bro Bret's going to be Raw also going to be HELLA based go steelies
Fuck our national football team is shit. Can't wait for winter to freeze them dead.
>>144269066Rantonen
>>144270330Stay strong flamesbro. Don't let them break your spirit
boston wicked
>>144265709Reminder
>>144270748VERY good image
>>144268158tbf, Johnny died and so did their chance at scoring goals
>>144270711Genuinely why are they so bad?
>>144270881Finland is a pesäpallo nation
>>144270711Someone I went to school with is playing soccer in Finland. He says he hates it there.
>>144270881>Finnish athleticism
>>144270802Half of PA and most of WV is Midwest culturally
FLAMIAC IN MY SOULSTEPHEN SEETHE OUT OF CONTROL I'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF
>>144270881Genes.
trb is still seething about bud?
>>144271186he's been calling everyone in the thread Steven (it's spelled Stephen)
>>144271186If statistics are correct he's likely fantasizing about him too
>>144268665happy birthday, gen x scum
>>144268747>can't forget those chilly Easter evenings ;^)what did he mean by this?
>>144270773boston wicked these nuts
>>144271409Look up April 17, 2022 buddy
>>144271443KWAB
>>144271050We are our own thing
Big win for the Sheffield (life) Stealers today
you might even say they STOLE the win hahah
eating some chili
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119486210https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119471902https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119465322https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119499990k what is the post? i'm not reading through all this shit
>>144272380KWAB
>>144271443meant for>>144272380
>>144272380right here https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119499990/#q119500042
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119499990/#q119500658The moment a man's life would change forever
>>144270603you guys gonna watch the tfed show today
>>144272727Proud to say I was in that thread
>>144272770Absolutely not this is E-God board
>rags
ayo hold up laine was traded to montreal of all places
>>144272727Takagibro got bud all riled up lmao
>the trb post that set stephen off was actually trb being ingratiating to stephenkwab
>>144269148Laffs aren't even embarassed about that meme.They just screech that it's the Russian goalie's fault.They're all begging Tree to just pony up the 12.5m for Marner.He's probably going to give him 13m.Imagine trying to negotiate an NHL contract and not be from Ontario.
Monthly reminder that hockey analytics are fake and gay.>be doughy Ontario man who needs motorcart to move around store>sit on ass and watch hockey games on TV, just like /hoc/>tally up the number of times you believe player had "clean zone entry">post those opinions to spreadsheet>watch millions of retarded hockey fans cite your tallied opinions as SCIENCE! and teams pay millions for access to your tallied opinionsIt's actually a brilliant racket.
tell me how im sposed to live w no ari
>>144271116>he's TGTLTPTW
when the FUCK is noel going to attend an islanders game
>>144274098Erm Stephen shut the fuck up
>>144274160That isn't Stephen newretard
>>144274235we are all stephen
>>144274286I'm not, I'm somebody else
>>144274098she's at a mets game today and she'll be going to an islanders game on november 5th
>>144272112chili is more of a winter food for me
i wonder how this leaf is doing and if he knows he a direct role of the great raping of april 17 2022https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119499990/#119500381https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119499990/#119500429
>>144274348>it's actually from todaycmtsu
>>144274505It’s more of a easter food
>>144274756JEN
bud1
>>144275156good post
>bud2>...bud3 etckeep on keepin' on /hoc/
>>144275225bud is the kid that raped you
>>144265986
>bud2>...bud3 etc>keep on rapin' me /bud/>[]>/bud1/ that is..>the bud who raped me..
>>144275286They'll choke again, Åland
>>144274348>bringing a doll to a sports game
>>>......>*takes Easter bong rip*[]>*,gets raped by a kid that brings dolls to games*
>>144275328it would be fine if he was a toddler but he is a 22 year old man
i used to be a toddlerama
>>144265709The nhl season is too long.
>>144275460Favorite Flame present day and all time
poor jack edwards cant speak anymore cuz of his 5 boostershttps://www.instagram.com/p/C_eWBCVgC1i/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
>>144275460What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
>>144275520good stop posting him here
>>144275494present day: weegarall-time: fleury
>>144275520sssss.... ssafe...... and..... ... ..... efffective
>>144275520poor guy. he really is too old to be a caster
>>144275541moon mist, u?
>>144275657Powerfully based we love Big Game Girls Name Wertz here
>>144275413bud is a man. he needs to focus on getting a job and hitting the gym
>bud is a man.debatable at best
>>144275696moose tracks
lets go panthers#timetohunt
>>144275872great pick
wholesome story about one of my favourite junior players ever. :)>https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/former-nhler-and-addict-brandon-reid-s-new-goal-is-to-help-others-beat-addiction-1.7029187
144275859so it wasn't a man who raped you?
>the city of Eerie
>>144276162>le additcxyea im an alcoholic too you don't see my cryin about it
>>144275859ya seethe?bud1 ;^)
>>144276271you're awful good at hiding your pain
>>144276271you should workout with reid.
>>144276162I'll give it a read. For me, it's AA though :)
Stephen1
>>144276300only pain i'm feelin rn is my lower back but i just took some ibuprofen.
>>144276413did the drink cripple your back? cause, that would be close to irony
>>144276486i don't think so, i think it's shit posture
>>144276413were you deadlifting?
for me its cripple hitler
>>144276650I like the white hoodie manlet.
>>144276650now post the /hoc/x/fit/ meetup
It is better to have had and lost it than never to have had it at all.
>>144276813this one?
>>144276919how very poetic, thank you for visiting /hoc/
its better to not try than to try and fail
>>144266117Never ever have sex with some girl you meet at a party or bar especially if she can find out if you're wealthy afterwards.
More lifting! more running!
>>144277135i need to be fuckable and rich before i can worry about that
What is /hoc/ listening to?
>>144277207https://youtu.be/bu0xf_0qi7M
>>144277252bud1
>>144276919'Tis better to have loved*
>>144277042no this one
>>144276919>>144277286TO BE....
pol is brownint is white
>>144277321/hoc/ is female
how much will Laffs pay him?bids start at 12m per
tis better to have won a cup than to have never won at all
>>144277252Reminds me of early pixies surfer rock. Beauty
>>144277042This image really is the United States of America's cultural heritage gathered in one picture.
>>144277207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x4HiG2adPU
>>144277391aqua velvets are my favorite 90's band that remind me of all my favorite surf rock bands of 60s >also see; shadowy men from a shadowy planet
>>144277467bud1
>>144277391>early pixies>surfer rockbased retard
>>144277207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJmmtrbBJJ4
>obsession is not concern, lad>he follows you cause he's sick and need a doctor >to commit him to a sanitarium>It's incredibly peaceful, lad, he'll enjoy himself and we'll enjoy his absence, just like that.>We won't learn anything, none of us.. that's not what we do here -_->*takes Easter bong hit*
>>144277637KWARB
He was a favorite Ranger of mine.
>hits bong all day in his 40s>is unfunny loserlesson there
>>144277855Sad but true
>>144277635>edm>swedeevery time
>>144277207smooooth jazz
>>144278033jazz sucks
>>144276919Agreed. I want to hit my ceiling once in life
>>144277207John the Fisherman.
>>144278180primus sucks but doesn't inhale
>>144266807>big ugly oaf teamno thanks
>>144277388He won't take less than Nylander.
>>144277944I just like to dance to bangers. And not faggoty diaper house like Avicci or whatever his gay name was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PumhgTEvR1o
what kind of straight male dances for fun
>>144278302He'll take a home town discount starting at 14 million per season. Torontians should be happy he wants to play there, or something.
>>144278060you suck actually, bud.
>>144278341the kind of straight male who can dance well (me btw)
>>144278341It's a good way to get the blood flowing and get some cardio.
>>144276052BEST artist
>>144278435demonstrate you fucking boyslutget in /hoc/cord vc
>>144278060retard desu
>>144278324>I just like to dancei'll bet you do bud. kek ya gay fairy how's the collection going
>>144278515meds
People have been dancing since the beginning of time. Stop being a brainwashed retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alf-yg9VmjESo what's Blue Jackets plan now? Tank and hope for number 1 pick?
>>1442785371993
1933
>>144278384>video not available in canada
23 Skidoo
>>144278558Blue Js mentioned
Are 1993 posters Habs fans?
>>144278515I'm sorry for you to be to fat to dance. I've been to outdoor raves and danced 9pm to 6am. When I quit my job this upcoming winter my ambition is to go to Ibiza.
>>144278653
>>144278669>I've been to outdoor raves and danced 9pm to 6ami'll bet you did bud. kek ya gay fairy how's the collection going
>>144278622JOY Anonymous - JOY (Up The Street)
>laine>le tir>c'est le but!get used to hearing that this year, fellas
Bud1 raped bitch
Eating the last bit of summer watermelon
>>144278769>>144278788I dont watch the frogcasts retard
>>144278769>Laine>2 buts>Caufield>2 buts
trb is upset he's too crippled to dance lmao hope that burrito delivery was worth it, retard
>>144278816you're missing out, mon cheri.
>>144277089quitter
/hoc/ dance party when?
>>144278874Never tried so never quit
>>144278877
Oh look another mass shooting. This time in Kentucky. Wouldn't have happened if it was in a red state with loose gun laws
>>144277207Moves-Suki Waterhouse
>he quit before he even tried
>>144277207https://youtu.be/bmZQpbNK7t4?si=Fr38_-ZjplhbX_Kt
>>144278916I grew up in Alaska (where the majority of American guns are owned) and this never happened. Thanks for playing, retard. Anyways has anyone seen that new M. Night movie? Is it good?
laughing SO HARD at Notre KWAB right now
>>144277135that's why I'm saving myself for marriage
I had sex once It was fine
144278916not a sport
>>144277159I need more cardio
/hoc/…are you from/reside in the same state or province as your team?
remember when calgary beat edmonton in the playoffs kwab go flames
>>144277343/hoc/ is a boys only high school circa 2009
>>144279017yea
>>144279017Yeah
>>144279017no. my province doesn't have a team. :(
>>144279017From yesReside no
>>144278462mirin' those abs
>>144278324listen to better electronic https://youtu.be/XmKJOdRf_3s?si=SY4KEtvyqfC0FSv5
>>144278877after the /hoc/ halloween party
>>144279017i don't live in florida no
>>144278965have you ever been to swayman's hometown?
>>144279017yes but I want to move out of my state
>>144279012Cardio sucks so much. By far my least favorite workout
Yeah I’m on a seafood diet, if I see food I eat it LOL
>>144279153I want a steady beat and a hooky melody in my dance music. Fatboy Slim is (mostly) too jerky for my taste.>>144279268To a state with looser abortion laws?
>>144279454To a state with cheaper housing
>>144279228Anchorage? Yes I grew up there. We’re from the same part of town and went to the same schools. I’m older than him tho
>>144279369I don't mind it if I can listen to music
>>144279468Does it even exist unless you want to live in a run down house in Detroit??
This team is cursed
>>144273370do the 10 best and see what it looks like. Oh wait, the athletic is pure garbage
I reject your concession and substitute my own.
>>144279709Best thing would be to move them to Quebec City
>>144279763
>>144279806Quebec City deserves hockey
>>144266117should've contracted a beast like me to deal with em'
are the remparts the only team to miss the playoffs in the season after winning the memorial cup?in an 18 team league with 16 teams qualifying?
its a lucky dayGiving it a new season cheer
>>144279706You can still get cheap housing in the south or midwest
Meme game in the Columbus crew game bros >tendie got red carded >no backup tendie >another forward player is now playing tendieOkay based
>>144279894There’s no rule against women playing in the NHL so why hasnt it happened yet?
>>144279964I don't watch football
>>144279936good luck fren :)
>>144279981Ok
>>144279446nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
>>144279964I've never seen a tendie get a red card
>>144280013I missed it but I think he came out of the crease Hasek style and kwabbed a forward on the other team
>>144280008As a former anorexic Costco sheet cake and pizza definitely feel as good as being skinny
>>144280074>former anorexicdid u meet mia
>>144280008how do I get abs?
>>144280074what about ice cream?
>>144280101No the adderall shortage during the pandemic fucked me up. I have a reserve of 3 expired phentermine and a plan so I will be skinny again very soon.
>>144280141Just be yourself bro
Good on 'cado for losing the weight but the guy is still very clearly mentally ill.
>>144280194only an individual very mentally ill could make an onlyfans
>>144280221stephensisters we finally found our job
>>144265986>rags
>>144280243Retard
>>144279915probably. the only time they missed the playoffs since they rebranded from the beauport harfang in the late 90s
>>144280243who would pay for stephens butthole?
>>144280221I get anxious thinking I might’ve made a grammatical error whenever I’m send a text I can’t imagine waiting to receive feedback on a picture of my butthole I uploaded
>>144280256stamkos?i would
>>144280167No way. That’s actually not worth it. Mozzarella sticks on the other hand? I could live on those mfs
is this photoshop
>>144280348nah they probably used illustrator
>>144280348And now you see why Americans cope with Canadian players winning Stanley Cups
>>144280348Denmark will have their day. I give it 7-10 years until they reach contender status.
>>144280434My name is bud.
>>144280348Who's the purple nation, did a new nation drop?
>>144280348
>it will never be the 2010 Gold Medal Game again
>>144280454http://www.czehockey.cz/its the logo of the czech association
>>144280450I think we see them in the final next year
>>144280523weird logo considering their flag
>>1442804802034 Winter Olympics - Salt Lake CityThere will be another 2002 tho>sigh it
>>144280576>spread an obviously false lie about the other team even after you winWhy are women so dumb
>>144280576yes please
>>144280607Could you do me a favour and print this out and sign it. Thanks in advance
>>144280607Great promo though
>>144280348USA only have 1. Their second wasn't a World Champions but the Olympics and because of that Olympics there were no World Championship that year.
>>144280730I'm pretty sure the IIHF's official records supersedes your butthurt opinion
>>144280607i believed it and i still do
>>144280844the iihf is dumbi see no reason why there can't be a team of neutral players from russia
>>144280921Ya that's pretty gay, the IIHF didn't kick out the Americans when they invaded Iraq without United Nations approval.
>>144280846I can't imagine our lesbians would have been cool enough to do that. Then again it was right after 9-11, the whole country went nuts.
been microdosing LSD for brain gains all summer bros the white man (me) is ascending
>>144281004i remember those days. early 00s were comfy.
>>144281036open up your 3rd eye
>>144281036i dark a whole bottle of benadryl once. not my best moment.
>>144281128that's how you sleep for 16 hours in december
>>144280844You can say whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that there were no Ice Hockey World Championships played in 1960.
>>144281222The IIHF itself says otherwise.
wake me up when september ends
I could not get through September without a battleI faced death, I went in with my arms swingingBut I heard my own breathI had to face that I'm still living
>>144281331No they don't.
>>144281036>white manPost hand.(or neck, i like collarbones)
>>144281430Yes, they literally do.
I wish i were more like nikocado avocado
>>144281584how did he fuckin do it? seriously. this shit is insane to me
>>144281610just stop eating like a fat shit and you'll stop being one
>>144281584you're closer than you think.
>>144281610he must have fasted and done a ton of cardio
>>144281610>>144281631this I literally cutout 90% of the sugar out of my diet and stopped eating bread late at night +walking 30 minutes a day and lost 20 pounds without even trying
>>144281631that's not how it fucking works retard
His last video before the grand reveal: "I quit my "weight loss journey". Time to get Fat again"What a god
>>144281004American hockey players are retarded and arrogant, they absolutely would do that
>>144281671i lost fifty pounds in three months by just not eating like a fat shit. am i superior to you, or are you a gay whiner?
i'm on my third can of baja blast tonight how is everyone doing
>>144281361hockey will arrive soon, laine
>>144281671t. fat shit
I used to drink 1 can of coke every day with dinner and cut that out and almost immediately started to lose weight
blue bombers swept my roughridesies ;__;
>>144281726tired but happy. did you get taco bell?
>>144281714the problem with USA Hockey is that the LGBTQ+ culture hasn't been fully embraced yetHockey Canada is at the forefront of educating their parents about how necessary it is to allow your 15 year old son to let the creepy old coach suck his cock dry and lick his asshole while the old man faps....so that your son gets more ice time and earns that spot on the Junior team and can peak at hockey at age 20 and flame out by 25
speaking of cardio and eating, sometimes i wish i were in randylinahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme_Challenge
>>144281670based
>noooo you can't just stop eating cake 6 times a day and lose weight!lmfao fatty fatty boom batty
Nah I bet Coronato was groomed
>>144281871you think grooming happens at harvard?
>>144281923only in the secret societies
>>144281823I'd puke
>>144281923Naked skates aren't grooming it's different
thoughts on the vegas golden knights?
>hey you. fucking kill yourself. you're a fucking 43 year old man and all you do is fucking smoke weed and act like hot shit in this general. you're more depressing than the flames pedo and the retards who stalk a twitter account. you know why? because you're a deadbeat. people should be exposed to your retardedness and be told that this is what happens when you don't have sex at all.
>>144282115They're my bro's team
brr, feels like a chilly Easter evening
>>144282115they're missing playoffs
>>144281656BasedI like the feeling of an empty stomach
>>144282152a 43 year old is a millennial
>>144282190just like my penguins
>>144282152>this is the post retards have been obsessing over for more than 2 years
>>144281483Post where it says that a Ice Hockey World Championships were held in 1960 then.
smokin reefer and thinkin bout the season coming up. how is >your team going to do this season?
>>144282190retard
>>144282283okay bye retard have a nice night seething or whatever it is you do around here
>>144282245proxy off bud>>144282253proxy off blinky
>>144282311they were sloppy all of last season and were lucky to make playoffs
>>144282300i just quit two weeks ago after abusing we*d for over a decade. the first week of withdrawls was so hard but now it's getting better. thinking about all the cool stuff i'll be able to spend my money on instead of lobotomizing myself and running away from my issues. hope you can quit too brother, it's worth it.
>>144282253It was more about trb trying to play it cool with big lebowski gifs while getting visibly assmad
>>144282343they're younger and deeper than they were last season. just need to make sure the tendies pan out and people get less injured and they're sure to make the finals again.
>>144282394in one earout the otherjust like the entirety of your fucking life. you are a worthless sack of shit who has done nothing and acts like bill from king of the hill. you should kill yourself now, because nobody would fucking give a shit at all. you are actually worthless to the greater fucking being of this planet.
>>144282080agreed. neither is humping your teammate in the locker room
>>144282354sounds fucking retarded
>>144282439whoa hey now
>>144282439dude it's a fucking hockey team
>>144282486oh you're upset now? you're upset someone actually called you out for being a 43 year old sad sack of shit who has done nothing but smoke weed and post in this general. you are more depressing than the anime fags who come to this general. you are more depressing than the cringey nazi larpers on /pol/. you are more depressing than the trannies on /lgbt/ who try to pass as a woman. you are more depressing than the gachafaggots on /vg/. you are one of the saddest fucking individuals on this forum.
>>144282312
>>144282463>>144282486>2 worthless postshuh
I wish I could see what the people obsessing over this shit look like
>>144282493
>>144282529
>>144272380>>144272460>>144272727This is embarrassing
>>144282579handsome .....
Idiot!!! i must kill you tomorrow!!1!
>>144282579I want a suomi bull
>>144282526If you agree with him it means canada has 6 less gold medals in total. I'm not going to spend my night arguing with the resident swedish asshole who refuses to accept the word of the organization in charge of both the olympic tournaments and world championships, because he is either too stupid to or too unwilling to accept that his angry, butthurt, biased personal opinion that he pulled directly from his ass is wrong. The IIHF itself says that medals won during the olympic year count as world championships. I don't give a fuck if the drug addicted delivery boy claims otherwise.
>kills you tomorrow
Anyone old enough to remember when Geronimo shat on bud?
>>144265709literally no one watches preseason hockey
>>144282671i doit's when the kids are trying for a spotgood hockey regardless of importance
God I hate the winnipeg jets and how shit they are
>>144282671-_-
>>144282706>a literal nobody pipes uppottery
>>144282728have they simply tried being less shit?
>>144282761give me your phone number let's have a conversation
>>144282350Congrats bro! You’re going great, keep up the momentum!
>>144282662How could I forget
>>144282753based local hockey enjoyer ill see my local collegepuck team play in october
>>144282763i try but i cant fight itur dancing real close
>>144282350tell this to trb
>>144282178Based. Hyped for our steelies and my raidies tomorrow. >>144282190Dream big bud KWAB how was the mets game with noel?
who the fuck is geronimo
>>144282877we got to see a home run!
not much what's geronimo with you
>>144282951me on the left
>>144282931idk>>144282877our metties won
>>144282951i would literally kick your fucking ass if i saw this shit in person
>>144282531my rat :(
>>144282992watch out, we have a tough guy
>>144282951Is that geronimo?
>>144283007i hope the fourth surgery kills him
>>144282951>this person raped a grown man
>>144282992>kickpost legs internet tough guy
>>144282992you're just jealous that i have a girlfriend and you don't
>>144283044>>144283044
>>144283039>tfw no oshi to take on romantic baseball dates
>>144283039yeah stupid because i have a boyfriend
>>144282992>yourThat's not the governor lmao look at the filenames
