cringe thread; kys
didn’t ask
i would let her cut off my foreskin with her skates
embarrassing thread last time.
could an oldfag explain who geronimo is/was?
based thread; kysa (keep yourself alive)
>>144283104Not over yet, don’t say anything
Huomenta but the opposite
just here to drop a bud1
so now what fellas? where do we go from here?
>>144283148Hell
>>144283156GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL
>>144283148We're going to the construction site of the new saddledome to get it cancelled
>>144283141>anime loser goes to be at 7PM on a saturdayyou can't make this shit up. lmfao got a long day watching japtoons tomorrow?
>>144283148south dakota to watch our rapid city rushies
>>144283092I already lost mine :(
>>144283183I hope they can build a toxic dump
>>144283106Lurk more buddy. Eventually you'll learn to suss him out
>>144283187
>>144283148I might get some pidser
Gonna drink coffee tomorrow morning
>>144283111checked
>>144283199just grow one back
Breaking news: bud was just pushed onto the subway tracks by a NYC crackhead. He will be missed
>>144283245why does she have bandaids in her hair?
>>144283111Checked
>>144283259BITE BITESIP SIP
Kek
go knights go!
>>144283264me, too
>hahaha i just totally owned this dude online mom!>see see i posted my waifu, my japanese wife, holding a pill>totally just implied he was schizophrenic!>super mega owned him
>>144283377bud1
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>144283363What a depressing franchise
USAGO FLAMES GOUSAGO FLAMES GO
>mom! you gotta see this!>get the camera! >I JUST POSTED A RULE FROM THE WEBSITE THIS DUDE IS ABOUT TO GET FREAKING BANNED
>>144283378>>144283456I don't think this style of posting is very wicked
>>144283469wicked gay
>>144283469oh thank god you chimed in, i was really curious about what the post police had to say
>>144283518True it could be wicked gay
>>144283378>>144283456i wonder what bud's mom's response to being introduced to his doll gf was
>>144283421lol why are canadians so dumb?
>>144283690so dumb right? like what is up with that?
>>144283469a gimmicks a gimmick
>>144283421_/ _/ _/
I accept your concession.
>>144283421Please god let trump be reelected to save us from refugees
>>144283421Finally a good post
My monthly week sober ends tonight. I can drink tomorrow :)
>>144283972Stay sober for another week because you needed to blog about it.
>>144283690We are the same people brotherUSA USA!
>making plans to drinkYou shouldn't
>>144283994But I'm not asian
>>144283994VERY good post
>>144283199I'm sorry your parents hate you so much.
>>144284025post hand
>>144283972Nice work bro! I’m close to a month sober now
christ what a wretched thread
>>144284169looks like shitdid the dumbfucks get the design from ai
>>144284169I don't think it's the new heart of excrement
>*takes Easter bong rip*
Just out for a rip are ya bud?
>>144284169No soul allowed in this world. Profit is all that matters. And if you reject this fact, you fall even further behind.
>bong ripthat's what happens when Norfe has a pot of beans and fastback and a glass of porter
>>>and fatback []
>>144284377>>144284391bud won
Don't even acknowledge it.
Don't even unlock it.
>don't you dare
>>144281128sounds like a nightmare did you meet the hat man? did the benadryl spiders come to say hello?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/119499990/#q119500658
>>144284169>the new heart of excrementWhat did they mean by this?
>>144284475this is fucking embarrassing
>>144284090Thanks. Living in America is suffering
>>144284492hey you. fucking kill yourself.
>posts 2 year old archive>reads like it could have been today grim
>>144284169AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144284512bretty gud song thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK_Nz3pFuns
>>144284475based OPanon really knows how to piss off bud
>>144284475It's grim that off-season /hoc/ is obsessed with this pretty lame post.
>>144284169MR. NESHITEARDOWNTHISDOME
>>144284515in one earout the otherjust like the entirety of your fucking life.
>>144284567you are a worthless sack of shit who has done nothing and acts like bill from king of the hill.
>>144284569no
>>144284567Its pretty lame that you're a homosexual paperboy
>>144284633oh you're upset now? you're upset someone actually called you out for being a 43 year old sad sack of shit who has done nothing but smoke weed and post in this general.
Pre season starts in two weeks
Saddledome = SOUL
>>144284628Ok but what about after you get all the asbestos out of it?
i refuse to let one flouncy whining homo ruin my opinion of the entire country that peter forsberg came from
>>144284521minus the johnny posting
>>144284655We had a decent off season but we really need hockey to start. At least we got bud1 to carry into the reg
You know what fuck the retarded "bud" shit from that thread, i'm more interested in how retarded this scout's analysis was for Michael Dal Colle.
>>144284567/hoc/ will improve dramatically once pucks drop and new gimmicks appear
>>144284600>>144284633>>144284671That's nice.
>>144284667So what, just don't disturb it
Sweden says USA only has 1 world champion chip
>>144284657So true and based. Fuck Gary and Murray
Me personally I don't count 1980 as a win for USA because Russia wasn't playing that year so not a real tournament
good riddance to the asbestosdome. don't players hate it too?
>>144284872>Mirafraud on IceW is a W
>>144284872Hockey players can go fuck a hockey net I don't give a single fuck about their opinions or what they want.
>Our most recent international "win" was 44 years agokwab
>>144284695He should have been good (like me)
>>144284678The guy who always posted ->we don't talk about john here was simply ahead of the curve
>>144284536looks like shit dumbfuck
>>144284943its just bud seething don't worry about it
neuter all flames fans
>>144284872Just check Weegar's reaction to the awful dressing room
Think about why they would build if only they wanted. I hate our modern generic arena's
Honestly the new Calgary arena design looks pretty good. Better than many of the modern arena designs. Yeah, I know, "sovl" and all that. But these things can't last forever. We have to learn to let go. I know that it's hard.
>>144284921You didnt watch Dal Colle. Dude skated like he was on bricks. Never take players who are always "complete" or "don't have room to grow".
>>144284987what they would build
>>144284964But enough about your masturbation fantasies
>>144284695>>144284993hey bud did you manage to get on the kiss cam with noel? kwab
>>144284991>Better than many of the modern arena designsYour pool for comparison is shit and narrow minded
>>144285007Not a fan of the uh billionaire class but the sphere is pretty funny
>X arena actually looks pretty good compared to most modern arenaspre technology 2000 years ago:
im concerned about how much copey thinks about bud.
>>144285034I know what you mean, but the truth is that we get what they give us and I quickly lose interest in complaining about it for the rest of my life. I’d rather just make the most of it. I’d be happy to keep going to the Saddledome forever, but that’s just not going to happen.
Copey hasn't been here since his knights got raped by our stars
>>144285141slavery is outlawed, anon. also that fucking thing would be way more expensive to build nowadays than a regular stadium
>>144285141Gross, where are the box seats and
>>144285174you should be more concerned that you're dating a literal doll kwab
>>144285191agreedbut fuck jews, niggers, all municipal employees of calgary, and gary bettman
>>144285191Yah fair enough. Live and let live. I just don't like giving a pass to the design when i know they could make something much much much much better. Especially since its being payed for though tax dollars and its replacing such a soul arena.
who's next to die in columbus
>>144285195>Kings' big 2023 move was getting Dubois>Kings' big 2024 move was getting rid of Dubois
>>144285289I think they even out their K:D ratio by killing another fan
>>144285265Right, I agree. I do like the new design better than the one they sharted out a few years ago and I like it more than Edmonton’s. That’s all I got in terms of praise. Hopefully it’s a good experience once inside the building.
Rookie games are next weekend. We are back.
>>144285289Probably lots of people every day. It’s a pretty big city.
>>144285363not if i can help it
>>144285339>I do like the new design better than the one they sharted out a few years ago and I like it more than Edmonton’s.I agree. Its very similar to the old metal design. The new mock up is cheating by having the side illuminated in red. Apparently in actuality the sides will just be metallic.
>sign for 5 years to cbj just to play with your bum bud >bum bud fucking dies >you are now stuck in columbus for 5 years KWAB fuck you Mony
>>144285423You're a faggot
>>144285423i bet you cried when johnny left but didn't shed a tear when he died you gigantic faggot
>>144285423Fuck you Mony is a good guy. Doesn't deserve this
saddle dome is a dump that smelled like the pole at the cathouse>>144285433>>144285455seethe harder you fucking dorks
>>144285457but he did, explain that
>>144285505>>144285518K Y S
>>144285505>Seethe because someone deserves to suffer for going to play for a city that had his friendyou're a fag, sorry.
>>144285455ANOTHER stepehn masturbation fantasy
Imagine being a grown man and crying at the death of a millionaire pro athlete that you didn't even know.fucking pathetic
>>144285537>to sufferSo you admit playing for Columbus is suffering lmao
>>144285561only time i cry is when your mom fucks me in the ass
>>144285423>>144285505My whole perspective really changed when I realized that posters who post like this after a tragedy are just struggling their way through their grief. It’s okay, anon, and I get it. Why don’t you share one of your favourite Johnny memories? It might help, even if just a little bit. Here’s one of mine:https://youtube.com/watch?v=0_FH_ttOwPQA pretty funny way to get a first hat-trick. That team had no quit in them.
>>144285561>i only cry when poor people dieyou are not a good person
>>144285575sometimes bud i just cant fathom how you ended up being so stupidyou must have the worst genetics in all of the usa
>>144285594>>144285595>grieving the loss of a person you didn't knowthe ultimate in cuckoldry
>>144285566now this is a good post
>>144285637Each man's death diminishes me for I am involved in mankind.
>>144285594im actually doing great youre projecting onto me my man, i dont have anything against monahan its just funny what happened to him, he'll get traded in 2 years anyways
>>144285637I'm not gonna explain grieving to you. You are clearly a psychopath. Not your fault.
>>144285637That’s okay too. If you need to vent more, you can take it out on me. I can handle it.
>>144285561Everyone forgot he died
>>144285594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlYdFOt8QAI was at this game and seeing Johnny force overtime in the dying seconds was special
>>144285664No, tragedies aren’t very funny. I get the whole edgy 4chan guy shtick, but it misses the mark this time.
>>144285662so you cry nonstop, every day?>>144285668grieving is usually reserved for those who you have a personal relationship with. Not some manlet hockey player that you are a fanboy of who neither knew nor cared that you exist.
>>144285713retard
>>144285698That was awesome. I went to Game 4, which was the wrong one lol. I did see Game 6 against Vancouver that year though. Incredibly fun and memorable night.
>>144285712I feel a bit sorry for Matt who hasn't been getting nearly enough love. I know Johnny was much more renowned, but I wish Matty's memory was honored a bit more
>>144285731not now bro, I am grieving the loss of toby keith
>>144285777>little bro lives and dies in his brothers shadowlike pottery
>>144285777Yes, I agree. I was pleased that Conroy made sure to talk about him and their relationship as brothers at the vigil in Calgary. I feel terrible for his wife, who now has to go through her pregnancy and raising a baby without the father.
>>144285791I'm sorry for your loss
>>144285810not much of a shadowjohnny was 5'6"
>>144285840Gudbranson needs to be a man and step up. Its his kid after all anyways
>>144285840>fatherless childrenso /hoc/ will continue to live onit's good to see gen alpha carry on the torch
>>144285868is this real lol?
>>144284489welcoming the newcomers
>>144285868>Gudbranson will never take you into his muscular arms and hold you tight and refuse to let goWhy even live?
>>144285891Yes. Its real.
>>144285840I really hope the league takes care of their widows and kids. I couldn't possibly imagine the effects it'd have on my in-laws and nieces if either of my brothers died. And their poor sister, she's going to forever associate her marriage with this. I hope she and her fiance can overcome this
tell yoshi bedtime story now!
>>144285944fatboy slim is fucking in heavenfatboy slim is fucking in heavenfatboy slim is fucking in fucking in fucking in heaven
>>144285944There was once an ugly barnacle who was so ugly that everybody died. The end.
>>144285944I got something just for youhttps://youtu.be/XdUGa3KVXtE
>>144285944it all started on a chilly Easter Sunday...
>>144285934Yeah I don’t know what type of stuff the league has in place for these situations. Obviously they can never make the world right again for that family. But I hope they get every bit of support possible.
what did you guys think of bukkake as the new cohost
>>144285934Gary wont do SHIT. >oy vey sorry for your losses goys
>>144285944Once when i was in grade 2 on the way home from school i diarrhead my pants Anyway you're a winner kiddo and don't you forget>*kisses his cheekGood night champ
I guess Utah didn't want it
>>144286030None of the Jets/Coyotes franchise stuff carries over to Utah. That includes stats and records and stuff like retired jerseys. Officially, Utah is a brand new franchise that has never played a game before. I think that’s stupid, but that’s the way the NHL did it. They were leaving the door open for the return of the Coyotes for some reason, but I’m pretty sure that ship has already sailed.
I was just making a joke
>>144285995Hopefully his teammates will make generous donations too. Make sure the kids have their college paid for, houses paid off, etc. And I'm sure his contract had some sort of life insurance to it. Still not enough to take away the pain of losing them but something.
>>144286030more fitting in Scottsdale
>Breaking news: Jets-Knights Alliance reinstated>Elliotte Friedman, 32 Thoughts The Podcast
>>144285944I FELL FOR HOURS. LUCKILY I HAD A MAGICAL BALLOON
>>144286088I wonder if the rest of Johnny’s contract gets paid out. That’s a good chunk of change.
>>144286144She's definitely still going to have a couple million, I don't think it's the full amount though
Pretty sure the union or his rep would've ensured an event of death clause in the contract and a beneficiary receives whatever is owed
columbus threw the johnny memorial in the garbage already cold
>>144286272During the memorial you could see people opening up purple gatorade bottles and eating the skittles
>>144286305LOL no way you have to be joking
>>144286272That’s too bad. I get that’s it’s gotta come down eventually. But I’m glad Calgary is leaving theirs up for a while. I imagine there will be something more permanent installed eventually - maybe at the new arena.
>>144286272Sad
>>144286305What's the significance behind those? Guessing his favorite candy and what he drank during games?
>>144286398Yeah guessing it was his fav slop
>>144286398when he was a little boy, Papa Gaudreau would throw skittles onto the ice and little Johnny would go after them. It helped him learn to skate.
>>144286305Based, it’s what he would have wanted
>>144286398>>144286415The Purple Gatorade is a reference to the 2018-2019 season. The Gaudreau, Monahan, Lindholm line would always have Purple Gatorade together on the bench. People called them the Purple Gatorade line.
>>144286465Sounds gay
purple has been scientifically proven to be more thirst quenching >it's what plants crave
>>144286465Never noticed the A patch design. Looks nice, any other teams that do something other than a standard font?
>>144286475Just like my Islanders
>>144286480bud1
>>144286475Just like my islanders
>>144286484Yeah it’s the old Atlanta Flames logo. They only have it on the Alternate jerseys nowadays. I like it too. I don’t know of any other teams that have a non-standard letter on there. At least not in the NHL.
Flames are just pure kino what can I say
>>144286535That's pretty neat.
>>144286480Will you shut up you massive faggot? It should've been you.
>>144286701well, I guess we'll just have to wait and find out, how about that? hmm?.. >let's just wait and see if I manage to the stfu, I bet I don't..
>>144284449why files did an episode on hat man
>>144284872they hate it. players don't like playing in calgary
>>144286759I also doubt you'll ever say something funny
Why dont they just renovate the dome?
>>144286701TRB is too fat to ride a bike, was never bound to happen.
>>144286799not if you keep interrupting I won't...
>>144286790when you're blacklisted from winning a cup you tend to not want to play for those teams
>>144286819>y-you are interrupting me!an imageboard isn't meant for two way conversations you dumb fuck boomer
>>144286799This was funnier than anything trb ever did, aside from maybe get that brain injury when delivering a burrito. kwarb
kwarb1
>>144286819No. You are incapable of ever saying anything funny or witty or of any substance whatsoever, you're like a pile of sludge, nothing can be done to make you any better but washing you away forever
>>144286836is that you you butt in to every conversation despite no one caring what you have to say?
>>144286808It would be very very expensive because it would require extensive structural repairs. Also, The Dome just isn’t that great despite all the sovl. The roof can’t support a lot of weight, which prevents many touring acts from coming to Calgary. The acoustics are also terrible. And the third bowl seats have a terrible vantage point and it feels like you’re sitting in the attic. The Saddledome is probably my favourite building in the world, but a new arena was inevitable.
>>144286811He's retarded enough to join the military he's likely retarded enough to walk into oncoming traffic if his wrangler loses sight of him
If I was an National Hockje League player, I would go into thr Players’ Assistance Programs for abuse of drugs and alcohol. I would be a CAUTIONARY TALE. But then I would have a decent season and win the Masterton. And then retire and own a car dealership.
>>144287004personally i would commit some high profile sex offense that causes the league to treat me like a leper and move to russia for a fifth the pay
life is good broshave a good night
>>144287049Thanks flamesbro. Good night :)
>>144287049>>144287085Goodnight Flamesbros. I love this city.
S to spit on /hoc/'s grave
>>144287866Retard
check dismy Anus Hilary Knights mouth
>>144286475>Just like my IslandersThat line hit so hard with me
>>144287049>>144287085>>144287260
Samir can you quality check this >>144289186
samir is sleeping on the job again
Anyone here watch NCAA Hockey?
>>144289748Good morning Dom. Diddle any kids yet?
I am NEVER drinking again
Good morning Flamiacs (Flames Maniacs)
>>>>*takes Easter bong rip*[]>*posts gif of skeleton dancing*>>Unfunny comment spelld incorrectly>>[] .... SpelledI'm a Comedic genius,,,, lads.... >Call me,.Gary...>*gets raped by a fat kid that collects dolls*
>>144289865I watch it when my NHL team isn’t playing
>>144290716We’ve all made that promise before
>sips
Noel went to a metties game I hope she goes to a jetties game too
