Update: Jordan Love has MCL sprain, will return in 2024Commanders send Marcus Mariota to IRRobert Saleh: It would be 'fair' to say Haason Reddick won't play Monday vs. 49ersInitial tests show Jordan Love's ACL is intactChristian McCaffrey expects usual workload in openerVikings LB takes shot at Giants in pre-Week 1 trash talk: ‘About to go crazy on them’Browns hosted Kadarius Toney this weekPackers QB Jordan Love suffers apparent lower leg injury in loss vs. EaglesBarkley thrills Eagles, explodes for 3 TDs in debutRussell Wilson unsure of status due to calf injury
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I love sucking cock and the Lions
ya sneed?
Hard to believe it was a possibility at one point
>>144279287nice falseflagging detoilet
>>144279287go lions btw
Yeah I'm thinking he's still seething about >my Lions
What did normal americans that have sex and dont post on 4chan thought of the game in brazil?
for me it's a big black cock in my ass and the National Football Conference
>nfcPlease sit down
Name the team
>>144279347I don't know, go ask reddit
Me makey stinky gooey goo in me poopy pants. :P Go Lion! Team Lion!
>>144279365ravens and their run game
>>144279347Shit turf
>>144279365lol
MADAM
>>144279245>he thinks north korea is badat first i thought you were pretending to be retarded, but you actually are retarded
>>144279365My stupid stinky Lions!
>>144279431>streetshitter bitch is from the city of hobos who shit on the streetpoetic
>>144279371Lol lions are gay, GAY!
>>144279347i enjoyed watching the crowd singing along to the national anthem
>>144279371>>144279457Mommy's so proud of you for posting it again. You truly are mommy's biggest boy, anon. I hope your Lions win it all, bless your poor, retarded heart.
>>144279451>Is unironically defending NK just to be on the opposite side from meRedditor moment.
>>144279491I love my gay lions! sucky sucky poo poo!
>>144279586How about you win a playoff game
CAME HERE TO CHEW ASS AND KICK KNEECAP GUM FLY LIONS FLY
>>144279586HOW BOUT DEM WILDCARD EXITS
>>144279600Made me laugh, good job.
>>144279597>>1442796342022
>>144279685Football!
OFFICIAL SUNDAY 1:00PM GAMES POWER RANKING>Must Watch Tier1.Titans vs Bears>Might be Good Tier2. Texans vs Colts>Mid Tier3. Jags vs Fins4. Cardinals vs Bills>So Bad it Might be Good Tier5. Vikings vs Giants6. Steelers vs Falcons>Shit Tier7. Patriots vs Bengals>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING Tier90000000001. Panthers vs Saints
>>144279691surely they had a deep playoff run that year
>>144279501Nice.
>>144279720
>Sure, I get it Ben! Just throw the ball to the open receiver!>N-no, it's a little more com-->Alright, catch ya in the super bowl my guy! JA-RED GOFF! JA-RED GOFF!
I'm not a lions fan but why is everyone shitting on them here? They've been a bad team forever and you're mad that they're sort of good now? It doesn't make sense
>>144279700somebody has to play Carolina week 1
I need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144279837One gif
I'M NOT A LIONS FAN. CAN YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I'M NOT A LIONS FAN!NOT THE LIONS FAN! NOT THE LIONS FAN!AS FOR ME, IT'S NOT THE LIONS!NOT A FAN!HOWEVER...
>>144279365Anyone against the chefs
>>144279837>finally had some success>suddenly got cocky>way too cocky for what they accomplished
>>144279829That’s my fucking quarterback
>>144279865Dre Greenlaw vs Big Dom
>>144279837>Sniff a crumb of success>instantly the entire fanbase jumps out of the woodwork to declare them the best team of all timeHmm, I fucking wonder
Temuchan temuchan’s, got the clapTemujin Temujin on my lap Temuchan temuchan loves to yap “Comforting” Temujin, plap plap plap!
go fuck tiger
>>144279878I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>144279945Name one humble realistic fanbase that is not yours.
>>144279365My Steelies still trying win games with defense only :(
>>144279865Super Bowl LVIII
>>144279600FLY LION FLYON THE ROAD TO WINNING GAME TOUCHDOWN 1! 2! 3!WE ARE WINNING GAME!LINOS
>>144279945>declare them the best team of all timeno one is doing that. keep seething about the wions though
>>144279999quads confirms
>>144279700Too bad, cuz I’m going to be worshipping the LORD (satan) this Sunday instead of watching lame football. Cowboys play in the afternoon so it is biblically ok for me to watch the game while demolishing a 30-rack and beating my wife if they lose. Dak Poopscoot better deliver the owl this year or he will be lucky to play for the Panthers as the lowest paid qb in the league next year. JERRUH knows what he’s doing, may the LORD bless him
For me it's the Eagles of Philadelphia
>>144279837>everyoneall me
>>144279347shit turf and shit reffingwhat did hues think of the game?did that game help or hinder the NFL in BR?
>>144280004Lol
if i was a qb in college and saw what the nfl has done to jordan love scripting these high pressure situations to fabricate a superstar to milki would stop playing and switch to baseball
>>144279829>Just throw the ball to the open receiver!There are starting QBs in this national american gridiron football league of ours who can't do this, by the way
Football is Gay (and That's a Good Thing)
>>144280004unironically better than the current lions fight song
>>144280004brings a tear to my eye whenever they chant this in the stadium
>>144279298How will he do tomorrow against gayleb
>>144279347bags of sand
>>1442801136 sacks, 6 picks, 6 meltdowns induced
0-17
>>144279697yeah that one was Dickerson late on shedding that double block and getting up to the 2nd row
What say you /NFL/? Sixth year lucky?
>>144280113Gayleb will feedL'Jarius will seed
>>144279970My El Paso Chihuahuas!
>>144280122Anon, the hue asked for a sex havers opinion>>144279347I thought the crowd was too passive, for such a big turnout it was eerily quiet which threw off the feel of the game. Besides the capos and corrupt politicians /businessmen, who can even afford to go to the game anyway??
>>144279970See >>144280140
>>144280156The Giants lucked out that Eli figured out how to stop being a bumbling doofusIts not happening twice
thoughts?
I really, really like women who are about this tall, do you know any hot, single, tall women (who I really, really like) that you can introduce me to?
>>144280259Thoughts on this bussy?
>>144280091the rainbow was the symbol of God's covenant with man, not some flag for the gays
>>1442802100-17 isn't realistic they'll probably win like 3 or 4They wish they were going 0-17 watch them fuck themselves out of 1st overall
JA-RED GOFF
>>144280041this guy is based
I really, really like bussy
>>144280282Cry about it
>>144280287Oh 0-17 is certainly realisticThe defense got worse and the offense is still QB'd by a gigantic question mark
>>144280325>bryce young>gigantic anything
>>144280325>giganticWho did they find to replace Bryce Young?
>>144280325>screeching tires as David Tepper pulls ip to your house>barges in, shoving your mother and a hundred tendies aside>slaps the headphones off your head>leaves
>>144280325It's football bruh there's gonna be some meme games where whoever they're facing beat themselves
>Bryce Young
might as well just give us the lombardi
>>144280295I look like this and chant like this
When it's no longer week one and the Lions play the second best AFC team
>>144280429best defensive end imo
>>144280417>Lions turn into the saviors of the NFLThe seethe the Vikings fags will produce will be hilarious
>>144280499He is
>>144280499>>144280520delusional
>>144280496>second best AFC teamNot even the second-best team in their division
>>144280259You fucked it up with the Tennessee moneyline
>>144280259Will happen except for the Titans winning
>>144280282So that's how desert people explain rainbows
>>144280545nah hes the best end. most pressures and he stops the run and he makes every tackle even when he has to chase guys down from the opposite side
I unironically think the Lions are one of the teams in the NFL
>Now here's a guy with multiple sexual assault allegationsI hope Tirico does this all season lol
Is the Titan's 3rd string QB about to start in Green Bay?Will they pick up Ryan Tannehill?
>>144280668He looks like a raider too.
>>144280625>>144280642A number one pick has never ever won their NFL debut. Never.
>>144279700>Titans>Must Watch
My Heterosexual and Powerful Seattle Seahawks!
>>144279700>Vikings vs GiantsDoes Danny Dineros get paid another $160 million green american dollars (plus tip) if he wins this one too?
>>144280156Fucking Kay Adams will change a man
>>144280848maybe 10 years ago when she was kind of hot
>>144280520>since 2020If I wanted useless stats I'd go to r*ddit
>>144280927Same guy who called Taylor mid?
>>144280767I am extremely jealous they got Sam Howell. Who I think replaces Geno eventually if he chooses to stay.
You are now aware that, back in the bad old days of the Archie Manning Saints, the French Quarter in New Orleans came to be known as "the fifth quarter," because after every game most of the Saints players would go there to drink, smoke, and fuck hookers.
>>144280976Tay is fine and not bogged unlike this slavic hag
Shitposting aside, the Chiefs are the team for people who know ball. They run a potent, exciting offense led by a transcendent quarterback and the most innovative offensive mind the sport has ever know. Their defense has elite talent at every level and has proven time and again they can lock down the best offenses in the league. Each play is a masterpiece that honest-to-goodness football lovers can gush over in real time, and savor in replay. Their dynasty is evidence that the Chiefs are the sport's peak.On the other hand, the Lions are for plebeians who like to think they know football but instead are suckers for narratives like >>144280417. Their coach is a living meme who exists only to give 70 IQ soundbites and call up fake punts to compensate for his so-called brilliant offense repeatedly stalling. Their defense is among the worst in the league and only seems playoff-worthy when they face injury-ridden offenses and get to square off against backups that are closer to their skill level. Despite this, the media constantly fawns over them because the story of a plucky underdog still sells for some perplexing reason, as if watching masters of their craft isn't infinitely more fulfilling to the discerning eye.That's why the Lions incur so much hatred here, while they're better suited for casual fans like the ones on Reddit.
>>144281076It's so sad how quickly women deteriorate.It's like overnight the magic disappears completely.
>>144281117Aristocratic post
>>144281117>Maholmes runs around for 5 seconds while 74 gets to stand up a full second early to barely get the ball near Kelsey on an improvised routeHardly quality football, tbqh
>>144281140Women in their 30s and 40s can look good but typically not when they get regular botox injections and plastic surgery and slowly become monster looking people
>>144281228Plebeian reply
>be named Ndamukong Suh>6'4 giga nigga>dirty ass player>sounds like a white dude>actually graduated collegeWhat?
>>144281335>t. unironically enjoys madden highlights
>>144281117Shitposting Mahomes magic memes aside, Andy Reid/Spagnoulo's schemes alone are a treat to watch. If you don't know what to look for search up some play breakdowns on youtube and dudes are gushing all over themselves explaining how impressive the calls are.for exciting QBs I like watching Matt Stafford
>>144281371Also one of the dirtiest players ever
>>144281322>>144281076yikes
>>144281388That first quick fake hand-off pass play the Chiefs did immediately had me sitting up in my seat going oh shit ok
Coach primate
>>144281405You think women regret doing the surgery after they see what they look like instead of naturally aging gracefully?
With the packers and viqueens seasons officially over, can the bears pull a fast one on the loins this season?
>>144281560>Black HCs
>>144280734nice sample size retard
>>144281590wild card spot and immediate wild card exit is the best I can do
>>144281590Highly likely
>>144281590We'll find out on Thanksgiving
>>144281560there it is
>>144281590No, even nerfed the Vikings are still better than the bears due to >shit coaches >rookie QB>unimpressive oline
>>144281560>Nkek
>>144281599And there it is.
>>144281651Burrs have an elite defense and receiving room though, surely that counts for something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we8dSTcLMMI>the entire video is gushing over andy reid's schememahomes is the most overrated qb in the history of the sport
>>144280035anyways go lari
>>144281590If the Packers get a good backup like Ryan T, I don't see much of a problem for them. Jordan Love is not the driver of that offensive, he is just slinging it to guys with their coverages blown.
Doesn't really take much to get a wild card spot in the NFC now that they have 7 teams in the offs
>>144281675What could it stand for?
why has the nfl never drafted a woman?
>>144280267Sounds like my kind of guy.
>>144281710i think the packers need someone more skilled in order to make up for the fact their defense is aids losing Love knocks off like 10 points a game for the packers which is a huge problem
>>144281743systemic racism
>>144281679One of the receivers is an unproven rookie, another is 32 years old, and their TE isn't anything special.Bears defense is solid but I wouldn't call it elite.
>>144280998Yeah we're going for bargains now, no more Russlels for a long time I think.
>>144281560Is that KFC ad real?I can never tell with you fucks and we do live in (((clown world)))
>>144281560>spend the off-season scaring away talent >advertise to freshmen and sophomores you're going to follow your son to the nfl, so if they come to play under you it's only going to be for a year>pitiful 4 win program you're "reviving" gets even worse Lol
I have this sneaking feeling that the Titans are due for a meme run.
>>144281623>bryce young... lost>trevor lawrence... lost>joe burrow... lost>kyler murray... lost>baker mayfield... tied>goof... lost>jameis... lost>luck... lost>cam... lost>bradford... lost>stafford... lost>jamarcus russell... lost
>>144281846yeah hes in a kfc ad
>>144281777>Bears defense is solid but I wouldn't call it eliteBut bro they played good down the stretch after their season was already over!Adding one player turned them from shit to elite overnight!
>>144281883The only feeling you're doing is your hand on your own cock homo.
>>144281590The Bears do match up pretty well against the Lions based of last season. They had a convincing win at soldier field and dominated most of the game at ford field until another 4th quarter offensive collapse happened.
Which team is gonna be the first to get a woman coach?
>>144281970one of the faggy california teams
>>144281878He was one of the biggest money chasing faggots in NFL historyI don't blame the guy for getting paid but when you're basically a mercenary to the highest bidder you don't garner much respect or allegiance
>>144281914You havne't named one good qb in that list
>>144281970Green gay, 49ers, Commies or Bengals feel like the teams with cucked owners / administration to do it.Thunk 49ers are the first ones that employed a female "coach" after all
>>144282078i don't know how to tell you this, but caleb isn't good either
>>144281397only to aaron rodgers, who deserves it.
>>144282143packers fan detected , opinion discarded
Bros, I didn't think it was possible, but the last game mindbroke so many people. The sheer thought that the Chiefs might win three in a row has turned every single discussion about the team into eternal seething about Taylor or nonsensical refball allegations.
>>144282183he's a fucking brainlet faggot man. he will throw like three picks tomorrow watch
>>144282231>nonsensical refball allegations
>>144281781I think you got a real underrated QB with Sam. He was playing behind a dogshit OL and threw for like what almost 3k yards? And him being so young means he is still in development stage; there is upside to his game. I was heart broken my Jets did not get him, but I could understand they wanted a backup that was a solid Vet and not a young player with upside.
Cowboys @ Browns will be a comedic shitshow with both teams offense being inept. Winner is goes to the lucky team who gets more INTs near their goal line.
>>144280035Not this shit again. Better than last season I guess
>>144282391Browns aren't that good so we're gonna see Stat Padscott tomorrow.
>>144282429Their defense is good though
>>144282478wtf is this real?
>>144282429>we're
>>144280734Are we talking about #1 overall picks or 1st round picks?
>>144282353Correct.
I never watched him, I was pretty young when he stopped playing. Was Deion Sanders actually good, or did he just have good branding?
>>144282522Yes we you stupid fuck.We, as viewers of the sport, are going to see Stat Padscott. Learn some fucking grammars.
>>144282478Delet
>>144282544He was defensive player of the year in 1994
>lost Sneed>lost Gay
>>144282530#1 overall pick hasn't won their first game since clowney#1 overall pick that's a QB hasn't won since smeth
>>144282544He's literally the greatest cornerback of all time.
>>144282544My Dad watched him and considers him to be the greatest CB to ever play in the NFL. Only CB that comes close is what Darrelle Revis accomplished back in like 08-09.
Rams football!
>>144282694Strange since his name isn't Richard Sherman
>>144282391Both offenses do look ugly but I like the Browns to win that game because it's in Cleveland and the Cowboys offense line is probably going to be worse this year, like the Ravens which we saw on Thursday night. The Browns did have the #1 defense at home and their pass rushers should have a good getting to Dak.
>>144282666>McDuffie's ScDuffie and FcDuffie>Formerly Sneed's
>>144282719Richard, go to bed.
>>144282719PED merchant
>>144279527How's Rain Code ? I have a hacked Switch, but I'm too lazy to add games to it, but I see it recently got a PC port. No English language yet, for some fucking retarded reason, but that'll be patched in shortly.
Does Sneak still come here or is old sp lost forever
>>144280282It’s the covenant for that bussy now >>144281027Based >>144281562>passing on a bimboed out Joan that would pay your bills and take you to Waffle House the next dayYour loss
I'm bored. Anyone want a highlight webm?
>>144282666Still have Mahomes bro broPlus all these faggots shitting on Worthy for being tiny were wrong considering he dunked on the Ravens for 2 TDs
>>144282719
refs gave the chiefs a 5th down
>>144282801Show me Brenton Bersin highlights
>>144282782Sneak is still here from time to time so he can shit on the Packers.
>>144282779Waiting on the English release, same as you. I heard it's more Kodaka kino though.
>>144282801bears defense highlights from the lovie era
>>144282801You have the 2 Worthy TDs where the Ravens didn't even touch him?
>>144282231if they beat the Bengals next SNF - sheeesh...the 17-0 talk is going to start immediately with that schedule and ramp up every week. historic villainy status
>>144282782Never heard of her
>>144282813Oh, the team is solid as fuck, I was just lamenting the loss of le funny maymay names. Though I unironically loved Sneed.
MY Kansas City Equipment Managers
>>144282878Why's it at Burrowhead? I expected an away game.
>>144282937>Burrowhead*autistic screaming*You're gonna have another thing coming next week with your bleached haired bitch boi
>>144282988Why are you hating on a lifetime Chiefs fan like Joey Gaia Online?
>>144282820He laid a dude out
PUSH THAT PILE PAT!!
>>144283048>Joey Stickdeath
>>144283048He literally met Hitler at UFC so I don't like him
>>144283173>Joseph Kongregate
>>144282820>>144283053Meant to post this
>Joe eBaumsWorld
>>144282848I like seeing teamwork to lay a solid hit on a guy
>>144283048We all start as Chiefs fans in this life, but some stray
>>144282866
>>144283301based urlacher
>>144282801Mods are asleep, post Dawk
>>144283361That was a fantastic play. The entire offensive line, minus the left guard, is there to block for him and just beat the Ravens defense.
BEAR DOWN
>>144283361The Razorcakes let us trade up for this dude kek
>>144283361
>>144283474Faggot
>>144282817
Fun fact: we wanted to draft Worthy even before he broke the record at the combine because his smarts blew the team away. After he broke the record we were miserable because we thought he would shoot up out of our reach. All this to say he's not just speed, Andy believes in his mental.
>>144283361I've seen so many copers acting like his 2 TDs were nothing special and were free. Even ignoring this was his debut, only he's one of only five WRs with a rush TD of 20+ yds & a rec TD of 30+ yds in a game in the past 2 decades (four under Reid).
>Joey https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3EDk1zvpUMWtix19
>>144283624The second one is definitely more of a gimme but you can see him just barely outrunning defenders on the rushing td
>>144283691>just barelyYeah and I just barely fucked this really hot dude at a Cowboys bar
Chad Handsome bros were are nearly SO BACK
>>144283790>gets bogger down on the saints/panthers because muh close game and keeps going back to the bengals/pats game for some reason while two better close games get ignoredit's great but I wish they wouldn't treat the games so equally
Hey I need to write a paper on sports law, and I'm brainstorming topics to write in a booze and reefer fueled haze tomorrow. Any suggestions? Current running theory is the interest cities should have in cutting red tape for construction to facilitate convenient public transit to stadiums.
>>144283624He has 7 blockers versus 5 defender on the first play and the second was a mental error on the safeties part.
>>144283905Not wrong. Have to be fair though I suppose
>>144283484>He'll get bitch slapped on the line>Lands a 30 yard dragon in open space
>>144283953>Hamlins fan absolutely seething his retarded poverty franchise gave Chiefs another weaponLMAO @ your life
>>144283953How long will you cope do you think? Like how many weeks approximately. Or will it be until he's a consensus top 3 receiver by year 3?
Anyone else lose all respect for Mahomes after finding out him and his wife are secret Trump supporters?
it's andy reid. it's always been andy reid. not mahomes. not kelce. not hill. not worthy. not sneed. not jones. reid.
>>144284010I love him now
>>144284010>>144284039THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>144284010Proof? Or is this like the "he's a cuck because his wife has a generic interlacing heart symbol tattoo" thing?
>>144284003He's just Darnell Mooney in a red jersey. Call me when he wins OPOY.
>>144283951the absurdity of title ix and johnson vs ncaa coexisting as law
SERVING
>>144284018It's definitely a huge part of it, but Andy never won an Owl under McNabb.
>>144284062You live under a rock? His wife publicly endorsed Drumpf this week. It's been all over the news. Her and Taylor's friendship is over.
>>144284087Taylor Kelce when
>>144284010Yeah. I found him more likeable when it was just him being cucked by his dog.
>>144284099Apparently so.
>>144279269>Update: Jordan Love has MCL sprain, will return in 2024Packers will be fucked with Willis as QB. It's over
>>144284018>>144284095You get a dynasty like this when you combine and all-time QB and an all-time coach. One by himself might get you one ring, but it doesn't get you the Patriots or Chiefs. To be a really transcendent team like this they come in combination
>>144284087Some guy here said they were breaking up and had a PR plan for it or something
>>144284095the NFL was tougher back than. Defenses could actually play defense and coaches like Dumb Campbell or Kyle Shamalam look like drooling toddlers to Reid who was a lolcow 20 years ago.
>>144283951has anyone tracked this guy down
>>144279302It was never a possibility with him being a stake and partial owner. Why is the media and fans so retarded that they never understood that shit. He can't even do normal broadcast information meetings with teams especially raiders.
>>144284095>McNabbblack qbs
>>144279691Oh shit! Did you guys make the NFC championship?
BEAR THE FUCK DOWN
>>144284167True story.
>>144284208lmao
>>144284181Yes! We even beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl 27-17!
Quinyon Mitchell has still never allowed a touchdown
>>144284087Ah yes, a floral dress and a button-up with dress pants. Truly breathtaking, brave and groundbreaking
>>144284067Remember you thought this. Don't forget how wrong you were like you usually do. Really take this one in, and then refrain from giving your opinions in the future without first qualifying with, "To be fair, I'm usually wrong."
>>144283474Post your feet
>>144284087This is how the average Mexican dresses to go to the supermarket.
>>144284359This.
Oh good, well in that case
>>144283474Got the words on the hands backwards
>>144280046Globo was declaring it a success.
>>144284405They got to witness Stafford for over a decade, so they know what elite QB play looks like.
>>144284087Isis please don't hurt these two. They are national treasures
>>144280208The tickets ended so quickly i dont even know how to answer you.
>>144284405We don't post normie media caps here, chud
>here's your playoffs browhat would u think
>>144284158He wa supposed to be the qb in 2020 with Gronk but Gruden blew up the deal at the last minute. I’m not talk about McDaniels second year>Youre sticking with that motherfucker?!“That motherfucker” ended up being Carr
>>144284426>Stafford>elite
>>144284482What the fuck is this
>>144284482How often is there the top seed and 5th seed in the same division? Seems awfully unlikely.
>>144284499the playoffs
Why do head coaches always chew gum?
>>144284529Buffalo and Miami last yeroght
>>144284540Idk why. Gum is absolutely disgusting and I want to curl up and die whenever I come across someone chewing it. Unironically a lot of issues in my life have popped up because I don't want to be near someone chewing gum, I absolutely fucking hate it.
>>1442845292023 ravens/browns2022 eagles/cowboys2022 chiefs/chargers2019 49ers/seahawksetc
>>144284579>stick of plastic made by oil covered in sugar you were right to be disgusted anon
>>144284579Hope you've learned to communicate that
I could HEEM everyone ITT with one hand behind my back
>>144284636another classic post by our resident El Paso Chihuahuas anon
>>144284608I never really thought about what gum is made of
>>144284594I consneed.
>>144284624I do, people just think I'm crazy.
>>144284540it's the rural pipelinequit smoking, chew tobaccoquit tobacco, switch to gum
>>144284540Just the fat ones
>>144284482Ravens beating the Chiefs in the offs lol
>>144284697You are but everyone is crazy over something and it's very easy to accommodate you
>>144284697I sympathizeThe sound of people chewing in general makes me so violently angry I'll leave the room unless I have an obligation to stay. Makes me glad restaurants are so loud with conversation and/or music, or else it would be a personal hell.
>>144284676Leave Chihuahanon alone Nero!
Kenny Pickett would be starting for the Steelers tomorrow if he hadn't thrown a fit
>>144284772
can't wait to watch real quarterbacks tomorrow
>>144284787yup like geno smith and derek carr
>>144284743friends like you would have been a sight when every enclosed area was treated like an ashtray
>>144284724Lamar has beaten the Chiefs a single time, and only because of a CEH fumble last second.
>>144284772>>144284779
Wizard here. Just passing along knowledge, don't shoot the messenger.steelers@FALCONScardinals@BILLSTITANS@bearspatriots@BENGALSTEXANS@coltsJAGUARS@dolphinspanthers@SAINTSVIKINGS@giantsraiders@CHARGERSbroncos@SEAHAWKSCOWBOYS@brownsr*****s@BUCSrams@LIONSJETS@niners
My team plays football tomorrow.
caleb williams is now the 2nd best qb in the NFC north and hasn't played a snap yethas green gay found anything better than malik willis?
>>144283101he really goes for it huh
>>144284824Mines too.....
>>144284817Screenshotting your post so I can laugh at you tomorrow night.
how am i doing?
>>144284861>caleb is better than goffdoubt
>>144284861It's only a matter of time.
>>144284889who do you think is #1
>>144284901big sammy d, obviously
How often do you guys wear your teams hat or snapback?
>Screenshotting your post so I can laugh at you tomorrow night
Did anyone get murdered in the favelas of BR before/after the game?
>>144284901Darnold
>>144284901well it's obviously Sammy D
>you can sleep in and wake up around noon to catch the pregame show before 12+ hours straight of NFL football>post your game face bros
>>144284862you love (hate) to see it
>>144284874>>144284912I hate ai slop but these always make me laugh because they’re so well made
>>144284916>>144284910>>144284922shit I guess I must concede
>>144284914Goodell hired McDeathsquads to purge the streets beforehand, for player safety.
>>144284861Burrs fgts are so delusional. he's shit and you guys will win like 3-4 games this year. the superior rookie is in Minny and I hate acknowledging this cuz I'm a Buckeye fan.
are you guys going to watch Brady call the Cowboys/Browns game?
>>144284861Bears are so back
>>144284939Wtf I love Goodell now.
>>144284923I am in alaska if I sleep in til noon I'd miss the entire morning window of games
>>144284947jj is already a cripple
Geno's looking better going into this Sunday's game against the Broncos than he has at any previous point in his time in Seattle. After question marks raised by Macdonald earlier in the year, Smith has settled into a great relationship with the coaching staff, with Grubb reportedly being particularly happy with the improvement in completions across schemes during practice sessions. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Geno and Sam Howell have struck up a real friendship--there's a growing sense of Sam being his protege, and a natural successor when the timing is right.
>>144284939I'm lovin it
Soon
>>144284948No. I watch every game on mute with music in the background. You should too you stupid motherfucker.
>>144284911I usually wear it all season or until it starts to get too cold out
>>144284948He has a chance to be a great announcer if he can drop his ego. It's really hard for former players to do, and it's also hard for them not to fall into a repetitive schtick (Romo). But when they're able to do both, someone with the football knowledge of Brady can be a generational talent in the booth providing insight. It just almost never happens tho.
>>144284923>get a load of this coastie without a wife and kids
>>144284973>He's not an early riserBet you have a small cock too
>>144284087is she pregnant?
>>144284989me and my bros last season
>>144284948Hope we get some insightful commentary from him. Like Romo before he became obsessed with a certain player.
>>144284988I saw an entire commercial about applying his work ethic to broadcasting now. really underscores your point about ego though lol
>>144284988He said the hardest part of being a broadcaster was not shitting on players when they play poorly. Troy Aikman has that problem too, especially nowadays when he tends to be moody when he commentates.
>>144285010I doubt it, the tour is running through the end of the year. On the other hand, we would go ballistic if she showed up with a baby bump onstage.
>>144285008Nothing wrong with having a small dick if you can eat pasta
>>144285018Fuck, now I want pizza.
>>144285025>wedumb namefag die
>>144285039it's gonna be really hard for him with how bad some qbs are now. brady wasn't the most talented guy ever but he might be the most cultivated quarterback ever - squeezed every last drop of perfectionism out of what he could do. when he sees qbs doing dumb or inept shit I think he's going to seethe mightily
>>144285039that's the best part about Troy, all the glazing over wool covered eyes is nauseating
>>144284879No one cares about your fantasy team
>>144284923tfw im flying starting at noon , I'm hoping in flight wifi lets me stream youtube tv okayish
>>144285077No
>>144285077Don’t talk to her like that.
>>144284923i do this every year
>>144284879Your WRs will probably let you down
What's /nfl/'s gameday food for tomorrow? I'm making pizza and hatch salsa with chips. I have a fridge full of light domestics for the ladies, and Strohs full flavors for myself.
>>144282888Sneed is an honorary Chief 4 lyfe
reminder that my bucs will win the NFC south!!!
>>144285106still hoping you do queer
>>144285122Im eating Shit
Quinn Ewers is the first overall pick
>>144285137same bro. big bowl of breakfast turds. we dem boys!
>>144285143What's his ceiling?
>>144285122Dr Pepper, French Fries, and Hot Dogs. My ketchup is sitting safely in the fridge.
>>144285122Here’s what I’m eating tomorrow for SNF bro
>>144285104I seriously hope your puddle jumper plane nose dives into the ocean and kills everyone on board you attention whoring little queer.
>>144285122Pizza for me too (uncut pepperonis).
I'm happy we can get back to our real rivals now.
>>144285182?????
>>144285167Multiple reads. Multiple throws. Ewers is the perfect prospect
>>144285175I'm autistic about Hot Dogs. The only way I can eat them without chili is if they're barbecued.
>>144285175so gay
>>144285183i respect this
>>144285183What's it like having an autistic dad?
>>144285175marry me
I've been so busy with work I'm outta the loop on all NFL news. What's the deal with Fields and Russell? Are they a committee or something?
>>144285197He works for a rival airline
>>144285202Was thinking about chili as well but could only find some obscure flavor at costco that I didn't want to take a chance on.
>>144285241Russell is out due to broken bussy, Fields is starting
>>144285241russ is hurt but is pretending he can play because he knows there might a chance he gets benched for fields if he does well
>>144285018>not a drop of alcohol in sight Tf is even the point of the red cups?
>>144285176I thank god every day I'm not a Californian. $128 bucks for a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person?
>>144285256Fields poisoned Russ.
>>144285241Russell is the starter, but he's hurt with a grade 3 panty sprain so Fields is starting this week instead.
>>144285230You have to sub to my onlyfans first bb<3
>>144284809If you look at the track record of the Chiefs vs Ravens since 2019, when Spags became the DC, Lamar and the Ravens offense have really struggled. The AFCCG is the most glaring example where Lamar was pressured on nearly half of his dropbacks and the Ravens were atrocious at converting 3rd downs. Also their run game tends to be underwhelming besides some highlight Lamar runs. It's really tough watching games like thursday night.
>>144285261It's Thursday night. These low-T men have to work in the morning to provide for their alpha female wives.
>>144285261ever had hard liquor mixed with capri sun?I haven't , but I just thought of it
>>144285266based Justin machiavelli
At a club right now. How do I get laid as a 5’9 black guy?
>>144285272i have had this bitch on my computer for like 4 years because i decided to download it one day because ass. im not even a raiders fan.
>>144285295>5'9
>>144285295Show them your phone so they can see all the friends you have on espee.
>>144285295Hypnotiq
AHHHHH I STEPPED ON A LEGO I CAN'T PLAY THIS SEASON
>>144285319RIP
Step on this bussy
>>144285295By walking up to the closest redneck with a mullet. You'll get laid the fuck out in a heartbeat stupid coon.
>>144285295well absolutely do not tell them about your pedophilic escapades
MVP - Joe BurrowOPOY - Tyreek HillDPOY - Aidan HutchinsonOROY - Bo NixDROY - Dallas TurnerCPOY - Aaron Rodgers
>>144285343*quack*
>>144285295>at the club right nowdo ppl still just make up bogus lies on the internet?!?!
>>144285374unfortunately bo nix is going to have a gruesome leg injury his first game, sorry lad :\
>>144285374Bo Nuts
>>144285374I will hedge this by saying, if Breece Hall can play a full season he's going to win OPOY because he's so freakishly talented. I don't think he'll play a full season tho. If he can he needs Rodgers to play every game, and if all these things happen the Jets win the AFCE. Long shot tho.
>>144285295Unironically just follow a girl around the club (make sure to at least get her name). If she keeps rejecting you then stalk her on social media and figure out where she likes to go so you can "coincidentally" keep running into her and wear her down.
>>144285331I like how 99 is carrying the coffin on his neck while S6 is off to the side not helping
>>144285122the usual brunch, big bowl of potatoes microwaved then fried up in a chili paste hash with sausage onion pepper mushrooms spinach cheesy eggs. so filling, so tastyget your girls some seltzers hombre
>>144285281Why sleep over at all in the first place? I’d get it if the homies got shreked , but if theyre 100% sober they bitch ass driving home so I can drunk fuck the missus (anal)>>144285282It would be a pain in the ass squeezing the juice for every drink. Idk capri sun doesn’t taste like anything, it would be ok with vodka I guess
>>144285396His third leg? Why are you thinking about dick faggot?
>>144281562>>144282800>passing on bimboed out JoanYes, I would. Especially when I can have fine wine like Julianne Moore. 60 year old ginger pussy that grips like Thanos fist, sign me up.
>>144285437It's part of the body
>>144285436>Why sleep over at all in the first place?It's best not to attempt to rationalize low-t men's thinking. Why? Probably because it reminds them of good times when they were 11 and sleeping over with buds. The people who do this are irreparably broken.
>>144285437you've never sucked your friend off for fun?t.packers fan
Ironic that we're Native American themed, because like the Natives, my Chiefs are also persecuted.
There's a boatload of godly receiving options for Burrow on this roster, but the guy many will overlook is Andrei Iosivas. Bengals (and Burrow) love this guy. He's unlikely to have a 1k season, but he's gonna catch a bunch of TDs.
Raiders
The 8 women I have chained up in my basement say they never feel as sad as when they watch our Bengals games
As a proud Native American, i demand the KC team to change their name! My people are not a mascot! We demand reparations and some whiskey.Change the name to the Kansas City Birdshits.
>>144285516Everyone and their mother who plays fantasy already knows of this guy, everyone is talking about him all off-season.
>>144285536No.
>>144285522Question for you Raider bros. Did you guys just transfer from Oakland, or did the old Raider fans die off and you're the new Nevada lot? I have no idea how it works when a team leaves. Genuinely curious.
>>144285522Poverty franchise permanently emasculated by the Chiefs.
I made the foolish mistake of trying to down 3 shots of 50 percent vodka in a minute. Now my chest wants to explode.Anyways go rams!
>>144285536>As a proud Native AmericanHow do you have a computer?
>>1442851822 combo meals, 5 burgers, and 42 nuggies for one person is a small amount of food to you, eh
>mfw Loins are going to the Super Bowl in your lifetime
>>144285582Not him but I became a 49ers fan after they fucking left. I’m so glad. I forgot what it was like cheering for a winning team. Mark Davis doesn’t give a shit about the team or the fans
>>144285450For me, it's CharJo.
>>144285541lol he's the 5th receiving option on their team. He's behind Chase, Higgins, Gesicki, and Brown. Yes he's a long shot option who will see a few targets each game that could be TDs, but he's anything but a sure thing. He's Trenton Irwin from last year (maybe this year too since they have same role). Might get lucky, might not.
>>144285586Not as emasculated as Mahomes when he watches his wife getting fucked by other men
>>144285582I'm from New Jersey. Raider nation is world wide son.>>144285586Irrelevant franchise who's only success has been this decade. Raiders are eternal.
>>144285644>I'm from New JerseySo you weren't bound by geographics. Makes sense. I'm more curious about the Oakland fans and what happened to them.
>>144285615Mmmm no
Quinn Ewers threw 3 TDs against Michigan. He’s also a white qb. He’s easily the best qb in next years draft class
>>144285653>>144285620
>>144280140Game 1
>>144285653I'm bound by genetics. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant and became a Raiders fan after watching them on TV as a child. He raised me as one too.
>>144285689>white raiders fanTrip back on Temujin!
>>144285529I want to talk my gf into bdsm so I can gag her, tie her up, then leave the room and watch sports in peace
I saw a white blonde haired kid wearing a Maxx Crosby jersey. One of the scariest moments in my life
>>144285702I used to be a Raiders trip over a decade ago. Long before your time, but I gave that up.
>>144285708Don't do it I convinced my ex gf to appease my fetishes and she got way too into it and eventually left me because of it.
Kyler Murray finna dab on the entire league tomorrow, mark my words.
>>144285644>Irrelevant franchise who's only success has been this decade. Raiders are eternal.Awfully coping way to say "my shit team has been irrelevant since John Madden". Chiefs have more as many Owls in 4 years as Gayders have their entire existence.
>>144285754Him having a great game against the Bills is likely
>>144285623I'd hit the back of that old bitch's throat too ngl. Also, Kirsten Dunt still looks amazing for being 40+. Most hollywood whores are bog'd, hag'd, or wall'd by 40.
>>144283474can't wait until we see Caleb Williams go to a game with makeup and his nails colored
>>144285771New super bowls aren't worth any more than old ones. You can't erase history.
I’m the only nonvirgin in this genny
>>144285771not very humble of you Chiefs brethren. WWASD? patron saint pbuh
>>144285811Your dakimakura doesn't count, Anon.
>>144285832There's no such thing as a humble Gayder, anon. You know that. Why would I reciprocate?
>>144285811I've had several sex
>>144285811I used to have a lot of sex but then I got married
just so we're clearnfl on fox theme > snf theme > cbs theme > espn theme
>>144285881men don't count
>>144285895what about the nfl on amazon prime theme
bo nix
>>144285811>genny nah youre a turbovirgin
Temujin is my wife
This bussy is your wife
>>144285895I think you've confused your green text arrows> for lesserthan< symbols MNF fanfare is untouchablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDpL6n194fY
>>144285663him Carson Beck and Garrett Nussmeier finna bring back the great white hope
>Casually check what it costs for NFL Sunday Ticket>Turns out I need like 3 other streaming services for every game>MFW
What was the first time you got an erection? Mine was a scene of Megan Fox in Transformers (2007)
>>144286029nah
>>144286073toe thumbs get you off do they?
>>144285895Yeshttps://youtu.be/WRCuzdHvmZI?si=hnu9IvpFZVoSHtk3
>>144286073there's a vhs of me after my birth where i'm just bricked the fuck uplying in one of those little hospital cradles. so i guess it would have been then.from then on i was like 3 popping boners watching the little mermaid (ariel tummy) and aladdin (jasmine tummy)
>>144285175>ketchupStop eating that shit. It’s like 5/9ths sugar and will make you fat as fuck.
>>144286108Based
>>144286073My mom said that I got elections as an infant.
>>144286125slow metabolismfag detected
>>144286073Alotta Fagina in the first Austin Powers
>>144286037Imagine just sniffing that ass.
>>144286139wow which flavor of ZOG won?
>>144286073I when I looked at myself in the mirror
>>144286139same here maybe that's normal, but i don't really know enough about baby dicks to confirm.
>>144286073Halle Berry in the Flintstones.
>>144286149>assBlud if you’re into that “ass” I finna call Chris Hansen on you. There is no “ass” to speak of.
>>144286147She was hot in that movie
>>144286178
>>144286073I think I was in first grade and I opened up a magazine and there was like a lingerie ad and I was like what is happening to me right now
>>144286185I abused that vhs nearly every day for her and Elizabeth Hurley
NEW NEW
>>144286285
>>144286073I had a TV in my room and I would fall asleep with it on because I was afraid of the dark for way too long. I woke up one night in the middle of the night and the girls gone wild infomercial was playing. I later found out that HBO had an uncensored time slot after midnight or some shit so I'd stay awake as long as I could to see uncensored tits on HBO and jack off.
>>144286333checked + kinocheckino
>>144286211
>>144286333You can see her dick swinging
>>144286073Totally Spies! That show was fetish bait for kids, and I fell for it just like many others.
>>144279298Yes
>>144286402Temujin is my lovely latina wife <3
>>144286499Jelly
Guess it’s up to me to bake new bread
why did the media drink the packer kool-aid so hard?
>>144286658>>144286658