Canadian Dominance edition
We're in here>>144282979>>144282979>>144282979>>144282979>>144282979
diaz was about to beat gsp BTW
>>144284970Fuck you
>>144284970WDWTSH
Sean “I went pitter patter life and death with 40 year old washed up dorito burns” Brady is welterweight champ material fer sure, b
>>144285105You got any better contenders?
this is not the thread, yet
>>144285119Shaavkaat and Ian The future macaco Garry
>>144285149Brady decisions Garry
i chose to post here so therefore this IS the thread
>>144285178Vegan Ian wins via smashed orbital bones and massive brain damage.
>>144284940First 10 minutes of >>144284940 r/heem: 9 postsLast 10 minutes of >>144282979 gamethread: 25 posts
>>144285257yeah, not posting in your gay thread
>>144285257You’re the type to pocket watch another man. Go fuck yourself.
Dricus has never fought a patriot before
AHHH MUH LEG
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>144285418Take that kind of content to r/MMAPoliticsandCulture
>>144285418she fought stipe?
interesting heem timing. literally just 2 second difference.
Best fight of the weekend is starting now. Nurmagomedov v Shabliy in Bellator. The winner here is likely a top 5 LW in the UFC
>>144285551They aren’t in the ufc so they’re both irrelevant. Fuck off.
>>144285551We're watching it in here >>144282979 >>144282979 >>144282979 >>144282979
>>144285579Don't be such a proud caz. Usman is coming over once Islam is ready to move up or retire.
>>144285579oh shit dana white in the chat
>>144285641>>144285654I’ll heem you irl
>>144285696omfg pls no im sorry
>>144285696You'll still lose the story cuz you missed Usman v Shabliy. It's one of the best MMA fights you can make outside of the UFC
>>144285333i actually think weidman would beat dricusi cant explain why, but i know it to be true
>>144285756I don’t care. It’ll suck because it is put together by Bellator or PFL or whoever the fuck.
i lke when brazzas wina victory of comradery and good morals
local casino is scuffed bplotting my escape
Night and day. Day and night.
just how bad is jon jones.jpg
horrific point fighting
I don't think Usman could beat IslamIslam hits too hard and has too much experience
Islam is the Goku of the UFC
>>144284940Fuck Dana
>>144286195I am honestly excited about this fight, it's like Lawler V Diaz again
Have you accepted him as your next UFC LW champion yet?
>>144285756Lole
>>144286481betting is such a scampicking 4/4 fights that have reasonably close odds should 10x your betam I missing something?if you missed one and went 3/4 you get nothing right?
In terms of power level:Khabib ≈ Islam > Umar > Usman >>> Abu Bakr > SaidUsman needs to leave Bellator and face some real competition or he risks plateauing and never accomplishing his full potential
>>144286591It was a compelling chess match.
The UFC and ONE should allow headbutts.
>>144286633>Khabib ≈ Islam>=Who tell you this bruzza
my friend let me give you a gambling tip from a pro. Dont make parlays they are a scam instead just bet it all on each individual fight you had in your parlay and you will make a larger return
no way ufc doesnt own pfl.mma is just ufc, one and small fish promos.
>>144286654
>>144286758you mean by rolling your winnings into the next bet so you're able to gamble more money instead of gambling with better odds?
>>144286831Is that AEW Vince?
Realistically, who can stop them?
>>144286905heterosexuality and/or brendan schaub
>>144286905The -stans.
>>144286905Brazil, usually
>>144286870yes check the math
>>144286905Yeah I'm thinking I know someone
>>144286960cheating bitches cant beat a Canadian without cheating
>>144286758>110:1 vs 1.75:1yeah for sure my man totally but I disagree
>>144286905People with elite anti-grappling, elite cardio, elite striking and elite heart
>>144286960HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>144286960Mexico is shit. Not a single good Mexican contender.
>>144286960Is it true that Mexicans as a society are quickly becoming interested in MMA? Also, you think Daniel Zellhuber and Manuel Torres can become top heemers?
>>144286976You just know that dude wouldn't stop yapping about his farm eggs, I'm glad he got heemed.
People forget man
>>144286960just fyi you're going to have opposition
>>144287033American 50-40'd you in that exchange
>>144287026Ill have those mexican eggs I promise you
just imagine that SUMBITCH Adam let eve eat from our forbidden tree and didn't Heem her
when there's a good mexican fighter above victimweight let me know
we're watching yugo vs musashi
>>144287070I would've snitched on Eve and gotten her..... y'know
>>144287070before eating from the tree Adam didn't even know he could heem
>>144286905Full camp Volk
>>144287079There's no good Mexican fighters at victimweight either.
>>144287079Cain 'I didn't kill my brother' Velasquez?
Tatsuo Taira
>>144287120would get heemed by hoser boser, and I think boser is a bum.
>>144286905Anyone who does not observe Ramadan.
>>144287042 Quit glazing yourself, an American was right though
>>144287079Fluffy Hernandez b
>>144286905Fighting more than once every 18 months.
>>144287188That American really 50-40'd you and some other tard effortlessly
>>144286584Not immediately after Islam. Maybe in the future.
Honestly? Sean O'Connell is fucking awesome on commentary.
>>144286633Isn't Said doing better than Aboobacar? But Said isn't part of their family anyway
>>144286905
>>144287129so true
>>144286584>nothing pointfighting lay 'n pray decision heems anybody who isn't a literal who regional bumhe has a no contest for getting busted for litl bet steroids brazza against chandler's son. He's nowhere near ufc LW title level. Poorier heems him.
>>144287188people outside of fighting fans dont know who jones is. they know who rousey is tho.
is this a retarded idea or should Austin Bashi try to cut down to flyweight? he's like 5'4 so he's too small for every other weight class but he just fought at featherweight
How does such a small area produce so many elite fighters? The combined population of all the places shown here is less than 25 million, and yet they totally dominate wrestling, are vastly over-represented in MMA, and have a ton of elite boxers and kick-boxers. What's their secret?
>>144287225is the guy who put on the snoozefest against sneedhagen?
>>144287297good combination of genetics and little opportunity to comfortably support your family and wrestling is already a big part of the cultures
>>144287297Nogay chink subhumans producing nothing of value as usual.
>>144287297why are brazzas afraid of moustaches?
>>144287292Exactly, she was a star
>>144287333they actually cant grow themexcept for pakis i think most hadjis are mustachlets
UFC 306 is unironically an 8/10 card>Rosas Jr>Van>Torres/Bahamondes>Rodriguez/Osbourne>Zellhuber/Ribovics>Ortega/Lopes>O'Malley/DvalishviliThat's 5 bangers and 2 good prospects.https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/110826-ufc-306
we're watching RISE WORLD SERIES 2024: YOKOHAMA right now
>>144287407remove rosas and torres/baha, rod/osbourne, and zellhuber/ribovics and I agree they are good matches/prospects
>>144287333It's a Sunni ting afaik fampai persians and kurds grow them out>>144287445Based
>>144287468Why would you remove Torres/Bahamondes and Zellhuber/Ribo? All 4 are sick. Torres and Ribovics are insane finishers and Bahamondes & Zellhuber have a ton of potential and excellent gas tanks/chins.
>very quickly shoos dricus away from adesanya after he gets heem tappyd Would he have offered this same courtesy if shartsanya heemed him?
>>144287333they cant grow themeven if they can they're shaving them out of convenience, it can get pretty annoying>>144287476kurds are mostly sunni tho
>>144287333>the prophet (peace be upon him) has declared that no servant of allah should allow hair above the lips because only allah can sit above the lips
>>144287196damn
>>144287497at least let me remove osbourne, he stinks
bahamondes isn't even mexican
>>144287407
Ive been drunk as fuck the past couple weekends so wmma has been alright
>>144287536kek fair enough
>>144287552Just like how every pakistani claims every guy who worships their false prophet. Mexicans are just those who are able to speak a few words of spanish without consulting a dictionary.
>>144287604bahamondes is Egyptian royalty builder of the pyramids
to many fucking events. they should just cut every bum out of the top 5 in every division. and have like 2 events a year to showcase the top martial artists
>>144287594KWAB
>>144287614decisions don't count as wins. fighting less than twice a year drops you from rankings. there fixed this gay sport.
>>144287594you'll get it you sumbitch I promise you, fuckin cheating won the night.
>>144287590I only started to watch wmma because my coworkers accused me of being gay
>>144287614ufc is too big so 90 percent of it is going to be bum shit with people who will never go anywhere. its almost worse than how wrestling fags are. stop watching any slop put in front of your face.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>144287333Gets in the way of crotch-sniffing
>>144287647*responds*
>>144287647SHABILY defended every takedown
>>144287647why islam is included in the dynasty? nigga isnt even from the same ethnicity
>>144287647the bathtub picture and khabib’s final duck
>>144287647at least I can grow a stache
>>144287647FUCK YOU FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAG LITLLE FAGGY FAG FAAAAAGGGG HHHEEEOEOIUUUUIEDJ HHA HAHA AAAAAA
>>144287686OOHHHHHHHHHH
>>144287647the tatsuro taira dynasty has a higher winrate
>>144287686Honestly I do envy their comradery but I hate the gayness, Shabily won.
>>144287686brazzy, why you never fight ton-ACK
>>144287670Islam was adopted into the Nurmagomedov clan and was Abdulmanap's favorite pupil
>>144287686
>>144287670russian isnt an ethnicity btw
>>144287720ONE MORE ROUNDONE MORE ROUNDONE MORE ROUND
Candian IS an ethnicity
>>144287502I thawlt sunnis heem kurds well whatever makwan still has a moustache
https://x.com/CSTodayNews/status/1832653863477735674/video/1
>>144287666Wrong
>>144287768literally had 1 takedown so did Shabily bellatorflation
>>144287708alright fair enough>>144287726clan, tribes, whatever you know what i mean
>>144287768not a takedown
>>144287786in bellator it is
takedown no takedown dazzan matta brazzawhat matta is who wins brazza pls you know this
>>144287843you still have wings?
>>144287647>uhh yeah khabib, first question over to your right. yeah so i heard that in afghanistan they do this thing called bacha bazi where adult men have sex with young boys (i'm talking about gay pedophilia if you weren't clear about that) and i know that they are mountain muslims like you so i was wondering how often you're hitting young bussy. is it on the reg or just when your wife is on the blob, how does it work?
>>144287853you talmbout chicken wings b?
>>144287647>ruins your collective mountain muslim undefeated recordheh, nothing personnell, pisslam
>>144287853yea i got some, cold tho, i'll heat it up for ye>>144287889well ofc, what else would he talmbout?
>>144287899The Great Adriano Martins
>>144287899ducked mokaev to fight pooegg
>The Nurmagomedovs
>Canadian MMA
Ilia Topuria via KO (R1)
THE BEST LIVING COMBAT ATHLETE'ˢ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ IS WALKING OUT RIGHT NOW https://abema.tv/now-on-air/special-plus-2
>>144287928Rick would Heem lahey
What a shit card
=>>144287960thank you I would have missed this
>>144287961You really think so?
>>144287982There's a pay wall written in vietnamese how are you not missing it b
>>144287960wildly clicked through all the gook runes, pretty sure I agreed to all cookies and a small bitcoin miner
we're watching medievoheem here, b
>>144287998I'll be awaiting my cut>>144287982you're welcome babe
>>144286905Caio
>>144287992it's literally free
>>144288003Give a fellow nordchad(tm) the qrd on how to get passed the wall of scribbles
Post YFW >Canadian MMA
2 hours of >>144282979 Bellator thread: 250 posts2 hours of >>144284940 r/UFC thread: 44 posts
>>144288013you just press the right buttons, I think google translate works? if not, screenshot it and use the google image translate function. I think it just wants your gender and what programming you like, no need to pay anything or even give actual personal info
>>144287960el classico
Oh boy...
lmaooo he keeps getting downed
daner would never use real catgirls
>>144288023
>>144288044If he removes "Muay Thai" and just keeps "Kickboxer" and keeps posting it it would be hilarious
>>144288033Keeps taking me to download some app :'k
This Mexican card doesn’t have anyone over 155lbs
>>144288088sorry babe.. maybe it's different in ireland? I kinda doubt that though
>>144288100>>144288088lmao just realized it's italy I am retarded
>>144287987I mean yeah he already did it
>>144288081Kek>>144288091The whole post doesn't hold up to much scrutiny
from that pic looks like schaub has a pencil dick im afraid to say
>>144288093Whens Fluffy fighting?
You watched the apex slop and you liked it.Case closed.
a GLORY/RISE featherweight crossover either ends in glory getting completely fucking pasted, or RISE artificially bringing some of their worse fighters to make it fair.
>>144288130Jokes on you I slept and in my dream there was some fat american family doing incest and then yelling at each other and I woke up in disgust
>>144288132actually I guess petch is fw so they might have a chance, any other non-heavy division and they'd get completely stomped
>>144288130sad stuff that Blagoy did
>>144288139Stop attacking Kyle Nelson like that
>>144288093The UFC really thought that a card as good as the first Noche fight night from last year tier card + mumble mouth O'Malley v Merab would be the event of the year kek.
>>144288148I'm attacking your family
>>144288162ill go for 20 bucks
>>144288120You seem quite brazen about it actually
>>144288162Feel bad I just know some dad shilled out like 5k for nosebleeds just for tickets to go down by 90% the last day
Peeyadh season, saudis couldnt put on a serious event if they were paid and not the ones paying
>>144288162Call me an old softie but the sphere is not shaped for a proper sporting event and it looks more like an amphitheater
The Sphere was built for no reason
>>144288282Counterargument:
Sweden sucks
Sweden rocks
>>144288299over the counterarguement
Sweden bops
>>144288257I wish the UFC would do an event in an outdoor amphitheater.
For me it's Roxette and ABBA
I wish the UFC would plant a bomb in the center of Mecca and claim God did it but you see me making a post about it
Heem is the Hives Box is the Ark
>>144287931>I'm a woman now :)
>>144287246Said is a distant relative
>>144288338that's what fight island was supposed to be, they even had the octagon outside but Dana is a soulless bald fraud.
>>144288338bkfc has outdoor events
finna
why wont you let me me bang
>>144288408the slam didnt knock him out, it was the brutal headbutt that rampage started bleeding from immediately after
let me fucking bang let me fucking bang bro
oh the poosman fight was boring as fuck? no freakin way
bro i could teach you so many things bro you have no idea I could take you places
>>144287120He said Mexican not American, he even used the Mexico map to make it more obvious
>>144288481ey a ti quien te hablo
fuck o'malleyfuck merabfuck grassofuck shevchenkofuck ortegafuck diego
andy wang? he's a warrior bro
36 year old Aiemann Zahabi is Canada’s last hope at a ranked fighter.
>>144288498Tu no, eso lo garantizo
You have to be unironically a homosexual to watch the poofc in 2024
>>144288498>>144288554Stop speaking mexican you beaners
>>144288555its not gay if you have never paid for it
>>144288596Tu callattato
>>144288619the belt, jon
did I miss any good heems
In Italian little man is translated as ométto
combat press rating chadd collins as the second best worldwide is pretty funny.
>>144288619Based I haven't given Dana a penny for 14 years of watching the ufc
HEEEEEEEM
in addition to purchasing any and all ufc products, i donate 51% of my remaining funds directly to dana white
>>144288738If you don't drive Toyo Tires, the official tire of the UFC, you ain't drivin', pal
last night I had a dream where pereira actually did move back down to 185 to fight for the belt, and he KO’d DDP in round 1. as in one shot and DDP was instantly asleep.
The heart of Brazil, Alexandre Pantoja
The star of the show, Suga Sean O'malley
Playing with the bulls, Ilia Topuria
Carrying on legacy, Islam Makhachev
Chatri won the weekend AGAIN
The Fag of the Thread, Retard Swede
The bane of Israel, Belal Muhammad
No homo b but if you ever come eastwards there will be a welcoming feast, drinks and a heated sauna waiting
>>144288842thats gonna have to be what it is, put him to sleep immediately, something he cant tough his way through, so he cant activate his accumulated damage-based cartoon physics powers and turn the fight on its head
The Jewel of Africa, Dricus Du Plessis
>>144288504Sorry no blacks on the card for you this time
With the spirits of the jungle, Alex Pereira
I invented the WHO WAS PHONE?? meme. Ten years later I invented the Toilet Till meme.Don't call it a comeback.
Heavy weighs the crown, Jon Jones
If O'Malley beats Merab we have to start talking GOAT status.
>>144288935Exquisite post
Larger than life, Conor McGregor
>this is the most recent action Stipe has had inside the Octagon
Silly is the clown, Jon Jones
Paki is the bong
President of Ireland, Conor McGregor.
No fighters has the nation, Finland
When striking becomes art, Ciryl Gane
pene y huevo torturo
Champion of combat, Tom Aspinall
...and Icarus fell, Alexander Volkanovski
brandon schaub
A lion from the favelas, Charles Oliveira
if you lives in sweden, you're not a brazza
>>144288973Little bit uncalled for b
Destruction in his wake, Justin Gaethje
My beautiful Nanaka. My beautiful sweet angel queen.She is a paragon of Japanese excellence. When I look upon her, I see a warrior princess, from the highest blood in glorious Nippon. Were we living in another era, she would be stalking through the night, assassinating evil Shoguns and protecting the innocent. Athletic, yet beautiful, feminine. Confident and brash, yet sweet and approachable.Oh, Nanaka! What an honour it is to sing your praises!
>>144288666You are the finn
main event time
