>Lap:#7352>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144338837>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP9P6vLc3lg>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenborg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:222 (219 starts)>Fermando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:195>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan84>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 303 (+8)NOR: 241 (+16)LEC: 217 (+25)PIA: 197 (+18)SAI: 184 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 446 (+12)McLaren: 438 (+34)Ferrari: 407 (+37)Mercedes: 292 (+16)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1005.86 (+49.63)RIC: 929.05 (+57.35)87 JOBS: 921.05 (+31.62)>News:RAWE CEEKPoowey joins Asston ShartinThe 65-year-old designer's new contract, with the title of managing technical partner, was announced on Tuesday at the team's F1 base at Silverstone.BBC Sport has been told it is a five-year contract worth up to a possible £30m a year, including bonuses and add-ons, meaning Newey will be working into his 70s.Newey is among top 10 highest paid British sports personalities alongside the likes of Lewis Hamilton, Anthony Joshua, Rory McIlroy, Anri Okita, and Tyson Fury.Sky Sports' "nationalistic" F1 coverage caused ‘demonisation’ of Verstappen says NeweySauber needs “immediate measures” to improve before Audi takeover – 8binsBottas claims people in F1 have ‘short memories’ amid fight to save 2025 driveV Sport considering dropping F1 coverage in Finland if no Finns on grid next yearMarta Garcia struggles in Imola
>min Fraudstappen days since last win:83
>>144344697nice boobs marta, keep up the good work
Loria and SOON
gimi
>Marta Garcia struggles in Imolais she still 26th in FRECA?
Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan!
>>144344697>natural boobs
>>144342422>How the fuck are they getting to 320kphwho said they're getting there>>144344697bewbs
>>14434478928th out of 39 entrants to the 2024 FRECA championship
>>144344883need a gf*
>>144344842THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>144344697>little scribble tattoowhy do women do this?
>>144344883>>144344812>>144344732>need a gf with big titswhy not become an F1 driver and hook up with big booba girls?
>>144344889good to see the fruits of the F1A labor
>>144344921I would've gone pro but I injured my knee, you know
>>144344921they wouldn't let me drive in F1 cause I'm too fast
The OP post forgot to mention that the PS5 Pro will cost $699 USD.
/f1/: simps and pozfags
>>144344924>good to see the fruits of the F1A laborwhat kind of 'fruits' should they be producing, in your opinion?
>>144344842lmao
Adrian Newey adrian newey adrian newey adrian newey adrian newey, adrian newey adrian newey.Adrian newey adrian newey.
>>144345029and saars
>>144344708Every time you write "Min Fraudstappen", a Hungarian angrily shits his pants
>>144345123jejeje
>>144345149jijiji
>>144345036I'm sure domenicale can figure out a prize system where they can produce something of note
>>144345164thats the faggot laugh, dont do that again
>>144345133Honestly even at $699 and a direct GBP equivalent that's a lot more expensive than I think people were expecting.Most people were expecting it to be roughly equivalent to the PS5 launch price.
>>144345133>ps3 had no games>ps4 somehow had less>ps5 lesser stillpoetry
>>144345255jojojo
>>144345133play old games bro
>>144344842imagine he knocked up cobain's daughter
>>144345273Merry Christmas!
>>144344697nice rack
>>144345133>less games>more expensive>less utilities>more extra charges for previously free servicesConsole gaming is dying
>>144345026>>144345133what's the point won't they drop the psix next year
>>144345286oh shit that was the christmas laugh
>>144345103she turns 18 in three weeksonlyfans to follow shortly after
>>144345322nah that's got to be at least two years, likely three, away yet
>>144345103she is simply not very sexy tbdesu
>>144345322>releasing a new console before releasing any games for the current consolebold marketing decision
>>144345322No, PS6 is coming 2027 or 2028 at the earliest.>>144345303Modern consoles have far far more titles, you have to remember they now allow indies to self publish which gets you some good titles and a whole bucket load of garbage.
>>144345322>>144345370PS IX? More like 25 years away
get back to talking about boobs nerd fuckwits
>>144345455i like bobs saar
eds's udders
Zak Brown topless
>>144345455For your consideration: Fabienne Wohlwend>Born: 7 November 1997 (age 26)>Hometown: Vaduz, Liechtenstein>Wohlwend has been nominated for Liechtenstein Sportswoman of the Year five times between 2018 and 2023, but has never won the award.>Wohlwend owns a Ferrari 488 Pista Piloti.>Wohlwend identifies as bisexual.
The people who priced the PS5 Pro are a bunch of boobs.
>>144345565>The people who priced the PS5 Pro are a bunch of boobs.
>>144345565the console war is OVER, sony can cum inside your ass and you will thank them
>>>/v/ eddit
if this thread gets jannied its your own damn faults
tell me about>your first home video game console>your first handheld console>the first racing game you ever played>the first F1 game you ever played
>>144345133PS5 has No games unlike Piastri
>>144345583they warned me satan would be attractive
>>144345688PS1og gameboystuntsgrand prix 2
>>144345688ps2gb advancedf1 for the pspf1 for the psp
>>144345688n64 but technically my parents had an NES that they hooked up sometimes. my neighbors had a SNES i used to go play toogameboy pocketif mario kart doesnt count probably project gotham racingi dont play f1 games
>>144345688DreamcastGame boy advance spWacky races on dreamcastF1 20002 on gamecube
>>144345688Nintendo SwitchNintendo SwitchMario Kart 8 DeluxeNigel Mansell's World Championship Racing
>>144344842how unlucky for Dave Grohl that the that the first time he cheated on his wife he managed to get a girl pregnant
>>144345688ps1never had onegran turismo 2 probably i cant rememberf1 95 with the ebin menu musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmGTWR1Zdic
honey
>>144345688>PS1>Gameboy color>F1 2000 or GT2>F1 2000
>>144345688>tell me aboutNo
>>144345688famiclonetetris 88888888888888888888-in-1 brick gamelotus challenge probablyf1 2000? I can't remember honestly
>>144345688>Atari 2600>Nintendo DS>Grand Prix 2>Grand Prix 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53fxWK1y-h8SOUL
>>144346000for me, it's gp2edit
>>144345688that was mine specifically? ps1my older brothers had shit like a intellivision and a NES, and a PC that was okay for the time (mid late 90s)I didn’t get a handheld until I saved and bought a PSP after a couple birthdaysfirst racing game was definitely Gran Turismo 1I also got this game at some point and it would have been the first F1 game but I honestly don’t remember playing it that much but still have it
>>144345688N64, gameboy color, burnout, shan't
>>144346021based
>>144345688nesgameboyno idea but road blasters is the earliest car game i can remembernever played one
>>144345688Consoles are for plebs
>>144346047>burnoutbased
>>144346082>>144346021
>>144345583>missed opportunity joke "feed all 12 tribes"Are they even jews
>>144346093based strict parents ladwhat else did they forbid you from having as a kid?
>>144346128I remember going full autism mode back in the day and downloading a carset for every season. the 50s and 60s sets were atrocious and there were no carshapes for them, but that game was so easy to mod. easy to have fun in as well
>>144345688>your first home video game consoleSega Saturn>your first handheld consoleGBA SP, if not counting family NeoGeo Pocket Color>the first racing game you ever playedpic related>the first F1 game you ever playedI don't play F1 video games. AC, GT, Forza, etc
/f1/: simps, pozfags and bugmen
>>144346296madam...
>>144346296>Ariana Bravo: “My race and my gender don’t affect my ability to do my job”Fresh into the world of motorsport, Ariana Bravo only left her day job recently in order to give her full attention to her presenting roles for Formula 1, Channel 4, and Autosport. After growing up in a household where F1 was always on TV, she initially engaged with the sport as a fan and soon decided that she wanted to take that leap to pursue it as a career. As a woman, why shouldn’t she do that? Like she tells Females in Motorsport, “why wouldn’t we be represented?”Discussing her journey to becoming a motorsport presenter, Ariana says, “I started off making an Instagram dedicated to Formula 1 and then I began making IGTV videos; I’d do race coverage, so a build-up on Wednesdays, and then I’d do a short post-qualifying and post-race video on a Saturday and Sunday.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqbm4I8iOm8
be hones lads, will papa stroll be able to hire max next?
>>144345688xbox huegGBAPGR 2F1 championship edition
>>144346365i think there's a good chance AMX signs for AM for 2026
>>144346365I for one look forward to the toto vs stroll sr bidding war
>>144346349>that hip : waist ratioF1 chassis like this?
>>144346365the question is really would max be willing to have lance as his teammate
>>144346349>>Ariana Bravo: “My race and my gender don’t affect my ability to do my job”I have statistics and genetic information that say otherwise.
>>144346349
>>144346412I believe eventually we might get a good female driver, but the odds certainly aren't in their favor.We got Michèle Mouton in Rallying back then...
>>144346349Shes clearly very talented
>>144346349i want a latinx gf
Boobens Barrichello
>>144346349i wood REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>144346411>the question is really would max be willing to have lance as his teammatewhy wouldnt he? I doubt he cares whether the other guy is nando or lance as long as the vroom is good enough he will take the seat >>144346399if it gets to that point then I think he will go do aston, mercedes and toto have money but papa stroll got the saudi shekels on his side
i've checked the following generals on /sp/:>/epl/>/tennis/>/box/>/wnba/>/wfg/>/bundes/>/nfl/>/heem/>/ffg/>/volley/ >/cfb/and honestly they're just as full of simp posters and coomerposts as /f1/, if not more sothe only ones that aren't full of simp posts/imageposts of booba are:>/hoc/>/cyc/>Motor/sp/ort>Eternal Arsenal ThreadSo i dunno i guess the lads that post in those generals are homosexuals or something
>>144345688super nintendononeTop Gear (legend James May)Nigel Mansell's World Championship
>>144346349I love how DEI hirings try to deny it as hard as they can
famous canadian driver max verstappen
if your first consoles were PS1s, surely that would mean nearly everyone in this thread is... well into their mid 30s?s-surely not?
>>144345688>>144345998>famiclone>tetris 88888888888888888888-in-1 brick game>lotus challenge probablybased, same for mehonorable mention to Outrun on an arcade cabinetfor f1, probably microprose grand prix or the one from accolade, don't really remember which one
>>144346602its hard to hide those ones
>>144346607couldn't be
>>144346534>/box/>and honestly they're just as full of simp posters and coomerposts as /f1/, if not more sowrong, we have a fucking schizo ruining the threads which is different
F1
>>144346607If your first console was a PSX then you're a zoomer
Would sir Adrien consider this shape aerodynamic enough?
>>144346822jejeje
/f1/bros why don't we have any females as beautiful as >>144108758
>Yeah the greats have huge mental reserves left over [while driving their cars]. I won't name drivers that would be unfair, but you can fairly easy see it if you watch a formula 1 race and know a bit about it, you can see the ones that haven't got much capacity left over. They're the ones that typically I'll say get into swells, accidents, entangles, and so on and so forth because they've just got nothing left. They can drive a car and they can do a qualifying lap, but I'd be gobsmacked if any of those guys could win a championship. Next year Adrian Newey will say that Lance Stroll has huge mental reserves.
>>144346822bum bum bum bum bumi nEED to know if she is required to wear green knickers as well
>>144344921
>>144346808You're about 2 generations off there bucko
>>144346802Ben Sillyman has been nothing but a good lad
>>144346856I can't watch anything with Angela in itVery off-putting somehow and always the least attractive in the whole videoThough I must admit those are two very serious safety features she has there
>>144346822Cameraman:>oops haha
>>144346881Not at all, zoomer.
Aston Martin truck, ride the tail off (vroom!)Had to get a new butler, four new maids to clean my house (clean my house)Give my momma, my daddy, and day-one niggas a key to my house (key to my house)Made 500 thousand every time you see me out (see me out, yeah, yeah)
>>144346966Most kids get their first home console when they're 8-10 years old, 8-10 years after 1996 (the first year of the zoomer) would be around the launch of the 360 and PS3.
you're all way too obsessed with marketing demographic terms
>>144345133>mfw can go to half the indycar races with the best seats on a wagie budget
>>144346607my first console was an atari2600
>>144346607Don't you zoomers have discord to spam your nonsense into?
>>144345133>$915.80you can build a 4070 PC (1440p) PC for that
>>144347256really?
>>144346966they're zillennials
>>144347280well if you really want a 4070 you'll have to cut some corners
>>144347020I was born in 1996 and i had n64 as first console then ps2/gamecube and my dad had xbox, by the time I got xbox 360 I was in 7th grade and ps3 in 8th grade. I don't think people back then waited so long for their kids to have a console since we didn't have ipads and shit
>>144347490>I was born in 199618+
gimi (antonelli)
>>144346607>tfw turning 30 next year
Lance Stroll WDC 2025
Edd Straw, the Racer
>>144348359AlonSLOW could never
>>144348359incorrect
Having a drink lads
>>144348622Impresssive strength on that suspension
>>144345688>PS1>Nintendo Gameboy I guess>don't remember if Gran Turismo or Need for Speed>never played one
Perhaps Newey will start working with the car on the second half of 2025, bringing upgrades post-summer break and designing the 2026 car. I expect KWABlonslow to win his 33rd and match Vettel's WDC win in RB Neweymobile.If he can't, he's a gigafraud who will be remembered as a mass damper and engine reliability merchant
>dad brain dead>uncle is too busy having sex with men to help your career (apart from pushing unconfirmed rumors)>toto says you are a good driver but does not even give you the chance to drive in FP let alone a season>drive for alpine WEC team (kek what a KWAB tier)>despite this, they will not give you a seat>JV hates you, no williams seat either >will be remembered as a nepo baby kwab tier shitter pozfagwhat did he do to deserve this?
>>144349087nyck devries tier poofter
>>144349087>you now remember people saying sainz was a seatwarmer for mick grimi
Someone else better become a 2 time winner at Baku this week, Checo shouldn't get this much recognition just for that.
>>144349087what if he's the one that wanted to go skiing
>>144349087>pozfagYou forgot to turn the VPN off (or on).
>>144345688>PC>never bought one>need for speed underground 2>f1 2020, played for 15 mins and quit
>>144349675im not the pozfag>t. JV fan
>>144349675calm down, Ralf
Minardi chads where we at?
>>144350174still crying over webber's sixth place finish in 2002
Do burger zoomers care more about F1 than nascar?
>>144350427zoomers don't drive and cars make them uneasy
>>144350174dead
>>144349675That's our word not his
>>144345688>ps2>3ds>gp3 or gt4 cant remember>gp3
>>144346474
Alpine legend tyreek hill
>>144351325he did nothing wrong unironically, cops (especially southern cops) are violent as fuck
>>144351325I thought he was driving a McLaren
>>144345688SNESGameboy colorMario KartJohnny Herbert's Grand Prix Championship 1998
and we stunting likeGucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada PradaThem basic bitches wear that shit so I dont even bother
>>144345688>>144352013I just remembered, actually my first f1 game was actually Grand Prix Circuit from 1988
>>144352072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQelvSij6js
>>144352310POV: You have a minor injury and they're about to make it worse>Captcha: edd ____, the race
>>144352420ive just been reliably informed that that is the pov of illegals in american prisons
>>144352453
>>144351340Neither did the cops. Blacks (especially souther blacks) are violent as fuck.
>>144352453kek
>>144345688>xbox360>nintendo ds >Top Gear (SNES)>F-1 World Grand Prix (N64)
>>144352728sacrifice your skin for the seat
>>144352739part of the ship, part of the crew
>>144344895kek. i miss simpler times honestly.
>>144351325FUCK YOU TENPENNY
Happy 9/11 everyone
>>144353336>9/1111/9*
>>144353361That's November
>>144353336Happy 11 september to you too, my fellow jew
>>144352310Thank you Mr Alpine man
>says no to niggrarri>says no to cheatlaren >joins aston martin to give alonso his 3rd>destroys british media>destroys cultLH>destroys air>makes fun of abba dahbi 2021>praises maxIs Sir Adrian Newey dare I say, ourguy?
>>144345133>utterly refuse to buy competitor machine, granting Sony an effective monopoly in their market>"wtf why are they price gouging so much :(((("
ferrari (9/11 special)
he won. wdc at 45
Do NOT support OsKWABiastri
has anyone ever fumbled a wdc as hard as lando?>t. born in 1998 only started understanding what was going on at around 2004
>>144353524black cunt multiple times. could have been a 7*x wdc without them. oh well
>>144353524Hamilton lost to gimi by 1 point in 2006, despite driving a rocketship made by spying on ferrari
>>144353543 (((Me)))2007*
>>144353524no one's ever lost a WDC in a car as dominant as the 2021 merc
>>144353431He's bald just like me
reckon baha was right about those haitians
>>144353336reminds me of that tragedy
big news: gimi
why have american race cars been so behind the curve compared to japanese and european race cars since the 1960s up until recently?
>>144344842all is forgiven when you're the spear that leads the fight against Drumpf
>>144353676Forgetting someone?
>>144353689there's always outliers but generally speaking
>>144344842>Famous person cheatsWhy are people surprised by this? Entertainers are narcississtic attention whore by default, I'm more shocked when it turns out they don't cheat.
>Massa>Perez>Hulkenberg>Vettel>Alonso>VerstappenWho's next? The ghost of Jim Clark?
>>144353676>1960s: American cars outright banned from competing in European touring car racing for being too dominant>1970s: Trans Am cars win in every international championship they're eligible for>1980s: IMSA machines so fast that the FIA has to make special classes for them at Le Mans so they don't humiliate the factory teams>1990s: Indycars are more powerful and faster than F1>2000s: American GT cars dominate European road racing; ALMS is the premier endurance racing championship in the world
>>144353676the 70s and 80s were a dark time for American automotive manufacturing, performance wise, I mean, the industry itself was probably at its peakbut since the 90s, when we decide to turn up we can put in a winner, see the Viper, Corvette, and late 10s Ford GT
I'm going to get KFC for dinner today in honor of 9/11
I was three when 9/11 happened
I honestly forgot about 9/11 despite watching it happen on live tv in middle school
>>144345133The Finns have a solution to this
>>144353747juju
I was 17 when 9/11 happened. it is weird to think that for most people here it's just "some thing that happened before I was born"
>>144353862>I'm sharing this board with people 15 years younger than me
>>144353871this nigga like 40
>>144344697>V Sport considering dropping F1 coverage in Finland if no Finns on grid next yearDo they really think that we pay to see Bottas end up 18th? Basically same if there were no finns.
>>144353872
>>144353893Dude is like forty, what are you doing here?
>>144353871I think I was in 3rd grade when that happened, I remember that that was one the first things my mom told me when she came to pick me up at school>guess what happened this morning?>eh dunno>the twin towers got btfo
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!
>>144353862>>144353894>>144353915This is a millennial website, zoomers. Try something that's made for your generation, like reddit or tiktok.
>>144353911thanks for explaining your joke
>>144353920Are you afraid old man? Is your knees or back hurting or both? Lay down you are the past now.
>>144353900I think 4 or 5 years ago, the Canadian F1 broadcasters had decided to show the entire Canadian GP from Stroll's onboard cam. People were super pissed off because it was completely unannounced and it basically meant they couldn't watch their own GP. Luckily he crashed on the first lap and they ended up doing a normal broadcast.
>>144346349>As a womanIs she implying she isn't one? >>144346440I believe this too. Racing is mainly reaction time and mental fortitude once you got over the basics.
>>144353931wtf
Why is /f1/ so dead during a race week and after Newey's Aston Martin move news?
>>144353750>1960s: American cars outright banned from competing in European touring car racing for being too dominantyou mean the galaxie dominating the btcc? fair, although it did lose a couple of times>1970s: Trans Am cars win in every international championship they're eligible forsuch as?>1980s: IMSA machines so fast that the FIA has to make special classes for them at Le Mans so they don't humiliate the factory teamsclassic american cars such as ferraris, porsches and BMWs?>1990s: Indycars are more powerful and faster than F1impressive, very nicenow let's see who made the chassis and engines>2000s: American GT cars dominate European road racing; ALMS is the premier endurance racing championship in the worldhow did american cars dominate european road racing when european cars won most of the championships?>inb4 viperit wasn't winning anything until a french company rebuilt it from scratchso what is that, like 3 or 4 cars across 5 decades?
>>144353947It's been like this all season. Nobody gives a fuck about this semen slurping "sport" anymore.
>>144349087He kneeled.
>>144345103>turn 18>is 1.2 billion in debtDamn, growing up rich doesn't seem that cool now
Can we get /f1/ lurkers to chat with us?
>>144353431Newey's emphasis on old school type racing team owners or team principals gives me the feeling he wants to be Colin Chapman-lite way back when he was younger. His ambition of being a shareholder of a team never left.
>>144353962not in the mood honestly
>>144353962Why are they always paired together? Doesn't Chuck have a gf? Isn't Nobels a bit young for him? This is making me uncomfortable.
>>144353892I was already born, just don't remember any of it
>>144353900who pays to watch F1 at this point?> liberty media semen slurping
>two people standing near eachother, they must be fucking
I've read that burgers are celebrating their equivalent of Lap 57 or something today
>>144353750For me its the "lightweight" Camaro.
>>144354022All I'm saying is that when she gets pregnant we don't need to ask who the father is.
>>144346365>have Jos destroy another team
Toto and Lawrence money war would be pure kino.
>>144353750USAbros how did we go from Pontiac Trans Am to transwomen at the Olympics?
Why couldn't europeans invent lightbulbs?
>>144354027But Charles and her GF have a dog.
>>144354061They weren't bright enough.
>>144354027yes i will be the fathermy seed will stew in the womb of aurelia
>Max, give Lance the position.What happens next?
>>144354077>"Tell him to close up">Max, he's one and a half laps behind you>"and tell him to do it quickly"
>>144353962No. They are a good match.
>>144354038Why do you hate progress?
>>144354075No you won't! She's for Charles only!
>Drops Parkinson inducing medicine in Newey's coffee"Here you go Adrian, have a good day...drawing cars..."
>>144354061We invented the light bulb up our ass.
>>144354138Did it light up? Did it light up?
Lived long enough to hear F1 cars doing corners with sounds like those generators in big buildings.
>>144354123
>>144354158thumbnail looks like protein folding
I wonder how Dan Fallows feel about all of this.
>>144353958Exactly. And this is something pozfags will never understand. When the globohomos get you to participate in their little humiliation rituals, they're not doing out of a deep-seated desire for justice, they're doing it to establish dominance. Everyone knows George Floyd was a violent criminal who was resisting arrest, that's not the point. The point is to make it clear that you won't do shit and you won't say shit. And once that's been established, it's all over for you.
>NIEUWS: Max blikt vooruit op Bakoe: 'Prioriteit is om onze vorm terug te krijgen'
>>144354161>Lawrence, they banned bendy wings but hear me out... Yes that parkinson inducing coffee gave me the idea, please give a raise to that treatorious barista
>>144354074
how about we light up the mood with a little dildo?
>>144354233I remember seeing it happen on Eurosport.
>>144354222Don't make dildo the butt of every joke.
>>144354233Reminds me of that tragedy.
>>144354285Suspension.
>Baku
>ynr the globohomos spending 4 months trying to overturn AD21 and finally giving up because the rules were too clear-cut and explicit about allowing what masi did
>>144354285they've always claimed it's insulation from the cockpit and that the remains of his legs were still in his overalls, but I don't know...
>>144354285this is back when the cars had guts
>>144346607My first console was a Sega mega drive
https://www.planetf1.com/news/aston-martin-aiming-for-max-verstappen-lance-stroll-wec-2026-report>Lawrence Stroll reportedly is in talks with Max Verstappen over an Aston Martin 2026 move.>Respected Italian publication Autosprint – which correctly called Newey to Aston Martin – claims Stroll is now ‘aiming for’ Verstappen, with a view to bringing the Dutchman in for F1 2026. Talks to make this happen are reportedly already in progress.>Verstappen does retain a “good relationship” with Newey, something which Aston Martin can look to use to their advantage as they apparently make their move.>“Whenever I do see him, I mean, we have a good relationship,” said Verstappen, “so that’s never been a problem.”
>>144354345newey is pure shit, bro
>>144354345HOLY! Who can stop the Verstappen/Stroll domination with Newey?
>>144345688My first F1 game was grand prix circuit (in cga)
>>144354351
>>144354362better than posting an image macro from 2011
Sidepods maketh the car
>>144346607ah, you think low res graphics are your ally? you merely adopted low res. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see PS1 graphics until I was already an adolescent. by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
>>144346607My first console was an Atari. I'm turning 29 next month
>>144346382museostappen
>>144354345the fucking state of current year journalism.>amx says he gives a friendly wave when he sees Newey at work.>OMFG!!!! they are best friends forever!!!! amx is following him to Aston!!!!
>>144354233his legs come off
Max wants to go where Adrian is. Why is that?
>>144354373Lol no, it isn't, you fag. You are pure shit
>>144350100pedo mugshot
>>144354411Newey had a coffee in some Italian city a week or two after he announced leaving Red Bull and it was all but certain he was going to Ferrari based on that. Then a month later he was in England (he fucking lives in England) and it was confirmed he was going to Mercedes because his house is half an hour away from Brackley
>>144354466Checo will be fired after Mexico 2023,checo will retire after 2023 season>oh whoops, checo is getting a two year contractCheco has to fulfill a performance clause otherwise he will be fired by mid-season and so on and so on>meanwhile there were no rumors at all that kwabmilton will go to Ferrari, big surprise for everyoneF1 rumors are pure shit and F1 fans are the dumbest motherfuckers among sports fans. Not even football and professional wrestling come close.
>>144354466in the past you had to do some actual journalism to be a journalist. now they are all just paid bloggers.
>>144354345AlonSLOWbros...
>>144354466Jeremy Clarkson confirmed the Asston rumors like two months ago because he's a childhood friend of Poowey
>>144354495It's AlonFAST.
>>144354285Put that on a plancha with seasoning, this shit is delicious
>>144354550AI is amazing.
>Williams Team Principal James Vowles sets 2028 target for race wins as he calls Carlos Sainz signing 'step one of 1000'
I just saw Fernando Alonso in a green space ship
>>144354345>destroy RB from the inside>gamble Max's WDC expecting that he will be able to secure it even with a shitbox>wait and see which team Newey goes to>try to get into that team, and earn huge bucks cuz everyone wants Max to be their driveri fucking kneel, Jos is a GENIUS
>>144354553Lmao yeah I hate it too. In french this is called "araginée de porc", meaning "pork spider", and looking for it online I found a completely AI made website with that recipe, but the (generated) image for it is a cooked spider made of pork meat. I really fucking hate AI
>>144354562ojs is a retard. amx should tell him to leave him alone. or at least have him stay home, like normal people do. who tf brings his dad to work?
>>144354614>who tf brings his dad to work?people who get the belt when they don't
>>144354562>Jos is a GENIUSand he fucked Horner's bitch too.
Jensen butthole
>>144354345>bought his son a personal karting track>bought Prema for his son to race in F4 and F3>paid the Prema seats of his son's teammates on the condition that they would get barrichello'd>paid Giovinazzi's GP2 seat so he wouldn't challenge his son in F3>hired Ferrari's Chief Track Engineer Luca Baldisserri to work as his son's engineer in junior formulas>bought his son an F1 tier motorhome for his F4/F3 years>bought his son a helicopter and a pilot that would check the weather conditions before his F4/F3 races>built Williams a new simulator that only his son was allowed to use (because it was calibrated for his F3 car)>paid Williams to design and build new parts for his son's F3 car (it was allowed in the rules but the parts broke regulations)>bought a 2014 Williams F1 car>paid Williams and Mercedes to lug around said car around the world for his son in a private testing program that included Silverstone, Hungaroring, Monza, Red Bull Ring, Barcelona, Abu Dhabi, Austin, Suzuka and Sochi>created a whole fucking racing series just so his son could get unlimited access to the telemetry of Verstappen>bought his son a Formula 1 team>when he wanted to hire Vettel, he paid off Perez instead of booting his son>Perez had just won a race and his court case against Force India was instrumental for Lawrence being able to buy the team>made his son's F1 team a Honda works team>bought his son's F1 team Adrian Newey for 5 years>brought in other big names like Andy Cowell, Bob Bell, Dan Fallows, Enrico Cardile etc.>all the while letting his son keep his seatYeah, Lawrence will definitely move his son to WEC in 2026 and have a dream lineup Alonso/Verstappen. Lawrence would never stab Alonso in the back in favor of his son.
>>144354670I have utmost respect for Mr. Lawrence Stroll.
>>144354643to him, she was only a tooli bet he only pretended to care about her just to make horner seethe
>>144345688Sure thing mister CIA officer sirNESGameboyMario Kart (Snes)None
>>144354643What a fucking Chad
On vacation in Ireland.Had my first sosig roll today. It was ok.Races for this feel?
>>144354670Wow I wish my parents didn't suck
>>144354670>Lawrence would never stab Alonso in the backheh
Here's your 2026 WDC and runner-up, bro
Larry signed Alonso simply to attract Newey.
>>144354699The
>>144354710hell yeah brother
>>144354703Huh?
>>144354688my finnigga
>>144354725Huh?
>>144354680It's Strulovich
>>144354756And?
>>144354670>paid Giovinazzi's GP2 seat so he wouldn't challenge his son in F3Mr. Stroll controls KFC?
>>144354765You don't respect him if you're not using his real name
>>144354771And you don't respect your family by hiding behind a VPN.
I hope Lawrence will impregnate Aurelia Nobels
>>144354556Since O'Sullivan loses his funding and Sargeant speedrunning their car damages costs during his time. Williams are clearly penny pinching again.
>>144354766Strulovich Sr owned Prema and gave Giovinazzi the seat after Gio said that he was gonna do another season of F3 because he didn't have the money for GP2.
>>144354670>F3 used to be like F1, anyone could build a car and engine as long as they followed the regs>teams regularly used wind tunnels and designed new custom parts >now F3 is a (((spec series)))>somehow it's way more expensiveHmmm...
>>144354826>(((spec series)))Why is this in parentheses?
>>144354828I don't know. My (((browser))) does that sometimes.
>>144354703tricks
>>144354345almost as pathetic as 2018 year with black calf and theories about him going to ferrari>>144354466uh sweetheart, that is your headcanon? after covid, we don't remember things older than two weeks
>>144354725>>144354731
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>>144353892>it is weird to think that for most people here it's just "some thing that happened before I was born"18 here. Yeah it was such a seminal moment that it fucks me royally to know there's several years of adults who were not alive when it took place.
>>144354892alex
>>144354892Gross jeans
>>144354556That sounds incredibly desperate and far-fetched. Investors must be getting fed up with his lack of chin. Mr. Bean is cooked.
>>144354345so slowstappen is the next fatlel ?
>>144354924He ain't balding (yet).
>>144354896>18 yo people were born after polish pope dieddont fucking tell me that you had sex already, no fucking way!
VerSHARTen joins POOwey in ASSton FARTin HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UV70FbX_ps
>>144354892out of the current grid? only Palouyounger Power or Dixon could have been very interesting
>>144354892Newgarden just so that Ameritards would finally sit down and shut the fuck up
>has to deal with the slightest bit of cynicism from other teams over some shit allegation made by some roastie >leaves the only team literally fighting the good fight>leaves max with a shit car that ruined his deserved championship >leaves to join the (((chosen people))) of the f1 gridFaggot betrayed his own kind.
>>144355008>>leaves max with a shit car that ruined his deserved championshipnot true, it was the fastest car in japan
>>144354730Based boomergian
>>144354892where does the indy car name come from? I mean they only race there once per year, why would you name the whole championship after it? imagine if f1 was called monzacar like wtf?
>>144355008>Red Bullenergy drink company from austria/thailand>Aston Martiniconic car brand from UKtough choice
>>144354411it wasn't better in the past>2002>jos is jobless once more>dutch media asks michael schumacher if he can't do anything about it>schumacher jokes 'maybe I should get him to test drive for us'>dutch newspapers actually run the story
>>144355028It comes from Indy 500Source: official facts
>>144355045but who thought of itwhat's the first and last name and address of the individual responsible
>>144355008Asston Fartin is just the retirement home for old frauds. Stroll pays them a couple dozen million to play pretend with his son for a few years before they fuck off from the sport for good. Nobody joins that place with actual ambitions in mind. Newey's just a sellout like the rest of them.
>>144355060tony george
>>144354892ferrucci
imagine buying for a second that adrikwab pooey can turn that midfield shitter + paydriver consortium into a serious race contending team before he dies of old age. kwabbing to myself in satisfaction when in 1.5 years time i watch 'rrari drive to win after win effortlessly after all that huffing and puffing.
>niggas here really believing in brand loyalty
>>144355117I have the Ferrari horse tattooed near my bum. I will never stop buying Ferraris.
>Baku next
>>144345688NESDS LiteGrachtenracer or Midtown Madness, maybe even the free Kameleon game that came with a jar of peanut butterhave never played a legit F1 game
>>144352310not a baldie among 'em, no wonder their aero's so shit
>>144355113>kwabbing to myselfWhat did he mean by this?
>>144354892Sting Ray Robb, for the lulz.
min fraudstappenverygay poorezkwablando norizzno games ps3cuck lecrashcarloss sirspure and utter shitNARBalonslow(((stroll)))TSUUUUUUUUUUtricky rickynopodiumbergkwabnussenghastlyocuntalex 'they race me so hard' alboffpint of colabotasschina joe
>>144355173
how to win an f1 championship1. get the best team principal2. get the best designer3. get the best driver4. victory
optional: pay the FIA
>>144345688PS1Game Boy (the black/green screen one)Hard to say, but I think it was either Circuit Breakers or Gran Turismo 1F1 Championship Season 2000
>>144355194or just pay the race director
joe guano
>>144355194Merc paid the FIA and still lost 2021 because the rules were too clear-cut and explicit for them to rig it
Cum Bollockbussy
>>144355218but what if they'd paid more
>>144355211HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144355233>tfw not on the Mclaren-BMW F1 timeline that split away after the road car partnership
There are other Indonesian besides me in this shit thread
>>144355194this would work if the FIA was italian but french people aren't med enough (they're still med though)
>>144353862dont worry, I wasnt even born yet when it happened
>>144355180is there a driver you like?
I set up the bombs in the towers on 9/11
>muslim>euro flagyep
>>144355186Here's your Supertec engine.
>>144353892>>144354896So we ARE here forever, good to know. >t.15 when it happened.
I was the plane on 9/11
my parents had their one year wedding anniversary on 9/11
>>144355041Aston Martin has the potential to match Porsche in racing if they get things right.
for me, it's Krating Daeng
>>144355279How is Singapore as a place to live?I've seen a job role for a bank there, what would life be like for a Brit? I heard somewhere that the punishment for paying for hookers is 10 lashes with a leather whip
>>144355298>t.
how unfair is it that drivers who are good looking get way more promotions and good publicity than average looking driverseveryone is hyping ollie up just because he looks good, same goes for charles
>>144355311I hate women for this
>>144355297based thailand sex tourist
>>144355173it means when something you were right about happens against popular expectations and go "kwab" to yourself as a commentary for all the upturned expectations
>>144355298Extremely convenient- you can get from one end of the country to the other in about 2 hours via public transport (which is also insanely affordable). Cars are a luxury/show of wealth honestly and all the taxes and extra fees involved in owning one only serves to push you away from purchasing one.Weather is miserable and it's impossible to get from one place to another without getting sticky from the humidity alone. Also probably the safest country in the world, stabbings/shootings/whatever are painfully rare in relation to other first world countries.There is a red light district (Geylang) where it's sort of a grey area in regards to hookers. It's technically illegal but the police have bigger fish to fry. Then again if you're Caucasian and even passably attractive, you probably won't need to look for a hooker.
>>144355311Yes! We should hype up Guanyu Zhou!
>>144355311Idk, lots of them are hyping and going crazy after Goblando as well and he's one ugly mother fucker. Ollie hype doesn't have anything to do with him being somewhat good looking, but being British.
>>144355311it's always been that way
>>144355218>still lost 2021not according to the generally accepted consensus
>>144355325nothing like getting sucked off while enjoying a Siam Sunrays
>>144355326Thanks. Can I use that?
>>144355298its full of chinks and western jewery, it's basically dubai but for chinks and slightly less elon musk, marvel, MCU, reddit epic science self driving train epic science, instagram selfie politician foreign investor meme baiting
>>144355186krackernuiiamx2026
>>144355298I wasn't living there, but flew up every 10 days for 3 years when my GF was working for the UN. As SGA anon alluded to, it's probably the stickiest place on the planet, truly an oppressive swamp. You'll probably die if you're like 90% of brits I've met. Public transport is awesome, all the memes about cleanliness are true, crime is non existent (compared to everywhere else), the cars are insanely expensive, and do fuck-all mileage so a car with sub 10,000 miles has probably actually done the equivalent of 200K+ in an actual sized country, so the cooling and a/c systems are a ticking time bomb. Awesome food, but it's the ultra sanitary part of SE asia, if you could call it that.Living in HK during the handover and subsequent years was way more fun, we played cricket with the british expats every week after work but as the years went on it just wasn't the same. I only have two friends that have stuck around there, the chinks have ruined it as a place to live.
>>144355273Oh you're totally fucked mate, I've been here since 2005 and I'm now in my forties.
>>144355383stepped noses bleeeeuuuurgh
>>144355347then why didn't merc appeal?
>>144355398because they're pozzed in the head
>>144355398Because Sir Lewis Hamilton graciously declined
>>144355402LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>144355407I
>>144355337those tattoos are so fucking 2000s
>>144355398There was that Merc higher up that said they did but FiA wouldn't let the Mercedes brand compete under any Fia sanctioned series, and all of their titles from all Motorsport would be stripped.
>>144355414So? What do you have against the 2000s?
>>144355425nothing, it was just a different timea much better time one might argue
Why?
>>144355478threat to multiculturalism
stake mercedes
>>144355347You're right finnbro, it's generally accepted that Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 team won the World Constructors Champipnship in 2021.
>>144355423source: trust me bro
Timeline of shit bros are having a tough day at the office
>>144355547we need a 'timeline of shit' timeline of shit
>>144355547>stint at alpeen proves kwablonso wasn't carrying anyone>stint at asston shartin proves kwablonso was the problem-- YOU ARE HERE -->stint with poowey proves it wasn't poowey
>>144355547What happened?
Reminder that Nuui is responsible for the car being fucking garbage this season
>>144355600*Wache
>>144355600how is that? in japan they did a 1-2 in the race and quali
https://archive.is/33oAY>Rocco Coronel joins the Red Bull Junior Team - 'Helmut Marko initially thought he was too young'>The 13-year-old son of touring car driver Tom is currently active in karting, finishing 12th in the FIA European OK Junior championship this year.
>>144355610>>144355629*pozfags
>>144355632about time we can have another coronel not make it to f1
Say with me:LANCE STROLL WDC 2026
>>144354670>bought his son a helicopter and a pilot that would check the weather conditions before his F4/F3 racesCapitalism best right bros?
If Mercedes power units were so OP for all those years why did none of their customer teams become genuinely compeitive? Surely Mercedes must have had other tricks up their sleeve? Were Bottas and Massa just shit?
>>144355698>what is grosjean's mystery power unit setting at belgium 2015>where was williams in 2013>where was force india in 2013
>>144355682Yes.
>tfw horizontal rain
For me it's Davide Ongarohttps://www.youtube.com/live/WnjP9Tio0lw?si=UsAkZCCWDR27CLpk
>>144355659If Stroll got a WDC then its 100% confirmed that Drivers didnt fucking matter in F1.2030 AI Drivers for F1 Soon
>>144355711Can we leave Mercedes alone already? Even if they did something wrong it is in the past.
>>144355347>lose the wdc in a wcc winning carKWAB
>>144355738ja, you are richtig, wir should let bygones be bygones
>>144355478relatableF1 = womenMick = me
>>144355772Switching to WEC = giving up on women and becoming gay
>>144355628Newey stop working on the car since his quitting annoucement and exactly at that moment the cars turn into Shit
>el hitto del wallo
>>144355783Still would.
>>144355790Oh fucking totally.
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/wolff-aware-of-risk-with-antonelli-as-he-says-eye-catching-raw-pace-needs-to.6km8ncLrUhVzyqVQBiJ1HL>Toto Wolff has admitted that Mercedes are taking a “risk” by promoting Kimi Antonelli to a race seat for the 2025 season, but he is confident the Italian youngster has all the raw ingredients needed to succeed>Asked about Antonelli’s practice outing and incident, Mercedes boss Wolff said: “That can happen. I think we don’t want to slow a driver down. We’re happy to work with someone who has so much speed, that has confidence.>“There are some good indications that he has a lot of talent and a lot of potential, and now it needs to be conditioned. When you invest in young drivers, these things happen.”>He signed off: “You need to be prepared to take that risk.”
>>144355801>>144355804it's good to see love can bloom on the racetrack
>>144354670What could you do to make Lance Stroll more competitive in F1? There must be something given they have all the money in the world at their disposal
>>144355812OHHH!!!
>>144355783looks like jerry o'connell in drag
>>144355741>cheat all season and still lose WDC if not FIA stepping in at the last lapKWAB
>>144355751It is irrelevant what mercedes did ten years ago. There are more recent crimes happening right now in F1.
>car racing allowed in the last lap of your entire championshipsounds a bit racingismist
>>144355840I'm no fan of mercedes either but I wouldn't call them being in f1 a crime
What if we award double points at the last race of the season, but only for P2-10?
>>144355850We another race ending during sc for another meltdown
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>144355868what if we reverse points? zhou gets 25 points, p19 gets 18, etc
>>144355478>In F1, performance is what mattersare these motherfuckers serious
>>144355850Why did the cars between Verstappen and Hamilton unlap themselves? Why not make Verstappen race them instead of rigging it?
>>144355878this but with sex havers
>>144355887why do you think lance is still in f1? he just needs more time bro
Last time it rained in baku?
Why do people want to alter history so bad?
>>144355890How do you convert 25 points into sexes
>>144355901no pussy
>>144355906What about the fastest lap point
>>144355889watch FIA shills ignore this question like they always do
>>144355920That stays the same, the guy who end the faster wins it
>>144355580Have you not read the newys?
>>144355889>racing backmarkersdo pozfags really?
>>144353948>galaxie>tfw have one but can't afford to fix it upEvery day I see it sitting unmoving in the driveway bring me great shame.
>>144355388I know you didnt say it but have you ever been to macao? One day I want to do a trip to sea and dont know whats the better place, and Macao seems interesting since they speak portuguese (I hope)
>>144355870here>>144355889Because lapped cars are allowed to unlap themselves, but they wasted too much time with the debri to complete the entire procedure and not end the entire championship, the most watched event in entire history of the sport, behind the safety car as a farce.
>>144344842>didn't start the post with "I got another confession to make"wasted
>>144355973I guess we didn't get THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST of him
>>144355973What happened to your wife Dave?https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAnd5RRwOmE
How many race wins?
>>144356058All
>>144356058Every race from now on
>>144355973>"Hello, I've waited here for you... Everlong"
>>1443560582
Newey is overrated
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>>144356119She looks like Mrs. Potatohead.
Last time I saw tis much shaking was:>safety car in this lap>safety car line passed>green flag>overtaking is allowed by the rules>gets penalty anyway >safety car line gets removed and rules gets changed so this can never be done again
>>144356119>9th in british f4
>>144356119Why do british people beocme browner??
>>144356145passing someone without DRS is too dangerous
>>144356058did they?
Did you know McLaren has come up with a strategy to guarantee the Constructor’s Championship by the end of October and lock in the trophy? Google “locktober” for the details.
>>144356215I did and I think I'm on a list now.
>>144356119what ethnicity is she
>>144356238why is the shoe maker gripping gimi so thightly
>>144356058>Fernando this is James, we need you to let Lance pass
>>144356257gripi
>>144356257gimi activated his dad senses
>>144356257He loves him like a brother.
>>144356279probably more than his actual brother for obvious reasons
Remember when
>>144356335no
>>144356118Next Newey is working for some other team now.
>>144356238JUAN
>>144356360Next, Newey is working for Aston Martin. It was announced yesterday.
>Formula 2 title contender Gabriel Bortoleto has emerged as the frontrunner to land the second Sauber seat in 2025 - if the squad opts to pursue the young driver route. Sources claim that McLaren has already indicated it will not stand in Bortoleto’s way if there is a chance of him landing an F1 seat elsewhere, but this has not been confirmed by the team.>Speaking at the Italian Grand Prix, Bottas expressed confidence that Binotto would understand the value his vast experience could bring.>Options are limited for me, said the Finn. That's how it is...[Mattia] really understands what he can get out of me for the team. So that's a good thing for me, obviously. And if I can get involved into a project for the years ahead, which is an interesting project, a car manufacturer, then I'm interested as well. So I think there's interest on both ways. And, yeah, we've made some progress. But I don't want to give anything more than thatKekttas is going to get cucked AGAIN KWAB
Finally we relent
a fitting end
>>144356412I'll fit your end
>>144356452OHHH!!!
>>144356452hot
>>144344918>women>retardationname a more iconic duo
>>144353989>Isn't Nobels a bit young for him?Chuck is monegasque, so that's pretty much the norm from his point of view
dead sportdead thread
>>144356502my nigga
>>144356496Aurelia? Is that you?
IT'S OVER
and its endingWOW
>>144356525there is no women on the Internet dude, remember that
>>144356585>dude:)
>>144356600Post your pag pags
new thread is up on our patreon
>>144356614>Members' club
relent?
>>144356614is fansly ok?
>>144356614I only do subscribe star and playeur
/f1/ RELENTED?!!!??!!
>>144356609Pagpag Pride Worldwide
>/f1/ moved on?
it's ogre and all it took was newey going to the lesser satan
>>144356600
>>144356708
>>144355028>where does the indy car name come from? I mean they only race there once per year, why would you name the whole championship after it? imagine if f1 was called monzacar like wtf?>ynr the american Le Mans seriesNot to be confused with the 24h Lemons series which is based
>>144356609got this pag last night while debate shitpost
>survive divegrass and olympics>relent latermondo cool
Dead Sport
>>>/xs/88441:^)
>>144356770i read her name as "roastie wait"
>>144356753>2022 thread still aliveDear god...
Fine. I'll bake it myself
>>144356800NO THANOS NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!>OHHH!!!
>>144356780Common theme being Simulation and Strategy.
>>144356845>>144356845>>144356845
>>144356858
>>144345688>your first home video game consoleAtari 2600>your first handheld consoleOil Panic by Nintendo>the first racing game you ever playedGrand Prix by Atari>the first F1 game you ever playedGrand Prix by Atari
>>144356145The steward who gave him the penalty was Damon Hill.
