>Lap:#7355>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144363855>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenborg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:222 (219 starts)>Fermando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:195>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan84>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 303 (+8)NOR: 241 (+16)LEC: 217 (+25)PIA: 197 (+18)SAI: 184 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 446 (+12)McLaren: 438 (+34)Ferrari: 407 (+37)Mercedes: 292 (+16)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1005.86 (+49.63)RIC: 929.05 (+57.35)87 JOBS: 921.05 (+31.62)>News:RAWE CEEKLawrence Stroll reportedly has his sights set on an Aston Martin swoop for Max Verstappen. While Lance would join WECPoowey joins Asston ShartinThe 65-year-old designer's new contract, with the title of managing technical partner, was announced on Tuesday at the team's F1 base at Silverstone.BBC Sport has been told it is a five-year contract worth up to a possible £30m a year, including bonuses and add-ons, meaning Newey will be working into his 70s.Newey is among top 10 highest paid British sports personalities alongside the likes of Lewis Hamilton, Anthony Joshua, Rory McIlroy, Anri Okita, and Tyson Fury.Sky Sports' "nationalistic" F1 coverage caused ‘demonisation’ of Verstappen says NeweySauber needs “immediate measures” to improve before Audi takeover – 8binsBottas claims people in F1 have ‘short memories’ amid fight to save 2025 driveV Sport considering dropping F1 coverage in Finland if no Finns on grid next yearMarta Garcia struggles in Imola
gimi
red car best car
>possible five rookies next year wew lad
>>144368816uma
Twinkonelli is NARG
gimi antonelli
girni
Baku will be a Pure Pinch race!
>Bortoletto>Antonelli>Piastri>RicciardoHow do we stop the Zoomertalian menace?
10.2.3 No adjustment may be made to any suspension system while the car is in motion.
So it's official to /f1/ canon then? Antonelli is the new gimi.
>>144368902hes a NARG
https://twitter.com/F1/status/1834247399096672740
>>144368981A true woman of the paddock
>Spanish Emperor showing complete devotion to the Pope - 1634
PS3 TELLS GOBLANDO TO KILL HIMSELF WHAT THE FUCKBASEDhttps://x.com/theverstappens/status/1834228359355924754
Franco looks so fvcking hot HOLY
>>144369145Behave yourself, lad/lass. ffs
Fernando Alonso on his future: "I will be driving in 2026...after 2026 I will be driving...after I will be driving"https://twitter.com/fastestpitstop/status/1834192269672394776
>>144369126What would /f1/ do in Oscar's shoes? If you were promised that everything resets next season, including prioritization for strategy and upgrades, would you give up racing Lando so he can maximize his points?
>>144369251they'll pay me extra for it so sure
>>144369251Race him but only pass him in the DRS zone so Lando can't cry about it being a dangerous move
>>144369251I would fight like a rabid dog until I'd have no mathematical chance of WDC.
I can’t imagine how insufferably smug lando will be if he is gifted the championship. After his fluke win in miami he was saying shit like “you saw all the other drivers paying their respects. They know I deserve this.” And we’ll have to deal with it for decades, with that stupid gap-toothed dysgenic face.
>>144369251CrashPreferably right after Lando pits
>>144369245>I will be shitting
>>144369251Sill try to outqualify no rizz, overtake him at the start, but also obey team orders, but keep driving behind him to pressure him into mistakes while saying I'm faster on the radio. Keep vocally questioning if he can beat amx, and rub it in whenever amx beats him.So I'd be very passive agressive about it
https://racingnews365.nl/norris-spreekt-verstappen-tegen-max-kan-zeggen-wat-hij-wil>Lando Norris about Max saying the championships are not realistic:>"Max can say what he wants. He still has a lead of about 60 points. It's not easy to make up for that in eight races. Even if I win every race, it's going to be very difficult. He's still in a better position and I'd rather be in his shoes.">"Once Red Bull finds out what went wrong and what they're struggling with, they're a team that I expect to solve the problems within a few races and come back strong.">"Max may have that feeling after one bad race. It's not like they lack speed every race. Italy was probably their worst race, but Max regularly narrowly missed out on pole positions and victories. I think he says it to feel a bit better."
>>144369145the lily of Luzon
they did my boy oscar dirtyAnd again, for lando to win the championship he just have to win with the faster car, he doesnt need oscar
What if Oscar catches Lando by the end of the season?
>>144369251This will never happen. Once a driver gets prioritized, too much of the team gets restructured towards him. And if that proves to be successful, you don't want to fuck around with it too much, otherwise you risk having to restart everything completely from scratch. Not to mention it's a lot of effort and a lot of wasted time and resources, which especially now with the budget cap are limited. If Lando becomes the number one driver now, Peeasstri's career is over. And I think he knows this, which is why he's seething.
>>144369405webber told him
>>144369251I would just say no. If lando needs this level of prioritization, he doesnt deserve to win.
>>144369405I don't see how Piastri doesn't finish the season ahead of Norris in the championship
>>144369382>Max saying the championships are not realisticWhat does that even mean?
>>144369382How weak minded is he?
>>144369427He doesn't think he can win either championship
>>144369427It's over...
>>144369417If they were racing I believe piastri would be ahead as well but they haven't really been so far and they definitely won't be now
>>144369427max is a whiny bitch that said red bull won't win the wdc and wcc this year
>>144369443Unless they start sabotaging Piastri from the inside, Norris will keep kwabbing himself
I just want Max to win the WDC and Red Bull to finish as low as possible in the WCC
his streets
>>144369467Did he win a single one of those on merit?
>Mike Hawthorn and Keke Rosberg got the WDC with just one winHow long until we get a WDC with 0 wins? Just consistent P2s
Lads, I'm craving hot dogs but I only have hotdogs and no buns
>>144369532no bakery close to you?
>min Fraudstappen days since last win:83
i seriously do not like my family. any good places i can fuck off to and live a wagie life?
>>144369562Baku. Well done Baku!
>>144369429McLaren sabotaged themselves because they weren't allowed to win the champion that year.
>>144369523Nico Hulkenberg will win the title with Audi finishing 4th every race.
>>144369487Monaco 2022, Singapore 2022 and Baku 2023
>>144369251only cede position by stomping the brakes through the floor before the chequered flag, id happily eat penalty points or whatever just to show the world id have to stop dead on track in order for my colleague to catch up
>>144369587>winning the WDC before his first podiumAwfully realistic scenario
>>144369566>azerbaijanwe /armenian/ here
>>144369251Hmm, Drive the best car in the field or be dropped and forced to drive the 2025 Sauber?It's a difficult choice.
>>144369599>monaco 2022 He rigged qualy by crashing intentionally and ferrari sabotaged their drivers in the race>singapore 2022They forgot to put gas in Max’s car during qualy>baku 2022Closest to being on merit, but red bull still fucked over max by pitting right before they knew a safety car was coming out
>>144369562normally its your country people fuck off to, so how about Crete or Gibraltar?
>>144369523That was in an era where loads of driver dies.
>>144369672>creteunlikable bunch of people only ever known for drunk driving. place gets overcrowded with tourists in the summer.
>>144369666>He rigged qualy by crashing intentionallyIncorrect.>baku 2022He was going to beat Max anyway.
>Imagine calling in 2006 that Schumi will drive for Merc works team in 2010>Imagine calling in 2007 that Alonso will drive for McLaren in 2015>Imagine calling in 2016 that Sainz will drive for Williams in 2025 after driving for Renault, McLaren and FerrariImagine calling in 2024...
oscar piastri to ferrari
>>144369729>Imagine calling in 2024...Lance Stroll will be a WDC.
>>144369712do you at least like the weather where you live?
>>144369742likely after hamilton retiresman bear will fuck up big time
>>144369729Hülk will be WDC with Audi
>>144369755no.
The final piece of the puzzle is Lewis Hamilton to Aston Martin.
>>144369775consider Kreuzberg
>>144369775>move to norway>commit a felony>get assigned your own room with a pc with internet access>get comfy
>>144369842ferrari to aston martin
>>144369929Ferston Martari
how will lolando stuff it this sunday?
Crystal ball says goblando goes full kwab next few races and ps3 ends up finishing 2nd in championship anyway. amx wins with around 30 points lead
>>144370125fumble Q3, start P6-P8ish and takes light (but critical) damage in the inevitable lap 1 scuffles
Reminder that lando wasnt penalized in saudi for the jump start, thats 2 points that the fia gifted him
>>144370171He also missed out on a penalty for striking the pit marker last race
ps3 has been sacrificed all seasonnot sure why it is suddenly a big deal
>>144369618Man I should pick up a flintlock next time I'm out. They seem fun.
>>144368817that car was beautiful and fast. too bad the team principal was retarded enough to lose the championship despite having the fastest car>>144368876you are fool. fuck you. innovation should not be stifled under any circumstances. NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHETHER THIS TECH WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL TO US.
>>144370192Because McLaren has been schizo about it and randomly decided PS3 needed a win
>>144370141I don't think Piastri beats Leclerc.Leclerc is the much more complete pilot.Piastri is around 4 years away from hitting his peak.Every top pilot has had moments of brilliance in their first two seasons, give them time to mature.The Leclerc of today wins most of the races he qualifies P1 in in 2019.The Verstappen of today takes many more wins in 2016 and 2017.For every Piastri Spa and Monza performance he still has a Zandvoort, Austria and a Spain in him.
>>144370277You can see in his eyes the disgust he feels about their primitive aero package.Why was F1 so retarded about aero for so long? Airplanes were pretty well developed in the 60.
>>144370250Laguna Secat
Haha "Mike Krack", F1 needs better writers, that's a JK Rowling-tier character name
>>144370163He doesn't really fumble Qualifying anymore.Being 13 - 3 to Piastri is one of the more dominant qualifying records in the current grid.>Red Bull Max Verstappen 16-0 Sergio Perez>Sauber Valtteri Bottas 15-1 Guanyu Zhou>Williams Alexander Albon 13-0 Logan SargeantAlexander Albon 1-0 Franco Colapinto>HaasNico Hulkenberg 13-3 Kevin Magnussen>McLaren Lando Norris 13-3 Oscar Piastri>Mercedes George Russell 12-4 Lewis Hamilton>Aston Martin Fernando Alonso 11-5 Lance Stroll>Alpine Esteban Ocon 10-6 Pierre Gasly>VCARB Yuki Tsunoda 10-6 Daniel Ricciardo>Ferrari Charles Leclerc 10-5 Carlos SainzCharles Leclerc 1-0 Oliver Bearman
>>144370203I'm pretty sure you can still mail order anything black powder
https://twitter.com/F1/status/1834281066661589250
>>144370347It is strange how it has become Mclaren vs Ferrari.F1 always seems to default to it.
>>144370322How is Lewis ahead of NARB ? = _ =
>RB is not good enough anymore>S-Stroll P-PLEASELMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144370372Car died in Silverstone so Hamilton pulled a free 25 points.Car illegal in Belgium so Hamilton pulled a free 25 points.
>>144370250meal prep
>>144370372two DNFs and the Spa DQ
>>144370347Also don't say Leclerc is a title contender.Last time that happened he did a Canada, an Austria and a Silverstone.
>>144370365their common enemies have been slainnow the real battle begins
>>144370395Why would he bring that up during the debate?
It was 9-11 yesterday? I haven't seen a single thing about itMaybe there is hope..
He knows he is about to become a 5 time world champion.He will only be 33 by then also.
>>144370331Why wait? I can get them at Cabelas lel
>>144370309>Feel the P, Drug a bitch>Val tear in Butt/Ass>Guano Joe>Pee Ass Tree>Car Loss Signs>Land on O'Riss>Danny el retardo>You kiss another>Oily Bear Man
>>144370420cause he saw it on the television
>>144370449>You kiss anotherkek hadn't seen this one before
Feeling some cheeky points for the Bear Man around Baku.It's one of his specialist circuits and the Haas has the Ferrari engine which should give it power out of slow corners.
>>144370207>le VPN pozfag
>My house is leaked again
>>144370470He just managed to get the particulars wrong but his heart was in the right place, bless his little cotton socks
>>144370525Better blur it then
>>144370426It can't have been 9/11 yesterday, that would mean it's 10/11 today
For me, its Olive Wood
>>144370546I am on another plane
>>144370555how are you posting from a plane? who the fuck buys in-plane wifi
>>144370392>>144370399oh thanks
>>144370555>NetherlandsNo
>>144370392It wasn't illegal.
>>144370525Say Pedonesia, I heard you like 'em young
>>144370688>>144370704>>144370715>HAMILTON WILL NEVER… WIN… ANYTHING… EVER… AGAIN !!!!!KWAB
>>144370624
>>144370372The Aryan mechanics are sabotaging the British pilot's vehicle.
i aint readin allat
Counterpoint: booba
Wish the Argentina GP was still a thing
>>144370865relevant image
All those IP wasted for Racist posts........... Sigh...............
>>144369451Pretty sure he said that both titles were no longer "secure" anymore, which is realistic given gap in both titles is roughly 50 points.
>>144370738>>144370753I love the fact that it's in all caps.
>>144370865no need, the brazilian grand prix will be full of argies anyway
>>144370907wait a minute, I saw something else here
>>144370688>>144370704>>144370715>>144370738>>144370753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN120kCiVyQ
>>144370947Ty PintOfCola for saving Brazilian Tourism
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>Checo about the RB20: "Some people don’t understand it, especially from the media side, that different driver styles can come to different conclusions. The problem was… >Well, not the problem – the good thing was that Max was less sensitive to it than I was.">"Ten, 12 races ago, I was complaining about these issues, but now they are so big that even Max is feeling them. I think the solution will benefit me even more with my style.">"It’s very clear in the data, the team is fully aware of it and hopefully we can fix the issues soon going forwards. Then we can unlock a lot of performance from the car."the data says CHECO PEREZ 2025 WDC LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144370322hate the way people be givin my boy stroll no credit. if newey builds another rocket, stroll is just good enough to be wdc, would be a perfect Bottas to Alonso or Verstappen.
>>144371029>I told you so- Sergio "Puro 'Checo' Pinche" Perez
>>144371029Seems like they made it easier to drive for Checo but that made the car slower
>>144369251>Okay ill help lando win but give me more moneyThere, problem solvedRetarded zoomers will kill each other and no one will win anything
>>144370969its funny because its truehttps://www.gov.br/planalto/en/latest-news/2024/02/copy2_of_historic-record-international-tourism-injects-us-6-9-billion-into-the-brazilian-economy-in-2023#:~:text=COUNTRY%20RANKING%20%2D%20In%202023%2C%20Argentina,with%20334.7%20thousand%20(5.6%25).
>>144371029Sergio Perez really wasn't a neweybabby.
>>144371029I would love to reproduce with that lady
>>144371029>I think the solution will benefit me even more with my style.He needs to stop saying shit like this because Max will just trounce him again
>>144370879me on the top left
>>144371127he knows that he won't benefit from it more than Max, but it hypes him up among his fans
Have you ever visited an F1 paddock, anon?
>>144371029she would get pregnant by just having my penis and testicles look at her
>>144371165>>144371127it's simple if max wins races again and he starts getting podiums then he benefited from it more because he was further away from podiums than max was from race wins
>>144371165>but it hypes him up among his fansTo come crashing down harder.He's squeezing every last penny worth of merch out of his fans, isn't he?
you reckon f1 driveshafts twist much?
Its going to be interesting to see how Norris bottles Lap 1 of Baku because the only places to run wide are the runoff areas or the wallsHamilton 2021 repeat on the cards methinks
>>144368800NOT FUNNY
>>144371297he won't run off or crash but qualify 2nd, divebomb the leader into 2 that makes him get mugged on the back straight then get wrong footed through the staircases up to the castle. -6 places
>>144370499do f1 racetracks smell good? i remember when i went indoor karting and it smelled gud
>>144371505I don't know about F1 but when I used to go to BTCC races the smells after were very nice after like 6 different race events.
>>144370715
Each race is different. Some are worse than others, we should get rid of those.
>>144371829but how do we get rid of those before the fact? we wouldnt know if those would be better, equal or worse
>pozfags were unironically pinning all their hopes on peeasstriif his last name ends with a vowel, you know he's going to be shit
>>144371829hell yeah my fellow white brother
every race with hybrids is shit
>>144371829you can't say that, /f1/ still pretends to love monaco
>>144371854>Lauda
>>144371829Bad races this season have been;>Bahrain>Australia>Monaco>Japan>And ImolaRaces that were also bad in 2022 were;>Japan>And Australia (Three red flags and it was still shit)So get rid of those two for a start.
>>144371926kwab
Africa deserves a Grand Prix because eh, uhm, well, yeah, so, obviously, for reasons, you know.
>>144372005Africa is probably solid these day since all the trash got expelled to Europe.
>>144371905This just proves we need more races
>>144372005I think the African continent needs to fix many issues internally before splurging on a racetrack that will only see minor use.Before bankrupting a country Hamilton should try to help solve those internal issues first.
>>144372028lol no
>>144372032Why does he spend hundreds of thousands on clothing instead of giving it to the poor African neguinhos?
Zhou won't be racing at the Chinese GP next year :/
>>144372062
Reminder that Zhou blamed racism for being a shit driver
>>144372046That money is better spent on that beautiful outfit
>>144372212Reddit
/biz/ Idea: Tel Avi GP
>>144372229Sorry bro, Trump told me that Israel will be wiped out in 2 years after Kamala wins. Don't think they're gonna make that kind of investment right now.
>>144368876DAS NUTS
mclaren turn 1 crash
>>144371029
>>144372229>ynr 2022 jedder assplosion
>>144372367>Le norwooding shitter man
>>144372367A month until the next SF race and I won't remember it by then...
>>144369729>Imagine calling in 2024That I have gf in 2026
>>144372367dibs on the cute nipponoid girl behind the desk
How do F1 cars panels stay in place, do they have quick release pins like pic related? Cause you never see these on the bodyworkQuestion
>>144372367>>144372415>Tfw no qt looks-like-mana gf
>>144372046>Why does he spend hundreds of thousands on clothingyou fool
>>144371127get a load of this brainiac. he said the car is fucking trash, so trash maxipads is not even a contender. with the changes, yes it will benefit checo but will allow pads to be a contender. i hope that makes sense, andreas
>>144372435They just use screws
Volumes
>>144372446He pays the stylist Eric McNeal and he wears a lot of custom stuff that isn't sponsored by the big bois.
>>144372494hes not buying the clothesim willing to bet your life on it
>>144372436I fumbled one recentlyI'm still processing it (grieving)
why was there a week break
>>>/int/202161983He's just not shit. I wish he had a more competent team mate to compare his talent better
>>144372577yes he ishe's washed
>>144372502Online gambling is illegal for Jamaican residents so I submitted a tip on 311tips dot com. Hope you like prison food, bucko.
>>144372590Why do you think that?
>>144372599he admitted it himself if you follow that quote chainwe were all here when he radioed that he thought 11 was better than expectedthat's a mindbroken man
Lawrence Stroll will vanquish Hamas Lewilton once and for all
>>144372591why are these twitch frog images popping up on 4chan more and more
>>144372608you are legit a retardyes, being 11 with the 8 car is better than expected
>>144372435You've never seen them taking a power drill to the body panels when something goes wrong during pracci and quali?Just some good old Philips heads.
>>144372617cope diegohe had a good runit's time to throw in the towel
>>144372614twitch chatters are turning 18
>>144372608Yes his team mate while I admit he's shit came 19th. Alonso came 11th. Still good for the current AM
>>144372634being faster than stroll is not an accomplishment
>>144372614Because I post images I get from Google Images
>>144372642t. slower than Stroll
>>144368800>Lawrence Stroll reportedly has his sights set on an Aston Martin swoop for Max Verstappen. While Lance would join WECwho can stop this madman????yfw AM drivers for 2026 are nando and max
>>144372642Alonso has beaten Stroll far better than beeman ever did
>>144372630both hass and williams were faster, and they were on the right strat, yet alonso was only 1 sec behindagain, why is being ahead of the possition of the car a bad thing? is winning the race with the slowest car a bad thing?
>>144372644add "apu apustaja" and ideally use yandex instead (google results are getting shittier especially for unapproved by globohomo memes like frogs)they're not perfect but they're a lot better
>>144372634>current AMthat he shitted up
>>144372622Sounds time consuming but yeah makes sense at the speed F1 go. Does WEC use Phillips screws as well? Cause GT3 do have the quick release
do goblino and hulk tikkie amx for the plane ride?
>>144372673Most of those aren't "nerdy" at all.The problem with jewgle is that the images section has been totally infested by AI generated merchandise.
>>144372715Maybe I'll start using 'sticker' images to lower quality even more.
This is getting silly at this point https://silodrome.com/ayrton-senna-stormtrooper-helmet/
>>144372684I think it's more out of necessity than anything else, F1 cars aren't really like a GT car when it comes to how they're designed and built.>Does WEC use Phillips screws as well?Seems like it yeah.
>>144372742That makes no sense, aren't Strormtroopers white? I could be wrong, I don't watch Star Trek.
>>144372742>OMG, the pop-culture cross over I didn't know I needed!
>>144372742>missed the turn and hit the wall insteadfitting
>>144372761Please, I am eating.
F1 driver and WAG couple most likely to do this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726170550089060.webm
yeap, enough for todaysee you around
>alonso
>>144372803What the actual fuck is wrong with people?
>>144372803Hulk or Ocon
Alonso's trilogy of shit:>stint at alpeen proves that he wasn't carrying anyone>stint at asston shartin proves that he was the problem-- YOU ARE HERE -->stint with poowey proves that it wasn't poowey
>>144372730Based quality-lowerer
>>144372753I see thanks. Juicy pic, really hard to find good close up pictures of current year racecars like this
>>144372803>/gif/Yeah nope
>>144372673I think yandex is blocked in socialist republic of canada
>>144372761Man Shad looks like shit these days.
>>144372888.ru retarded?
>>144372922I think Yandex has a special algorithm that can instantly tell if you're pozzed in the head and if so, denies you access, so maybe that's why
>>144372803my wife
>RacingNews365 understands that for the Baku weekend, the floors of both RB20s for Verstappen and Sergio Perez will take on something akin to a 'patchwork'.>The floor will be composed of a mix of three different evolutions, with the radical step considered by the engineers to be the most logical solution to avoid wasting the effort and resources spent on producing each evolution. >Although the team does recognise that the sum of the individual elements does not equate to the overall competitiveness, the radical step was the only plausible choice the team had, considering the short amount of time available. What are Red Bull doing? This is Aston Martin tier shit.
>>144373000Can't wait for RB cars to feature on >>>/diy/abominations
>>144372803what country is thatis she a hapa?
>>144372715they're still closer than googleand there isn't a real apu apustaja "nerd" anyway, the glasses or reading one is the closest i've ever seenyou're right about the AI slop and merchandise though, though it can be funny by itself
>>144373061She sounds maybe Spanish is the other webms. I don't think she's hapa but idk
>>144372930>Indian schizo is a Kremlin simpOf course
is this leaf the schizo pajeet who talks about pozzed countries and shit in outer/sp/
>>144373106Yes.
>>144373130You're about to have an Indian president, btw
>French Canadian Jews will dominate F1 for in the near future The /f1/ seethe will be hilarious
>>144373142Ah, so that's what you people meant when you said India would be a super power by 2030.
>>144373142kek
greecebros we are patiently anticipating news of elliniko gp
>>144372367>/f1/:heh this ultra rich guy isn't in F1 anymore, he's probably miserable>reality:guys racing in japan fucking all the qt nip girls
>>144373000Miss me yet, horny horner?
>>144368800Reminder the worst plane crash in Finland's history was caused by a drunk pilot
>>144372922apparently
>>144373313thats strange because you fly better after a couple brewskis
>>144372803there's no /piss/ thread
>>144373338it's in this one >>>/gif/27845040
>>144373304newey is pure shit, bro
>>144373367
>>144373400The Coomer of Columbus
>>144372753Any reason why? How negligible is the aero?
>pozfags chimp out when I announce that Kwabmilton would never win anything ever again in January of 2022, 3 years later, he still hasn't won anything on merit>pozfags chimp out when I announce that Kwablonso would shit up asston shartin, we all know what happened next>pozfags chimp out when I tell them Indians will replace jews as the administrative caste of the west, 6 months later they elect an Indian US presidentI'm definitely noticing a trend of me being right 100% of the time about literally everything, no matter how outrageous my predictions may seem
>(on merit)lmao poo cope
>>144373558Well yeah, on an F1 car it's basically just a tiny tub that everything gets attached onto and then a small shell that goes around all those parts.On a GT car they're based off an actual car which needs to at least be basically functional for a normal person to change the washer fluid, oil, put gasoline in etc.
>>144369251Being ahead of him the whole race and only letting him pass on the last corner to send a message
>>144373756Why did they put the 2 dominant cars (illegal in the case of the W11) on the left and the 2 shitty ones on the right?
RIP Bottas.
everything is going according the plan
>>144373756The thing with the RB19 is that it's competition was weak. Kinda like how nobody cares about Merc's from 2014-2016 when it's actually they're most successful cars, far so than the W11
>>144373829>competition was weak>almost every team on the grid had the exact same budgetpozfag logic knows no bounds
Lando cuckis sucks and they should stop babying him
>>144373756no car will ever be as dominant as the rb19....
>>144372670>wasn't able to overtake Petrov at Abu Dhabi 2010
>>144372803source? my peepee need see more
>>144373928It's in the bottom right of the webm
>>144372803Albon and HE but roles reversed.
>>144373940no thats just the watermark, like onlyfans or scatshop
>>144373987I don't have a full videoThey're Bruce & Morgan from Pissplay, figure it outalso>scatshopwhat did he mean by this lads?
yall need Jesus
>>144374012about that
I didn't bother to watch the last race.
poonadian going on another melty i see
>>144374021>read this>recall the trajectory of his careerCursed
don't think i'm going to bother with baku aside from the qualifying and maybe free practice sessions if i catch them on time desu
>>144374167What day is it today?
>>144374194friday. two free practice sessions on.
>Lawrence Stroll reportedly has his sights set on an Aston Martin swoop for Max Verstappen. While Lance would join WECWait so Honda was actually able to pay Lawrence to boot his son from the team then?
>Norris' gap to Verstappen after Miami53>Norris' gap to Verstappen after Monza84Is F1 really just about the car?
>>144374243Edd Straw on a Red Bull would lose to Zhou Guanyu in a Kick Sauber
>>144374194see: >>144374212
>>144374212why is it Friday
>>144373843>>almost every team on the grid had the exact same budgetMight want to double check your calendar on that one saar.>>144373829>they're>far so than the W11Drunk or ESL?>>144374243>84Ay?
>>144373811
they de-aged max?
>>144374412Are you the same retarded faggot who once wrote 3 paragraphs lecturing me on my ironic use of the word literally
>>144374496That's not what ironic means saar...
Reminder that poojeetleaf is in Canada illegally and uses a fake ID
>>144374537so yes?
>>144374485God doesn't age one way or the other.
>[The Race F1 Podcast] [Will Buxton] ''I've heard whispers of it and chat within the paddock and within the team. Some members saying that there is actually a belief starting to form at Mclaren that Oscar's ceiling is higher than Lando's.''LAND OF NO RIZZ BROS.... HOW DO WE RESPOND???
>>144374654They're both complete and utter shit, bro
>>144374654source: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DNeDIsxx60E&si=LpvMMm3By6VBbjeJ&t=1058 at 17:38 (timecode included in link)
>>144374012I can fix my own roof, thank you
>>144374654We've been saying this for 2 years now
>>144374654Rando....we're cooked....
>>144374699>bottas wasn't contractually number 2jesus, no wonder you guys are so pozzed in the head if you listen to shit like this
>>144374654if they can get oscar to manage tyres hes lando without the bitchiness
>>144374957PS3 managed his tires significantly better than Lando last GP
>>144375050yes but he had clean air. in general hes a bit worse than lolndo on that. he also is more prone to not hooking up the lap in quali but hes far less experienceddespite all that hes knocking on landos door 2 years in
>>144374708He's a British driver and therefore overvalued by the British motorsport press, so it's taking some time for them to come back down to reality and see Lando for the driver he really is
>>144374817He wasn't, there's no need to put it in his contract when you know from the start that buttass is complete and utter shit. (, bro)
I prefer Piastri to Norris because the former is cute and the latter is heinously ugly. I don't consider their racing skills when shitting on one and defending the other. There, I said it.
>>144375136Cool, but that's not what the pozboi was implying by saying that
>>144375154Agreed.
>>144375147SEX with F1 drivers!!
>>144375147The pidor of Perm
>>144375225I forgot to add that I'm not gay. I just have a strong affinity for aesthetics and beauty.
>>144372435they have countersink screws all over.probably have aerospace Nut plates underneath.Aseocatch are based though.I use them on my race car.
>>144375289
γιμι
>>144375290>Nut plateheh
>>144374654I still think PS3 will be the one to dethrone Max.you can't win forever.
Thingken of cars
Fangio would beat Verstappen and Schumacher
>>144375436aircraft have an absolute absurd amount of nut plates.they even have tools that drill and countersink the 3 holes required in one trigger pull.
Hamilton is a 6 time world champion
>>144375470(in a noncery contest)
>>144375496After seeing some of the latest webms, I'm pretty sure Verstappen has them all beat in that department.
>>144375529All of those are AI generated by Mercedes to lower his contract salary requests.
>le VISA jeet
>le VPN pozfag
>>144375824Visa cash app rb jeet
>>144375290What SCCA class do you race in?
pooleaf proves that illegal immigrants are the laziest gibsmedats; he's here all day
>>144376486since the fagjeet got exposed as jeet he's been sperging here 24/7, shits hilarious
can you guess this f1 driver in drag?
the answer
>>144376654hillbros...
its over
>cd hours
>>144376925>>144376739>>144376686>>144376654The truth behind his final retirement
Fucking hell i cant sleep. Guess im gonna skip FP
post something, anything
>>144377256
MAKS VASTAPPEN WINNING ANOTHER WDC (With whitey on the moon)MAIKEL SHOEMAKKA WINNING ANOTHER WDC(With whitey on the moon)JACKIE STEWARD WINNING HIS FIRST WDC(While whitey's on the moon)
>>144377511
>>144377359>>144377383>>144377392bluds getting reverse psychologized :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
>went for the rest of the ham>it was too long and slid off the plate>washed it>it will still ruin my enjoyment>russel spa 2024 vibes
>>144377256Something, anything
>>144374654Piastri has Leclerc's tap of approval.
just because I hate norris doesn't mean I will delude myself into thinking that piastri is better
>>144377256does it has to be F1 related?
brazilian miku isnt real
>>144378356everything is f1 related
Fuck RainI hope rain will never come (except in race track)
>>144378174Leclerc tapped Piastri?>>144378294Thank you for bringing us back to earth twinkstonia, this hearsay did come from cuckstons cocksucking mouth after all.
>>144376352at track events I'm just there to be at my own lap times.still a noob at track days.about 10 seconds behind the 911 GT3.autocross I run SCCA CAM-T1949-2000 America made front engine RWD cars are allowed.basically no rules other than the body has to remain stock ish.
>>144378391
>>144378391I was just playing ac4 kek
reject sprint qualis
>>1443741672021 race day was kino though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m770lE3YfA0AZERBAAAAAAAAAAIJAN AZERBAAAAAAAAAAIJANAZERBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIJAN
be johnest was 2021 scripted?
>>144378574Just watch the cooldown room of the last race.
>>144378756damn zhou is complete and utter shit
>>144379243Its really feels like kino RPG music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a99BXiX9SiUCommies cant buiild shit look at those shit cars
its gonna be another mclaren 1-2 isnt it
>>144379671Yes ;)
>>144377256gimi
Last digit is where Max Verslurppen will finish on Sunday
*Min Verslowwin
>>144379671>anotheryou mean 2-3
>>144380254
>>144380428but that looks like rossi
>>144380428iwtwm
>>144369126God Ted is a giant bitch. It annoys me because he is capable of doing really good content on pit-related content and especially testing related things in the off season but then ten minutes later you hear him speak about a British driver and are instantly reminded what a giant fucking bitch he is.
>>144369301the fabled sisv... (i'm kneeling)
ted kravitz is jewish
>>144381466yes, and?
internet has been out for 2 days and thought I was gonna miss the GP this weekend what race should I watch for this feeling that I'm experiencing now that it's back on?
>>144381551new york 2001
>>144377256mexico
>>144381551there's a race this weekend?
>>144381551>mfw isp was ded during ad 2021>mfw i had to watch it via shitty cellphone line on a freef1strimsonline.org tier website>mfw frameskipping every 5 seconds>mfw freeze frame on that glorious loltifi crash>mfw nf
you just know that someone is a DTSnig when they rate brundle highly because he was winning races against senna during the formula 3 season together
>>144381666he just needed more horsepower
>>144381666i rate brundle because his autism is funny on the gridwalk
>>144381666i don't think dts mentions that at all
you rate brundle highly because of formula 3i rate brundle highly because of his australia 1996 crash
>>144381721based melbourne towie
>>144371029He tried warned you all /f1/ but you ALL feed into the bong media brainrot, now look who's dancing now.
>Going to miss FP1 and 2 because of a funeral tomorrowF1 drivers for this feel?
How do you guys think Hornerman is feeling after Newy went public?
>>144381827Roland Ratzenberger
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!
>hahaha yeah the goyim settle for just 30m, it's hilarious
was rosberg really popular in japan or are you guys memeing
>>144381933>and team shares
Past a certain amount of poles positions, a man with zero laps lead is just a bad thing.
>>144381933Don.
stop posting nando kneeling to stroll sr por favor...
>>144382013>please don't fire me for verstappen
>>144382013Please sirs extend my seat to 2030 plz...............
zyn sponsored f1 team soon
>Stroll san, your son bringah great disahonor to your namesake. I give you 100m to ah-tell him to fuck off.
Fkino in 24
>>144381877F1 is a small cottage industry of professionals via Italian and British Motorsport Valley. Pretty sure some next generation great aerodynamicist is under their noses. Newey not winning a championship in the 2000s and during the Mercedes domination would tell fans as much.
One KratingDaeng should be enough to keep me awake until FP1, right ? RIGHT ??
>>144382173>>144381877He said in the interview from a couple days ago that he already felt that there wasn't much to accomplish and that some other people in the team felt they needed to perform without his influence (not in a bad way).Also Merc domination was mostly based on engine performance
>>144382186One makes you sleep, two makes you slumber, three keeps you half awake, four is enough to last 4 hours, after that the jitters take over.If downed all at once, of course.
>>144372803gasly
>>144382228Then there are those motorsport and industry professionals who know the best people that can run their organization.
the stars of tomorrow are up yall
>the entire empire is crumbling before us
rain in 10... I guess
doing a piss off a bridge lads. might be raining on some cunt below i dunno
browning with the early nando steering
>>144381676that's exactly what he got with his new engine which is why he randomly started winning races in the middle of the season
>>144382467Idiot
>1 drop of rain falls>red flag
fucker
1 bong 57 bings
olliegertherbros...
>>144382571Baku looks like a great street circuit. They should keep the Azerbaijan Grand Prix as long as they can.
>>144382602SEXO with azerbagina track jannys
>>144382186Enjoy chronic kidney disease, I guess
who kwabs it first then lads
>>144382765me when i miss these dubs
great news, everyone, gimi
/f1/ - simps and pozfags
>>144382845and saars
>>144382186Holy shit I fell for the Kratom meme and sure it works but I gave me worse withdrawals than anything else I’ve ever had, and I’ve had. No idea why ex junkies rate it must be more sensitive to physical than psychological withdrawals I guess because it has quite the body load
>>144382765Kevin
>>144382802
>>144382765cola
Ollie!!! Franco!!! OHHH!!!
>people were mad about no McLaren team orders>Now people are mad saying it's unfair on PS3 and lando doesn't deserve itHoly fuck make up your minds, also it's completely fair and deserving, Norris has more points in the championship, that means he's objectively the better driver.Team orders are gay anyway and idk why people suddenly want them, getting sick of this stupid bullshit.
>>144382940They're both complete and utter shit, bro
>>144382940Team orders suck
>>144382949a canadian girl touched my willy once
>wins a championship
imagine if bottas sharted uncontrollably during quali and crashed into a wall and broke his neck that would be crazy right haha
>>144382980Newey will truly be the GOAT if he can achieve that.
cola will qualify higher than 18th and will finish above bear
>>144382981careful...
>>144382940this post was meant for the f1 reddit group
Basically globohomos and pozbois are panicking. Their whole plan for the season was the same as last year: run with the narrative that the Red Bull is a rocketship and that literally every driver other than Max is “driver of the day”. It was perfect, it meant you had maximum marketability for the largest possible portion of the drivers.But now even pozfags can see that the Red Bull is pure shit, so what do they do. All of a sudden all their “driver of the days” are getting exposed as useless shitters in perfectly competitive cars. So that's why they're all frantically spouting nonsense; they need to gaslight the pozfags and it's not working as well as they would want
embarrassing
If we're going to use 'brave' to describe both going around a corner slightly faster on a closed track and carrying people out of a burning building, then we need a new word.
>>144382849jejeje
>>144382940>once 50% of the people say one thing>other time other 50% say different thingadvice retard>WhY tHeY cHaNgE tHeIr MiNdS aLL tHe tiMe
I kneel to Mark Webber if it's true that he got no team order bullshit allowed in PS3's contract.
Still find it absurd that they can cool the engine in this thing using inlets as wide as a mail slot
>>144383086jujuju
If we're going to use 'brave' to describe both going around a corner slightly faster on a closed track and coming out as a tranny, then we need a new word.
>>144372803I was not prepared for this
DUNs are up yall
>>144383132I can see the Sheila's mail slot.
WHERE IS CROFTY
faggots here watching (((sky)))
>>144383168Absent, mercifully
are jagues
What are Azeri women like?
>>144383173It's /f1/'s /ourguys/ Jacques Villeneuve and Karun Chandhok that's on for FP1.
this track looks cool
Hill and Villeneuve are the worst champions
Why is /f1/ so dead during FP1? Maybe Domenicali was right all along.
>>144383206villy may be a shitter but he can be based
>>144383207i was jerking off, sorry
>>144383213i hate this just as much as i hate this track
>>144383220Why?
>>144382940nowins is a shit driver though, if they didn't sabotage piastri so many times he would be on at least equal points with nowins
>>144383226i have no respect for this "country"
>>144383206what about scheckter?
>>144383206keke rosberg
>>144383260>>144383260>>144383260
>>144370249F1 is not about the driver, it's about the car. Case in point: Anyone would have been WDC in redbull 2023. The only reason norizz is on a high right now is the car, he is just as giod/bad as ever before.
