Pookie Kelce edition
My Steelers :)
berds
>>144371446Whom is this semen demon???
I'm sitting here with my power out after the hurricane grateful that I will be moving out of this shithole in January. I'm never living in the Southeast again, probably won't even return for a vacation. Fuck this place. The only reason I was born here has to be because I committed some grave sin in a past life, that's the only way that someone can be cursed with such an existence.
>white qbs
>>144371439SEAbros... I'm not worried about the lelphins, but can we buckbreak the Lions like we did last year? Midseason could be a tough stretch.
>>144371475hope you and your house is okay my friend
>>144371439My Patties finna go 2-0!!! (:
Kings of the North
>>144371490>but can we buckbreak the Lions like we did last yearand the 2 years beforealready penciled in a loss to the xhehawks for my wions
>>144371499House is fine, there's no flooding, no trash on the streets, or tree branches either. The power is just out. Fuck this place.
How many professional football players never lost a game until the NFL?
>yfw da jigs win da superb owl
>>144371523DAS RITE
>>144371538
Still feels weird that the Lions are one of the best teams but in a good way.
>>144371536
>>144371535Idk but Caleb hasn't
>Win and we're still alive>Lose and we tank for a new QBNo matter what Rams come out looking clean
>>144371490>I'm not worried about the lelphinsWe bitchslapped Geno when he was Jest, we'll bitchslap him again
>>144371581>mcgay>developing a qbYeah no, you're fucked.
This gotta be the gayest thread ever made.
I think the Dolphins are winning tonight.
Coach Primate
>>144371490i feel bad for this guy hes gotta be the most forgotten starting qb in the league
>>144371549>Jared Goff is still their QB>Defense can't tackle>St Brown and LaPorta washedBarely beating a Rams team putting practice squad guys on the O-line doesn't exactly sound like one of the best teams to me.
>i just found out kevin harlan has a cute daughtershe should join him in the booth
>>144371600It wasn't until you arrived, our HIV infected friend
>>144371612forgot my pic
>>144371605There it is.
>>144371616Whoa, he's only into black kweens who can deep throat. Don't go casting libel against Grand Makai.
>>144371597>Developing GoofLet's see what happens when he actually gets to pick his guy.
>>144371475eastie power grids are abhorrent, especially southeast
>>144371624>espn>yesh, can only imagine how much jew cock she is forced to suck each day to keep her job.
>>144371633flyover powergrid are trash. florida actually has most of their powerlines underground like sane people
>>144371475>all I wanted was a Pepsi
>he's going to bet against the Dolphins today
>>144371475>i live under sea level>durrr why is my house and street flooded?kwab
what did he mean by this?
>>144371649Given the propensity for sexual violence, I am shocked Big Ben nor DeShaun Watson were never Dolphins.
>>144371649how does a dolphin know what an ipad is?
do it ron
>>144371600we can go gayer than this trust methat being said im taking Tua over 200yds today
>>144371658I won't be here anymore soon enough. I hope the entire state floods after I leave. Fuck this shithole.
Undefeated
>>144371626What ended up being the call from the refs here? Hard to see in the webm if someone tipped it or if the punter with the limited space ended up sending it straight up in the air and out the back of the end zone.
They probably told Mike Tirico to stop bringing up off the field player misconduct after that first game which is a shame
>>144371690Who cares what the refs think? It's a safety either way.
>>1443716491-11 vs the bills
BRYCE YOUNG JUST THREW AN INTERCEPTION OVER MY HOUSE
>>144371703>past performance is indicative of future resultsretard
>>144371666>an alternate universe where the Phins are stuck with DeShaun albatross of a contractDon't make me cringe man
>>144371692Well, yeah, tirico is a good little goy who does what his (((masters))) at nbc tell him to do. He will shill what they want and try to give off this vibe of being a nice guy, when, in fact, he is a multiple-rapist and general piece of shit.
>>144371702Not of the bills forced it out, right? Then would it be a touchback?
>>144371712Ah, so we can place bets feeling secure that you will be sucking dick at the local gloryhole tonight? Good to know.
Lose weightTake a showerClean your roomHave sex
>>144371714i would have sided with flores in getting rid of tua if his idea for a replacement wasn't peanut oil
Did any players wear the cuck helmet in a regular game yet? Did the other guys make him of him?
the miami dolphins are a bad football teamdiscuss
>>144371733How many Owls does Buffalel have again?
>>144371726keep me out of your sexual fantasies
>>144371720score of that game was 21-19 so it was a safety. forgot the heat game and butt punt was the same game
>>14437174124 years since dolphins last playoff win
>>144371732I fail to see how wearing this helmet would indicate that a player enjoys his wife being unfaithful to him.
>>144371733the players probably arent that motivated they live in a rich boomer chill place
>>1443717524 owl losses in a row for buffalel!
>>144371744I will always be fapping to the thought of you sucking random cocks at a glory hole. Not unlike that Packers' QB.
Razorcake version of the Superbowl is getting bounced by the chiefs in the playoffs.
how the dolphins gonna win this game?
>>14437177024 years since dolphins last playoff win24As in 2 decades and 2/5ths of another24
>>144371733I’m not a fan of any afce team, so I can be objective. If we’re talking just this year then they’re not elite but they’re not bad by any means. If we’re talking historically then they’re the 2nd best franchise in the division. They’ve been to 5 owls, won 2, and had the only perfect season.
>bahamasbitch>random bills fan2retardsfighting.jpg.gif.avi
>>144371783Ok, but how many owl victories does buffalel have?
>>144371783how many trips to the Owl did Buffalel have in that time? :^)
>>144371790>scab-shortened seasondoesn't count :P
>>144371777by scoring more points than the bills
>>144371709Bryce Young just got 10 inches shorter.
>I'm fast as fuck, booooooiiiiiiii!
>>144371812do you think the players respect this dude lol
>stilll bragging about the mickey mouse season when you weren't alive to see it happenlolekwab
>>144371794>>144371796I don't care. I'm not a bills fan.
>>144371475bunch of soft N I G G E R S in this southeast
>>144371777>making Josh commit turnovers>using up the clock>securing the ball
>>144371812>running to buy the newest funko pop
>>144371821Do you have any idea how fast he is?
is he right?
>>144371837He is correct, they are definitely a team in the AFC that will be defeated.
>>144371837No, the team to beat just beat the AFC runner-up and went back to back lmao. What a fucking CTE riddled moron.
>>144371837Chase is right. They need to play like it.
>>144371821i think players love this dude
>>144371837im afraid this is going to be a trap game for my chiefs
>>144371837>inb4 Joey Baby Sacrifice career ending bussy injury courtesy of Roquan Smith
what makes his leadership infectious?
DANIEL JONES JUST THREW BRYCE YOUNG OVER MY HOUSE
what retarded dance does the child-beating, wife-abusing, cop-disobeying piece of shit do tonight to get tik-tok likes and reddit updoots?
>>144371878>monkeypox.jpg
he's going to tear his Achilles again on Monday, isn't he?
What team would be best represented by this image?
>>144371846>2 of Mahomes 3 playoff losses were against a QB that's now retiredthis is really discouraging for the future of the AFC
>>144371889200+ receiving yards
>>144371889this post is whiter than a polka dance
>>144371878>i need to be bettereveryone agrees tua
>>144371869Yeah but probably for the wrong reason...i cant picture this guy being tough on his players after an Lbut who knows maybe theyre ready to die for him idk
It feels so good to finally cough up the thick bit of mucus in your throat that you've been struggling to get out.
>>144371661>oh shit my fucking qbs refuse to throw MOF>wait no>haha we just planned to concede the MOF because we're so scared of their safety
>>144371920Based Minkah makin' 'em piss their pants.
>>144371917Being a hard ass is only one way to be an effective leader. He's got a charm to him and is clearly a football autist, hard not to want to work your ass off for a guy that's easy to work with and good at his job.
>>144371889>Roll down you fucking window so fucking hard or I'll give you another fucking $200 ticket you fucking chud!!!!
>be a puny dork who never played football>act hard on /nfl/ to make up for itany examples?
>>144371936Did Kirko rob that failure of a franchise?
>>144371632Which coach if any has a better whiny face than McVay?
>>144371942it's better to be feared than loved, zoomie
*wins*
>>144371917i think he's full on data autist, but with the ability to communicate in an approachable way. players probably like being put in positions for success and someone easy to work with where expectations r clear
>>144371950his agent must be a jewish man
>>144371946
>>144371956*against non playoff teams in comfortable temperatures *
>>144371956>>144371975rekt
Is Marvin Harrison Jr going to get more than 2 catches per game this year?Kyler is so short he can't actually throw a route because he can't see the field. He plays backyard football every down. What a waste of a 1st round pick for them.
Gridiron football is so fucking gay, all you do is run and the moment you get tackled you call an end to play and start up again just so you can run with the ball until you get tackled again. It's not very physical because Americans are a weak cowardly people who only want to run and throw.
>>144371946Raider fans
>>144371942dolphins have single mom byproduct energy and they ran out fangio because he was too mean lmao. can't imagine why the nice guy team with the great facilities and weather always chokes down the stretch
>>144371968https://www.faithdrivenathlete org/bios/mike-mccartneyehh, I don't think so. He's great at playing (((their))) game, though...
hows jordan poyer doing? is he still a good tackler whos dogshit on coverage?
>>144371984Settle down, Weixing.
>>144371956tua is him
>>144371956"At life" after his next concussion
*throws up gang signs in your path*
>>144372017What's his beef with God?
ngl bros playing footie at night in miami must be very comfyid go to a nice party right after tryna score some latina
I love drugs
>>144372037Me too
>>144372023you hate God too if you were born anything but White.
>>144372031All of south Florida is really great at night. There’s just a vibe to it that you don’t find anywhere else in the US.
>>144371991You know it's true, any random Australian male could beat just about any muttmerican football player in fight and it wouldn't even be close, you would just try to run away.
>>144372040Jews are Gods chosen people. Whitoids like the nazis are inferior
>>144372049mmm, yes, drugs, prostitutes, police sirens and spanish being yelled all night.
>>144372037my condolences
>>144372052Yeah ok, chinaman. Go cook a dog.
>>144372017a classless act by tua
>>144372049i agree 100%t. watched Dexter
>>144371983no it's a bad fit but most fans couldn't stop sucking off Harrison like he doesn't have weaknesses, and he has plenty. Its a terrible fit
>>144371936Need it, or keep it?
>>144371731Fuck flores, he didn't want Brady either. Tried to blackmail the owner when he wanted to go that way. We'd have an owl right now
>>144372087Keep it
Is the panhandle of Florida any good?
>>144372100No but ur mum is lel
>>144372052you're correct now. if I wasn't a boomer and started watching now id say the same thing. the niggerification part of sports shows where everything takes a backseat to running and hopping because that's what they're best at. Hitting, strength, mental and physical toughness, and throwing(actual skilled throws not 3 yard dumps) all took a backseat to moar running and hopping
>>144372100Awful, within a half mile of the beach is tourist hellhole, beyond that is poor swamp people eating turtles
>he uses illegal streaming websites rather than just signing into the ESPN app using his mom's cable log inCouldn't be me
i weighed 175 lbs in high school and now im 250
>>144372092>>144372115>>144372122you’re early but have a couple (You)s
>giving a single dollar to a league that rigs its game for the chiefsShiggydiggy goodell
Mahomes is better than Brady
>>144372126I got the "fuck florida" Anon, but the pussy deleted his post.
>>144372109This is why you should play rugby instead
>>144372135get rekt
if my team loses, its riggedif they win, its still probably rigged
Fuck Florida.
>>144372119based big boi
you're telling me that the dolphins just had to beat the bills at home and they would dodge a playoff game in -20 KC, and they didn't do it?
>>144372100Depends on what you’re looking for. If you want the ability to have land then that’s the place in Florida. If you want it warm in the winter then stay away. There are places in the midwest I’d rather be. They get 40s and rain pretty often, which is miserable.
>>144371956Can't wait for the temperature to drop below 60 degrees,
7>3, you literally can not argue this.
>>144372128hes a hero end of story
are dolphins players complaining about the night game or is it just the fans?
I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES
>>144372163I am not a fan of the Miami Dolphins. I am just sick of the Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled after the Kansas City Chiefs.
>>144372163Are they pissed they won't have the shade advantage?
Achanebros, how are we feeling about today?
I just want bahamafag and every Cuban to an hero tonight. Simple as.
>>144372175how are they coddled? they still have to play half their games in fucking buffalo
>>144372148Then we wouldn't have had all that kino of the lolphins getting their ass beat
>>144372183>get a game cancelled>get a playoff game moved >hide behind the government>whine about playoff OT rules after getting BTFO in 13 seconds>cry about the September Miami sun
>>144372100well its called the panhandle so take a guess
>>144372208>a guy fucking died dude chill>nobody could have pulled that off>what?>ok ill give you that>confirmed for having never played sports
>>144372175>Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled after the Kansas City Chiefs.>Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled
miami players probably also rather play a night this is not a big deal
>>144372230>confirmed for having never played sportsPlaying in the elements is a part of football. Are you saying Dolphins @ Chiefs WC should've been played somewhere warmer since it was too cold and windy?
>>144372175>>144372242>Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled
>>144372119I weighed 150 in high school and now Im 155
>>144372259Based 5'7'' Anon
>>144372175>>144372242>>144372258>Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled
i am straight up not gonna post for a week if my dolphins lose tonight
>>144372259>t. Bryce Young
>>144372277See you tomorrow
>>144372277>ifSee you next week, Anon.
ya seethe?
>>>144372175>>>144372242 >>>144372258 >>>144372273>Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled
bills have beat the dolphins in miami 13/15 times idk if this heat bullshit makes much of a difference
>>144372257no, were talking about the heat. playing in the cold is not a big deal at all, once you get moving you dont even notice it. you dont know this because youve never played sports.
>>144372290>when the nuts inside your wife
>>144372277coming to /sp/ after your team L is a really shitty feeling i dont miss this
>Buffalo Bills being constantly coddled>y-ya sweethe?
>if you're not a pussy it means you didn't play sports
>>144372300>you dont know this because youve never played sports.Nice projection. Damar Hamlin didn't die btw.
>y-ya sweethin' n sheeeeeit?
>>144372208>game cancelled by NY state after lake effect snow made it impossible to even get to the stadium>it was bad enough that after cleaning the stadium once, Lake Erie dropped another Ku Klux Klan Midget worth of snow in the middle of the night>"Why Bills no play??? Why hide behind government??">"Whine about playoff OT rules">The same rules that Kansas City bitched about years before, and discontent had been growing regarding said rules after numerous games had been decided in similar fashion>Cry about Miami sun>It's Thursday Night Football. Emphasis on night.>Also Miami has gotten shit from the NFL and NFLPA for having air conditioning on their sideline, but nothing for opposing teams. >Usually a 40f degree difference between each sideline.
>>144372302Yeah because you started watching football a year ago retard. You didn’t even know who Alex Smith was until people started dumping their Smeth memes. You didn’t even know about Tony Gonzales
My Chiefies got 'em seething!
>>144372272I'm 5-11. It's right in the middle of the normal range for BMI. Most Americans are whales, even ones that are considered skinny.
>mutt seething 34.webm>34
kek
>>144372302you’re not a real fan if you haven’t dealt with a losing season, much less decades of them
>y-ya sweethin'?Kek, no.
>>144372332It was a joke, Prince of Manlets. Now quit getting short with me.
>he thinks >my team is seethin' when >his team loses to >my team every yearkwab
>>14437230030 isn't -20. You'd know this if you weren't a winter warrior from the midwest with 60° high averages in november
>>144372330>>144372333>>144372335Why do they hate us so?
I’m 5’8 without shoes. Is looksmaxxing pointless?
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144372329>chefs """fan""">didn't know about smeth Keking at lifelong fans of about five months or something.
>be concussion prone>still keep playingwhat did tua mean by this?
>>144372329kek thats true
>worshipping and living vicariously through a good goy wigger and a wannabe tough guy muttCouldn't be me.
>watson accuser has evidence this timewhen this whole thing started i thought it was a supreme punishment levied by the texans owner against deshaun for getting to uppity, but now i think he did that shit
>>144372384It's both. The Browns are doing the same thing lmao
>>144371490>>144371526>>144371583
>>144372380BUSINESS IS BOOMIN'
>>144372377>queefs fans when someone insults their mutt that they worship
>>144372380His entire life has been about football. He was told at a young age that he was going to be a football player and he has no skills outside of football.
>>144371951>>144372391Browns about to get bailed out of this contract for real.
>>144372371cause they aint us XD
>>144371538based flu poster
>>144372402>tee hee jewish owner gets to keep his moneyHow is this a good thing for anyone?
>>144372384Why force them? Whores will finger your ass if you pay them extra.
>>144372411>if you pay themtheres the issue
>>144372408the blonde one must be very insecure about her hipless body
>>144372402The browns are going to eat that contract like a Haitian eating a kitten.
>>144372402This entire situation was an elaborate set up by the owners as an excuse to get rid of guaranteed money in contracts. Purdy will be first modern major qb to have a contract with zero guaranteed money.
>>144372427>like a Haitian eating a kitten.
>>144372411Whores do it willingly. Deshaun gets on of the girls not being into it.
>>144372419>>144372447Crazy fucker lmao
>>144372372>5’8Consider suicide. It's unironically over for you.
>>144372447Don't Google Lizzo, hot dogs and male dancers
>>144372411rich rapists go after the forcing/power side, much more than the sexual side. That's why known pedophile robert kraft, owner of the new england patriots, raped and molested an underaged chinese female illegal alien in florida not too long ago.
>>144372457haha..right bros..must really suck...
women arent people anyway
>>144372372become latina hunter
>>144372442I SAW IT IN TV! IT'S REAL!
>>144372465>below 6 feet>half anglo half arabOwari da...
>>144372372You're fine.
Did they...you know?
>left handed qbs
>>144372372No it isn't. Get off the internet.
Bengals fan here. Got my meal ready for the game tonight.
>>144372481my estimation for caleb williams has skyrocketed. every man needs a snowbunny
>>144372462Oy vey gevalt! This post is extremely antisemitic.
>>144372393>>144372393It's only 12 games but geno has about a 111-112 QB rating with a roof over his head in his career
>>144372377She moves like shes done this many times before
The NFL should ban domes.
>>144372485grimey ass haitian niggas really eat dis shit
>>144371897>Iggles kill every QB they play againstwould be pretty funny ngl
>>144372485*pets*
>>144372277Promise?
Chiefs MLTexans MLEagles MLPackers +12.5Tua over 200yardsputting 100$ on this parlay. lets ride
>>144371730nice to-do list banana boy, now go change my sheets I sharted in them again
>>144372537Clara is my kind of girl
>>144372526Post slip or LARP
>>144371730You forgot slurp your own semen you fucking fag
>>144372526if Tay-Tay leaves Travis will you be done with football?
>>144372559one with an airport runway for a forehead?
>>144372574perfect landing strip for my moneyshot
>>144372574i have big loads you could not imagine
>too lazy to cook or go out >trying to order something from an Italian place >stromboli and calzone sound the same but are different prices the fuck is the difference?
>>144372510Don't question the dome, goyim. Just shut up and pay for it. That will be $50 billion plus tip.
>>144372563needs to be posted like tits or gtfo automatically with betfriends
>>144372537>Hunter Biden pfp>JKaeserroll's doughy asstip top lel
>>144372594Thankfully >my team's owners are anti-semites so they only took public money for 36% of the overall cost instead of 100%
buffalel getting the OT rules changed is basednext stop: playoff rules in the regular season, or even better, college OT implementation
>>144372615>owners talking about team accomplishments kekd out my ass stfu
>>144372616it will be hilarious when buffalo loses an OT game because of the rule change
>>144372615>jew seething about goyimYa love to see it.
>>144372563i use betonline ag, the slip has an ID number people can trace this shit>>144372573no but i would stop rooting for the Chiefs if Travis make her suffer
>>1443726351000x more valid than fans talking about team accomplishments
>>144372648>i use betonline ag, the slip has an ID number people can trace this shitl2crop, also you aren't that important.
>>144372615Obviously football didn't exist before Jerry Jones or some retarded logic like that.
>>144372648aaaaand there’s the advertisement
>>144372651When I sit in my lucky chair and wear my lucky hat my team plays better
>>144372615Why is he so desperate?
>>144372408Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>144372682This but with my lucky unwashed underwear. FLY EAGLES FLY!
>>144372537Clara <3
which nfl would you let fuck your wife?
>>144372683>The Krafts were a Modern Orthodox Jewish family.
>>144371936Kirko Chains and [ATLANTA WR] linked up???
>>144371837Provoking the Chiefs to care even more about the game when you should be hoping to squeeze in some sort of lucky win (like if Andy doesn't open up the playbook or something) is an interesting strategy. A DB also said Worthy simply "runs fast". Why are you giving them this bulletin board material lol
I've never bathed in my entire life
>>144372682>not having an official lucky game day candle amateur
>>144372737yes you have
>>144372748Nah you have
>>144372743Why not just burn a bag of dog shit like Billy Madison?
>>144372749ME? Not once.
>>144372616>college OT implementationTrading 2-pters is stupid as fuck
Can somebody explain to me why Kyler Murray is still playing in the NFL?
>>144372779he's still better than 10-12 current QBs
>>144372779The Cardinals foolishly gave him a huge contract, please undastand.
>>144372779 Because the GM that drafted him was a falling over drunk who needed to justify his horrible decision and signed him to a huge contract before he was fired. If that didn't happen the Cards probably would have cut him loose and done the full rebuild,
Bengos would NEVER hurt us!!!
>>144372798That's because the Haitians eat them before the felines get a chance.
>>144372787>18th-20th best QB in the league >10th highest contract, even now >So lazy that the team had to write in film study into his contract, and he still refused to do it.>Coasts entirely on his athletic ability which is rapidly declining. >Mathematically proven to be a worse QB during 2XP Call of Duty weekends>Has a horrible attitude and blames everyone but himself when the team inevitably does horrible>Playoff chokerSign me up!
>Commanders Jayden Daniels is voted ROTYRedskinbros, we're so back (finally)
>>144372505Geno confirmed domebabby?
one of my friends who is huge into fantasy said hes in a league with his friends where the loser at the end of season has give a HANDJOB to one of their girlfriend’s gay friends. what the FUCK?? are normies really like this? i hear too much weird shit about fantasy football punishments but always thought it was a meme. now my own FRIEND is in on it?fuck. glad i never got into that fantasy stuff
>>144372804Watch out bro, you might get banned for racism despite Hatians not being a race.
>>144372804No eating our pet Bengos.
>>144372648who would be your new team?
>>144372811sunk costwho could the cards get that's better than him?
>>144372825It seems like zoomers are either full 1488 or total degenerates. Nothing in between.
>>144372812yards per attempt was like 2.5 man
>>144372737Go Eagles btw
Bills are going to BOOTY BLAST the Dolphags in T-3 hours.
>>144372832Sunk cost was the miniscule rookie deal, which is irrelevant. they could have cut him loose, tanked, and gotten one of these new guys. For all we know they could have landed CJ Stroud.
>>144372825it was funnier when you posted in ffg
>>144371733
>>144372841this but the opposite
>>144372825god that is so hot. imagine tua turndaballova costing you the league in week 17, then realizing your fate. your friends girlfriend brings her gay friend over to you, he whips his quivering little hog out, and you have to, begrudgingly, yank his johnson for 2 minutes. all while thinking to yourself “why didnt i start Stroud…”
>>144372816Pure domes like Detroit it's 118, outside it's 81. Maybe a bit
>>144372857What's the opposite of bootyblasting?
kansas city bbq is literally covering everything with sugar sauce
>>144372865dick suckin
>>144371898Why's this pic so hot?
>>144372865mouthimploding
>>144372868I'm not big into our bbq but Arthur Bryant's (my favorite) is very savory fwiw, not sweet at all
>>144372668kek but for real its a pretty good website for UAE and Americans if you live in a ilegal state
>>144372872You're probably like me and get turned on by seeing women in danger.
>>144372825football fans are either regular red blooded men or some of the most degenerate, deranged people youll ever meet. youll see that tonight in the dolphins/bills thread
Where's the pregame bread bros?
>>144372510What if your stadium doesn't have a dome but a canopy?
>at a coworkers house to eat dinner and watch the game >mother fucker keeps the AC set to 85>in FUCKING florida>I'm in the bathroom washing away sweatwhat type of savagery is this?
>>144372891Massive man mammories
I need to take the shave pill, but I just can't
Does anyone have that meme drawing where theres a Wide open black guy and the qb throws it to a white guy in double coverage think it was stafford
>>144372907Shave this bussy
>>144372880>SolanaUse Stellar Lumens next time, less gas.
>>144372833>either full 1488 or total degenerateskek and truth. Glad my son is the former....I think
>>144372779He can actually throw there's about 4 QBs that are actual good throwers. Cardinals are quantifiably much better with him in. Yes it's from bad to poor but he's better than half the leagues QBs easily
Reminder dolphins fans are literal savage murders
I'm projecting images of Josh Allen rimming Tua's coconut ass into the minds of every Bills player and coach rn
>>144372919>I thinkHe only appears that way when around you.
>>144372913The Brady one was like that, can't find it though
Next OP image
You guys realize the Dolphins are winning right
>>144372926Nah, Trump's safe and effective vaccine did that.
THEY TOOK OUR DOGS!!
>>144372938Classic
>tfw no korean gf to cuddle and watch football with
>>144372956>wanting a feminist korean gflol
>>144372938I just don't understand how these men have internalized inferiority like this. Inferior to their wives, inferior to blacks (even an ape like Tyreek), like what the fuck. I bet he is an actual cuck too.
We're gonna finally beat the Bills right.....right guys?
>>144372956FACT: vaginas feel and smell better but dicks look and taste better
>>144372956>tfw no Latina tripfag gf that does nothing but artistically watch anime and complain about the Raiders fucking upWhy live?
>>144372979How does one "artistically watch" anime?
>>14437297349ers fan btw
>>144372956>Korean
>>144372973sorry about your bengals
>>144372985Austically* I typed that through uncontrollable tears so proofreading was near impossible
>>144372971>We
>>144372979The problem with Temujin is she’s a dominatrix as evident of the time she raped Youngblood in 99
>>144372902I would ask him to turn down the temp and if he refuses, I would leave.
>>144372913I have this one
>>144372973What about female asshole?
>>144372979Fucking Anon summoned her in 65 seconds holy shit.
>>144372812Did no other rookies play this week?
>>144372926What 20 years of dominance does to your divisional rivals
>>144372973a nice innie is better than any dick ever in every way I care what you think, homo
>>144373004>tfw no autistic latina raiders dominatrix tripfag gf to rape me
>>144373001>wuz
>>144373022tbf, bostonians are very annoying
>>144373035>kangz
>>144372973the female ANUS is the best of all of those
>>144372973Cowboyxis....
I love my wife, Temujin!
>>144373010>>144373041literal shit sniffers
>>144373041You can't tell a difference between between and male and female anus in the dark
>>144373038they talk funny
>>144373054>t. Aaron Rodgers
>>144373051problem?
I live in SoFl (yeah, I'm based), the weather is shit out. Hot and rainy. Bills have no chance
>[Noe] Bengals CB Cam Taylor-Britt on what Xavier Worthy adds to the Chiefs offense: “Speed … He can run straight.”
>>144373054you can feel the turbo monkeypox AIDS make its way up your dick
>>14437305449ers fan btw
>>144373051They definitely have German ancestry.
>>144373069i love fat girls
turn on the pregame show. don't watch 1 second of the pregame show. turn off the pregame show.
>>144373032Make her white and you got a deal. Me on the left btw
>>144372615Hall of Fame for what? Owning a football team?
>>144373081t. has lips like Marvin Harrison Jr.
>>144373074>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop giving the script benefactors more ammo! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>144373090
>>144373081>Real nigga hours on /nfl/based
>tfw based anal enjoyer
>>144373007riley cooper was too based for this league
>>144373098Wtf is this real?
>>144373103But it's stinky
>Power company says I should have lights on by late evening. Please be true. This is the last |||Hurricane||| I will ever have to suffer.
>Erin DolanPlease tell me she's never been BLACKED
>>144373103imagine having a daughterraising her, teaching her stuff, protecting her from boys and bulliesthen she grows up and does shit like this
>>144373103>blast her in the colon>it'll smell like shit in your whole hous-olon.
>>144373103ah yes, the catholic method
>>144373103daddy issues: the picture
>>144373112KWAB
>>144373105Yeah, this is too.Save it quick before they purge the site again.
>>144373113She works for espn, it's a requirement for White woman to do this in order to work for (((them))). Good riddance.
>full offseason>full preseason>full first regular-season game>Not ONE (1) single highlight play from generational prospects Marvin Harrison Jr or Rome O'dunze + no real praise from coaching staff + they look like shitBust status?
>>144373112Are you going to kys yourself?>>144373113Gooby pls
>>144373103>anal enjoyerThey are fun to play with, but once you get your dick inside, they are like a vast black hole. There is no gripping
>>144373113players run through all these hoes, at both the college and pro level. final form jeresy chasers
>>144373113Pointed heels are awful. Women need to stop wearing them for fuck's sake.
>>144373103>white women
>>144373112Glad you found a gimmick, anon
>>144373135>t.
>getting bootyblasted by something named "Francine"kwab
>>144373135you are of questionable sexual orientation
>>144373124God that's so hot
>>144373105No but this is
>>144371439is Travis Kelce a homosexual?
who /futa/ here?
>>144373156This hurricane wasn't even that bad actually. It's not even on the level of Ida 3 years ago. I will say though that the South in general is ran by literal fucking retards.
>>144371523we dont even need to score touchdowns to win
>>144373161jew hands typed this
LAST DIGIT IS HOW MANY TDS MY NIGGA TUA DABS ON DEM RAZORCAKES
>>144373176Liking futa isn't gay. No further debate is needed.
>>144373172you want to get put gravy on your poutine?
1. Lions2. Ravens3. Raiders4. Bengals5. Broncos
Miami has the best women and weather. Easy win for them
>>144373188speaking as a woman i suppose
I, too, have fond memories of things about Miami...
>>144373176Federal Unemployment Tax Act?
>>144373196Titties
>>144373195Is this the tenant list for teams that live in your head rent free?
>>144373185Being Jewish is based af.
I really crave some roast beef
>>144373206Pretty much yeah
>>144373209obligatory get your mom on the phone comment
>>144373206Sounds about right if you replace the lions with the Bills. muttlovers have been seething ALL summer about teams on that list.
I've been in bed for 3 days. I finally got up to buy a bottle of whiskey for the game.Go BILLS
>>144373209here you go
>>144373223I don't think about the Bills and I don't think most Chiefs fans do either
>mfw barefoot and pregnant Temujin
>>144373209I got you bro
>>144373225I hate when they overcook the rubber bands >:/
>>144373224what kind?
>>144373231go back, newfag
I'm nervous about the Saints playing the Cowboys on Sunday. This game will be a true benchmark to see how good they actually are, especially that offensive line. Please make me a believer, Klint Kubiak.
saints fans love the movie newjack, therefore, they are FAGGOTS.
guys make sure you drink plenty of water
Bout to head out the door bros, look for me at the game!!
>>144373262This but 120 proof vodka instead and pickle juice.
>>144373262ugly
>>144373262she runs like that retard in Taken when she gets a pony
>>1443732371792
>>144373271>not pictured: my pink plug, toe nail polish and tie-dye chastity cage
My Berds are running for 300+ yds on your Rammies
>>144373289fr fr ong no cap?
>>144373284how do i get into bourbon? every bourbon ive ever tried tastes fucking awful
>>144373305Alcohol in general is fucking disgusting.
>>144372973Straightest eagles fan
>>144373195Surprised Bengals aren't higher
>>144373305Mix with ginger ale and slowly decrease the amount of ginger ale over time until you drink it straight.
>>144373315>Saints vs Cowboys>Bengals vs Chiefs>Caleb will put up an encouraging effort vs the Texans in a lossCan't wait for Sunday
>>144373305t. White claw drinking faggot
New thread when?
>>144373335NTA, but Lime White Claws are breddy gud.
>>144373321ok ill try this>>144373335white claws are actually good but i mostly drink irish whisky. sipping on a green spot right now.
>>144373321Unironically this is how I got into. In time you develop a taste for them and can drink them straight. I do like it with a ice rock to chill at least
>>144373340When we hit the bump limit at 500 posts, newfag.
>>144373315That's a rivalry that I would actually like to have but they haven't been able to deliver. I actually respect Joe and the Bengos, I don't respect Lamar and the Ravens and don't enjoy wasting our time playing them or having to hear delulus overhype them. Basically the only reason the Bengals are even top 5 is that they're not even ridding us of the Ravens but still talking shit like they're our main rivals. Like get a job guys.
>>144373342>>144373353Unless you're around stupid whores who only drink white claws because they're retarded women there is never an excuse to have one. Kill yourselves
>>144373209
>>144373364I drink what I want when I want even other men's semen cuz WE DEM BOYZ!
I prefer cum just like my rookie QB
>>144373309Pussy ass bitch
>>144373305PB flavor like Birddog
Make a new thread
I been drinking beer since middle school and been sipping jack daniels since high school. You pussies keep sipping your fagdrinks
Make a new bussy
>>144373403youve been drinking cum since grade school too nothing to brag about
>>144373403What's your opinion on Sam Adams Boston Lager?
>>144373385We don't sign our posts here
time for some new and fresh, i'm sick of seeing the same shitty OP's every fuckin' threadnew>>144373437
>week 1>friday in brazil>week 2>MNFWhy do my Iggles keep getting prime time games
For me, it’s pic related
>>144373452They're trying to push your noodle armed QB
>>144373452making us play in goddamn brazil week 1 they had better push us all the way to monday
>>144373423I drank a pint a few months ago it tasted like watered down shit. Not sure if was always that shit but I used to like it. Their Summer Ale is good tho
>>144373458Based. That's my go to. Four Roses when I want to spend more money.
>>144373458This shit and Coca Cola was my go to drink I high school
Anchor
>>144373471Nice. Their Octoberfest is good too.
>>144372865Mouthing off
>>144373403>bragging about being fat
>>144373007Fuck thats a good one too
>>144373069
>>144373196weird filter over that pic
>>144373209I miss her so much
>>144373289Berds are favored so they'll lose, as is tradition
>>144372301
>>144374329I miss BERBS poster
