>Pooa
Thursday night football should be cancelled permanently. It's too dangerous and players don't get enough rest
Based damar hamlin
FPBP
>yfw Hamlin ended Pooa's career
He should retire.
PASS UPUSSIES
If the Bills win this game, all beautiful women (especially women of color) will forever serve the sexual desires of white men.If the Dolphins win, the same result happens.
De'Von 8 Chan
Could McDaniels glasses get any wider?
>Tua Mycareersova
Just got home and turned the game on. Holy shit the dolphins are terrible. How are you this bad with Tyreek? Also, did Tua get heemed again?
DAMAR HAMLIN, TUA, CONCUSSED!WHOPPERWHOPPERWHOPPERJUNIORDOUBLETRIPLEGO BILLS MAFIA!
webm of cuntcussion?
>a concussion highlight reel Crazy
It's over isn't it
will tua last even 5 more years in the league?
The hit wasn’t even helmet to helmet. He literally just ran into Hamlin’s shoulder and knocked himself out. That’s a really bad sign and shows his ability to take a hit is nonexistent and now will be even worse. I reckon he should retire
No refunds
>rumors that Tua could die in his sleep
To anyone saying that Tua is like either Baker or Fitzpatrick, those two couldn't be more different, and that is a terrbile comparison.Baker Baker Touchdown Maker is a starting QB through and through. He is a DAWG and teammates will run through a brick wall for the guy who wears his heart on his sleeve.Fitzpatrick is an A-tier sub. The perennial popular locker room guy, but not a leader on the field week in and week out. Your QB1 went down and need a few weeks of Fitzmagic? He's your guy. You have him AS the QB1? You are doomed to regress to the mean as the magic fades away each passing week.
TUA SOFT AS BABY SHIT
ITS JOEOVER!
TUA JUST GOT CONCUSSED AGAIN!
Based Hamlin has 9 tackles already
just take your guaranteed money and sit on IR for the rest of your career. your brain is mush
>>144378643It's been over for about a quarter and a half
hey dolphinswe have a kenny pickett for sale- for the low low price of a 2nd round pickwhat do you say?this is an exploding offer, we require an answer in the next ten minutes
The real news is that the Titans are gonna play two games in a row against teams without their starting qbs
>black qbs
Can you imagine if Tua hit Hamlin's chest instead?
>Samoan Bradford
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select: Shadeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
I love mashed potatoes
TUA JUST LOST THE GAME OF LIFE
only 64 games to go until we can get a new qb…
>>144378573i hate glowies so much
>>144378699
>>144378644The NFL isn't going to allow it. They can't let this guy keep embarrassing the league by having him get brain damage every week.
Damar, how could you? We all prayed so hard....
>throws three interceptions then runs into a wall head on to knock himself out>refuses to elaborate >leavesBased
>>144378692He means the season
Holy shit, reddit is SEEETHING about that hit on Tua
Gerrard slipped
What's the point of this thread? Game is over. It's all garbage time now
someone post the webm of the Tua injury because the NFL is never going to reshow that.
>>144378643fraid so
I hear Ryan Tanehill is available Miami should give him a shot
>>144378644He'll retire this year, cap it
dubs and tua will be the next nfl player to die on the field
>>144378700>pooa>dolfagsbut also>AIslop
>the miami dolphins
who will tua murder next year to pass on the whopper curse
>>144378727LMAO
>>144378707>fire mcshit>hire coach primeits happening
hawk tua cte on that thang hehe xD
>post yfw tua turndaballova
>>14437871666* kek
>down 30 points in the last quarter>i know ill charge headfirst into a defender in the middle of the field!rip tua
>>144378729Man fuck you Tua sucks, Tystink is seething, and Florida is a shithole
Anyone notice how damar Hamlin tackled him the same exact way as when he almost died? Imagine we had a double heem.
It's never been more over than it is at this exact moment.
>>144378732I just like shit posting with my friends
>>144378754pulls a chris benoit on his brother
why not just slide?
The Dyin' Hawaiian
Pooa Concussitini
Damar's body double is pretty good
>>144378541>samoan>known for being big boned and basically built for combat>Tua gets heemed by absolutely routine playswhat the FUCK is his problem? This retard not do shoulder shrugs or any neck workout?
>>144378732>What's the point of this thread?to shit on cryami
>>144378729Go back
>>144378729>caring about reddit
>>144378643You better believe it. Go Chiefs!
>tua's third concussion in three seasonshis career is fucked isn't it
Tua needs to consider early retirement. There's no way he can take much more of these kind of hits without being a drooling vegetable in his middle age.
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Normally it takes a hurricane to blow out the Bahamas this bad
>>144378541Shit teams
>>144378732How do you know
Bezos got FLEECED again
>>144378784He's part black which makes him weaker
Maybe now he's brain damaged enough to enjoy the new lord of the rings
>>144378759
>>144378729haha fuck you
>>144378769>fuck this shit I'm out
>>144378790He has 212 million reasons not to
>>144378753>fishACKshually the Dolphins are mammals
does any1 have the webm?
>>144378729fuck you
POOA TURNDABALLOVAAPOLOGIZE
>>144378791kek
We're back, /b/ill/b/Ros.
>>144378643:/ I sowwy
>>144378727Good to see the ol' Gus Frerotte homage is alive and well
>pooa plays like shit>probably has a career ending concussion>lolphins
>>144378740KEK
>>144378729nigga fuck you
That coconut went Gus Frerotte
so is the Bills' D-line that good or is the Phins' O-line that bad?
>>144378789he's never starting in this league again. Period.He may get a chance at backup somewhere.
>run headfirst into a guy standing still>season-ending injuryloving every laugh
>lulfishi lmfaoLOL
Why isn't Pua wearing a guardian helmet?
>Thursday Night Football in 2024>A second season of Rings of PowerAmazon's really putting chips on shitters now huh?
>>144378724>prayers for Tua>$212 million guaranteedNormies are so fucking cringe.
JUST HIRE A BASEBALL COACH TO TEACH YOUR QB TO SLIDE HOLY SHIT
>>144378793He turned on his VPN in embarassment
What went wrong with this generation of QBs?>Burrow is always injured>Trevor is mid>Herbert chokes>Tua has scrambled eggs for brains
>>144378729sheeesh
McDaniel is going back to the sauce guaranteed
Where is that Jamaican faggot?
220million: paidpicks: thrownarm: noodlebrains: mush
>>144378780Tua has never been a running QB or able to escape the pocket well. That play was like someone who never tried to take on a tackle.
>>144378796got the scriptAre you not in the mailing list?
>>144378729
>>144378819they hated him for speaking the truth
>>144378791IT'S OVERZOOMERS HAVE SPOKEN
>Heh, let's give superstar contracts to garbage QBs :) This league is a joke
Webbum of injury?
>>144378729Dying in her sleep is exactly how I want my mother to go out, that's way better than the other options
What a let down this game was
>Poultry Sciencethe jokes write themselves
who will tua be voting for now?
>>144378830I mean mini me and arizona put up 28 on them last week.
>>144378729benis
>tua is out with a concussionWELP
>>144378839He just retired
Al is wilding
CAIN'T RETURN TO THE GAME
poultry science
>Al Michaels shitting on Ass to Mouth degreesfucking based
>Dolphins still can't beat good teamsLooks like my Chiefs will be running the AFC for awhile
>>144378812Dugongs supposedly have the nicest pussies in the animal kingdom that are closest to a human woman.
>>144378858It'd be funny but literally half the league did this genuinely
ANTONIO BROWN HAS WEIGHED IN
>>144378784I don’t think you understand how terribly concussed he is. It’s like a boxer who refuses to retire. He’s been hit in the head so many times , probably from a very young age.
I'd buy Von Miller's fried chicken, he has a degree
>poultry scienceWtf.
>>144378847Damar Hamlin killed him
>>144378729fuck you too man
I've been assured that the Dolphins will be getting a FULL REFUND
von miller loves fried chicken is a nice story
were they just talking about how much Von Miller likes fried chicken?
>KFC, Popeyes, he likes all fried chickenBased Al Michaels
tua is a soft _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Al based as always
>>144378879Niggas studying fried chicken n shieeet
>>144378862Whomst?
>Talking about Von Miller's Poultry Science classes in courses>Al Michaels lists KFC, Chic Fila and Popeyes What did he mean by this?
>>144378839He should be in the hospital right now getting an mri
>>144378869Same, but in multiple states
>>144378729nagger
>>144378858I really think Sack Pickscott set the top of the QB market. Its a huge bubble. No fucking way any of the current QBs get more than that.
>oh hey Miami heard you need a qb
>>144378729no u
You could tell instantly when his hands went all retarded
i love how tua goes down in a crumble and al michaels immediately just says the name of the backupno regard for tua at all, just "the backup is skylar thompson"meanwhile the sideline reporter talks in hushed tones, almost in a whisper>tua will not return
>>144378883If Tua retires, does he still get paid?
>>144378883kek
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SCREENSHOT OF THAT DEMAR HAMLIN THEY JUST SHOWED? IT LITERALLY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE DEAD ONE
It was a good ride I guess
>>144378863>making homegrown, farm to table tendiesand that's a bad thing how?
>>144378844Josh allen is stupid and lamar is a choker. Mutthomes is going break brady's record at this rate.
Why didn't the Dolphins players start crying when Tua died so they could claim emotional devastation and get the game called null and void?
>a degree in chickenDo Americans really?
yikes
>>144378887I miss him bros
>>144378903Did the hit knock out all his lower teeth?
>>144378740I actually laughed out loud irl reading this
>confirmed concussedits over
Poultry Science is a legitimate field of study you faggotsYou'd think lardass Americans would give agriculture and animal husbandry some fucking respect
>>144378918He knows
>>144378887The poster boy of CTE
>>144378921$167 million of his new deal is guaranteed
>>144378839It's literally Tuover
>>144378906coral sharon
Breaking: Tua was just given a CT scan and the image is shocking.
>>144378899Who doesn't love fried chicken
>>144378908Al Michaels being based as usual
>>144378869probably write in rfk jr with crayon the way his brain is going
>fried chicken jokeswtf lol
webm of tua convulsing please and thank you
Surely the Tua contract doesn’t have a large amount of money guaranteed…
>>144378901P-O-U-L-T-R-Y
>>144378774so...
>>144378887I fucking see it now. I see EVERYTHING.I am become enlightened.
Why was the Cardinals game so much more interesting and competitive than this?
>>144378784Every concussion makes you more likely to get another concussion. Tua's the most concussion prone player since Welker.
>>144378900>>144378908*smacks lips*
>mfw my degree is stupider
>>144378913He would never want that O-Line
>Listing as many chicken fast food spots as he can>Talking about the irony of Hamlin injuring TuaJust let Michaels list his favorite PornHub vids at this point.
Here we go again
>>144378933N
>>144378887what?
>>144378949As a poultry science major, I think I recognize this
>>144378883What does he expect the NFL to do about? Forcibly retire him?
>Miami trades for Mason Rudolph>Rudolph takes the starting job and takes them to the owltrust the plan
>that silence after al says its ironic that hamlin heemed tuaLMAO
>>144378903good finner
>>144378844Who would've thought the zoomer generation of QBs would be soft after being coddled and dick-sucked by media and given insane contracts at the age of 23
did al michaels just end racism?
>>144378819>tankno>okay play tuano>you're firedRacist!
>>144378909These stadiums have their own facilities. But he's probably going to the hospital tonight or tomorrow.
>>144378729Why all the replies to this. I'm a cuck obsessed with reddit enough to click on it like everyone else here
>>144378964Cause the Cardinals offense is pretty good
Goddell needs to step in. Tua is no longer allow to play without dawning the cuck helmet. The league just cannot afford anymore CTE propaganda
>>144378887Love AB
>>144378740unironically their best option
>>144378962she gets bullied too much :(
>>144378883Troy Aikman is 80 and doing fine
>>144378729Hamlin giving him a WHOPPING hit
I actually cringed at the chicken banter lol micheals you fucking retard
>>144378990Von Miller get off /sp/ you have a game to play
>>144378992Why cant they?
>>144378789>>144378790>Brady took monster hits for 20 years>never a single concussionwhat's wrong with zoomers? Chemicals in the water making them frail?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91iFG23LKgw
>>144378888Based quads of truth. Tua needs to retire for the sake of his health and the image of the league. Hopefully Goodell will step in and force Tua's hand.
Poultry? I thought they were saying he majored in Poetry.
Do fins fans actually like hawk tua or they just pretend So fucking glad my team has Herbert at QB Jesus Christ
>>144378918The show must go on
>>144378900BASED RACIST CHICKEN NIGGER KILLER AL 1488HH MICHAELS
Boy am I glad he's not my QB.
>>144378729 Fag
We're in for the long haul, Finbros. But it will pay off..
>>144378941city slickers don't know where food comes from
Modern QBs (not named Mahomes) are always injury-prone, chokers, or have weird regular season issues (Burrows). All things considered, I'm pretty happy with Hurts. Last year was weird but until it becomes a trend I'm chillin'.
>>144378729Lol
>>144378887So does he have a professional mememaker on his payroll or does he make these himself
>>144378740Be honest, would he actually be any kind of a downgrade?
Why so teams give black qbs big contracts. They're easily replaceable
>>144378913>Brady comes back>drops Bombs to Tyreek and Waddle >ends Mahomes' threepeat bid and dabs on him one last timeWould unironically be the most kino thing that has ever happened
>>144378887THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
ACK MY BRAINS
>tripfag likes the Patriotsstart Jacoby Brisshit and draft Fake Gaye>tripfag like Raiderslmao don't even need to explain>tripfag likes RavensLameme has a 10 IQ and chokes every year in the playoffs>fagflag like DolphinsPooa gets to spend his millions on bedpans and feeding tubesI tell ya, this sports misery couldn't happen to a worse group of assholes and retards. FUCK TRIPS
>>144378789no other active starting qb would have been concussed by that, or at least would have been able to fake it instead of being nearly ko'd
>>144378644He won’t last 5 more years period bruh
>it's ironic that it was damar hamlinHe knows he wasn't supposed to say the quiet part out loud right?
>>144379005That helmet doesn't do anythingThe only thing that may help is that collar that slightly jokes you
>>144379016go away zoomer
>>144378995He's not wrong that there's some irony there
More black on black crime. Sad
>>144379036And keep in mind all the zebras are protecting Mahomes whenever humanly possible.
>>144378941This nigga finna make a chicken his husband
>>144379027phins fans are eternal suffering personified. none of "us" wanted tua, marino and flores didn't want him thats all I needed to know. Fitzpatrick was better.
>>144379021Brady's brain is large enough that it takes up his entire skull and it can't slosh around like the modern NFL QB's.
>>144378887he's so fucking funny
>>144378842Rodgers never learned, and he’s been picrel, but he’s never been sent to the shadow realm.
>>144379027>>144379031LMAO The Chargers don't have any fans
>>144378994Mason Rudolph was not allowed to play with the big boys, but then was put in on the day before Christmas Eve and won the game and playoff slot for the Steelers last year.
>>144378982After getting fired for shit talking about Taylor Swift he gives no shits anymore.
>>144378900bet he loves watermelon too and grape drank!
>>144378975>tfw degree in the most worthless field in all of university>economicsAHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE JUST DONE COMP ENGINEERING
>>144379045It’s over
>>144379001>obsessedIt's everyones guilty pleasure and they know it
Tuabringdacartova
>>144379009Lousy chicken murderer!
Someone find me a place to move to that has the opposite weather of Florida. I need cold with no sunlight
Tostitos has a commercial about Dan Marino coming out of retirement to QB the dolphins. Holy fuck you can't make this shit up. Pottery.
>>144379081He's going to do it for the Dolphins, I'm a scriptwriter
>>144379085nothing wrong with either of those things desu
>>144379045>bonk
>>144379082mmmm hmmm, he treats this for what it is: a circus full of C-tier clowns
>>144379009she deserves it. all peetubers do.
fucking punter just stole 20 seconds of my life there
>>144379100You want coastal Washington, ideally a small town like Port Angeles
>>144379105Face of a man who just lost his job
>>144378887i dont get it
>>144379100Anywhere in the Arctic Circle
Droola Spasminallova
>>144379059based al, bet he loves tendies too
>Dolphins ChadsNot looking good for us this year. We can still hop on the Buc bandwagon. There's still time. Many of us Floridians (if you weren't born you, you aren't) lived and grew up in that area more than in Miami anyway, figures they should be the team we root for. Baker has truly embraced FLORIDA. Tua is still on the fence, half-heart in Hawaii and the other in Alabama. Let's be Bucs fans from this day forward.
>>144379092Well, they do have better football discussion
>>144378946>coral sharonshe was hotter before the tit job.
>>144379100pack your bags you're going to Scandinavia
>>144379100alaska its basically russian florida
>>144379081It was a Christmas miracle.
this thompson dude looks fucking lost as shit
>>144379045Fucking heemed by a corpse
This is what Fucking happens when you refuse to call penalties! You Fucking get Tua hurt and put into concussion protocol you MotherFuckers you!
>>144379129ai was always racist
>>144378885That's just the market now. Maybe if the league didn't make the league rules so favorable towards passing (thereinby making the QB's importance skyrocket), teams wouldn't have to desperately throw insane money at anyone who looks like they might have some potential.
>>144379119ross owns the team and grier has been working for the phins for years, as the gm for 8, he isn't going anywhere despite the last 8 years.
>>144379045scrambled
Wait Pooa got another concussion? Ahahaha
>>144379100Join us in northern Wisconsin lmao
>>144379006
>>144378986I
>>144378541what have you guys been eating for the game? wife and i didn’t wanna cook so got mcdonalds on ubereats in the first quarter
>>144379100Alaska, baby
>>144379100look at the equator. Go north of it.
>>144378887Maybe the real treasure was the CTE we made along the way...
Tua Concussitini
>>144379021Brady knew how to take a hit and how to fall. He also had some of the stoutest O-lines ever.
>>144379100You would LOVE Oregon/Washington state.
>>144378844Funny that Baker ended up being better than all of them
>>144379085>Al Michaels goes on a 5 minute tangent about menthol cigarettes and malt liquor This Amazon money must have different.
>>144379100alaska you fucking dumb fuck
>>144379100In the Continental USA, as far north as possible
the flags will fly at half mast tomorrow
>>144379100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb1SHuPXTvs
>>144379146you now remember taytay bot
>>144379100SeattleI just want to leave the godforsaken shithole that is Jacksonville
I could live off nothing but these for the rest of my life
did tua actually died the day i was busy gooning?
>>144379045Imagine getting wrecked by this weightlet
>>144379061They literally blatantly ignored Roquan Smith shoving him and sending him flying when he was well out of bounds in his last game. Please stop bitching when you are utterly clueless
>>144379033What's with all the Ringo hate? best beatle by far
What's the average fine the NFL levies when a player throws gang signs on the field anyways?
>>144378819Based BFlo saving the Vikings defense
>>144379157My aunt bought a pizza from a bar and forgot to tell them she's vegetarian so instead of throwing it out she gave it to me. Has prosciutto on it.
Devon 4x2chan
>>144378844>be Mahomes>be the only good QB of your generation>win by default
https://x.com/illiniprocess/status/1834417918257324050?s=46Kek. He is never playing again.
>>144379157That’s a fairly small amount of McDonald’s for an average-sized person, I’d say?
>>144379187YES
Tua is more injury than Jimmy G
>get 212 million dollars>throw a tipped pick that can be explained away>throw another pick that's just a terrible throw>throw a pick 6 because your arm is too weak to throw it away safely>heem yourself out of the gameWhat did he mean by this?
>HEEMED HAMLINS
>>144379131Absolutely my brother. *high fives*
>>144379052Al is old, already made his money and is 1000% done after this Amazon gig. He can say whatever the fuck he wants. Worst case scenario is he gets to retire soonerI honestly hope he reveals his powerlevel in his last game
>>144378844Stroud is god tier
>>144379145he put his head down out of frustration to get 1 extra yard when he already had the first down
Isn’t the chance to die from a concussion increased every time you have one? Is Tua a zombie?
It's been a good run finbros
>>144379187fraid so
>>144379130Ironically an average QB could do exactly what Tua was doing with this offense. Too bad you paid Tua lol
>>144379145Who are you talking to?
>>144379190Still insane that this happened.
>>144378903Vegetable status?
>>144378913>>144379043My body is ready
i wonder if nfl gets blamed for tua by making players do a short week for the tnf games. they really should use it as an opportunity after this year to make sure tnf teams get a full week on either side of the game
Pistachios are fucking amazing
>>144379068>like watching The Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks
>Josh Allen owns a pistachio farmThat's so funny for some reason
>>144379231Heem sleepy
Al Michaels stopped caring a long time ago. very based
russel wilson to miami?
>>144379130Mason Rudolph would solve Miami's problems.
>>144379036Mahomes got heemed a few times on fairly weak hits. Brady's irish genes must make him unheemable due to generations of natural selection from drunken fights
Welp think this game is over, I'll catch you guys sunday.
>>144378729gaylord
>>144379033White Woman Moment
He grow pistachio, but not mustachio
>>144379231boiled cauliflower
for me? it's De'von 4chane
>>144379246just when you thought you knew how white he was...
>>144379221Did you see his pregame interview?? He was not ok
>>144379252I like this
>Dolphins owner>early life"Born and raised in Detroit, Stephen Michael Ross grew up in a Jewish family."
>>144378729ok
>>144379222Yeah, hey, you made the playoffs that one time
>>144379231Steamed Hamlins
>>144379231pickled
>>144379254>Mahomes got heemed a few times on fairly weak hitsLiterally never.
>crack crewWhat did Al mean by this?
>>144379217He had to because no of the Fucking Refs were Fucking helping him!
Pistachios are the pajeets of the nut world
Hire Ryan Tannehill. Start Thompson while he warms up. Fuck the 53m dollar coconut.
>>144378980Is bahamas ok or has he an herod?>>144379045>black qbs
>josh allen owns a pistachio farmsounds comfy
>>144379252He's hurt
>>144379186>party size>not the low fat cucked versionBased
>Eichenberg
>announcers completely clowing on the fish and showing a fucking farmkek, lmao even
maaan, this dude aint shitsorry fins fans, tough break
>>144379033What happened to women? Why do they love animals more than humans?
>>144379234>I only had 4 days to practice>That's why I ran head-first into the defender's shoulderDoes this sound like a good excuse to you?
Fish portions and tater tots have exactly the same baking instructions. It's like someone loves me. (As ridiculous as that might be.)
>>144379283I've been hearing this a lot lately
>>144379190SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>still 11 minutes leftTNF never fails to disappoint
>>144379231MASHED POTATOES!
Florida's team and it's not even close
>>144379225The Fucking referees MotherFucker!
>>144379266he did sound retarded
>>144379271>he needs early life
>>144378937He forgot he has a jaw
>>144378903>doing retard face as they cart him offlol
>>144379234>the nfl made tua throw a floater directly into the hands of the bills for a pick 6>the nfl made tua lower his head into damars shoulder even though he already had the first downYeah man the short week is to blame
>>144379006>>144379154>he hurdles, KICKS A MAN!best part of that play was he literally had a wide open sideline for a TD but he tries to hurdle the punter for no reason. AB was pure kino
Jfc abysmal playcalling
>Bills players have a glowing red ring around themReffies investigate
>>144379252Jameis Winston to Miami?
>now uhhh... the moon!
Does anyone have Tua's contact info? I have some secret lucrative investments I believe he can put his 212 milly to good use to. He will be sitting in the comfiest of wheelchairs for the rest of his days if he would just hear me out
>have concussion history>run into a man's chest headfirst
Even if this is the end of Tua's career, as I fear it may well be, I will always appreciate that I was here to witness it while it lasted. Like living to see Beethoven compose his symphonies or Shakespeare write his masterpieces, greatness is not to be taken lightly, no matter how fleeting.
>>144379305hamlin didn't do shit he ran head first into him
>>144379228did he die?
you guys have heard gay louis, but have you heard of Green Gay?
Dolphins are totally fucked, not tonight but going forward. You hate to see it..
Damar Hamlin is a Satanic player. There is just something so evil and off about him and the events that surround him.
Adam Shefter is saying it is “unlikely Tua will play professional football ever again”
Hamlin's chest demon has entered Tua. RIP Tua.
yea because what we need right now is more pistachios
Kap is available still! You're telling me he isn't Fucking better than this backup Fuck!?
>>144379271TKDTND
>>144378729Faggot
Im liking this twitch tv, do they show anything else good?
>>144379093fucking kek
>>144378903
>AI is going to steal your grandma's cookie recipebros...
>Tua retires tonightHow likely?
>>144379341>not totally fucked tonightanon...
The fins are just going to suck butt again this season, yeah?
>>144379246He is a Fresno California farm boy
It's over Finbros. I'm going to watch a Kathryn Newton kino to get over this lost..
>>144379341Always have been
>>144379221They get worse every time. They get easier to get every time. I said he should have retired 2 years ago.
>>144379305You can say what you want about the NFL, you can't deny it's kino.>guy who died in a game heemed another guy How fucking cosmic is that?
>>144379339
>>144379341Yeah, they're fully fucked likely for years now.
>Tell me about the pistachios Josh*gets dragged off to the retard chamber
no one will ever see this but I wish I was molested by an older woman as a kid
>>144379335Concussions make you more stupid therefore you do stupid things like that. It's a positive feedback loop.
>>144379093jej
I went to a black restaurant in Salvador with some white tourists and they remembered the white people’s food and forget mine.I got up and walked right out. They were mad, but I let them know black Americans don’t play that.
>>144379336Pls Post the "Tua I'm open meme" while it's still relevant.
>>144379343Cope, Satanic sport
>>144378729kill yourself
>>144379368troy aikman is fine
>>144379335>>144379335Damar Hamlin’s chest too btw
>>144379052i still don't get it hamlin never had a concussion
>>144379361I meant not only tonight...but going forward...for years
Tua ded
>>144379093
>make joke about tua quiet quitting>he instead quits out loud right into damar hamlinok...
>>144378937That's normal.
>>144379376based Naota
>>144379278heem sleepy, the GOAT Brady would never let himself get heemed by these weak hitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mrsM9y8OTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqmPVeIql6o
>leading with your headWhy did he do it finbros?
Serious questions1. Can the NFL force Pooa to retire on concussion grounds?2. What happens to his contract if he retires?
>>144379341not unless they trade for Rodgers
>>144379370Green Bay is the only good city that has an NFL team. All the other cities are trash.
Haven't seen Bahamanon in like 2 threads
>>144379351Who?
>>144379389lel
Real talk: if the NFL has any modicum of responsibility for player safety, and not just bullshit lip service, they cannot let Tua suit up again. The guy won't make it to 50 at this rate, let alone have basic motor skills day to day.
>Dies to HamlinPottery ... it rhymes ....
>>144379369>dead man kills another mansomeone give the script writers a coupon to denny's
>>144379045His head hit twice. First hamlin, then the ground.
>>144379370heebie jeebiez
>>144379341Have been since Shula retired
>>144378729taco bell
>>144379365I would have sex with her multiple times
>>144379349You just know Hamlin trained to avoid getting hit on the chest like his life depended on it... because it kinda does
>>144379191you are an anti football pussy
Why the fuck haven't the dolphins invested in an at least decent vet backup qb when they know Tua's gonna get heemed at least once per season?
>>144379341Mason Rudolph will save the Dolphins
>>144379341They're fucked tonight too
The concussion would be more interesting if Hamlin did something underhanded to cause it. Instead it's just sad for both parties
>>144379402>1. Can the NFL force Pooa to retire on concussion grounds?I don't think so>2. What happens to his contract if he retires?He gets his guaranteed money and his cap is retreated like a retirement.
>>144379399He's the toughest QB in the league by far and regularly takes hits likehttps://youtu.be/xFdz0CUzRnwThat would bench most QBs
McDaniels looks like he's crying
>>144379338He died but he's also a murderer now as well.
Allen should be benched the rest of the game.Way too much bad voodoo around QBs this season it seems.
>>144379045is he ok?
Would you take a life changing amounts of brain damage like Tua has for 25 million dollars?
betting odds for Tua dying on the field in the next few seasons?
find joe flacco
>>144379443This nigga only knows 2 plays
>>144379443can't tell if high or crying
>>144379421>gets hpv, herpes and gonorrhea
>>144379423>Hamlin trained to avoid getting hit on the chestIs his chest deformed or something? he shouldn't be any more susceptible to that injury than anyone else
>>144379402>No, but the """""""""""team doctor""""""""" can never clear him to play again no matter any 3rd party opinions he gets>He gets his signing bonus and his contract cap hit is prorated for retirement
>>144379439cuckreddit is such a pussy. what a loser
Has anyone checked on tuafag to see if he's okay or if he needs help? Tying a noose can be difficult to do under duress.
>>144379439>>144379443An entire season of jase mcsorley or whatever this guy's name is
>>144379428>one of the best of the team>jobs constantlyTua is the Vegeta of the NFL
>>144379452>25% of starters were hurt last yearRookie numbers
>>144379412>if the NFL has any modicum of responsibility for player safetyIf you actually believe they care about this they'd be playing flag football unironically.
>>144379045RIP Tua he’s not surviving the night checkem
>>144379454>>144379456yes
>>144379448no, health is wealth.
>>144378994lol you'll get Levis before you get Rudolph at this point
>>144379443his smile and optimism: gone
Why does the Miami coach look like a jak?
>>144379045ACK!!! That looks a lot worse than the other angle.
Time for the dolphins to make a call
>In the Dolphin's hour of need, there was one man. One Mac.
>>144379443>yeah, I'm thinking sobriety isn't for me
>>144379436and yet I just posted 2 videos of him getting heemed, find a single one of Brady. Frail zoomies can't take a hit
WAIT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THE ONE THAT COLLIDED WITH HIM WAS THE WHOPPER GUY
I'm still kekking that it was Damar Hamlin
>>144379443tfw the bartender says they don't carry super hoppy microbrewed IPAs
how long will mike mcsoials be the coach?
It's Raover.
>>14437934910/10 post lmao
>>144379499he JUST got a 4 year extension.
i think bahamas is straight up dead
>>144379045post hand clenching webm next
>>144379496been there before
>>144379494can someone explain how prayers help?
>>144379351wasn't mcdaniel the OC that benched him 12 years ago?
>>144379443JUST
>>144379443Cut my life into pieces
>>144379496kek
Tua will be fine.
>>144379448I know for sure I at least have some sort of brain damage from hitting my head many times playing tackle football during recess ;_;
>>144379491If your only awareness of Brady weren't via /pol/ you would know he got heemed plenty of times, missed a full season and even had rules changed to protect QBs. He's nothing but your "muh white QB" mascot that you don't even know anything about. Not responding again
>>144379463I kek'd
>>144378541Thompson is such hot ass. It’s actually pathetic.
>>144379412that island monkey is making 212m he better put that fucking helmet back on
>>144379443kwab
Week 1:>LoveWeek 2:>TuaWho's next?
>>144378729fuck u
>>144379525nah
shanahan coaching tree in shambles
>>144379515Squeaky wheel gets the grease, even for the big man uupstairs.
>>144378729Kys
>>144378729Tua
>>144379508kek
>>144379538mahomes 100%
>>144379530>knee injury>heemkeep coping
>>144379538Watson
>>144379538Watson, his shoulder will feel funny
>>144379494
>>144379515It allows people to feel like they're helping without actually needing to expend any effort or inconvenience themselves in any way.
>>144379530>even had rules changed to protect QBs.Lmao nice try zoomer
why couldn't it have happened to deshaun watson?
>>144379530he missed a season because of a knee injury retard
My name is Chief Petty Officer Richard Williams of the United States Coast Guard. I am sad to report as of 21:48, we spotted and recovered the body of Bahamaanon. The cause of death, was drowning. We send our consolences to his family and the remains are being transferred at his families request.
>>144378590>>144378590>>144378590>>144378590
>>144379538Please be mahomes or travis kelce
>>144379538digits for mahomey
>>144379538Rodgers
>>144379530>STILL seething over BradyThis is why he's the GOAT
>>144379075You fin fans are so insecure about your QB, get over itn
>>144379538Burrow, Richardson, and Daniels in that order.
>>144379563tldr; frees up your sundays for edging
>>144379566Tua actually has soul, Watson doesn't care enough to get heemed
>>144379046Meanwhile my Rasm are only semi cursed. Puka get well soon
they gonna try to get Dalton? Jameis? Tyrod? Think it will be too hard to coax teams into giving up Browning, Flacco, Fields given the injury situation with the starters
>>144379565Lmao lol idiot kill yourselfhttps://www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/news/how-tom-brady-inspired-nfl-rule-change-proposal/
>>144379563
NEW GO HERE>>144378590NEW GO HERE>>144378590NEW GO HERE>>144378590
>>144378729BILLSFAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144379515>>144379564
>>144379530>and even had rules changed to protect QBsNot tua though... Kek baggie
>>144379045
>>144379045Is the man retarded?
>>144379591TX State and ASU is pretty dope rn.
>>144379452He's on the Colts
>>144379565are you joking?
>>144379597I prayed this would happen.
>>144379341>qb is undersized right hander who throws lefty>might unironically be retarded>body ceases to function in cold weather>gets his bell rung from routine tackles>already suffered multiple concussions in a single season, including one "it's legitimately bad for the league that this was on tv" tier>looks mildly competent because he has two legit #1 receivers and a good offensive coach>give him huge contract and hope he goes three or four years without getting hit too hard
please retire tua. i fear for your safety.
>aaron rodgers in blackfacewhat the fuck?
>>144379515
>>144379565>Carson Palmer suffers an ACL tear from a low tackleOoh that’s tough for the Bengals!>Brady tears his ACL the same exact way two weeks laterWe have immediately changed the rules to protect our most expensive players and largest draws!
>>144378729Fuck u
>>144378729Fugg
>>144378729fyi Tua mean old in my language
>>144378729Son of a bitch
>>144378729n
