(Not really) News: Tua ded (probably)
>>144382610My Steelers :)
POOAwhere's the bahomo nissan cuck??
people didn't really do this for the Patriots too right?I hope people weren't that cringe 10 yrs ago...
>>144382647Of course it’s a bungles bitch leading with the guitar and singing.
Joe Burrow sucks big fat COCK!
>>144382664Charger fans are such pussies. That based Rams Chad could have easily beat all those wimps up himself if that guy behind him didn't push him over the seats.
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>>144382610Who has a webm of the hit?
>>144382686More two on one. Pussies. They were both getting their heads beaten in.
>>144382664That whole thing started because a fat mexican woman threw a drink at him while his back was turned. What a bitch.
>>144382633>It’s called being a gunslinger retards>>144375607>>144375607 >>144375607
Suicide: Dad in Bahamas says he underestimated son's mental health3 hrs agoBahamasfag's dad wants other parents to know how "seriously dangerous" poor mental health can be
Everyone knows Philly fans are the baddest MFs around and not to fuck with us. We've been kicking the shit out of NY Giant sissies for decades. We're also the most racist fanbase.
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>>144382723>throwing up gang signs againHe’s fucked
Are you ready Minnbros?
>>144382723is he retarded??
>>144382723Is this nigga just incapable of protecting himself
>>144382723>curls up his side and puts his hand under the (imaginary) pillowi sleep like this too, do i have cte??
Donny Dementia
>>144382736>>144382742>>144382750>>144382755hehehe you tell me :)
>>144382755Heem sleepy indeed
>>144382723Tua bros, not like thisNot like this
>>144382723reminds me of that fake tom cruise gif
Kek
>>144382723lmao
>>144382711>Tua is being sued for being the reason of Bahamanon's deteriorating mental health
Could everyone please light a candle and have a moment to of silence for Bahamas fag and tua turndaballova https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNApcyzaY60
Dont December last thread but im good for this one coach.
I think Pooa is gonna be forced into retirement if he doesn't hang em up himself, if he gets another concussion he's probably gonna have a seizure and die on the field and the NFL would never recover
>>144382759>tfw too smart not to hit solid objects with your head
>>144382809>forcedi don't think there's a specific mechanism to force a player to retire for health purposes. although, i guess goodell can use the commissioners exempt list to effectively suspend him permanently, but the player union would have a fit. the nfl probably needs to add the NBA rule where a player that's severely injured can retire with their guaranteed money and the team gets the cap hit waived
>>144382834I'm saying Goodell's gonna send a guy with a gun to that nigga's house
>>144382834You're dumb. There's been players they found a heart defect while giving them an ekg at the combine who they tell you can never play because you're a health risk
>>144382822if you were smart, you'd be giving yourself brain damage too
>>144382834I dont think you can force "retirement" but im sure a doctor can refuse to clear them to play again for his own safety and end up with the same result.
>>144382853>combinethey're not nfl players at the time. i don't know if they were actually banned from the draft, but if their condition is that bad no team would draft them or even sign them as a free agent
>[Aaron Ladd] #Chiefs Rashee Rice: “We just let our play do the talking. We’re locked in”
>>144382867You're retarded if doctor won't clear you to play you can't play because then it's a lawsuit liability. Honestly are you like 12 or just so stupid
>>144382874Anon, you're being particularly cantankerous in the betimes of the morning
Tua needs to get in with the Latin Kings
>>144382884The blue tent for concussions is run by a 3rd party neurologist who isn't affiliated with the team so they don't have interest in harming the players. It's so well documented at this point and talked about every game how is it possible someone doesn't know
Won't Tua be back in a few weeks? These NFL teams don't give a shit if your brain is deteriorating, as long as you can stand upright in the pocket and deliver a crisp throw.
>>144382664Can tell they didn't want to fight him and he wouldn't stop and started trying to punch all of them. He got what he deserved. If he died it would have been fair as well.
tua KWABOTY runner up behind vince
>first decoom comes down with a mysterious "injury" last year which keeps him out for half the season, this season he's just trying desperately to take every hit>now tua turns himself into a human javelin and kamikazes his quad-concussed noggin direclty into hamlin 2.0's reinforced steel ribcage>half a billion dollars guaranteed between the two of themwhens goodell going to step in and do something about this blatant fleecing?
what's jimmy g doing right now?
>>144382855>>144382822I mean Dolphins in captivity have been known to commit suicide by banging their head against the glass >Dolphin suicide has been reported before—single dolphins under the stress of captivity have killed themselves by battering their heads against the wall
>>144383011Gooning to lolicon pornography. He's been at it for about 4 days now.t. knower
>>144382723>Damar clearly going for a "he's gonna slide, right?" love tap, then standing there legitimately confused like "did this great value Uso just headbutt my balls?"Tua is a fucking moron. I hope he's ok, but he's gotta stop playing so recklessly.
>>144383048Isn't he into crossdressing men?
>[Geary] Since Tyreek Hill has been in a Dolphins uniform, his longest reception against the Bills is 23 yards...>Total receiving yards/TDs for Tyreek Hill vs Bills in 8 career regular season games now: 390 yards, 2 TDs>2 career playoff games vs Bills as a Chief: 322 yards, 1 TD>Fastest receiver in the NFL>five draft picks: a 2022 first-round pick (No. 29), second-round pick (No. 50) and fourth-round pick, plus fourth- and sixth-round picks in the 2023 draft on Wednesday.>five draft picks>longest reception>of 23 yards
>>144383011banging lana rhodes
>>144382742He will be
What did they discuss?
>>144382723Tua, no... So fragile, so beautiful...
>>144383097Mike McDaniel is the ultimate mid coach who beats bad teams and gets his ass beat by good teams or any team with an ounce of toughness
>>144383196Penis
Tua is done. I would have sympathy but bahamafag made me hate the dolphins
>>144383238>going to retire with $100+ million total guaranteed for 5 years of suckingNo sympathy necessary
what would it take for the jags to send us mac?
>>144383265Mac to the Dolphins would probably be their best move
>>144383212Play scribblers don't make good head coaches. That's what assistants are for. Coaches like he works at some halfway home for neglected kids
>>144383247Yeah but he's one slip on stairs away from Chris Benoiting his family or neighbours
I was going to laugh at Tuna Turndaballova but its too soonEverybody is asking for him to retire kek. Dolphins fans should start a chant next home gamePLEASE RETIRE*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*PLEASE RETIRE*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*PLEASE RETIRE*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*PLEASE RETIRE*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
Haha am I right guys why are the outfits like thatt
The FACT of the matter is heemed or healthy Tua is just not very good at football
>>144383477Loollll so quirky xDD
>>144383477theyre based simple as
>>144382723crips 4 lyfe
Good morning /nfl/
Dolphins suck btw lol turns out "squishing the fish" isn't just a meme
>>144383513so the opposite of you, simp
>>144383477
>>144382686Lmao why do dudes try to fight 3-5+ full grown men on some old Jason Statham shit?
>>144383696>if jackie chan can fight 20 guys while holding a baby, fighting 3 guys so be e-ACK
>>144382723What do you think they're thinking>Hamlin: why'd it gotta be me>55: jfc this nigga soft af>66: oh lawdy he we go again>tua: bouta get me some fried chicken
>>>/tv/203491920This makes Cowgirls and Mahomosexuals seethe
>>144383680the fuck is the thing on the left?
>>144382610Imagine Herbert on the Phins
>>144382723Wtf coconut got heemd againWhy did he slide with his head?
>>144382723>Hamlin is just trying to make sure Tua isn’t getting the TD>expects him to slide>Tua spears his helmet into Hamlin’s bicep at full speed>gets another concussion>Hamlin and everyone else in America is confused as to why he didn’t take the slide>Dolphins season already over
>>144383725kek I tuned out of the game since fins already got btfo cant believe whopper whopper himself dealt the killing blow
>Tua Turndaballover>Jalen Sharts>Mac Jones>Bryce YoungWhy do GMs keep falling for Alabama meme QBs?
>>144383778Hilarious meme dad
>>144383811Cyborg Hamlin gotta take it easy on these mere mortals he's basically RoboCop out there
>>144383196she's so fucking fake and ugly and abominable. probably a tranny as well
>>144384056I expected Hamlin to 'jakface and wave for trainers like a little girl but to his credit he walked off like "not my problem". good for him
>>144384120>due from a country that can't decide if they're bosnia or herzegovina complaining about trannieslel
remember when pooa said cold is just a state of mind?
>>144382610Dolphins should trade for Mac Jones.
I think Tua's ratings of 83 injury and 93 toughness on Madden might be a little incorrect
>>144384120what the ufck
>>144384167Mac for Achane, who says no?
>>144383826Everyone knew Tua was damaged goods but the Dolphins convinced themselves they wanted him the whole seasonEveryone knew Mac was a backup at best but somehow the Pats convinced themselves he was a starterHurts and Young were highly rated in multiple places so I won't kill the GMs for those
>>144384215to be fair, mac was fine until they made fatricia the OC and things went to shit
>>144383778How many likes did this get on Facebook?
>>144384187Bahamas bro probably, he'd want them to cart out Tua's swiss cheese brain.
>>144384215>>144384253I don't think people understand how shit the Patriots offense was/is under Bill. They have no players outside a RB any team would want.
>teams whose seasons are already over>panthers>giants>dolphinswho else?
>>144382742He is now
>>144384348Titans.>Even RuGod can't save that mess.
>>144384348>CowboysThe eventual loss in the playoffs is inevitable, like in every year
>>144384348Cowboys
>>144383680Goofy Movie had some absolute bangers. I 2 I still rips
If you had told me 5 years ago that the Steelers would be my favorite AFC North team I would have called you a liar.That division has speedran getting on my hate list.
>>144382664look at all these discount raiders fans
>>144384442i can't believe i was rooting for cincinnati in the owl. joe reddit is a piece of garbage
>>144384348rasm
>>144384182Is there even concussion in Madden?
>>144384561NFL demanded they take them out of the game completely>tfw I distinctly remember breaking Drew Bledsoe's neck and ending his career in Madden '97 on the Saturn
Is Tua the dumbest Samoan in the NFL? You never see Sewell do stupid shit like that.
>>144382723I think he's had enough concussions to where his judgment is just fucked. He's going to keep doing stupid shit like this until he physically can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fMZaiEdNJEThe global game
Bills already in late season form with an MVP quarterback
>>144384732Yup that cake is gonna taste even more delicious later than it would today.
We need cross border pride month
>joe schmidtDead today at age 92>tua tagovailoaDead today at age 26Modern NFL players are soft as fuck.
>>144384348Any team not named the Kansas City Chiefs.
>>144382716>So bad we eat horse shit!
>>144384389>>144384423rent free
>>144382723That's a normal play for everyone except tua mush brain
How many does Tua have left?
>>144382723Hamlin cushioned that shit significantly too by not really giving much to the hit and take a step back since he knew the game was already over. If Hamlin stood his ground and plant his feet/weight down, the hit would be even worse
now that the dust has settledwhich attempted throw-away pick six was worse? levis' or tua's?
>>144382723How long before Kyler Murray uses this move to go back to paid Call of Duty? Black Ops 6 is coming out..
it's ogre
>>144385048I think Tua had a little more time, wasn't Levis most of the way to the ground when he threw
>>144385062also espn video title:>Damien Woody worried about Tua Tagovailoa's quality of life after latest concussionmedia comin'
>>144382723OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE NFL QUARTERBACKS SMARTER THAN TUA POWER RANKINGS1. Josh Allen2. Matthew Stafford3. Baker Mayfield4. Gardner Minshew5. Brock Purdy6. Jared Goff7. Sam Darnold8. Derek Carr9. Daniel Jones10. Aaron Rodgers11. Joe Burrow12. Trevor Lawrence13. Kirk Cousins14. Justin Herbert15. Bo Nix16. Will Levis17. Skylar Thompson18. Andy Dalton19. Jake Haener
>tua v hamlin I'm surprised both didn't die
>get 100 mil guaranteed >launch your head like a missile into Hamlins chest>concuss yourself >refuse to elaborate
If Tua had stayed healthy, just imagine how many more picks he would've thrown.
>>144385158FIRST DOWN!
>>144385185kekseriously tho black qbs fucking suck to watch
>>144385158>speared hamlin in the chest when the same thing almost killed him once beforeserves that coconut right
>>144385158yeah tua's done. that's not even that hard of a hit. i don't know how much money he's guaranteed to make if he retires but im sure it's enough to live off of. he should quit.
>>144385249>hmmm, yes, today i will try the protein pop tart for breakfast ugh
>>144385267what?
Has bahamafaggot roped yet? I wasn't in the gamethread.
>>144385249>i don't know how much money he's guaranteed to make if he retires167 million + tip. no refunds.
>>144385295yeah just take that money and retire dude's set for life. what a swindle.
>season over at week 2 with a brain damaged QBKind of liberating desu. I no longer have to care.
Just found out someone I know is a Dolphins fan a couple of days ago. Mentioned that, as a 49er fan who remembers Steve Young, I worry about Tua and needing to retire like Steve did.Funny.
>>144382723KWABOTY
>>144385361Yeah but Young is an all time great in a rougher era. Tua is just a pineapple man swindler
>>144385185>black qbs
>>144385158damn tua is still clinching on the ball when getting knocked out. thats disicpline right there
East Coast bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqju_zg8M_E
>>144382707The Coconut Kid
>>14438518514 now
>Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa>tua niga manhow did his parents get away with this?
Last year Pooa put on weight and took judo to learn to slide and avoid hits. This year he lost weight for some reason, and also for some reason decided to start charging head first into dudes. Why did he turn back into a retard after sort of figuring it out?
>>144382647This country is getting so gay
Can we stop talking about this
>>144383196The fix is in
>>144385475Bro...
Hawk tua
>>144384348PatriotsColtsRamsRaidersCommandersBearsBrowns
>>144385475Too soon, shithead
>>144384927>Not Another Teen Movie (2001)America's movies and music was at their peak in the 90s and first 00s.
>>144385475Tua isn't black. He is not of African descent
>>144382922Still tony
>>144384927I dunno, Greghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ4hBC_tAME
make the call
Mutthomos btfo
>3 interceptions and a concussionKWAB
Which gang is this?
>>144385839yet another disgusting act by that classless thug tua
>>144385839>taking a nap on the fieldvery very disrespectful
>>144385839I don't think MacGruber is gonna fix this.
>>144383212same issue for certain players like Lamar, he can shred dog shit teams with his legs and rack up stats but he's easy to shutdown in the playoffs by solid teams with good coaching. Certain coaching and play styles don't win Owls
>>144385839Palmz
>>144385839The Crippleds
>>144385839What was going through his head at this exact moment?
Ladies and gentlemen, your new Dolphin's quarterback
>>144384302the offense was always shit, Brady just made it work because he was so good he could produce a top 5 offense every year with JAG tier players. Gronk fell to them in the draft due to his back injury, would have been a top 10 pick otherwise. Brady taking a way lower salary also gave Belishart an extra 20M/yr to stack his defense
>>144385934they cant afford him lmao
>>144385839Legit how can the NFL let him play another game?
>>144385909Cowboys, Dolphins, and Ravens fans do not understand football to root for these perennial losers.
>>1443856701-0, real possibility starting 3-0 if the JEST melt down further this week.
>>144385934>implying he would ever take a snap behind that dogshit o-lineBrady knows better, plus he's got that sweet broadcasting money now
>>144385920>What was going though his headI'm a bee I'm a guy bee daba I'm a bee I'm a guyhttps://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc?si=f6pqTblmR7V7ozgC
>>144385949Choofs were the poster child for perennial losers prior to the mutt
>>144385961You have no idea what you're talking about
>>144385967Everyone knew what Alex Smith was. Cowboys, Dolphins, and Ravens think their retarded QBs are elite which is why they keep losing
>>144382716Nigga they can't even handle Jets fans from Ronkonkoma.Filly fans are phaggots.
>Player safety is paramount to us>Until we start losing money because of it>I don't care if he forgot his parents' names, he can still throw a football, can't he? Get him back out there!
>>144385920
>>144385990to be fair jets fans are the most powerful fans
>>144385994Let's be honest, he wasn't good when he had full control of his bowels.
>Goodell watching Tua's head and Hamlin's chest on a collision course
>does almost nothing the entire game>only highlight is a pass against Jalen Ramsey>is now 6-0 against Ramsey, 7-0 on Thursday and 12-2 versus the Dolphins
>be pooa>die
>>144383740Max from A Goofy Movie
bros will my giants even win a game this season
Throwing up gang signs in solidarity with pooa
>>144385575Can we talk about that?
>>144385185>easiest to pass it has ever been in the NFL due to soft ass rule changes>black QBs still look like shitthe issue now is every young QB has been running a meme spread offense their entire career and the fact that youth leagues just put their best athlete at QB. They don't account for any of the things that made QBs like Brady or Manning great, so the pipeline of future QBs for 20 years is fucked. The best you'll get is meme QBs scrambling around playing backyard football while missing 5 yard hitch routes
>>144386013I don't think the AFCE has ever been a serious division
How fucked are the dolphins when Tua retires?
>>144384302They literally had the best offense of all time in 2007. And their 2nd run in the late 10s they had very good offenses.
>>144386058>The best you'll get is meme QBs scrambling around playing backyard football while missing 5 yard hitch routesSo Caleb Williams. God help us all.
>>144386060Maybe in the 90s when the Dolphins and Bills were both winning playoff games.
>>144386064If they can bring Mac Jones I can see them improving somewhat
>>144385967Andy Reid has surpassed Belichick, he had solid teams with mid-tier QBs and when he finally got an elite one he created a dynasty. Belichick is sub .500 without Brady. Reid is a better GM and coach, Belichick coaching tree is non-existent
>>144386064It will literally save us. We need some mental retard gunslinger type who will go out and throw 3 TDs and 3 INTs every game.
>>1443860916>3
>>144385274It's called being a gunslinger, retard
>record scratch>freeze frame>yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here
>>144386058The NFL is going to be treating these >black QBs like disposable workhorses. They'lll pay the guys one big contract that takes them to their age 30 season or so and then just cut them loose.
>>144386084Even below average QBs like Mac Attack are going for a premium in the current QB market. Plus they just gave Tua a shitload of guaranteed money
>>144385839The fact he is throwing gang signs again with a softer hit confirms his brain is fucked. He's done
>>144386084Legit the Jasg better be on the phone ready to deal Mac. Tyreek will literally kill Skyler White after a few weeks out of frustration.
>>144386058not joking at this point I'd be looking at middle infielders and pitchers in the MLB system with some football experience. NFL QB requirements and the easy way out for what works from peewee-college is completely different. It's not just scrambletards the mechanics are robotic and awful for NFL level. Every elite QB that gets anywhere has a heavy baseball background growing up and there's no exceptions. Roethlisberger picked up being a QB from scratch as a HS senior I don't buy you need exhaustive experience if you can actually just fucking throw
>>144386104
>>144386121don't worry, he'll be back to fuck himself up again soon enough
Mac Jones redemption arc incoming?
>>144386060they have a better cumulative record from 2000-2018 than any other division
>>144386126Why would Reek give a fuck?He already won an owl with the Chiefs and got a huge as fuck payday from the lolphins
>>144386140>Brady era >theyC'mon now
what does this dumb fuck still have a job?
>>144386064It won't be that hard to find someone good for throwing screens to Hill and Waddle, then throwing multiple picks a game.
no refunds
>>144386135Mahomes, Allen, Stroud, Brady, Elway, Kyler, Roethlisberger all had baseball backgrounds and are all elite passers. I think you might be on to something.
I don't say this lightly, Tua needs lessons from Brett Favre
>tall>white>a statue in the pocketThe new qb meta is the same as the old qb meta but the league just doesn't want to accept it
>>144385934He's under contract dumbass
>>144386036what makes the movie goofy?
>>144386165>paying for sports
>>144386163Journalists need to be fragged
>>144386188It was a different time
>>144386166It's the only reason Murray is passable for how short he is, he can just rocket a ball however he feels like and it gets there. Also Wilson
>>144386159the non brady teams had a better record than the 2-4 of other divisions as wellit was a common thing brought up by brady defeners
>>144386163Reminder that the Dolphins also had a chance to take Sewell but grabbed a wide receiver instead.
>>144386064They can improve actually. Even taking Cam Newton would help
everything is going to be alright
>>144386170Well theyve been desperately trying to force the black qb meme for like 20 years now so we will probably just see play levels decline as the position blackens rather than the nfl ever admit whites are simply better at the position
>>144386013>people favored Pooa and the corpse of Rodgers to surpass the Billie Boys this yearNbd I’ll keep stacking chips off of Allen haters.
>>144386229>sewellThe Dolphins only like Samoans who give themselcws concussions.
>>144386248He knows it's over
>>144386113The QB market has become totally irrational. It's one thing to pay Pat Mahomes. It's onee thing to even pay Joe Burrow who led your team to an owl. It's a major stretch to pay someone like Dik Poopshart who can accumulate stats but gags in the playoffs every year. But it's crazy to pay guys like Lawrence and Pooa who have done nothing in the league.
>>144386232Cam said he'd only play for 1 team and it wasn't the dolphins. Plus that zesty ass nigga looks like this now...
>>144386220So the NFL meta in a few years will be to just poach MLB randos to play QB just like the meta right now is to poach MLS randos to play kicker? NGL this timeline is kinda based.
>>144386248this image summarizes almost every problem with modern NFL
>>144386155I don't think you understand Diva receivers. It's not about rings, it's about numbers and highlights.
>>144386163When you sign a QB to a huge deal that takes up 25% of your cap, it comes with the assumption that he is good enough to cover up gaps and holes in the team elsewhere. The problem with paying Pooa is that he cannot function without elite players at skill positions and a great line. So paying him is crazy because they can't afford that. It's totally ogre.
>>144386275
>>144386274Money isn't real and you're only seeing base pay, not even factoring in ad money
>>144386277unlikely since there are plenty of Brandon Weedon like baseball washouts that also failed as QBs
>>144386248>you did great, sport. we'll get em next time>kisses concussed head
>>144386135>>144386166yeah, baseball isn't a meme for QBs and it's the real reason Mahomes is so good. Mike Leach actually cracked the code, he was able to find under recruited QBs with potential by having them throw literally ANYTHING at a target. He claimed that accuracy couldn't be trained much, a good thrower will be good at throwing any object you give them. Comes down to hand eye coordination and other stuff that can't really be measured so it's overlooked
>>144386275cam thinks hes johnny depp
>>144385839Nobody has noticed Delmar Hamlin heemed him
>>144386314>drools and poops>PASGETTI GUD!!!
>>144386319>hamlin heemed himHamlin was just standing there like "nigga wtf r u doin?"
>>144386288Homosexuality and interracial couples?
>>144386248Quarterbacks don't know how to take care of themselves anyone because they're like spoiled, overprotected children.
>>144386319the play by play guy even pointed it out and said it was ironic
>>144386334Hamlin has a titanium chestplate now
>>144382737I'll be there hopefully blackout drunk
>>144386317>>144386135Semi serious: a team should approach someone like trevor bauer who is now verboten in mlb and convince him to convert to football. You could probably convince him to do it
>>144386319Yeah, not a single person has mentioned that...
>>144386319wtf is this real?
>>144386304it matters when there's a salary cap and you are trying to build a winning team. For some reason these GMs think if they pay elite money their QB will elevate their gamesome smart GM is going to wake up and build a run-heavy offense with 3 cheap running QBs to cycle through and bully these twink defenses built to stop the pass with 220lb LBs and 250lb edge rushers. Ravens are close to that and have had success, but they overpaid LaMeme
>>144386338Yes.
>>144386095>We need some mental retard gunslinger type who will go out and throw 3 TDs and 3 INTs every game.
>>144386379Just sign this retard already
>>144386274if the owners all get together and agree to play hardball they can stop this shit spiraling out of control like it has, right now dork presscock has all the leverage because he knows the market is so overheated some other cuck gm/owner will gladly pay him that money
>>144386373Lions kind of did that without the running QBs. They just dumped a shitload of money on an elite oline who bullies the fuck out of opposing teams while Montgomery and Gibbs run the ball. The defense ends up getting so tired not even Goff can fuck it up.
>>144386379He's going to be the Brown's started halfway through the game on Sunday. Watson is done, both mentally and physically.
>>144386391i know that aint i who i think it is
>>144386392the Colts tried it before them once Luck left but it still doesn't work without a decent QB
>>144386379God I love retarded crab leg man. Get that bum ass peanut oil salesman out of there.
>>144386248ha! gayyy
>>144386392yay my stupid stinky lions :3
tick tock dallas
>>144386373>but they overpaid LaMemethey didnt 2bh. lameme is a 1 man offense so hes one of the few ones worth 50m a year. the problem the ravens have is that they didnt spent the rest of their cap exclusively on defense. ravens team should be lamar + 10 scrubs on offense and 200m worth of defense
>>144386418*toilet bowl flushing sound played in reverse*
>>144386411Yeah, you need someone at least game manager levels of competent. It can be done though.
>>144386437seems like they were trying to prove lamar could be a more traditional QB instead of just embracing what he could do and blew draft picks and money on weapons for him in the passing game. Cheap TEs, big blocking WRs, and a stable of good but cheap RBs while stacking the defense would have been smarter
>>144386436Legit... is Dak next?
>>144386460yes.
>>144386388Poopshart got paid last week, pay attention.
>>144386483Yes im aware, re read my post
>>144386436are the saints the white mens team?
>>144386095I know gunslingers are rare these days, but I don't get why any team would draft a dual threat over a gunslinger. Pic related.
>>144386459Yes they were trying to prove it because the NFL has been using him as social engineering. It's racist to imply he can't play traditional QB and that he relies on his athletic ability. It's racist to not pay him especially since he plays for Baltimore.
Tua getting heemed was God punishing the Dolphins for disrespecting our boys in blue. The injuries will continue until Tyreek apologizes for his bad behavior and skin tone.
Maybe tua is doing this on purpose to kill himself
>>144386499white christian man’s team, yes
>>144386499I believe the broncos, lions, rams and niners are the whitest in the league
>>144386499Quite the opposite, since they play in New Orleans.
>>144386511retarded take as usual from /sp/
>>144386517You mean the players, the fanbase or the city?
>>144386500bungles fans will say this was rigged
>>144386491My bad, sorry. Technically the owners can't get together and agree to not do this, it violates the CBA. Not to say they haven't done it in the past. I honestly think this is just going to run its course, we are in a situation where teams are paying 1/3rd of the cap to one QB and one WR and that's just not going to work.
>>144386460>dakstill can't believe Jerry gave this dude 60m/yr, how does he rationalize the decision that means a guy who has won nothing will now have even less help to win with due to eating up so much cap space? Same for Lamb, you've used almost 40% of your cap space on 2 players who aren't even close to best at their position
>>144386517>lions have a wide receiver named tom kennedyNow that's a good, solid, white man's name if I've ever heard one.
>>144386539I'm not a Bengals fan but it was rigged.
>>144386535>t. faggot leftist who worships blacks
>>144386551He went to college to play lacrosse. How he tangled in the hoodrat sport we call football, I'll never know.
>>144386537The players
>>144386556proofs?
>>144386511based>>144386535cringe
>>144386388>if the owners all get together and agree to play hardballLiterally illegal
Most people I talk to really want Jared Goff and the Wions to win the Super Bowl.
>>144386576If you ignore all the refball that happened in favor of my team, it was completely rigged against us.
>>144386584How's your job as a tard wrangler?
Undefeated
>>144386546DUDE THEY DESTROYED THE PEANUT OILERS THEREFORE RAYNE AND CEEDEE’S CONTRACTS ARE JUSTIFIED LMAO
>>144386584Didn't expect there to be a lot of gay bars in Canada though I can't say I'm really surprised.
>>144386584detroit deserves some happiness but my chiefs are in the way
>>144386584I wonder if this has to do with the fact that it’s the whitest team in football right now and Goff is such a great guy.
>>144386533I’ve been there 2 years ago when they played the Bungles and while there were a shitload of brown people, everyone was chill despite losing the game.Night and day compared to soccer fans in krautland (and anywhere else I guess)Picrel OC from post game
>>144386581Oh im sure there can be a few “off the record” phone calls
>>144386615Did you enjoy some Jazz?
>>144386546With Dak and McCarthy they can get to 10-12 wins in the regular season, make the playoffs, and see what happens (and hopefully actually try this time around). If you cut Dak loose and start over you're looking at 1-2 years of crap and then hopefully you can start competing again. Well Jerruh is 137 years old. He doesn't necessarily have that much time left for a rebuild.
>>144386581So is raping (possibly underage) Chinese illegal alien slaves at a massage parlor. It's never stopped the owners before.
>>144386417kissing guys isn't necessarily gayi kiss my dad and we're not gay
>>144386511I literally told my dad that last night
>>144386637thomas bradley?
>>144386607Those faggots picked Eminem to be their celebrity ambassadorDetoilet deserves the pain
>>144386637Yeah but your dad won 7 superbowls, he does what he wants
>>144386622I was there for work and barely managed to squeeze the game in between meetings. No chill jazz nights for me :-(
>>144386571>lacross>that name>that photoGet this man a hedge fund to manage.
>>144386632>So is raping (possibly underage) Chinese illegal alien slaves at a massage parlor. This is extremely antisemitic, delete this post at once goy!
>>144386388best option I saw was people suggesting not counting QBs towards the cap, just let owners go full retard with it
>>144386637Don't speak for your fathert. your dad's twink boyfriend (btw go Seahawks)
Fucking slide you dumb samonigg. Now we gotta hear bitching and whining from the national media all week.
>>144386660That's unfair to poorfag teams like the Raiders
>>144386653>not Tom Kennedy IVlineage isn't elite
>>144385158Why does he get concussed so easily? Are some people more susceptible to it, or after you’ve had one are you at higher risk for more?This isn’t even a noteworthy hit. Running backs and receivers are probably involved in a hit like this 10-20 times per game.
>>144386653Kek
>>144386511>Florida
>>144386671I’m more annoyed that he fucked up my parlay. I bet on a shootout.
>>144386682greetings
>>144386660Would completely fuck up restricted free agents and the franchise tag. Raiders or Bengals couldn't win a bidding war with the Cowboys.
>>144386695would be funnier watching retards like Tepper and Jerruh give QBs 100m/yr just to see them bust
>>144386660Owners would never agree to it. Unless they cut the cap by $50M, at which point the players would not agree to it (because most teams don't pay their QB $50M).
>>144386682Why do women think it’s acceptable to use the men’s bathroom just because theirs has long lines?
>>144386679It's both. Tua is not built for football and it only keeps getting worse every time he gets hit. The NFL needs to step in and force him to retire before that retard turns into a vegetable on the field and gets the sport banned.
>>144386709because no one holds women accountable for their actions. civilized society is a woman's playground
>>144386709In my experience, Mens rooms are cleaner than womens.
>>144386736>because no one holds women accountable for their actions. civilized society is a woman's playground
>>144386679>Why does he get concussed so easily?Because he does retarded shit like run head first into defenders at full speed for no reason.
>>144382723Kek and every fag in Twitter tweeting "Oh No" at the same time.
>>144386737This. Women's rooms were always much more disgusting and annoying to clean.
>>144386682Florida sounds like the ultimate degenerate place
> WAAAHHHHHHHHHH TUA SHOULD RETIRE> THINK ABOUT HIS SAFETYNo, I will not. Anyone pretending that this isn't anything other than modern-day gladitorial combat is burying the lede. Everyone involved, from Tua to Hamlin to the coaches to the owners to the fans, know that the sport is dangerous, know that there is serious risk for mental injury based on decades of studies, and have already made the decision that it's alright for them because it can make them millions of dollars. Please stop with the pearl clutching and let them bash their skulls into jelly for my entertainment.
>>144386679Concussions come easier after you start getting them, unfortunately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDAf93zjrQs
>>144386753There's two types of Americans. Those who want to move to Florida because they went to Disney or Miami for a cruise, and those who will never move back to that god forsaken hellhole.
>>144386737>>144386747the brainlet tripfag contradicts himself in 61 seconds
>>144386754Based
>>144386754Yeah, they should’ve kept him in. I needed roughly 70 more passing yards from the fucking Coconut Kid.
>>144386790i feel you brothaI cant understand how a QB fail to achieve at least 200yds in a game
>>144386782Reminder that bitchknees is a janny.
So how are the dolphins going to escape from Tua's messy contract?He's 100% not going to retire unless he's given the consent to allow his retirement to be medical, which means even if they cut him they're still in the red 160M from his guaranteed money
>>144386747>JD swims with a shirt onKWAB
>>144386810probably add some of those meme void years to stretch out the cap hit
>>144386754The distinction from gladiator combat is if he retires medically today he can probably still enjoy his life until his 60s and will receive two years of his massive salary while coming off the Dolphins cap sheet making for a better show.
>>144386820hes weird
>>144386810>So how are the dolphins going to escape from Tua's messy contract?they arent. lmao. they committed franchise suicide.
>Have you ever had a concussion anon?
>>144386830Anyone who posts on this site is weird, but there’s levels to it.
>>144386839the girl in the right mogged to oblivion
>>144386839I have, quite a few.
>>144386810They don't. That's the point of guaranteed money.
>>144386839
>>144386800The Coconut Kid threw 3 fucking interceptions and his dipshit father stunted his potential by forcing him to be a lefty therefore giving him a noodle arm.
>>144386826Not how void years work.Void years turn into dead money for the 1st year that a player is no longer rostered. You can at most split it between two years if the person is on the roster til June 1st and isn't after that.
>>144386839That's someone's daughter
Unnn-LIIIMITED
Tua was feigning injury because he was playing like absolute garbage. Dudes will do that all the time.
>>144386877Bro, he was not faking. His mind is mush.
>>144386868Yeah, mine.
>>144386877Nah, nigga threw up his set at Jesus AGAIN.
>>144386868That is how reality works.
Why does Tua get more concussions than other players like Goff? Is he weak?
>>144382904>as long as you can stand upright in the pocket and deliver a crisp throw.Well that rules Tua out
>>144386839>women get equal rights>feminists claim they will show they are equal to men by becoming engineers and creating world changing inventions>they do this insteadwoah
>>144386895Tua is undersized. Goff is 6'4, for instance.
id like to see Mahomie having a monster game 400yds shit like thatI feel like he never puts big stats hes just mostly clutch
>>144386248>kisses head>another concussion
>everyone in the NFL recommends the dolphins let Tua play on his 5th year and only tag + extend him after if he can stay away from injuries >they gave him 160M guaranteed instead Lmao somehow worse than the Russell Wilson deal
>>144386877
>>144386895Tua doesn't know how to slide or take a tackle
>>144386915Dolphins owner doesn't want Tua to end up brain dead AND penniless.
>>144386915Not even close, less years and didn't need to give up a war chest full of picks for him
>>144386895some people just aren't built for combat, I played with a guy who was a great athlete but was done by 2nd year of high school due to multiple concussions(from routine plays like Tua) and now the guy has crippling migraines for life. Same concept as boxers who are great but have glass jaws while others can't be heemed
>>144386895Goff is much larger, much less retarded, and has a good offensive line. Also no one with a brain would want Goff running the football when the roster also includes players like Montgomery and Gibbs.
mhmmm Haitian cuisine
>>144386906They can and often do both. GYATT DAMN!
>>144386895Goff plays like a virtuoso maestro he doesnt slide
>>144386940They will have 120M in dead cap if he's gone after this year
>>144386839That motherfucker looks delicious
>>144386963kek you didn't watch the Rams/Pats owl. Motherfucker was helpless when they cut off the mics.
>>144386868Yes women finally realized that their only treu value was showing their bobs and vagines. Wow who knew.
>>144386977Isnt that ilegal?
>>144386780.....I'm trans btw.
>>144386958name 5 world changing inventions
>>144386185would not at all be surprised if he had some kind of opt-out clause in case he wanted to go back to football. dude's a psycho.
>>144386988>Quarterback helmets are equipped only with a speaker in their helmet. Ideally the NFL allows one offensive and defensive player to be equipped with a speaker in their helmet. On the offense it just makes most sense that the said player should be the quarterback as he is the one controlling everything. The quarterbacks typically are able to hear the coach call a play from the sideline but that communication gets automatically cut when the play clock runs down to 15 seconds.https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/do-all-nfl-players-have-headsets-in-helmets
>>144387010What a weird thing to ask.
>>144387031What a pedophilic response
>>144387046lol
>>144384253Yeah he would have been a serviceable starter if they had a real OC. He was solid as a rookie.
>>144387055>filenamekek. god he's such a loser faggot
>>144387055>Smith machine squatsBig oof
>>144384348Browns
>>144387026thats interesting i didnt know that, i thought literally every player on the field was hearing the coach all tne time
>>144386991>>144387003accurate
>>144387075Goof was a deer in highlights during that game.
>>144386977Patriots made it worse by not showing their lineup until the mic was cut, I think Patricia was the one who figured it out first that Goff was relying on McVay to read the defense for him pre-snap
So Purdy is getting $40 million per year, right?
>>144387010Madam Curie and RadiumAnn Tsukamoto and Stem cellsGrace Hopper invented some software languagesJosephine Cochrane and the DishwasherRuth Wakefield and the chocolate chip cookiesI cheated and had to look up the dishwasher. The rest was off the dome.
>>144387026the NFL should be more concerned with explaining these little details to the audiencei believe they are terrible at explaining the sport for new audience
>>144387099oy vey 6 gorillion shekels!
>>144386274TL won as many playoff games at Dak.
>>144387090Flores really fucked him hard lol
>>14438709960million per year. itll destroy the niners
>>144387055Bro clearly doesn't track his macros.
>>144387110The motherfucking Prince came back from behind too. Rayne's bitch ass can't do that.
>>144387117Imagine being picked last and getting a $200+ million contract
>>144387101>Josephine Cochrane and the DishwasherHeh.
>>144387117Yea but they have one more year of basically free QB play so this year and next year are the last big push before they start to rebuild a bit.
>>144387099Lmao he's getting way more than that, what?
>>144387099he'll be the most well paid player in the league
>>144387117>>144387099Purdy might be high IQ enough to pull the Mahomes and Brady strategy and realize that leaving some salary on the table is better ROI because winning games gets you more endorsement deals
>>144387087McVay lost that game. Retard kept calling 20 yard routes with a screen door for an oline.
>>144387118That's a female to male tranny.
>>144387147hes going to gut the niners
>>144387099that's how much daniel jones is getting. i'm sure a qb that went to the sb would want more.
>>144387141>dak poopscoop is the most paid player in the league now >turdy will be next year >Mahomes won't be until 2026 (when he's set to renew his contract)
>>144387161smells like FIVEPEAT
>>144387147Mahomes didn't pull that strategy lmao his agent literally made them shave off years on the contract and increase the AYV because of how dumb the 10 year thing was for Mahomes.Mahomes has never once taken a pay cut.
>>144387147Even if they pay him 45~ million a year like Mahomes they're still gonna have to get rid of some dudes
>>144387158This year is their last shot.
>>144387101All those women came before (((feminism))) though
>>144387158if he's smart he'll sign somewhere else with low state income tax. The fact he hasn't already held out for an extension shows he's not an asshole trying to maximize his income
>>144387180yes. tranahan will choke again because hes a bitch.
>>144387156I doubt that, there's loads of trans men who get cut.
>>144387196He'll probably lose the NFCCG, the flat brim wearing fuck.
>>144387161i just realized by 2026 Travis Kelce will be a retired dadWhos gonna be the next TE star for Mahomes?Id say KINCAID
>>144387225Brock Bowers you are now a Kansas City Chief!
>>144387225hopefully mutthomes gets a career ending injury before then
>>144387225Nebraska has a couple freak huwhite TEs and Mahomes is a mentor to Sneedbraska's current QB. They'll draft one of them
>>144387240this man doesnt look Wigger enough
>>144387198Look at the hips and shoulders that's woman LARPing as a man.
>>144387225Colston Loveland
>>144387225They're going to struggle to get a receiver TE.Tight ends outside the top half of the 1st round in the draft are a total crapshoot.
>>144387260if you google his name it appears a Black man, look it up
>>144387253We get it, you wanna fuck him.
>>144387260
>>144387277Shut up, janny.
>>144387290>black TEGuaranteed bust
>>144385839He’s just sleepy. What’s the big deal?
>>144386248
Bleacher Report on the Buccs/Lions game>it's been a while since bucs-lions was a super intriguing matchupDo faggot >journalists even watch football? These teams literally just played each other to go to the NFC title game like 8 months ago.
>>144387329>NFC title gameNFC Divisional round.
>>144387301>not a no
>>144386095What’s famous Jameis up to?
>>144387329probably written by AI, but honestly AI is probably better and more accurate than 90% of journalists at this point so who knows
>>144387349The no was implied.
>>144387361Ok, we believe you.
>>144387337He's saying they played each other in the playoffs, the winner of which went to the NFC title game
>>144387329There's some autistic thing where the playoffs and regular season exist in different dimensions
>>144387369>weShut up, bitch.
Who is Skylar Thompson?
>>144387374Would you also go MTF?
>>144387386No. Now don't ever reply to me or my posts ever again.
Say hello (again) to your new (old) starting quarterback, Miami.
>>144387391OK, no shame in going FTM. Better chance he is a football fan and you two could watch games together.
>>144387337>to go to the NFC title game
>>144387370>>144387405Yeah, didn't read it properly.
my nigga poa throwing up gang signs each season lol
>>144387352Consuming crab legs at Robert's kinoplex.
>>144387386honestly yeah i would. she has a banging body probably takes dick well
>>144387414Nigga beefin' with Jesus.
>>144387352Backing up DeShaun, browns are not trading him.
>>144387394Pickup Pickett for peanuts from Philly.
>>144387424>she
>>144387371They played in the regular season last year too though.
>>144387382The cunt wife from Breaking Bad.
>>144387449
>>144387474
No matter how much troons add layers upon layers of makeup and use deceptive side camera angles to hide as much of the jaw as possible (and sometimes draw attention to fake tits), they never pass
>>144387474>>144387495That's a man.
>>144386682>beer on the bathroom floorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144387449>>144387524i dont really give a fuck. you know what youre getting when you get with a trans girl. id' rock her body
>>144387550You're getting a penis. Nigga you are gay.
New thread when?
>>144386632Eh the chinks deserve it. They should stay in China if the want to avoid that
>>144387557im not getting anything but ass and mouth and titties. she's the one getting a penis.
>>144387550Trip on, bitchknees.
>>144387557
>>144387560when someone bakes
>>144386737Absolutely true
>>144387572I have never been with a trans woman. Can't say if I would or not, never been in a position to. The smell would probably turn me off.
bradysknee posting tranny porn to own the chuds
>>144387470heh
>>144387570>she
>>144387598>>144387606GOTTEM
>>144387580yes pussy>>144387598more for me
>>144387633
>>144382664MURICA
NEW>>144387648>>144387648>>144387648
>>144387633>>144387644He's a faaaaaag!
>>144387667NEW
>>144386754Agreed. I’d take 4 concussions for $93M guaranteed
>>144385158>Lead with your head and spear the opposing playerFucking idiot deserves to be a vegetable
>>144387247The are full blown white TEs. Fidone is a physical specimen but kinda underwhelming on the field. He’s had a bunch of knee injuries so that could be it. Fidone will be in the NFL but I don’t expect him to be anything special there. Carter Nelson is the other one but he’s a true freshman. Complete freak athlete from a town of less than 2000 in the middle of nowhere. He’ll be a great player but way too late to replace Kelce.
>>144386058With nil shit and the transfer portal now college players (especially qb's) aren't going to learn shit ever again. Because the second they aren't coddled like a fucking baby they get pissed and transfer somewhere else. They will just get by with natural talent which can work on the college level but not the NFL.
>>144387443Checkdown Pickett might not be awful actually. The dolphins only threw screens and short passes last night. That’s all Kenny can do.
>>144386274Browns throwing an insane amount of money at Watson hadnt done shit and who could literally end up in jail any day because he apparently can't just hire a hooker completely destroyed the QB market
>>144386299They need to make a rule that QB pay can't be more than 10-15% of the total cap space.
>>144388226Why? Let franchises do what they want within the confines of the limit. If they want to risk not being able to put a whole team together because they overpaid then that’s on their management.
