Fins to add QB while Tua deals with concussionWR Higgins confused by talk he's 'faking' injuryWatson plaintiff to meet NFL; lawyer teases videoChase: Cincy 'team to beat' in AFC as K.C. loomsNFL, NFLPA at odds on Van Noy treatment in K.C.Steelers QB Wilson 'closer and closer' to returnCousins says Achilles 'good,' not limiting mobilityRetirement can wait: McGovern re-signs with Jets
My Steelers :)
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny.
Reminder that Temujin is a woman.
>>144387930Temujin is my lovely latina Raiders tradwife!
>>144387667Tua is finished. They will force him out. His neck is too weak and they know he will die on the field if he keeps throwing gang signs and get the NFL cancelled. O Line is absolute shit. LoLphins are back. All you had to do was roll down your fucking window Reek.
>>144387667>>144387686bitchknees is definitely not beating the janitor allegations.
Well anon? Have you admitted that Black Quarterbacks are no longer a meme?
>>144388666The only good black quarterback is Josh Allen
>>144389138Is he really black though?
>Meanwhile at the Bears training facility
>Pooa Bringdacartova
>>144389506Another reason why you should have a QB with a baseball background, they already know how to slide.
Good job fucking it up again.>>144388666Sorry satan, josh allen sucks.
>>144388666>coincidentally, almost all QBs in the NFL suck or are overrated frauds
Is this guy some kind of faggot
what is like having a concussion? O.o
This guy will get a raise.
>>144388666They aren't counting Mahomes as black are they? WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>144389534Gayleb knows all about sliding(his cock into male buttholes)
NFL contracts should all be FULLY guaranteed like MLB contracts are.
>>144388666Can't wait for the Josh Allen episode
>giants>Panthers>dolphins>brownsWho else's season is already over?
>>144389553So for me it would be like being you. Quite undesirable. For you? Imagine being indian.
>>144389550He's hoping he can kiss the concussion away. The season depends on it.
>>144389550All black guys are secretly on the down low. They act very masculine towards each other to attract potential secret male lovers.
>>1443895531 min feels like 1 hour, 1 hour feels like 1 min. Where am i?
>>144389575Chiefs they just don't know it yet.
>>144389575>Titans
>>144389575my stinky winky cum filled motor shitty kitties :3
>>144389593lynchian
>>144389590>
>>144389553Bags of sand
>>144389589>The season depends on it.Other than having to see tua die on the field I'd say the team's season just improved DRASTICALLY. It is funny seeing anons switch from "he's the worst in the world" to "the phins season is over" instantly. They aren't going to do shit I just find the fake bullshit amusing.
>>144389575packers
This is Tua's futurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbXR_4NYiQc
>>144389599The Titans are BY FAR the most forgettable team in the NFL. They should be relocated immediately.
>>144389634>who are the commanders
>>144389640no really, who the fuck are the commanders?
>>144389634to where?
>>144389634The irony is you forgot the actual most forgettable team.
>>144389575packersjetsfalconscowboys
>>144389634I find myself forgetting that the Cardinals exist way more than the Titans
>you are now made aware that the washington commanders are not from washington state and are actually representing DC>yes I know I hadn't ever really thought about it either because who the fuck cares about them
>>144389632>Tua in 2035
>>144389650San Antonio or Mexico City
Wions>>144389564Should be but the play is so much better when guys get replaced for all the injuries
>*blocks your path*>*tackles your ball carrier*>*intercepts your pass*
>>144389575Arizona CardinalsAtlanta FalconsBaltimore RavensBuffalo BillsCarolina PanthersChicago BearsCincinnati BengalsCleveland BrownsDallas CowboysDenver BroncosDetroit LionsGreen Bay PackersHouston TexansIndianapolis ColtsJacksonville JaguarsLas Vegas RaidersLos Angeles ChargersLos Angeles RamsMiami DolphinsMinnesota VikingsNew England PatriotsNew Orleans SaintsNew York GiantsNew York JetsPhiladelphia EaglesPittsburgh SteelersSan Francisco 49ersSeattle SeahawksTampa Bay BuccaneersTennessee TitansWashington Commanders
>>144389628I was less than impressed with their backup yesterday but hopefully you're right. It's always a shame when a team gets knocked out of contention by an injury.
>>144389632>>144389674I think if he just goes home now he'll be pretty much ok. Just needs to invest all that money from this year RIGHT NOW.
The only question left this season is Niners or Lions for the NFC.Who you got?
>>144389665I always knew it wasn't Washington state because there are way too many black people at their games.
>>144389665Why would a team from Washington state be in the NFC East?
Dolphins probably shouldn't have tried to make ook ook tyreek eek into George Floyd for acting like a fucking nigger.
Chargers relocate again when?
>>144389691*you're
>>144389703it’s gonna be the saints
>>144389632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6TXdNXcWkWrong link. This is the right one.
>>144389703buccaneers
>>144389564Guarantee should only exist if you are capable of actually playing I'm sorry. You hurt yourself start of the year and have to sit the year out thats one thing but Tua for example is never playing again. Should he get SOMETHING? yes. Should he get most of it even? Fuck no. He wasn't worth the guaranteed money he signed for healthy, let alone broken.>>144389706I'll add that part to the list next time, didn't know they were nfc east, because who the fuck cares about the nfc, let alone the nfc east?>>144389705kek seattle is very diverse now
>>144389712they just built a 100 quintillion dollar facility they’re stating in LA
You now remember Miami Dolphins legend Michael Caucasian
>>144389665Once they cucked on Redskins they are dead to us all
>>144389723This, but unironically
>>144389718If Carr could actually lead this team to an owl it would be an undeniable sign that we all need to start going to church.
>>144389729I thought they share everything with the Rasm
Hawk Tua, concuss on that thang
>>144389733>us
>>144389739what do you think i pray for? world peace?
>>144389733It is kinda weird in retrospect that the washington dc team was the redskins instead of like the "israeli diplomats" or "military industrial complex" or something. Guess it doesn't have as good of a ring to it.
>>144389752This bussy
>>144389748Did the boy shit his pants?
yeah redskins was a cool ass namei watched that south park episode
>>144389748I wish it was the hawk tuah "woman" who got hit like that instead of tua.
Has anyone considered Friday Night Football?
>>144389748My favrit book as a boy :PGo Lion!! Team Lion!!!!
>>144389753rebels or something else from the revolutionary period could be kino
>>144389765Friday Night Football is illegal outside the very beginning and end of the season to prevent the NFL from overshadowing high school games.
>>144389691Literally who?
>>144389644>>josh allen wearing full hand cast with two fingers fused togetherwhy make things up>>144389774Just doesn't remotely fit DC at all. They sold their soul in 1775.
>>144389763understandable
>2 out of 32 starting qbs have major injuries>we're through game 1 out of 16 into week 2who's next?
>>144389765Literally had that last week. It sucked. Won't happen when any potentially meaningful college games are on.
>>144389785Mahomes.
>>144389782> Just doesn't remotely fit DC at allno but they could at least pretend. let me suspend my disbelief
>>144389800keep dreaming faggot
>>144389785Watson, Lameme, Dak, Herbert in that order.
>>144389804kek fair enough. >Washington Domestic TerroristsPut George on the helmet.
>>144388563>It's amazing that Allen wasn't highly rated out of high school, but somehow Bryce Young was. How the fuck does that happen?he played multiple sports in a rural area, so he didn't work on just being a QB year round, didn't go to all the QB camps and didn't have access to QB coaches in middle school like bryce young and CJ Stroud types haveand recruiting services just hate white QBs now, Herbert was also a 2-3 star recruit
what if mahomes gets injured and the chiefs still win
>>144389785Leroy is due for a season ending turf toe here shortly
>>144389824Carson Wentz is unironically better than about half the starting QBs in the NFL
Untaken NFL team names that would objectively go hardSHAMROCKSANGELSWOLVESOAKSAMERICANS
>>144389774The revolutionary period doesn't really fit Northern Virginia. The capital was in Philly and the most die hard revolutionaries were from the northeast. The south was a hotbed of loyalists (although Virginia wasn't nearly as bad as the Carolinas).
>>144389822Allen played sports so he didn't have to work on dad's farm. He wasn't trying to "get out da hood" or anything.
>>144389853bro all of those are terrible
>>144389822>he didn't work on just being a QB year roundThat's their problem as much as anything. Imagine learning all your throwing ability from meathead football retards. The shit they teach is wildly autistic and ineffective at the pro level. Just throw the fucking ball until you throw dots from every angle and position possible. It's not a golf swing lol
>>144389853Miller high life
>>144389853The reddit spacing is perfect
>>144389868Maybe you missed where I said "objectively", smart guy. This isn't up for debate
>>144389853>nobody wants to be associated with the irish>already an mlb team>wolves are so lame they nearly went extinct in NA>what the fuck even is this? were just naming trees now?>already multiple minor league hockey teams with this meme name
>>144389747Nah, for some reason the Chargers got to build their facility right across the way from the Stadium. Rams just built their facility in Woodland Hills, all the way in the valley. Kroenke is trying to build it into a whole mall thing, which for me is just fine. I notice there are more Rams fans in San Fernando then there are downtown anyhow.
>>144389856g washington was born there at least. maybe they're trying to invoke something like that with commanders but they haven’t committed the branding
>>144389896The colors don't fit "commander" and invokes communist more
The Washington Botes
guardians or commanders?
>>144389853DrillersOttersPilgrimsWanderers
>>144387667
>>144389853Uncles
Ryan Tannehil to the lolphins
>>144389138>The only good black quarterbackIs a dead one
Gotta have Allen in your top 10 QBs, or you simply don't know ball
>>144389919commanders, guardians is so bad
>>144389945Jalen Hurts is very well
>whitlock pulling up a clip from 2 years ago where he called Tua a frail bitch whose body wasn't built for football>calling all the former players crying about concussions and Tua beta males>implies Tua's concussion was karma for supporting Tyreek and trying to get cops firedkek, Whitlock is based
>>144389938If I'm Tannehill I go on the phins for 5m easy money with tua money next year for bailing them out. Skylar can keep the team together while he learns the schemes.
>>144389938Unironically a better QB than Tua. He took the fucking Titans of all teams to the 1 seed in the AFC when they had AJ Brown. Imagine what he'll do with Tyreek and Waddle. He is injury prone tho.
>>144389955Titans were never the #1 seed. The most they ever did was play in Arrowhead in the AFCCG
>>144389953Those cops should be deported not fired. They can't even fucking speak english.
>>144389781The saviors of football
I know what's wrong with Deshaun Watson, he needs to get his nut off. He needs that thang oiled down
why is the raiders' coach take on tua headline news?
Washington should have changed their name to the Algonquians, kept the logo and showed respect towards the natives.
>>144389955His "injury prone" nature came from DYING behind a line even worse than Tuas for a coach that didn't give a fuck about him unlike flores and mcdaniel who at least wanted tua to do well. Tannehill pissed blood for the phins and was spit on by "fans" for it. Dude never got a chance to fucking throw. I sat through his career with the phins. Guy never got a fucking chance.
>>144389748reminder that "retard" was originally a politically correct term from leftists meant to be a scientific term for people called morons or dunces. They always move the target because dumb people are always going to be subject of mockery no matter what term you use, same for midgets and other defective humans
>>144389963 they were, newfag
Tua Takeahitanditsova
>>144389977Because it is poor form to comment on other teams' situations like that. The other owners are pissed at Mark Davis.
>>144389963Based retardhttps://www.kmbc.com/article/titans-afc-no-1-seed-kansas-city-chiefs-no-2-seed/38705228
>>144389988lol
>>144389988id like to see a different team than the Ravens
Bills offense is genuinely better without Diggs and Davis
>>144389991>three OT gameslol how
>>144389853For me, I'd buy the Panthers and move them to St Louis. Change their mascot to a Raccoon and call them the St. Louis Bandits.
>>144389891>>nobody wants to be associated with the irishWe have an entire international holiday where everyone wants to be Irish.>>already an mlb teamDead sport>>wolves are so lameStopped reading>>what the fuck even is this? were just naming trees now?Oaks are analogies of strength and hardiness. >>already multiple minor league hockey teams with this meme nameNobody cares
>>144389101>>144389119Belichick's whole reason for wearing shitty hoodies was because the NFL wouldn't allow him to wear a suit. He wanted to dress properly like the old school coaches but reebok/nike require everybody to wear shit with their logo on it, so he rebelled by looking as awful as possible
>>144390031thats pretty cool
>>144389853san antonio shamrocks
>>144390031I like that
>>144389822I don't watch college football, but it seems like it's mostly based on hype and backroom agreements between schools, scouts, and agents. No way someone looks at some of these busts and doesn't see tons of red flags. How can you not see that Bryce is just too small, outside sucking.
>>144388666But Satan, the overall play at the QB position has been dreadful for the most part. Surely these two things are mutually exclusive, right?
>Broncos allowed 76% completion on play-action plays last yearFields is gonna have 7 touchdowns Sunday
>>144390032>We have an entire international holiday where everyone wants to be Irish.they dont want to be irish, they want to get drunk. the real irish experience would be starving to death or getting bayonetted by an englishman.
>>144390036I still don't see how you couldn't just have a nike/reebok "suit" where its a nice suit with their logo on the tie or handkerchief or something. Or the shoes even? McDaniel despite being a fucking nerd at least wears nice watches and sunglasses.
>>144390036Based if true
>>144390036Then why didn't he wear the Reebok suit like Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio?
>>144390058Yeah but when you dig into the specifics you see that it's not a common factor. See: Daniel Jones, Bo Nix, Josh Allen, Kirk Cousins, etc.
>kelce only got 4 targets last weekis based Mahomes going to phase this cuck out of the offense?
realistically speaking the Panthers are the coolest name and animal plus they have that cool sad Pepe that Anon posts here
For me it's the San Diego Chargers
>>144390036I could not care any less
>>144389553>Can't focus on anything>have the feeling of wanting to constantly throw up>extremely sleepy, but actually falling asleep is really bad for you2/10 overall would not recommend
>that's it, Damar. stay right there>in a moment, nobody will remember those three interceptions that i threw>not even me
>>144390031You just know if a team moves back to STL, their first home opponent will be the Rams.
>>144390096Kelce would just beat mahomes up
>>144390096He has no choice. His wife is withholding sex until Patrick cuts ties with Travis and the succubus.
>>144390098:/
>>144390097generally speaking, panthers and jaguars are the same animal. the exception is the "florida panther", an actual big cat species native to south florida and the namesake of the NHL team.
>>144390106>suicide by footballWell it's a lot cooler than waiting until you Seau yourself
>>144390122Well she's withholding videos
Anon, this is your father. It's time for you to get a job.
>>144390082>belichick>wearing some garbage quality reebok suithe only wears 5K custom italian suits
PleasepleasePLEAAAASEEEEPLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEmake the next part of the Tua journey be permanent guardian cap usage
>>144390112>AT HELL IN A CELL
Can they really justify broadcasting a murder live on television?
>>144390144but dad the VA pays us to take online classes and listen to kpop all day
>>144390106This moron's a concussion machine. Unbelievable they're paying him 53 million a year.
>>144390161thats the definition of a trap game
>>144390143Of her and Shannon Sharpe
Justin Fields last time out against Denver:28/35 335yds 4 TD 1 INT
>>144390139i thought jaguars were tigers
>>144390165kek not anymore they aren't.his career is OVER
[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."[Beasley] What McDaniel told Tua coming off the field? "I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family. And to go in the locker room, take a deep breath, and I'll see you soon."
>>144390173No it isn't
>>144390160Vince was ahead of his time when he tried to turn football into a soap opera for men.
>Edelman corrects Brady on the playbookBased department?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuNTi3nrBs
>>144390198He knew tua wouldn't remember that shit
>>144390198God damn he's losing it kek
>>144390160>Kroenke just entered the stadium and OH MY GOD THE ROCK JUST HIT HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>>144390198>>144390216>>144390218you think Tyreek lets coach kiss him like that?
>>144390183nah dude, tigers are native to asia and jags are native to south america
Finbros, what could we possibly do in the next three years to win a playoffs game? Tua isn't retiring any time soon
>>144390096Kelce is in decline and on a pitch count until the end of the season and playoffs.
>>144390104i thought it was just like a bad headache damn
>>144390222>caprisFucking hell Mike
>>144390198>I told him he's the starting quarterback of his family
>>144390219Do you think Kroenke has enough self-awareness and self-esteem to play a heel?
>>144390222Nah Tyreek kisses HIM like that. McDaniel has to move away because tyreek always goes for the lips. Zesty ahhh motherfucker wanted to submit to the cops not submit to the cops if you know what I'm sayin.
>>144390227Here I was thinking he's just fat and off the roids
>>144390257Read up on the lawsuit with St. Louis and you have your answer.
>>144389853Colorado ShamrocksSalt Lake City AngelsKansas City WolvesSacremento OaksBirmingham Americans
>>144390140seaus mom finding out her son an heroed always makes me kek
travis kelce is a very busy manbackup dancerSigned a deal with Amazon to present a tv showFeatured in a new FX seriesPodcasterBeer companyOwns a horse named Swift DeliveryTight end
>>144390208>ahead of his time>Patriots win super bowl after 9/11>Jerome Bettis wins super bowl in final season hosted in his home town>ray lewis wins in final season>peyton manning wins in final season>mahomes reffed to multiple ringsNFL has been scripted a long time, I'm probably missing some other blatant ones but these are just off the top of my head
>>144390277What
>>144390257Not before he dies. I think he'd be happy to do so if the Rams were solidified in the LA market. Right now the team is still reestablishing itself.
>>144390031this except I'd call them the Coons
>>144390161This might genuinely be the biggest mismatch in history
>>144390282he has a cameo in happy gilmore 2
>>144390283Brady winning the chinkb owl in 2020
>>144390161at least its not a live murder on thanksgiving
>>144390313he really likes the flashing lights
>>144390283All of that happened after the XFL folded in 2001.
>>144390285ctespn followed her to go id the body. she was not a happy camper lol
>>144390173if you meme'd this into reality Chiefs Kingdom's broship with UAE Swiftie is officially over
>>144390161>>144390305It's going to be the that 59-0 ethering of the Titans all over again
Ya'll watching this? Tua called a press conference and he's only answering in Samoan
Queefs are finished
Ah man what the fuck! I heard somebody somewhere mention once that underwear constricts the ballsack, so I decided to go commando in a pair of sweatpants when what to my surprise, a little dribble of piss leaked out of my cock which my underwear would normally catch, but now it dribbles in freefall all down my leg and dampens the inside of my pants! Never making that mistake again.Go Lion! ROAR
We need to protect him.
>>144390378This stuff is funny from a meme perspective but I don't think people realize just how loathed brady and the patriots are by actual dolphins fans. When the talk about brady coming to the phins was going around you really saw who the real fans were kek
>>144390395>Dolphins fans hate winners and successChecks out
>>144390391That's the linemen and coach's job lmao
>>144390414Yeah thats what it is, no other reasons there could be at all. Can't think of anything. Nope.
>>144390376Nah, that's Zoroastrian, nigga
I'm so sorry Bahamanigger.
>THATS A FENCING RESPONSE, THATS NOT GOOD
>>144390420Well grier certainly isn't drafting those and mcdaniel clearly doesn't give a fuck about the retard so I guess its time to hang him from a palm tree outside the stadium like the coconut he is.
>>144390391is he blind now?
>>144390441We wears the sunglasses to hide the fact that his eyes are permanently crossed now
Tell me about the Eagles offense. Will Hurts get me a lot of points or does he hand off to RBs often?
>>144390427Avg UFC fan
>>144390441Yes, hitting the reinforced ribcage of the upgraded damar hamlin clone rendered him the modern Ray Charles.
>>144390391This fucker just needed to not throw picks and get 225 passing yards. Professional Quarterback my ass.
>>144390336wont happen bro
>>144390472this guy's career is done before tua's holy shit.What color is his chastity cage?
shit mcfarty
>>144390468More like Jalen Hots
You can put 500 dollars down right now on Baker Mayfield to win MVP on draft kings with +8000 odds and it'd pay out 40,500.Even if all you got is a cheeky 5 dollars, trust me when I'm telling you that Baker Mayfield is winning the 2024 NFL MVP award.
>>144390500loan me a fiver big dog
>>144390500Thats not how you spell Skylar Thompson
>>144390441We wears the sunglasses to hide the fact that his eyes are permanently crossed now >>144390468lmao at mid at best Jalen Hurts being the best of these clowns
>>144390500I'm kinda feeling it's Purdy's year tbqh
>herbstreit shitting on sloppy zoomer QBs and basically saying >black QBs can't run an NFL offense and all the coaches are trying to dumb things down but it's still not workingkek, even the company men can no longer deny what is happening
>>144390531Agree
>>144390484everyone knows the secret to a happy marriage is to do whatever you lady commands
von miller likes fried chicken
>>144390500It'll be Allen or Jefferson
>>144390531he already shouldve won last year
>>144390536Is this why McDaniel's playcalling is so awful? He actually has top tier schemes but he had to dumb them down for a concussed coconut?
>>144390500>Even if all you got is a cheeky 5 dollarsI don't I'm about to load a dolly of mountain dew from the side door of a Sheetz so I have something to drink because cuck water
>>144390563While Allen is easily a top 15 QB he's almost certainly never winning MVPJefferson doesn't have the QB to be in MVP talks
>>144390582Jefferson with Darnold then rookie GayGay McSharty is just wrong
Mike McDaniel needs to make the call
now Ithat the dust has settled i feel bad for tua
>>144390582The MVP is about >the narrative as much, if not more, than the ability of the player and Tampa doesn't have enough guys in the media gushing over them
>>144390582I consider both Allen and Mahomes to be top 20 QBs.
>>144390568He ain't the guy. If he was he would've did it in OT.
>>144390609cute robot
>>144390572listen to Sean Paytons autism plays to Drew Brees they should be on yourube somewhere
>>144390623Easily
disassembling jenny for parts
>>144390613Wrong.The MVP is literally about whatever QB wins the 1st seed with the most wins.If the two conferences 1st seeds are tied in wins, then it defaults to head to head record, and then which QB had the best stats.
>>144390628So then Skylar will be a HUGE upgrade then. White and not concussed. Doesn't die instantly.>*thinking*
leaving jenny in the rain so she rusts and corroded
>>144389748>New Hope for the retarded childIs this book about The Force Awakens?
Why are Raider fans such magachuds? Is it because the chiefs have Taylor Swift?
Binding and gagging Jenny just to forget about her LOL
My super bowl Barbie arrived bros. Thoughts?
>>144390695>>144390649shut up>>144390627yes
>>144390704trib
infecting jenny’s cpu with a virus
>>144390723>>144390703
leaving jenny on deprecated firmware
>>144390701next chiefs raiders game will be very lit
buying the updated jenny model because all my friends are doing it
kissing jenny on the robot lips
>Barry Jackson@flasportsbuzz·1hDolphins quarterbacks have a passer rating of 0.00 when throwing to any WR other than Tyreek and Waddle this season --- 2 for 10 for 18 yards and 2 interceptions.
What would you say to ross (owner) and grier (gm) today, /sp/?
realizing jenny is a computer
>>144390772>those fat goblin fingerskek
Casting Jenny into the Laurentian Abyss!
more than a computer
>>144390772t.
What vpn should I get for downloading torrents like nfl games?
Stop giving the pedo attention or it won’t leave
>>144390783Beans, tecate and sopaipillas, ese.
growing up and moving on from my fictionalized girlfriend
"comforting" temujin after her raiders get booty blasted.
Does a kiss from a black man cure a concussion?
jenny is real she talks to me through my guitar amp
>>144390018Yeah diva receivers that quit on the team when they aren't being fed are cancer that kill teams.
>>144390822She's my wife. That's my job, dude.
Who's Jenny
>>144390830Pulling his head like that probably gave him a micro concussion
I hope every Cuban committee mass suicide after yesterday
>cnn covers the tua story
>>144390018not enough to get over a certain mountain on the playoffs :^)
>>144390830tua has monkeypox now
>>144390830This shit is somehow weirder than Brady making out with his son
>>144390783>>144390800>>144390812>cowgoyim fan deleted his picKWAB
>>1443908518675309
>>144390862shes 20 but looks 50
>>144390832Sounds gay as fuck, do you have Mesa or a Line 6 or something? Boss Katana?
>>144390874Lil zoom zooms won't get this.
>>144390862I thought that was Kamala from the thumbnail. Bitch looks old for her age
>>144390888Its actually a Line 6 Spider
>>144390856no, Patria y Vida
>>144390871ohnonono
>>144390862>belishart is a fraud coach, GM, and degenerate coomerhow many Owls does Brady win if he was coached by Andy Reid? I'm thinking at least 10
>>144390949at least
>With the first overall pick of the 2025 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select: Shadeur Sanders. Quarterback. Colorado.
Cam ward
>>144390859play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
>>144390961Nope. They're too big a group of cowards to blow it up.
>>144390976tua's brain died for israel last night
>>144390961This general is gonna seethe when my Phinnies booty blast the Seacucks next week
well?
>>144390976They made a big deal interviewing tyreek so they basically had to cover tua when it was within the same day as the interview
>>144390961Shedeur isn't really going to be the first pick, right?
>pooa
fucking dumbass coconut chud
>>144390984fuck off chiefs fan>>144391004No, and phins won't have it anyhow, panthers will kek>>144391013>guy is a vegetable and it still makes this retard seetheKEK
>>144390989my dick is like 5.5” soft after trying this shit it makes the gym kinda awkward
>>144391004coach primate and his nepobaby are going first overall to the panthers
>>144391035Go Lions btw
How washed is Kelce? All the off field stuff has distracted from him falling off.
>>144391004Quinn ewers from Texas
>>144391048he's fully transitioned to media tranny just like his boyfriendGoing to be hilarious when he leaves kelce.
>>144390949A big part of the Patriots' success was that Belichick's elite defenses perfectly complemented Brady's patient dink and dunk offense. He wasn't capable of keeping up offensively if it became a shootout, he needed a defense to smother the opponent's offense while his own scored at leisure. The reason Andy complements Mahomes so well is because Mahomes is the most gifted QB of all time and thrives in offensive showdowns. Brady with Reid would not be able to do what Mahomes does. If Brady and Reid had Spagnuolo too that becomes another conversation, but still they'd probably win less than Brady did with Belichick.
>>144390942ohnonono indeed
>>144391028I've been in Miami all my life, it's fucking shit, way too expensive, full of awful drivers, but hey... it's homeGeno was once a Jest, so he'll always be a Jest
If tua is cleared to play, will you guys be happy or upset?
>>144390628>steals pain pills from team doctor>gets caught and reported to fbi>goodell asks fbi to look other way>instead of stealing pills, they get accused of trying to injure playersInteresting, I wonder if that non call pass interference against the rams was a part of all this: https://youtu.be/ldEn8K_un94?si=J__SU6RI4A15Kp2a
>>144391062>I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda
>>144391079You're not fooling anyone, no one says "phinnies"
>>144390173Not really. I trap game would be more like vs the Broncos, Jags, or Commanders. The Panthers have no life in them.
>>144391062que onda ese
The Tua story has hit mainstream. The league is going to try and make him retire on his own "free" will.
>>144391048imo he shouldve been Finals Mvp
Lofi + chill
>>144391083he'll be cleared after a month or something. i dont care either way, i hate the phins and they will suck with or without tua.
>>144390529>mid at bestHurts is a top 10 QB
>>144390989What Happens When You Take 1 Shot Of Peanut Oil Before Your Massage?
>>144391123maybe 10 games ago he was
https://youtu.be/t3BH97I5Ur8?si=dUflZYI55xry-BRj
>>144391086No one is actually buying this faggot's story right? I believe Payton stealing shit but the NFL didn't do bountygate to cover it up. Also these medical teams don't just have pain pills lying the fuck around at the stadium kek
You all laughed at him. Now he's out for revenge.You fucked up.
>>144391083Happy because his brain will look like the right after he fucked over my parlay.
>>144390441Brain damage can make you really sensitive to light.
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144391108I'm positive he was told to retire last night via a "kind request" from the nfl if not the owner of the phins for the nfl or something similar.
>>144391149>Brittany Mahomes.webm
>>144391140lmao
>>144391140spiderman ass helmet
>>144391060>dink and dunk>led league in deep throws in his 40s with Tampa>led league in deep balls when he had Mossthe dink and dunk meme was because Belichick sucked at drafting and used 80% of the cap space on his defense, so Brady had to work with a bunch of shitters off the street at WR and still produced top 5 offenses
>>144391149yjk dot webmalt post giwtwm dot webm
Anybody got that webm of the chargers and rams fans fighting
[DePaul] Jim Harbaugh on Justin Herbert: “If you don’t love Justin Herbert, there’s something wrong with you.”[DePaul] Jim Harbaugh on Justin Herbert: “If you don’t love Justin Herbert, there’s something wrong with you.”[DePaul] Jim Harbaugh on Justin Herbert: “If you don’t love Justin Herbert, there’s something wrong with you.”
>>144391096I say whatever I want gringo
>>144391140>im gonna fumble the ball alot harder
>>144391193Rapist aquatic mammal get iPad.
0-17
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>144391149White girls are so disgusting
>>144391193No, no you don't.>>144391214ayo I think he gay bro
>>144391214probably heard someone on the dline calling herbie a dork
>>144391140he could probably be decent if he rides the bench for a small market team to mentally recover. Certain guys will never work in NY or Philly type areas due to the scumbag fans and pressure. Zach Wilson, Daniel Jones, and Wentz were obviously shit picks for that reason alone
>>144391214He's saying he sits in that one chair in hotel rooms.
>>144391214Jim's CTE is starting to kick in
>>144391187Yes
>>144391214hes in love with Herbert. Hard not to he looks like the guy from Sons of Anarchy
>>144391214he watches Herbie and Mina have sex
>>144391083non-dolphins fans will be happy.
>[Pelissero] The #Steelers officially listed QB Russell Wilson (calf) as questionable for Sunday's game vs. the #Broncos. Mike Tomlin has said Justin Fields is in line to start for a second straight week.>[Pelissero] The #Steelers officially listed QB Russell Wilson (calf) as questionable for Sunday's game vs. the #Broncos. Mike Tomlin has said Justin Fields is in line to start for a second straight week.>[Pelissero] The #Steelers officially listed QB Russell Wilson (calf) as questionable for Sunday's game vs. the #Broncos. Mike Tomlin has said Justin Fields is in line to start for a second straight week.WHATTHEFUCKwheres my revenge narrative reeeeeeeeeee
>>144391243>Hard not to he looks like the guy from Sons of AnarchyDamn nigga, you autistic. He looks nothing like Charlie Hunnam.
>>144391249No. It’ll be funny watching Tua throw 3 more interceptions and get a concussion
>>144391184>>144391219yeah
>>144391181He had plenty of weapons lol. Moss era, GOAT TE era + Edelman, any offensive mercenaries that would join for a ring. He was capable of deep balls but his main way of playing was dissecting defenses with quick scalpel dink and dunk passes. Unstoppable 5 to 7 yard chunks. He wasn't the most talented QB and knew it and played to his strengths. And that's ok.
>if I post something from twitter 3 times it makes it more important>if I post something from twitter 3 times it makes it more important>if I post something from twitter 3 times it makes it more important
>>144391261Russell Wilson has his bag and has no reason to play if he's not feeling 100%
BussyBussyBussy
>>144390888jcm 800
>>144391230New Yorkers would basically love a guy like Odell Beckham as their QB.
>>144391138According to the story, the team doctor placed a hidden camera in the safe and the coaching staff was caught red handed stealing narcotics, thus why the fbi was involved, the doctor was trying to protect his license. This also could be a complete fabrication by the man who told him this, which also happened to be the equipment manager of the XFL.
>>144391264They look like the are brothers
>>144391311Its almost like it was a faggot trying to impress his future beard like he had insider knowledge. Randomly bringing up the phins equipment guy as the source made it funnier.
>>144391233The cuck chair?
>>144391281 >>144391281>>144391281>interception>interception>interception>concussion
>>144391317Bro, go get medically diagnosed and grab dem 'tism bux.
>>144391187
>>144391281
>>144391333Yezzir
>>144391329The nfl coaching and personnel staff are a revolving door and close knit community. These dudes network like crazy and go from one job to the next.
>>144391278>gronk injured for majority of playoff runs, missed at least 50% of all games for a few years>edelman a converted QB and 7th round draft pick with 0 pro bowls>plenty of weaponsother than Moss and Gronk the only elite skill position player Brady had was corey dillion
>>144391278/pol/ zoomies don't know that one of the reasons the Pats were so hated was because of how boring they were. Brady dinking and dunking like you mentioned and the defense shutting down their opponents. it was always 3 hours of Brady barely beating you. and they just wouldn't go away
>>144391338>that mamacita who walked away*eyes bulge*WHAT A WOMAN*steam comes out of my ears*
>>144391365Yes but the story is 100% nonsense. The nfl didn't "go with bountygate instead" to "cover up the pill stealing" they would've told the guy to shut the fuck up if he wanted a job in the league ever again and told payton to source his own drugs, here's 3 dealer's numbers.
>>144391378Yet nobody else in the league could do it…
>>144391317>all wypipo look sameAnd there it is.
Sean peyton is a degenerate pill popper. Sorry, I shan't be convinced otherwise.
>>144391338Thank you
>>144391261Based saar working the denver donkeys into a seething shoot
>>144391386Problem is, the fbi was already involved because narcotic abuse by doctors was being heavily scrutinized in the late 00’s during the opioid crisis. Numerous doctors were accused of being pill mills.
>>144391358What's he been up to lately?
>>144391378They were hated because they were white.
>>144391391Elite defense and great coach. Brady was the Purdy of the 2000's (except he actually won owls lol)
>>144391317>>144391336>>144391404
>>144391378This is zoomer cope
Miami should try to get Mac Jones
>>144391374First of all Edelman was elite, don't downplay that. You're also disengenuously making Gronk sound irrelevant, be real. Brady played with him longer than Mahomes did Tyreek Hill. He was a very relevant weapon. Brady also had Deion Branch, Wes Welker, Amendola, Hernandez before he went crazy, and plenty of good runningbacks. I'm not saying he was Joe Burrow but he had weapons
>>144391378The main reason they are hated by phins fans is being insufferable northerners who come down here and never shut the fuck up. So the brady years were nonstop boston accents who strangely would never go back to boston but would never shut the fuck up about it.Losing games? Phins fans are used to that shit. No problem.>>144391416Is there any proof of that though? The shit going on with pills was in jacksonville and is still going on and still being investigated. The NFL didn't use bountygate instead. Its nonsense. The guy is making himself look important for his future beard. It is VERY clear.
>>144391433No way the Jags let Mac go, especially with Lawrence's injury history.
>>144391433No, they should get Pickett for peanuts.
yeah okay and this looks like Justin herbert too
he will play Sons of Anarchy reboot
>>144391463Said it before but if I'm Tannehill I'm telling them look I need a 2 year deal I know you got cap problems, pay me 5 this year and tua money next year.
>>144391123>>144391129Hurts isn't top 5 but he's top 10. Like 8 to 10.
>>144391478MOMMY
>>144391478I hate this cackling whore, but I fucking would.
>>144391464he looks like Uhtred son of Uhtred
Whatever happened with that Bears assistant coach that got raided by the FBI? I don't remember hearing about that getting resolved
>>144391004Shitturd Sanders isn't going in the first round the moment Jerry Jones signed Dak.
>>144391488>1488 saying thiskek hh indeed but no, no you wouldn't anon. Once you smelled her, or worse, once she opened her legs? You realize a jew has been there for years now right? They spin webs and shit...
>>144391502Shut up polfag
>>144391488I would sooner fuck Drumpf than that whore
draft king bros wtf is happening to le nfl sports bet man kevin hartlingtons?
>>144391502It honestly depends on what color toenail polish she would wear desu senpai.
>>144391433They'll probably give Thompson a week with Boyle as backup. If he's awful against Seattle then they'll look at Jones, Pickett, Stidham, Tannehill, etc.
>>144391519Whopper remains supreme
>>144391519Increased Cali minimum wage fucked him over iirc.
>>144389553Landed on my head on a basketball floor. Felt dizzy and was wobbling and i said i was sleepy and they said i couldn't sleep and i said sleep is good.
>>144391525>bringing back Ryan Tannehill just in time to get his revenge on the TitansThis whole league is scripted.
>>144391525I hope they don't just give up on Thompson he legit has never actually started, he has never been given proper time and energy. Its always covering for concussed coconut or backing up retards for the coconut. The guy isn't garbage he needs TIME and energy spent on him.That said I'd grab tannehill and start getting him ready while using Skylar regardless.
>>144391378>Pats were so hated was because of how boring they werePatriots ranking in total points from 2014-2019>4 >3 >3 >2 >4 >7
>>144391547Ya don't say.
>>144391536What are you, foreign? You only have access to McDonald's and Burger King?? America has crazy tasty fast food chains like Cook Out that have way better burgers than the big chains. Educate yourself.
>>144391441What’s interesting to me is that he’s repeating what someone else told him and that means that the poor equipment manager who probably bragged about this blackmail that he had possibly as a means of one day getting a huge payout or being unfirable. I can see where this might be a lie or possibly accurate. Only time will tell.
>>144391541Apparently its plant based chicken and burger so... yeah. Critics called it "greasy" and "cardboard" kekI never heard of it.Doesn't this make you want to eat food?
>>144391558But at BK you can have it your way. Like what that black guys sings
>>144391317>>144391404oh boy
>>144391569>plant based chicken and burgerNevermind fuck that. I'd rather eat a head of lettuce.
>>144391519I will give Californians one thing and that's In-N-Out, Kevin Shart never stood a chance
>>144391554You stat nerds that don't anything about the game are the most annoying people alive. This isn't something that anyone who knows ball would try to debate. Everyone knows the Patriots had a reputation for being boring. You're so fucking stupid.Visit r/nfl_noobs, a quick google brought me here. https://www.reddit.com/r/NFLNoobs/comments/18ogzqt/was_tom_brady_considered_boringly_great/You can probably scan through that and see how I'm not making it up. Not wasting my time to verify, personally. Dumbass
>>144391568I'm not doubting it happened. And it was probably their leverage. (The people involved, not the gay guy in the video)I just don't think there is a reality in which the NFL would find that some bigger scandal than:>THEY ARE PUTTING BOUNTIES TO PHYSICALLY INJURE PLAYERS TO THE POINT OF BEING REMOVED FROM GAMESyeah I don't see that being bigger somehow.>>144391591Yeah its downright gross. And looks unappealing on top of it.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>144391552He's also been with the same playbook for 3 seasons now so it's an easier transition than getting a whole new QB
>>144391605>I even dip my fries in McChicken sauceDipping them in the Tangy BBQ sauce is better
I wish this board had moderation more often than once per day
Who will it be?
>>144391626Bradysknees is a total bro
I wish this board had bussy more often than once per day
>>144391601>he cites asshurt retards on reddit Totally, fuck the data. Guisepe from da Bronx fawkin hates tom brady man. Always fakin dinkin an dunkin don't come at me with no stats
>>144391629Jimmy G
>>144391623Yeah he just never has really gotten a fair shot out of preseason and even then not fully. The guy lacks Tua's problems for his lack of overall performance so I'm willing to give him a shot.Then again I'm not chris grier so the guy is fucked probably.>>144391629Why did you edit this? kek>>144391626I wish this board had 0 moderation.
>>144391629
>>144391629Its gonna be tanehl
ITS UP
>>144390868I gave a friend a quick hug once and he drunk called saying he wanted to be with me. I don't hug no more.
>>144391662Panda express fucking sucks
>>144391591plant based chicken is pretty good. plant based meat is just weird. the texture and most of the taste is okay except it's too strangely sweet and that sweetness lingers
>>144391629Ryback
>>144391647I just cropped it
>>144391656He actually said they ARENT going for a veteran qb right now. Skylar will start. That said I hope it is.
>>144391672>Panda Express opens by my house>Decide to go one day>It's all Chinese people working there>It's delicious>Go back a few months later>It's all blacks >They're rude and the food sucks What the fuck
>>144391547>>144391556Roger Goodell at the next NFL Draft
>>144391662Based Iowa and New Mexico. Anybody who eats at W*ndy's is a subhuman.
>>144391638>The New England Patriots have had a mixed reputation over the years. While they were incredibly successful, especially during the Tom Brady and Bill Belichick era, some fans and critics did find their style of play to be less exciting compared to other teams. This perception was partly due to their methodical and disciplined approach, which focused on efficiency and minimizing mistakes rather than flashy, high-risk plays.Not a debate. You're just clueless, and I'm not getting into a SOURCE? SOURCE? war with you like we're equally clueless nerds. Fucking retard.It's ok for the Patriots to not be the greatest thing to ever happen in all ways. Anytime you see someone correctly criticize some aspect of the Patriots one of you /pol/tardswho don't know ball have to google around and be like UMMMM ACKSHUALLY ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, like no shut the fuck up nerd, you don't know ball, didn't watch most of his career and have nothing to contribute.
>>144391519If Kevin Hart is involved in something I will avoid it like the plague. I unironically hate that man. Every time I hear his squeaky chihuahua voice I want to crush the life out of him
>>144391662I will not tolerate any slander of Taco Bell. The Baja Blast is God's water.
>>144391672say it to me and my bourbon chicken's face
>>144391679Then they were kind of leaving a lot out@AdamHBeasleyWill the Dolphins bring in a QB to compete with Skylar Thompson?"We will bring in someone. We're just evaluating the pros and cons of the situation. ... As it stands today, I'm expecting Skylar is the next man up."short version. If Tua is out (he is) they will if they need him. Skylar is the qb right now.
>>144391662Florida has it 100% correct. Probably because Pub subs mogs all but Subway is gutter trash and easily the worst on that entire list.
>>144391698EH EH OH WADAYADOIN I'm agreeing wit you, capice? Every fawkin time my J E T S JETS JETS JETS would play the pats it was the worst ting in da fawkin world. Not caws we'd get our assholes raped, but caws brady was so boring man. I don need no numbers to tell me DAT
>>144391690i like their cheese fries ;-;
>>144391709Youre eating the pets
>>144391662There's a Pizza Hut in Alaska?!? Who are they delivering too?
>be straight >hate womenWhy do people do this?
>>144391708taco bell is flavorless trash. that's why they give out all those free hot sauce packets
>>144391702He was actually pretty good in the Borderlands movie
>>144391702This. Those ads with him and the basketball guy are repulsive. 2 of the worst in one "ad"
>>144391240He sounds old as fuck when he talks bidentier
>>144391735kek you actually watched it?
>>144391662My favorite restaurant is the local animal shelter
>>144391708I can get Baja Blast without going to Taco Bell
>>144391662>eating fast "food"Shiggy
>>144391748Baja Blast in the can or bottle from the store is not the same formula as the one at Taco Bell retard.
>>144391709i will try it next
>>144391731>go on 4chan>post annoying shit tier baitexplain yourself first
>>144391745What kind of animals do you like?
1. Raising Cane's2. Cook Out3. Chic Fil A4. Popeyes5. Wendy's
I never had a Baja Blast. But I rarely consume sodas with sugar. Just diet. I should treat myself to one sometime
>>144391742Yeah, Roland, Tina, Marcus and Bobby Lee were the only good parts of the movie. Jack Black and Cate Blanchett might go down as the worst casting decisions of all time.
Reader's Digest ultimate fast food guide:If the employees are white, it's usually all right!If the employees are black, you probably won't go back!
>>144391780I've never seen a thin person drinking diet soda
>>144391735Besides the fact that that movie was doomed by definition, I still cannot understand why they cast Hart as Roland. Makes no sense.
>>144391777dy-landy-landy-landy-lanand dy-lanI spit hot fire
>>144391777>1. Raising Cane'sFucking NEETs and muh tendies.
>>144391750Shut up polfag
>people are saying they'll be mad if Tua plays againWtf? Why is it Tua that people are so adamant of protecting like a puppy? He's got 5 concussions and I'm sure other players have had way more
>>144391780i love the fact that i love zero/diet soda, specially pepsii really believe they taste better
>>144391755It's why I kind of like Panera, it's pretty neat as a restaurant
>>144391702Do you like him in old stuff before he really became a marketing face? I feel like those are the times I’ve enjoyed him. Like Scary Movie 3. You go back and watch it and remember the character but didn’t remember it was him.
>>144391788>>144391784>Make a PG-13 Borderlands movieEli Roth and Sony are fucking retarded.
>>144391791The sauce is so good
>>144391801Secondhand embarrassment
>>144391499
haitans would eat tua
>>144391801I'm adamant about him not playing because he should have *never* been the starter for the phins. He should never have been DRAFTED by the phins let alone paid 53m a fucking year. At least he sure isn't getting that but holy fuck what a cap hit for an absolute retard.
>>144391602They were protecting their coaches and the team doctor simultaneously. Sean committed a felony that could have put him in prison. The bountygate scandal was a civil matter and not a criminal one. The cover up was to keep the embarrassment to a minimum which also might explain the rigging of games that Sean’s teams are involved in.
>>144391801Diego Sanchez has received that many in a single fight.
>>144391826YES!!YES!!!
>>144391826Fighters are not people
>>144391811Eli roth is a retard but he was planning a rated r movie.>>144391824You're misunderstanding. There is no reality in which a team doctor doesn't trip down some fucking stairs if he doesn't play right in that situation. Bountygate is 100x worse because its felony assault and premeditated at that.
>>144391801Every time I make the mistake of watching Tua play I get mad, so it's understandable
>>144391801He's had 3 in 1 season didn't he?
>>144391842>>144391842>>144391842
>>144391826And willnever see his 50th cumpleanos
>>144391801he's gotten heemed like 4 times in the past 2 years and he's as delicate as a flower at this point. he gotta give it up.
>>144391791I like Raising Cane's, but screw the double toasters, the coleslaw is good
>>144391849Somebody make an actual new, there is no way that stays up
>>144391844ive watched this dude 3 times he was a disgrace in every game. he looks so fucking fragile and hes not even fastPlus hes kinda ugly
>>144391855>the coleslaw is goodI can only eat that while drunk.
>>144391861> Plus hes kinda uglyOOKayyy zesty guy
>>144391837We’re not even sure if that team doctor is still in the league or not. He probably has copies of that tape and this mystery meat intellectual on the redskins just ruined it because some attractive white girl finally gave him some attention.
>>144391849is this really the thread?really?oh boy
>>144391801Dude has had 4 concussions in 2 years. His body is quitting him. He's not built for it
>>144391898Thats the thing I think its even worse I think he was courting a beard dude is zesty as caleb
>>144389599>be the Titans from a few years ago>surprising fringe contender>Have a legit #1 receiver, all-pro RB, competent qb on a reasonable contract, head coach that seems to get the most out of the team>trade the WR instead of signing him to what would have been a pretty fair deal for everyone>he goes to the super bowl with his new team while your team gets worse because it turns out #1 receivers don't grow on trees>blame the coach and qb because it's clearly their fault for not overachieving any more than they already are while you pinch pennies>don't re-sign the qb>fire the coach>don't re-sign the rb>draft a raw prospect and give him marginal weapons to work with>wait why does our team suck now
>>144391955Just last week someone was telling me that firing Vrabel was a good thing, which begs the question, just how retarded are Titans fans?
>>144391939Probably. Beards do need to look good. Kek
>>144391984they're in a red state, what do you think?
