News>MLB: teams to have helmet ads in postseason featuring ostrich logo of German apparel company Strauss>TEX: Lowe plates winning run during 3-run 8th and Rangers rally to beat Mariners 5-4 in Kumar Rocker’s debut>NYY: Aaron Judge’s homerless streak stretches to a career-high 16 games>MIL: Chourio homers, Montas pitches 6 scoreless innings as Brewers shut out Giants 3-0 (RIP to Hank The Dog)>LAD: Dave Roberts leaves door open to Ohtani pitching in post season, ">SD: Arraez's last strikeout was on Aug. 10: 28 games, 124 plate appearances, and 445 pitches ago.>HOU: Jon Singleton goes 3-for-4 with two doubles, two runs scored and driving in the go-ahead run in the eighth inning of a 6-3 win over OaklandPrev: >>144365176
Extra NewsWAS: CJ Abrams was scratched from Friday’s lineup due to a shoulder injury suffered in the ninth inning ThursdayMIA: Xavier Edwards is back in the Marlins lineup Friday after being absent the last three gamesCOL: Rockies activated LHP Austin Gomber from the paternity list, will make the start against the Cubs FridayATL: Braves manager Brian Snitker said he’s not sure whether Ozzie Albies will be able to make it back from his fractured left wrist before the end of the seasonDET: Tarik Skubal’s right hand has continued to check out fine after additional tests, and he’s expected to make his next start Wednesday against the RoyalsNYM: J.D. Martinez is sitting Friday against Aaron Nola and the PhilliesPHI: Kyle Schwarber is in the lineup as a DH on Friday after missing Wednesday’s game with a sore elbowKC: The Royals have MJ Melendez on the bench against a right-hander in Friday’s game against the Pirates
doyers
mets won that thread
the Phillies!
Be mets lose
>>144392727lets have a classic 20 run bandbox game tonight (19 for /us/ and 1 for (you))
Doyers
Our Atlanta Braves are playing baseball today, I hope they have fun!
why do Phillies fans keep posting FTM? are they all trannies or something?
Chadres!
Soto dies tonight
metgers
>>144392835How we think we gonna hold this weekend doggie doos...?
>mariners meme it up yesterday and get fucking Degrom todayStarting to think god might hate the memeners
>>144392912deGrom's first start since april 2023 though.... oh who am I kidding they will get destroyed lmao.
>>144392701Doyers
The San Diego Shrine Maidens
>>144392886an easy sweep
>>144392912degrom is cooked bro
>>144393040remains to be seen honestly but he destroyed minor league hitting in his rehab starts, so he should have no trouble with the memeiners
>>144392971Based
Yankees.
>>144392886Right down the middle 2-2
>>144392701>MLB: teams to have helmet ads in postseason featuring ostrich logoBut my team isn't the Ostriches
>>144393096Hey now....
>>144392761This except the opposite
basedball
>>144393139we are all /strauss/ lets go ostriches!!! clap clap clap
>>144393140?
ive literally never heard of strauss, looks like german carhartt. weird choice of sponsor and weird use of advertising funds for a german maker of workpants.
I kinda figured he was named Kumar because of that black thing of giving exotic sounding names to stand out but no his mom is actually Indian
This series will decide whether Pete will come back next year
>>144393192half the thread is braindead zoomers who have already ordered some of their "swag"
>>144393192I never heard of it until today so it worked
>>144393250I never heard of it until today but now I know to actively avoid it
strauss bros rise up
>>144393192I only knew them from divegrass adboards before this
Let’s go A’s, should be an easy series
>>144393319
soon
mets tongue anus. they like it when prickly butt hairs get stuck in their teeth. their fans are dirty ny trash that don't wash their hands before eating.
for me it's the Brisbane Bandits
It's Chase Utley appreciation night!!
>>144393434I appreciate how he cut down the mest's legs
Godspeed
Hmmm I would like if the Dodgers won today. I bought some japanese food as well. Let me know what you guys think in the comments.
>>144393483i would like if you'd stfu, bitch!
>>144393483>fylover sushiISHYGDDT
Press F to preorder respects for the Mets
i saw a mets fan last week, absolutely filthy. his hair was disheveled and his jean shorts were covered in piss. looked like he hadn't showered in months. he was talking to himself, shouting obscenities about fucking pidgeons. i felt bad so i offered to buy him a meal but he said he was meeting darryl strawberry for lunch in an hour.
>>144393510thats frank
>>144393364oh ya
fucking braves and their 4:20 start timefor what fucking purpose do you need to wait 20 minutes after the top of the hour for first pitch
>>144393498And be sure to subscribe it really helps
>>144393538enough time to pass the bong around the dugout, duh
>>144393538time allotted for cum cleanup because 4:00pm is the official timeslot for gay blowjobs in atlanta
pete doesn't like being tied with lindor in home runs, so philthies should expect to see some dingers from pete over the weekend
>>144393561good point
>>144393538gotta make time for the customary american political humiliation rituals
>>144393564pete cant read
today is a very sunday feeling friday haha anybody agree?
Frankie Tanks ya teams season
>>144393564cubs fucking own you, stupid bitch
YER OUT
>>144393583not even close
>roasts your city connects in your path
>>144393623keith is a turdinal legend
>>144393623To be fair I hate them too lol, I know a lot of phillies fans who don't either.
>>144393623The mets city connect is shit outside of the hat
>>144393676objectively I do not like them but I also do not like the met's city connects.
>>144393679I agree
>get two outs easily>AAAAAHHHHHHHHCome on nola get it together>>144393685I don't like most teams manfred uniforms
>>144393697They should honestly redo it and keep the hat Legitimately a wonderful hat though
>>144393676even bryce hates them
Royals fans really are like this. The Yankees are not scared of a team they've kicked around for 35 years.
favorite places to poo in the lou?
do you guys like schwarbombs?
>>144393725Please make your own general to discuss teams outside the NL. Thanks
>>144393732reddit: the player
>>144393725>reading some literal whos blogthat was where you fucked up
>>144393709I just wanted an all black jersey with some red. I didn't want them to go full retard and they went full retard
>>144393757lol get fucked faggot maybe one day you and pete can eat each others greasy shit
>>144393732OH WOW
>>144393623I wouldn't be caught dead in any City Connect rags.
do you guys think pete dresses himself or does he have someone who helps him pull his pants up and tie his shoes?
>>144393732I do not like Schwarbombs but his wife is a thicc hottie
>>144393759This is Royals Review, pretty much their largest fansite. It's as much of a hugbox as you'd think.
>>144393807his shoes are velcro, but have a permanent false tie on the top flap
>>144393789the only reason they started making the city connects was to get dummies to buy more merch, and no one will ever convince me otherwise.
>>144393833this is the face of a man who just shit himself
You guys think Castellanos likes to watch?
>glug glug glug glug ahhhhh
>>144393834Well I hate City Connect uniforms. All of them. Garbage bags look better.
>>144393847GOOD ONE
>>144393852kek is that harper's brand?
STRIKE!
>>144393847
>faggottv+when i come to power we are arresting and executing rob manfred
Mariners!
>>144393871idk tbqh I noticed a lot of guys drinking water out of glass now though. does bohm still have the moonshine jug?
>>144393732i'd schwarb all over her bombs if you catch my drift
Mets really aren't biting much, but Nola is throwing great 2 strike pitches
whats it taste like? should i buy some?
>>144393882>>144393902women are not property, CHUD
glassman…
>>144393928it tastes like water
>>144393928Probably like water
Where's the rat? Not playing today?
I think it’s cool you can buy tranq off some guy before walking into the stadium
>>144393940meh, with or without him in the postseason the dodgers will choke just fine
how the fuck do the dodgers still win games with all their starting pitchers being hurt.
reminder that every team starts the game being no hit so even if it's the first inning you're allowed to call games no hitters
>>144393882Mr. Mets LOVES this!
>apple tv
anglels
DOYERS ARE GONNA FUCKIN LOSE.OLSON FOR A CYCLE TODAY
>>144393978Not if theres a hit on the first pitch
>>144393987Is that the parlay? Loser?
>>144393978imagine needing any innings other than the 9th to score
>>144393834then why don't they allow teams to have as many alternates as they want?
>>144393987
>>144394007You are absolutely correcthttps://youtu.be/ZvHDomx7ZCk?si=Jp9y1YqXw1G56aG1
gayber torres fucking sucks
>>144393928bags of sand and salty pennies
how do 5-7 year olds afford such expensive seats behind home plate?
>>144392829It's a mixture of toxic cheese wiz and inferiority.
>>144394048racketeering
>>144393928let me guess, you need more?
Berds vs Berds is live. And Gausman is already in trouble
>>144394048>he wasn't born with a 7+ figure bank account
>>144394062Plastic gives you the gay
>>144394050>inferiorityweird cuz were the #1 team in baseball
>strauss logo already on the pitching mound
>>144394062let me guess, you need more?
>>144394080i hate it so much bros.
>>1443940162021
Cool Nola got 2 outs, now try getting the 3rd without 30 more pitches.
>>144394092maybe you shouldnt have waited til your team put together a win streak to buy tickets
I hate these Apple TV graphics.
>>144394111
>>144394108Sweet thanks
I could use a nice hard ass fucking right now
>>144394175myteamsrival fan btw
>letting fast freddie steal on youjust disband this franchise desu
>>144394175go cubs
>>144394175gapeway arse kek
NICE HANDS IGGY
Don't get picked off Rojas
4 bloop singles this inning
get FUCKED
You fucking idiot
Lets watch in what inning Fedde will be shelled.
SPRINKLING in atlanta lawd have mercy
MVP caliber play here tbqh
Springer gambled on another bloop single and lost
Cmon Yanks do some damage.
Red Sox about to give the game away already
Rangers hit the jackpot.https://nitter.poast.org/PitcherList/status/1833287840563605902>ROCKERBALL
redsoxbros…that was WAY TOO CLOSE. take fitts out of the fucking game.
>>144394132yeah they suck ass.jazz just missed that grand slam
>>144393987!!!
nice hitting olson
who the fuck is landon knack
There's a lot of good games today.
>>144394360DOUBLE ACHIEVEDTIME FOR THE REST
>>144394380and two of them matter
kek they thought it was gone
As much as I want the Ms to lose for divisional reasons, I will never actively cheer for the Rags
>>144394398too much hard contact that inning
>>144394346I would've been fine with a two run single, but that's not how the Yankers do things. Would've been kino though. Happy with Schmidt so far.
Wait isn't that a balk bu Quintana?
>>144394436no runners on, he got charged a ball
>>144393140????
>>144394444digits, the meme goes to the padres
>Strauss and MLB commercial after the first inningjust make us all get their logo tatted on our foreheads already
>strauss ad behind the plate in atlantathe germans won....
>>144394440They called it a pitch timer violation though
Sneks
>>144394471oh they even have a virtual ad on the mound
>>144394474yea because he didn't deliver the ball, and wouldn't have been able to in time. I don't think you can balk with no runners on for a ball, unless you pitch from off the rubber.
curse that phone on her lap
>>144394141That's crazy I forgot this guy existed. I used to watch his videos like 10+ years ago.
Yankees said Domínguez couldn’t be called up unless he could play every day and yet he hasn’t played every day. Curious.
>>144394506Yea you're right, I always thought there was some penalty for doing a balking action with no runners on
>>144394498remember when ballpark ads used to be on mechanical signs that shifted horizontally to change the ad every inning?
Reminder: the Royals are not a playoff threat. They only are in it, because Manfred hands out participation trophy playoff spots. With overperforming free agents, a pigshit bullpen, half the roster not even being 9 hitters on most teams, and two senior citizens in Perez and Gurriel, they'll go right back to losing 100+ in 2025, and likely 110+.
Angels
I hate Apple TV games so much it's unreal
>>144394077well the NL bye team in the ploffs has never won the World Series so by all means, Doyers, please overtake us
ALVY BABY
>>144394570Speaking of glass Degrom is pitching
TROLL!!!
>has not hitter going>give up hit>and another>and then a HRQuintessential Nola outing.
doggie doos kek!
alvarez my nigga
EL TROLL
ffs knack god damn it
>>144394573>kino apple video quality>radio feed built inwhat's not to like
FRAN-KIEBOOM-AYE-YEFRAN-KIEBOOM-AYE-YE
>>144394589slut
troll owns the phentanyl philthies
>>144394573>he doesn't TAP THAT APP and listen to Ben and Joe on 680 The Fan
>wildcard race teams both go up 3-0
>>144394373
>Fransisco Alvarez is back
>>144394573they're way better now compared to when they had katie nolan saying useless shit
Instead of being forced to watch an interview with some outfielder taking up half my TV America should get some baseball cheerleaders like South Korea or just import the South Korean ones.
FENTANYL PHILS>FENTANYL PHILS
NL wildcards should be mets, braves, cubs. faggotbacks and poodres are irrelevant small markets without fans and its bad for baseball for them to make it.
That lucky autist just got to feel Taryn's hand on his shoulder!
>>144394624Based
>>144394481Brewbacks :3
the mets are scaring me how good they are right now...
>>144394603>>144394636>>144394661I'm sorry, but did the Phillies already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 5th inning. Does not having the lead in the 5th count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the game is still on? The Phillies are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NL East for how many months now? They're playing one of the worst teams in MLB who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Friday night game. But you know what? They still fucking suck.
>>144394585
Knack is throwing bp right now
>It really is going down to the fucking weekday series in Atlanta
>>144394624i'll have a talk with steve cohen about getting some oriental attractions at citi field
How much longer is Thomson going to let this go on?
>landon knACK
>>144394670I was smiling til the end there >:(
This kid ain't it Doyerfags
>critical end of season game for the dodgers>starting a rookie no one's heard of???? roberts
>doyers
>>144394685ye of little phaith. were talkin bout the fightins.
It really shows you how little respect networks like Apple TV, Fox, and ESPN, have for not only the game of baseball, but their own viewers that they think they need to interrupt the game every few minutes with interviews.
>>144394698he had been pretty solid. this is his worst outing by far.
>>144394702He’s just there to collect a paycheck he doesn’t actually manage anything
i thought the dodgers were good...?
what does this nigga even do???
dodgers should get 10 wins taken away for throwing games
doyers suck
>>144394645Chadres going to knock out big brother off of postseason, or maybe a Phillies rematch up, who knows? Can't wait for playoffs!
>>144394670I’m not reading that shit
>>144394702Schellenbeast is a rookie too
>>144394706He's given up 5 hits, 3 runs this inning and almost has 90 pitches with one out
>>144394707It's infuriating Honestly wish all those shit networks would get a clue and stop doing those interviews
awkward in game interview here
>>144394734it's pasta newfag
Frankie’s just fucking with them at this point
LETS GO BRANDONYEP IM VOTING FOR TRUMP
>3 run dingers
NIMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KEK PHILTHIES
Cool thanks Thomson, I can stop watching early now. >Nola clearly lost it>keep him in >game is lost>take him outExcellent managing.
holy shit the Mets are actually going to win the division
>>144394750I’m gonna read that shit
>Brandon Nimmo hitting a bomb off a white pitcher/catcher batteryI feel like I've entered the matrix. I'll take it though
ON MY BEST DAYI’M A CHILD OF GOD
the mets the mets the mets
Philthies kek
WHY CANT THE FUCKING METS LOSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING PHILLIES WHY DO YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!
>$25m a year over 7 years for that big game performanceKEK PHILTHIES KEK
>>144394707I never liked the interviewing of position players during play and I can barely hear the P.C. Richard and Son whistle on this Apple feed.
screencap this post for when the phils win 10-8.
Hahahaha the Mets own the Phillies
>winning a game in the 5th inning against the phillies is like winning the world series for Mets fans
>>144394809My boys <3
>Nimmo finally gets a home run>Alvarez finally hitting againCome on Mets keep chugging
fuck you doyers, you're supposed to beat the braves
>>144394824Imagine if Pete becomes less than useless
i dont know why mets fans get so worked up. winning a game still doesnt cure being a faggot.
>>144394818>AHHHH METS FANS ARE HAPPY THEIR TEAM IS WINNING AHHHHHH SAVE ME NOLAMAN
can the Mets actually take the NL East from the Phillies?
>>144394827>doyers beating good teams around playoff timeThey’re just doing the practice run for the real thing
Why couldn't the mets play like this all damn season?
>>144394845It would be extremely painful...
>>144394827send us your starter then, twat
>>144394845Probably not, but they're a legit wildcard threat especially with the runs wildcard teams have been going on in the playoffs. These wildcard teams don't give a fuck and go all out.
>>144394854Because they’re cheating
this is a hot tub game for the phillies, they will clinch easy while everyone heals up and relaxes in the beautiful establishments of Rittenhouse square and old city while the braves and mets destroy one anotheryou guys don't even watch baseball lmao
Nice catch Gausman
>>144394829why is she so fucking fat?
>>144394845kino baseball moment>>144394845I don't think it'll happen, but Mets just need to keep winning and focus on the WC
>>144394783whore
>>144394854The Mets are clearly cheating and have the most favored wrong calls going there ways out of every teamCan't pass the opportunity to get two new York teams over the injured braves
>>144394341I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE YOU FITTS <3
>>144394890So it's whore now?
>>144394845We've seen crazier shit before.>>144394854May was their worst month by far. way too many blown saves, and way too many inconsistent performances.
You guys didn’t actually think the Phillies would win, right?
>>144394854Except the Mets kinda have. They've had exactly one month this season with a losing record. They were just really, REALLY bad in that month.
>doylers
>>144394582Thought he retired desu
Can the Dodgers not be complete fuck ups please
>>144394886
Miggy Ro!
>>144394894stale bit >>144394910They started off 0-5 too lol but yea, they've played way past expectations.
miggy ro!
>>144394910It's easy to win games when you get the most favored incorrect calls out of all teams.The umps were given the order to not allow an injured braves team into the playoffs
miggy ro>420ftW E D D SEDDS
Why does Ron mention “a cold one” every single broadcast? Is he an alcoholic?
Howie Rose is top-tier comfy
Ohtani needs to lay off the PEDs
>>144394960you don't enjoy a nice ballgame and a cold one?
>>144394894Hey cusbpie
>>144394910and started 0-5 also. But to be very fair, they were facing tough pitching and a lot of their hitting was awful. Lindor also started like 1-31 or something insane to start the season. I really do not want to remember Wendle and Short at 3rd over Vientos. In retrospect this season is one of the wackiest i've watched.
>>144394960Cold ones and baseball go hand in hand. Are you not enjoying a brewski right now? What are you, a faggot?
>>144394975he's a homosexual
>>144394975based
>>144394977No, I don’t drink. Although I might have to grab a Coors the K corner when I’m at the ballpark with the boys later this month
How has ohtani not been busted for PEDs?Look how fucking thick he is, and you can tell it's not just his genetics.
Vladdy!
>>144394999>No, I don’t drinkngmi
AYOOOAYOOOAYYYY LMAO
>>144395005It’s just all the natto and chicken katsu
Spencer Schwellenbach is gonna be a good one
Phillies are fucking cooked! LOL "best team in the league". Mets are an unstoppable force right now. I am so confident in this team, in fact, that if my NY Metropolitans lose, I will gladly shove my prized Lindor bobblehead up my ass.
>>144394818hey none of them were around last time the mest won anything
>>144395005his head has grown so much in size since he turned pro too, literal barry bonds shit, guess all GOATS gain 5 hat sizes in their mid-20s.
Jose Quintana struggled against the white sox and has thrown 5 shutout innings against the PhilliesMake it make sense
have the orioles had a base runner yet?
Schmidt is looking great bros.
Tied ballgame, the bats woke up the second time around the order
>>144395052Didn't he do well the last time he pitched against them?
>>144395058Fuck you, couldn't even handle the Mets you asshole
Why the fuck do I need apple TV to watch my Dodgers play? This is BULLSHIT. I pay my cable bill so I can watch on sportsnet.
>>144395073Just use streameast boomer
im fat and i need to lose weight
>>144395124just get the vax
>>144395073>he still pays for cable to watch sports
>>144395053No
>>144395124if you won't work out and eat less just take ozempic or accept you're fat
fwiw metsbros, when Thomson puts in one of these AAA long relievers, he's waving the white flag and then the phillies offense gives up toogg, Nola had a perfect game until he absolutely freaked out and gave up 6 runs lmfao
>>144395073just don't watch that shit soulless corporate team faggot
>>144395124Me too but I like drinking beer and eating cheeseburgers.
>>144395073>tvAM radiochad we eatin gooD
>>144395073maybe you should head to your internet babbling brook that has been taken over by the addicts depicted in the acclaimed drama Breaking Bad
fuck you apple tv for not letting a game breathe. I'm switching to radio.
SOLER WHY DO YOU FIELD LIKE A BAD HIGH SCHOOLET
>>144395155What the fuck is she doing
>>144395164>>144395168Just switched to the radio broadcast as well. Fuck Apple TV
>>144395155Now imagine her but white
Hilarious how you anti-Baltimore incels think they'll get perfecto'd when they'll in fact come back to win this game. Be honest, how many of you does pic related perfectly describe?
>>144395168you can switch the audio feed to radio on apple
>>144395195Not me since I didn’t think they would be perfected but I do think they will lose the game.
how can i lose 10 pounds in 2 weeks
>>144395195kek
Lindor just lost his MVP hopes
>>144395155
might get a rain delay in atlanta boysbunch of fans leaving the stands
>>144395155i live in queens and all my female neighbors look like this and act like this
>>144395217fentanyl
>>144395068Is your team on the wild card chase? Sorry, but it's over.
Let's go doyers
And there goes the Perfect game for Detroit
>>144395217cut off your head
eggman rbi :)
>>144395217Ex lax and lots of water
reminder metsfags are /nfl/ double agents
Clutschman always ALWAYS comes through.
>>144395178Because he's a DH that we stuck in right field because we're retarded
>>144395235Braves
>>144395217fasting and cardio. Meditate, read, and write.
>hit probability
when i grew up i wanna be just like lindor!!!
>>144395269>metgersRope
>>144395155god i love black women so much bros
>>144395229damn, when i lived in ridgewood things were different
>>144395217stop drinking
nice ab Will
>>144395271>Meditate, read, and write.white people dont meditate
>>144395217only eat once a day and have it be a healthy meal not some greasy slopexercise.only drink water
The meme ump cam has to end.
>>144395164basedbasedbased
gayvebros...
>>144395310he's been way better this monthhis BA is .250 in september
God DAMN did you see Schwarber's speed?
>>144395340we need all the bats hot because the starters have no shot carrying this team
>>144395345im a mets fan and even i can admit we witnessed pure kino on that infield hit
>>144395315Anyone can sit and mediate. Call it prayer or whatever if you want to, but learning to control the mind is part of learning to maintain the body
It’s not a coincidence that “Juan Soto” is an anagram of “Tuna Joos” Think about it
>>144395387What does it mean?
>>144395387Bravo Nolan
>>144395387rly makes u think
>>144395268Well that sucks, my Jays entered every game of the Mets series with a lead in the 9th inning and only won one game. Doesn't help our bullpen is White Sox tier bad
>watching hispanics play tag while running in circles
>>144395381>learning to control the mindthat never really happens though. you can quiet it for a time but that's only with something like sensory depravation
Yankees just not hitting lately.
>Alright. It's Friday night, I have no date, a six pack of tall boys, and my Mets are beating the Phillies. Let's rock.
It’s also not a coincidence that Clayton Kershaw is an anagram of “A lackeys thrown”.This goes deep, like the Marinara Trench or the Bolognese Basin
ITFCB
>>144395387This changed my life
>>144395448except for Domingo German who's an expert at hitting his wife
>>144395455whoa...
>>144395448That's what happens when one of your two good hitters stops producing
>>144395449Oh, look, a drunk Mets fan.Why not go take some oxycodone? Alot healthier
>>144395455or my cock in your ass
Additionally, additionally If you rearrange the letters in "Heaven", you get "Death's Design"
>>144395461taking a fat L today
Mookie Betts is an anagram of “I seek bottom” Uh oh!
>>144395468i don't think he's a yankee anymore
>>144395387>mfw Soto and Judge have been keeping most of the Yankers' home runs to themselves
if we'd only won those games we lost things would be looking up
>Yankees getting shutout by a rookie called a few hours before the game.
>>144395494He’s a Pirate now.
Uh…. frankie?
Imagine being a philly fag right now lmao
Only women and gays use apple products. Women and gays do not watch baseball. Somebody should inform apple that their business tactics are doomed to fail. I refuse to pay for anything with an apple brand on it. Put drag queen story hour on apple tv. That will bring in viewers.
>>144395473>alot
>>144395432Oh fuck, you're right. I guess he better just face the facts and eat the goyslop and watch the mindrot. It's impossible to learn to take a few deep breaths and calm yourself without sensory deprivation which is pretty much torture. Also baseball
>>144395492get your mind out of the gutter
>>144395387>Aaron Judge>Judea groan
>>144395513baseball viewership has collapsed anyway
>>144395492kinda gay
>>144395492that's not even gay dude. women have bottoms
Is there a fruitier active player than Mookie?
>Gaybar TouristWake me up inside
>>144395517don't get salty at me for cleaning up your post hare krishna
are there any men with women bottoms who play or have played baseball?
gayber is fucking garbage get this bush league scrub off my fucking team and take verdugo with him
Man the white Sox are bad
>>144395557ichiro
>>144395543Kike Hernandez is pretty fucking gay.
attaboy dansby!
>>144395564getting swept by the A's at home then setting the loss record completes the humiliation ritual.
>>144395554Saar, pls do the mediationful
SO CLOSE TYLER
>>144395553>>144395561What the fuck was he doing
Flyoutani
>>144395473
LETS GOOO 2 RUN HOMER BY YOSHIDA!!!RED SOX UP 2-0 AT YANKEE STADIUM
BELLI SLAP
belli slap!
why is shohei always like, wincing at things?
Schmidt’s trouble in the 6th strikes again…
>>144395537Every sports viewership has collapsed except the NFL in the US.
this fucking ohtani guy on the red sox hit the fuck out of that one
>>144395604Creampied
Kek stankees
>Leiter Jr. is inMight as well just wrap it up..
>>144395648Creamcubspied
>>144395644yoshida my beloved
>>144395492Kek dookie butts
>>144395585there's just too much white noise
>>144395604The GOAT doing GOAT things
Kansas City Royals is an anagram of “Artsy Cok Analysis”
Gausman keeps cutting it close, don't know how this bullpen is gonna keep a 1 run lead
anagram fags are too clever for their own good
My Yankees should have scored more runs by now.
>>144395632its probably because of everything turning into 20 streaming services all fighting with each other
>>144395604Ha ha ha, very funny! It'll be really funny when one of our esteemed umpires "accidentally" makes a wrong call at a critical time in a Phillies game in the playoffs. Oh, you don't think that's so funny? Should've thought about that before you decided to treat us like laughingstocks, you fucking bitch.
>clearly have a foot injury>mets call it a back injurykek, mets are done
>Linder left the game The Mets will win this game, but at what cost?
>>144395658im female tho
>>144395711>>144395712its soreness. he's fine
>>144395716Tits or gtfo
>>144395712faggot ass mest fans are so obnoxious that I don't feel as bad for him as I should
>>144395703It started before that. MLB and NBA world series and championship games average like 10 million views each game. The opening weekend of the NFL averaged 20 million views each game. It's not even close.
o's need to score NOW
>>144395723Nah he's done rest of the season your done kid fuck you
I'm gay.
>>144395735Keep seething
>>144395755alright be an asshole. he'll be back.
welcome back gatoradecongrats on surviving an inning
>>144395760I'm a Braves fan btw
Zoom zooms are way too ADHD riddled for baseball. They need TikTok sized clips that football provides.
>>144395769he's a big addition. anything that strengthens the pen
I respect Lindor and hope he isn’t hurt.
>>144395741mlb world series averages like 5m rn irrc. its grim
>>144395780basketball is the pro ADHD sportalso gen alpha has way worse adhd
The navy red sox jerseys are nice
>>144395789World Series being jokers like the Rangers and Diamondbacks doesn't help
>getting no hitter'd in the 9th? Let me send in our struggling rookie who has only 3 major league base hits
>>144395786I like Lindor a lot. I don't like mets fags one bit.
Braves have a great organist, I have to say
>>144395803That's why Manfred will be rigging a dodgers yankees world seriestotal expansion fag death
>>144395805>i should let the shitty rookie lefty hit the lefty over the shitty rookie righty
>>144395816Our organist is a complete memelorf and it's great
>>144395789Last year it was 9.5 million I think.
>>144395820they honestly need to do it for the sake of keeping baseball alive
>detoilet
>>144395809what is it about us
bader bombahahahahahaha fuck you philly
oh my god master bader
Gunnar saved the day
Francisco Lindor is an anagram of “Sir Nordic Falcon”
Save some for tomorrow
rizzo is so washed
3 3 333
Remember that fag who was shitting on Bader a few days ago
Hey /mlb/
Slide you jackass!
The Mest are cheating...again
>>144395877wanna go on a date
Cora’s juiced ball allowance is up.
recycle>>144392706>>144392706>>144392706
THREE 3 RUN HOMERS!!
My fucking Metropolitans
all the bad guys are losing
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>144395867That was me, what about it
Awesome play by Vladdy at third and that's how you keep a lead!>bullpen timeIt's over
>Trevor Story first home run of the season
HOLY BASED GARBAGE TIME PETE
We're in rough shape, but it's not over 'til the fat lady sings.
