get outta my way cuntprev >>144396508
Dricus Du Plessis
>>144401231
I hope Merab grinds O'Malley's face into the canvas for 25 minutes. I hope it's a real shitfest that exposes O'Malley's lack of grappling. I hope it makes Dana tear his hair out (haha just kidding, Dana is as bald as he is classless). I hope O'Malley's fringe gets rubbed off his head by the sheer pressure of Merab grinding him into the canvas, and this is the start of his balding, the first step towards total Norwood. I hope Merab suplexes O'Malley around the octagon, laughing and dancing while O'Malley tries to get back to his feet, only to shoot yet another takedown the second that he does. I hope each round ends with Merab holding O'Malley down and shouting incomprehensible gibberish over to Dana, and Dana has to sit there and fake a smile and nod his head, as though he wouldn't like to open the cage door and pull out a revolver and blow Merab's brains out, and help O'Malley to his feet and shout "And still!" But ultimately he cannot, and Dana can do nothing but watch O'Malley get tossed around like salad and scrambled egg, they're calling again. I hope Merab takes his time on the mic at the end of the fight, and shouts more incomprehensible gibberish into it, and I hope as he does all the crowd leaves, all of them shuffling out as Merab rants. I hope he calls out McGregor, in a way that nobody even understands until Joe Rogan translates from gypsy, and I hope he adds a cheeky "eef Daner lets him fight" to compound the humiliation. I hope DC and Jon Anik have to spend 25 minutes finding ways to compliment Merab wrestle fucking O'Malley with 1 significant strike thrown per minute. I hope Rogan has to concede, live on air, that O'Malley needs to work on his getups, and in turn I hope Joe Rogan has to admit, live on air, that O'Malley is 'not the real deal', and that he starts to pivot to Merab being some kind of MMA God, because they built up O'Malley so much, that now they have to act like Merab is the GOAT otherwise their baseless hype is exposed.
>>144401260would be pretty funny if Merab wins desu, either this way or through a one in a million heemok im picking merab even though he's utterly chinless
whittaker demolishes AIDS-riddled khamzat and then outpaces and brutally outstrikes dricus in the rematchthe reaper's redemption is coming soon soon
imagine dana grimacing as hes forced to put merabs little gremlin face on a poster
Sean O'Malley vs. Merab DvalishviliAlexa Grasso vs. Valentina ShevchenkoBrian Ortega vs. Diego LopesDaniel Zellhuber vs. Esteban RibovicsRonaldo Rodriguez vs. Ode Osbourne
>>144401303little gremlin is a good way to describe merab
I'm voting kamala
>>144401342Sean O'MalleyAlexa GrassoBrian OrtegaDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodriguez
>>144401342o'malleyshevchenkolopeszellhuberosbourne
>>144401342AzucarGrassoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
>>144401342Sean (ideally want to see Merab wins but come on now)Grasso (decision)OrtegaZellhuberTSUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu
>>144401260you just know the animal that typed this out ain't English. nasty little vermin you are mate
>>144401342Sean O'MalleyGrassoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
>>144401342O'MalleyGrassoOrtegaZellhuberRodriguez
>>144401447u look fly 2 day
>>144401260Merab doesn’t hold people down and most of his takedowns get stuffed
>>144401260>to compound the humiliationFucking poetry, lmao
>>144401342omalleyshevchenkolopesribovicsosbourne
TOTAL MEXICAN DEATH
>>144401342i have read the akashic recordsmerGODAssoOrtegaThe UberCartel
>>144401342"Zucchero" Siano OmalliAlessia GrassoDiego LopiniStefano RibovicciRonaldo Rodrighi
>>144401342merabvalentinabrianestebanode
>>144401342O'MalleyGrassoLopesRibovicsRonaldo
>>144401610bratha, sean is giovanni
>>144401213Alexa Grasso has better boxing than Alexa Pereira
Grasso is my girl, Grasso is my giii-iiiirl, Grasso is my girl, Grasso is my giii-iiiirl
>>144401917sean strickland has better boxing than you
Valentina might be the better fighter but Alexa is /ourgirl/, that makes her better
We don’t watch wmma here
>we
>>144401342O Malley Grasso OrtegaZellhuber Rodriguez
>>144401342OmahlegGassoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
>>144401342DvalishviliGrassoOrtegaZellhuberRodriguez
>less than 24hrs before ufc noche once in a lifetime 306 >less than 40 posts in /heem/little sean is NOT a draw
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>144402255This is Strickland’s boxing coach by the way.Obviously he wasn’t learning striking from a football player.
>>144402255In general or the whole sending a concussed guy out to fight who then died thing?
>>144402349no it's not, strickland doesn't work with dewey pooper, openly trashes him and says he's a shit coach
>>144401693Isn't that John?
>>144402357who died
Do people really find Grasso hot?
>>144401342MerabGrassoLopesZellhuberRonaldo
>>144402492Some pillowtapper called Ardi Ndembo
Kek even I know italian names better than the natives
>>144402558Grasso is more cute than hot
>>144402470Sean is John
>>144402686Just looked it up, Giovanni Omalli will heem
Would’ve much preferred oliveria vs hooker tbqhwy
Real heemsters of taste will know that in Sergio Leone's Fistful of Dynamite the main characters are called Sean and Juan for a reason
Sean Seones
Juan Juanes
Zesty Nigga
>>144402968say no more.
>>144402357in general
ausländer raus
SHATTA FAKAAASHATTA FAKAAASHATTA FAKAAASHATTA FAKAAA WILL HEEM ODE OSBOURNE TONIGHT
Unironically, should Paulo go back to his old fighting style or should he continue on working to be technical?
>>144403225I agree with the donkey, he has been irrelevant since the Izzy fight
>>144403087He’s a hypeman with a coaching license. This whole Vegas bubble is weird regarding their attention whoring
>>144403200what the fuck is that screenshot, dysgenics city?
>>144403390Zellhuber looks good
>>144403268why are you calling him donkey?
K-1 will be better than noche
>>144403557Banter b, rab c nesbitt is proficient at it and unlike the more undesirable bong poster he's probably never fri*ked a donkey so won't take it personal and spam the thread in response
>>144403339tell me about his sleeve
Alexa Grasso footjob
>>144403933I am considering this post, will report back when I have reached a definite conclusion
https://youtube.com/shorts/1WEGt291mug?si=D8EDIZ4Lx23dz8u-
I still haven't got an answer as to how Volkanovski could ever weigh 95kg at his height, it's impossible. You guys really make me wonder about yourselves sometimes
Alexa Grasso, trabajo de pies por favor
>>144403933yes, pleasemy meng wouldn't last a round
when you're in a simping for ugly disgusting bitches competition and your opponents are heem and pw
>>144404513You're on the sports board at least half the threads are gooning over someone mid just because they sweat in public
>>144404413You just know they had sex ("lesbo style")
Alexa "Asso" Grasso
>>144404661hes been emotionally damaged by us kek
>>144404661And you do it because you're within 10 feet of children and breaking your asbo Mustafa
>>144404661>>144404684Pakibong and drunk scot stop talmbout dagestani men for five minutes of solidarity, very touching
Do not care for the anti-Finnish sentiment in this general. That is the business of Swedes and Swedes only.
>>144401793It's crazy how much the women have improved and how skillful they are all round. No idea how they still say wmma is shit. It's fair to say you don't like it but to say they're not good is just dumb
Hey Dana... I'm ready for my title shot!
>>144401793My spaghetti nigga Chuckie Z looking more than a bit haggard there
>>144404798most wmma fighters are still dogshit. only a handful are actually good, and they are miles ahead of the rest of the rankings.
marina rodriguez has the best striking in wmma
>>144404798alot of the fighters are still shit tho, alexa/valentina both are an exception. they're good but the average menmma are still better than them
when it comes to offense, merab has o'malley's kryptonite... but unfortunately his defense is complete dogshit and he will run into a shot like a retard and go to sleep.
valentina is the best but she fights too conservatively and allows her opponents to get into the fight. if she would just have aggression like diego lopez she would finish these girls before they could even get a read. that's the only reason she even lost to nunes. she waited until the fight was halfway over to put any volume out. she is like the female petr yan
And I'm keeping this retarded post just in case
matt brown looks like a guy from the south who goes to the fishin hole every sunday morning instead of church. he doesn't really look like a fighter.
>>144405064it's true though. she's got that aggressive mooey thai style. she is filling the void jj left. grasso has decent boxing but it's really stiff looking and she can't kick.
>>144405085not really. she has great grappling. izzy has zero ground game
>>144405072testing out your routine, brendan?
If you wouldn't let Jessica Andrade slap your girlfriend's ass in the club and muscle in on her you're not a real one. Not a real one at all.
>>144404873I know this, I'm not talking about the bad ones, there are quite a few high level slags now, and that's it. Saying that shcevchenco fights are a joke doesn't make sense still
>>144404943You are a homosexual so I didn't read
>>144405181clearly a mistake. she had grasso int he most dominant position in grappling, the crucifix, and got it easily. conor defended khabib's takedowns extremely well until he didn't.
>>144405197>jessica will never load you up on rhino pills and then latch onto your hips to use you as a strap on to slam her harem of obese hue lesbians
>>144405181grasso lost to felice herrig...
>>144405239proof, hohol pig?
>>144405276I don't save your comments because they make me SICK
if alexa grasso wasn't a 6/10 when she had makeup on nobody would hype her like they do
>>144405269When someone hits me with the whole "life is worth living" line I just tell them this. Shuts them right up
diego lopez is the only mexican I like and he's from brazil
What the hell is a hohol pig? You guys are getting high level with this handicap speech. Nearly as high level as Grassos striking
>>144405300nice proof u got there, """hohol pig"""hey zelensky u missed this one, conscript his pig ass to the frontline
I was looking at grasso's record yesterday and realized that she has fought almost nobody in the top 10. how the fuck did she even get the title shot? i don't remember. there are lots of girls taht would give her a hard fight. also, she's ranked p4p without fighting all those people? lol
>>144405433Shev was dominant for awhile so there wasn't anybody else.
Jesus. Atleast we still have the Blue Cross Savant around today, that's what saves it from total darkness. It's a shame I'm not allowed to talk to him anymore
hello darkness my old friend
what ever happened to that brandon moreno guy? literally nobody talks about him anymore and he was one of the most hyped guys. do mexicans really unboy their own that fast?
>>144405433That Giant faced Latina would wreck her, it would be fun to see haha, shame they aren't the same weight
why dont nina drama interviews grasso? does she hate grasso or vice versa or sumth
>>144405762The answer is most likely lesbian sex to some degree
>>144405762she doesn't want another goblina to get attention because she wants to be the most lusted after goblina by desperate mma chuds with shit taste in women
who is the most handsomechad in ufc?
ai caramba hermanos can't believe it's finally ufc 306 riyadh season™ el noche caliente day, arriba arriba!
>>144405864BUT WHY!?
>>144405870> celebrating a mexican holiday on us soilthese motherfuckers can't leave us alone
the mexicans are taking jobs from american ufc fighters who could have been on the card.
>>144405983
>>144405830possibly but unlikely>>144405831most likely the answer, shame i wanna see her ask about grasso's feet
>>144401213UFC 306 last minute official card rating
>>144401342SeanGrassoOrtegaZellhuberRonaldo
>>144406133>we dont care desu>we
>>144401342O'MalleyShevchenkoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
>>144404943Alexa and Valentina suck too, put them in male bodies and they would be regional bums
>>144406235my hood dont fw womens fights
>>144401342>O'Cuckley>Grasso ;3>T-City>Zellhuber>Goonerboy
>>144401342Merab DvalishviliValentina ShevchenkoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodriguez
>>144406133Useless post.
>>144401342O'MalleyGrassoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
wmma is not the same without joanna. her vs weili was the pinnacle of wmma. a lot of what makes wmma bad is not the lack of skill, but the lack of aggression and finishing instinct. 90% of wmma fights play out like a sean strickland fight.
Remove the last 3 fight and the rest of the card could be apex prelims
there is nothing sexier than a woman who comes to swang n bang. a woman wit dat dawlg in her. a woman that fights like a man. that shit makes me diamonds. somethin somethin strong sons.
>>144406133please stop making these, they're just depressing
>>144406479for me, it's big titties
>>144406502Why are they depressing
I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY!
How are the last minute ticket prices? I can't imagine them selling out $1,000 nosebleeds.
>>144406454It's in the freakin sphere dude
ALL THE FIGHTERS STINK AND EVERY CARD IS BAD LETS GO BABY FIGHT NIGHT WOOOOOOOO!
How will Merab try to grapple with a dude 2x his height
"Suga" Sean "Tarzan" Strickland
anything happen at the official weigh ins i didn't see any of it
>mfw this card
>>144406632Heard some fighters weighed in
>>144406626That's literally the best advantage as a wrestler
A love letter to the messican peoples
There is no reason the average WMMA shouldn't look like this.
>>144406555they're the opposite of hype, always detached and disinterested, made with all the passion of someone with nothing better to do
>>144406710I want to see Mikey Musumeci be violated by her
>>144401342Sean "The Schaub Show" O'Malleygrassbrianzellron
lets all bully canada
>>144401342Merab Dvalishvili Alexa GrassoBrian Ortega Daniel Zellhuber Ronaldo Rodriguez
>>144406891*bullies you*
Don’t be surprised if Belal beats Shavkhat. Technically sound, boring but highly effective meat and potatoes fighter vs…what does Shavkhat do exactly? What specialist skills does he possess that sets him apart? On paper Shavkhat should win because of the heem percentage for his wins plus the age factor, but breaking down the fight it’s easy to see how Belal just neutralizes him in a boring decision.
nigger word
>>144407028
>>144401342Sean "Sugar" O'MalleyKaren Alexa Grasso MontesDiego Lopes da SilvaDaniel Olivera "The Golden Boy" ZellhuberRonaldo "Lazyboy" Rodriguez
>>144407024Who gives a fuck dude it's fight night.
Merab is a fucking dumbass. Why tf would you post your injury and giving your opponent a huge advantage? I hope this little fuck gets fraud checked.
Be surprised if Belal beats Shavkhat. potatoes fighter vs specialist skills. On paper Shavkhat should neutralize him in a boring decision.
Are these gums common amongst mexicans?
Alexa Grasso foot worship
Shavkat and Diego Lopes don't pass the eye test
>>144407289hope daner robs this dog of his brain health and rips him off financially
Don't be surprised if Shavkat literally kills Belal inside the octagon. It might not be boring, but it will be a spectacle nonetheless.
>benson henderson is boxing todayWho knew
>>144401342>Sean O'Malley>Alexa Grasso>Diego Lopes>Daniel Zellhuber>Ronaldo Rodriguez
Ignacio Bahamondes is Belal's main sparring partner. Bet the house of Bahamondes
>>144407586Sparring partners of champions just get beat up by the champion. Merab is the outlier.
>>144407505>being on the undercard of a women boxing matchbeyond grim
why do people like charles olivera so much. he's a quitter against elite talent
>>144407586Artem Lobov was Conor main sparring partner.
>>144401342MerabShevchenkoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
>>144407729he is surprisingly well spoken and humble and fans have just been watching him for an eternity it feels like
>>144401342Suga Shevchenko Ortega Ribovics Rodriguez
>>144407729Exciting fights >
>>144407729people relate to that
>>144401342MerabGrassoLopesRibovicsRonaldo
How are we enjoying the start of the Uncrowned era my fellow heemsters?
greatest sporting event in history btw
test
>>144408067If he walks into a dark alleyway alone the Brothas might mistake him for someone else
>>144407505Execute whomever made that poster
>>144406570
>>144408093nah the brothas can recognize the victim's body, they're already familiar with his body
>>144408105>octogonAbsolute status
This event is going to be a disaster. People will hate it and demand their money back because the sphere isn’t set up for fights
purchase el ufc sphere!!! turki nachos
it's literally just a big 4d cinema lmoa
Sean won't win because Merab can't lose
>>144407586Typically a champion's sparring partner ends up a total canIslam and Merab are exceptional in that regard
>>144401342O'CuckleyGrassoOrtegaZellhuberRodriguez
Flash Gordon took the sparring partner curse for Nacho bet the house on a Bahamondes
Michael Chandler isn't raising black children he is just raising children
>can't outstrike o'malley>can't take down o'malleymerab's only path to victory is surviving the first few rounds without getting knocked out and hope o'malley gasses out.
>>144408273Raising isn't the right word. it's more like "cultivating"
>>144408273they aren't black anymore because he has stolen their blacksplosiveness for himself
K-1 will liberate /heem/
It's going to be really funny when Merab just magically takes O'Malley down at will like Belal did to Leon and /heem/ is once again exposed as grapplets
It's gonna be funny when the whole event gets canceled because there's a technical error where the sphere will be unusable for days
It cannot be stressed enough, Merab really, really, REALLY does not care if he actually hits the takedown. He wants the pressure and position that comes from forcing his opponents to defend a single leg, actually taking them down is secondary to his strategy. He REALLY does not care if they defend ten in a single round
>>144408289>can't take down o'malleyuhhhh if you say so
>>144408323>>144408292is chandler really harvesting black orphans for their stem cells bros? are the rumors true?
I'M DA KING OF /HEEM/ AND WITHOUT ME THIS WHOLE SHIP SINK
>>144408488people whine about how many failed attempts merab gets but that doesn’t really matter considering he still lands a shitloadif you fail 90% of your 100 takedown attempts you still won every round of the fight
>>144408542Wow what a rare flag haha
>>144401260Ok now I want an Merab win
>>144408583haha *gives you wedgie*
Dr. Hapman Chandler
merdabbing the dvalishvili lads
>>144401342MerabShevchenkoLopesRibovicsRodgiguez
>>144408361sean is a better wrestler and grappler than merab
who the fuck is merab?
>>144408361Merab is a chinlet. He’s getting KO’d
Ape Chandler
>>144408289traitor to your people
>>144408665The guy ducking Umar
>>144408542Pendejo... you not Cubano. Viva la Raza essay. Eh white boy? We run heem. And I'm voting for Donald Trump 2024 home. I've been here 15 years and I love America. But first and foremost I'm proud to be Cubano. You got that homie?
It's going to be reallllllllyyyy funny when Merab does what he did to Yan to O'Malley
...THIS time!
Belal will NOT be able to take Leon down his lateral movement is too good
Merab will lose to a striker THIS time
Know why they call him suga? Cause when the commission asked him what his nickname was, he said "I'm a sucka, jive fool." And the commission heard "I'm a suga, hype cool." So his real nickname should be Sean "Sucka" O'malley in fact ("Sucker" == term for someone who's easily fooled; an imbecile or moron)
>>144401342Sean O'boyAlexa GrASSoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodriguez
WE DID IT! WE DID IT, REDDIT!! BREAK OUT THE RED BURHKA!! ISLAM WON!!! KEBAB IS GOAT!! HALAL FOR EVERYONE!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!! FREE PALESTINE!!!
just heard about Sucka Sean O'Malleycrazy stuff
>merab>several legitimate losses>sugar schaub>a single fluke lossthe calculations have been done
The knockdown will be there for Merab Dvalishvili.
>>144401342SugaGrassoLopesEstebanRonaldo
Should Bo legally change his last name to nigger?
Sean "Ligma" O'Malley
>>144408927first name would be better
Merab by sub.>b-but Merab doesn't know how to su-He learned.
sexo con latinas
Is anyone ordering M-EAT by Khabib for UFC 306?!?!?
>>144409032The FUCK is a ni-burger? Dagestani rats.
>>144408927>>144408942>Should Bo legally change his last name to nigger?Yes but he should also change his first name from Bo to Buck
is horse meat good? i remember back in ag class my teacher said something about he was happy that horse meat was legal to sell again or something and that was back in 2013 or 2014
>>144409058MMA?
>>144408778how is swedish humor somehow less funny than the germans
>>144401342Merab DvalishviliValentina ShevchenkoT CityEsteban RibovicsRonaldo Rodriguez
>>144409072we don't watch that crap here
Sean "if anybody in the crowd would like to fuck my wife please dm me on Instagram after the fight for more information, please I really need someone to fuck her tonight. Bonus points if you have a BBC" O'Malley!!!
A prayer is an acclamation of the heart.
>>144409096he's our resident retard, just smile and ignore him
Soi is the optimal protein for MMA
>>144409107>we
>>144409096See>>144409116Huh. Seems like the american comedic wit is an acquired taste...In the same sense that soap is!!
>>144409096Sometimes the Swede strikes gold and it really gets me. For example when he called Israel Adesanya Nigger Hitler.
>>144409195Swedes eat soap?>>144409128Now i understand
>MUCH LIKE SOAP IS!!
>>144409216i didnt ask for your job description
I AM GOING TO ILLEGALLY STREAM UFC NOCHE
>>144409280UFC Nonce in your case, heh
>>144409280good luck in federal fucking prison
>>144409280same
Stand on my cash, now a nigga tall
>>144409280respect
>>144409096humor?
>>144409280This card isn't even worth stealing
>>144409295i like you blatte, but you ever say that to me irl and ill peel the skin off your face with a spoon
>>144409390UFC Nonce
>>144401342O'Malley GrassoLopesRibovicsRodríguez
>>144409386I'm not gonna watch it, im gonna be sleeping. But I am going to steal from dana as a matter of principle.
If Chandler knocks out Oliveira I might kill myself
>>144409390UFC nonce
>>144409390You couldn't peel your own lazy tukhus off the couch, pal
>>144409423i'd bite your eyes out svartskalle
>>144409421well now I'm rooting for it
>>144409460stfu bubbleheaded somalian
>>144409475What the fuck man why
>>144409419So be it. Don't be surprised if you wake up and see this looming above you
There's an angry nonce in the thread right now, stay safe guys
Why did they book Oliveira vs. Chandler 2? Who wants this
Can you share stream, pls?
>>144409512They need fights for November
The sphere is demonic
>Lo que va pasa es que te voy a partir tu puta madre>Y tu lo sabes en el sparring JOTEASTE JOTEASTE>Pues aqui estoy pendejo de una vez lo arreglamos como vez>OOOOOOH PERDON perdon pero te recuerdo, estas en esta cartelera por mi pendejo>SO SHAT THA FAK AP SHAT THA FUCK UP >Ahorra bien ese cheque, por que es el ultimo que vas a ganar>DESPUES DE ESTA PELEA TE VAS A LA VERGA COMO VEZWhy none of you told me he was this based.
>>144409526What are you even talking about?
>>144409526kys freak
>>144409556He's a can sonit doesn't matter anyways
>>144409526I agree
>>144409489daner nooooooo
>>144409123#movie
>>144409542Haven't heard anything from bryce in awhile. Is he still barreling towards full blown schizophrenia
>>144409634
>>144409634Two washed up fucks who should have just stayed retired
chiwiwis
>>144409694You're going back to whatever shithole country you crawled out of retard
>Come over here, Hapman.
>>144409740Actually I disagree
>>144409688he dies, I laugh
>>144409801Sounds like a you issue
>>144409801
>>144409740Incredible amount of projection in this post
>>144409852What about it
>>144409740Pedophile
0 hype for this card
Chandler fought 5 times in his first two years in the UFC and 0 times in two years after that
>>144409932Need what
>>1444099453 black dicks all up in you!!!!
>>144409939Is that the guy with two black adopted sons? Bit weird raising another man's offspring like that.
>>144406479You'd love Wang "I beat Valentina one time" Cong
>>144409939
>>144409955Sup Vince
/box/bros… is our sport is fake??>>144410052
Who does the dishes after the revolution?
>>144410109wrong thread
>>144410109There's Pereira vs Rountree
I don't like this recent trend of questionable posters appropriating the flag, my culture is not your fashion chuds
>>144401213Fuck Dana
>>144410184Bangkok Ready Rountree fists Pereira's anus
>>144410197His uh striking um looks like he's washing dishes when he punches or whatever ahha
Does anyone have the webm of Schaub asking Hapler if his adopted kids are from Africa and Aceler doing the cuck nod? Thanks in advance.
>>144406710Repulsive
weird that they chose to call it Noche UFC and not Noche Sexoooooooooooooo
Gonna watch this one at an big bar with some friends. Is it acceptable to yel "weem" when such incident occurs onscreen? Thanks everyone.
>>144410409You can see the disdain for manlets
Suga GODn GOAT’malley will heem the goblin and detractors will seethe
>>144410547>5'1"
Sean will win but he goes home to Tim Welsch balls deep in his wifes shit so what the fuck?
Joshua "Wide Open" Weems
When we talk about the fighters in the UFC, they are a fighter in the UFC
I just can’t root for an open marriage guy
>>144410664What do you mean? You have free reins to fuck him if you want
>>144410664Just root his wife b
>>144410409literally bot
bbbbeast of a card smellator
"Suckin'" (on cock) Sean O'Malley
>>144410650
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>144410841TNA of MMAdespite how shit it is, it refuses to die
>>144410841Damn, I don't know a single person there
What makes fighting so exciting is the different aspects of the fight
>>144410999checked
>>144410995I was gonna call you a cazzie then I realized I only recognize two
>>144410924Hey
>47 years of age>live in an absolute shit dump>brain damaged from drug addiction as a young man>weight gain from anti psychotic meds>a diet of multiple pizzas a day doesnt help>agonizing sleep apnea>sad lonely depressed suicidal>find /sp/>try making friends by blog posting>admits to being a pedophile >get roasted so hard almost kill yourself>write a goodbye letter>nobody cares>doesnt actually leave>lifes miserable>late nights from wiping old peoples assholes are getting tough>save a pittance from work>book a holiday in autumn (its cheaper)>arrive, its raining, makes you even more depressed>sat malding in a lonely hostel>post nothing but seethe on /heem/ non stop rather than enjoying holiday>too much of a demented fag to actually do anything of note during holiday>eventually an heros for being such a pathetic subhumanThe finnishmans tale
>>144410841>Grönvall>Finnish flagOH NO NO NO, who's gonna tell him?
will we even be able to see the sphere on the broadcast
>>144401342DvalishviliGrassoOrtegaRibovicsRodriguez
Nothing facilitates a good schaub like a double shot of stove top espresso
>>144411099i take it that’s a swedish name
>>144411117There's a 24 hour live cam b
>>144401342Merab DvalishviliAlexa GrassoDiego LopesDaniel ZellhuberRonaldo Rodriguez
>>144401342MerschaubGrassoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
>>144401342DvalishviliShevchenkoLopesZellhuberOsbourne
>>144411142You take it? You can have it!
>>144401342O'Malley GreasyOrtegaZellhuberRodriguez.
>>144401342O'HeemlyAssoFraud check incomingRyan GarciaPUTA MADRE
>>144411246Haha you're so different with your picks anon, very nice!
>>144411427thanks b, i try
they shouldve put pereira v rountree on this card
>>144401342Merab DvalishviliValentina ShevchenkoBrian Ortega Daniel Zellhuber Ronaldo Rodriguez
>>144411554what? this is the mexico card, every single fighter is mexican, why would they put two non mexicans as the main event?
moop dida bixnood dindu thomas
>>144411616if pereira came out with a mexican flag no one would question it. rountree can claim his great great great grandfather had partial mexican heritage
>>144401342DvalishviliShevchenkoLopesRibovicsRodriguez
>>144411659you're right, that could work
Viva mehico cabrón andale andale
>>144410995How don't you know Diakiese? You're a super cazzie if you don't know him
Why does Daner have such a hard-on for Mexico, anyway?
what annoys me the most about the smaller weight classes is you could challenge those little twerps to a fight and they would be like "y-y-you're in a bigger weight class it isnt fair" like oh I thought you were a fighter you little pussy
welcome to the kevin R nash show
>>144411733CTE(carnitas, tacos, enchiladas)
Alexa "Gay Sex With Women" Grasso
kevin? lee.
>>144411755https://youtu.be/i8wYBCUI0yk
>>144411659>if pereira came out with a mexican flagA certain mexican anon would be delighted
Alexa Grasso toe spread
>>144411732I actually do, but I didn't recognize him outside the ufc
>>144411068Hey man hope you are well. God bless.
>>144411733mexicans are probably the most gullible fanbase to exploit financially
>>144411805Hey man, is it ok if I herk off to your post?
>>144411931Sure bro, I wrote it for you
>>144412017
>>144412024truly the retard of our times
Dan Hooker vs Justin Gaethje in December
>>144412024Tony sees this in his sleep
>>144412179Gaethje lost
thinkin bout yogurt
>>144412024The most retarded man in the ufc, in a sport that is inherently retarded, he stands out as the most retarded.
>>144401342O'MalleyGrassoLopesZellhuberRodriguez
At some point tonight, I will be watching Riyadh Season Noche UFC whilst sitting on the till.
there isnt a single fight over 155 pounds on the card
>>144412165Merab will feel the air from O'Malley punches once and have the same reaction.
Lopes is 1000% getting fraud checked tonight and anybody who doesn't see it a mile away is a huge caz
OOOOOH
post zeems
>>144412477Is that the dude from never back down?
>>144412470>>144412165ghost punching is the new meta
>>144412165>nyehh! stap!
>>144401793grasso has the flattest tits i've ever seen. they're not even tits, they are straight up pecsdoes this bother no one?
>>144412639
Benson Henderson is boxing and winning as we speak
>>144412477
can't wait to see merab shoot 40 takedowns
>>144412658society cannot trust a man whose philosophy is that normal looking feet beat out nice boobs
>>144401793Holy shit Chucky "The enforcer" Pancamo in the back, i guess he got out of prison
>>144412682always scary to see a guy with their eyes open after getting heemed
>>144412723yeh if you don't like big tits I don't view you as a person
>>144412024Thank fuck Garth found fighting because what the fuck would he be doing without it>>144412639My assessment is that it's something to do with PEDs, I always see it with female bodybuilders that juice their chest looks unnatural, elevates hormones you see in men when in women make their boobs look weird. Either way I fucking love it personally with Grasso, she looks sexy and strong.
>>144412754
>>144412782would you fuck grasso though? she has legitimate muscular pecs and rock hard ab insertions with a very big split between the abs. also pretty muscular arms. she still has a cute butt and face though and is ladylike and her body is objectively nice in the sense that she is fitidk if i could fuck her missionary. i have a feeling i'd get fixated on her mannish pecs tightening up as i'm pounding that pussy
Oh no!
>>144412842She kinda has tits when she’s not in weight cut mode
>>144412782Tits are overrated, especially if their tits are saggy (not fun when you take a girls bra off and their boobs look like you've dropped them off a cliff) I want my women to look like a fucking crotchet, huge ass and tight everywhere.
>Tits are overrated, especially if their tits are saggyStop posting
>>144412842yeah the split is where my cum goesthe cum canyon
gay sex with straight men
i heem you then i zeem you
>>144413003>>144413034lads the only kinda tits that suck are tits that have disgusting stretch marks and tits that are so tiny or "sucked out" that they look deflated on the inside when the girl is in cowgirl. that second scenario happened to me with my last gf. she was a 95 lb japanese cougar with mosquito bite titties and she rode me on top one night. when she leaned over to kiss me her tits dropped down obviously and because there was so little there it looked like someone sucked out all the air from the inside and they honestly looked awful. i didn't lose my boner but we had to switch positions asap (she also sucked at riding anyway). she was an absolute sex machine though so still worthhas anyone else seen this sucked out itty bitty titty phenomenon irl?
>>144413034What are you even trying to say? You like saggy tits? I've been with girls with perky small ones and big saggy ones, I can say 1000 times over the smaller ones were better.
heem me once.. shame on you. heem me twice? ..can't heem me again.
>>144413131Stretch marks are hot though
>>144413131It's from all the weight cutting b bitches going on major calorie deficits lose that titty meat.
>>144412742His name is Chuck Zito, Johan and he is an honorary Nordic
>>144413185that would explain it. she was a single mom and i guess that's what happened to her after her milkers dried up since she was already petite to begin with. i need titties i can squeeze and play with
>>144413241That’s a huge saggy skin pouch. Nothing wrong with a few stripes on the arse and Tits
>>144413317i don't mind a bit of healthy cellulite on a fat ass. it gives it a natural look without looking sickly
Martial arts discussion is reaching a new level in anticipation of UFC Noche: O'Malley vs Dvalishvili
>>144413131Haven't had it in real life but have seen it on amatuer vids, there are stuff I didn't think would bother me when I had sex that I saw watching porn. I haven't had saggy boobs on a girl with small boobs, I think anything with a lot of sag is just offputting in general. It sucks because a lot of it can be due to age/genetics.>>144413241Stretch marks can be hot if they're on a girl that's in shape.
>>144413347This seems fair. Craig should have no way of taking it to the ground given Nickal's wrestling skills, and Craig also poses absolutely no danger on the feet. People are saying this is a step up but I think Craig is less dangerous than Heinisch by a fair bit.
>>144413347What are the odds for Nickal by sub? Honestly might hammer it
>>144413405isnt paul craig jones at least a little dangerous from guard considering his bjj focus?
>>144413458He’s saying nickal will just keep it on the feet and hem
>>144413405>HeinischBrundage*>>144413458>>144413476Thank you for clarifying.
this card's gonna flop it's fight night tier except the last 3 bouts
>>144413476ah
Given that Craig was ranked recently, Niggal next fight after that will likely be with a top 15 guy
>>144413527It's in the freakin sphere dude
https://x.com/ufc/status/1835025050849931469?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQThey’ve got olivi begging people to show up early lmao this is grim
>>144413559i'm sure the production will be insane but in terms of the competition it's gonna be a big letdown
>>144413557>fraud check’s another Pennsylvania pussy in your path
>>144413527Who cares? Your life isn't affected by a "poor" investment (and it isn't even that, considering Saudi Arabia is paying for the event and ESPN is paying for the buys ahead of time) by a company that nets a billion dollars in profit. The fact is the fights are bangers across the board. I don't understand why reddit and 4chan are so obsessed with the UFC doing things wrong, even though they only continue to grow bigger.There are at least 7 fights tonight that will be fireworks. If you don't know why you should be excited for guys like Zellhuber, Bahamondes, Ribovics, Lazyboy, Torres, etc., that's on you. They're not ranked today but they will all go down as underground fan favorites at minimum by the time they are done, and at least some of them will be stars tomorrow.
>>144413612lmao
Has bo nickal won a single story
>>144412819what are you laughing at?
>>144413652About what I expected. It's sad as fuck that people like you on /heem/ and redditors are so obsessed with the UFC failing instead of just following the progression of the sport. There are plenty of great fights tonight and we will get a stack of heems.I'm convinced reddit and /heem/ are not for hardcore fight fans, but for circlejerking parrots to feel validated in their meaningless opinions that don't track with reality.
>>144413666i thought the implication was because the knocked out fighter is Asian its hard to tell if his eyes are opened or notbut i just might be racist
>>144413589>another 14 hour day
>>144413458Didn’t look like it against Allen
>>144413692oh I didn't get it, yeah its kind of funny.
lopes will dab on this can tonight
>>144413848Ortega is dangerous. Lopes reminds me of a wilder, less structured, less powerful Charles Oliveira. Going to the ground with Ortega will not be good for him and Ortega can crack on the feet and has a damn good chin.
Lolpoos will gas out worse than yarear
>>144413848Ortega subs late in the 2nd
Diego Fraudes
Bro he almost took a round off Evloev dudes a freakin monster
it's easy to forget that not that long ago brazil was an mma superpower, what happened? why did they lose the mandate of heaven?
>pakis still seething at diegoat
>>144414117He did heem Yusuff with punches in the clinch. That's a good win.
When diepoo peepeez gassed out against a 1 minute notice opponent, that’s when I knew he was the GOAT
>>144414117>>144414208why are u talking so much shit diego is never gonna see this
diego here wtf man
>>144414318Your mullet is fucking stupid
>>144414157the guy that 70 years old Barboza outlasted?
How many bings
>>144414157kek
>>144414388First time he's been cold heemed. Yusuff has some nice wins, including one over Mike Davis on DWTNCS.
Word on the strip is the hawl tuah girl will be in attendance!
O'malleyValentinaLopesZellhuberOsbourne
>>144414422he has a tbp though so it's important to keep that in mind
>>144413241don't ever link to /b/ again you massive faggot
>>144414459pipe down titties
>>144401342O'SugaGrassoT-CityGolden BoyRonaldo
>>144414448dummy
>>144412208yogart*
>>144414422Mick Davis has like one good win, doesn't fight often enough to know if he's great. Remember how everybody though Guram was for sure a top 5 talent because didn't fight enough to expose his flaws.
>>144412208Thos bird chest ass dude cant even bench one plate I bet lmao
>>144410841When did Diakese go to Bellator?
>>144414646I;m thinking about thos Yogart
>>144410109Sean isn’t a dog tho
Grasso means fat in italian?
>>144414614Tambout guysram my cuteassdaily
Jaja=haha in American
>>144414614I'm not saying any of them are great relative to the top-end of talent at FW—I just mean all the names mentioned are quality talent and Diego Lopes is intriguing at the moment. We will see tonight how he does against a real title contender.
y nuevo>>144414794>>144414794>>144414794>>144414794
THE Ricky Simon??! That's a quality loss, B.
