Xororó bros we are winning so much...
K-1
>>144432567If Lopes isn't on the top 3 tomorrow I'll blow up Las Vegas in Mindcraft fr fr
>>144433222Dana said he was from ringside.
>>144432567hey canada we've always been friends haha
WORK NIGGA>YOU NEED TO WORK WORK NIGGA>YOU NEED TO WORK WORK NIGGA>YOU NEED TO WORK
rip o cucky
WORK
> My belt, Merab.
truly disgusting event
This is the best case scenario desuMerab vs Umar is a good fightO'Malley vs Yan 2 is a good fight
Why do you niggers keep underestimating wrestlersYou would think Belal would have taught your your lessonTAKEDOWN DEFENSE IS FAKETHERE IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A WAY TO TAKE A MAN DOWN
All my picks hit :)
i'm done with poofc until there's a good main card
Picks, 4 winsUSA x3Netherlands
>>144437428Umar may KO Merab with the first teep he lands, his teeps are way more nasty than O'Malley's and he won't be as afraid to throw
KWABOTY I hope this cuck kills himself
herb is right, we paid to see a fucking fight (illegally streamed). rogan is a fag
UFC 30680% of the fights ended in decisionOnly 1 (One) Mexican fighter wonDanas Suga project EXPOSED
Don't forget where you were.
sucks we won't get o cucky vs topuria, but at least we know o cucky is overrated and dana's golden goose got fucked hahahahahaha
This was demoralizing, I feel depleted.
>>1444375272 Mexican fighters won
>Aldo>Yan>Cejudo>O'MalleyHow long until Merab is BW GOAT?
mexico ought to be embarrassed, literal canada tier
you retards really watched Belal vs Leon and then went and picked O'Malley
merab vs umar will probably be a pure striking match, could be funi don't care anymore i just want to see some heems man
>>144437551Rosas Jr was born in the US. Doesn't count
>>144437552I like merab but he will lose to Umar
>>144437550god mexican mamacitas are so hot
>>144437527Merab is Mexican breh. Average Jalisco phenotype.
>BRO HIS TAKEDOWN DEDENSE IS PERFECT NOBODY IS TAKING THIS GUY DOWN HE'S UNSTOPPABLE >faces a wrestler and gets ground to dustThis has happened 3 times in the last 3 months kek
How fucking mad is Daner about his pet cuck getting BTFO?
ufc is anti-heems
Merab "Normal" Dvalishvilli
>>144437624he got heemed by venom what did he expect?
all this could have been avoided if not for aljo getting marc goddard'd
Never been happier
why can't he stop talking bros ;_;
>>144432567>omally ran with his tail tuckedWHAT A FAGGOT LMAO
Dana's witch doctor told him that this year is very auspicious for wrestlers, so he put off Pereira vs Ankalaev until next year
No cuck interview smdh
>leave the 3rd upset of the year to me
Couldn't even say Umdaddy's name
Brazzabros...we eatin good again soon
merat is awful
Only one mexican born fighter won tonight and it was an incorrect decisionThe only other fighter repping mexico went to a 29-28 Dec as a -1000 favouritePersonally I think this is worse than Canada
ACK
wake up brazza, it's all over, it'll be august 2008 all over again
okay now that all that bullshit is over with, what is Kevin Lee up to?
>build a whole card around mexicans>spend tens of millions of dollars>jerk off mexican culture all night>"mexican warrior spirit">nearly all of them losekek. hopefully this is a wake up call for Daner to not do this shit again.
SOON
>
>>144437665he's getting slept worse than jiri
2 AM worst live card in recent history
mexico won.
It's over
kek that was the first fight I was ever rooting for O'Malley
This influx of slav mongoloids that wear festive hats and lay on you for five rounds is what's killing the sport. They're like termites. First fight I've watched since McGregor-Poirier and the last, for all I care
O'Cuckeybros... we were supposed to be the next conner macgregger...
sasuga merab-dono
KEK HE WAS SO SCARED HE COULDN'T EVEN MENTION UMAR'S NAME
can't wait for the christian brazza vs islamic brazza matchup in the future
>>144432567My picks got goofed by grasso
Would've like to see O'Malley put to sleep but this is acceptable
>>144437704they didn't get embarrassed as badly as canada but it was still pretty bad
>1/4 UFC (male) champions are GeorgianbizarreThey shock the world during the Euros in the summer and at the Rugby World Cup last year tooI love these lil niggas Christians surrounded by insane muslims too which doesn't look fun
>>144437609reddit rob next
Just give umar the belt now
I've been waiting the entire length of Sean O'Malley's career for him to get his ass kicked like that It was so bad that I had stockholm syndromed myself into thinking Sean would winMerab has freed me
I know we say this for every card, BUT this card was honestly dogshit. Actual shit smeared on the whole UFC.306: Beaner Wakanda Forever
this is exactly what meh-he-coe deserved
>the heckin left hand!>the heckin knee up the middle!unlucky sugacucks
dogshit card and 309 looks even dogshittier
>>144437730Does someone have the still picture of this
Umar is a decision win away from joining his brother in Bellator. Give the title shot to Aldo after he wins next month.
It is a dark time in the ufc.
>>144437730me laughing at my past self for thinking mexican fighters would win
>>144437740He dishonored himself and committed seppuku to ascend his brethren. The true samurai spirit.
>>144437736only people those slavs in the khabib camp are finishers or are even talented
>>144437756hmm cool shame umar rapes merat
>>144437738>zero title defences>drug addicthe is conor
book sean vs sandhagen next
>>144437725These are all really good fight nights307 is a fucking travesty
SOVL
Funk Master would destroy Merab
>>144437760He outwrestled le heckin' olympic silver medalist!
The biggest superstar in the sport right now just lost his throne. I can feel the entire game shaking to its core as I type this.
what the fuck is this fightpass boxing shit?
>>144437753canada didn't really get the level of hype this sphere event did. daner was talking about this event being the greatest in combat sports. canada got an offhand card not even on their "canada day".this is way worse.
>>144437767it was good until the co main and main events, even for cazzies like you
Belal Muhammad.Merab Dvalishvili. Dan Hooker.Chills.
>>144437781The people that paid money to be there or watch this will remember this shit and not bother again.
>2 finishes on the whole fuckin cardit's ogre
We really just witnessed a counter shooter. He refuses to strike or shoot out in the open. Runs around. Wait for Omalley to throw anything and then shoots. What a boring fight.
>>144437740movsar retires this cutbabby
>>144437744He was embarrassed to say it Joe's face that he thinks Figgy deserves it more than Umar
APOLOGIZE
>>144437802Old Man card
Sphere was awesome but wasted on mexicans. ring girls were the best thing about the whole show
MERAB “we are normal people” Dvalishivili
>>144437807got the skeleton ones?
rate it
omalleybros....how you coping?
>5 straight decisions on the main cardthanks daner... maybe u should book some fighters above 150lbs...
Sean O'Malley can still win this fight. In the Sphere parking lot
umar got schaub shutdowned by lankhagen>b-but he can strike tooso could o'malley
>>144437811kek they were pushing Sean way too hard when he just wasn't there yetIt felt like Milhouse to meYou know the Milhouse isn't a meme meme, they kept forcing it and then he ironically became a memeThat's how it seemed
>>144437802Damn, We eating good boomers.
>>144437725Haha imagine if she tripped and broke her stupid costume
>>144437802>geriatrics>geriatrics>layup>wmma>geriatrics>geriatricsholy cow what a dogshit ppv
>>144437840let another man fuck your wife
> See that all main card are decisions.I'm not watching this shit.
>>144437666Listen Satan, Merab had a few things he had to get off his chest. He was feeling good, enjoying the new belt, giving the people a few words of wisdom. Then Joe asks him about his next fight. It's like when you're feeling good but your wife decides it's a good time to nag you. I'm watching the game, and you're in here bothering me about taking out the garbage?!? Merab will defend his belt.
>who gives a fuck about wmma>who gives a fuck about Pantoja>Merab vs Umar next>FagSlam projectmaxxing and fighting once every bluemoon>cartoon sounding nigger doing literal fuckall and letting Belal become champ>Pereira lapped so hard he has to fight fucking Khalil>but Anka- kill yourself>Jones doesn't have the decency to die by the hands of Tomthank CHRIST Dricus pulled through
Has Alexa Grasso taken a shower yet you reckon?
>>144437802considering craig beat ankalaev and jamawahawal that seems like a surprisingly risky nickal opponent by his standards
>saves UFC
>>144437802funny card
>>144437811balance will be restored after holloway sleeps topuria
Sean lostChandler lostUFC lostDana lost
>>144437827I've always loved bicycle russian
>>144437816>too scared to even mention himthat's right bitch
this is why p.reddit will never fight a wrestler
kino christian hopepilled manlet won against hedonistic satanist
>>144437665He's not good but Alex has no chin so it's possible.
heeminder that merab started crying and running away during an interview when he was asked about fighting umar
>>144437859meant for >>144437807Dunno how that even happened CRAZY!
merab should be cut
I can't wait until Dana gets on the mic and seethes
>>144437811Merab beat Alex Pereira?
>>144437704all mexicans outside of tcity and diego are prelim fodder , straight from dwcs
>>144437527
>>144437838a potential 10 ruined by 3 wmma fights
>>144437802this card wouldve been pretty good 4 years ago
>>144437840i quit ufc. no one can win against monkey wrestling. its well and truly over.
>>144437900Diego is Brazilian
>>144437802Kek they're using pics of 205 jon, they know fatty vs 50yo man can't draw a dime
some little beaner spent his life savings for THAT lmao
lost one too many zeros tonightomalley is a mf
Umar is actually very exciting compared to Merab
>>144437822That's what the Ancient Greek fights were like at the Olympics. Wrestling is goated. It's not as exciting and flashy as striking.
Mexicope where the fuck are you you have some things to answer for
>>144437905I bet she fucks like an animal
>>144437875HOLY FUCKING BASED AND TRVE
post giantess Val need to heem my meng
>>144437429No omalley just suck
>>144437892I stopped paying attention to the sport when he was coming up but from what I remember this Dagestani is weirdly a striker, is that still true or is he another Khabib clone now?
>aldana's cut
>>144437927Shut up faggot
Umar does not deserve a title fight. Let him pick up 10 wins in the UFC like they forced Merab. His next opponent should he Figgy.
>>144437914i bet you thought it was great when gspoo held down bums to decision
>>144437927
>>144437887Shart unironically beats Whittaker, Imavov, Cannonier, and Vettori in the top 10.
>>144437905was it autism?
This organization is cooked brotha
tko merchant btfo
why did the commentators suddenly start questioning dean's bullshit? is jizzy actually retired?
There is no stronger strategy in a fight than grabbing another man and imposing your will on them
>>144437942He will crotch sniff when the stand up is not going well and to keep them guessing.
the ring girls were cute
Please no more Sphere fights. Cool venue for shows but terrible for fights.
>actually rolling credits cuz of the moviewhat the FUCK was Dana thinking with this
>>144437838>periera rountreebased>pennington penawhy>thompson buckleymite b cool>aldo bautistakino>dolidze hollandbum fight>evloev sterlingcool>vieira harrisonlayup>rodriguez lucindopiss break>almeida potieriahas potential>esparza penningtonmore wmma :(4/10
>this cuck tought he could beat Davis in boxingLmao
>>144437927you just know he had those screenshots ready to fire
>>144437933>>144437905probably creepily verbal like Sarah Vandella
>>144437925>couldn't even finish Flushy Flushagen
>>144437927Mexicope is a janny
>>144437887Zatdaddy's little boy
>>144437960tko'd that retard straight back to the paint factory
>>144437933She's lucky she never gave me the time of day because I'd have her constantly pregnant.
>>1444376245 years of non stop marketing, collabs , legitimately saying hes a super star once a week even though he cant sell tickets and nobody cares about himGiveing him external sponsors actively premoting him on cards that have nothing to do with himsetting him up against cansand then he throws 1 significant strike per minute in a title deffencethey propbably just loist 50million on marketing
chatri would never disrespect us like dana just did
>>144437822the counter striker """""""""sniper"""""""""" o'cuckleypunched maybe 5 times. didn't realize he can do front kicks until the very last minute.merab literally just executed his plan with no resistance
>>144437948Dana will fast track him since he hates Merab
Petr Yan dominated Sean O'MalleyPetr Yan was dominated by Merab DvalishviliPeople argued over how O'Malley vs Dvalishvili was going to play out.
you now remember Petr "Pecker-Head" Yan
omalley looked like he wasnt there mentallytotally distracted and indifferent
>>144437925that's not exactly an high bar isn't it?
>Merab>Topuria>IslamKAVKAZ CHADS i kneel
>>144437980Meershchaert wasn't ready that was a cheap shot
bring me O'Cucklley
That fight makes every other opponent Sean faced look absolutely daft.Merab got his takedowns at will. Some weren't even set up he just leapt into them. After the 2nd Chito fight I even asked why he didn't just shoot just to mix it up but bloody hell if he shot he'd have won
>CreditsLol
>>144437802>perlimkek
the pacing of that ppv felt so slowhow the fuck is it 2am already
Meershart subs Alex and I'm not even memeing.
>>144432567>Xororó on heem OPLMAO
Post fight presser is on
>banditas>skellies>techno aztecsWhich other waifus did I miss?
blanchy bros
>>144438025my same reaction lol
Sean's a lowkey chinlet he couldn't handle Merab's punches without having to compromise his positions
>>144437961The kissing was funny but the under the glove shit and talking shit to the coaches isn't allowed.
>sal d'amato>chris lee
Where is that stupid Mexican. I need to tell him he should kill himself.
>>144438017All that mexico video shit
>>144438017there were like 4 womeme's fights I'm the fucking card
If Merab had any submission ability he could've finished O'Malley with a rnc a couple times when O'Malley turned his back to merab.
>chael just had his adderall and two shots of jackdoes he ever get embarrassed when he starts to slur as he tries to speak as fast as possible?
>>144438027Banditas ?Where ?
>>144438025Sertanejo chads on top
>>144437992Don't worry fag. Umar's gameplan is already set. Merab paper champ days are numbered.
pfl would be better suited for the sphere
Umar will literally have no answers to Merab. Umar is a mini-Merab and he can't out-Merab Merab. He'll probably be seething at the end of the fight though, that would be entertaining
>>144437968They looked like Star Trek aliens.
>>144438017The fucking card didn't even start until like 10:30. Dana needs to get his shit together. The pacing is just absolute dogshit.
My suggestion if you want to stop these mud rats with retard strength from killing the sport: ground fighting has a limited amount of time. So from takedown to all the dry humping and twister shenanigans you have, say, 30 seconds to work. At the end of that amount of time you're stood up again.
>>144437975Why did you read what I said and produce this responseI didn't say anything about how good he is I said he's more exciting than Merab, at least he throws spinning heel kicks and shit and knocks his opponents out>>144437998Not really but the only fighters I like more than either option will not fight for the title any time soon, so I'll take Umar if I can get him
I guess you could say...The takedown was there for Merab Dvalishvili
>>144437704To be fair, historically the warrior culture loses to non warrior cultures.
>>144437973Kill yourself spic.
CSO
Umar has better subs, Merab has better wrestling and cardio
>>144438017started too late, the main card intro was also really long. between the fights it wasn't that much different from usual. lots of decisions as well of course.
What a fucking disaster this card was lmao. Nothing of note came from those gay CGI movies, all the Mexicans lost, and the last hour of it was all wrestle fucking. Shevchenko is out of her prime and ripe for the picking against someone who can’t actually defend against a takedown unlike that 5/10 mid bitch Grasso, and now the bantamweight division is back to co main even spots. Gonna be interesting to see how O’Malley rebuilds.
>>144437927Almost forgot he's an o'cuckley dickrider
>>144438058Or just be better at counter wresltingO'Cuckley just suck and he is physically weak
>>144438058Grapplets are getting very desperate with their cope, lol.
>>144438048
>>144438037They tried their absolute hardest
gonna goon to screenshots of those ring girls
>>144437942He's more of a striker than Islam, who is more of a striker than Khabib, but he is still capable of wrestling.Usman (the Bellator one, future Islam successor) > Umar > Islam > Khabib is the order of striking skill, and reverse that for the order of wrestling skill afaik
in many ways mexicos performance was worse than canadas
>>144438079The fights were exciting before the co-main, I don't know why you watched expecting to be entertained by the sphere part of it
>>144438068if it wasn't for the filaname I wouldn't be able to tell which inbred this is
Oh also a lot of people meme about chins, Umar has showcased he literally has no chin. He absorbed 3 shots by a debuting shitter and one of them sat him down
o'malley can't lift weights or else he wouldn't be a 135'er
>>144438058>changing the rules instead of leveling uplame bitch behavior. adapt and improve.
Umar can actually finish fights so I'm going with Umar.
>>144438084I like the skeleton ones.
knowing all of your friends and family are gambling excessive amount of money on you fucks with you a bit
>>144438058or just test them
>>144438064>>144437704Warrior culture is a memeAlmost every people has a warrior culture in some way
>>144438090Thanks
Merab(pbuh) is losing his next fight to Umar Nurmagomedov
>>144438098Damn Sandhagen in 1
>Canadian cuck samefagging seethe about UmarKEK
>>144438098you're having a BDS mental breakdown, you need to take your medicine
a guy who got killed by canhagen got a title shot so if you beat him you might as well be champ
>20 million dollars for this shitkwab
MEXICAN FIGHTING SPIRIT
why the FUCK is woman's mma allowed on ppv
>>144438037honestly unthinkable scoreingi have no idea how you deffend that scoreround 3was 12 to 48 strikesand 1-15 significant
yeah but what about sean omalley's check friggin hook
>>144437943
>>144438054Umar's teep will be really important for that fight after seeing Merab almost get KOed by like two front kicksHe's also not going to be scared of going at it with him, like Cejudo and MoraesIt is definitely Merab's toughest challenge in the division, Umar's only worry is that he won't be able to handle the pace Merab forced on YanOh, also Figgy can KO him. Step in left hook on the inside. O'Malley couldn't do that because he's not good at inside fighting
20 million to put some cringe cartoons on the giant screen lol
>>144437997Too much Nelk
>>144438098so what? Merab is knocking him out? lmfao
>>144437736None of them are slavs retarded amerimutt>>144437756Caucasians are just very strong at combat sportsAlso women dont count
>>144438125merab wondiego wonpakis in the DIRT
ribo and zell saved this turd of a card>>144438037classic sal d'niggerexpect nothing less
>>144438037There's nothing really wrong with that. Sean got dominated but the third was a toss up.
>>144438058Merab was working him over every time but Herb Dean is in deep debt
reckon i might put on some IMFM and nod off to sleep
>>144438104el Día de los MUHDICK
>>144438037>>144438134impactful > cumulative damage
>>144438132I look like this and said this all night
>>144438145umar champ soon + movsar raped lopoo
>>144432567Omalley never should have been champ in the first place the bantamweight division has been plagued by awful decisions which somehow resulted in omalley getting the belt but the reality is Yan is the best fighter in the division and yan vs umar on yans 6th title defense is the fight we SHOULD have been enjoying tonight. Instead we get this slop. Omalley is a top 15 bantamweight but is he champ caliber. Fuck no not even close.
Cory Sandhagen beats Merab any day of the week
>>144438081>>144438102There's nothing anyone can do against these retards that grew up wrestling rocks in mud huts. There is no stopping them. Soon every champion will be a slav with an unpronounceable name who can lay on any opponent for days. There's an imbalance in power between Khabib clones and strikers. Strikers aren't even getting opportunites. The way to level the playing field is you can still have your takedowns, you're just not allowed to play dead bear on your opponent literally the entire fight.
>>144438125Dude the guy with 0 knockouts is going to knockout Umar
>>144438143Yes it's entirely possible. When your chin is equivalent to wet paper a couple slaps in the clinch by Merab might seriously TKO Umar.
FUCK MEXICO
>>1444381493rd round was not a toss up wdym
>>144438164I believe it
>>144438098That was an overhands directly on the temple as Umar was shooting in He also immediately recovered and proceeded to dominate
>>144438170hahahaha COPE pakimong
i wanted to see merab's warm corpse on the canvas so bad, sucks
Merab's in for a world of pain
>>144438163rewatch round 3 shaun landed 1 elbow that cut him and almost quit on his feet twice
>>144438164Me too but also a bit chubbier
>>144438191You'll have to wait until 2025 when Umar zeems Merat
>>144438172what about tuesday
mexico should be ASHAMED
>>144438183Merab didn't really do anything and Sean got a couple decent shots in. Very uneventful round.
>>144438173fight better
Ortega/Lopes was probably the best fight on this card.
Umdaddy thoughbeit.
>>144438173how about you import southeast asian farmers that grew up doing muai thai in mud huts with even more unpronounceable names and teach them basic TDD? So you get mud hut strikers vs mud hit wrestlers
>>144438187Wow he failed to finish a debuting shitter xD. Hey, at least said debuting shitter didn't knock him down despite landing only 3 strikes... OH WAIT LOL
>>144438188lol
>>144438208What about Zelhuber Ribovics
So uhhhhh..... where was uhhhhhhhhhh the sugar show?Did it just fail to show up at all?Cause that was fucking horrible.
>>144438155Where are the banditas
>>144438083Bo Nickal is the only hope in the near future. Wrestling/grappling is goated. It's the oldest martial art. It's not as exciting as striking, but it's fundamental.
>>144438208Zellhuber/Ribovic was a better fight, Lopes/Ortega was just a one sided performance by Lopes but it was a very impressive one.
more brazza championstotal brazza victory
>>144438208Fight was ass lil bro dago gassed after 1 minute and tshitty is made of glass
When will we finally do something about the JQ (Judge Question)?
>>144438227why's he look so zesty?
>>144438084The ring girls were fucking awesome
>>144438249AI judging
>>144438173Wait for the US to collapse into civil war. In three generations Appalachians who grew up eating dirt and wrestling bears will dominate the UFC.
championship mma was so much fun to watch when it wasn't like this
>>144438238It's over
>>144438173None of them are slavs retard and no wreslters arent invicible Cuckley just suck>>144438219They wouldnt fare well and they dont care about MMA
>>144438208Zellhuber/Ribovics was better
Just how shit is Aljo?
>>144438231>Bo Nickal is the only hope in the near future.
>>144438238This hopefully the BDs leaf livestreams his suicide
>Burgers are so down bad they'll have to count Belal and Raquel Pennington as american champs to sound like they're still dominating the UFC
>>144438263He obviously threw that fight
>Dricus is the most exciting champion in UFC right nowHe’s gonna heem that mentally compromised retard Strickland in the rematch and then upset Khamzat. Loses it in a dud to Caio in 2026
>>144438223Oh hey I made that webm hahaAs the owner of that webm I officially spoil Aljo will meme on Evloev, make him look like shit. Fighters like Evloev never have good defensive grappling
>>1444382495/7/9 judgesmore people to buy makes it slightly harderalso just straight up execute sal d'amato
>>144438084HotWish it was more reveiling and exotic
>>144438058I believe that if they got ride of the cage it would make it significantly more difficult to take people down. Or maybe have a partial cage but open in most corners of the octagon.
>>144438265>taken down by brundageNCAA sissies....
Ankalaev would 100% do that to Poatan a you know it
>>144438238
>>144438271my champ is Steve Miocic
>>144438173lol just take their roids and not have them fight in Abu Dhabi, Merab ain't shit without cardio, Islam goes life and death when he isn't in Saudi Arabia, stop getting duped
>>144438249Forgot pic
>>144438286That's not a takedown
>>144438276i don't give a fuck faggot
Merab is already the 135 GOAT
MMA GURU PICKS--------------------------------Sean O'Malley XAlexa Grasso XDiego Lopes ODaniel Zellhuber XRonaldo Rodriguez O40% correctfightfairy picks----------------------------Sean O'Malley XAlexa Grasso XBrian Ortega XDaniel Zellhuber XRonaldo Rodriguez O20% correcthere is your youtube mma fight experts bro
>>144438265HE SLIPPED THE TAKEDOWNSTOP THE FIGHTSTOP THE FIGHT
>>144438274Thank you for jinxing it. That sounded like a terrible turn of events and you helped prevent it.
damn Merab won, I didn't watch the card because I didn't care about it but when I saw the results I genuinely felt happy and smiledReally showed me that even untalented midgets can reach the top given enough drugs
>>144438301You sound mad, wanna inform the class of what's wrong?
How did this fucking fraud ever become champ? lolHe looked so fucking lost out there tonight.Literally 0 game plan.
>>144438294Poatan is a much better striker than Sean and Ank is a much sore wrestler than Merab to be fair
>>144437665lets face it this guy is not making it out of rd 1 unheemed
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HE KNEED HIS THIGH AFTER TAKING MULTIPLE SHOTS TO THE HEAD 10-9
>>144438265He'd do better against the caucus fuckers. Otherwise they'll just keep throwing these guys at the grapplers who can't do anything and you'll keep complaining about grappling.
>>144438306mmapooru got every fight wrong this year
>>144438315Cope, O'Malley is the one who's popped for drugs before
FACT: Diego Lopes is the #3 ranked UFC featherweight.
>>144438319I only accept opinions from nations with ranked fighters, sorry
Did any blood even get in the Octagon this card? Too much time cuddling and bouncing around and now kissing. They used to beat the shit out of each other in the UFC.
Umar is the one with the most chance to beat merab so there's that. But if umar can't do it then we're in for a long merab title reign
>So Merab, how do you feel about fighting a fellow sniff merchant like Khabitch's cousin for example? How would you feel about a matchup like that, you know one that is stylistically bad for you as opposed to fighting a striker with extremely suspect durability? Look at that Merab, Umar is right here in the audience, he's on the big screen right now, do you want to fight him?>UHHH DANA WHITE IS LEGEND BIG TIME WHAT AMAZING EVENT I MUCH RESPECT DANA FOR PUT ME ON THIS EVENT THANK YOUso he is planning on ducking umar then right?
Chito is gonna dominate Stevia Sean in the trilogy
FACT: Evloev is the #5 ranked featherweight.
>>144438333I'm not a fan of the lanklet, I'm just genuinely happy that the junkie midget won against the junkie lanklet
Pantoja would unironically beat Merab
>>144438342Aldana left a couple pints on the mat
>>144438306i wish there was a list of these "pro" bettors that suckwould make a great bet-against list
Crazy how that really did end up being a worse version of Khabib vs Conor
>>144438342the fight with the most blood all over the canvas tonight was a wmma fight lol
>>144438322He at least look fun to hang out with
he fucking gave up in the first three minutes of the fight
>>144438343Figgy rapes Merab thoughbeit
>>144438342you didnt watch evidently.
>>144438348FACT CHECK: FALSEMovsar Evloev is the number #6 ranked UFC featherweight.
>>144438340That means you don't respect your own opinions because there are 0 ranked south east asians
>>144438356my wife after the team loses the game
>>144438322His entire career is a viral marketing add what the fuck did you expect hes the penis enlargment pills of the ufcdont tell me you bought the penisenlargment pills
>>144438342The few chances O'Malley got to strike left Merab bloody and bruised, Merab did nothing to O'Malley at all. If you met Sean without knowing who he is you'd have no idea he was even in a fight.
Wow Merab is such a beast he puts his opponents in zero danger while neutralising them What is this, police academy? Nigger nigger
>>144438294Jon will do it to him instead (zero chance jon fights aspinall, pereddit will be the sacrificial lamb for his final fight and every mark will be fine with it because they actually think he's a well rounded mma fighter)
>>144438263I've said this point ad nauseum but it has to be repeatedMerab and Aljo are very different fighters. Aljo's takedowns have never been all that great, he's very reliant on his physical strength and he is extremely predictable when he shoots, he also relies a lot on a very mediocre clinching game that could get him fucked against anyone with decent Muay Thai. Merab, despite what many people think, has EXTREMELY good entries. Textbook perfectly timed entries, of all kinds. He's never predictable, he doesn't always rely on just being physically stronger or bigger, and they always get him something. Even when he fails a takedown, he's always being left in an advantageous position that he can use to rack up strikes or try another takedown. And he's not super reliant on controlling people on the ground either, he really doesn't give a fuck about his opponents standing back up or not, I think Merab has hit more mat returns than any UFC fighter ever
>>144438306>youtube mma fight expertsliterally no one caresI'm a complete casual and I went 4/5
>>144438343Merat has nothing for Umar. Worse power, wore striking, worse TDD, etc. Belt is being warmed for Umar.
>>144438369I missed the first couple fights.
Merab getting heemed out of this galaxy
Mad O'Malley fags lmao
>>144438377compu box was counting taps as strikes shawn landed something like 4 significant strikes in the entire fight anon....
50G pls
I told you guys two years ago that Leon and Merab solved MMABelal just added a new integer
>>144438385nooo hell win just like how shartles was gonna heem islam
>>144438360I hope we can all appreciate how crazy some of Conor's accomplishments have been when you have the contrast of a wannabe like Sean. Conor dauntlessly butchering Mendes from the bottom with an injured leg is an all-time great MMA moment. He's not the GOAT but imo he was the peak of MMA when he was on his run.
>>144438370Wow just wowEvloev has failed to crack into the top 5 meanwhile Lopes is bathing in it. We call that levels and volumes folks
has chael always been on coke or is that new?I usually don't watch panels
>>144438389Dana said Umar got the next title shot
>>144438360i wish khabib had kissed conor
merab isnt knocking anyone out. both inbreds are gonna have a boring wrestling match but at least its not going go be predictable and merab seems to dislike umar. it'll be a fun buildup with merab trolling umar
Most exciting thing I saw tonight was that The Chris will be fighting at MSG
>>144438364after all this time. I can't believe what a bitch he really was.
>Mokaev could have been champ at Flyweight>Merab is champ at Bantamweight>Topuria is champ at Featherweight>Islam is champ at Lightweight>Chimaev or Imavov could become Champ>Ankalaev could become Champ at Light HeavyweightBut there is Zero Brazzas at Welterweight or HeavyweightWhy ?
>>1444383773 of then were after ref interference aswell forceing merab to eather give up a position or move onto shots he landed 1 kick in the 5th and 1 knee 1 elbow in the 3rd and a few scatterd punches
Merab vs Umar in Kursk
Cejudo got the last laugh.At least he hurt Merab
>>144438406Kissing men isn't halal
>>144438374lol she must be a real klutz
i wanted figgy to sleem sean but if he does it to merat that'll be even better
>>144438395Leon literally thought he could hide his head in the octagon like an ostrich that doo hasn't solved shit
>Umar vs Merab>wrestling matchYeah you're retarded b
>>144438385Oh yeah man as soon as Umar picks up a good win he can make a fool of himself and pull out against BEASTrab
im just happy that antonina is happy :)
Guru is not taking this well....
Anyway, Jon Jones
>>144438392>aeugfaeak gshgsrukwe ekla grhgfesif 50gs babe woooooooooo
>>144438392>HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRR I DESERVE 50Gs for taking a fight to a decisionnigga really is retarded
>>144438058rats are gonna freak out over this
ufc chiwiwis
>>144438412there are 2 good WW (Umalatov and Musaev) brazzas both in Poofl unfortunately
O'Malley is a fucking pipsqueak why were you burgers hyping this jobber lmao
>>144438395Honestly I feel like Colby was doing what Merab was doing before himAbuse cardio to wall and stall.
>Just fight better bro just train your entire life to take people down bro that's all there is to it
OOOOOOHHHH OMALLEY WITH THE HERB DEAN TKHEEM
>>144438412Khamzat is a fat fuck who couldn't stay at welterweight that's why
>>144438392What was he thinking, brehs?
>>144438412Frenchie you just admitted that you didn't even watch the fights >>144438315Shut the fuck up faggot
>>144438430Is she though? She wasn't even in the corner
>>144438427There will be no match. Merab will knockout the chinless denizen of Dagestan within the opening roundm
>>144438047
FACT: Umar Nurmagomedov is the #2 ranked UFC bantamweight.
>>144438459There is multiple frenchies here retard
No one has shown up for the post fight press conference for 14 minutes now. Dana is fucking losing it
>>144438464Very cool. Remove this division already.
>>144438464>not number 1KWAB
>>144438452Umar and Figgy could do this to him pretty easilyO'Malley's long limbs limit his inside fighting capabilities so he was never going to land this type of shotI said this before the fight btw I knew Merab was going to win
Reminder that Merab won the story by jawing with Tim Welch while ignoring O'Malley during the round, and kissing him during another round
I could see umar knocking out merab. I don't think merab is that good I just think bantamweight is kind of shit. Umar is good though. Very good.
O'Malley just retired.
>>144438447He did beat the living shit out of Chito
Dana wasting it all in the casino tonight, what a disastrous outcome of a card
>>144438461Umar isn't even champ yet. This level of seethe is not healthy, you need to take your medicine.
>>144438478Umar will heem Merat and fix the division.
>>144438485I want to believe
Ariel Helwani is reporting that O'Malley overdosed on marijuana and has been rushed to the hospital in critical condition
>Mexican fighters
just woke up, didn't watch a single fight of this shit card
sean retires??? holy fucking kwab
Umar gets knocked out by a strong gust of wind
The really question is who won the better brapper contest, Shev or GrASSo
MMA is healing glorified strikers are losing to well rounded guys now all we need is poatard to lose to ank SAVE MMA SOCIETY MAGOMED ANKALAEV
Figgy would fucking destroy Merab, he actually has the gas tank to fuck him up badly
>>144438459i'm the other french poster but by national solidarity I think you're wrong>Shut the fuck up faggotFuck you retard fuck you
>>144438488Oh damn THE Shito Vera? The guy who lost to the ghost of Jose Aldo, got wrestle raped by Sandhagen, and got dropped by a fucking Flyweight? That Shito Vera?
>>144438504They're more of a boxing nation (until Canelo retires then they will be good at nothing not even soccer)
lol sean is going to box KWAB poofc is dead
>>144438481He's a fucking retard. Getting into a heated debate with his opponent's corner immediately, thinking Herb Dean stopped the round when he was humping Sean's face and told to "stop". Asked by his corner how Sean's power is he grinned and replied, "I don't."
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/vG7v7Q5_u3RhDgRdl_3q1A/Oh no no no…
>>144438451>noooo you can't just dedicate your entire life to be the best at something it isn't fair to the people who don't want to give it their all
>>144438497Umar will never be champ and Merab has cemented himself in eternity as champion. Your medication is at the store and you're free to pick it up, get off your ass and move them feet
The disaster of these featured fights just dug Dana 6 feet deeper into Saudi debt. The pink bald fraud will be beheaded and Chadki will heal MMA.
>>144438480yeah Sean can't clip someone inside the pocket like that which meant Merab was too safe to just fight his usual style
>>144438231MW and above wrestling is a cheatcode and at the same time it gasses the shit out of you. You may have some freaks like Jailton who can grapple for 25 min, but most of them can't. And in these heavier divisions (you can even include WW here) submissions from the back actually might work, a crafty guard may get a gassed wrestler. Bum Niggle is undersized for MW and if he fights either Rodolfo, Fluffy or Robocop he's losing. He should go to WW, but even then, idk if he's going to be a beast of a peach. Wrestling heavy guys without good striking such as Fakhretdinov won't go very far, you gotta be something like a GSP, Belal and Usman - great wrestler with decent stand-up game.
What else is left for Sean O'Malley? Tap in the first round in Umar's third title defense? He doesn't want that he'll retire.
o'malley could have easily won if he didn't wait 24 minutes to throw some strikes
umar couldn't knock out a skinny dude like sandhagen theres no way merab is going down to strikes
Guru just shat on the entirety of Australiaabobros... our response?
>>144438506He doesn't have time for this shit. He needs to find more men to fuck his wife.
>friend invites me over with two females>we go to bar>friend's chick cockblocks me with other chick>poke the girls tattoo and bitch goes "hurr ask before you touch" >ask if I can touch the tattoo on her arm>she says no>start insulting her by asking her if she knows how tattoo ink gets caught in your lymph nodes>she says yeah im gonna die soon probly ur whatever hurr da durr>other girl walks home>i walk home with friend and other cockblock bitch>tell her how she sucks ass at chess cause i crushed her ass and cheekily tell her not to date rape my friend>refuse to talk to her anymore and leave>she knows a girl i go to grad school with and might gossip about meidk fuck bitches
>>144438525how did we go from TJ to this demented faggot?
>>144438530Nobody likes Merab bro no one cares
Dana is on
>>144438430All antonina needs to be happy is pavels cock and he provides that to her and valentina daily
DANA IS ON THE MIC>DANA IS ON THE MICDANA IS ON THE MIC>DANA IS ON THE MICDANA IS ON THE MIC>DANA IS ON THE MICDANA IS ON THE MIC>DANA IS ON THE MIC
>>144438524Cuckley never has been and never will be a drawThey’ll do just fine without him
>>144438547This never happened btw
>>144438447Their only hope
>the Caucuses: Islam vs Christianity KINO
https://youtu.be/dDNl6M0WeVQDANER
>>144438473>>144438516lol fucking french fry got so mad already
Umar murders Merabfast forward 1 year Payton Talbott massacres Umarit is written
>>144438525all of those things are extremely based, was being retarded based all along???
>>144438547the other girl cockblocked and told me not to touch the girl's tattoo and then she got pissy and spoiled the night also my friend puked everywhere when we walked out of the bar
>>144438306guru is eternally assblasted by the mere existence of caucasians
>>144438531Correct. Someone who decided to fight at 15 and becomes a striker should not immediately have no hope against someone who's been taking down bears since he was 3. The rules need to reflect that and give both styles a chance.
>>144438543what did he say
>>144438518Ok man ):
>>144438564oh wow he's not even mad, more on suicide watch
>>144438535tem pinto aí?
>>144438562But only one of them is named Islam and none of them are named Christianity. Please extrapolate
>>144438541Merab isn't tough he gets hurt easily Marlon moraes had him on deaths door
>it went perfect>audio was fucked 90% of the time
>>144438564>we didn't have time to rehearse Dana, the Sphere crew aren't going to fuck it up, retard.
Pantoja, merab, belalAre all such boring ass champion some of the worst in recent memorie
>>144438512I prefer strikers but magomed winning will cause a lot of seetheIf he wins, it would be like nearly half of the champs are all brazzas
>>144438562Caucdaddies!!!!
>>144438530I doubt he's any of the mex flags here tonightHe'll ghost /heem/ for a while, as usual, and he'll be back for the next ppv to glaze poohand
>d-dana i love you i love the ufc im just a normal guy who is trying to feed his family, please dont feed me to umarsoon
>fight card with less fights than usual>filled with mexican bums>wmma comain event>sniff merchant in the main event>hire hollywood production teams to put together pajeet tier cgi slop interludes>mexican ring girls in low iq cosplay tier outfits>mariachi ear rape>portajon dancing for the camera like a fucking faggot in a cowboy hatthat'll be 20 million + tax + tip + foreskin (no refunds)
>>144438583he said god hates your shithole so much he puts it on fire every 6 monthshis words
>>144438590Umar was light heemed by a debuting shitter LMFAO
>>144438525Boyed
>>144432567Fuck Dana
>it went perfect>we had no time to rehearse>two weeks ago: "we've been rehearsing this for weeks"
>>144438591that's just how things soundmaybe you're fuckedever think of that?
>>144438562ufc could start a civil war in russia if they hosted all these fights in moscow
>>144438512>well-roundedI would literally PERSONALLY heem Merab in a straight striking contest, he is a pillow-fisted humpbabby, get real
>daners cucked by MGM
>>144438605medicine
>>144438591This was their first live event.
>>144438590Prime Marlon was a terminator
>>144438578you bring shame to /heem/
Bravo Dana.
why can't spics fights?
>>144438605that was a practice heem
>>144438604wow what a fag
>>144438616Yeah I told you where to receive your medication pal, to your own discretion now
MGM creampied Dana White
>>144438626brown skin
>>144438626coming from a canadian ?
Dana doesn't like gay shit at all kek
I think it dawned on Dana that he has no more soul to sell, he really looks defeated
>>144438626better than canada>>144438638strickland lost
Tryna watch Daner talk but the camera is shaking.
>>144438601kek
>>144438587Nem, vi ela no tinder btw, obviamente não dei match
>>144438626>flag
>>144438646Getting fucked in the ass by Jon Jones is not gay if Jon is wearing a dress while he does it.
>>144438644It's a VPNig
>>144438578the person taking down bears since they were three is simply the better fighter because he dedicated himself to it for a longer time. Sometimes they end up naturally trending towards striking anyways, like Islam who did a good amount of striking with Dustin and Volk. It's not like there aren't some natural pure strikers w/o a strong early wrestling background who are successful, it's just usually at higher weight classes. Izzy & Pereira being prime examples
>>144438564even Dana is ripping on O'Malley.. oh man it's over for that cuck lol
>>144438649ufc youtube stream is stable b
>>144438648To a guy even Whiter than him?
>>144438659ThisIt would be the same if someone boxed since 3Im tired of crybabies, wreslting arent invicible
Daner spent $20,000,000 on this event.
>>144438676>wreslting arent invicibleYet in these big matchups, striking wonderkinds are always smeshed. O'Malley and Conor aren't less talented, they're just in fair fights.
An obituary to Sean O'Malley's title run >Fluke knockout by Shito Vera >Fought a bunch of cans>Completely and totally robbed Yan>Early Stoppage against an injured Aljo who was forced to make a 2 month turn around >Cherry picked title defense against an undeserving Shito Vera >Completely and totally wrestlefucked and spiritually broken by Merab, Merab was yapping off to his coaches and making a fool of him the entire time, even with Herb Dean trying to save him and loaded judge cards he couldn't win>RetirementIs this the most fraudulent project of all timeAll of his good wins come with massive asterisks
>>144438626They good at boxing but suck at mma>>144438612>Russian serfs watching wich flavors of brazzas will rule them
>>144438670you all see? I told you qannonier is huwhite
>>144438682irish faggots got raped lol cope
>>144438682*not in fair fights
>>144438680He probably made a profit too
>>144438626they can fight, they're just kinda small
Belal now merab. What a disaster for the ufc.
WE ARE LIIIIIIIVEEEEE>>144438695>>144438695>>144438695
>>144438667Thats what I'm watching b
>>144438682Maybe 10 years ago but now its way more equalMost champs are strikers btw and a striker with good TD will beat a grappler most of the times O'Cuckley is skilled but insanely weak while merab was way stronger and had more cardio
>>144438600100% its you
>>144438682Stipe's striking beat DC's wrestling. Stipe's wrestling beat Nganou's striking. It's like it's important to be well rounded as an mma fighter. and maybe what rogan has said for the past 20+ years of "wrestling is the best base for mma" is true.
>>144438718Wreslters dominated because MMA was terrible at skill before and because wreslters were extremely physical and toughNot because of wreslting hitself
>>144438525he's a retard, but he's a based retard
>>144438715There's like 4 mexicans on /heem/, caz
>>144437894Lol get outta here evloev or whatever that faggots name is
