1. Texas (35)2. Georgia (23)3. Ohio State (5)4. Alabama5. Ole Miss6. Tennessee7. Mizzou8. Miami9. Oregon10. Pedo State11. USC12. Utah13. K-State14. OKST15. Oklahoma16. LSU17. Notre Dame18. Michigan19. Louisville20. Iowa State21. Clempus22. Nebraska23. Northern Illinois24. Illinois25. Ass to Mouth
For me it is the Texas Longhorns, the best college football team.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Luv my reffies :)
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>>144455570Beating an SEC opponent on the road is infinitely more impressive than beating a team that got blown out by Texas State.
>>144455222>someone post the voters
>almost lost to an unranked team>b-b-b-b-b--b-bbut MUH SECSo, what happens when they lose to Vandy. They are an SEC opponent.
>>144455550>domer homers will unironically propel NIU into the conference bid instead of boise. hahahahahhahahahah
>>144455730my friend, Kentucky got rocked by a SCAR team that needed refball to beat Old Dominion. Kentucky is ASS and Georgia needed Stoops to lose his balls in the final 3 minutes to walk out with the win
>>144455730true, where is toledo?
>>144455877(((receiving votes)))
>>144455877someone needs to investigate toledo's finances. this has to be a scam.
>>144455877>where is toledo?Not in the Midwest, because Ohio is NOT in the Midwest.
B1G Champs
>>144455988>zero (0) nattieskwab
>>144455835>>144455599the logo on your hats is crooked
We feasting bros
The weak should fear the strong.
>Texas is actually backI never thought it would happen, bros.
Dare I say it?
>>144456181Your food is extremely visually appealing. Beautiful
>>144456043Come and take it
>>144455614Based Tiger bot
Considering the job he's done at Texas, and what he managed to get out of Mac Jones at Bama, how many titles would Sark have if he wasn't a drunken fuckhead at Washington and USC?
>>144455783Some anons believe they only reason why their team isn't ranked higher is due to poll inertia. >>144455953Finally someone making sense.
>>144456607Zero
>>144456607I thought Sark's problem was pills, not drink. Maybe a combo of both.
>>144456620Its really dumb to complain about it because the no one can stop people from making rankings and the media is going to continue to use them to market the gamesI really don't think poll inertia has much effect later in the season
>>144456607zero. both of those teams are garbage.
>>144456607sark would be dead by now if he didnt go to nick saban's coach rehab camp.
>>144456808Drugs don't effect high functioning ppl work wise.
>>144456232Thought you guys were retarded for firing Herman.
GameDay should be Illinois cornhuskers. Prove me wrong
>>144456607Honestly bro he has just done an alright job at texas. Texas naturally should be a top 5 team every fucking year. All they need is a coach that is not constantly fucking up and being retarded.
>>144457186Sadly, Friday game. It'll probably be Oklahoma-Tennessee
>>144455550Just got the newsNapier and Strickland are GONE
>Texas back>beat Co. State that just lost to Coach Primate >beat a Michigan team on the verge of the death penalty that had their coach abandon ship and replaced them with a nigger>beat UTSA>Texas >back
>>144457796Michigan-sharty is now considered a toss up. This is hornsissies quality win
>Ohio State is a Fox game next weekman, Gus is gonna be so insufferable
>>144457835Attention whoring is a very girlish activity. Ask yourself why you made that post and why you feel the need to attention whore like a girl.
>>144457835>bradysknees shitpostingcringe
GameDay >Isn't Utah choke st. Just call GameDay " cousins down south"
>>144457796>Going into the big house and beating the defending champs>no big deal
...they tried to kill trump again
>>144458723this year's Michigan won't even make a 12-team playoff, it's a shadow of last year's Michigan (who had to cheat to get there in the first place)so this year's Michigan is playing from about ten yards back of what last year's cheating team was
>>144455570>>because Georgia also played a shitter and won by 1, while Texas won by 49.>implying that playing fucking UTSA at home during the day is in any way equal to playing Kentucky on the road at night
>>144455838And that same SCAR team just took LSU to the limit. You don't have a leg to stand on, sheepfucker
>>144458825unless it was college football players, I don't think anyone here cares; I certainly don't
>>144459068Just go play soccer or let your bf fuck u again
>>144458989who cares? aren't these 2 shit teams facing off soon to settle it?
>>144459210IAYC :^)
>>144459054LSU is bad. they let USC walk all over them. stop to consider that maybe instead of everyone in the EEC being a secret worldbeater, maybe most of them are just...bad
>>144459225And then all the longhorn fans will disappear back to the nfl threads, God willing.
Pretty good timing for UNLV to get their first top twenty five ranking ever.
Oh no no no
>>144460306well, they can't do that anymore
>>144459227I'm not gay enough to know that abbreviation
>>144460306he's not wrong, if they went 9-0 with a road win against Ohio State they probably would be #1.the hard part was getting to 9-0.
>>144460760They'd be #3 if Dawgs and horn sissies were undefeated
My ILLINI are ranked and 3-0 for the first time since 2011!
>>144461528have you considered not being racist?
>>144461721>memes are le racism
>>144461528Bunch of soft J A N N I E S on this board
>>144461712Illinois is the master of just randomly being really good every 15 or so years
>>144458825bunch of idiots called in bomb threats in Ohio after he said that “eating cats and dogs” shit. The guy routinely stirs up violence and threats.
>Have Marvin Harrison Jr>Don't win shit with himHow did Ohio State get away with it?
>>144461721>>144454059What did you expect?
>>144462052it's so much worse. at one point, Ohio State had>CJ Stroud>Chris Olave>Garrett Wilson>JSN>Marvin Harrison Jr. on the same team. and their shitty defenses (and some light Michigan cheating) cost that disgusting amassment of offensive talent any real trophy of note
>>144461950I’ve heard several of them are actual trannies, which would make sense. >>144462045
>>144456607>the job he's done at TexasIt should be impossible to stay out of the top 10 at Texas unless you're unconscious.
Daddy, why didn't you lock in California +3.5 before the line moved?
For me, its the Colorado Buffaloes lead by the honorable COACH PRIME.Us fans of PRIME are known as the > PRIMATES
>>144462475bet
>>144462045Remind me which side incited a year of nonstop chimp outs coast to coast because a lifelong criminal OD'd on fent in police custody? I'll give you a hint, it's the same side that incited some Bernout to shoot up a group of Republican Congressmen with their 24/7 Orange Man Bad fearmongering.
>>144462667
>>144462667>nonstop chimp outs
>>144462667>nonstop chimp
>>144462667>chimp
>>144462667>nonstop monkey shines
>HEATHCLIFF>IT'S ME>I'M 0-3
>>144462880
>>144462475GO BUFFS!
>>144463436
>>144463241N
>>144458825kek of course they didmy countrymen are deranged
>>144457835Shadilay, my fedbro.
>>144464072Wouldn't be surprised if a whole mess of glownigger interns post here when not scanning /pol/ receipts trying to find impressionable youth to MKUltra into becoming domestic terrorists. This is, strangely enough, one of the most educated threads on 4chan.
>>144464243>This is, strangely enough, one of the most educated threads on 4chan.This comment alone proves it's notFuck off back to /pol/ with your dumb shit
>>144464243Normies like sports, makes sense
>>144464243/pol/ went from arguing about the legacy of Andrew Jackson in 2013 to full trump maga train in 2016 and never looked back. It’s telling that the most active board is /pol/.
>>144457835He actually got shot already and everyone already forgot, what makes you think anyone is going to give a fuck about this one where he wasn't even close to getting shot?
>>144464243>most educated threads on 4chan.Glow Nigger U by 5+ this weekend
>>144464538>It’s telling that the most active Indian posting is on /pol/.Patels can't CFB
>>144464243CFB is for college graduates and college students. NFL is for GEDs and community college dropouts.
>>144464945>CFB is for college graduates and college studentsI completed a semester at the University of Nebraska (Omaha)> GO BIG RED!
I lost a bunch of my bets this weekend so I'm going to share
Iowa Hawkeyes
>>1444645382016 was the meme war/pol/ was dumber than before, but not nearly as dumb as what's there nowthe flooding in of the Qanon boomers is what made it truly dumbthat was around 2018 if I'm remembering correctly
>>144465007>I lost a bunch of my bets this weekend so I'm going to share
>>144465105would
>>144465105
>>144465007USC -6.5 is free money what the fuck
As if it couldn't get any worse
>>144465203>2016 was the meme war
>>144465244wtf is ACC's problem?
>>144465237Before the season started the line was Michigan -7.5
Reminder
>Boston College gets very close to pulling off the Missouri upset>Goes unrankedThey really are undervalued right now, legitimate ACC contenders
>>144465398They want the west coast teams to feel welcome.
Does anyone have a vid of that UCF woman running across the stands after TCU missed the game winning field goal?
>>144466184Why are zoomer women so gay?
bowling green is gonna beat texas a&m
>nebraska so back that even former players are balling out and letting their nuts hang in the NFL>INT of the year on Mahomes after all the Raiola comparisonsgood weekend for sneed chads, we've got meme magic working for us nowhttps://x.com/NFL/status/1835449159899644016
>>144464538It's literally bots, glowies, and spooks posting with each other over there now. I popped over there a few days ago after not visiting in like 6 years and it's just a big fat mess.
>>144456607he just happened to be the lucky retard who was at Texas when NIL came into play. Boosters are paying 1M+/yr for their o-line alone
Just realized Oklahoma could go 7-5 with all 5 losses coming to playoff teamsWill Venables survive?
>>144467526It's not like recruiting was a problem for Texas pre-NIL>>144468332He'd survive, but would enter 2025 on the hot seat
>>144455550popping over from /nfl/ to say fuck your shitty "sport" and what it's done to QB development
>>144468647>NFL starts adopting spread concepts, drafting spread QBs>this emboldens college teams to run it moreblame NFL coaches for not refusing to draft meme QBs like they used to. College teams used to run pro-style offense because good recruits wouldn't go to a school that didn't prepare them for the next level
>>144468647Sounds good, bud. Don't be stingy on that secret sauce when you're making those Big Macs at work tomorrow!
>>144468647Don’t you have a “cuts to Taylor Swift” compilation to put together for your 20 TikTok followers?
>>144468728You'd rather then run it up the middle 30 times a game?
>>144465825Yeah, well the ACC sucks.
>>144460637YAAFF :V
>>144465244
>>144468647Maybe the (((NFL))) should pay for their own minor league instead of letting CFB be their free minor league
>>144465244>>144469474nothing wrong with this one, looks like they are letting a mentally retarded guy participate>>144465398this one thinks it's a woman
>>144469537This is what needed to happen. Would’ve staved off this NIL shit and kept the darkies out.
>>144469537>universities make literal millions off football>NFL should pay the bill
Difference between the AP votes and Coaches Poll votes is hilarious
>>144470220I didn't say they should pay the schools or the NCAA. I said the NFL should pay for their own minor league system just like the NBA, MLB and NHL do. If you want a free minor league you can't bitch about how the players you draft from them were developed and what schemes they ran.
I got banned from r/cfb for making fun of those hippies getting blasted away at Kent State. By a fucking Ohio state mod ofc. I regret absolutely fucking nothing.
>Mfw Arch vs Raiola QB rivalry in the NFL
>>144471125what the dog doin'
>>144470493not really
>>1444711254 DEAD IN OHIO
>>144471145If you think the Chiefs/Mahomes/Kelce/Swift slurpfest from the media and the refs is bad just wait for how they treat Manning
>>144468332Theyre overrated but I doubt he gets much punishment first year in the SEC. It would be stupid to fire him for not being a top 12 program bc you are way more likely to drop off then go up.
>>144471319If he ends up in Indianapolis it will literally make life in this state so annoying
>>144471312Yes really. The votes are so misaligned with each other it perfectly illustrates how beat reporters and media talking heads are retards at the end of the day and the AP shouldnt ever be given any legitimate credibility.
>>144469474He's not the worst looking one
i find it insane that people care more about the NFL than college football. Like bro those teams in the pros are just mercenaries. They literally have nothing to do with your city
>>144472326literally no different in cfb now
OU is going to booty blast Tennessee and is going to be catapulted into the top 10 before ONCE AGAIN booty blasting Texas and there is NOTHING you can fucking do about it.
https://x.com/LakersCanes305/status/1835295794435359005/photo/1
>>144471319>Imagine how bad it will be for a White god to save us from Mutthomes and his mutt fucking nonsense
>>144472527Mahomes is white
>>144472389Not really. Texas for example has like 80% of their players from Texas. It used to be more like 90% but you can still say that the players represent the state for the most part.
>>144472580>wanting to be White>he's Whiteno
>>144464945it's for ameriboo like me because redneck land is true america
>>144472625Have you seen what that dude wears to the beach? It's a straw hat and fanny pack. The dude would be considered Whiter than wonder bread everywhere on the planet outside of middle America.
>>144472625>kids have blonde hair and blue eyes>supports drumpfwe won't tolerate slander of aryan supersoldier patrick mahomes
>>144472389>>144472326CFB is unironically worse now, you've got dudes playing for 3-4 different teams in 5 years. NFL guys usually do at least 2-3 years with a team and the good players spend most of their career with the same team
>>144472597it's more like 65%, and I suspect that they are an outlier due to the size of the Texas talent pool
>>144473780Baker Mayfield grew up an OU fan and then walked on at OU. How many college QBs even grew up fans of their alma mater nowadays? And Mayfield graduated less than a decade ago. Hell I'm pretty sure Stetson Bennett even grew up a Georgia fan. Look at the absolute state of jawja without him holding their criminal organization disguised as a football team together.
>>144472389Look at the top 10 teams. Look at their rosters. Exclude meme teams like Oregon that have never and will never put it together. Most of their players are from the state or very close by. I hate the open portal too, but by and large most good coaches still have powerful local recruiting efforts. The real major impact on SOVL that this has had is the draining of talent from lower tier teams, not really the local nature of a team. All the (smart) transfers (not le hot new second string QB that just needs a chance) tend to be standouts that weren't picked up by a big school, and now can be immediately poached when a big school gets wind of what they passed on.
>>144473951Backups and benchwarmers are locals. Starters are from every where
What's it like not having multiple ranked teams in your state? I simply cannot relate.
>>144473951picked Penn State to test your theory and LOOK AT THIS GUY LMAO
>>144474301My nigga went so hard on the light skin lifestyle he went Jewish
>>144473909Oklahoma is different. Their rosters have been built by north Texans and a smattering of elite Okies since at least the 70s. The rest of the country hasn't been lucky enough to essentially dominate recruiting grounds across state lines for that long. Of their 7 heisman winners only 4 were actually born in Oklahoma. Sims, Mayfield, and Murray were from Missouri and Texas.
>>144473909>>144473951it's also fair to say plenty of schools are in or next to states that historically have produced a ton of talent.
GOLDY!
wait, did the other trump shooter actually get a shot off?
>>144473909>How many college QBs even grew up fans of their alma mater nowadays? Miller “Killer Boss” Moss
>>144475285no, he didn't even see trump. he was spotted beforehand.
yeah i really dont understand why caleb williams was considered a #1 draft pick
>>144465007>he didn’t jump on USC when the line was still Michigan -10Literally printing money
>>144455550My Seminoles would booty blast all of these shit teams
>>144475697All these shit teams would turn your bootyhole into a semenhole.
>>144475310Ah. Boring.
>>144456313I didn't know Badgers were African.
>>144475765Saying "aks" instead of "ask" dates back to Middle English. Yeah I know.>inb4 le redditYeah I wish I was stupid and had 100IQ points too, but I've been cursed with a decent memory and the ability to comprehend. Shit's a curse. I hate you all.
>>144472625Mahomes might not be white, but it's hard to say he's black. He's like... Sicilian.
>>144475799As long as you're not this annoying in real life, it's ok.
>WVU -2.5>Marshall +39.5>Iowa State - 20.5>Michigan +6.5>Utah +2.5>Purdue +6.5I hit my 4 leg yesterday. I'm feeling less confident about this one.
>>144475799>um ackshuallyStfu you stupid idiot fucking kys
>>144475883I'm not. I'm just drunk and can't hold the tardfilter in rn.>>144475908blow it out your ass
Who we got, faggots?
>>144476005
>>144476005Low scoring close first half where volunqueers pull away once they go up and chokie defense realizes their offense cant score. Think Jawja-Clempus
yes, its Monday, the official start of the business week, but has anyone stopped to think what it would be like if like if another mammal was installed as a head football coach in a P5 football program? lets say a storied school in the Rockies and, I dunno, an ape or any other primate as the chosen animal. Could such a thing work?
>>144476200Lemurs > old world monkeysYeah I said itFuck you
>>144476204Yes we know, but okies have terminal line of scrimage issues on the offense. Vols will beat them
>>144476236Injured offensive line + freshman QB + injured receiving corps = bad offense.I think the only injured player on defense is the cheetah position and I think he was only held out against Tulane because of a concussion he got in practice.Last season was the exact opposite of this shit. Offense clean as a whistle and defense slowly withering away because of injury. Shit's gay.
>>144476279Felt bad for the sooners going into this year. Given a much harder stretch with a weaker team then weve seen and your rivals get a pretty easy run with a real natty contender and all the media love. Hope you guys win the shoot out if nothing else
>>144476342>Felt bad for the soonersThanks anon. You are overly kind. But this is Oklahoma. >We've been dropping half a hundred on shitters for decades. If >we can't hang with the big boys then >we deserve to get shit for it. I'm pretty sure my team owns the overall scoring title since 1945. You don't win that unless you run the score up on some shitters.It's trial by fire, and if my boys catch fire then so be it.
>>144476200I believe an amphibian would be better suited for the role. Perhaps a frog.
>>144476430How do okies cope with half your football team actually being from Texas? Like get your own niggers if you want to be good at college football. Fuck you, you’re nothing
>>144476579Same thing with Oregon and California. Something doesn’t sit right with me when orgeon gets all its players from California then beats California with them. People that don’t have to deal with niggers shouldn’t get the one benefit that they provide
>>144476579Oklahoma doesn't really exist, it was just a spot to dumb redskin indians instead of in Texas (even though a bunch of them got through and started playing basketball in east Texas).
>>144476579Because this is Oklahoma football. Nothing more needs to be said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AU4A39BwsQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-3oMXSheAchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFPKJU7DFFs
FSU is cursed.
>>144476579It helps when Texas' stadium is named after an Okie who played at OU. And that OU set the winning streak record before Texas had ever won its first natty.
>>144476005Tennessee whuppin that ass. Dem boys ain’t ready for SEC footbaw
>>144476786>Texas' stadium is named after an Okiebig off
>>144476200c-c-c-coach primate
>sugaring
>>144466302i can make one for you tonight>t. webmanon
>THE blowspoo jewkneeversity
>>144478411This index is unironically good and basedt. Georgia bulldawg
>>144478446it's based because it's like a video game where you can effect your elo every week unlike the ap where you are pre ordained to years past, now if they did elo sbmm on a week to week basis that'd be really based
>>144476825It’s named after a black former player now.
>>144455953West of the appalachians, north of mason-dixon, east of mississippi is the midwest. You can cope but Ohio is 100% in the midwest
>>144475308
>>144475890>PurdueLmaoooooooooo
>>144478525Half of Ohio is Appalachia so how can it be 100% midwest
>>144478873i wouldn't go that far boss
>>144479019Come on now
>>144476990>Notre Dame>FSUNo point to take this serious
>>144479019Based on this image you’re also implying the western half of WV is the Midwest.
we get a late night Hawaii game this weekend :)
The main reason I prefer CFB over NFL is that 80-90% of CFB games aren't rigged outright. Meanwhile 90%+ of NFL are rigged outright.
>>144464816This is like ranking the odor of different turds
>>144471145>return of QBs who can actually read a defense, have good mechanics, and can run an offensebased, Raiola is already calling audibles at the line and adjusting protection as a true freshman
By the end of the season, ND is going to have the worst SOV of any Top 25 team.
>>144479540>Raioladoes he count as a Pineapple nigger or has he been sufficiently bleached?He certainly isn't a > soft ass N I G G E R
Roll Tide
ACC games for week 5
>>144475843What is my boy Rattler then?
>All those six day selectionsGross
>>144480890Can't wait to have the Arizona vs Utah game in the background of the bar I'm at
>>144480639>best game is on Peacock
>>144480890It was funny seeing all the Pac-12 schools bitch about being on after midnight all the time and now that those schools are scattered it's still the only attractive thing about them to these new conferences
>>144480639Virginia Tech will beat Miami
>>144480890Would be peak Gus if he loses to Colorado after a good win against TCU
Sam Hartman and Riley Leonard are as mid as it gets. Is this really the best Notre Dame can do in the NIL era?
>>144481036What did they think?They go to the ACC and Big 10 2which has endless amount of east and central coast teams and they thought they weren’t going to be used for the after dark schedule?
>>144480890I see OSU @ K-State on either ABC or ESPN at midday or prime slot
>>144481233Ive watched ND all my life and the best qb ive seen on this team might have been ian book.
>Ohio State at Michigan State on PeacockLel
>>144481775Wonder how long the youtube streams are gonna stay up at this rate.
>>144456547based "based tiger bot" bot
>>144481775Streamchads stay winning
>>144480205>le heckin melting pot
>>144481965I still don’t understand how ESPN doesn’t give a fuck that you can just search for a game stream on the world’s biggest video website and it comes right up in good quality.
>Bryce Young and Caleb Williams already looking like NFL bustsNext stop, Heisman House commercials.
>>144479091That's a purely political map whose origin was inspired by Appalachia but turned into another poverty program. The highest point in some of those counties in Mississippi are highway overpasses.
>>144482215add bo nix to that list
why are college qbs so unprepared for the pros nowadays?
>>144482225>a fucking mountain range conveniently ends in a straight line along a state border This is cope.
>Arch goes in for an injured Ewers>Puts up massive numbers against shitter defenses so far>Automatically becomes a Heisman candidate and the NFL top pick when he goes pro
such is life in the SEC
>>144482254arch manning is a student of the game, like his uncles and grandpa.
>>144482248Robert Cessna is the only one halfway correct. >why No social media.
>>144478525Sigh, why do you refugees always force us to pull out the Official /cfb/ Map of the Midwest? As our official map, it's beyond question. Pic related is the Midwest in this thread. End of story.
>>144482266Raiola has been the better QB so far. Can't wait to see them duel it out on Sundays.
>>144482254I wonder if him not transferring to play more is a purposeful strategy to save wear and tear on his body. The has the name that affords him the ability to just coast until shit matters, and frankly it won't matter until it's his junior or senior season.
>>144481740Jimmy Clausen was at least supposed to be good. Riley Leonard is performing as sane people should have expected. He's just not that good.
>>144482266>>144482297what exactly is ewers injury?
>>144482259Tennessee going to show Texas and OU that they should have never left the Big XII.
HOW BOUT THEM IRISH!
>>144482253Why I agree with the sentiment, that's not what is being represented on the map.
>>144482235Who the fuck saw Bo Nix and his 20 years in college and thought he was draftable let alone a first rounder?
>Texas' first true test this season won't be until Red River>By then, Oklahoma might be unranked
>>144482363bro did you see his numbers against idaho tech community college?
>boosters will be making the hireI couldn't think of a worse idea
>>144482363least nobody is using stetson bennett's old busted ass
>>144482318someone call /ourgirl/ because there's gonna be a rape in Norman
>>144482304Only remeber a little bit of clausen cause im a zoomer and cared more about tate's sick catches. Riley is a one trick pony and will sadly never develop into the passer he needs to be, but im still not sure Angeli gives the best chance to win just with how the oline is banged up and the receiving core might be just ok. >We might be better off with the 11 man run game that is currently working and accept that this team is going to lose to anyone who can stop it(which probably wont be till at least the playoffs).
>>144482363To be fair Oregon is now completely helpless without him. They’re going 8-4 at best
What program is Urban going to turn around next?
>k state beats ranked arizona>well arizona was just shit obviously they won>Mizzou beats bc>well obviously they were shit>northern illinois beats notre dame>was actually a fluke because they beat retard state by 92.not very subtle mickey
Is it true, before NIL, football players worked as male escorts as a part time gig?
>>144482363why would anyone draft a pac12 QB in the first round? I simply do not get it
>>144482524Only for the wives of the coaches.
>>144482347Cope is what is being represented.
>>144482524They used to just keep the coaches’ wives satisfied so they could focus on more important things, and the women would in turn buy them furs and jewelry.
how bad is utah gonna beat the hokie pokies?
>>144482658This is not a game Utah winsThey never win big games with expectations
>>144482677neither does okie state sadly
hmm.
>>144482248>Brian Howell>Colorado>Conveniently leaves out Nebraska Colorado really is a bunch of soft N -
>>144482248Fuck Rece Davis lol
>>144482687Yeah but they typically don't choke harder than a team that's already chokingUtah hasn't won a game on the road against a ranked team as a ranked team
>>144482835tis true they usually just lose a random game
>>144482658If no Rising, Utah is getting rekt
I really need a tanline gf bros
>>144483056Somehow I understand foot fetishes but not this
>>144483003Utah says he's playGundy says he expects the backup
>>144483056You don’t understand the appeal of visible tanlines? Is that what you’re saying?
>>144483110These are the kind of women who cheat on you though and give you Hep C from a black guy
>>144482401There's a push to get Florida to hire away NIU's coach due to the Turner Gill effect. It would be funny if Florida actually did it but I suspect they'll grab a coach from some other SEC and southern ACC school.>>144482512Founding coach at Grand Canyon University. The university's goal will be for Urban to build a program from scratch that will be in the Mountain West or even PAC12 by the time he retires.
>napier still employed
>>144483188>NIU's coachThat is not real don't post misinformation
POV: you just had a boomer moment and admitted you think SEC shorts are funny
>some random g5 coach has a great season>they're immediately hired off by jewU and their program is guttedYour prize for winning is losing in college football.
>>144483188Florida got burned by hiring the hot G5 coach. Schools don't make the same kind of hire as the guy they just shitcanned. Their next hire will either be a P4 coordinator or a P4 head coach.
Call Paul
>>144483331True but the push is still there and the usual suspects are going to do their usual antics when Florida hires someone with a great amount of light reflectivity.
>>144483331>P4 coordinator or a P4 head coachI doubt any SEC team that has high aspirations will ever hire just a coordinator again unless he has Kirby-level statusIt has not worked well for any of them besides KirbyOn the other hand, I doubt any Florida can lure a sitting head coach. I can't see anyone being that high on the situation. I mean, most of Napier's problems are booster related. They fucked up that NIL deal with the QB and he hasn't been able to tread water sinceI know people say Kiffin but he's not leaving Ole Miss for that mess
>>144483405There is no fucking push you fucking faggotThat is something you made up
>>144483331Things got really funny at Arkansas State for a while. They had to start cheering to not win conference titles lest they lose their coach.
Mountain West is about to collapse>Air Force has emerged as a serious target to be added to the American Athletic Conference. Air Force had emerged in conversations as a potential AAC add in recent months, prior to the Pac-12 taking four Mountain West schools last weekhttps://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1835757632793296985
Mountain west should raid the Missouri valley and big sky to stay afloat
>>144483512Certainly can see the appeal of uniting all of the service academies into a single conference for football. Since they would be in the American instead of the PAC12, they'd only have to pay the standard exit fee once the GOR expires in two years, without the American needing to pay anything. Pretty good add all around, though obviously travel will be an issue. I wonder if Air Force uses their own aircraft for athletics or if they fly commercial.
How many votes does the Mountain West need to dissolve? Nine? If so, the four going to the PAC12, plus AFA going tot he AAC means they're over halfway to enough votes to dissolve.
>>144483110Correct
>>144483512What's the appeal?Another football only member?Air Force is gonna have to find another conference for their sportsDon't get this
>>144483568Each of the academies uses their own aircraft/pilots to fly to games. I remember reading an article a few years ago showing how Army travels. They get to games in the same planes they use to transport soldiers around the world.>>144483591If it's like the Pac 12, once you announce you are leaving you no longer get to vote on stuff like that.
>>144483638Peak FOMO
>>144483591So this is where it’s interesting It’s 9/12 that can vote to cancel the exit fees clause, which means that none of them will pay anything to leave If Air Force goes through it’s five. If PAC makes an UNLV move after this it’s 6And then we’re getting close. If AAC can then convince a group of three to join Air Force (say Wyoming, Utah State and Nevada?) for a western block you got your nine and they can all vote to pay $0. And in a panic you can easily get three of them to do this. Because otherwise Air Force is paying that $17 million to join AAC.Air Force is basically going to be the one that will decide if the MWC dies
>>144483638The geographically sane choice would be to put their other sports in the Summit League, with the WCC or Big West being not as good alternatives. Or just go all in with the American in all sports. Maybe that would nudge Army into becoming a full member too.
>>144483729>>144483591The Mountain West won't dissolveThere's nowhere for the remaining schools to goThe American isn't gonna take fucking WyomingEven if the Pac-12 does peel off two more schools that leaves them with only 7 votes to dissolve the conferenceThey will have 40-60 million dollars to lure UTep, nm State, and the Montana schools
MY eagles lost a close one i was banned for calling tua a bad word so didn't get to cheer on my team on cfb sad
>>144483773There is a reason Army and Navy are still in the Patriot League Their programs aren't cut out for an elite conference
>>144483648Maybe. There was some discussion about this when San Diego State tried to bolt from the Mountain West last year. Is a public announcement without a formal legal filing an actual triggering event? IIRC, San Diego State was let off the hook, which may have set a precedent, especially since it was Mountain West.
>>144483816For some reason I thought Navy was a full member of the American but that turns out to not be the case.
>>144482537Retards. Sean Payton is a retard who lives and dies by the QB and he’s desperate.
AAC also wants UNLVhttps://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/whats-next-for-pac-12-more-expansion-options-tv-deal-on-check-list-for-re-imagined-conference/
Air Force is already accustomed to having its sports spread over multiple conferences so that part won't be a big deal.>As a primary member of the Mountain West Conference, the United States Air Force Academy sponsors teams in fifteen men's, nine women's, and two coed NCAA-sanctioned sports. As of the current 2024–25 school year, the fencing program competes as an independent, rifle program in the Patriot Rifle Conference, men's gymnastics in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation, ice hockey in Atlantic Hockey America, men's lacrosse program in the Atlantic Sun Conference, men's soccer and swimming & diving programs in the Western Athletic Conference, water polo in the West Coast Conference, and wrestling in the Big 12 Conference. Boxing is a member of the National Collegiate Boxing Association as the NCAA does not recognize boxing.
>>144483919If the Nu Pac and their war chest couldn't get UNLV there's no fucking way the american gets them
I’m about to get a cystoscopy :(Smashed my cock between the toilet and seat.
>>144483954PAC00 is hampered by their penalties they agreed to when they signed their scheduling agreement with the Mountain West. The American doesn't have that handicap, though I do think UNLV on its own is a weird add for the American.
>>144484011The Pac-12 could have handled UNLV's penaltyThe problem is UNLV leaving means Nevada is toast
>>144483954Yes they canIn four words “we’ll take Nevada too”
>>144484053No doubt there's pressure within the state for UNLV to bring elderly older brother along anywhere it goes but if the choice is between only one of them getting a ladder or both of them staying in the bucket, UNLV will be allowed to ascend.
Why haven't Norvell and Napier been fired? White Privilege?
>>144484067If the Six Pac didn't bother taking Reno, why the fuck would the American?They already have too many bad schools in good marketsThey don't need a bad school in a bad market
>>144484126No one wants their coaching search to play out in public in the age of social media and outrage clickbait. Their replacements likely are betting silently vetted and the firing will happen once a replacement or at least very short list is finalized.
>>144484126Norvell would be owed $75 million unless they found him touching kids or something
what are their chances of a mid season implosion?
>>144484119Reno might let Las Vegas go if there is a guarantee that the MWC can surviveBut right now Reno needs UNLV in the mountain west to ensure its survival
>>144482225SE Ohio, SW PA, and NW WV are indistinguishable. The Midwest starts 20 miles east of Columbus.
>>144482248I agree most with Adam Zucker
>>144481740book wasn't even that great he just consistently acceptable
>when people hear the word "midwest" 99% of the east coast is going to immediately think "Ohio">some fag in Minnesota is going to whine about itIllinois is arguably less midwestern than Ohio since it's almost all Chicagoland and they're basically just east coast megaurbanism transported to the middle of the country.
>>144482401>Florida has a schedule so tough that Georgia would was projected to go 9-3 against it.I guess if you want to get rid of your coach this is the year to do it hoping next year's schedule will be a bit easier
>>144484328The midwest is defined by popularity of making casseroles.
>>144484348Florida's schedule next year is almost identical>conference schedule is the same, just flip home and away (this applies to every SEC school)>also flip home and away for FSU and Miami>still have FCS game>only real difference is swapping out UCF for USF, but USF has given Bama more than they wanted the last couple years
>>144484431right I just mean hoping that some teams see regression
>>144484552>Georgia loses>vote Blue again in November
>>144484552DeBoer gives off White Dudes For Kamala vibes. Kirby is a Good Ol' Chud and will pop a blood vessel during his locker room speech telling the dawgs to perform for Trump.
>>144484598DeBoer grew up in South DakotaHe's not a White Dudes for Kamala guy
There are no bigger dorks than those who clamor for "The U" to be back.
>>144484615He could be a hicklib.
>>144484634Those Jim Cornette types are the absolute worst.
>>144484616The Rock actually played for Miami, he can be like that without being cringe
>>144482297Raiola needs to lose about 15lbs of baby fat if he wants to be Mahomes 2.0, having a little extra speed will make him fucking deadly
>>144482290Very stupid nigga who make this map
>>144482290
>>144484126>firing a coach that just won 13 games
>>144484328you got trolled kid
>>144484211>>144485058Peak crab legs behavior
How do we stop Texas from losing some game in hilariously agonizing fashion this year?
How is Utah favored over Okie state?Cam rising is kill again and the Okie state run game is firing on all cylinders
>>144484634His ancestors would be ashamed.
>DJ is still the QB
ffs stop putting the Iowa games in the pick 'em
>>144485115It’ll probably be against anime and manga for maximum memes.
>>144485418He just needs more time
>>144484552If you're going this is going to be a legitimate nightmare for securityLike you need to be in line 3 hours before if you want to make it before kickoff
>>144485737Secret Service isn't protecting Trump as much as Biden or Kamala, just compare the number of assassination attempts on each of them
>>144485418
>>144465237-5.5 now. I bet it even know it feels like a trap
I'm thinking about how cozy it will be to tuck in on Friday night to watch Illinois vs Nebraska. I'm a boomer now. I do not care if you make fun of me.
>>144482215Panthers benched Bryce today.
>In the spring of 2023, before the Pac-12 collapsed, commissioner George Kliavkoff was presented with a backup option in the event Oregon and Washington left for the Big Ten and the Four Corners schools bolted to the Big 12.>The specifics, according to an industry source:>Invite the top football schools from the Mountain West, pair them with WSU and OSU, then convince Cal and Stanford to stay put.>By remaining in the Pac-12, the Bears and Cardinal would have had a vastly easier path into the College Football Playoff than in the ACC (or anywhere else).>Also, arrangements would have been made for them to receive disproportionately large shares of conference revenues.>Their presence, in theory, would have allowed the restructured conference to secure a media rights deal that paid each of the Bay Area schools more than they will receive for the first seven years of their term in the ACC ($11 million each, approximately).>With the Cardinal and Bears as anchors, plus WSU, OSU and the four Mountain West programs, the eight-team conference could have then grabbed SMU and at least one more school in valuable media markets in the Central Time Zone.>But Kliavkoff never considered it, the source said; nor did he request a fully formed proposal.Full article https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2024/sep/16/pac-12-expansion-idea-of-raiding-the-mountain-west/Looks like Kliavkoff was angling to be able to dissolve the conference and split the proceeds up between the teams and the conference executives. WOSU got in the way of that. He might have succeeded if he had simply found them a new home instead of trying to leave them conference-less. It also assumes Calford would have been ok with being in a conference with a truck driving school and several other "state that's not a state" programs.
>>144485909Don't care that you're a boomer nor that you watch college ball on high school night, but at the very least pick a better energy drink.
>>144486009Cal might have taken their lumps but Stanford definitely would have no interest in thatStanford I think has the most sponsored sports outside of the Ivy Leagues and they aren't afraid of flyingThey have field hockey which was a member of America EastFlying is no problem for themTheir other sports would be hurt too much by joining this nu Pac
>>144486009Interesting tidbit in that article is the possibility that the PAC12 will have teams play multiple games against each other during the same season like Liberty and New Mexico recently did when they played at each other's stadium during the same season.
>>144486137If the Nu Pac stops at 8 it would be stupid to have their teams play multiple games against each other. Only 7 conference games frees them up to schedule more P4 games, which would help boost their SOS and give their champion a better CFP resume compared to other G5 champions.
>>144458837youre ```gay
How come it's hard for a tight end to get a Heisman nomination? Especially ones that can easily get out in the open and catch passes?
>>144486340Because it's mostly a QB award. The only other positions with a chance at the Heisman are RB and WR. They can both put up bigger numbers than TEs and they still need to hope there is a down year for QBs.
>>144486230...they have to win tho
Why are so many Texas teams vomiting in their games?
>>144473909Jordan Travis was an fsu fan
Stop being c.ucks
>>144483618wellastoobad
>>144486494its not just the texas teams. i saw one of the virginia player puking on the field during the game against maryland saturday night
>>144486597he didnt get banned for offending cucks?
>>144485499Goldy finna dab on em
>>144486230It would be good for them to play more P4 opponents but finding a bunch of them each season for each time is going to be difficult. Might as well try to do it and if finding those opponents becomes a problem, then resort to playing a conference opponent twice. If they're not going to play a conference championship game, playing a conference opponent a second time wouldn't be a terrible thing. Perhaps leave the last week of the regular season open and seed those rematches with an emphasis on teams that are tied in the conference rankings to break that tie.
Football players for Arizona Christian University have been arrested for smuggling illegal aliens into the country. Players would drive down to the border, pick up illegals, and drop them off at a distribution point in return for $750 per head.
>>144486113>Cal might have taken their lumpsZero (0[No]) chance that was ever happening.And if the ACC collapses and they don't get a lifeboat to the B1G, they'll drop down to the BigWest rather than join "lesser" schools.
Is your team elite?
>>144466302>>144478301here you go anon
>>144487235Bet she was tons of fun in her younger days.
>>144485769>number of assassination attemptsone of these people is probably significantly hated more than the other two.
>>144487235with a shit load of alcohol...
They jammed a camera up my dickhole earlier. I'm still leaking piss. How do faggots do that sounding shit?
>>144488799they watch anime
>>144486340Because the voters are casual retards who soak their panties at raw passing stats ESPN puts up in graphics and highlight reels of the black QBs of the week.Harrison Butker is one of the greatest >college kickers of all time, he was essential to carrying Georgia Tech to their last great seasons, set the school scoring record, a man of character, and was an actual scholar athlete at an academically hellish school, not to mention 100 years after Heisman won a natty there. He was a perfect pick for someone that truly exemplified the spirit and excellence of CFB and I guarantee not a single Heisman voter ever even heard of him until he won a super bowl. Or Stetson Bennett. Crawled his way out of JUCO ball and the second string to put in two natties on a team with a 40 year drought. Not even close to winning because some shitters were putting up crazy yards against other shitter defenses. The Heisman is soulless.
>>144490093What a stupid map. New Mexico is part of the Midwest, not the south.
>>144455550>no. 25what even is an aggie anyways?
>>144490093You make fun of the South but when it comes to football it's literally an entire different event compared to tailgates or fan energy at a B1G, BIG 12 or ACC game. SEC fans take their football very seriously. Women come dressed to the nines and the men are no less passionate. Been to a couple LSU games and that was life changing. The way them LSU fans celebrate in Baton Rouge makes most B1G schools look like complete shit. It gave me a butt load of respect for the passion that SEC schools have for their football teams. They're usually always close games that go down to the very end. If there is an SEC school on the schedule that would be one I would circle coming as a fan from a B1G school. Massive respect for the SEC and their football programs.
>>144490673>t. smells like a corndog
>>144488019Looks like she's still loads of fun tbqh
Kansas and Oklahoma should play each other. Just so Oklahoma can strangle the Chickenhawks.
>>144490673I would rather get shitfaced on moonshine and buffalo chicken dip in a parking lot and die in the stands desu
>>144490673>dressed to the nines>men in $100 book store golf polos that are only fit for a strip mall church>women in slutty dresses at best and 6 inch tube tops at worstKek is this a copypasta? >life changing>butt load of respect
>>144455550>aTm>Illinois>Northern Illinois>Nebraska>Clempson>Louisville>Iowa St>LSU>Michigan>Notre Dame>Oklahoma>Oklahoma State>Kansas State>UtahThe only reason the Hoosiers aren't ranked in front of all these teams is the name on the front of the jersey. >Google him
Where will the new PAC rank if the PAC-6 takes Tulane and Memphis (with other possible throw-ins)? Old American tier? WAC-tier? Power tier? G5 shitter tier?
I told you anons to put money on Milroe to win the Heisman over the summer. You listened to me, right?
>>144492050hell no lol
How do I change my alma mater from KU to K-State?
>>144492050Someone took the Arch Manning Heisman line and they're going to get P A I D.>>144491985Best G5 tier. Comparable to the 2000s MWC when TCU/Utah were beating up P5 teams in every NY6 bowl they made.
>Florida State and Clemson are in negotiation with the ACC about getting even bigger portions of the revenue share. In turn they would drop the lawsuits and remain in the conference.Lmao the Semenholes are completely buck broken
>>144481233Id give her my buckeye if you know what i mean
>>144492435That still wouldn't resolve the 2027 issue.
>>144492597ESPN has no reason to let go, especially since there are other interested partiesAnd the ACC Network makes money
Ahhh, college football games (or colballss as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted playbooks, music, and the ability to watch the action, colballss are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to watch the stoic, I will be the first to admit that colballss have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the SEC, the true geniuses behind the world of cfb. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the B1G who would mock the true art of the SEC with 'games' such as Illibuck and THE LAME . Perhaps it is that the B1G is not as intelligent as the SEC, but this is a matter for another day. Sankey has given us such masterpieces as the Kirby v. Saban series, Coach O, Egg Bowl, and of course, TEBOQ TIME. Yes, some of the finest colballss in the world were created by SEC. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite colballs? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
Future AAC:UABAir ForceArmyEast CarolinaCharlotteFlorida AtlanticNavyNew MexicoNorth TexasRiceSouth FloridaTempleUtah StateUTSATulsaWyoming
Is there a single franchise-changing player in this 2025 draft? My team sucks and now I have to care about the draft for cope
>>144492284what in the....
>>144493097franchise changing? no
>>144493097dj ukelele can change a franchise
>>144493097Ewers and beck might be good if they end up at somewhere decent. Not a lot of great qbs, I think there is more coming with manning and niko in the next few years. If you draft sanders you might as well stop watching football.
Next weekend looks even more boring than last one
Sharty>>144490673Cletus we see straight through your disguise into your very own heart clogged with trans fat>>144483988How the fuck do you do this
He didn't deserve to be fired.
>>144493097Fuck off NFL cuck. Back to your corporate nigger worshiping nfl thread. Bitch
Is Oregon a part of the Midwest?
>>144493946>Minnesota>Wisconsin >Illinois>Indiana>Michigan>OhioEnd of list
>>144492823Both sides need to renew so it's not entirely ESPN's choice.
The AAC is becoming the Flexbone conference, and it's glorious. Soon, all teams in the American will switch to a REAL offense that's about running the ball 50+ times a game.
>>144493097Only QBs can be franchise-changing players and there isn’t a QB like that in 2025. The only highlight will be getting to laugh at whoever drafts Shitdoodoo. Moss will sneakily be the best QB in the draft in the long run
>>144493141any GM that drafts him should be fired immediately
>>144493097Panthers fan?
>[AAC commissioner] Pernetti has been outspoken about exploring private equity. In April he called it an “opportunity” and has continued to be one of the most aggressive commissioners in looking into P.E. If I was Tulane and Memphis I'd GTFO as quickly as possible to the Pac 12
>>144495316The Pan American conference will either be another peak WAC or it'll actually be a good conference. I can't tell, because they're getting some good mid-majors
>>144494950DJU screams high floor backup
>>144494049>no Texas
>>144486036newfag
>>144490673B1Gfags be like >time for the game!>*puts on hoodie*
>>144492270There are no TCU/Utahs in the nu-Pac.
>>144455838>Stall out every single drive >Don't even reach midfield 80% of the drives>Make 0 (zero) touchdowns>Nooooooo if only my shitty team didn't make yet another mistake we would have totally won!Did you get this opinion from a reddit thread? Kentucky sucked shit the entire game, keep coping about the >15th consecutive loss lmao
Tell me about the new pacIs it gonna be a fun conference, or is it just a smaller mountain west with osu/wsu?
>>144495556But there is a Boise
>>144495708Another Group of X conference with a bunch of Group of X schools making slightly better Group of X money
> Each week, every head coach in the American, Conference USA, MAC, Mountain West and Sun Belt has the opportunity to vote his belief on the best teams among the Group of 5.
>tennessee -6.5>usc -4.5>ok st +2.5
>>144495531>EECladies be like better put my loafers on! * le tip*
>>144495556Yet>>144495708Should be fun
>>144495531SECfags be like>time for the game!>yeah my gf is meeting up with her friend D'Brickashaw. She said he would give her a ride to the game.
>>144495531It’s funny, both SEC and B1Gfags wear the same thing to church that they do to the game.>SECCollared shirt, chinos, Oxford shoes>B1Gt-shirt or hoodie, jeans or cargo shorts, sneakers
>>144495711Petersen babbies
>>144496045>grunts and farts
>Be MWC>PAC-12 falls apart, opening a window for you>Two remaining PAC teams want to play your schools every year>Say no>PAC takes your 4 best teamsMWCucks BTFO
>eectards be like we are le distinguished gentlemen
>Washington State>Oregon State>Fresno State>Colorado State>Boise State>San Diego State>Memphis>Tulane>Texas State>UC Davis>Sacramento State>Montana>Montana State>IdahoDoes this become the best G6 conference?
>here in north central Ohio >back in 1969>buckeyes found a way to burn lake Erie>they dumped a bunch of waste along the shore>and lit it up>to help them stand out>here in Ohio>here in Ohio>my sweet B1G I'm sinking down>here darling in Ohio
>>144486597That’s just reddit culture though. ATHEIST LIBERAL HERE, got to respect you Muslims tho
does expanded cfb playoffs include a wildcard?
>>144491200Extremely based and true. Michigan will get torched this year and the world will kneel
>>144496599delet this
Tuesdays are just the worst
>>144495708It will be fun and the best g6 around, but still only a g6. Definitely in its own tier between power and group schools, but they will be more than capable of pulling upsets against larger schools on the regular.If they get memepiss and tulane to bring it up to 8, they'll have a very competitive baseline to work with.
>>144497204
>>144497224>bring in this year's FOTW G5 meme teamsThe ACC tried this and got SMPoo. They're retarded if they make a decision based on who's currently hot shit. Hell half the Big 12 is now these shitters and its reputation is suffering as a result
Free money bets
>husker is 3-0Is there actually hope for nebraska
>>144497295Oh Tuesday has a feel baby!
>>144494049My friend from Kansas calls themself a midwesterner
>>144496599Don't give them any ideas.
>>144497603George, you're unemployed and posting on /cfb/. What have you got against Tuesdays? That's just like any other day for you!
>>144497681Kansas has large crop production going for it but lacks industrial base of other Midwestern states.It's a great plains state
>>144497681Geographic and cultural regions rarely align to state borders.
Carb Loading for CFB week 4
>>144497901idk about any of the west coast shit or midwest but everything from texas up to new england is pretty spot on
>>144497920mind sharing?
>>144497340You have to try, even if the don't pan out. 90% of teams ebb and flow. The ones that don't are the ones that are already top dogs elsewhere (Jawja, Ohio State, Meatchicken, Bamma, etc).Also daily reminder that SMPoo should be in the nu-pac.
HEY NORVELL
>>144491199I got my school polo from Dillard’s.
>>144497729Is this supposed to be ironic humor? Because if it’s unironic it’s the most tame, bland, uninspired kind of humor imaginable.
>>144498217Check out the vice president of humor over here.
>>144498075>HEY NORVELLuh, which one?
>>144498337>>HEY NORVELL>uh, which one?the one that SUCKS!!
>>144498347>>>HEY NORVELL>>uh, which one?>the one that SUCKS!!you'll have to be more specifc
>>144494322More rushing means less clock stops. Less clock stops means shorter games. Shorter games means few advertisement breaks. Fewer advertising breaks means longer advertisement breaks. The "media partners" will get their money, one way or another.
>>144498217the funny store called they said you forgot your funny
>>144496599It has seven wildcards.
>>144497813Look up where airplanes are built
>>144491199>dresses = sluttymaximum overchud
oh yeah?
Seinfeld is funny in the way Leave It to Beaver is funny - in a quaint “I could see how people back then who hadn’t been exposed to better things might like it” way but nothing that will make you laugh out loud.
>>144498816you were raised by YouTube pedophiles and internet pornography, of course you think it's quaint with that frame of reference.
>>144498753>dresses can't be slutty lolwut?
>>144498753>miniskirts>bellies out>lace underwear showing >for a cfb game Nigger even they would tell you they’re dressed slutty
Explain the veer in veer and shoot
>>144498753>>144499005College girls in general are slutty. How many of Gopher poster's girl walk around with their pants unbuttoned? Definitely a slut signal.
>>144499168>their pants unbuttoneddefinitely wants to be gangbanged by a dozen Nigerians
>haha fucking big 10 slobs>they're not real gentlemen like me>if only they knew how terrible they looked they'd be ashamed >this is a crime against fashion!
>>144498945B1G reading comprehension everyone.
>>144499341I’d rather fuck that twink than some chubby slob in a hoodie and sweatpants rocking New Balance “sneakers.”
>>144499005>all dresses are miniskirtsSee>>144499454
>>144499454the irony
>>144490637It seems that no matter where one goes outside of Aggieland, there are always those who ask, "What is an Aggie anyway?" I am so glad they ask because it gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects. I usually respond by first telling them what an Aggie is NOT. An Aggie is not a pig or hog, as they are called in the Ozarks. An Aggie is not a horse, such as the one representing that school out in West Texas. An Aggie is not a pony, like the one in "SMUland." We are certainly not a frog or horned toad, nor a Waco bruin or bear. We are not a little ol' cat or a fowl owl like those in Houston. Most definitely, we are not of the long-horned cattle variety. If we were, we would be a bull or a cow rather than some non-productive steer. (Since a steer is non-productive, and t.u. chooses to be represented by a steer, then logic would follow that t.u. must consider themselves...Hey, don't get mad at me or say, "that's a little strong." I didn't pick their mascot, they did.)The fact is that an Aggie is not any type of animal. We have Reveille, who is our 1st Lady, but we're not the Texas A&M Reveilles. We're the Aggies. An Aggie is a human. When I think of an Aggie, I think of church, community, and state leaders. I think of the many Aggies who have sacrificed their lives as defenders of freedom through their service to the United States of America.
>>144499331It's Minnesota. It would be Somalians there.
>>144499662Aggies are the first to answer the call to serve their country. Aggies are ministers of the gospel, coaches of Little League teams, public school teachers, and leaders in community projects. Many are medical doctors, veterinarians, and engineers. Others are civil servants, congressmen, and entrepeneurs. Thankfully, many are responsible for feeding the world as farmers, ranchers, and agricultural researchers. And we all know that if it were not for Aggies who become lawyers, there wouldn't be such a thing as a "good" lawyer. In essence, Aggies get things done. We are doers! Aggies are the Twelfth Man, builders of bonfires, carriers of tradition, participants in Musters, and, too often, attenders of Silver Taps ceremonies. Texas Aggies say HOWDY. We know how to look a man in the eye and shake hands. Aggies get a chill up our spine when we hear the National Anthem or sing the "Spirit of Aggieland" or "Aggie War Hymn," or when we march to chow under the direction of a drum and bugle corps.What is an Aggie? Who are the Aggies? It is simple, "We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, true to each other as only Aggies can be..."
>>144497340Only FOTM would be Tulane and even then former SEC and allMemphis has been one of the considered best G5 here. SDSU has a lot of positives Boise is obvious, Fresno has the best following, Colorado State also gets good attendance. All would increase the revenue stream for the conference They thought it through
Coach Lane Kiffin
Why does this make B1Gcels seethe?
>>144500034>southoids think this is “dressing up”
>>144500063Case in point. Women dressing cute brings them out like nothing else.
>>144500109Nigga this looks like the Kathy Lee Gifford collection from Kmart
seething Yanksorry your women can't cook and clean and can only whore themselves out for BBC
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where is nu tho...
which team is the PB&J sandwich of college football?
For me its the Waffle House Pancakers
>>144500285Even with her that group is still way above the average B1G girl who puts on a t-shirt and calls it an outfit.
>>144502128IHOP waffles>>>>
>>144502327Who need waffles when you have fresh bread?>>144502470
>>144455615Kek
